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l‘l JUTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS.
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s'vccEssonJro
F. R. CHOWN,
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Importer and Dealer in
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—A lady inquiretl of a neighbor
i jJease 'observe that no advertisements FISHEL & ROBERTS,
Corner First slud Alder Sts.,
iiardwahe ,
how a certain friend of theirs, rfoto- ore inserted excejJ, those ?/’<r believe to
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PORTLAND.
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their advertisement in TiiEr
“1 believe’he is now able to sit up saw
C hristian H erald . This will ac
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Clothier, Merchant PORTLAND,
at his meals, hut still he has to lie commodate both them and vs.
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Tailor and Hatter
down at his work.”— Ex.
GARRISON
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OF OREGON.
—A colored man came into a
O C. BLANEY, M. D.,
Galveston newspaper office, and Sewing Machine Store, Guarantees to sell .tjie.very best Clothing/or
less money than any other house in tho State.
PHYSICIAN and SURCEON,
wanted to take the paper. “ How
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
longdoyou want it ?” asked the clerk.
PORTLAND, OREOOS.’
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Plummer
& Byc-rley’s Drug Store,
BUCKEYE BELL FOUNDRY,
“ Jess as long as it is, boss, Ef it
Cor. i irdt and Main St.
Belts of l’ur<* Copper an/l Tin for Chnieli«"),
Schools, Fire Alarins,Fnrni'«,etc. Fl'Ll. J
lii-itjence—32 Jcffi-isun St., Cor. Second st.
don’t fit <Ie shelves, I kin t’ar a JOHN B. GARRISON, Proprietor.
warranted * catalogue sent
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VANDUZEN A TIFT, Cincinnati, O
General dealer in all linds of Sewing
piece of myself.’’
Machines Attachments, Oil, Needles, (¿tf.
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—It was at one of Oil City’s Sewing .Machines repaired and warranted If
yon want, to brtjr a good Sewing Machine call or
hotels that a man, after vainly try send foY information. Illustrated catalogues
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ing to comb his hair with a broken -sent when desired.
Norris R. Cox.
comb, made the sad remark, “ I can J. G. Glenn, 2
not part with thee ”
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— An exub rant youth hails a
147 THIRD ST. PORTLAND
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supposed acquaintance on the street
with “ Hello, Joe,” but finding his
mistake adds, ° Oh, excuse me; 1
S. W. for. Kirst mill Yamhill St*.,
thought'you were another man’” PORTLAND,
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OREGON.
Being a tfoUeMfoir of ninrrl ( 'hristian ministers. We have now in preparation the photographs
Office House- From S a . m . to 5 p. m .
Laconic stranger answers, “ I am.”
Ilesidcnco, 291 Second Street.
14-3m of President Garfield, »*• A. itoi-ge« ami Isanc E{*retl. Uùr shall at ait early i date publish
others, which will enable ourpeople, at little expense, to obtain a complete < abinet.
—“.What is home where love is
These photographs (albertypes) are most perfect likenesses, amt are the productions of tha
’s best style artd art. < ahitmt size, Mil inches.
not ? ” asks a susceptible young
DR. E. O. SMITH, ’ pliotograph
In placing these photographs liefore von, it is our intention to spare no expense in making
poet. It’s a mighty interesting
the 'Cabinet complete. 'The pfelnres wilt bô sol I at the uniform rate of 20 cents each, or three*
tor 50 cents. Our object jn this liberal off jr iCto bring our enterprise into immediate recogni
place—to the neighbors.
tion, so that when future Wot ks are announce I you will have an opportunity to judge of tha
quality and beauty of the work. On receipt of your order the pictures will l>e promptly for-»
—Johny, who was soaked by the
wardedjrou, all charge* prepaid. We guarantee safe delivery. We advicecftibs to sen/1 together,
as several copies can be sent together with greater-safety. As we have printed but a limite«!
rain the day before
told you
number, send in your erders at once. Affijre^s
STANDARD PUBLISHING COMPAVY,
the rain would make me grow;
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1X0 Elm Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
these clothes are too small for in? ”
—Horace Greeley only made a
mistake in sex in his famous say
Including a visit to New Zealand, Tasmania and Austr'aiiaTl’in> some account of the Christian
Churches there, anil their work and success ; together with facts concerning the natives ;
ing : the true version is: “ Go-West,
missionaries, their work, perils and success ; with much Interesting informrtion, gleaned
from tlie best sources, on the natural history religious, social and material progress of these
young woman, and get married.’’
countries.
Dr TIMOTHY UgOP axd HENRY EXLEY.
—Thar iz advice enuff now lay
Illa«|rate<l with Twelve Splendid Albertype Plate., Re pt-ml net ions of tlir Photo«
ing around to run three just such
graph's Art, and Facsimile, of th« Original Plinth.
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worlds as this; what we are suffer
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A charming book of travel, replete with illustrations and incidents of foreign life and lands.
ing most for iz sum good examples.
Extra Cloth. about 250 pages. Price, $1.50.
—Josh Billings.
STANDARD PVBLISI1IMG CO., C1MCINMATI, OHIO.
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—A company of settlers, in nam
ing their new town, called it Dic
tionary, because, as they said, THE "NEWNo. 8.
DEALER IN
“ that’s the only place where peace,
Leading
prosperity, and happiness are al-
ways found.”
—“ Did you get that girl’s picture
Brown ? You remeinber that you
said you were bound to have it.”
“ Well, not exactly,” said Brown,
Also, every variety of Cemeteryhand other Stone work, Granite
Monnmentfi, nn/1 enclosures to burial dots, furnished to order.
'■ I asked her for it, and she gave
Opposite the Opera House, Salem. Also, Staig'er Brothers,
me her negative.”
Albany, Oregon.
—It takes two to make a quarrel,
I3coau.fcic
and two to keep it going ; it only
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sold on installment plan. Lilieral discount for
are hidden from out view.’’
~~ cash.
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Repairing of all kiudn of machines at reason
—“ If God has chosen your way, able mtea and work warranted. Wo n.lvu vt,riy
depend upon it, it i» the best that a lull lino of parte, needloa, all, ..u wtldh, Ac.
could be chosen; it may be rough, WIIEKolun A AVI I.SOM, M’F’G CO.,
Mo. SS Morrison St., Porlluml, Or,
but it is right; it may be fediodn,
E. C. NEWELL, Afnunjj' v.
but it is safe.”
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THE C1TÏ DRY GOODS STORE
THE CHRISTIAN. CABINET.
A TRIP~ABOUND THE WORLD
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