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About Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927 | View Entire Issue (June 20, 1913)
FRIDAY, JUNE 20th' eh POLK COUNTY OBSERVER 1010 , 1 i i 4! i 1 IT Absolutely pane Tlxo only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar Maizes delicious home-baked foods of maximum qualify af n-fnfmym; cost Makes home baking pleasant and profitable COURT HOUSE PICK-UPS TO FILL AIRLIE POSTOFFICE Civil Service Commission to Hold Court Items, Real Estate Transfers, Farm Names Tiled and Other Xews Eriefy Told. VIGOROUS PROTEST MADE fContinned iV'.m 'W One) to Ethel Falls News of City and County EXPERT HORSESHOEING 415 Oak Street, Dallas. Meet me at the New Scott. 2-25tf 20 cents tf is Ilolman's Dairy Cream ft pint. Oscar Hayter, Lawyer, rooms 5 and 6, Uglow building. F. A. Koser, of Rickreall, was in the city on business yesterday. Walter L. Tooze, Jr., lawyer, rooms 8 and 9, National Bank Bldjj. Wear-ever Aluminium ware. See Craven Bros, of you want the best. D. H. Upjohn, attorney, room 19 and 26, Dallas National bank building. tf. Henry Clanfield is building a resi dence on his ranch in Salt Creek di-trict. Mrs. L. N. Ronev, of Eugene visiting at the home of Mr. and Mrs B. Casey. Dallas Wood and Coal Yards, W. L. Barber, proprietor. Office phone 334; residence 663. tf Mrs. M. E. Lewis and daughter, Ora, of San Jose, California, mother and sister of Y. L. Soehren, are vis iting in the city. Mu8 Rosa B. Parrot t left yester day for Chicago where she will take a special training in normal work She will teach again at Monmouth. County Commissioner Herman IV tre is now the possessor of a benzine buggy having invested in the Carter car formerly owned by J. C. Uglow. ur. t. li. U iseill, optician, was in the city yesterday on business. H expects to make regular monthly visits to this city, the first being next " week. H. C. Eccleston, W. E. Cook- Charles Kuns, Frank Loop and Mr. Sites, prominent among the hop growers of lamhill county, were in 1J alias vicinity Wednesday and in spected several of the yards near the city. The new city safe is now in jkm- tion in the city auditor's office and is certainly a much needed improve ment. The office floor has recently been covered with linoleum and the whole interior presents a much bet ter appearance. The Optician, C. B. O'Neill, rep resenting Barr's Jewcln- Store, Sa lem, will be at Hotel Gail, room 5. Thursday and Friday, June 27-28. Consult him about your eyes. All work guaranteed bv Barr's Jewelry Store, Salem. " G-20-24 II. John Vine and family left on Tuesday with their household goods for their new home at Dayton, where Mr. Vine will serve & pastor of the Baptist church. He has purchased a farm of 19 acres near Dayton and will till this piece of ground while attending to the spiritual wants of his flock. During his pastorate here Mr. Vine and family have made many friends who are sorry to see tbetn leave, but his desire to secure ome small charge where he could at tlie same time enjoy outdoor life and farm work, induced him to make the change. All Free on Fourth. In order to create a rnisappre- hension, the Dallas celebration committee desires to state that, as usual with affairs of this kind in this city, there will be no charge for any of the enter- tainments on the Fourth, with the sole exception of the chau- tauqua program which - begins at 7:30 at night. The ball games, sports, exercises at the park, everything will be free and evervbodv will be welcome. About Business. If a man loves a girl, that's his bus iness ; If a girl loves a man, that s her bus iness ; If they want to get married, that's their busint ss i If they want to buy groceries that's Loughary's business. 0-20 Band Concert. Saturday night, June 21: March, From Ocean to Ocean via Panama, by Geo. (". Murphy. Descriptive Medley, Rennic-k's No. 12, arr. Rennick. Grizzly Turkey Trot. Roth-Roberts March. Napoleon's Last Charge. El- lis-Paull. March, Waiting For The Robt. E. Lee (request) Lewis F. Muir. ! Concert solo, (air vari) Mv Old Ken-! tuckyHome, played by B. A. ' Downev. 1 Snirit of IndeiicTiileiice (Pull.- f'unn. : ty) Abe Holzman. i Concert will start at 7:l- sharp, j Thos. B. R..tt.1 et nx Perry, land in Dallas, 1. Eleanor F. Butler to City of Cliy. land in Falls City. 12-". William Ellis et'ux to Edward A. Sayre, o acres in S-C. 10. Charles M. Walker et ux to C. A. Wallace. 2-j.SI acres in 7-4. $3S00. C. W. Matthews to John F. Ha--er. lot !. bl.K-k D. Ooldeii West Add K. Falls City. 1. John V. ILairer et ux to Geo. W. Fi.r.3. lot !t. bl-K-k D. Golden West AdJ to Falls City. :!00. C. W. Matthews to George W. Ford, lot 10. Block D. Golden West Add to Falls City. . Maurice Kiinirer et ux to R. E. Williams, land in Dallas. .7.0K. John (.". Cavit; to L. G. Pickel. .T acres and road right of wav in 7-4. 10. S. A. Gault to F. L. Wood, lot 24. MeXary Orchards. -10. E. L. Wilson et bd to Enora S. Mattison. lots 1. 2, 3, block 2. Bakers Add to Independence. -1. N. M. Grant to Melissa J. Grant. 6 acres in 7 and 8-5. 10. Melissa J. Grant to N. M. Grant. 2 acres in 7 and 8-5, $10. C. S. O'Brien et ux to Sadie Sin gleton. 11.93 acres in 8-C. $750. C. C. Stanton et ux to G. D. Treat, lots 3. 4, 11 and 12, block F, 1st Add ; to Falls City, $000. I W. J. Stow et ux to Frank S. : Thomas. 754 acres in Garden Home ; Farms, $1. i Gabrielle D'Urbano to Julia Coig net. 2.05 acnes in W. . V. Orchard ; Tract. $259. Remlioel Schubert et ux to S, L. Burk. 100 acres in 7-0. $10. S. L. Bulk et ux to Reinhold Schubert et ux, land in Dallas, $10. ! F. N. Derby et ux to Reinbold ; Schubert et ux, 250 acres in 7-0, $10. ! Capital Trust company to Jacob W. Hotter, lots 12 and 13, block 12, Kiugwood Park, $10. Probate. Estate of Ruth Ruble, deceased: bond of A. B. Condit, executor filed and approved, will proven and admit ted to probate; ordered that letters testemenlary be. issued to Ella K. St. Pieire. Marriage Licenses. Charles E. Frazier to Grace E. Duvall. Veil H. McNeil to Marie Roneo. August J. Anderson to Dora Fun-ton. "fiicral discussion tin- coming session. molion was ado of $10 in ciisli succeeds ill licr ol' season I ickcIs ing made in Examination for Postmaster. i The United States Civil Sen ice commission announces that on Satur day.' July 12, an examination will be held at Dallas, Ore., as a result of ! which it is expected to make certi Ification to fill a contemplated vacan cy in the position 01 lourtn cias;(,i me piogiam jostmaster at Airlie. Ore., and other vacancies as they may occur at that olfice. unless it shall be decided in the interests of the service to fill the vacancy by reinstatement. The com-j-ensation of the postmaster at tliis office was $411 for the last fiscal year. Ag? limit. 21 years and over on the date of the examination, with the ex ception that in a state where women are declared by statute to be of full age for all purjiose at 18 years, wo men 18 years of age on the dale of the examination will be admitted. Applicants must reside within the teiritory supplied by the postoflicc for which the examination is an nounced. The examination is open to all cit izens of the United States' who can comply with the requirements. Application forms and full infor mation concerning the requirements I of the examinations can be secured jfrom the postmaster at Airlie. Ore gon, ami the local secretary at Dal las, Oregon, or from the U. S. Civil j Service commission. Washington, D. C. Applications should be properly ex ecuted and filed with the Commission at Washington at leat seven days be fore the date of the examination, otherwise it may be impracticable to examine the applicants. from the management of the Ell.soM- Cluiulauqiia company siigycM- f rivaling inlercsi in VIiil iug methods .,1m. . -1 i : i u t : i i i i i i i l Hi inr i 'inuiir tail the nn'riis this city, ,ii,l villaining m offered, gave rise io of plans to I"'"1""" As u result a ,r,l offering a prize I, t the young ni'iy . i i ....t ,1 1 1 1 ii - selling ii"' iiuK-.-.u ts bed ore I lie open iv Arriiiigeineiils weie f',- ,, lacing the tickets oil Cures Indigestion Prevents Constipation Something New also ale lll'lgilliorlllg l'on. Wnnifl Start Eusiness , i in ,.h,l,lisli a business lopos.o ...niii'i'i in w i n in ' . . I , I 1 1 1 r hi V SSI'S -'"I other Course. isilll Dallas iiini lajj i.i ; wild llllglH of the plan. a Idler received 'avlor, an ex)H'ri- egt Mr. sscd iiuk i course in 'High schi the iM-nelit of all j wish to take adva j was contained in (Yum Clinrles M. I t i ... llnnii lnil rnefor I cnceil niisim-s.-i .iui- Te.vl.ir vis led t lie ClI.V lasr wrriv after an investignl ion, cxpr In.iwi.ll' as pleased with the oui The mailer was given the .inqi.al. en.lorsement of the elul) and further consideration it n'" fcrre.l to the eommillee on city and county allaii's. ,.'i-,.ltii-v Tooze reporle. had furnished informiil inn. upon ,..r fo the Portland, Kugene Eastern railway of a booster he that he re- & for tlie liulilicai nk relative to Hi GET SACK OF FLOUR FREE Married. Anderson-Fulton. On Wednesday the 18th at noon, Mr. August An derson and Miss Dora Fulton, both of Falls City, were united in mar riage by Rev. F. E. Brickley, at his home in Dallas. Thev were unat tended. The bride was attired in a lue traveling suit. The happy cou ple lett immediately lor Stella. Washington. Their many friends wish them a long and hariv life. Lodge Notice. Regular meeting of Naomi chapter No. 22. O. E. S.. will be held in the banquet room opite the Masonic Kill on Tuesday evening. April 24. This will probably be the last meet ing before adjournment for the slim mer. Jiv order ot the . M. , WINNIE M. CHAPMAN. S,c Five Dollars Reward. Sweeney Bros, will pav $5.00 re ward for information which will lead to the arrest and conviction of anyone guilty of throwing rubbish the mill race. The citv ordin ances provide a fine of .$5.00 for each offense (if this kind. All Kinds of Insurance. Fire. Casualty. Automobile and Plate Glass Policies on liberal com missions. C. L Prichanl, with Me Bee Land Co. tf j Proclamation. ! To the Citizens of the City of Dal ; las : By virtue of my office I am em powered with the authority to regu late the use of explosives on the 4th of July. I am in receipt 'of a com munication fiom the Woman's club, to prohibit the use of firecrackers and bombs of all kinds. I see by orT dinance No. 1, section 13. of the city of Dallas, leaves it to me to decide in this matter. Now I don't wish to do anything to curb the good patri otic feeling of any one on our na tional holiday, but. we must consider when we are making glad, that we must not eii'langer me ana property, for we all know that each year in the past the 4th of July in the Unit ed States has taken its toll of life and projK'i'ty. Now. there foie. I proclaim: That there shall not be any explosives of any kind thrown, in. on or about any of the streets or the city park in the citv of Dallas, on July 4th, 1913, un der penalty of law, which is a fine of not Ies than $5.00 nor more than $25.00. i This order does not prohibit a man ; from buying fireworks and taking 'them home to celebrate, providing ; he does not. endanger the lite and propiyty of his neighbors. He alone ,' will be held responsible for that. In case the 4th of July committee desires to have a display of fireworks at night, they shall go to a suitable j field and there give their display that ;all may enjoy the sight, i Dated at Dallas. Oregon, this the Pill, dav of June. 1913. ' J. G. VAN OUSDEL. ! Mavor of the Citv of Dallas. Holman & Boydston Make Alluring Offer for Observer Readers. Holman & Boydston. the .Main street grocers will give a sack of flour free to the jierson who brings to their store a copy of The Ob server of this date in which one of the words ''High Flight Flour" is incorrectly spelled in Holman & Bovdston's advertisement.. This er ror appears in but one copy and you may be the lucky one. if you find it all that is necessary to get the flour is to take the paper to the gro cery and you 11 be presented with a 50-pound sack of this splendid flour absolutely free. communities on its line. Minor Matters. ,.,.i,,iuiinic:ilion from the exten sion department of the 0. A. 0. of c..: ... i'li.-iniJi one or more lee i,-.C (,,..,, .thai, institution during the Dallas chaul auqua, was read, and turned over to the secretary for further consideration. Chairman N. L. !', fv,,m amusement committee, rcporjc.1 Ihat: matters in connection with the Fourlh of July celebration were run ning smoothly, thai the committees were all working and that every in dication gave promise of success. In connection with the proposed jiuti excursion to other towns advertising the Fourth, President Fuller, ehair iiiiin of I lie advertising committee for the celebration, announced that trip would prolmlily be made Tuesday and Wednesday, June the nn 24 v-r 5 f 'lit s i 1 X f,H ? 'it I f f. ,i ! i X$l J( if v - i' ' ft i 1:1' : ti The Early Roman Food For the Sick that they Become Well For the Well that They May Remain Well A laxative nutritious food; is a combination of ma terials representing Ancient Black Bread The ancient Roman soldiers who ate no meat, but who subsisted upon Black Bread made from these same cereals developed a strength of physique and hardi hood of nature which enabled them to conquer the world. THE PACKAGE Crider's General Store , Tonsorlal Art. Barber roor Jim lias been sent to a lunatic asylum. Victim (In chain-Who's Jim? "Jim is my twin brother, sir. Jim tins long been broodin" over the hard times, mid I suppose he Dually got crazy." "Is that so?" "Yes. lie and me has worked side by aide for years, and we are so alike we couldn't tell each other apart. We both brooded a great deal too. No money Iu this business now." "What's the reason?" "Prices too low. Unless a customer takes u shampoo it doesn't pay to shave or haircut. Poor Jim, I caught him trying to cut a customer's throat be cause lie refused a shampoo, so 1 had to have the poor fellow locked up. Makes me sad. Sometimes I feel sorry I didn't let him slash all ho wanted to. It might have saved his reason. Sham poo, sir?" "Yes!" Milwaukee Journal. j BUSINESS LOCALS (Advertisements under this head ar charged at the rate of 1 cent per word first Insertion; cent per word for' each Insertion thereafter; 30 word or less, $1 per month if paid in advanci No advertisement inserted fur less than 15 cents. FOR SALE FOR SALE Hay baler. Good as new. John Mekkers, McCoy, Oregon. Phone -242.") Amity. ' 8116-2? FOR SALE Milk cow, fine milker! See Peter ( Ireenwooil, 71!) Shelton St. Phone 1.-.71. . 8106-17 FOR SALE Four F. Brown. Dallas. Re.l. dairy cows. C. Phone 2 South FOR SALE place, .7.00 erts, Rickreall. -(iood bah ier ton. A. lav at my 0. Roll-805tf After several successful seasons on the concert platform, both on sum mer Chautauqua circuit and winter entertainment courses, the Winona Ladies of Indiana, are to come to us as the opening attraction, after noon and evening of the first day of our Chautauqua. These girls do not pose as grand opera singers, but they have a splendid range of popular music and many pleasing stunts. The quartette is a particu larly happy combination of personalities which are so pleasing that the quartette has earned the name of the "Sunshine Girls." It is given them to open our Chautauqua programs this summer, and we believe that this is a particularly happy selection. The Way. If you want to get a cubist Or a futurist effect, Take tlie shnde of an Idea Which Is quite completely wrecked, Put a pencil In the lingers Of an active two-year-old And Just tell him to draw pictures. lie will do as he is told. Then bo get a rabid rooster That's been scratching in the dirt Make him walk across the picture With an extra jaunty flirt Keep him thusly promenading . Till he's spattered o'er the page Lints and Jabs about tlie baby's. For this style is all the rage. Now throw Ink spots on the picture, And if still remains a trace Of a line which could have meaning Try that meaning to erase With a currycomb or toothpick; Then when you have done It all To the likeness of a brainstorm Call It "Maidens at a Hall." Baltimore American. HaU Cleaned. Have your Panama bleached and cleaned at Begin 's, the tailor '. tf The Royal The Royal is the l-st srlling ty--writ-r in Amenr t-Hlay. 1 have ,) thre of these cpl.-n.li.I machines in Dalian in Uie last riht days. Seven of them have bevn placed in I'olk county nine I to.k the I-xal apetny two month airo. If yu are pinjr to buy lyjiewriter and no buine man khouIJ be without one in ih day and aje y.ni idwuM by all i mean invetirate the Royal. J The rebuilt l'n.1. r.l ,k rti.-,l ; in the Obwn-rr last ek wm M-ldj yesterday. W will offer another; ClffptiontJ buv&in in in the shaj' of ft n-built No. 4 Snnih Premier. . .1 ... . i Jot pnee win mme tl in a ti.vty. We carry even thine in the y applies for tl tp.t. and u i no longer find it necry to from traveling f-nU or khJ Portland for what you r.vl. Come in and m us lut it. Satisfaction of Mortgage. The Ol.iK-rver has added Satlsfact- ' Ion of Mortgage to Its stock of legal Mankn. Notaries and Attorney? may now necure them In any quantity de- ! fired. Phone orders for legal blanks i ir'ven prompt attention. j The paving plant for the t'laik-i Henery Const met hm company has! Iwen unloaded on the Spauhlini: Mill j site, the railroad company havini: tin- ilie. connections Willi the spur late T- 1 l , ' i luesuay menu i lie concrete mixer is expected today and opera! ions in laying the concrete base will b-rin at once. i ne .-saiem ami Mc.Miimviiie oase ball teams have decided to ilav two more fames at each city to sellle the 'piestioii of which is the belter or- L'anizatioii, hence the tlun to hold (the third and deciding pme here has i U-en called olT. This contest will probably end in favor of the team that employs the nios, couitent i Portland professionals. Advertised Letters. Advertised June l(i, P'Pf: Karbeau, Mr. Joe. Current. Mrs. Anna. Jameson. J. W. Jr. I-ove, I),-. M. Remington. Mr. E. I. Sherlock. Mr. J). Thomas, C. Edvrar. CO. CO AD, P. M. P.OCK CRUSHING TO START (Continued l'mm Payu One) At Summer Hats Cleaned. Phil Hejrin's, the tailor. tf TO THE PUBLIC biy to IIAYTER'S BOOK STORE IsciitZtr xsd Statioser 428 Urn Street Wt are Aient for Parisian Safe. ! and w Know the Guarantee , is Genuine. PARISIAN Sa.v. the quick aclii. ih.ur n-ston-r. is cun at -T- ... in Ilp laoi'i hair. To cute dandruff. To cure itchinir 'f the s-alp T put life int. faded hair. To ni ale harsh hair soft nd lui uriant. To n.ake Lair crow or n ot y hack. It the iintt delightful hair dr--ii g n.a.1. an-) is preat favvnie ilh Iad- h b"ire ta-autiful a ! lununatit hair. Ijr.T hot lie oi.lv ."s c.t. Cin.ui Mfir. Co, Buffalo. X. .. Atrenran n.aker. tXlNKAO STAFKIV HIGH FLIGHT FLOUR Made at Wilbur, Washing ton, and guaranteed by their sole agents at Dallas, Oregon Goes farther and makes better bread, is the ver dict of those who have used it and there are many.' Try it once and you will use no other Holman & Boydston A rents 521 ftfaia St Pbone 1271 were received yesterday at the court v....... ..o ,.,; , ,, -ri"m all portions of the count v house and were distribnted to the conic reports and claims of ilh-a'l different county officers and were votinjr and it may be possible (hat also mailed to the different justices lu'w elections will have to he held in' of the i-eace and precinct officers en- ?cve,'al, 'lisIlil'ls- . t'ounly Si..erin-1 i , ,. . ten, lent Seymour is refcrniur all in- titled to the m. ,,.. ,,. ,, " . "pimis to the attornev generals Jiock lrom m front ot the county ojuniou, but new jihases of the mat-: property has been distributed as a u'r. !,lv daily presenting llieniselves base for the new concrete sidewalk "hich iipparani Iv throw a .liil'..i-i.,,i ' which the county will build ahm- its ''.-Id "i some of the quest ions. j prorty on Court and Jefferson) l'1 lio liieanliuie Slate Superin street surrounding: the jail lot. jtendent Alderman has lieen apiealed ; E. M. Smith acted as temporary ai"l f is expected that a lull and! clerk on Wednesday diirimr the ab- j exhaustive report or opinion will he : seiice of County Clerk Kobinson who I received which will help ,( unlaiHc' was attemlinir the horse races at In-".10 contusion :) nil set (he deK-ndence. d.istriei-s on t he riht track, Superintendent Seymour and Su-' ervisor 1 'arsons are busy I his week with the June teachers' examinations. 1. J. liil.-v CONFUSION COMES AS RESULT (Continued from Page One.) different The Difference. A Frenchman who was vlsltinir this country was kidnaped last summer by some of his admirers in Maryland and sentenced to go through with an all (lay plclnic In the woods, where there were plenty of cold food and a lot of chingers. The food that was handed to him crucilied his palate. The ham was tar flavored, the nnstry was soir- gy, and the cake was moist aud heavy, and in as polite a manner as he could be lifted up his voice to heaven and wept that such things should be. "Why, monsieur." cue of the young women unswered his lamentation, "I thought we Americans had improved Immensely in our cuisine. Look at our fashionable restaurant Peon their menus are printed in French." "Yes," retorted the witty French man, "but they are still cooked In Americans-Popular Magazine. The Back Yard Garden. I Ko Into my back yard now prepared to o!lve and toll. ' USVlrb,ha5 kTlfa " Pl" anii " etlr the soil. The tin cans I proceed to maah; the glaaa 1 spread around; me crockcrv anil FOlf SALE Currants, lielter or der now and" be sure of them. J. S. Maconiber, phone Black 25. TOM WANTED. (iOATS WAXTKD-I have one whole block in Centralia, Washington, will trade for fronts. Cash price $1,00(1. (loals must.be younjr, good condition. Write Lone Tree Stock Farm, Brownsville, Ore. 7986-24 WANTED I want U rent a piano, rood care guaranteed. Phone Main :i'"j. 8i2tf MISCELLANEOUS. Highest market price paid for ma chine cast iron, stove plate, ruMitr, brass, copper, zinc, ratrs, bodies ami hides. Address A. X.'llalleck, Mon mouth, Oregon. MONEY TO LOAN On improved city property; abstract must be fur nished. If you have money to loan 1 can place it for you on good security. Walter L. Tooze. Jr., lawyer, suite 8 and fl, National Bank building. 70'9-tf GOOD WOOD At right prices. Or der your block wood and slab wood for early delivery. Trimmings fur nished on short order. Plenty of good fir and other kinds of wood now ready for customers. Send orders earlv bv phone to AUGUST BO MAN. 'Phone IOCS 706lf with the ground other trash I mingle in cliar-v of (he con st ruction of the new bridge at hide endence announces that the woik i-pro-iessiiii." satisfactorily. The pil ing for the foundation for the con crete piers have been driven am' trenches du:r for sawing them off at low water mark. CHAUTAUQUA PROGRAM HOLDS (Continu. J from Tape One) noiia Ii, lies, of In. liana, the .Vtis;" Trio, the t ieoriria Jubilee Singers ano the splendid Chicago Male tuitct Certainly our c'iau!aii.ua wiil no: suffer from lack of pm.1 music. Of cecial interest to t;,e ladies is the coti.o;c of Miss p-!V Kearn v whose led a iv on "The Old South.''" is said to le a real treat. Mis - rvean.e is a pieetiiy woman. v no man, with a nuiarkable jx-akin oii-e. so that laigv croa.is have i... drl culty in heaiii her. Her lecture -i.g:i." ineiits o:i l.i-r t- ar .f the with! er' a:te!ided by the niniiM nt of the Et.g'ish-vjvai:;-!( pie. Njx-cial ir.onsit.iT work. i::.-!.i 1;- bel un s .f dto p i!:?ercst. a:,d P d a'i iT.t!i-s for tin vo-j-gt,-r are pr. i 1- J each afterex.n duri: g t'.e cL.ui-Ua-pi. Tie ctuiiitte in har.-e ie lTt that M-Mn ti Vet are M!hr.: 1. n.l are n.urh ei.tlnis.-,! ,.-r i!,.. . : projst for our rirst rhau I Hret Convlct-Thcy gay it took Ma j ton fifteen days to write one page of a j book. i Seeond Convlct-Thafs nothing I've ! t'cen on one sentence six years, and I'm not through yet. Judge. i Get cut and hustle round the town. Pon't be a laiv pup JU,r0.".,U,0e 11,:h cuffe-d "u' Jown An1 lZ ,0 dr0I 0ii - ' An1 uTln mi hh"Vl ' K"ea A"' up in my back yard. -Louisville Courier-Journal way up Cincinnati Enquirer "Start the love Interest recteil tlie magazine editor. All right. I'll be glad to .oimiicii auumr. -It'.s easier to write .ourier-journal. -Ah. ce.7 to rntter rre!" ,hc , ' t?' "rJ you i..tn trie ,t ari Eecaiise oU-dii r.tly he t to t.r.t t.ie o .p. , Sorr' Sh. Spoke. The lady had just been introduced to . miking to blm Tlvnel....l, . - eirlr " T ' ttat 'hty homel, early, dj man over there?" ""wily Tl, . "ui-iiian lo,ktsj. TTiai" said the iM ponderously. -, lnT brothpr- DAYTON MOTORCYCLES. Also second hand machines. Write J"' calalosrues and inducements with first machine sold in each town. Sat' isfaetion guaranteed. WINNIE Mo DOUOALU Agt., Dayton. OreJlt A Culinary Idea. "Ilow will you have your egg coot eS ?"' asked the waiter. "Make any difference in the coat" em?" inquired the cautions custom with the b rimless hat and the raff beard. "No." "Then cook 'em on the top of of ham." said the customer, greatly lleved. SmlUTs Weekly. 1 be IsvlUe He With A stupid Justice of the peac-I-efs hope the tribe will not tncresss TUd up a pair the other day m And had the bridegroom say "obey. Of course this made the thought! And scatter round their verbal chaH Vet la It true, wbate'er they say. The fact remains they all obey. -Cleveland Plain t1 t !"essit t way r. c races mhf .. And trsurapi., ,n: ,.aJ mv , ,m -hicaeo KecorJ-li- rmj Two Views, 'a nt lih Hence the Anvil Chorua. "Wbnt a the objection to the Von sent to rsan!!Tss7" j "Xothln" In particular." reeled Fr i er CorntosjKl; -Jes' the fact that bl j elected to steady Job Daiinrs w hole lot o' people. Jealoaa."-" j tngton Star. ay throurh "I understand that Sn:i ne jiuie f ir assai 'es. S::,ith itti Is c.iinr ta ti-g him "" re.vi,-d serl.il,. ,i "--i s in rs..n and f.vH - - -Then what H he tning to r. -ivaitiaiore American. pet more tai.ji.v A Par!:.. Tv-is. k J..:,. " -' I e m . j - Well. n tLe .-t nore An. eri a a. ..en rny i:jt r.'i ... Tt . n u ? r ln curled. , 1,h strong ' nU bl.m. the 0r.i Ara Do I Hia CoaL A youth who'd been rolnf the P nrtpped f nslly out of the race. He fell quite a bit, And I know where be lit. m Thoush. of course. I cu t meotW pUc Js Mr. : Mr. liroii, known j k I m to'd. marrieil. r:.n Jva ldBa!U- , l T Vmf lei ... . I en-i t iv ..." o; I UHitm m,!t :!!!- Same Thing. -See bre: Did yo" How 81 U GJotaoc,.,. . .. . . f . .nnllieT merely saw yon naa mitn r . four characteristic lareatajects. ,don UalL Do tAt allow MJenew to ',TJ for w b!!e yoo Rive blm today be tomorrow from yoa. CrowijiU.