TUESDAY, MAY 13th. l9l3
TWO
FOLK COUNTY OBSERVER
HOME COURSE
IN FRUITS
AND BERRIES
i
IL GRAFTING APPLE
TREES AND LOCATING !
AN ORCHARD.
STANDARD SCHOOLLIST GROWS
Cupid Catches Ex-King Manuel;
He'll Wed Relative of Kaiser
By C R BRACKETT, Pomologwt,'
Bureau of Plant Industry. United j
States Department oi Agriculture.
A PPLE grafting, nnllke budding, is
f usually ierformed during the
JCa. dormant period of growth. It
Is accomplished by t-atvfully
fitting a small dormant twig or scion
of the variety we wish to propagate
Into a cut la a stock or seedling tree
wbicb we wish to change. There are
several forms of grafting, but they dif
fer more in method than fn results. Id
fact, so far as the top of the tree Is
concerned, the results are the same in
!l cases whether we bud or graft Tbe
object sought Is to change an undesir
able or uncertain tree Into one whlcb '
we know will produce a variety whose
fruit will possess certain desirable char
acterlstics.
Splice Grafting.
Splice grafting Is a simple form and
is used wben tbe stock and scion are ;
very nearly the same size. It consists
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Eola and Oak Dale Added to Polk
County List Daring Week.
Stars sufficient to entitle them to
the standard list have ben won by
the Kola and the Oak Dale schools
according to the County uperinteml
ent 's office and thev have been noted
standard during the week.
The Oak Dale school in district
No. 51 is taught by Miss Minnie
Wunder and the board consists of
J. Murphy, 0. E. Dennis. W. Barn-
hart and C. J. Bruce, clerk. 1 tie
school poulation of the district is 41
and the valuation is rS1.4!)0 with a
sjHcial school levy of four mills.
The Eola district is taught by Y.
A. Fletcher and the hoard consists
of . II. ratterson, . 1). Jlasree.'
T. YV. Brunk, R. Biunk clerk. The
school poulation is 44. the valuation
121 .(Un and the special tax levy
five-tenths of a mill.
SHOW BABIES AT STATE FAIR
Much Interest Taken in Coming
"Better Baby" Show.
Portland. Ore.. May 13. The
'IJetrer Baby" show to be held at
the State rair next tali is already
lttraetintr much attention and prom
ises to be tne Digest mini; or irs
kind ever attempted in the North
west. Splendid prizes are one re I
for the best youngsters shown.
Even- Grange. Commercial club
and school in the state is ursred to
hold local shows an 1 send their best
babies to the State Fair to enter the
all-Oregon competition. There are
no entry tees, hut special oianKs
must, be used for entries. These may
be secured without cost from O. M.
Plummer. superintendent Eugenics
'lepartment. North Port la nl. Oresroii.
THE NEW TREATMANT
-of
ENLARGED TONSILS
CATARRH, ASTHMA
BRONCHITIS
and other
LUNG DISEASES
as used by
Dr. Toel
The Chicago Specialist
Now in
Dallas
To Introduce His
Physiologic Methods
The Power
You Need
A thousand or an .
f the
that
thp n ucoiis niei.i'ii.'"1
and postnasal space.
a
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Catarrh is a chronic disease
.cM Mvitv caused bv cirrus
have infecte.
lit' the nose
In some of these cases tiiei
constant. rficliane of miteou
ntSiHi-s there is a rus disi'haruf-
in vi -t there is a sv.illin,' ffi
tlm mni-fiiis ira-mbrane over the tut'-!?.
binated bones of the nose which
makes it impossible to breathe
throuirh the atilicted nostril.
The r r:v.t treatment as applieil
bv most phvsicians consists of sprays
nii.l douche's. These of course clean
eighth horsepower
at the touch of a
witch or any
amount between.
Always ready every
instant day or niitht.
Electric power is
Economical
and Unfailing
It avoids the
friction loss in
belting and line
shafting avoids
the dirt, noise and
the numberless ex
pensive vexations
inseparable from
private power plant
operation. Let us
show you how much
YOU can save.
while 1 '
Oregon Power Company
No. 605 Court St. Tel. 24
the nasal passasre. hut the s
insr in the srlands of the
membrane can not be reach
rms he
miicotis .,1 bv it
Real Estate Bargairi
iiit
The catarrh con-
F0RM LINCOLN FIRE PATROL
S?v "gi IF
4 Vi"' vaaMt .
Photo by American Presa Association.
T
BTJCCESSITB STEPS Of STOCK GBAFT1KQ-
(a, spite (raft; b. tongue craft, parts sep
arate; c tongue graft, parts united; d,
waled wrapper applied.)
in splicing or lapping tbe scion on tbe
stock by scarfing eacb at tbe same an
gle. When a close Joint is secured the
parts are beld in place by means of
some kind of wrapping material. j
Tongue grafting differs from splice
grafting in that both scion and stock
re split at corresponding points on the
scarf with a thin bladed knife so as to
form tongues. Tbe object of this is to
unite more firmly tbe two portions and
present a larger surface for tbe effu-
HE revolutionists of Portugal did not catch King Manuel, but DaD Cupid
did. Now tbe ex-ruler Is engaged to Princess Augustina Victoria of
Hohenzoliern, a distant relative of the kaiser Just after the announce
ment a lively controversy started in Berlin on the question whether
the princess is to be called queen. Some of tbe German experts on court ques
tiona declare that she will rank only as a duchess, with the title of royal high
Dess, while others assert that as Manuel has not recognized his deposition from
tne throne of Portugal and retains the titles of king and majesty his consort
will share this courtesy .title. Many are inclined to the belief that the latter
view is probably correct Ex-King Manuel visited his aunt. Duchess Karl
Theodore of Bavaria. In 1912 and at that time met Princess Augustina Victoria
Manuel is shown walking with Countess of Dudley while visiting in England
Timber Owners Combine to Protect
Forests Under New Law.
V. V. Fuller, of Dallas, returned
Saturday from Toledo and Newport
where he attended a meeting of the
'imber owners of Lincoln county in
"ompanv with State Forester F. A.
Elliotr and District Forester ('. S.
rhapman. At this meeting the Lin
coln County Five Patrol association
was formed. The directors elected
are A. Y. Monran. W. A. Ball. To
ledo; W. R. Hall. Siletz; Lewis
Montiromery. Portland; W. V. Ful
ler. Dallas.
wheu they should he planted Itiurs
ery rows In the open jrround and culti
vated for one. two or three rears,
when they nr ready to be transplant
ed to the orchard site.
Thorough cultivation tn the nursery
rows should he given and some atten
tion should he paid to training or shap
ing the young trees, so as to insure
ion of cell tissue and to promote the j onni trs.uuo.eu .u
callousing process. This is the method '
commonly practiced by nurserymen un-! , ,.f ' tm?,'
j. . . i ,pft grafting Is genera If done when
der tbe name of root grafting. ... . , , , , , ,
, ' 8 the stock is considerable larger than
In root grafting thrifty one-year-old; le srj0 n(1 wlu,re the operat1on is
stocks grown from seed are taken up; to he performed above ground The
in the fall and stored In a cellar or ! stix k Is split downward, after It has
buried Id tbe soil, where they will keep 1 '"n ''' off at the point where the
fresh and be accessible at any time In . scion Is to he Inserted, by using a fine
winter when wanted. The scions hay-i ,0",n snw Tht' hnrk sh'Ml1'1 01,1
tnro'iL'h nrst to avuM tH-inc torn and
so that the sides of the cleft will he
finwutth A tvmK'O ia nut in t,. L-ann tha
V uur,uK lUB winier. me roou only opf, nn flP thP insertion of the
re used In this method, and they may ! gcimi which is cut wedge shape, with
be cut In two or more sections accord- j a long slope, one edge being a little
Ing to their size fcnd length or the de- j thicker than the other. Tbe object of
ire of the propagator But the larger , this is to have the pressure of the cleft
or stronger roots, as a rule, may be re- greatest upon the outer side where the
lied upon for tbe most satisfactory re- j union is to be effected.
ulu. lr ,ce stock is large enough a graft
may lie inserted on each side of the
Ing been secured In the fall, the work
of grafting may be performed at any
Foreign Methods.
In the foregoing methods of grafting. !
cleft, but If both crow one should
eventually tie cut o(T After the scion
but especially In the first, the parts j bas heen'properlv inserted the wedge
must be beld together by some kind of
bandage or tie. This may be made of
thin cotton cloth or tougb manlla pa
per spread wltb melted grafting wax
and wben cool cut or torn In narrow
trips of confenlent wldtb for wrap
ping But the most common method
now practiced is to employ cotton yarn
drawn through melted wax and wound
upon a spool, from whlcb It Is
wben wanted.
These root grafts, sfter haflng been
tied In bundles wltb eacb variety sep
arately labeled, may b packed away
In tnoUt earth or loam and left in
cellar free. from, frost until taring
should be carefully withdrawn, leaf
ing the scion in place, so that the in
ner bark of the s ion and the stink
shall coincide If the pressure of the
cleft le not siithYictit to hoid the scion
in place It must be wrapped with cloth
or strings before w.-mng
NO REASON FOR IT.
You Axe Shown a Way Out.
There ran le no reaon why any
reader of this who MitTcrs the tortures
of an aching hack, the annoyance of
urinary disorders the pains and dan
gers of kidney ills will fail to heed the
word of a resident of this hea!itv
who has found relief. The following
is convincing p.oof:
K. A. Sutton. Hoyt and Wt Sts..
Salem. Oregon, savs: "For ten or
Air Tight Joints.
The stock and scion are now readf
used ! for the grafting wax. which may t
j applied either lu liquid form with a
brush or In plastic condition after hav-
i ing been worked with the hands, or
they may be wrapped with strips of
muslin or mauil.i paper previously
spread wltb wax. as heretofore men
tioned Great care should le taken to
make every Joint air tight or the oiHra
UoD will be a failure
Regrafting Bearing Trees.
Begraftiug is sometimes very desira
ble wben It Is found after trees'have
come luto bearing that their fruit is
worthless. When the trees are not too
old sod are in a healthy condition the
change can be made with good results
But wben the trees have attained a
considerable age and have lost their
fitality to a considerable extent It
twelve vears kidnev trouble was the woula l " was,e or "me nJ "H -plaeue
of tnv hfe. I suffered intense-1 to "nipt to change them Belter
Iv from pain in the Miiall of tnv back i pIant Dew ,rw ,f- however. In tbe
and was often unable to "mole. I cas of be;,Ui-T- Th;orou twi It is
d.H-torvd and tried a number of rem- j "IJrl -Jvisable to regraft top, it
edies but to no avail, and I , in ai u Dot l,t lo do thls " l vn
bad wav hcn I used IK.an's Kidnev . n" tKut "W t tbe tre should
oe grartea me orst year, w ev ting
Pills. They benefitted n,e at once
and after I had taken the content
of three boxes, I was free front every
symptom of kidney complaint. My
health is now of the U-t and for that
nrason I cannot recommend Doan'
Kidney Pills ti hihiy." (State
ment given January ol. 1 f n. )
Re-Endorsement.
Recently Mr. Sutton said: "I
linglT conf.nn all that I haxe prwi
ouslj said in favor of Poan Kidney
Pills. Thi reme.ly cure.! me th-ee
yeara c and I have had no return
attack of kidney trouble."
For sale by all dealer. Price .";i
cent. Kofttcr-Mi'burn Co.. Baflfilo,
Xew York, ole ager.t for the I'nit-
cl States.
Rcnx rt.bcr the name Psns and
tale no other.
bra dc he in the center and top of tbe
tree Tbe next year another third may
be grafted and tbe remainder the fol
lowing year
Grafting Wax.
Here are formulas for grafting wsx:
Formula No. I tfor outdoor work!
Resin, four or tire parts; twn. one
and ooe-balf to two parts; llnrj oil.
one to one and ooe-balf parts This is
me ted in s mass, and wben cool enough
It may be drawn out into thin strips
and applied by wrapping It firmly
around tbe stock where tbe vko U In
serted, or a mora convenient mode cf , tit sod rrr,
oiag this wai Is to spread it whi'.e
Bse.'ted npoD thin maslia or strong
, macila paper and wben cod cet or tear
to stripe ofcooTtQiect widtti for wrap
j pis; arpBDd tbe grafted stock.
Formu'la No 2 (Tor indoor and out
door worki Kesin. six pounds: bees
wax, a pound; linseed oil. a pint Melt
; together and when at the temperature
; of ISO degrees F. apply directly to tbe
i Joints with a small bristle brush. In
order to keep it at tbe proper consist
ency the vessel containing tbe wax
may be placed in another vessel con
taining boiling water.
Locating an Orchard.
The selection of an orchard site is
not governed by any arbitrary rule. It
is unfortunate that some farms do not
afford the best soils aud exposures for
on hards Hut the owners of such
suoniu not tfilow this fact to deter
them from planting trees and caring
for them afterward
Some kinds of soils and surface pres
entations are preferable to others, as
they are better adapted to this fruit
and reipiire less expense in prepara
tion and in the after care and treat
ment of the orchard The most intelli
gent and experiemvd orchardists differ
as to the best location and exposure
of an orchard, some preferring a
northern sin'. others an eastern, and
yet others recommend a southern or
even a western slope ns best It is
tielieved that the advantages prepon
derate In favor of a gentle eastern or
northeastern slope, as orchards located
on such sites suffer less in both soil
and tree from the effects of beat and
drought ' An on-hard with such an ex
posure will maintain Its vigor and lon
gevity lietter than if inclined to the
west or southwest This is especially
true in states south of the New Eng
land croup, where the summers are
long hot and dry and where It Is prob
Hhle that the greatest Injury to trees
res'iits from these causes But as
before stated, all farms do not afford
thee most favorable sites, especially
near the home, which is tbe most de- J
slrable location for the family orchard, i
rini the planter will often be forced !
to forego such a location and take bis j
chances where the natural conditions !
ire not favorable If possible tbe
site should he elevated above Its lm- j
, niisllate surrounding, thus civing a '
i free circulation of air. while such an
elevation will also be of great aid in i
guarding against late spring frosts, so 1
fatal to young fruit at the blooming
ea.on ,
Soils.
' Apple trees will thrive snd do well
on almost any soli which Is well pre
pared, but tbe different kinds of soil
may refjulr different treatment and
after care
A loamy soil Is naturally rich In
; plant food: hence It will need llrt'e. If
any. manuring In Its preparation
A clay soil Is the roost dlcult to
t repare and often require, manuring.
1, w!l a thorough plowing, replow
irg and ,u!s.i:ing Sandy soils are
seneraHj lacking in the necessary
plint fiod The wo1 growth on
I" my ii' mV lap strong and flgor
nu,. but nut not he ,!!?Ment!y ms
to with-urd trie frvrirc of tbe
nvr rig..ro-! wirrr Ot lsnd are
t"t a:-t t pr.1'ioc n. h vigorous
rf"lh, and ,ri ti.-ir l trr-,- on saob
tnn ' !" hf ha-.1-.er a fo winter kill
r.g th.m on nvM other T,Te
mod, rr ! no h'. h forces?, have
finii-t crown f har'ng te r -er
fit f ar.J i1-i-i. re r-e'esb
f.if o.-d t f'ru't grown en sccb
t.n1 wl'' rk "rsf (-:aa n til. jui
Reformed? ?
A. V. 1?. Snyder, the veteran news
paper man. who has written editor
:als and gathered in the items on
newspapers in all parts of the state
ver since the historic meeting at
Champoeg. which his friends say he
reported, was in the city yesterday
and let his feet fall lightly on the
Axniinster rugs in the Capital Jour
nal editorial moms. The old limse
editor and Al.'used to work on news
papers in The Dalles some "io-oiKl
years ago, though not on the same
paper one little paper being unable
to stand the combination. AI. has re
formed and ipiit. the other fellow
. light to. hut can't. Salem Capital
Journal.
and are not k
tinues.
In the physiologic treatment as
used by Dr." Toel electrodes are in
troduced into the nose connected
with currents of five hundred thous
and volts. These currents cause only
a little warmth and a slight prick
ling sensation, but they generate
an enoniotis amount of ozone which
kills the germs in the mucous mem
brane. In those cases of catarrh
where there is swelling and thicken
ing of the mucous membrane Dr.
Tod either shrinks this with the
high voltage current or where the
hones itself in the interior of the
nose are atilicted he performs an
electric operation with the low volt
age current which peimits him to de
stroy without the loss of any blood.
and with none or scarcely any pain
as much of the diseased mucous
membrane as may he necessary to
allow the patient to breathe prop
erly through his nose again.
In enlarged tonsils Dr. Toe
removes the entire diseased
without any loss of blood in
minutes with the electric loop
tion, or he attacks th
spots in the tonsils with
The A. J. Barham real estate arienf
- - -
C 4-1, a f Alls'rT'-rirt nV ri Uunn I
Oilers uic luiiuwing wivitt uuya j
real estate in Dallas and vicinit
Each one will bear the closest inve
tigation.
either
tonsil
a few
opera-
diseased
the low-
Osteopathy.
It gets to be a threadbare expla
nation that osteopathy is not mas
sage, and yet we have to make it
over aud over, for many people hold
to such an opinion.
Osteopathy is neither a "scientific
form of massage," nor any other
kind. It is a complete school of
medical practice, lathough not using
drugs as remedial agents, and it
might employ massage as an adjunct,
just as any other school does when
massage happens to he required. But
do not confuse this broad science of
natural medicine with the limited
art of the maseur. for they have
very little at basis to cause confus
ion between them, except that both
are jierformed with the hands. I!ut,
then, the hands are used to do niot
everything, so that it is not sufficient
apology for saving that "Osteopathy I
is only massage." Keprint from 0s-1 work (ihicklv
teopathie Health.
voltage current and thus brings (lie
tonsil to shrinkage. Sometimes he
uses the high voltage current for this.
All these operations are bloodless
and cause very little pain. They are
also free of the danger of blood
poisoning as the blood vessels and
lymphatic vessels are securely closed
up by the very operation.
In Asthma. Bronchitis and other
Lung diseases Dr. Toel uses a cur
rent of extremely high voltage which
projects a stream of blue fire against
the chest of the patient; hut this tire
does not burn: the fire can he seen
by the patient but he feels only a
slight warmth. The current howev
er penetrates entirely tnrougli tne
chest and generates ozone in enor
mous quantities. Any disease germs
in its path are quickly destroyed
and in addition the blood circulation
in the lungs is improved and regu
lated. I'ain and expectoration of
pus as in an attack of the grippe
are very quickly stopped: fever goes
quickly down and the heart heats
become regular. Medicines taken
into the stomach are almost useless
in such cases, hut. electricity does the
and without pain.
A good 5 room house on Ash street;
large wood shed; house plastered
aud electric lighted and telephone ;
good well; large lot (illxl.V,) feet
with plenty of fruit; price $1150;
.f580 cash; $")"() can run at $10
per month without interest.
About 87-100 of an acre on Levens
street, close in at $1500; (i room
house, about 1110 young fruit, trees,
mostly peaches, 1-8 acre strawber
ries; "price $1500; $1000 cash;
terms on balance.
14'. 2 acres, 4 in cultivation, most all
planted, 05 apple trees, 2 years
old,- lots of berries, small barn
acres of timber; land iy2 t,
out. Price $75 per acre; bis
can assume $000; balance casl
acres iy2 miles of Dallas, 1
bottom land; C room house
good repair; wood shed and
house; small barn; place wahi
by well anil creek; 2 hue cows,
chickens, all carpets on floor
stairs, some linoleum on floor d
stairs, nlso heating stove and -eral
other items too numerous
mention; price $1000, with ti
if taken soon. This is a da
little, place.
A. J. BARHAM
Office 608 Court Street
Dallas, Oreg
i
FUR
MIM BW llSata I Wll 1
I
hi. ioei iias ior .m years tnaue a
specialty of electrical operations and
treatments.
Read The Observer of April 2(1.
about a cancer operation performed
liaiias liy nr. loci, and I li.it ,,f
May Hth about an operation for
also The Observer
and 25. May
tcrical treatment
PUBLICITY without
Salesmanship is Nix;
Publicity plus Salesman
ship is Advertising
Elbert Hubbard
rectal growths; a!:
of April 15. is. 2:
2. fi. and 9 about ci
We hae purchased from the Mil
ler company a beautiful tract of lan 1
in l'olk county within the eastern
iHiitioii of the city of Pallas which
i we ate .-ub.lividing into lots of 5n-
xlon each and also quarter, half and
I acre tracts and aie desirous of ac
quiring an appropriate name for this
j exceptional f.ne addition to the city
! of Ii.illas . a name that will imply
the advantages that are exceptional
: to this particular oca:it.n. Think ft
it; we aie fffering a beautiful city
lot 5ilo,i t,.,.t absolutely free ti.
,:he man. woman or child that sends
us before May 15 the most sugget
he r.i'.riie f..r this exceptional home
place. We Lave changed this ,'.ue
troiii May lo to the 15th to allow
the day ft... re a there have bee::
many re he and some tnrie' f.r
et:i",i -f tire and a our sutvey-
: or w:!l not bn:-h the subdivision le
' f re that time this will a i l to Vi.ar
chance. Th.s i cot.r-.r.ed to l'. lk
c..;;:.tv. We mil: a:.l.o,i:.ce the ja iges
:n the iiext i:ie of The I'.-lk t'ii!r
Opener, after May 15. Forward .ui
r .iii.e and request to the Federal
Tr.i-t t'o't pany. care tJa;l H-.ud. N..
rriTres t- lie aect-pfoi a!frnn ft
May 15. Tie i-t pn-grts. to y,.-.ir
i ;'y ilr-.! rreat.'y uj n ti e pave 1
tn-et ar.d in -press-, n ear .mvrt
pe tijex l.ae in r.n pan:.g t: i
r.ii other r. i t ! :ze. Tic
'--ur .-f pr--g--ss;,.r. i a: hard; the
. -..ide w.-rid i 1 kir.g Li-re f..r a !
i J- is-i r- :.: T: i.lcri ;! he fv
t - 'v rt csr. Se in
I'AVFP TKKKT
Fi T'n.AI. TKVT I'OMl'ANY
and ris
hlad.ler. and dis-diseases.
pc,
in
ot cancers and tumors, pile?
tula, diseases of kidneys,
prostate gland and stricture,
a-es of women, and skin
polypus and goitre. ;
F.leetrieal or. other physiological
methods are also used by him in i
nervous diseases, neurasthenia. di-!
eases of the liver, stomach, kidneys.
eases or t!-,e liver, .stomach, dvs
sia. and coisstiiiation.
Ir. Toel intends to make his meth
ods known throughout tiie Willam
ette valiev In-fore opcnir" ti'Vu-cs
i .... i -M-i -ii
. i i 11.IH. i. inie ne wui stay for
sometime in Pallas, patients who wiJ,
lonsuii linn oug:ir to Consult
without delay, for while
.if t
v.:n-er auow nun to operate
once whent he patients consults h
an i sen t the patient home the
day free of his eancer; in other
n I necessary tor tbe patient to ;
un ier nts care tor s.r.c tunc. So
ter cn.e inmie-liafely a friend! v
costs ti.'tli'.ng.
Pr. T. 1 can be found, at t'l' W-isi.
mgtori street. Pallas, onc-ha'f l.!.''.L
ironi . j . Kailwav depit fron- d
- l a:; ' " to 'we k days and
to 1 on ir,,i.iy. Tvlcpho
IV. pie inte'ested shosil l
the articles above n ,-: ;i.
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l i-iis. .Winn and Att-n-fji mj
n.-iar rjrt tra la ar.T 5iint.tr de-
rJ rh: crjr for !tal t:i-ks
. C prr.rr ft aft"t -t-n
A aoiart msn liku to r-s as such
And likes to har buzz.
But no nun tvrr ksCmt M mu(.B
Aa fca pretends Y.r J
C:nc:r.nati Enquirer.
-War re." ,,ked ,ve fema,e ,aSrafre
eritor, -woa'd man be todav were It
not for wcimaaT
SJ rinsed a
rocn-i tbe bal
-I reprat." she Mid. -where would
scan If xcur c,-,t for wom!lav
"He'd b in tbe pirden cf Eden et
tec lUii-Vrrin" answered T0!c,
fponi ti i; erj - E.u
When a duck lays an egg she just wad-J
dies off as if nothing had happened
hen a hen lays an egg there's a hel)
of a noise. .
The hen advertises, Hence the de-l
mand for hen's eggs instead of ducks' J
The floral Is Obvioui;
WeSt Side Marble rorTwentietli Century PriEtisj
moment sad looked
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