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Wise and Otherwise.
PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS
F. R. CHOWN,
O C. BLANEY, M. D.,
—To cure sleeplessness engage
Importer and Dedeuin
The readers of the, H erald will
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON,
as a night watchman; it never /tease observer that no advertisements HAR.DWAR 3E3,
PORTLAND, OREGON. - .
are inserted exee/d those we believe to
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—Plummer A Byerley’rf. Drug Storft,
fails. \
145 First Street, -
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First »nd Main St.
be trustworthy. Jn writing 'to or call­ i.
Ilfisidenoe—32 Jefferson St.-, Cor. Second St.
—Don’t try to lengthen your ing on our advertisers, /tease say you
(NEAR MAIN,)
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days by cutting short your night’s saw their advertisement -in T he PORTLAND,
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OKEGON.
C hristian H erald , This will ac­ 12-10-tf .
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rest, it is poor economy.
commodate both them and us.
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—The ward “laughter” is al­
-A.- ROBERTS,
ways printed in tin*
-speech of a
CARRISON’S
SUCCESSOR TO
___ Congressman, so the reader may
FISHEL & ROBERTS,
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.Corner- First and Alder Sts.,
167, 3rd St.,
—, —“ I say, Jenkins, can yon tell a
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PORTLAND, OREGON?
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five
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graving«,
young, tender chicken from an old
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TITJJ LEADING
1-lantfug 1 q 0<> varielieS'Of Vegetafylr ami - F1o-.ven6ee«i , Plant4,
tough oiie ?” “ Of course I can.” JOHN B. GARRISON, Proprietor.
rnit Trees, etc. Invaluable to all. Michigan f'ro.wn . eeds
will be found mof
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reliable for planting iu the Tf-rrdornt than
ffifcse
farther South. We make a specialty of supplying
“Well, how?” “By the teeth.” General •'dealer -In all kinds of Sewing Clothier, MerchaiiXv Market grown
Gardners. AildreM,
D. M. FEKKY &C0., Detroit, Mich.
“ Chickens have no teeth.’— “ No, Mie'hines Attachments, Oil, Needles, Ac.
Tailor
and
Hatter
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Sewing MaciiuieH repaired and warrauhxL If
but I have.”
you want to buy A good Sewing Machine call or
OF OREGON,
for information. Illustrated catalogues
BUCKEYE BELL FOUNDRY.
c—To call an elevator an “ allevi­ send
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sent when desired.
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Guarantees to well the very liest Clothing for
Fir> Aiarn^.i'ai rn-i, etc. FEELY
less money than any other house in the Sta.te.
WARRANTED. Catalogue
Free?
ator,” as a lady is said .to. have .done J.G. Glenn'',
Norris R. C4>X.
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VANDITZEN & TIFT, Cincinnati, O-
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I recently, may lje murdering. Eng­
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GLENN & COX,
lish, but with extenuating circum-
stances.
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DENTIST,
‘ —Little Nell, mashed hep tìnger
in the door the-other day, and caute
S. W, l'or. First and Yamlilll St«.,
up crying ami holding it in her
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other hand. AM at once she stop­ POBTLAND,
Office Jlouse—From 8 a . m . to 5 p. m .
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ped as if listening ; then l<x>king up Residence, 291 Hecond Street.
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through her teal’s, exclaimed,
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DR. E. O. SMITH,
“Mamina,-there’s a little heari'in
iny finger ; I feel it fFobbing.”
DENTIST,
—A little girl W’as eating green
„ .corn by gnawing it—from—
TC7“’Frf^ Sffi'eT. ni<. MifrH.ön iirid
Yamhill, Portland, Or.
when her teeth became * entangled
107 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
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with the corn silk. “Oh,dear’”
saie} she impatiently, “ I wish, when
they get the corn made they would
HAINES . BROS., J. B. NUGENT &
pull out the basting threads.”
CO., GRAND, SQUARE AND
*—A neighbor came in. an Irish­
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man’s shanty the other day. “What
UPRIGHT PIANOS,
do you want t” asked Pat. “ No­
thing,” was the visitor’s reply.
ESTEY AND STERLING
\ “Then you’ll find it in the jug
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where the whisky was.”_ .
ORGANS
—Surprised at the smile: “I’m
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no sectarian,” said Job Shuttle, as
he grew tfarm in religious argu­ THE u
SHEET MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE.
“NEW No,‘8.”
ment. “ I believe every man ought
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to be .a strict Presbyterian,” and
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'then looked around in wonder as
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THE CITY DRY GOODS STORE]
147 THIRD ST. PORTLAND
D. W. PRENTICE & CO.,
The Leading Music Dealers,
"Wet>er Pianos,
FINE PRINTING,
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He opened the door cautiously
and poking bis head in, inquired :
“ Is this the editorial rinktum ?’
“ The what, my friend ?”
“ Is this the rinktum, sanctum
or some such place where the
Editors live ?”
“This is the editorial room.
Yes, sir. Come in.”
“ No, I guess I wont come in. I
wanted to See what a rinktum was
like, that’s all. Looks like our
garret, only wuss. Good «lay.”
If all callers would be as brief
and sincere when visiting the
editorial “ rinktum,” they would re­
lieve the .Editor of much waste
time,
PAPER RULING,
BOOK BINDINÇ,
|T HUNS LIGHTER, FASTER, AND IS
I More Durable than any other machine
made. We guarantee it. to Out-wear any two
shuttle machine«. It will darn beaetifnlly,
letter, make insertion and embroider wthont
any atUichmmi. A fall set of. attachments
given with each machine, leaving no extras to
buy. It is the lightest running lock stitch
machine in the world, and ladios Wishing to
preserve their health should investigate its
merit«. All should «ive it a trial. Machines
sold on installment plan. Lilteral discount for
cash.
liepairing of all kinds of machines at reason­
able rates aiid work warranted. We also carry
a full line of parts, needles, oil, silk cotton, Ac.
WliEELER <JU WILSON, M’F’O CO.,
No, 88 Morrison St., Portland, Or.
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E, C. NEWELL, Manager, *
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Red Front, 5 Washington Street, Portland.
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GOOD WORKMANSHIP -
FULL MEASURE,
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PROMPT DELIVERY,
LOWEST PAYING PRICES,
Are the steps by which the aforesaid Printer expects to climb to successj
The “ proof of the puddiDg is in the eating.” TRY HIM,
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