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C HR fSTIAN
Wise and Otherwise.
—Erskine puzzled the wits of his
acquaintance by inscribing on'a
tea-chest the words
Tu • doces.”
It was some time before they found
IT li l t A T/D.
PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS.
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77ie readers of the H erald will
\ jJease observe that, no advertisements
are inserted e.wepl those we het levs to
be trustworthy. m. writing to or call-
in'g on our advertisers, fease say you
F. R. CHOWN
2k. IFS.OZBTSH.TS,
1
SpX’ESßORTO
O’
Corner First anil Allée Str.,
T-
Importer and Dealer in
FISHEL & ROBERTS,
PORTL A N D .
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IIAHDWA
'
145 First Street
C hristian H erald . 7'his will ac-
OREGON.
PORTLAND,
tion—“ Thou teachest.”
commodate both, them and, us.
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—It is heart-rending to make
such corrections, but it is very ne
GARRISON’S
OF OREGON,
O C. BLANEY, M, D
cessary sometimes. “ In speaking
Guarantees to sell the very best Clothing for
less
money
than
any
other
house
in
the
State.
of the president of our lqca.1 bank,
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON
167, 3rd St.,
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last week.’- savs a country journal,
PfiBTT.lliD, f.BF.GUN
Office—Plummer à Eyerie»’s Drug Store,
for ‘ He "skedaddled ’ please read
BUCKEYE BELL FOUNDRY,
Cor. first and Main bt.
Rfl Is of Pure Copper and Tin for Chiiri*bes,
‘ His schedule.’”
——
JOHN B.GARRISON, Proprietor.
Schools, Fire Alarms,Fanns, etc. FULLY
Residence—32 Jefferson St., Cur. fccond.St.
WARRANTED. Catalogue sent Fr<-< .
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—“ Were you never in a court of ' (ieneral dealer in all 1 ihds of Sewing
VANDUZEN & TIFT, Cincinnati, O
Machines Attachments, Oil, Needles, Ac.
justice before ?” asked a judge of a Sewin"
^a^hjnes repaired and warranted If
\»anr tu l>uy a uood Sewing Machine call or
witness who was conducting him- you
send for information Illustrated catalogues
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uelf in a very unseemly manner sent when desired.
Norris R. Cox.
“ No, never,” replied the man, “ but J. G. Glenn,
I’ve often been up before the.mag,1
GLENN & COX,
nitrates.”-.
It is said that not a single or
147 THIRD ST. PORTLAND
DENTIST,
married—proprietor of a Sunday
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, beer garden was struck with an
S. W. Cor. Firat and Yamhill St«.,
\ “ LLD ” this summer. It 'must
PORTLAND,
:
:
:
:
OREGON.
have been a narfow escape, for Office House—From, 8
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14-3m
these degrees were Hying around Residence, 291 Second Street.
with grfeat numerosity.———~~
DR. E. O. SMITH
ÜKEU1N
_____ —“ I n a n e v il ho u r J became ad-
dieted to drink, from that -moment'
I have been going down, down,
PIANOS
r street,
uet. Mori'laon
down, until I have become an out
Yamhill, Portland, Or.
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cast, a loafer—of no account—fit
HAINES BROS., J. B. NUGENT ¿
i
for nothing on this earth but to lie
CO, GRAND, SQUARE AND
a member of Congress.”
N atural P hilosophy .—“Why
UPRIGHT PIANCS
a does lightning so rarely strike
twice in the same place?”
asked a school teacher of the new
•
boy in the class of natural philoso
phy. “ Oh,” said the boy, “ because
it never neetjs to ?”
i I
SHEET MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE
—When a man says apologeti-
Semi for Catalogue.
cally, “May I have just one word
. with you in private, sir ?” you may
be quite sure that that one word is
DEALER IN
“ Greenbacks.”
lucading
—It is a little singular, although
A
no less true, that one small, but
well-constructed fly will do more
—AND—
towards breaking up a man’s after
noon nap than the out door racket
of a full brass-band, mj matter who
Executed in Italian and American marble.
the leader is.
Also, every variety of Cemetery and other Stone work, Grani'o
—A venerable young gentleman,
Monuments, anil enclosures to burial This, furnished to order.
four years old, recently threw his
LO-pftosile The Ope#* Hxinwr Saleim- -Ab>o, Steiger B+oUrera,
material relative into irtltot’ adTiii "
Albany, Oregon.
ration bj' the following speech : “ I
like most all kinds of cake- pound
Boonusc
THE ONLY INSTITUTION OF ITS KIND ON THE COAST^
cake, sponge cake, and jelly cake—
KUNS LIGHTER, EASIER, AND IS
Wheroa young lady or gunMeman can obtain a Thorough Buniixwi Education
_ More Durable than any other niachiuo
Ata 1’ or I in pro|Mirt>on& o time
but I don’t like stomac ache.”
made. Wc guaran'oc it to Out-wear any two
shuttle
niuchinoa.
It
will
darn
taaetifnlly,
—No matter how good-natured a
letter, make insertion and embroider wttund I
man may be, he will invarfAbly get (»»»>/
alhfeliiHPiil. A fill set of attachments]
mad when he disc »vers tliat there giten with each npuilpne, lpaving no pxtrai t<>
bny. It is the hgliteal ninnpijj Topk’ siitcli
is no towel in n the
une roomjpana
room'** and i..
is machine
in the ’»orld, ‘ami ladies wishing to
C 'uipejied to <| |ry hid face oh the preserve their health should investigate its
merits. All should givo it t a trial. Macbiues
Alac|nu<-.s
-A ,
bed qui|t.
djse<piqt^pi
sold on installment plan. Liliernl
Liberal djscmuv^qr
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— “ Remember now,” said iwi In- - cash.
iCepaiinig of 4I I, kiipp of machines at rcason-
\ diana bride at the altar, \ye h-TVP aljlp rat^s and work' wafrlbted. Wo also carry
been separated and remarried four a lull lino of parts, lieedics, oil, i-ilk cotton, Ao.
times, and about once more will VVlir.KLI-.It & W1LSOV. M’F’a co..
No. HS Morrison St., Portlnnd, Or.
convince me that wc can never live
n'( UM M ul’.l’L\ L COLLEGE JOURN AL c4<itHh»lng full Information, wil
F.. < .i.VKWELL, Mnnngcr.
sent
to anv address uu appi.cat b>n. Addivs
happily together,"
i>. u. Box 5U.Í.
W.H.JAME«» 1’1’1 nd pal-.
Clothier, Merchant
Tailor and Hatter
Seeing Machine Store,
THE CIÎÏ DRY GOODS STORE
ESTEY & STERLINf
O RG ANS.
THE “NEW No. 8
g
wm T staiger
ON UM ENTS,
Head-Stones
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