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T H E FENCING BE LLE S OF B O STO N . ■w m ROYAL Baking Powder Absolutely Pure T h e Boston g ir l m ore gra cefu l grow s. H e r blood in h ea lth ier h ea rt beats flows, Because the a rts o f fo il she knows. D ressed in becom in g fen cin g clothes. H e r broadsw ord read y fo r h er f.>es, Y ffth the new ex ercise she glow s. F a r from the en vious eyes o f beaux, A mask upon her p r e tty nose. She blushes lik e a sw eet June rose. —Boston T r a n s c r ip t THAT PICTURE. 8 T . P A T R I C K ’ S. yon an entrance into that gallery of art. In a word, I have come to buy Two St. Patrick’s days in succession— your ’ Crossing of the Red Sea.’ ” that of 1894 and 1895—have been remarka “ Cash?" said Marcel. A MESSAGE FROM S A N TA CLAUS. ble for being clear end cloudless. Never Or, in other words, Hood’s SarsnpariUr?, “ Cash,” responded tho Jew. making ! “ My little jrrl hns always hr.d a poor H e S en d s an Illu s t r a t e d A p o l o g y t o A l l theless, there were typical wind Hurries, is a ui iversal need. I f goo l health is to appetite. I hare given her Hood’s Sarsa the orchestra in his breeches pocket I D is a p p o in te d C h ild r e n . and while the old Saint is supposed to have lie expected dur.ng the coming *e.tson parilla and since I hr*ve give i it to her play a lively tune. H ello! H ello! This is the North driven out serpents, he has never succeed “ G oon , M edicis,” said Marcel, dis the blood must be i'trilled now. All the she has had a good appetite and she looks Pole and I am Mr. Clans— Santa Clans, ed in driving out rheumatism and like playing his painting. “ I wish to leave perms of disease must le cest*ove t and weil. 1 have been a g eat stillerer with you know. H ave I got the United pains and aches, which hold their own at to yonrself the honor of fixing the price this time of year. No, it has b en left to the bodily keakh built up. Hood’s Sar Ima rch.' and rheumatism. I have taken States? I have? W ell, that’s what I another Saint to accomplish this; St. Ja of this work, which is beyond all saparilla is flic only true blcoj purifier Hood's Sirsapa.iììa. 1 a n now well and want, for 1 wish to tel! the children all cobs Oil, and whenever used for rheuma price.” prominently in the pub'ic eye to 'ay. have gain«d in strength. My husband tism it cures promptly. Don’t trust the about something. W h at’s that? I can The Jew placed on the table 50 Therefore Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best w in very sick and all run down. I de not hear yon. Please do not yell so in ueatber. but have a bottle bandy all the crowns in beautiful new silver pieces. time. medicine to take in the spring. It will ci lesi to giro him Hood's Sa-sc.pariLa tho ’ phone. There, that's better. “ Go on ,” said M arcel; “ that is only help-wonderfully in cases of weakness and he l egan to gain, and now he bus What I wish to tell the children is that the advance guard.” .lervousne^s and all diseases caused by j got so he works every d .y .” — Mns. A ukik DEER HO R N S AS M EDICINE. I urn very, very sorry they did not And “ M. M arcel,” said Medicis, “ you mpure blood. D u n l a p . 3X5 E. 4th St., 8. B ston. Mass. in th< ir stockings all the presents they T h l . Q u e e r R e m e d y In I n I V l a t h e F l o w w ell know I shall add nothing. Reflect! ar k d me for before Christmas. 1 remem- e r y K in g d o m . F ifty crowns. That makes 150 trancs. ben d every one o f them and had them Deer horns aro used by the Chinese for T h at’s a sum, that is !” atll down in my hooks. Have you got medical purposes, and consequently tho “ A feeble sum,” replied the artist. all that? A ll right. I made the most valne to a Chinaman o f a pair of horns “ Why, know that my first word is al caretul preparations so that not a sin- depends npon tbe quantity o f the medic ways my last, merely in the robe o f my inal property contained in them. This Pharaoh there are 50 crowns’ worth of property, which may almost be called cobalt. Pay me at least tbe material. the “ virtue, ” is said to be greater in Equalize those piles, round up the fig the yonng horns, and to get rarer as the ures, and I w ill call yon Leo X . ” horns grow older. The deer from which “ H e ie ’s my last word,” said the tbe horns aro obtained are a true species Jew. “ I ’ll not add a son more, but 1 of deer, the females having no horns, offer a dinner to all of yon, various and this, as Darwin has pointed ont in wines at your own discretion, and at “ The Descent of Man,” is the case w ith S t a t x o r O h i o , C i t y o r T o l e d o ,I tbe dessert I ’ ll pay in gold .” L uca « C c k t y ( F8‘ ail kinds o f deer proper, the reindeer “ Does any gentleman wish to make F rank J. C hunky makes oath that he is only excepted. In substance the horns the senior nartner ot the firm >t F J. T h e L a rg e s t M a n u factu rers o f any further bid?” yelled Colline, rap _______________ . . __ d o in g bireinesB in t h e C it y are not horny ___________________________. like the horns of a cow or C h e n e y <fc C ping three times with his fist on the P U R E , H IC H C R A D E an antelope, hut are, when yonng, com- ! Toledo, County and State aforesaid a d table. “ Going, going, gone!” i , . B . lh a '- a ’d hrm will oav the sum o f ON It posed of a very delicate venous sub- HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every “ A greed ,” said Marcel. On thU Continent, fcare received stance, covered w ith a velvety coating, esse of Catarrh that cannot be cured hy “ I w ill send for the picture tomor and when old are osseous r a t h e r than t h e u se o f H a l l ’ s C a T i r r h C u b e . r o w ,” said tbe Jew. “ N ow let us FR ANK J. C H EN E Y. from tiic gnat g le child should be disappointed. I calln8 start, gentlemen; the table is la id .” 1 Sworn to before me and «nbscrihei in For some mouths after they begin 1 my presence, this ‘i.h day of D.Crniber, A. The four friends descended thescairs, had 20,000,000 o f little birds distrib- j singing the chorus from “ Lea Hugue nted through every town to report to growing they are very tender, and the D. 1886. me what presents the children were I deer, not liking to tonch them against nots.” “ A table, a table!” A. W . GLEASON. Eight days after that feast Marcel wishing for, and my books np here at | branches of trees or bnshes, a thing they Notary Public. the pole were kept by 10,000 o f tbe best > aro almost sure to do in the forest, w ill H ill’s Ca‘ arrh Cure i« taken internally learned in what gallery his picture had polar bear bookkeepers in the arctic , and acts directly on the blood and imiomu remain in the open, deserting cover, and taken its place. W hile walking through ^ Unlike the Dutrh Process, nn Alka li!.-* or other Chemical* or 1>TW are so many times exposing themselves to surfae»N o f the sys eni. Send for testi the Faubourg Saint Honoré he stopped regions. _ «aed in any ot their McMMHCfet monials, free But you know accidents w ill happen greater dangers than the ones they flee Thetr deli clou* B R E A K F A S T COCOA is absolutely in the midst o f a group that was gaz F. J. CH EN EY A CO., Toledo. O. pure and soluble, and coot» leas than one e m t a cup. Sold hy Druggists, 7 h . ing with curiosity at the banging o f a even in the very best regulated Santa from. A fte r a time, as the horns grow SOLO BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE. sign over a shop. That sign was none Claus fam ily. 1 came zipping down older, the velvet covering begins to peel M r « t I C « r o i c * —W lle v B. A llen ('o , t‘ e other than M arcel’s famous picture, from the pole in my sledge drawn by off, and w h ile doing so causes an irritat oldest, th e large«*, ‘.11 F ir*t St., Portland. WALTER BAKER & CO. DORCHESTER, MASS. Cui< kering. H ardm an, Fischer Piauos, Kstey sold by Medicis to a dealer in provi 50 reindeer, and v. as waking very good ing, itching feeling, that makes the deer O gans L w price-, easy ter ns. tim e— about 20 miles a minnte— when m b them against twigs, mossy bark or sions. Only, the “ Crossing of the Red l O - C K N T M I M C —.S rid lo r catalogues. Sea” had once more suffered a modifi the forty-seventh reindeer cast a shoe, any other yieldin g substance not hard i .•» and I had to drop down into tbe Maiue enough to hurt. This rubbing assists the After six years’ suffering. I was cured by cation and bore a new title. Some one DR. C U M u velvet to peel off, and the horns then Piso’s Cure.— M a r y T h o m p s o n *29 1 2 Ohio bad added to it a steamboat and bad woods to have the shoe put on again. KÎPBOYED I left my reindeer tied to a big tree enter tbe second or intermediate staga avenue, Allegheny, Pa., Ma ch 19, 1891. called it, “ A t the Port of Marseilles.” A flattering ovation arose among the and was walking through the forest for j They are no longer tender, nor are they T r y G i r m i a fo r b r e a k fa s t LIVER P IU S loungers when they discovered the a blacksmith when something dreadful | so hard as they eventually become, but happened. It would take too long to are still going through a process o f de painting. So Marcel turned away, de a kVLD lighted by this triumph, and murmur tell you about it, and as my artist | velopment. o n e p ris ts f o r a n o « r . friend, Frank Ver Beck, has made a Eventually their growth is perfected, A mor**-rient « I the bow. la c a d i dug is ntw---- * rr f - * ed,“ The v o iceof the people is the voice .......... health. J bene * pills pall* supply rappi y nu.a « n u tha tin «>n- m Ja ks to picture showing just what happened, 1 they stand for a time, are shed, to be re < n < - - - - - - cure - - - - H Head.« a a d a c h « . b r ig h t e r th a moka it inrular. They o f G od !” — Boston Transcript. hotter t hanooaoMtica. Urea, and clear the Complexion i betU send it to you by telephone. placed by new ones, and become the i Lice yon They neither e riw nor si.-ken. To i Kample free, or a full box for : t»c. . Soit* w _. _ Just take a good long look at the property of tbo first forester or hunter IN FAVOR O F HORSE M EA T. LOSANIkÔ l'hiUUaflpttftfck picture and then you w ill understand who has the good fortune to find them. V e te r in a r ia n s S ay T h e y K n o w o f N o O b why that horn, and that drnm, and that These shed horns, together w ith an> je c t io n to I t s Use. Ladies’ and Gents’ sled, and thoso mittens, and that candy, horns taken from deer when they were “ Shall we eat horse?” is a question and all the other presents yon wished approaching the tim e of shedding, have A ll S izes...A ll W e ig h ts which a Philadelphia newspaper has for were not in yonr stockings Christ reached the third or final stage and are C 1 C U 5 C IS T H E B E S T . $ 4 5 . $ 5 5 , $ 6 5 , $ 8 5 , $ IO O been putting to leading veterinarians. mas morning. Goodby! Ting-ling-ling! 9 0 O n V t f l 7 F O R A K IN S . tho least valuable.— Chinese Imperial W h ile none of them answered squarely S cond-hsn d W heels fo r sale and ex ch an ge i. c o r d o v a n ; E ar le H. E ato n . C u s to m s ._________________,_ rum en s, tNAMCutn c a l f in the affirmative, there was general P O O R IN IIK K U ! A S im p le T r ic k . concurrence in the opinion that horse [4*35? F inc C alf {¿K angaroo meat makes rather good eating at a Cut out a narrow strip of pasteboard * 3 50 POLICE,3 SOLES. T h e prospect o f re lief f-om ilrn-t c rn thsrties pinch. Francis Bridge said, “ The flesh and join the ends together to form a fo r | ersons Ir-u b e 1 w ith constipation s p*«tr little* 6 - T ru e th e y i c t lip itt Ih e bow els, b al is as nutritions and in flavor as good as hoop. On the inner side o f the hoop this they d o w ith vio len ce, ai d i n d r op ra ion that of the bovine, and I see no good fasten a small weight, such as a metal tends to'taeaken the ln tts 'ln i s. h i d i s nn jn d ! s 2.*I7*BOYS'SCHOOLSHOE1 L A D IE S * reason to interdict its nse as human button or a hit of sealing wax. Con i la! to the store** ‘h. Ilostetter'a sto-onoii Hit t*rs is stt effectu al ls x s 'iv e . M il it n i t er food.” W. L. Zu ill declared that he struct an inclined plane by placing a Rrip s no c n ' ebb s. P u rh e r m o re t p r o m o t -s would eat it in preference to pork. It Hat ruler on a table, with one end rest- d ire s lio n and h reKD'sr a t t io n o f the lit e r mid the kidneys. It is stt elttiten hsrr er >■* luat is “ more juicy and of better flavor than i ing on a slight elevation, such as r. pile and rem edy tor msiurbil coint -1 in ts mid theu- Q 7 S S I9 8 E X » BROCKTON.MASS. ox flesh,” ho said. S. J. J. Hargar, of hooks. Place the hoop on the incline m atism , at d Is o f (treat benefit to t' e weak, tier [ Send lo r catalogue FR E E . L iv e s g s wauted Over One Million People wear the ton s and aired. As a la ed 'clu t 1 a 'fim ila n l it can- j who had once eaten a mule tenderloin, in such a position that the weight may not be surpassed. P * ' s c U s co rd ia lly n cotn - found it inferior in fiber and taste to be slightly in front o f the highest point m* nd it, am i its prt fc-slon al in dorsem ent is fu lly bortte out by tatp iia r ex p etieti e. A p p e beef. [ of the hoop, in the direction o f the top tite and sleep nrp lio h im p r o ic d by this agree .*27 W ash in g to n St , I’ u U T L A N I ) , O K . A ll our shoes are equally aatlsfactory They fiv e the beet value for the money. able invtgnrunt an 1 a lterative. E. M. Michiner thought that horse o f the incline. They equal custom shoes in style and tit. Their wearing qualities are unsurpassed. flesh was not injurious to “ human On releasing the hoop it w ill be found D R . L IE B IG & C O ., The prices ara uniform,— stamped on m tru th irie u d (aince b e k f*st tim e )— health, ” and he pointed ont that nei to at once roll np the incline, in seem M Forty , M orton, w hat a dreadfu l co ld y u ve got. $i to $3 saved over other mrkea. Spaili Delon for Chroaic, Printe Prom ther tuberculosis, actinomycosis or tr i ing defiance o f the law o f gravity. It W hat a e you ta kin g fo r it? M orton <Hoarsel>) If your dealer cannot supply you we can. —A d v i c e . ________________________ china was found in the horse, the ex w ill increase the mystery i f instead of tod Wasting Diseases. ception being noted that rare cases of a hoop a round pasteboard box is used, Dr. Liebig's In vlgorator the g eatest rem edy for ATH LETES. Seminal Weakness. Loss o f Man food and Private tuberculosis had been r ¡corded. John | having a sim ilar weight on the inside. Diseases, Overcomes Premature ness and prepares One a n d a ll b e a r w it n e s s t o A l l c o c e ' s all for marriage life ’s duties, pleasures and respon W. Gadsden believed that the flesh of I — Once a Week. sibilities; f l trial buttle given or sent free to any [ P o a o u s P l a s t e r s as in v a lu a b le fo r t b e ir one describing sym ptom s; call or address 400 Geary young horses properly cooked was good T a d p o le s , T o a d s a n d F ro g s . 8t., private entrance 405 Mason Kt.. San Francisco I f you use the 1‘ctnluni® p u rp o s e s . for man, and he thought that i f horses When frogs and toads are very yonng. Incubators fi Bioodcrs got much cheaper “ there would be a j J a n ie s R o b in s o n , t h e a t h le t ic t r a in e r a t M ake m oney w h ile great temptation to try it. Samuel C. i they are called tadpoles. They first ap- i P r in c e t o n C o lle g e , P r in c e t o n , N. J ., s a y s : , , ! D IR E C T IO N S - fo r using oth er* a re w asting tim e b y old processes. Weber said: “ The flesh o f the horse ixar to be nothing hut head and ta il; ; “ I h a v e fo u n d i t im p e r a t iv e t o h a v e p u r e ( B A L M . — A}<p!y Catalog tel is a ll about seems to remain tender w ith age and I then, in a few days, four legs appear, a n d s im p le r e m e d ie s o n h a n d in c a s e o f n partie'e o f the Balm vei/| it,and describes every and then the tail disappears and the \ cu ts, b ru ises, s t r a in s , s p r a in s , Colds, rh e u - vj> into th r no A r i l » . A ftr r a rticle needed fo r the, lias a more pungent savor than that of pou ltry buaiuess. j m a t inn. e tc . S n o r t ly a f t e r e n t e r in g u p o n „ momtml drnu. , tr0„„ little creature becomes a perfect frog. other animals. From these superior \ n\y p r o fe s s io n , I d is c o v e r e d su ch a r e m e d y ; The “ E R IE ” qualities it may readily he seen w hy it In the tadpole state they live under wa in A l l c o u r ’ s P o r o u s P l a n t e r *. I t r ie d TJ*0 * " through the twee m echanically th e best three t i m e » a - d y.fll *ft should bo more digestible than other ter, but when they liecome frogs they can o t h e r p la s t* r s , b u t fo u n d t h e m t o o h a rsh meals -preferred, ana b>for .wheel. Prettiest model. a n d ir r it a t in g . A l l c o c k s P o r o u s P l a s only stay under the water a short time. meat, which often comes from animals During five or six years Marcel had worked at that famous painting which be affirmed should represent the cross kO The official ing of the Red sea, and for five or six r e p o r t show s years this masterpiece o f color had been obstinately refused by the jury at the ROYAL BAKING annual salon. PO W D ER chemically So, from force o f habit in going and pure, yielding 160 cubic coming so often from tho studio to the mnsee and from the musee to the inches of leavening gas per studio, the picture knew the road so ounce, which was greatly in ex well that, if one had set it on wheels, it would have been able to go all alone to cess of that shown by a r y other, and the Louvre. more than 40 per cent, above the average. Marcel, who had ten times repainted and rearranged this canvas from top to bottom, attributed to a personal hostil ity of the members of the jury against Hence Royal Baking Powder makes the light himself the ostracism which rejected est, sweetest and most wholesome food. it annually from the Square salon, and in his idle moments he had com posed in honor of the Cerberuses of the ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL S T , NEW-YORK. institute a little dictionary of curses 7fr with some illustrations of a savage fe rocity. This collection, which had be come celebrated, had obtained in the studios and at the School c f the Fine T H E M EXICAN MISSION. Arts the popular success which is at M a tt W . R a n so m , t h e N e w M in is te r , H a s tached to the immortal complaint of S e r r e d T w e n t y - t h r e e Y e a r s as S en a to r. Jean Belin, painter in ordinary to the STO R Y OF A W OMAN T O W HOM Matt W. Hansom, the new United States grand sultan of Turkey. A ll the daub minister to Mexico, Is one of the veterans ers o f Paris bad a copy o f it in their N O IS E W A S T O R T U R E . of the U n it e d memory. States s e n a t e , For a long tim e Marcel was not dis Slit, Siaya T h a t S h e I V a . P ro .tria te .l b y where for 23 years th e Lean t E x c ite m e n t- P h y s ic ia n , he represented his couraged by the determined rejections native state of which he received at each annual ex B a ffle d b y H e r C a s e . North Carolina. hibition. He was comfortably settled F rom the Gate C ity , KeoknV, la .) He was born in in the opinion that his picture was, in Warren county in its least proportions, the long sought Mrs. Helen Myers whose home is Ht 1836, received an for pendant to the “ M arriage Feast at 3515 Vernon avenue, Chicago, and academic educa Cana, ” that gigantic masterpiece whose whose visit to Keokuk, la ., w ill long tion, was graduat be remembered, was at one tim e a f brilliant Bplendor the dust of three cen ed from the Uni flicted w ith a nervous malady which versity of North turies has not been able to tarnish. So, at times drove her nearly to distraction. Carolina in 1847 every year at the epoch of the salon, “ Those terrible headaches are a thing and htonme an at Marcel sent bis picture to be examined MATT W. RANSOM, o f the past,” she said the other day to torney and coun- by the jury. Only— in order to throw a (fate C ity representative, "an d there telor the same year. Hn was elected at the examiners off the semt and to try torney general of North Carolina in 1852 to baflle them in their preconceived de is quite a story in connection w ith it, gnd served three years. In 1858, 1859 and termination to exclude it, v hich preju too.” 1860 he was a member of the North Caro dice they seemed to have against the M y nervous system sustained a great lina legislature, and as a peace commis shock some fifteen years ago, brought sioner from North Carolina to the congress “ Crossing of the Red Sea” — without on I believe through too much w orry of southern states in Montgomery, Ala., changing anything in the general com ing over fam ily matters and then a l in 1861, was a strong advocate of a peace position o f the painting, be modified low ing my love for my books to get the ful settlementof the ‘ irrepressible conflict certain details and changed the title of better of m y discretion where my health between the north and the south.” When his picture. Thns, one year it came was concerned. W h y, whenever m y the war began, however, be followed tha before the jury under the name o f “ The But Pha affairs at home did not go along just stars and bars and served as lieutenant Crossing of the Rubicon. ” colonel, colonel, brigadier general and as I expected, I would invariably oe- major general and surrendered with Lee raoh, badly disguised under Caesar’s come prostrated from the excitement at Appomattox. He was a gallant soldier mantle, was instantly recognized and re and I would consider m yself fortunate and a hard fighter and was as popular with jected with all the honors due him. The follow ing year Marcel threw indeed if the effects o f the attack would his men as he has since been in the senate. not remain fo r a week. I was obliged In tho spring of 1864, when General Hoke npon tbe foreground of his canvas a lay to give up our pleasant home not far recaptured Plymouth, N. C., Hansom's er of white paint to represent snow, from the Lake shore drive, because I brigade made a most heroic charge upon planted a tree in one corner, and dress the breastworks of the town and carried ing up an Egyptian in the uniform of could not stand the noise of the local them, but left 500 dead and wounded on the imperial guard of France he bap- ity. I could find no place in the city the field. which I deemed suitable to one whose After the war the late Zebulon B. Vance I tized his picture “ The Crossing of the nervous system was always on the point was elected to the senate, hut as his war Beresina. ” The jury, which had rub of explosion. T o add to m y m isfor disabilities prevented him from serving bed up its spectacles that day upon the tunes my complexion nderwent a change Mr. Hansom was elected to fill his term. tails of its green palmed coats— on and I looked so yellow and sallow that He worked faithfully to procure the re official occasions the members of the moval of Vance's disabilities, and, it is institute wear dress coats having green I was ashamed to venture frem the said, divided his first year's salary with palms embroidered on the lapels and house at all. the iatc senator. Ho took his seat April “ M adam ," said m y doctor to me soon 24, 1872, and remained in the senatorial collars— was not duped by this new ruse. It recognized perfectly the obsti- after an unusually severe attack o f the harness until March 4, 1895. malady, “ unless yon leave the city and Senator Hansom is admirably equipped | nate canvas, especially by a big devil seek some place of quiet, you w ill for any diplomatic position. He is thor of a many colored horse that pranced never recover. ” “ So I concluded I would oughly conversant with the Greek and ; about on top of a wave of the Red sea. visit m y uncle, who lives in Dallas Latin classics, speaks Spanish and French, j The dressing of this hoise served Mar- has a wide knowledge of international law ¡ cel for all his experiments in coloring, County, la., and whose farm would and diplomatic usages and is a splendid and in his everyday speech he called it surely be a good place for one in m y type of the courtly old time southern gen ‘ a synoptical tftblcauof fine tones, ” be pitiable condition. I picked up the tleman. His never failing courtesy and Gate C ity one day, and happened to kindness have made him one of the most cause it reproduced all the most varied come across an interesting recital of popular men in tho senate. Mr. Hansom combinations o f color w ith their plays the recovery of some woman in N ew has six adult sons and one daughter, and o f light and shade. But once more, Y ork State who was afflicted as I had his handsomo wife was Miss Hattie Emm, nnmoved by this fine detail, the jury tho belie and heiress of Northampton had not black balls enough to fu lly ex beeu. This woman had been cured by county, N. C. Mr. Hansom w ill be suc Dr. W illia m s’ Pink P ills for Pale Peo ceeded in the senate by Marion Butler, the press their feelings in rejecting " The ple. I thought that i f Pink P ills cured young Populist and Farmers’ Alliance Crossing of the Beresina.” which are prematurely as w ell as ex “ Very w e ll,” said Marcel, “ I ’ ll waitl that woman they m ight do the same leader. cessively fattened. In Europe, where Tho salary of tho Mexican minister is Next year 1 shall send it again under ! raw meat is prescribed by physicians, it for me. I began to take the pills ac the title o f the ‘ Passage des Panora 117,500 a year. cording to directions and I began to j is generally that of the horse. They mas. ’ ” feel better from the start. A fte r I had claim it is more healthy for those un A few days later, and when Macrel DIDN’T HAVE AN Y U SUAL BRAND. taken several boxes of them I was ready dergoing severe muscular exercise and had already forgotten terrible threats to go back to Chicago. M y nervousness more nutritions for the weak and anae- H e w a C o u n t r y C o u sin M a d e M is e r a b le a of vengeance be had ottered against his was gone and m y complexion was fresh I mio. ” N e w ly M a d e M an A b o u t T ow n . persecutors, he received a visit from as that o f any 16-year-old g irl in Iowa Alexander Glass sounded a warning When aimdaptive young man from the Father Medicis. Thus the bohemians and Pink P ills is what pnt the color in the follow in g experience: “ In two far corner of some N ew England or west had nicknamed a Jew named Solomon, in m y cheeks. N o wonder I am in instances, when I ate horseflesh, I found ern state lives for a time in N ew York who at that epoch was w ell known to such high spirits and feel like a prize ; the meat very tender and rather pleas and absorbs enough of its atmosphere to all members o f artistic and literary Bo fighter. And no wonder I lik e to come ant to the tasto. A t the time I could gain the prestige of a regular boulevard- hemia, with whom he was in perpetual to Keokuk, for i f it had not been for not shako off tho thought, ‘ What i f this ier, i t ’s pretty hard now and again to relations. Pere Medicis did business P ink P ills bought from a Keokuk firm horse had incipient glanders?’ for some have old times thrust upon him in the in all sortsof bric-a-brac. H e sold com of that meat was very rare.” Several I would not have been alive now, person of a prim itive cousin or brother- plete sets of furniture at from 13 francs years ago Dr. Huidekoper of Philadel laughingly concluded the lady. in law, whom he is bonnd in conscience np to 3,000. He bought everything and phia invited some members of the P h il Dr. W illia m s ’ Pink P ills contain all to entertain. A case of this kind occur knew bow to sell it again at a profit. adelphia club and of tho City troop to a the elements necessary to g ive new life red recently, in which the artless rel The exchange bank o f M. Proudhon dinner, at 'ho conclusion of which he and richness to the blood and restore ative saw nothing but a screamingly was a very little affair compared to the announced to his guests, who were much shattered nerves. They are for sale by funny lapse of memory, w h ile the man system applied by Medicis, who pos pleased with tho repast, that they hail all druggists, or may be had by m ail abont town found a mortification there sessed the geni ns o f traffic to a degree dined off the carcass of his old white from Dr. W illia m s’ Medicine Company, in which was pretty hard to live never before attained by even tho most horse Fedora Schenectady, N . Y ., fo r 50 cents per through able of his fellow believers. His shop, box, or six boxes for $2.50. A complete deliverance o f the bump which was situated in the Place du W ily Reynard. kin into the hands of the outfitter made Carrousel, was a fairyland where one Thoso fam iliar w ith tho “ Fables of him presentable, and then there was the found everything to lie desired. A ll D O N ’T GORGE YO UR SELF. ^ s o p ” w ill remember the reputation little bachelor dinner at a F ifth ave- the products of natnre, all the creations which Reynard bears among the rest of S o m e S ou n d A d v ic e o n t h e S u b je c t o f F o r d s nuo hotel given by the swell to all the of art, all that comes forth from the the animals. It is questionable whether a n d F e e d in g . smart men, who wanted “ to meet your bowels o f the earth andol genius, Med- any w ild creature can compete with the The vast m ajority of people are abso consin, don’ t yon know.” M s made o f it an object o f negotiation. fox in craftiness. T o look at him gen lutely wrong on the subject o f feeding. A ll went merry until the wine list His business touched everything, ab They thiuk that rich and luxurious peo came forth. T o be sure, the bumpkin solutely everything that exists; he erally, even in his ordinary habits, lie ple, feeding on the richest and most talked too lond and refused to under dealt ever, in the ideal. Medicis bought exhibits an amount of cleverness which luxurious foods, aro the most fortunate stand any monitory wink, but then he ideas in order to exploit them himself astonishes one. Should a fox catch a hedgehog, whose spines effectually pro and healthy people. I assure you it is said nothing too badly out o f place. or to sell them again. Known to all tect him from most of his enemies, he just the reverse. I am the director o f an “ W hat wine w ill yon have?” said the the litterateurs and all the artists, an does not waste time, as a fox terrier insurance company and am obliged often cousin, addressing him. intimate o f tho palette and a fam iliar w ill do, in endeavoring to worry his to form an estimate of the commercial “ H aw ! Haw I I don’ t know, Consin friend o f the w ritin g desk, he was the value of life. If, then, two persons of Dick, anything abont tho wine. Y ou 'll Asmodeus o f tho art. He would sell prey. H e merely rolls him to the near est water, knowing that a drop or two the same age and constitutional build have to settle that yourself. ” yon some cigars for the plot of a novel, w ill cause the animal to relax his hold. come for calculation as to the monetary “ Shall we begin on a bottle o f Sau- some slippers for a sonnet, some fresh It is a rare thing to catch one in a value of their future lives, and i f one terne?” fish for paradoxes; he chatted “ by the trap laid at tho door of his “ earth” be rich and luxurious and the other be “ Lordy, how can I tell I Anything hour” w ith writers whose business it competent and frugal, frugal even to ab you lik o!” shontedthe red checked, bul was to relate in the newspapers the even. I f ho is insido when tho trap is stemiousness, I would value the life of let headed youth, who couldn’ t make scandal o f society; he would procure set, he waits until somo other animal tho frugal person as 20 per cent at least head or tail of the winks and looks of you places in the galleries o f the house springs it and then emerges to eat the better than that of the rich and luxuri deadly warning emanating from tb* of parliament and invitations to private victim and the bait. Only when driven hy the terrible pangs of hunger w ill ho ous person. swell s eye. soirees; he lodged by the night, the tempt fate in his own person. Most an Dives dies in plenty, Lazarus in pov People at adjoining tables pricked up week or the month the wandering daub erty. Do not die like Lazarus i f you can their ears in amused curiosity, while the ers who paid him in copies of the works imals gorge themselves when they are fortunato enough to come across a super help it, and do not die like Dives i f you guests at tho table looked a trifle dis of Flavius Josephus. abundance of food. N ot so with Reynard, have the opportunity, but find the happy concerted at the bumpkin’s noise. On entering the home of tho bohe j Should lie find a poultry yard w ell condition, easy enough to find i f you “ W h at,” said the swell, firm ly plant- mians, with that intelligent air which stocked and i l l protected he fills his determine to learn how on least food ing his index finger on the word “ Me- yen can do the most and best work. doc” and glaring at tbe youth mes- distinguished him, the Jew divined larders first N or does he, as the prov Nev er eat until you are satiated, never merically, so that he m ight understand that he had arrived at a propitious mo erb says, “ put all his eggs in one bas He puts one fow l in a hedge, eat in the day one heavy meal, but d i and repeat it, “ do yon generally take?” ment. In fact, the four friends found ket.” themselves at that moment met in coun hides another in a bush, places a third vide your food into three light meals, “ U sually!” shouted tho youth. “ Haw, equally distributed as to time and quan haw, liaw l Isn’t that great? Usually cil. and under the presidency of a fe ro in a hole in a tree, rapidly digs a cavity tity. Eat slowly, take small mouthfuls, nothing! O f course! Never see wine. cious appetite they were discussing the for a fourth and covers it np again, re masticate, or chew, your food well, How conld I? Yon know that, Consin grave question o f bread and meat. It membering in eacli case where his stores touch your food w ith your fingers as lit Dick, as w ell as I d a Y on never saw was on a Sunday, and the end o f the are concealed. And when his supplies tle as possible, do not cry out for animal wine at home, and now N ew York month! Fatal day and sinister date! aro sufficient in his own estimation he food more than twice a day at most, makes yon forget all about it. Usually! The entrance of Medicis was therefore takes a fine fat chicken or duck to his have all animal food w ell cooked and Haw, haw !” and the terrible youth greeted with a joyous chorus, for they “ earth” for present enjoyment knew that tbe Jew was too m iserly of do not forget fru it as food. stretched ont at fn ll length and roared L o o k in g B a c k w a rd . In Queen Elizabeth's time the orange, satisfactorily for about five minutes, his tim e to spend it in visits o f mere The superstition o f the ill lack of the golden fru it of the Hesperides, might while a sense of frozenness stole over politeness. Therefore his presence al looking backward or returning is a find its way to the queen's table, but his consin, and tbe swells looked on in ways announced an affair ot business. “ M. M arcel,” said Medicis, “ I have very ancient one, originating doubtless such fruit was indeed scarce. Joints of amnsed pity. come here solely to make your fortune. from L o t’s wife, who “ looked back meat were cut up with the fr ill o f pa That frozen cousin is dead henceforth per round the end of the join t to hold to fam ily ties in so far as dining social That is to say, I'v e come to o C jt you a from behind him ” when he was led by by, forks being unknown, and her loyal recruits is concerned, at least.— N ew superb chance to enter the artistic an angel outside the doomed city of the world. Art, as you w ell know, M. plain. In Roberts’ “ Oriental Illustra snbjects, a short lived race, knowing lit York Herald. Marcel, is an arid road o f which glory tions” it is stated to be “ considered ex tle how to make the most o f life in the ceedingly unfortunate in Hindoostau for is the oasis.” B a l t i m o r e ’ s N e w M o n u m e n t. matter of feeding and drinking, suffered “ Pere M edicis,” said Marcel, on the men or women to look back when they Baltimore is abont to pnt np another from diseases which were of tho reost avoidable as w ell as objectionable char monument. The young Irish are at the hot coals of impatience, “ in the name leave tbeir honse. Accordingly, i f a acter. We, fortunately, live in a differ head of the movement, and they have o f 50 per cent, you venerated patron man goes ont aud leaves something be hind him which his w ife knows he w ill ent reign. W e have frn it galore and not yet decided on the hero to honor. So saint, be b rie f!” “ This is the affair,” said Medicis. want, sho does not call him to turn or have clean forks, instead of dirty fin far the vote favors, in the order named, gers, to raise onr food with, two advan Emmet, O’Connell, Grattan, Tone, Burke “ A wealthy lover o f paintings who is look back, but takes or sends it after tages equally sweet and wholesome, and Parnell, and the choice w ill be made making a collection of pictures destined him, and i f somo great emergency obliges though so different in kind.— Sir B. W. from this half dozen. Contrary to the to make the tour o f Europe has order him to look back he w ill not then pro order o f such things, the money is al ed me to procure for him a series of re ceed on the business he was about to Richardson in Longman's Magazine. markable works. I have come to offer transact ” — Exchange. ready provided.—Baltimore Letter. e ^ G° Ve \<V \ Í? \3 A WOMAN’S NERVES FOR LITTLE FOLKS. 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I n “ s p r in t ” a n d “ d is t a n c e -’ ra ce s a n d I ju m p in g , t h e m u s c le s o r te n d o n s in t h e 1 Jg 8 a n d fe e t s o m e t im e s w e a k e n . T h is can I in v a r ia b ly be r e lie v e d b y c u t t in g t h e p la s t e r in n a r r o w s trip s , s o as to g i v e fr e e m o tio n . a n d a p p ly in g o n m u s c le s a ffe c t e d .” B k a n d r k t h ’ s P i l l s r e c t ify t h e s e c re tio n s . E d ito r— W hat m akes yon ► peak o f the crow d at u va riety »h o w nn a “ polish ed au dience’ ’ ? ¡-cr bbler - I got a peek at tne ; bald heads in the fron t row . K K W A It l>. 'W e a re Pacific Coast \gen»s. B icycle enta logu e,m ailed free,g ive« fu lldeserln tion . price*, etc., a g e n t s w a n t e d CATARRH E L Y ’ S C R E A M B A L M Opens and cleanses the Nasal Passage«, A lla ys Pain aud In fla m m a tion, Heals th e Sores, Protects th e Mem brane from colds, Restores the Senses o f Taste a: d Sm ell. T h e Balm Is q u ic k ly absorbed aud gives re lie f at once. A p a rticle is a p plied in to each n ostril, and is agreeable. P rice, 60 cents at D ru ggists’ o r by E L Y BRO TH KKH , mail. 66 W arren Street, N ew Y o rk . P E T A L JM A IR CUB A TOR CO., Pe ts l«m ft,C tl. B r a n c h H o u s e , 231 s M ain st., L o s AngeT áMERICIN TYPE FOUNDERS’ CO. P A L M E R ¿L R E Y BR A F CM A SURE CURE FOR PILES I Itching Piles known by S M hkm likn perspiration caam i ntcnsM itching when warm. 1 iiiaforman(lBlind,Blaed« • A or Protruding Piles y ie ld uK o u c e tu --------------------- D M . E O - S A N - K O ’S F I L E »1 0 Reward fo r in fo r m a t io n as t o t h e j p r e s e n t w h e re a b o u ts , o r d ^ a th o f A n s e l REM EDY, Druggists or mad. D r. Busuoko, i ’h&lada...Pa. White, who left Biota Crci, Cal., in ls d o .____________________________________ A lo r e s 4 W m . P i rrep o n t VVhlte, P a la c e Hotel, San Francisco, Cal. NKW W AY E A S T —N O DUST. Go Kant from Portland, Pendleton. Walla Walla via O. R. & N. to Spokane and Great Northern Railway to Montana. Dakotas, St. Paul. Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, St L mis, East and South. Rock-ballast track; fine scenery: new equipment Great North ern Palace Sleepers and Diners; Family Tourist C an; Bullet-Library Can. Write C. C. Donovan, General Agent, Portland, Oregon, or F. I. Whitney, G. P. T. A., St. Paul, Minn., for Drinted matter and in formation abo it rates, routes, etc. who was born ou March 1, 1887. There are three other children— a daughter and tw o Bons. The new duke succeeds to the position o f premier duke, mar quis and earl in the peerage o f Ire land. Fur the benefit o f onr little read ers we present herewith a full length ture o f the yonng peer. F ifte e n ! D o lly ’ s lo v e ly h air F lo a ts tow a rd her feet, D o lly 's g irlish sk irt Show s her a nk les neat; S h e w ill a lw a y s taste S orrow in h er cup. T ill her sk irt is dow n A n d h er h air is up! D o lly w aits and w aits. W ith im p atien t pain. T ill she sees h erself G lo ry in g in a train; T ill th e happy hour F ills w ith jo y her cup. W h en her skirt is dow n A n d h er h air is up! —N e w Y o rk Tribu ne. P r e v e n t io n o f D isea se . It is true that the verification o f the germ origin of disease has thrown very little light on tbe subject of curing dis ease. The microbe evaded discovery until the midday of science and seems able yet to evade its euemies. But the discovery has made tbe prevention of disease a cer tainty. The microbe can be prevented from transportation and can be prevented from germination in soil, air, water and organic matter. The general public, however, are not yet ready to do this work. They do not appreciate its importance or their priv ileges. No doubt the time will come when the preventible diseases will be prevented, and the necessity of cure will be supiraed ed.— Dr. Leslie E. Keeley. K n e w B is B n sin eM . “ T h at’s the seventh tim e this morn in g,” said tbe shoe merchant as a cus tomer left the store, “ that yon told me in a tone of voice that couldn’t escape being overheard that a woman remind ed yon of ‘ Trilby. ’ ” “ Y es,” replied the new clerk, "and that’s the seventh woman that I ’ve sold a pair of shoes to .” — Washington Star D r. P r ic e ’ s C r e a m B a l i n g P o w d e r. World*! Fair Highatl M,dal and O ptoma. U * « y «a r wa*omm«ne»4 * n * U S o r . U p U n o f a d v r r t f i i « trot tw-fore w e w ere h a lf through. ® l K A IM K K T IS E J IK M 8 U IS A IT R A K K U . W h y T B m w W E » l-KIt O V X im H E L IM .il W IT H Rt S IVE SS. There w m but one thiuy to do w ithdraw the advertising an d devote every energy to filling ih e o rd er' w it'i which w e w ere flooded T hi* w e did. and handled with reasonuhle prom ptness a most unprecedented year's business. W IT H K RLAK UK D KACTOKIRS« list K M 8 U I E *t IL IT IE S , A M I T W K S T 1 K K A M 'II IIO I SES FR O M W i lli II TO I»IN T K I B I T E O l R UO O D n , W E I AS NOW ( AKK FO R A L L W HO CORK. La it year w e could not reduce prices l>e< a use we wer# i pc I led in some w ay to lim it the dem and f <r Aermotor good', w ould have l>een satisfied with low er prices, but why create heaviest purchases o f steel and m alarial bought in America this year, and at unprecedented prices, an d have made terms to dealers which enable them to make unprecedented prices. In quality, character, variety, finish, and acceasibiluy to fu ll stock o f yoods an d repairs, w e are without competitor*. In our plan o f a d v e r t in g last year, w e proponed to fu rnish a feed cutter u nder certain conditions for » ! ', Kor reason* a* eied above we did not complete t b e advertising, and the feed cut ter w «s not put out. We now pro|K>ee to make am end* m the fo llo w in g m anner: W e w II announce in this p s | «r onr M W A L k -S T E R L VERT 8 ( P L K IO K » E L D ( tT T E M , « O K I H $ 4 0 »'$10 The fear of pain and the dangers of parturition fill many a woman's breast with dis may. There is no reason why childbirth should be f r a u g h t wi t h danger and distress. It is a natural function, and should be performed in a natural way without un due suffering. Nature never intended iliat women should be tortured in this way. Taken during gestation Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription robs childbirth o f its d-.ngers to both mother and child, by preparing the system for delivery, thereby shortening labor, lessening pain and ab breviating the period of confinement. Lipman- Wolfe & Co. P O R TLA N D O R E C O N ... Have just received a full line of BEST IN THE WORLD I t * , w en* t u g q u a l i t e- h i - u ti«ttrpa w e«l,a ctu a lly ou tla stin g tw<> boxt-ft o f ntiv n tlx r brand. Free from A n im a l n il* . T I f K O K K U IM t. K K S A K E B Y O REG O N A N il f # * W A M IIM .T < lN M H IU IU Y T I and Healer* generally. i;s j Fill Your Own Teeth ; * ks . wmstow $ s,.u. SOOTH I ’ ■ St .7.» scita Vy si. I i s i i a P. N. U. No. Aermotor C o ., M A iffrw ii *m fiH H M,tA I MALARIA I T h ree dose* o n ly . T ry It. SI Cau.« ft a^4V, S. F. 59J N. U « in *6 9 DO YO U F E E L BAD? LHiKh Y O llk BAL K srhe? Doe* every step Bearn a barelen* V o n im ! M O O R E ’S REVEALED REM EDY “ W H E R E D IR T G A TH ER S , W A S T E R U LES .” G R E A T SA VIN G B u ttons........ AXLE FRAZER CREASE cash w ith or-ler, f. o. b. Chicago O nly o n * to one person, he to furnish addresses o f ten n eighbor* w ho ought to have some BAYE PHOE L E A TH E R thing in o ur line. Cut. description a n d f u ll inform al.on re garding it w ill appear soon. H a lly d t f td l o u tfit». T h e te m p io e r r ee x ir e p r ir t m / o f t r in J ^ d e a le r to over h o . </e ia lio n o n th r p o r t o f th e • th e lé g itim a it g rea t. f l i t a t i t M to ’ p r i c e U $ 10 c le a r ( I p r o f i t to th * k l A o l you g et th* d e a le r . T o b e sw re ^ proj>er pri< e a n d n r ii- ■ e ie , ir r ite mo o f A «k for Dyke's Diamond o r t .v a l b oV * aud I n y o u r >1 m l * a n d ffou . . b o protected We vo lvin g H p H h Im la in * are wm! h ich a F- r naie are. and alw ays have been™ believers in lo w prices, by leading shoe dealers E ore* a Hole < o 24 E rout Because of the p ro d ig io u s « a output o f o a r factories we Portland, o r A gen ts whiiteo. T e pftory sre enabled to have spec is lo o l* fo r each piece, ai d street fur sala on it to m erely pn king up thus reduce the hand labi do w n again. So sm all has the m aterial and laying it I I f y o u w a n t w o r k , ..r « » 1 o r g a ( s e a I d ir e , w r i t e i on th * material which ws become the cost o f labor put I t o t h e o r d e r o f F r a u n a l A r g o n a u . I t o n t u - k 7 a d »e ll that it is not w orth I mentioning. W # have be- M . D o n o h u e b u i l d i n g , H a n I r a t e lo c o C’a. material in the country; come the largest dealer* in I the material, o f course, he- f in g mad# np In the form of pletion w indm ills, low er* »trel galvaniced-after-c pum ps, etc., To such sn ■'tilting and fixed), tank*.I and to such an extent has extent has this become true, I on thnt account th * voi- . the price o f our goods (a n d l _ dcred com petit vf| |mpo*. unie o f our businees ren- I T o o l It »aliase s t o p - LI. OBhCKNHfi A RE B I I l ' G S.Mel, that KOI R I.AMGK w| p a in a n d d - e s v . L a -» * T il Kilt T O W E R S OK I S T H IS Y E t R T H F Y OO I T RE. a l i f e t i m e . M n f e d , 60 r\ CAUSE H E R AK E T H E O S I-Y A B S O L U T E L Y R E LIA B L E AKII s a k e t o w m i : b e t m m e t h e y c a r b i Y OK 1 M C H EAPER K. H. G Hum. C«kU? CN. T l l t N T H E Y CAR B U1LO ; K M Al ME W E ALOtiE AKE PRE. PARK» T O «A L Y A R IX E 1 Y E K V T H I » « A F T E R IT IS I O N . P LK TED. AM > CO M P LE T E E V E R Y T H IN G EXACTLY R IC IIT . Then# concerns are wise, for, eve i though they may M furnish the best o f wheels, the n heel w ill have the beat o f sup ports. Send to us your nam e an d addreas. and lh o « e o f your neighbors w ho may need som ething in our line, an d t* eveby do them s good turn. T be A erm ot-r Co. la one o f the mo*t auergas- , “ r e a C H I L D * . * T . C T K I K -3 fu l im«mess enterprise* w h ’ch ha* heen launched in recent times In succeeding advert la m en ts w ill he discuaaed and made clear the line* on which that tucceea ha* been w orked out. li was done by a fa rm er's boy, A careful fo llo w ing o f these ad* verti*emerits m » - «nggeet to some other fa im e r * boy a eai I ■ Tailors' Linings, Findings and C o r . S e c o n d a u d S ta r k M is., P o r t l a n d . O r . RESULTS FROM TH E USE OF SAPOLIO Purchased under the new tariff, We are enabled to give the V e r y B e s t Prices... = Send for Samples LÓ P I S O ’S C U R E FOR ■ Cough ¿yrup. Tantea Croud. U se I M In tune. Sold by druggists. W R I T E FOR O U R P R I C E - L I S T OF GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS mm i mu % nn hr FiinuT st dhoti tun no