Cottage Grove echo=leader., April 25, 1896, Image 4

TH E ISLE OF BOREDOM.
convert at any rate. She raised her voice
HIS V IGILAN CE R E W A R D E D .
tone. Then he called, “ Yon better let to its highest pitch and began again:
As you sail thro i?h life take pains and steor
those Indians alone, ’cause they’re very
T h e S tory off a M an W h o W a* P rep a red
“ Ladies and gemplemens, I am a A w ay from the island that lies too near.
The *ea is a Jovial com rade;
savage and might cut yonr head off and woman’s wrights lady, and I has come The isle o f B oredom ,w hich all m en fear.
F o r F o o tp a d s.
He laughs w herever he (joes;
eat yonr up.”
There is a man in Buena Park who
His m errim ent shine9 iii the dim pling lines
here to tell you about woman’s suffer- The island sets up like a shelf o f rock,
Mr. Doogan went back to the house i ing. Woman’s suffering is one kii d of B at w oe to the sailor who lands at the dock
That w rin kle bis hale repose:
has always been afraid of being robbed
He lays him self dow n at the feet o f the sun,
| and obediently started to dress his nn- : woman’s wrights, and another kind is A nd offers the people a chance to talk.
by footpads. A few weeks ago be decided
And shakes all over with glee,
: inerous charges when it occurred to him where they has meetings and preaches F or they talk all nich t and they talk all day, that he would prepare himself to defend
And the broad backed b llows fall faint on the
that Miranda, Mrs. Doogan’s jointed and votes. I have tried the suffering A ud try as you w ill to get away
his property and person if attacked. So
shore
doll and the only member of the tribe kind, aud it ain’ t nice, and it is when They pin you dow n and they make yo u stay. | he purchased a revolver— not an ordi-
In the m irth o f the m ighty seal
that
the
paterfamilias
had
any
interest
people’s babies is killed aud they can’t They talk o f the things they have done and nary revolver, but a long barreled one,
Hot the w ind is sad and restless
in, was decidedly dirty and must have go to parties, and when people gets
And cursed with an inward p ain ;
“»id,
! the sort the cowboys carry ont west.
,
j [ r h
, th
Y ou may hark at w ill, b y valley or hill.
a batli right that miunto. So off he went whipped aud has to go to sleep in the T hy talk you awake and they talk y o u to bed, „
T ill yo u almost w ish they w ould talk yo u dead. !
sf ' e l a l n ' KmS ,n ® earriea tne gun,
But you hear him still! com plain.
to the laundry with tho fated Miranda dark aud like that.
and
the
assurance
with
which
he walked
He wails on the barren m ountains
I under his arm, aud getting on a chair
And shr.eks on the wint / sea;
do doubt frightened tbe footpads, for
Now I ’m trying the other kind A nd the queerest thing, and one to deplore.
A bout the dw ellers upon that shore—
| which stood oeuveniently by he laid his 1 an(j Y . '
He sobs in the cedar and moans in the pine
they left him unmolested.
He was
And shudders all over the aspen tree.
I charge carefully on tho bottom of one of
By thjg , jm0 the wiudows of two or N ot one o f them know s that be is a bore.
pleased with the sense of security he felt
So
steer
away
from
that
island
shelf
the
washtrays
aud
turned
on
both
fau­
Welcome are both their voices.
from the thnmping of this weapon
three neighboring houses had been That is governed, they say, b y a w icked elf.
A nd I know not which is best—
cets.
against his leg, aud his fears were quiet-
thrown open and several rude little boys Lost you be a bore and not know it yourself.
The laughter that slips from ocean’s lips
As the tub filled he observed that Mi- | were giggling over the fence, bat Mrs.
—liochester Post-Express.
| ed until one night not long ago.
Or the com fortless w in d ’s unrest.
rauda rose on tho waves, and this de- | Doogau was so much excited she didn’t
There's a pang in all rejoicing,
Tbe sidewalks were slippery, and he
A jo y in the heart o f i ain.
lighted him very much. “ Why, Miran- j notice anything till a little nigger, who
| was picking his way along toward his
M
atter«
A
c
c
o
r
d
in
g
to
th
e
IV
ntateueh
.
And the w ind that sadd:*ns, the sea that glad­
da, you can float beautifal,” he ob­ had just come up, called: “ Horrey!
. . ,
home, when a man bumped against him.
dens.
There is no mention of mu f> iu le The offender was profuse in his apolo-
served, "and if you’re not 'fraid of get- You'se gwine ter be a fine nn if yer
A re singing the selfsame strain.
Pentateuch.
Snch
breeding
w
as
contrary
—Bayard Taylor.
ting a chill I 'll show you how to swim. ” ouiy keeps on .’
gies as he struggled to regain his foot-
Miranda didn't say she was afraid,
The poor little “ woman’s suffering to the law, but the Assyrian sculptures, bold.
in
later
times,
give
figures
of
mules,
but she was beginning to look remarka- lady” flushed red to the very tips of her
“ It was purely accidental, I assure
bly woebegone, especially in the vicinity small fingers, and her eyes filled up with aud they are noticed in later books of i yon, sir,” said he. “ Certainly, certain­
of her flaxen hair. Her father did not mortification. To finish all, in her haste the Bible (Ezekiel xxvii, 14; Zechariah ly ,” replied the Buena Park man, “ no
Mrs. John Morrison had jnst returned seem to notice this, however. Tying
xiv, 15). Nor are domestic fowls no­
harm done,” aud they separated.
to get down she forgot all abont her
from the women’s convention and as a
one of the girl’s aprons aronnd his long train. It conglit on a nail at the ticed, though known in Palestine in the
A moment later lie felt for his watch,
result could talk of nothing else hut waist, he rolled up his sleeves and pro­
time of Christ and represented on cylin­
edge of the open hole, and the light of
I it was gone. Then lie felt for his gun;
woman’s rights during dinner.
ders
of
the
Persian
period.
There
is
no
ceeded to give an object lesson.
the new woman was extiugnished in the
| it was safe, and its size and weight gave
“ Mamma,” said her little daughter,
mention of the citron, which is native
“ Yon see, my dear, yon just put your coal bin.
| him conrage. He turned and started on
who had been listening for a long time
two hands together like this and then
Her hand got an ugly cut, and there to Media, hut which was only known the n n in the direction the man had
with great attention to the conversation splash ’em ont as far as you can, and
was a great big lump under the crushed in the Persian period in Palestine. Cot­ taken, and before he had gone a block
without being able to gather mnch from then splash ’em together again. Jnst as
ton (Esther i, C) and silk (Ezekiel xvi,
overtook him. He grabbed him by tbe
hat, bnt the thing that hnrt her most
ft, “ What is woman’ s rights?”
easy as anything when yon once get in­ was the burst of merriment with which 10) are alike unnoticed in the Torah, I collar with his left band, and, sticking
Her mamma did not answer right
bnt
occnr
in
later
books,
while
flax,
one
to it, and it’s lots of fun too. ”
1 the pistol iu his face, commanded him
the audience greeted her fa ll She wait­
away; in fact, it was rather a puzzling
Evidently Mr. Doogan thonght it was ed down there on the coal for a long, of the most ancient materials in Asia to give np the watch.
question, bnt she thought for a few lots of fun, for he became so engrossed
aud in Europe, is h i noticed. The cochi­
“ A ll right, all right; don’t shoot,”
long time till the people in the houses,
minutes over what she had heard at the
in his occupation that he forgot all guessing her distress, went away, or at neal insect ( “ crimson,” Isaiah i, 18) said the trembling man, as he handed
leclure, and when the question was re­ about Miranda for quite a long time.
least hid themselves behind the blinds, may early have supplied a dye, for it is ont a watch, and, breaking away, ran
peated, she had it all in quite good shape. Then be saw the meat boy walk down
found on the leaves of the Syrian oak, down the street as fast as his legs would
j and only a few of the boys on the fence
“ Woman’ s rights, Bessie," she be­ the path on his way to the kitchen, and
and the purple dye from the galbauum
carry him.
were left.
gan—
or operculum of the shellfish used at
this reminded him abont the dinner
At last they, too, grew tired and went
“ I ’ ll teach yon footpads a thing or
Tyre may date back to any age, since it tw o,” shouted the Bnena Park man, br.t
“ Is all bosh,” broke in papa, finish­ which was yet to be prepared.
to hear the organ man around the corner
ing the sentence.
“ Now, Miranda, I gness you’ve had play “ Climbing Up the Golden Stairs” is found all along tbe Palestine coast, there was no response, and putting the
“ No, John, it is n o t," said Mrs. Mor­ a long swim enough for today, and I ’ ll and left the tear stained, aching Mis. as nro the yellow crocus or saffron aud watch in bis pocket he started toward
the orange colored henna and kohel for home. At each step he grew more and
rison, a little annoyed. “ There is a jnst wash yon up quick and go and get
D. to the hard task of climbing ont un­
great deal of jnstice and truth in it, the dinner ready, so that when your ma seen. Her little head was throbbing blackening the eyes.
more indignant at the state of society
The Hebrews do not appear to have that permitted snch criminals as pick­
and I don’ t want any child to grow up comes home she won’t have to w ait.”
: with the pain, but she was too proud to
with any narrow and bigoted ideas
used
horses
before
the
time
of
Solomon,
Accordingly he got a large cake of let her husband see her first defeat, aud
pockets and footpads, aud when he
about it. Woman’s rights, daughter, is brown soap aud proceeded to give his when the kitchen girl had bound her bnt the Cauaanites had horses and char­ reached homo he was very angry.
the emancipation of onr sex from the danghter snch a cleaning that she would wounds, she started out again.
iots, which are noticed monumentally
"W hat makes yon look so ferocious?”
yoke of inferiority under which we have probably never need another in all her
This time she songht a more retired between 1700 and 1400 B. C ., as well were his w ife’s first words.
so long labored, and as a natural result life. Silence reigned for a few moments, field iu which to pnrsoe her labors and as later. The Egyptians also had char­
“ Been held np; fellow took my
it allows to woman tba right of snf- till be came to wash what used to be at last determined to brave the dangers iots long before tbe Exodns. Trading watch, bnt I got it back again,” he said.
caravans,
snch
as
led
Joseph
to
Egypt,
ftage. ”
her cnrls.
“ What are yon talking abont? Yon
of the basement w here the phantom In­
“ Well, if that is what it said,” said
"W hy, Miranda, I think yonr hair dians dwelt aud try to make the squaws are noticed iu the fifteenth century B. left yonr watch at borne this morning,”
Bessie, after pausing for a sufficient time must be falling ont,” he remarked, as
C.,
iu
Palestine,
and
ships
on
the
Syri­
said she us she took from his pocket tbe
be “ woman’s rights.”
to let the long words sink in, “ if that’ s long strands of flax got tangled in bis
It was qnite dark down there, and she an coast as early as 1600 B. C.— Scot­ watch that belonged to the other man.
what it is, I guess I'm not a woman’s fingers. “ 1 must tell yonr ma when she was afraid to venture far from the door tish Review.
The Buena Park man is still adver­
rights. I don’ t want any more suffrage comes home to get yon some hair tonie, or windows on account of spiders and
A M illio n a ire '» U a n l F a te.
tising for the owner of that watch.—
than I ’ve got already. Why, last week and, my dear, you’ ll look so nice aud 1 “ p’raps rats aud ghosts and things. ” At
How sadly deficient some people are Chicago Times-Herald.
when Carlo killed our poor rag baby,” clean that she won’t hardly know yon.” last her eye was caught by au old trnuk
of any sense of hnmor when the subject
For ten years secretary of the Na- ] There are hosts of such professional permanently cured if sick person* ooul$
her tears rising np at the remembrance
A n O ld J o k e E x p lo d e d .
Then she was lifted ont, and her fond of mamma's which she kuew contained a is themselves 1 Take the Duke of Devon­
tional Better and Egg Association and ! men in every city who wonid hardly only be induced to take Paine’s celery
of the awful tragedy, f ‘ I know I suffer­ father commenced to dry her in bis lot of party clothes and other things
Another
fine
old
tradition
has
been
shire, who delivered a speech at the
since 1882 secretary of the Chicago spare you a moment's time for striotly compound. If women, burdened be­
ed more than George did, cause he jnst apron. The next minute a startled ex­ more interesting than jnst walking
Mrs. Glass’ cookbook, pub­ produce exchange, Col. Robert M. Lit- j business matters. Ask one of them in yond their strength with household
opening of n “ Faismore Edwards spoiled.
said ‘ the deg liadeutei one of the dolls’ pression came over his face.
round and ronnd talking to the Indians, House” for epileptics. So long as he lished in the last century, gave a rec­ tier has been in constant demand as a his busiest hours whether he oan recom- cares, wonid only take Paine’ s oelery
aud went on making! Indians all over
“ Oh, MiraDda, you’re peeling aw­ who were not even civilized enough to kept to the epileptics tbe (lake managed ipe for cooking a hare beginning with bureau of information by correspond- mend Paine’ s celery c impound, and
compound, when they feel that dispir­
his spelling book, and I felt so misera­ ful 1” he cried. “ My apron’s all piuk. I answer her.
well euongli, but before lie sat down he "first case yonr bare,” that is, skin the ents who recognize Chicago as the com- ten chances to one he’ ll say;
“ Sit ited, enervated condition ooming on,
ble I conldn’: even go to Cousin Adn's gness I ’d better leave yon dry in the snn
This fall was by far greater than the mnst needs get on the subject of him­ animal. This was the reading in the mercial center of the oountry.
down. No matter abont my being busy; they would escape the martyrdom at
tea party. ’ ’
while I go 'tend to the others, aud then first. From noblo efforts to improve self aud the sorrows of the poor m il­ first edition, the printer of the next
\>hen such people as Col. Littler, always glad to praise Paine's celery backache, headache, disordered liver
"C om e here, daughter, and I ’ll tell I'll dress yon and p’r ’aps your ma won’ t her sex to the low vanities of gandy
changing the “ case” to “ catch.” He State Treaseurer Colvin of New York, ¡compound.”
lionaire:
and heart trouble.
yon all about it so as yon can under­ notice. Yon do look very pale, though,” dress I However, Mrs. Doogan didn’t
“ It might perhaps be considered pre­ was a wit, at all events, either by na­ M'idjeska, the actress, ex-Minister to i That is the feeling amoDg people
Insead of being thin, nervous and
stand,” said papa, Janghing heartily. be added, as he laid her down on the know and rummaged happily in faded
sumptuous for one who was reputed to ture or accident.— St. Louis Globe-Dem­ Austria John M. Francis, aud hosts of who have been made strong and well unhappy they would experience the Joy
“ Woman’s rights iswheru all the mam­ chair in the snn and returned to bis oth­ silks, tried on high heeled slippers, yel­
lie ricli himself to offer advice to other ocrat.
other equally responsible persons vol- by Paine’ s celery compound.
They of perfect health, sound digestion and
mas and big sisters and annts and girl er household cares.
low now with age, and old brocades her rich uieu which he had not taken him­
H i« S u b terfu ge.
unteer testimonials as to the wonderful never feel happier than when they can quiet nerves.
cousins go to meetings aud make speech­
His sleeves felt wet and uncomfort­ grandmother had worn when— Gra­ self or was not himself prepared to fol­
“ Look here, Hopkins, you said you virtue of Paine's oelery compound, no persuade some man or woman who is
Paine's celery compound is just th*
es and vote and form clubs and preach able, bnt soon he forgot everything iu cious heavens! What a frightful screech!
low, hut perhaps he might be allowed to were going to New York on legal busi­ sick or suffering person oan with any out of health to try Paine's celery com- remedy needed by women who are in
sermons, aud all the papas and brothers the preparation of the dinner.
He No wonder. She had come upon a fam­ point out that there was some difference
show of reason hesitate to make use of pound. Next tc doing good to one’s con -.innal ill-health and spirits, seem­
ness, and yon went aDd got married.”
and boy cousins of every one stay home brought ont the tea set, aud all went ily of mice, and one horrid little one
between those who happened to be in
"W ell, isn’t getting married legal the great remedy that has made so self there is a delight in doing good to ingly well one day and almost sick
aud take care of the babies and cook din­ smoothly till he went to make the lem­ had fallen np her sleeve. Oh, my, snch
the possession of wealth inherited from business?” — Chicago Record.
many people well. Col. Litlter says: 'others.
There is d o more enthusiast!3 abed the next.
Their trouble lies
ner and scrub floors and darn stockings onade. He looked around for something cries and moans and frenzied screams
several generations aud those who had
" l have used with groat benefit sev- body of intelligent men and women plainly in the want of good rioh blood,
and everything like that. Mamma isn't to cut the lemon. Mamma’s scissors as she ran stumbling iu her fineries till
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created their own fortunes. Their prede­
eral bottles of Paine’s celery oompound throughout the oountry than the great and plenty c f it, aud I d the consequent
that far gone yet; but, never mind, were nowhere in sight; all the little tin all the servants in tho house, mamma cessors, in cases like his own, hud gen­
you'll know all about it soon euough. ”
The man who creep t aiong bent over, and have recommended it to myfriends. army of those who have recovered famished state of their nerve*. Paine's
knives were broken on it with no avail. and Mr. Doogan aud papa, who had just erally contrived to find quite as many
It is a wonderful spring remedy.”
health by the use of Paine's celery com- oelery compound should be taken w ith­
This was something Miss Bessie conld Then be tried his teeth, but tho bitter come in, ran headlong to the cellar,
channels by which wealth flowed ont as with his »pinal column feeling in a condi­
Go to the busiest lawyer, editor or pound,
out delay. It w ill restore the health
understand, aud though mamma laugh­ acid of the skin got down his throat and thinking some one was being killed 1
tion
to
snap
like
a
pipestem
at
any
min­
by which it flowed in, aud those who
business man of your acquaintance who
The vast majority of diseaes that and Btop every tendency toward * is
ed and said papa was only joking, and into his eyes, and he was forced to aban­
“ I warned her not to,” wailed her hud for the benefit aud advantage of ute, woul 1 rea lity give a great deal to get
has taken Paine's celery compound._ end disastrously might be quickly and , bilitated condition.
“ that wasn’ t it at a ll,” it seemed more don that method too. At last he be­ frightened spouse. “ I kuew the Indians
their successors created great estates, en­ out of liis dilemma, and yet th s is ODly
the commonest form tiy which lumbago
fun than just suffering aud my lady de­ thought him of the rnsty old kitchen wonid he savage when they found I
tailing much labor in administration seizes on and twis’ s out ot shape the mus
termined to try bow she liked it the very knife which he carried in his Indian didn’ t come and now I s’ pose they’re
and many responsibilities, bad not left el s of the back. This is commo !y known
next day. Accordingly the following wars. After a long struggle and much cooking her alive.”
to their successors a legacy of unmitigat­ «8 btekarbe. a rrick in the hack, but by
morning she hurried over her little tasks loss of juice tho feat was at last accom­
wbaiever name it may be known, and how­
“ Save M y C h ild l’ “ 1
“ Good gracious, pussy, what’s up ed advantage.”
ever bad it may be, 10 minutes vieqrous
as quickly os she could, aud when plished, but the lemon looked so jagged now?” tasked papa as lie took the weep­
The spectacle of the dnke inviting rubbing with St Jacobs Oil o i the afflicted
is the cry
George had pored over the much abused and red and uninviting that it was ing, trembling handle in liisarms. “ Did
the commiseration of liis audience for part will iliive out the trouble and com­
spellmg book for tho required length of donlitful if the operation conld be con­ something hurt or frighten yon, pet?”
tho cruel fate which compelled him to pletely restore. It is a thing so easily
time, she told him of her Dew plan, aud sidered successful.
agonized
“ S o l Mol Not” sobbed Mrs. D. keep np Chatswortb amt Devonshire caught, it may be wondered at why tbeie
is not more of it, hut i eoauss it is so easily
got permission from mamma to play
“ I guess that is some of the Indians’ “ Bet papa it’s a mouse!” And then House instead of founding homes for cured
mother
by
St.
Jacobs
Oil
may
be
the
very
house in the nursery instead c f going blood, ” said the cook, not at all disturb­ there was another hurst of tears till the
epileptics is indeed excruciating.— West­ reason that we hear so little of it.
whose
down to lunch.
ed. Then one of the apples was cut by poor baby niousie was found dead. Then minster Gazette.
Then the pair marched to the kitchen the same means unto little, tiny pieces, Mrs. Doi gau’s tender heart was touched
“ Maid of B »stori, ere we part,
' little one
4 k
Give, o give me, love, your heart I”
on an exploring tour and succeeded in and a lump of sugar ground very fine by and she hid in her mother's friendly
A B rillia n t C on fed era te.
‘Sure!” she answered, oil m e spot,
writhes in croup or whoop­
4 k
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>
capturing a few slices of cold ham, a the aid of the hero’s heels and sprinkled skirts.
Aud
the
marble
heart
he
got
A prestidigitator, in the course of au
ing cough. In such cases,
lemon, a bunch of raisins, two apples, on top of the other ingredients.
4 k
“ Oh, mamma! Did I kill it? Poor, exhibition in New York recently, had T H E K A C K .T t i K I t t l M U S C R K W A N D
some g'Uger snaps aud various lumps of
“ There, now ; that is a very nice pud­ dear, little thing. I didn't mean to, one of the audience select one card from
T D K BOOT
Dr. Acker’s English Rem-
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angar. on which to begin housekeeping. ding, aud it's abont time Mrs. Doogan truly, but it frightened me so that I a pack and then lie handed a sheet of
ed)’
proves a blessing and
After surveying the provisions for a was home,” remarked Mrs. Doogan’s mnst have. Oh, oh, m y! I gness I mast paper to another spectator, a timid look­ 'Vere old fashioned instruments o f torture long
since abandoned, but there is a torm entor who !
few minuteB George seemed as fully sat­ other half, testing the cakes and raisins. have squeezed it hard! Oh, dear!”
a
godsend.
Mrs. M. A.
y
ing blond man. The professor, who did still continues lo agonize the j lints, mus les I
isfied with the new plan as his sister had
4 k
“ I ’ ll take these children ont of bed
“ What’s that?” said papa. “ Woman’s not see the card, announced that after it Hud nerves o f many ol us. j he rheumatism !
Burke,
of
309
E. 105th St.,
been, and as they went to the playroom first and then I'llgou u d see if shois all suffering people frightened by a mouse! had been returned to the pack tho de­ that inveterate foe to daily and nigUtly com !
fort, may be conquered i>y the tim ely and j
New York, writes: “ Dr.
both thonght tb it “ woman’s rights” right. The Indians were all ready tc Fur shame, my little daughter; yon dis­ scription of it wonid be fonud written steady use o f H ostetler’s otom ac i BiUtr.', which ;
eradicates neuralgia, bilious, malarial, i
might be a very nice thing.
Acker’s English Remedy
fight this morning, and they might have grace your cause!”
on ‘ lie paper The card was the eight of likewise
t owel, stom acu and nerve com plaints.
“ Now, Mister Doogau,” said the been disappointed abont me not coming
hearts.
It
was
taken
ont
by
the
profess­
“ I ’m not a woman’s suffering any
cured
my baby of bronchitis,
•‘ My fam ily,” said Miss Antique, “ cam e over i
young lady, as she adjusted her mam­ and killed her.”
more or woman's wrights or anything or. “ Is that it— the eight of hearts?” v-ith the Pilgnxnp on the M axfljwer ” “ Dio
and
also
gave instant relief
ma’s big red shawl in a graceful train
sure
relief
for
pains
in
the
back,
side,
chest,
or
If
you
want
The thought did nut seem to disturb at all, but only m e,” affirmed the late asked the professor. “ That’s all right, ” they re a lty ?’ exclaim ed Hicks. “ How ver) i
behind and tied a very forlorn little Mr. Doogan in the least. He went on new woman. "A n d I ’m going home answered the timid looking man. Bnt iu ie r o tiu g l Aud were you seas.ck?”
limbs, use an
in a severe case of croup.
bonnet, which bad been rescued from eating raisins and dressing the dolls right now and see how Mr. Doogan's he was a verv conscientious man, aud
I gratefully recommend it.”
S tate o r O hio , C ity of T oledo , /
the ragbag, on her cnrly head, “ I don’t qnite npside down in a very leisurely tended to the thiugs aud take care of later ho insisted on telling the audience
L ucas C ounty .
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Three size., 2ScT: SOc.; * 1 . A ll Drarrtsts-
F
rank
J.
C
heney
makes
oath
that
he
is
the
(
’spect I ’ ll be home before 6 o ’clock, so n: anner.
A crrr M edicine O o .. M i n i b u n l-r . 8t., N Y
Miranda and never make any more that the professor had written cn the sen lor partner of tue firm o f F. J. C heney A Co.,
you get the children dressed and put the
“ I don't see how your mother man­ speeches aud have everybody laugh and paper, “ Pleasesay, ‘ That’s all right.’ ” Joiug business iu the City of Toledo, Count)
and State a.oresaid, and that sa d firm will pa)
thiugs on to cook, and don't let any one ages these strings and bnttons, ” was the fall and hurt myself again.
the sum o f ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eaci
B e a r i n M i n d — Not one o f the host of counterfeits and imi
N atu re N o S abbatarian.
in the house. ”
and every case o f C&tarrn that i-aunot be cured
next uttered reflection as the last means
“ 'Deed aud its the great care Miran-
tâtions is as good as the genuine.
C ure .
“ Allright, ma’am ,” replied her obe- of fastening the third infant's dress flew dy’ ll need to bring her back to airth, ”
The Rev. David Macrae has brought by the use of H a ll ’ s ca tarrh
FRANK J. CHENEY.
dientspouse. " I ’ ll 'tend to everything, off with a snap. “ Pins are much han­ put in the cook, “ for when I saw her together in a most interesting little vol­
Sworn to before me aud subscribed iu m>
presence,
this
16th
day
of
uecem oer, A. D. 1686
and you just go down i wn and have a dier. ”
last she had her side split up of having ume, entitled "Quaint Sayings of Chil­
The very remarkable and eertali
A. W . t. LEA-»ON,
meeting and make" tie money, aud you
Perfect seeds grow
dren,” a number of stories, many of
The neit minute he would have prob­ too mncli bath!”
relief given woman by*MOORE’f
f
!
Notary Public.
Tpaying crops. Harfect weds^
can tell the Indiai
there is D ot going ably retracted that last statement if his | Then there were fresh bursts of tears ¡hem old, bnt nearly all of them good.
REVEALED REMEDY has giver
¡Fare not
M
Hail’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
to be any war to ’ iv. cause I ’ ve got to vocal organs had not been in active | anil Mr. Doogau vowed “ it was a thank­ There is one, evidently told in print for acts diiectly on the blood aini m ucous surfaceh it the name of Woman's Friend. It is
Flag li««ar k ft 10 chaaot ir. gvaan
uniformly success
r tng Ferry***
I x-al^rwsHl ^
stay borne and take Care of the chil­ service, for after administering a suffi­ less job to tend to children aud more fun the first time, of a little girl in Aber­ of the system, »end lor testimonials, free.
ful in relieving the backaches,headaches
and w ea k n esi
f then* everywhere. Write for
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
dren. ”
*hi<h burden and shorten a woman's
life. Thousands o'
cient quantity of pins to insnro its to go on battles with the kind of thiugs deen who brought a basket of strawber­
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
F E R R Y ’S
women
testify
for
it.
It
will
give
health
and
strength
Hall’s
Family
Pills
are
the
b
est
" I ’ ll invite them to hear my sermon, clothes sticking on, when he went to lay it wouldn't hnrt to wash once in ries to the minister very early on Mon­
ind make life a pleasure. For sale by all drusgiste.
S
EE
D ANNUAL
and then they can be converted, and the doll down, one of the “ handy” arti- awhile. ”
day morning. “ Thank yon, my little
F I T S .—AU fits stopped free by D r . K lin e '»
4LUMAUER-FRANK DRUG CO.. P o r t l a n d . Agent*.
L for | S 9 6 . Brimful of valuable J
there needn't he any more wars ever,” cles made a deep red mark the whole
■treat N e rv e R e s t o r e r . No fits after the hr»
Aud Mrs. Doogan vowed she’d “ never g irl,” he said; “ they are very beautiful.
L luformatioa about i***t and bcw »J
■ay’s
use.
Marvelous
cares.
Treatise
and
|2.0
said Mrs. Doogan. “ And don’ t you eat length of his palm.
L est seeds. Free by
leave her home to such a careless thing Bnt I hepe you didn’ t gather them yes­ rial bottle tree to Fit. cases. Scad to Dr. KllDe
anything till I come home, George,”
terday, which was the Sabbath day?” -ol Arch St Philadelphia. l*a.
0. M FERRY ft 00..
Several minutes elapsed ;n which he as man, long as she lived.”
FIRS')
S
A
W
»
Detroit. Mich.
she added as a parting injunction, was in too great pain to think of any- [ Aud when the woman question is “ No, sir,” replied the child, “ I pulled
T r y G i r m i » to r breakfast.
COST...
“ ’cause if you do you’re awful mean, thing else, bnt when his eyes happened mentioned now. the children both look them this morning. Bnt they was grow-
F L O U R
BY CORRESPONDING WITH
and 1 won't play. ”
to rest on the dinner, be thonght he'd wise and shake their heads.— Margaret in all yesterday. ”
From U .S .Joum al o f M rd irtiu | M I N I N G
• • • •
“ All righ t," said George inasnbdned better eat his share then and keep some­ C. Nesfield in San Francisco Examiner.
Prof. W . H. Peeke, who
A S im p le D iagnosis.
m akes a specialty ol I M A R I N E
thing for his wife, if she were still in
• • • •
E pilepsy, has w ithout !
Professor Schuslicb— I don’ t know
the land of the living, for there was no
d ou b t treated and cur­
Manuscript** b y D lckena.
PORTLSND. ORECON
•
what’s the matter with me. doctor. I
ed m ore cases than anv W A R E - H O U S E
telling bow much longer it would be be­
T R F .A T E O F R E E
livin g P h y sicia n ; his
Wliat have become of the manuscripts am perpetually limping today. Is it loco­
P o llile 1 / C a r e d w ith V e g e t a b le R e m e d lM
fore she got home. The ham tasted very
success is astonishing. I
flmve cured thousands o f canea Cure canea pro-
W e have heard o f cases I
good and so did the red lemonade and of Dickens’ earlier works? Some light motor ataxy, I wonder?
tounced >“ »pelena bT beat physicians K M u m .iA a .
o f 20 years’ standing i
I llu s tr a tin g a S erm on.
•ymptoftis disappear !n ten days at leant two-third*
Doctor— Why,professor, you are walk­
cakes and sngar. He was afraid to eat is thrown on the question in Mr. Shool-
c u r e d b\ !
.*! symptom* removed Send for free book testi me
ing’s
paper
in
The
Strand.
The
manu­
A
north
country
clergyman
cnee
made
ing
with
one
foot
on
the
curbstone
aud
h im . H i I
any more raisins, for there were only
m l* of miraculous care«. Ten day* treatment
-
FO R C H IL D R E N TE ETH IN Q
publishes s ! clear even to the dullest of his flock the
ee t.f mall If yon order trial send 10c In stamp*
F *»r « a l e h r a l l l* r o r c ’. -tR
S& € «■ * • ■
.
about five left ont of a whole handful. script of “ Onr Mutual Friend” was giv the other in the gutter.— T.iyuige Blatter.
v a lu a b le '
• pa« 1 ».-bure D r II II g r u s a K onm ,At»anta,Oe.
Your blood in Spring is almost certain to When he came to the pudding, however, eu, as is well known, by the author to
difficulty
of
treading
the
straight
aud
w o r k or |
According to Professor Aristide
‘ you ordertrlal return this advertisement to os
his friend Mr. Dallas, and subsequently Marre, a distinguished French linguist,
t h i s d is -
be full of irapurit es—the accumula­ he stopped without hesitation.
narrow path, as contrasted with descent
ease, which
tion of the winter m »nths. Had ven­
on the spacious highway loading iu tbe S U R E C U R E for P IL E S
he sen ds
" I think I'd better leave the pndding bonglit hy Mr. Childs, tho publisher, the name of the Madagascar capital,
I tch in g n o d B lin d , B le e d in g o r P r o tr u d in g P ile s t »*I< i at » e r e to
tilation of sleep’ng room , impure air for Mrs. Doogau; she's fond of pndding, of Philadelphia. The manuscript of Antananarivo, means “ city of the thou­
___w i t h
other direction. Before he was well DR. B O -S A N -K O ’ 8 PILE R EM ED Y. »«•*•**•
G O O D ...
in g . A bsorbs tu m o rs. A p o s itiv e cu re. C ircu la r* « - o t Ire* P r :o
in dwellings, factories and shops, over­ and I ’d jnst as soon eat plaiu apples,” “ Pickwick” was, Miss Georgina Ho­ sand villages.” It is composed of the tie o f his absolute cure, free to a n y sufferers started iu liis discourse be ran down tho *#c.
I > r u a l.u » r n t il.
I> L U O ^ A N k U . I’ h llo .. P s
AGENTS
eating. heavy, improper foods, failure which he accordingly did. During the garth states, never preserved in its cn Malagasy words “ ail” (the), “ tanana” : who m ay send their P. O. and E xpress address. pulpit stairs aud proceeded to snit tbe
advise anv one wishing a cu re to address
of the kidneys and liver ¡t roper'y to do process of “ cleaning np” several plates tirety, though stray fragments have (village), “ rivo” (thousand).__________ We
actiun
to
the
word.
la
i
n
OQrn
uatrd
territory
to ok*
^rttt W H. PEEKE. F. D-. A Cedar St.. Ifew York
FORAKER OF OH IO.
ord er, for
extra work thus thrust upon them, are were broken, besides two enps, aud last [ turned np, and are dispersed about the
"M y brethren,” he cried, “ the road
the prime cau-esof this condition. It of all the teapot, which had held the ; world, but it was not given by its au­
to heaven is like this.” And lying flat A S tory €»f th e Man W h o W ill S n ccee I
Itrice as S enator.
is of the utmost importance that you small amonut of lemonade reserved for thor to any one. “ I don’ t think,” adds 1
on the ballister he began to pull himself
Miss Hogarth, “ he attached mnch im ­
up, hand over hand, as laboriously as a
Ex-Governor Joseph Benson Furaker
Mrs. D.
Tustiers esn make
wage*.
boy climbs as greased pole.
of Ohio, who is to succeed Mr. Brice i?j
After that things became monotonous. ! portance to his manuscripts in those
At last lie reached tbe top. and got the United States senate, is an intense
He thought of washing out some clothes, early days. ” Portions of the original'
on liis feet again, happy in his Christian person. His likes and dislikes are very BUI 4 IUCI CLOTIIIt CO
but then he did not exactly like to open j manuscript of “ Oliver Twist” figure
MMIT, P 0 ITL 1 ID, DBEbQI
victory. Then, having taken breath, he strong. He is a mighty good friend and
] the laundry door aud face Miranda. Not among tho numerous interesting fac­
similes
which
arcompauy
the
article.
exhorted
his
hearers
to
lock
at
the
road
a
positive
enemy.
For
instance,
he
did
| that he had any certain knowledge she
T R E 4 E R M O T O R C O . U qm baif
____
to the other place, doubled one leg un­ not like the late Allen Grauber Tbnr- «’.mimili
bualMiw, becitum It bau reflue*-! il* r.m l nf
was hurt, only there are those “ Strange They are taken from a fragment of tbe
«itti power U. 1 H «hai It w u * It ba* man* branca
manuscript still remaining, which be­
der him and slid down tho rail in a man.
Now, as when warmer weather comes and forebodings of ill unseen and that can­
--------
-■ bousNi, and nappi le* ite «oofl* and rr patri
gins with the twelfth chapter aud ends
half sitting posture with a rapidity and
fthen Mr. Thurman was Dominated
k at r»ur door. It eaa and
furateli a
the tonic effect of cold bracing air is not be compassed.”
S E N T P O S T P A ID
. better artici* t or I* m mone* than
with what is now called the forty-third
grace that betrayed a juvenile familiar­ at 8t. Louis for vice president iu 1888,
And
to
these
ho
had
probably
fallen
a
I
J otbera II mafcee Bumptn« and
gone, your w e ik , thin, impure blood
chapter, "wherein is shown how the
|fi«*ar«d. Btml, Qalvanliod after-
ity with the route.—Pearson’s Weekly.
a Snn man was assigned to go to Colum­
will not furnish necessary strength. victim. He looked ont of the window
■ Completino WlndmlUa Tutine
IN EXCHANGE FOR 100 COUPONS,
Artful Dodger got into trouble.” “ Oli- !
bus, tbe home of the Old Roman. The
r and rtx**d Stori Tower*, stnel B o a Baw
That tired feeling, loss of appetiie, will to see if there were any signs of Mrs. :
A
vVoman
C
arp
en
ter.
OR, IF YOU PREFER,
Frames. Steel F*ed Cattare and Feed
ver
Twist”
was
written
inam
nch
larger
Sun
man
stopped
at
tbe
Neii
Honse,
open the way for serious disease, ruined Doogan. Bnt, he had somehow or other hand than were most of tbe later works. |
t Brinderà. On application it wlll name ona
Miss Webster cf Boston is a carpcn jnst opposite the state capitol. One
of torse arti elee that it wlll fu
FOR 2 COUPONS AND $1.00 IN CASH.
health, or b eaking opt of humors and ceased to he anxious for her return. It | The manuscript shows some notable va- j
ter. She is the sister of Albert Webster, morning he called on Governor F crtker ¿armar? 1 « at 1/3 toe usuai prie« lt i
Tank* and Pump* of all klnds. Send for
iut unties. To make pure, rich, red was rather a relief than otherwise when 1 riations. The mannseript of “ Nicholas
a writer who was to have married A n­ for news. Foraker said: “ Do you know
~ BackwtU m i f
The watch is nickel, good timekeeper, quick stem wind and set. You w ill
blood Hood’s SarsaD arilla stands un­ she failed to appear on the scene.
na, a daughter of Nathaniel Hawthorne, wbat that man Thurman once did? His
find one coupon inside each 2 ounce bag and tw o coupons
Meanwhile Mrs. Doogan had bad as 1 Nickleby” is one of those which have
inside each 4 ounce bag of
equalled. Thousands testify to its
and whose unfortunate death on a voy­ w ife once fed the rebel prisoners at
vanished, hut a facsimile is given of
FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or
merita. Millions take it as their many experiences as conld well befall a part of the revised proof of the preface, j
age for health was sooa followed by Camp Chase. ” Camp Cbase was jnst
person
of
such
a
limited
age
in
snch
a
Bp ng Mtdiciue. Get Hood’s, because
that of his betrothed. Miss Webster a outside of Columbus, where rebel pris
which shows a long passage struck out
PieirlllVER PILLS
limited time.
are th* One Thin« tone*.
few years ago was thrown on hsr own oners were detained.
by Charles Dickens.— London News.
Only One for a D o t* .
After leaving her spouse, she had
resources. She had studied paiDtiug aud
Fold fcy Drn««i«te *t 2 5 c . • bo*
The Sun man spoke to ex-SeDator
Samp)*« mailed fre e . Addr~*
gone to the far end of the yard where
possessed the usual accomplishments of Thurman au honr later and told of the
Or. BME.iko Med. Co. PM lx. Px.
The tusks of the walrus were the first
the coal bin stood, and with many vig­
women. None of these seemed available serious charge that Governor Foraker
Send coupons with name and Address to
ice
anchors.
The
instruments
of
this
de­
orous efforts, at the cost of several
for
bread
winning,
so,
having
a
fond­
had made. “ Did he say that?” said the
splinters and bruises, she at last succeed­ scription used by seamen in arctic re­
BLACKWELL’S DURHAM TOBACCO CO., Durham, N. C.
ness for tools, she concluded to fit her­ Old Roman in a towering rage. “ Did
gions are modeled after tbe walrus tusks.
ed in mounting.
self as a wood carver.
be say that? Conld be be so small as to
Buy a bag o f this Celebrated Smoking Tobacco, and read the
Then she began her speech, bnt as
“ Eetter a carpenter for money mak say that? Why, damn him and God
In 1880 tiievu.ueot materials used
la the One True Blood Purlfbr. All drujreH*«. fl there was no one in hearing distance
coupon, which gives a list o f other premiums and how to get them.
ing.” was her teacher’s wise adv.ee. bless her, she did. ” Bnt Governor For­
iu the cotton mills of this country was
P r r p » 'H only b> C. I. Hood &. • o., Lowell. Mast.
except the old cat asleep on the fence it $102,000,000, while in 1890 the value
2 C E N T S TA M P S ACCEPTED.
She took it. Miss Webster has now s aker subsequently withdrew bis crit.-
was
a
little
tiresome.
At
last
she
grew
shop with a real bench and real ahavings. eism a t Mr. Thurman.— New York Sun V. P. N. U. No. «46
H ood’s P ills;i,u,t,œ !C i;ouke
bad risen to $165,000,000.
’•M M
.p a r ili.
T. N. U. No.7 »
impatient and detenpine4 to make a
SEC’Y C HICAGO EXCHANGE.
WIND AMD SEA.
Col. R. M. Littler Recommends That Best of Rem­
edies, Paine’s Celery Compound.
EXCHANGEOF RIGHTS
J
I $ t
i
Breakfast C ocoa
Made by Walter Baker & Co., Ltd.,
Dorchester, Mass., is “ a perfect
type of the highest order of excel­
lence in manufacture.” It costs less
than one cent a cup.
Allcock’s
P la s te r
rCRRYSj
SEEDS.
Y .\ Y MACHINERY £
Fits
Cured
Spring 1
Medicine
A W atch—
for Nothing
Purify
Your Blood
THE WIL 11 METTE IRON WOAK!
DROPSY
MRS. WINSLOW’S HWu1?01
W ANTED-
TAILOR-MADE CliOTHlHG
BLACKWELL’S GENUINE
DURHAM TOBACCO.
H o o d ’s
Sarsaparilla
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