Cottage Grove echo=leader., July 06, 1895, Image 3

H O IT T ’ S SlH IIO t. FOR BOVS.
small an attendance here this evening. | or twice. “ Come. I say. this is too hot.
However, it is my boast that I never The old man’ ll have a fit.”
The old
Burlingame. San Mateo County, Cal., will
disappoint the pnblic. and though 1 am man was the " o ld bru te."
♦ C reep in to m y arm s, m y ba b y dear.
reoren August (itb. It is in charge of Ira
♦
A n d m oth er w ill sin g to you, so ft and low ,
afraiil the proceeds of the evening’s eu-
" W e ll, from what yon tell m e,” I re­ <1.
Hoitt. ex-State Superintendent, and is
song yo u 'll be gla d to h ear
teitainmeut w ill barely pay expenses, plied, " h e ’s likely to baveone anyhow, one of lhe best schools lor Doys in Califor­
♦ A O little
f the o ld m oon «.heep and h er lam bs, th a t go
nevertheless with your kind permission so it w on’t m atter.” Had tbe professor nia.— 8. F. Examiner.
U p th e sky
f
A n d dow n th e sky.
the performance w ill now proceed."
been Hondin. H eller, the W izard of the
*
A nd o v e r the h ills th a t seem so high.
And it did proceed. As gravely and North and Herr F iik e ll combined 1
V e r y L ik e a W h a le .
t
*
cheerily as though the hall had lieen couldn’t have been more lavish o f my
Th e moon is th e m o th e r sheep, m y dear;
The excavation o f the ruins o f Carthage
T h e stars a re h e r lit t le lam bs, a n d th e y
crammed to suffocation the professor admiration.
*
promises to yield valuable results. The
Follo\t her, fo llo w h er, th e re and here.
went through his entertainment. He
It is usual to conclude this kind of explorers o f the Mound o f St. Louis have
In the w id e sk y m eadow s to lea p and play.
T
borrowed my watcl. ami pounded it in article with some notice o f the audience come upon a w all composed entirely of
♦
U p th e sky
a mortar; he begged tbe loan of a half present, and here for a minute or tw o 1 large nmpliorcebedded in earth, thenum-
A n d dow n th e sky,
Fo r Colic, Cramps, Cholera M orbus and all 5
♦
A nd o ver th e h illto p s by and by.
crown— it was all 1 had in the world, was fa irly nonplused.
Bnt the old tiers o f which run vaguely into thou­
but
I
trusted
him
w
ith
it—
he
spirited
story
occurred
to
me
o
f
the
audience
o
f
♦ K ock-a-by, baby, and go to sleep;
Sum m er Complaints, there is no cure equal to
t
sands.
T h e little sta r lam bs w i l l sleep y grorr
my pocket handkerchief into the center one at the Poitsmonth theater. The
A sinking o f the soli has not left many
* A n d a ll lie d o w n w ith the m oon to sleep
*
of a candle and performed a number of performance was proceeding m errily intact, but the most interesting portions,
Pain-Killer. Get a bottle to-day. K eep it con­
T ill the sun goes dow n a t n igh t, aDd so
other tricks with ease and dexterity.
when the manager missed the andience. the stamp of inscription which snowed
U p the sky
*
*
A ll his little jokes ami fnnniments, all H urrying to tbe front, he asked anxious­ the name o f the maker and the date of
stantly on hand, for there is no kind o f pain or
A n d dow n the sky
The moon and her litH e w h ite lam bs go by.
the antics of his assistant- Sprightly be ly. "W h e re , where is the audience?” rlie wine, can generally lie recovered in
t
G o to sleep
ache— internal or external— that
was called in the programme— were
"S ir ." said the boxkeeper, " l i e has jierfect preservation.
n d m o th e r’ ll keep
* W atch o 'e r A her
punctually gone through, and a very gone to get some beer, lint he is delight­
*
lam b, lik e th e o ld m oon sheep.
The most curious find, however, re­
fair show it was— for the colonies. ed with the performance and says h e 'll corded so far is that o f large fragments
—Y o u th ’s Com panion.
*
♦
When he came to “ This concludes the ho hack in a m inute."
“ Let bnsiness of a whale s skeleton amofig the ruins of
first portion of the entertainment. There proceed,” said the manager. And it what is supposed to be the capitol. A l ­
*
w ill lie an intermission of 10 minutes.'
did proceed. Why I do not know, bnt though completely buried in the earth,
1 could stand it no longer. The melan­ this story suggested to me a w ay out of this was not a marine deposit, nor even
will not relieve.
Accept no imitation or substitute.
f
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO.
A black nor’eaeter was working its choly pianist was announced to sing a the difficulty I was 111 . 1 concluded a relic of the prim itive days when Pro-
*
G en uin e has P e r r y D a v i s & S o x on bottle. T b e
wicked w ill in the harbor of Alexander, comic song, which perhaps precipitated with the follow in g peroration: " A lto ­ tens, ns the poet says, “ Peons egit altos
106 Wall Street, N. V.
* the capital town of one o f our colonies, my decision. 1 asked nim to tell Pro­ gether Professor Bella’s entertainment visere monies.”
*
L quantity lias been doubled, but the price is still 25c.
The mystery is cleared np in a letter
as we steamed into it on board the Omeo fessor Beda that the audience would be is one o f the most admirable aud enter­
*
*
in June, 1874. Blinding rain poured glad to speak to him for a minute or taining that have ever visited Alexander of St. Augustine to his friend Deogra-
or the colonies. A t its conclusion the tias. written in 408 A. D.. wherein he
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * f * f i f * * ' t
pitilessly down. The whole of the mag­ two. 1 " went round. ”
" I am glad to see yon, s ir ," said the entire audience arose as one man and makes mention o f a bellua marina, "n ow
nificent sheet o f water which forms the
landlocked harbor was a seething mass professor. “ Pray be seated. M ay 1 applauded the professor to the ech o." on exhibition” at Carthage, to prove that
M ixes w ith cold w ater. R elia b le and safe.
of foam, and as we rounded the inner offer yon a little whisky and water? It most indeed have teen " t o theecbo.” Jonah could have found comfortable ac­
A CHRONIC SPELLBINDER.
G ifford was nervous about tbe article: commodation for three days’ sojourn in
SACRED ANIMALS IN OLD EG/PT.
heads the roar of the surf on the Eri- Yon are a gentleman o f the press,
JAMES lilMil t CO., Poitamj, Or 1 ton. Idaho, Dakota A Montana.
sir,
I
understand."
bnt,
as
1
pointed
out
to
him,
no
one
the belly o f a whale.—Cosmos.
O p ia te s G iv e n to P r e v e n t J o h n N . R e y ­ tonga beach, which faces the entrance
M a n y o f t h e C r e a tu r e s r .iu b a lm e d *»n«I P u t
Yes. I represented The Post and was could possibly contradict a word that I
n o ld s T a l k i n g H i m s e l f t o D e a th .
to the harbor, was ominously distinct.
In C a ta c o m b s b y th e A n c ie n t s .
there
to
do
his
show.
had written, and ultim ately my notice,
Candid.
The doctors at the Oaawatomie Insane Under the skillfu l goidanceof our skip­
Not only did the ancient Egyptian» era-
“ I thought, six. I wonld give yon a which extended over a column and a
halm the bodies of the human dead. They asylum keep John N. Reynolds, famous per, Jock Maclean, fam iliarly known
Hostess (to Bobby, who is dining out
---- ( I N KKl>S O R B O lT L K s )-----
performed a like operation upon the re j as an ex-convict, under t he influence of on the coast as Hell Fire Jock, we felt specimen of what I can do. and i f you'd quarter, was allowed to pass holtis bolus. with his mother)— W ill von have mi-
Second to n on e
T V IT ..
The rain had ceased when 1 returned other piece o f pie, Bobby?
N o n in tn r wt ere from .
I O K T L , N I> , O K .
mains of the sacred animals, though in opiates about half the time. They have onr way to the pier. 1 had been spend­ like it I am quite prepared to go through
at 3 in tbe morning to the hotel. H a lf
general less expense anti trouble were tak j to do it to prevent him from talking him- ing a ‘long holiday in sightseeing. What the whole entertainm ent."
Bobby— Yes'ui.
1 explained ihat there was no occa­ a dozen times before daybreak I was
en over them, animals being chiefly pre­ I self to death, says the Kansas City Times, between Rotomahana and the Hot lakes,
Hostess (sm ilingly)— And so you are
pared by soaking in natron. The list of i He wants to make speeches day and night.
sion for that, because 1 could write out o f bed inspecting the weather. N o
Sydney.
Melbourne
and
Hobart
Town,
one o f the fortunate little boys whose
sacred animals is a long one, though the One morning lie commenced to deliver a
about
it
quite
as
w
ell
without
seeing
it
rain,
tlie
clouds
had
cleared
off,
and
at
very ones that were most highly esteemed temperance lecture and did not quit for 27 when 1 landed on the pier at Alexander — perhaps better. I f ’ "gentlem en of 5 o'clock the stars were shilling. A mammas let them have a vecood piece of
pie?
in some places were most abhorred in oth­ hours, and only then when he fainted from 1 possessed three portmanteaus and 7
ers. The list includes dogs, cats, monkeys, j hunger and exhaustion. He weighed 200 shillings. However, I chartered a bag­ the press” were to confine themselves cold, bright morning succeeded. A t
lions,wolves, jackals, foxes, hyenas, hears, bounds when he entered the asylum. He gy and drove with all the confidence in tc what they see, tne business would breakfast I heard people asking, "W e r e ont visiting, but at home l never get bet Preserves all kinds of . ruit without cooking, and retains their
soon go to tbe dogs.
you at the hall last night?” "N o . Were
ichenmon, shrew mice, bulls, deer, goats, has talked himself down to 120.
the world to th j Empire hotel.
one piece.— New York Telegram.
natural flavor.
Reynolds ran for senator while an in­
W e had some whisky and water, and you?’ " N o . ” A t luncheon the mayor
sheep, hippopotami, vultures, eagles, fal
Having done justice to an excellent
cons, hawks, owls, ibis, geese, swallows, mate of the penitentiary. He was former­ dinner, I determined to hunt np an old the professor began to talk less formally. of the city said, “ It's an odd thing; I'v e
T h o m a s T a y lo r , M . D ., in h is r e p o r t t o
crocodiles, toads, lizards, serpents, fish of ly president of a bogus live stock insur­
“ W ell, sir, they told me down south asked every one I'v e seen today about th e d e p a r t m e n t o f a g r ic u lt u r e , says that
various kinds, rats, mice, beetles and even ance company «t Atchison. He advertised press comrade, Frank Clifford, who, 1 Alexander was one o f the best pitches tbe performance at the Odd Fellows' m u s h ro o m s t h a t c h a n g e c o lo r when c u t
D O N ’T B O R R O W T R O U B L E . ”
BUY
had heard, was the editor o f the A le x ­
insects and flies. A sa rule, with the large
in the profession. It doesn't look much hall, and not a sonl seems to have been a re n o t a lw a y s p o is o n o u s , w h ile , o n tbe
ander D aily Post. The rain was com­
animais, the head only was mummied, the
c
o
n
t
r
a
r
y
,
t
h
e
w
r
it
e
r
k
n
o
w
s
o
f
s
e
v
e
r
a
l
o
f
And I inw ardly thanked Mr.
ing down with tropical vengeance, and like it. Seems to me about the one there.”
body being represented by pieces of wood.
t h e n o n e d ib le a m o n it a s t h a t d o n o t c h a n g e
The birds are squeezed together and lose
from all thenumerous hills upon which liorsedest place ever 1 was in. except Mayor for an excellent advertisement.
c o lo r w h e n t h e y a re c u t.
Naipaw,
and
that
ain
’t
even
a
one
don­
The
professor
and
the
other
persons
their shape, except the ibis, which, ac­
the Empire City, as they call it, is sit­
cording to Belzoni, is formed like a fowl
uated, miniature torrents of water key place. Not a sonl in the house bnt concerned held their tongues. 1 had to
L IK E
A S IE V E .
ready to be cooked. The ibis and hawk
you, sir, and this here blessed show has make it worth their while to do so.
’T I S
IN T H E F N H .
poured down and inundated the T e A r o
appear to have had the most care bestow­
cost me ont of pocket £5 10. Paid in
‘ Ten bob for a money taker” devel­
flat,
the
business
portion
of
the
town.
ed upon them, for rosin and asphalt are
e ch ief fun tion o f the kidn eys is to separ­
advance too. A couple o’ pound for oped into a promise o f a sovereign i f ate Th from
E s t a b . 1866.
C O R B I T T & M A C L E A Y C O , I n c . 1803
the blood, in its passage Through them,
It was an nninviting night, but the
frequently found within their envelopes.
o f certain im p u rities and w atery pari icles w hich
IM P O R T E R S , S H IP P IN G and CO M M ISSION M E R C H A N T S . L ib era l advan ce m ade on approved
stimulus of an empty pocket overcame the hall and the lights, a pound for the tbe show paid.
Birds in general, having been wrapped in
m
ake
ih
eir
final
e
x
it
th
rou
gh
the
bladder.
Th-
consign
m
en
ts
o
f
W
heat,
r, Oars, W oo l and Hops. Special im ports from C h in a, Japan Mnd In ­
planner, a conpleo’ pound for fixing up
And pay it did. The seat plan at retention o f these in consequence o f in activity d ia : Tea, Coffee, R ice, M Flou
their bandages, were then placed in an
a ttin g and R u g«, Spices, Sago, Tapioca, C hina N u t o i l , etc. From L iv ­
my repugnance to quit the cheerful
the
rope
and
10
bob
for
a
money
taker.
Lyon’s,
the
bookseller,
was
well
spotted
o
f
the
k
id
n
ey
«
is
produ
ctive
o
f
B
righ
t
s
d
sea«e,
erp
oo
l:
L
iv
e
r
p
o
o
l
Fine,
Coarse
and Lu m p Rock Halt, Chem icals o f a ll kinds. T in p la te, selected
earthen urn ami deposited in the tomb.
balls o f host Moeller. Luckily the o f­
Think of that, sir! A in 't it hard? A in ’t with names by 5 o ’clock. It was an "IT dropsy, d ia b e te s a lbu m iu u ria and oth er mala No. 1 returned W heat B .gs, H o p Burlap, R oll B rim ston e, Bas*. A le, Guinness’ P orter, Scotch and
No mummies o f animals are to be met
d ’ e « w ith a fatal tendency. H o ste tle r’s S*omach Irish W h isk y, Brandy and W in e-, f< r sale in qu an tities to su it the trade. P O R T L A N D , OR.
fices of The Post were close handy, so 1
it cruel? Ten bob tor a money taker!"
with in the tombs of the higher class per­
day at tbe house of representatives, it B .iters, a h igh ly sanctioned d iu re tic and blond
was i,ot quite drowned hv the tim e I
sons. Most of them had their own proper
That did seem hard indeed, but I ex­ was the height of the Alexander sea­ deparen t, im pels the kidneys when in a c tiv e to
was
shaking
Gifford
by
the
hand.
renew th eir s ifiin g fu n e fo n , anc strain trom
rçj' X
C hichester 8 E nglish . R ed C ross
sepulchers consecrated and appropriated
plained that 1 thongbt that shows usual­ son. and the evening turned out one of the v.ta ! current im p u rities w hich In fest it and
He welcomed my advent in a reassur­
to their species only, hut they were occn
ly took especial care to have a money those brilliant, cold, starlight nights threaten th eir ow n existen ce as o'-gan« o f the
ing
manner,
which
eased
my
mind
body.
Catarrh
o
f
the
bladder,
g
a
v
e
la
n
d
reten
­
sionally found mixed.
taker of their own for obvions teasons. that N ew Zealand alone can pro­ tion o f the urine a re also m aladies arrested o-
TMC O R IG IN A L A N O G E N U IN E
Th. o a l y S a fe . H m rr, end reliable Pill for sste
The catacomb of birds is distinct from
somewhat as to the inevitable inauvais
L m lic a . auk Druggist for th ick rater , Rnnlia k IHamond Brand in R e d and Gold metallic
"S o they do, sir, andsodo I. My w ife duce. The doors were opened at half averted by this ben ign prom o e r and res o ra-
bone- ■«’ »led with hl«i*- ribbon. T n k e s o o t h e r k to d . Kefuae Substitutions and Im itatio
the catacomb of human mommies. One
quart d ’heure. We had the nsnal simp
tiv e ot o rga n ic action . M alaria, rheum atism ,
All
pill«
in
pnotrboard
box«*,
pink
wrappera,
an* d a n g e r o u s c o u n t e r f e it * . At D ruggim . or m i >4 u
takes the money alw ays—always has past 7, and 1 ensconced myself, wearing con stip ation , biliousness aud dyspepsia also
bird only is inclosed in each earthen pot,
4 c . in_stamp« for particular«, tctim onial* and ‘ ‘ K e l l c f f o r L a d le «.* * in letter, by r .-lu ru I f a ll.
talk. Fisher o f the Unlgong A d ver­
1 0 .0 0 0 Testimoniala. Seme Payer
S o ld b y a l l
_ ltr u | (l«t «.
done ever since I took to the business— a pair of green spectacles, in the pay yie ld to the Bitters, w hich is also speedily bene­
and an infinite number of pots were found
tiser had died in a fit of delirium tre­
< H H H K N T E K < H f r . M I C A L « «».. » H g I M a d ia . > Ni.. 1‘ H I I A I H I . I ’ M IA. I*A.
ficial to the weak and nervous.
in good order, whole and sealed. The hot
mens, Clarke o f The Argns had been dis­ bnt my luck’s dead out. She’s up at B rit­ place. The melancholy musician struck
nature of the materials with which they
ten's— you know, sir, the hotel— in bed up a liv e ly tnne, and at 17 minutes to
“ A re you g o in g to the I> o w n . danoo?
-‘ No.
missed for sending in a glow in g c riti­
had been embalmed had, however, dried
with a smashed foot. Some clumsy fool 8 the first shilling for a back seat came I h avn ’ t oeeti asked ” “ Oh I suppose it's
cism
of
a
theatrical
performance
which
q
u
i.e
a
you
ng
people's
dance,
von
k
n
ow
."
up the greater number to powder. Upon
on the Star c f the South as we were in. 1 have it now. Luckily shillings
JOHN N. REYNOLDS.
had not taken place, H ollow ay of the
the possession of Egypt by the French up­
“ G oodluck h a« had his salary raised. Was it
coming here from the south lets a great and half crowns came in plentifully
ward of 500 mummies of the ibis alone the concern extensively and was sent to W aillato Times was editing the Tanran
for ex tra w o rk ? " ‘ Y es: he alw ays listens when
ify ou use the Petnlum®
were discovered in the catacomb/of birds. the penitentiary for the fraudulent use of ga Trumpet, Dillon had ratted aud now- packing case right on her foot and at first, for had any one tendered a sov­ the prop rietor tells his baby’s smart sayings
! m u La to rs 3 B rood ers.
Certain animals were maintained at the the mails. He claimed that his enemies swore by Bogle, the premier o f the day. smashes her. The doctor says she’ ll be ereign and wanted change 1 should have
M ake m on ey w h ile
H O W 'S T H IS ?
others a re w astin g
public expense in sacred parks, .and peo­ were persecuting him, and to test his Joek Danderson had abandoned journal­ a fortnight or I letter. Ten bob for a been considerably embarrassed. By and
t im e b y old processes.
C A S and
ple were appointed to nourish them with standing in the community announced
money taker! If it ain't the crnelest by the front seats (."> shillings) began to
C ataicg te l Is ¿11 about
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re wan
greatest care. Bread, milk, honey, himself as a candidate for state senator. ism and was keeping a pnblic house, thing as ever 1 bear! And then the pour in, and np to a quarter past 8 I was for any case o f Catarrh that cannot b.
it.and describes every
and
so
forth.
Then
Master
Frank
d
i­
He
received
500
votes.
a rticle needed for the,
meat, birds, fish, etc., were all supplied
cured b y H all’s Catarrh Cure!
C A S O LIN E
pou ltry business
Upon his release from prison Reynolds lated upon his own prospects. He had rain! Did anybody ever see it rain like taking money as fast us I could receive
according to the nature of the animals.
F. J. CH ENEY & CO., Props..
it? It's been a-enming down. down, it.
wrote
a
book
about
penitentiaries
of
Kan­
No expense was spared. The keepers bore
but two complaints to make— firstly, his
Toledo, Ohio.
The“ ERIE"
The show was a great success— to ns.
W_, the undersigned, have known F. J
upon their persons the resemblance of the sas and Missouri. It was entitled “ Twin proprietor was an old brute; secondly, down like this for three blessed days.
m echanically the best
species to which their care was devoted, Hells.” He cleared about $40,000 on the his subeditor was a young fool. My ex­ Not a sonl in the house. Ten bob for a W liat the andience thought o f it I don’t Cheney for the past 15 years, and believ«
i w heel. Prettiest model
l W e a re Pacific Coari
know. I do know that the professor and him perfectly honorable in all busines>
and people paid remarks of respect to them sale of the book, but the money went as perience is that most newspaper pro­ money taker! Help yourself, s ir ."
transactions and financially able to earn
f Agents. B icycle cat;»
as they passed along. The greatest sor­ fast as he got it. He was a great spend­
I suggested that he might have better b divided £53 ,12s. (Id. The plot suc­ out
logu e,m ailed free.gives .
any obligations made by tht-ir firm.
prietors are old brutes, and that most
row was manifested at the death of any of thrift.
luck the next niglit and corroborated ceeded, the old brute was malleable,
W e s t A T rcax .
fu ll descript ion. prices, etc., a g e n t s w a s t e d .
Two years ago Reynolds took the lecture subeditors are— not so wise as they the opinion lie had heard down south
them. They were embalmed and interred
P
E
T
A
L
U
M
A
nrCU
BATOB
CO.. P etalu m a,C al
Wholesale
Druggists
Toledo,
O.
Mosley became ‘ our reporter, “ and 1
with great pomp and splendor. So great platform in the interest of prison reform. would be thought. “ Subeditor!” said that Alexander was an excellent place
B k a n c h H o u s e , »31 S Main St., Los An^-ele»
W arding , K innan & M arvin ,
was for two years subeditor o f the A le x ­
He
kept
this
up
six
months,
and
then
his
Frank.
"
H
e
’s
excellent
at
the
’
devour­
was the veneration in which these animals
Wholesale Diuggists, Toledo, O.
as a rule lor performances o f all kinds. ander Daily Post. — R. Halbett Lord in
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally
were held that, though wheu a famine af­ mind went wrong. One day while making ing element, ’ admirable at ‘ casting a
“ No, sir. The luck's ont. and I'm
London Theater.
acting directly upon the blood and mucou-
flicted Egypt the people were driven to eat a speech on a street corner in Houston gloom over tbe entire community’ and.
surfaces of the system. Price, 75c. per bot
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR
human flesh, yet the sacred beasts, birds, he became a raving maniac and was sent to altogether unapproachable when he hat about broke, that's what I am. and I
tie. Sold oy all Druggists. Testimonial?
U N E ASY R E STS T H E HEAD.
reptiles or fishes were always respected. his family at Atchison in chains. Shortly to record tbe fact that ‘ onr esteemed ain’t got the money. There’s the hall,
They would rather eat their own species thereafter he was placed in the asylum.
they w ill have it in advance; there’s the
Reynolds is 46 years old. He has been and enterprising fellow townsmen, pianner, they wants that in advance, T h e A m e e r K e p t a t H o m e T h r o u g h F e a r
than lay sacrilegious hands upon what
For Whooping Cough Piso’s Cure is a
T h a t 5Vhen t lie C a t ’ s A tv a y , E tc.
Stains
&
K
irealdie,
have
added
to
their
a
lawyer,
a
preacher,
a
banker,
a
fanner,
might be gods in disguise. Animals of
successful remedy. — M. P. D i e t e r . (»7
and there's the advertisements not a
The ameer of Afghanistan, who in Throop Ave., hrooklyn. N. Y , Nov. 14, D4.
the lowest character, even noxious insects, a schoolteacher, a contractor, an author, a emporium a new shop front, which is a line they’ ll give me till I'v e paid for to­
consideration of a big annual subsidy
were fostered in their temples, nourished merchant, an editor, a lecturer and an credit to tbe town and quite an orna­
M U S IC S T O R K - W i l e y B. A lle n Co., the
by their priests, embalmed after death, actor. He has a wife and five children at ment to T e A rostreet;’ bnt, as to subed­ day's ad», nor a line, not The Post, nor and frequent lavish presents is Kur­
The Independent, nor none ot ’em. ‘ A d ­ land's very good friend and tinsty ally
oldest, the largest, 211 First St., Portland.
entombed with pomp and received all kinds Atchison, to whom he was devoted.
iting, he knows as much about it as
Chickt
ring, Hardm an, Fischer Pianos, Bsiey
vance N ew Zealand.’ That’s their mot­
After his term in the penitentiary Rey­ Mount Cook does o f a policeman.”
of honors. Those who, either by accident
Organs. L o w prices, easy terms.
against Russian designs in India, is
to, is it? Pay in advance it ought to be. once more debating whether it is safe
l ------------
O - C K N T M U S iC - “ -Seud ' fo r catalogues.
or design, occasioned the death of any of nolds always lectured in prison garb.
[ — N O TE D F O R -
Sympathizing deeply with my friend,
these animals paid the forfeit of their lives
Ten bob for a money taker!”
to leave his country a few months in
for
1,
too,
had
bad
bitter
experience
of
as the penalty of the offense. Diodorus
A MYSTERY SOLVED.
Then a brilliant idea occurred to me. order to pay a visit to Caneen Victoria.
T ry G ermea for breakfast.
paste and scissors men, I suggested that
Siculus says: “ He who has voluntarily
FOR
The professor was stone broke. So It is the English fashion to picture the
perhaps
on
the
whole
it
wouldn’t
be
killed a consecrated animal is punishable J o h n O. B a c h e , a D e fa u lt e r W h o D is a p ­
was 1. 1 knew what the professor did
latter
day
Afghans
as
fanatically
loyal
amiss
i
f
Mr.
Mosely
were
sent
about
his
Dyspeptic.Delicate.Infirm
and
with death, but if anyone has even invol­
p e a r e d L a s t W in t e r , H e a r d F r o m .
not apparently— that these black nor’- to their sovereign and devoted to peace­
untarily killed a cat or an ibis it is impos­
John Owen Bache, the New York finan­ business and I were installed in his
sible for him to escape capital punish­ cial manager of the Union Central Life In ­ chair. Frank jumped at the idea, bnt easters at Alexander never lasted more ful pursuits, but Am eer Abdnr Rahman
ment. The mob drags him to it, treating surance company of Cincinnati, who dis­ explained that the ’ ’ old brute” had an than three days. In all probability the knows better and fears to leave his de­
*
JOHN C AR LE & SONS. New Y ork.
A
him with every cruelty and sometimes appeared on Feb. 28 last while on his way
next day wonld be bright and lovely,
voted subjects to themselves or to ex­
without waiting for judgment to he pass­ to Boston, is now on a steamer bound for absurd quixotic belief in Mosely because cold and sunshiny. I f so, the sloppy
pose them to the probable temptations Upon pure, rich, healthy blood. Then
that eminent paste pottist, though not
ed.” — London Society.
Mads would in a few hours tie hard,
Madagascar, so a letter received in New
of Russian agents even temporarily. tore, see that your blood is Miadepurel-
a genins, was always sober.
York recently from Bache says.
firm and dry, for the so 1 is limestone.
The truth is that the British govern­
A deep plot was then concocted where­
The letter was written to Miss Nellie
S ch o o l F o r G a m b le rs .
I ki ew how prone the peop'eo" ail eon- ment shares the am eei's distrust and is
-A N D -
by the old brute was to be got ronml
Sargeant,
who
claims
to
have
been
engaged
IM PRO VED
<’i ions were to shows. The m un y for
The croupiers of Monte Carlo have a
by no means anxious to see bis highness
and Mosely circumvented. As a part of
to
l»e
married
to
Bache,
in
ignorance
of
school for gambling in which they learn
ihe hall and th e ” piai n e r" I c o ild bur­
the ins and outs of the games, the method the fact that he has a wife living. Bache this plan it was arranged that I should row trom G ifford. The adH 1 could i in England. Negotiations are therefore
of defeating trickery, manual dexterity in wrote to Miss Sargeant from Rouen, attend a performance to be given that manage with a lu llc persuasion, nut nn- proceeding to secure in his stead a visit
A MILD PHYSIC.
clearing the boards and paying the stakes, France, and said that by the time the let­ evening at the Odd Fellow s’ hall by n ixed with cheek, and as to the money from his two sons, Prince Habbibnlla
and Prince Mahomed Omar, said to be The only true blood purifier promi­
readiness in reckoning and in dealing and ter was delivered here he would be en Professor Beda, who described himself
O N E P I L L F O R A DOSE.
taker
I'd
he
my
own,
so
tnat
“
10
route
to
Madagascar,
where
he
intended
A movpinfint of the bowols each day is necessary for
smart young fellows, who are carefully nently in the public eye today.
shuffling the cards, and so on. Most of
as the premier equilibrist tight rope
health. These pills supply what the system lacks to
to end his days.
bo’j ” and ihe mortification attaching
make it- regular. They cure Headache, brighten the
them come from Alsace.
Eves, and clsar the Complexion better than cosmetics.
Bache has had an eventful career. Thir­ walker o f the world and champion thereto wcnld be saved. Happy thought! educated to believe that their bread,
They nrither gripe nor sicken. To convince you. ws
butter and other blessings depend upon
teen years ago he was the rector of the prestidigitator o f the universe. 1 was I ’d risk it.
A L i v i n g S tatu e
will mr.i4 F*»mnle free, or a full box for vfie. Sold every
In Every Detail.
English good w ill. A t present the
to return to the office and write as ex­
where,
L OSANIIO MED. GO., Philadelphia.
Church
of
the
Mediator
and
a
warm
friend
A man at Marseilles has made a bet that
“ Piofessor Beda.” said 1, “ otherwise princes are devoted to each other, but
of
Rev.
Stephen
H.
Tyng,
Jr.
A
t
that
cellent
an
acconnt
as
I
could.
’
’
Y
o
u
’
ll
he will stand for 28 days on a pedestal and
Harry
Becker”
—
he
gave
a
start—
"yes,
they w ill not be Afghans if. when their
pose as a statue, with only 28 hours off time, one dark night, Bache was beaten have, in fa ct,” said Frank, “ to ‘ fake-
you were in my company of the Forest respected father dies, they do not have a
And 1 did.
during the whole time. The scene of the senseless and robl>ed on Fifty-first street, it.”
Th ese en gin es are a ckn ow led ged by ex p er
rin eers to be w o rth y o f h igh est com m enda
bet is to be Marseilles, and the living stat­ near Fourth avenue. It was stated that
Tbe rain was still pelting down as 1 rangers. I'v e grown a beard since and fierce fight for the succession. Then
Q U IC K LY CURES
fo r sim p lic ity , h igh -gra d e m a terial and sup«
ue w ill he watched night and day by those blackmail was directed against Mr. Tyng, straggled to the hall. The roads w eie altered a good deal no doubt. Now.
w ill come Russia'sopportunity, as Eng­
w orkm an sh ip. T h ey d e v e lo p the fu ll ac
owing to Wall street speculations. Mr.
betting on or against him.
horse pow er, and run w ith o u t an E lec tric 8|
in places two feet deep in water. What professor, I ’ ll tell you what I 'l l do. I ’ ll land knows verv w e ll.— London Truth.
B a ttery ; the system o f ig n itio n is sim ple, ii
pay
for
tbe
ball
and
the
‘
pianner,’
and
with the wind, the rain and the dark­
pen sive and reliab le.
B e g in n in g * o f t h e In c o m e T a x .
You do your enter­
F ilia l R even ge.
F o r pu m p in g o u tfit« !o r irr ig a tin g pu rp
less of the streets— there was no gas in the ads tomorrow.
no better en gin e can be fou n d on th e Pai
In 1377 a “ tax unheard o f before" was
“ What will you do when you are grown
Alexander in those days— 1 had consid­ tainment. I ’ ll take the money, and aft­
Apply Balm into each nostril-
Coast.
imposed
by
parliament,
which
took
the
E
l
y
B
ro
s
..
«W
a
rren
St.,
S
v
er
£10
w
e
’
ll
share
the
receipts.”
up?”
F o r h o istin g o u tfit« fo r m ines th e y ia v e
erable difficulty in getting to the place
w ith h igh eat a pproval.
Little Boy ^putting on a serious look, as
“ I should never have known you, sir, form of a poll tax, graduated chiefly ac­
at all, bnt at last I reached it, present­
For in te rm itten t p ow er th e ir ecou om y Is
though remembering certain unpleasant
cording
to
rank,
though
partly
according
The old Fcrest ran-
qu estion ed.
ed my ticket to an attendant who glared with that beard.
Write for Prices. .
episodes of his life)—1 will thrash papa.—
gers! Do you remember Captain Rose to property. Dukes had to jiay £6 13s.
at
me
as
savagely
as
a
balked
box
8vegl iarino.
4d.; earls, £4; barons, £2; knights, £1,
keeper m d entered the room. The place being allot alongside me and yon, sir,
squires, 6s. 8d., or, i f they had no land.
WOODARD, CLARKE & CO.
was well lighted, warm and comforta­ it Waiapn? How lie did bleed! lehonld
A G R E AT C E L E B R A T IO N
3s. 4d. Beggars were exempt, Y et the
DRUGGISTS
ble, and was a pleasing contrast to the never have known yon, sir. W ell, sir,
whole amount collected was under £25,
horrors of the night outside. A deject­ I 'l l tell you wliat it is, it ain't no risk
1*« rtlaml W i l l O b s e r v e t h e F o u r t h B e t ­
000.
The
poll
tax
having
failed,
the
ed looking pianist was playing a lively to me, and I ’ ll do it. I can't be no
...Portland. Oregon
te r T h a n E ver.
country reverted to the previous system
tnne, and all things were ready for the worse off than I am. How I'rn to leave
of grauting fifteenths and tenths.
Arrangements are w ell under way
feast. A ll things bnt one— the audi­ the town and pay the hotel and doctor
The first indication of an income tax
su fferin g from the errors, in-
for the greatest celebration of the
ence.
There wasn’t a sonl in tbe and passage money on to Tanranga,
dU orecio tifsex ees'es o f you h,
occurs in 14:15, when an act was gassed
Fourth o f July at Portland ever held
_ o r di<« fine* o f the reproduc-
place bnt myself, and I was a deadhead. blessed i f I know. I ’ ll do it, sir. Shake
-M A N U F A C T U R E D B T—
imposing a tax on every person “ seized
— * tiv e organs, a ll « f w hich lead
hands
on
it.
It's
a
bargain.
Me
and
in the metropolis.
The celebration
Seeing that it was now half past 8, and
to Consum ption o r In sa n ity i f not treated in
of manors, lands, tenements, rents, an
yon
divides
after
10
pound."
w ill occupy three days, from the 3d to
jirae. Can nud i k h m a n k n t « c r k by rorr$-ej ond-
that tbe performance should have com­
itig w th u«.. Our re m “ dies are endorsed bv the
We cemented that arrangement with unities, offices or any other possessions."
the 5th, inclusive. The Fourth w ill
menced at 8, this did not look promis­
m edical profession. No Q u a c k k r y
But,
although
we
have
here
the
idea
of
ORECON
o f course he the b ig day, and w ill be
H O P K I N S M K B I C A L C O . Manchester. Conn P O R T L A N D ,
ing. However, my business was to re­ another whisky, and away I posted to
income
tax,
yet
this
inode
of
raising
a
filled up w ith a splendid programme.
Send fo r catalogue.
port the show, so dow n I sat and read the office of The Post. The venture
revenue
is
generally
considered
to
have
A great parade w ill take place at 10:30
the programme through halt a dozen looked unpromising enongh. The rain
JOHN OWEN BACHE.
was still sluicing down with purposeful been introduced by P itt in 1799. The
A. M. During the day there w ill be
times, dim ly conscious the while that
- IX -
numerous and varied amusements,with Bache undertook to settle with the black­ the piano was inform ing me that pertinacity. I half repented of my bar­ rate was 10 per cent, and it produced
mailers and was waylaid by them. It was
many new features. Speed Associa­ shortly afterward that Mr. Bache followed ’ there was a good time coming, boys, gain. But the bond was as binding as about £6.000,000. A fter tlie peace of
TREATED
TREE.
o a it lv I j C u r e d w it h V e g e t a b le R e a . e S i*
tion races at Irvington Park, pnrses Mr. Tyng’s example and drifted into the only wait a little lon ger." What with though it had been signed, sealed and Amiens. Addington rejiealed it on the
tdave cured thousan d« o f capes Cu^e caaai» ; -.
ground
that
it
ought
to
he
exclusively
P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n sconced hopeless by best physicians. From first do«
delivered and witnessed by all the at­
HggregHting 129,000, in the afternoons. life insurance business. He made a suc­
ifmptotL h disappear. i n ten day* at leant iwo-tfciri
reserved for times of war, hnt reitnposed
The most gorgeous pyrotechnic display cess In bis new Held, and up to the time of the music and the lulling effect of the torneys on the rolls. So 1 sloshed my
v symptoms removed Send fo r free oook test:r.
it,
for
the
same
reason,
when
the
war
.*.ais o f miraculous cures
T e r Jays ireaim t^
ever witnessed in the Northwest in the his disappearance was considered one of raindrops pattering with monotonous way to the office of The Post knee deep
‘?ee Dy mall. I f you order tria sendlOc. ;n s.a<x c*
regularity on the shingled roof, I fell In mud and water. The “ old brute” broke out again in tlie follow ing year.
evening. Everybody assured a “ great the most capable men in the business.
¿rpay postage D r H H G k b k n A S o ^ h A t * r *
eX voa order t r ' a ; -e»„u m t t s a t » * m se -r e
-«
Ho left New York on Feb. 28 In com­ asleep and awoke to find the dejected had not turned up and was, in fart, on It was very unpopular and was repealed
tim e” at small expense.
Reduced
pany with Dr. Henry T. Boyle, one of the pianist thnndering ou t: “ There is nae one of bis "b u rsts,” as certain fits of in 1806, as soon as possible after the
rates on all lines of travel.
I medical examiners of the company, for luck about the house; there is nae lnck
temporary aberration are called in the close o f the great war.
| Boston. Several days later Dr. Boyle
The tax was reimposed by Peel in 1842
at a ll. ”
colony. 1 propounded the matter to
turned up alone in Boston, apparently de-
I looked at my watch. F ive m in­ Gifford. He was more cautious than to for four years, his object being “ to re­
almer
ey r a n c h
i mentad. He said he and Bache went on
BEST IN THE WORLD.
lieve trade and commerce from the tram­
the Plymouth together to spend a pleasant utes to 9. and I was still the oldest in ­ me appeared good. But I wooed him
I t « w ea rin giju a lities are u nsurpassed,actually
mels
by
which
they
were
bound"
by
re­
evening. The next evening Bache was habitant. There was to be nae lack with my golden tongue, not only ont of
Electrotypers
o u tla stin g tw o boxes o f a ny o th e r brand. Free
missing, and although several clews were that night; that was certain. The pian­ the harmless necessary fiver, hut out of pealing other taxes in his opinion more
from A n im a l O il*
G E T T H E G E N U IN E .
Stereotypers ...
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run out by detectives no trace of him had ist disappeared behind the curtain. 1 a letter to the other papers, guarantee­ injurious. W e were, however, over and
Golden fledical
W A S H IN G T O N M E R C H A N T ! ^
over again promised that it should be
I been found up to the receipt of the present pat stolidly on. I wfls there to report ing ttip money for the next day's ads.
Merchants in Gordon and Peerless
and D ealers gen era lly.
letter from Rouen. A few days after his that show, and report it I was deter­
only
temporary,
and
it
is
still
only
im­
“ H ow about the show?" said Gifford.
Presses, Cylinder Presses, Paper
disappearance It became known that Bache
posed from year to year.—Sir John Lub­
Portland, W alla Walla,
was Indebted to the company l’t the sum mined to. whatever happened. Every­ ’ Magnificent! Yon wait and see what bock in North American Review.
Cutters, Motors of all kinds.
Spokane,
via
O.
R
<
fc
N.
I write abont it when I return.” And
of about $3,000, aud that his notes for thing happens to him w . c waits.
R a ilw a y 'and
Great
This happened to me. Professor Beda, away f went to The Indepen lent and
N
orth
ern
R
a
ilw
a
y
to
Folders, Printing Material.
about
$4,000
had
gone
to
protest
at
one
of
A B lo w n O u t C a n d le .
Cures Ninety-eight per cent, of all
M ontana
p o in t«, St.
the banks.
in a shabby suit of evening clothes, look­ The Herald, polished np the professor's
The only reason, it seem.«, that we don’t
Paul, M i n n e a p o l i s ,
cases ol Consumption. In all Its
ing as thnngh they were suffering from ads, and as no report had been done at die when we are in a room where a candle is
Om ana, St. Louis, C h i­
Earlier Stages.
cago and East. A i d re«?
A M o d e r n K n g lis h G e n tle m a n .
Patentees of Self-Spacing Type.
n long course of being let ont on hire, either place I wrote as puffing a para­ blown out is that we don’t get enough of
earest agent. C. C.
This recipe to make “ a modern Eng­ came before the curtain, and addressing graph as I thought they would stand for the deadly composition that is eliminated
Don a van. Gen. Agt.
Sole Makers of Copper-Alloy Typi
Although by many believed to be incura­ lish' gentleman” is offered by Mr. La- the audience said, “ S ir.” The novelty each paper and then hurried back to from the burning wick, of which carbu­
P o rtla n d ,O r.; R .C Ste­
vens, Gen. A gt.,S ea ttle
ble, there i i the evidence of hundreds of bouchere: “ Wash a large, red stock job ­
of tbe exordium aroused my attention, The Post to concoct as flaming an ac­ reted hydrogen, carbonic oxide and acro-
See email bills for Programmee,
W ash.. C .G .D ixon,G en. A gt.,S pokane,W ash . No N. P. N. Ü. No. 603-8. F. N. Ü. No
living witnesses to the fact that, in all its
leine are some of the component parts. A
du st; rock-ballast track; fine scenery; palace
earlier stages, consumption is a curable ber, brush and trim, baste all over with and looking at the professor closely 1 count as I could contrive, and.1 think I
sleepin g and d in in g cars: bu ffet library cam
disease. Not every case, but a large p e r­ money, arrange in a luxurious west end recognized him. Professor Beda, tbe may say that it was strong. I may medical journal tells of a company of
fa m ily tourist sletp e rs; new equ ipm ent.
centage o f eases, and we believe, fully 9 $ bouse, surronnd with puff paste, then premier tight rope dancer of the world even ventnro to go farther and to say jokers who tried a pleasantry on a boy
Sleeping in one corner of their room. They
per cent, are cared by Dr. Pierce’s Golden
and champion prestidigitator of the that it was abont as glow in g as sneb held to the boy*s nose the smoke of a blown Itching Piles known by moisture like perspiration.cause
Medical Discovery, even after the disease serve np hot. W ill keep for months.”
intense itching when warm. This form and Blind, Bleed­
universe, was no other than Harry Beck­ uotices can be made. Repeated appli­ out candle. In a little while tbe boy fell ing or Protruding Piles y ie ld a t o n ce to
has progressed so far as to induce repeated
- f j. '-Bt Cough byrup. T seiea G oo d . U ae I
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er, who bad been a private in my com­ cations to Roget’s Thesaurus were neces­ fnto short breathing, trembling and which
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directly
on
parts
affected,
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tumors,
al­
Ï
cough with copions expectoration (includ
cramps and died in three days.— New lays itching, effecting a permanent cure. Price 6 c.
F op «o le by al 1 l>rnggl*U. 80 Cesta s battle, j
•ng tubercular matter), great loss of flesh D r . P r i c e ' « C r e a m B a k i n g P o w d e r . pany of Forest rangers during tbe war. sary. Gifford, who was reading my
Druggist« or mail. D r. Boesako, P U lada.i Pa.
“ S ir.” said be. " I am sorry to see so slips as I finished them, objected onf* York Timet.
PsrtS's Fair H lfhsrt Medal and O ptoma
In Urna 8rHd by druggiau
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