Cottage Grove echo=leader., January 12, 1895, Image 4

_
tggggg a55.qa53SB5a355H555B3BSasa55550B5B5S5a5B5g55 STS
OUSEKEEPERS
A D E S C E N D A N T O F G EO R G E IV.
 NOVELTY IN STRIPES
Some writer very aptly likens the nerves
to electric wires, and the general working
One o f the most interesting and roman­ of their system to that of electric care. A
tic figures in English history was the man who “ slips his trolley “ like Mr. Jere­
beautiful woman who was for many year* miah Eney, 1812 W . Lombard St., Balti­
known as Mrs. Fitzherbert, and who be-
more, Md , will need something better than
camo the w ife o f George I V wiien he was even a galvanic battery to set him all right.
Prince o f Wales. The marriage was n se­ Mr. Eney found that something in the fol­
cret one, and his royal highness discarded lowing way: “ I suffered,” he says, “ a
her and married Princess Carolino of long time with neuralgia in the head. I
Brunswick a short tim e before he ascended gave St. Jacobs Oil a fair trial, and am en­
tirely cured.” In this way the great rem­
the throne.
A t tae age o f 19 the prince met Mrs. edy acts as a motornian to restore broken
wires and stt the system to perfect action.
Fitzherbert. She was six years older than
himself, a Roman Catholic and was the
T h ey M ig h t W a lk H ack.
California State Prison.
wise will not be persuaded in­
to the purchase of the unre­
M N 'E
C O N V IC T S
AS
E V A N G E L IS T S .
liable baking powders which
some dealers wish to sell for
One o f Them Is a M urderer, Another Is a
the sake of the additional profit derived there­
D igger
from.
Their W ork .
Men
Crudely mixed from low-grade, impure
ingredients, such powders cost but half as
much to make as the highly refined, abso­
lutely pure Royal Baking Powder, although
retailed at the same price. They are un­
wholesome and la c in g in leavening strength.
Royal Baking Powder gives
the greatest value for its cost, and there is
no other powder or preparation that will
give such satisfaction, or make such pure,
wholesome and delicious food, or which in
practical use will be found so economical.
^
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL ST., NEW-YORK.
r?
asE isaE aB asgB asagasasasasssasasasessE 'asssssasssaeasasasssBsssesaE pUqraCTlñl
“ W H A T ARE W E HE R E FOR?“
W eb
Flanagan's Own Story o f H ow
Uttered the Famous Remark.
“ Flanagan of Texas’ ’ is a name that
always brings np a famous question,
" W h a t are w e here for?” Whether in
N e w York, Chicago "Or San Francisco,
that name on the hotel register alw ays
brings a crowd of people to see the man
w ho originated one of the most famons
phrases in American politics. The sen­
tence has gone into history and become
a part of it It w as oue of the memora­
ble incidents of one of the most memo­
rable conventions that ever assembled
in Am erica— the Chicago national R e­
publican convention which defeated
Grant and nominated Garfield. E ver
since then somebody in every conven­
tion, large or small, has arisen to ask,
" W h a t are w e here for?” W e b F lana­
gan of Henderson, Rnsk county, Tex.,
is the man who said it first of all. To a
w riter for the Galveston N ew s Flana­
gan told the story dl the phrase. This
is the w ay he told it:
“ It was in Chicago In 1880. I was a
member from Texas in the national con­
vention. W hen the committee on plat­
form and resolutions reported. Barker of
Massachusetts offered to insert a plank
pledging the parry to civil service re­
form. I arose in my place and said:
‘Mr. President, Texas has had quite
enough of civil service reform. Out of
1,300 offices in that state 1,000 of them
are tilled by Democrats. W e believe
that to the victors belong he spoils.
Every proposition of this sort comes
from states that are threatened w ith a
M ugw um p invasion. Sir, the boys in
the trenches are demanding recognition.
Party service entitles them to something
at the party’s hands. They need the
offices, and, sir, what are w e hero for
but for the offices?’ Immediately the
delegates and the galleries yelled. They
shouted till tli»y were hoarse, and it
was several minutes before the chairman
w as finally able to restore order. The
next day the incident was in all of the
papers, and from then till now it has
been traveling aronnd the earth. I have
seen it in foreign papers and have heard
it time and again in national conven­
tions since then. It was simply a forci­
ble w ay I had of expressing myself. 1
never had the slightest idea that my
chief claim to fame should be a chance
expression in the confusion of a great
L A S T OF A S T R A N G E P llG lilM
= AN D .
A Maine W om a n In .Jaffa A w a itin g C h rist’s
Second tu rn in g .
A n interesting story came to tVn sur­
face at Friday's midweek meeting at the
old Stone church. The Kon. George H.
Ely related an incident of woraan’i faith
that came under his notice during a re­
cent trip through the H oly Land. In
company with four or five tourists, Mr.
Ely w as seated on a piazza of a he tel in
Jaffa when his attention was attracted
to h alf a dozen boys playing in the street
below.
A ll but one of the bo vj had
swarthy complexions characteristic of
the country, and the one exception was
light complexioned. with perfect Cau­
casian features.
“ That boy,” said one of the gentle­
men, “ looks to me as though he be­
longed to the streets of N e w Y ork in­
stead of Jaffa.” Their interest in the
little fellow was aroused to such an ex­
tent that they went down to inquire,
and to their surprise he spoke a little
English. He said he lived with his moth­
er a short distance up the street, and the
party, including Mr. Ely, walked up
street and entered the woman's house,
which proved to be a hovel of the worst
kind. They addressed her in English,
and she was beside herself with joy to,
hear her native tongue 8[H>kcn, and to
their utter astonishment she told them
that her home is in Maine.
“ Maine, my g o a l w om an! W h at in the
world are you doing here?*’ asked one of
the party.
The woman then explained that many
years since a number of men and women
:in the Maine village she came from were
ea rn ed aw ay with the idea that the sec­
ond coming of Christ was near at hand,
an d that when he does come he w ill first
appear in Palestine. A colony scraped
“up all their savings of years, and with
their families they emigrated to Jaffa to
"be on hand when Jesus apjiears.
“ Do they all live here?” was asked.
“ They did.” she replied, “ but some of
■them, discouraged and tired of waiting,
w e n t back to America, the rest died,
and I am here all alone with my boy.”
“ A n d how do you support yourself?”
“ By washing for strangers, and I have
« hard time doing it.
Some weeks all I
<an do is to keep from starvation.”
One of the men told the woman that
J a ffa was no place for her and advised
' *,er to B ° back to America with her boy,
, give liim a good American education and
| bring him np as an American citizen,
but the woman simply smiled at the sug­
gestion.
Returning to the hotel, the gentlemen,
all of whom were well to do, figured out
j the cost o f sending the woman and her
boy back to her native village in Maine,
made np a purse and threw in enough
for incidental expenses and spending
( money. This done, they offered her the
money— and a good round sum ic was—
but she absolutely refused to touch a
penny of it.
“ This is quite a temptation,” she said,
“but I came here to await the second
coming of Christ, and I intend to remain
here until he comes, unless I die first.”
That w as her ultimatum, and no
amount of argument could dissuade her
from her course.— Cleveland W orld.
Indian, F our A re Long
and A ll Seem to
Term
He Karnest In
Felons all are the nine men who make
up the queerest corps o f Salvationists in
the world— tho corps that has the C alifor­
nia state prison at San Quentin for its
barracks.
Nine evangelists in stripes,
they pray, preach and sing for tho eternal
salvation of the 1,200 others o f their kind,
held, like themselves, in the grip of the
law, adjudged gu ilty of the worst crimes
men can commit, deemed too dangerous
to be at large.
N ine sold savors whom armed men
watch nnceasingly by night and day,
whose bodies at lea» c are in the enforced
service of a state which could endure
them no longer as members of tho body
politic. This one dipped his hands in his
neighbor’s blood— a murderer, that one,
having nothing, broke ijito the house of
the man who had much— a thief; this
other went forth at night masked and
armed to lurk in the shadows and to k ill
or cripple and despoil whom he m ight taka
unawares— a robber.
And now, wearing the stripes o f crime
and shame, these nine labor for tho good
of that very society whoso laws they have
violated. They are reformed, and they
arc spreading such ligh t as they have that
it may shino through prison bars and
grated doors into dark cells and darker
souls.
But no amount o f piety may ease the
bonds that bind the convict. The Salva­
tionist's cell is as tig h tly barred as any of
them.
The deadly dullness o f life in prison is
not least am ong its trials, sr.ys the San
Francisco Chronicle. That is one reason
why the Salvation corps is of interest to
the convicts— it is a prison novelty. The
Salvation A rm y seeks its recruits any­
where. The lower down in tho muck
heap the man who is saved, the greater
the glory. There is plenty o f that sort of
m aterial in San Quentin, so the army lias
long been cam paigning there, sending an
officer on alternate Sundays to hold meet­
ings among the men in stripes. Some
timo ago the work began to toll. A pris­
on corps was talked 6 t, and, the warden
approving, one was formed. Now it has
r.ine soldiers, with a short termer acting
as sergeant, 11 recruits and 18 converts.
Four o f the convict Salvationists are
long term men, and one o f them is in for
life. The latter, Frederick Woods, is
aboutHO years old, and he used to be con-
W IR E S .
Re Lives In For* lend. Or., end Is Fleln
Jam es Ord.
A Salvation Army Corps In the
who are
E L E C T R IC
t
j
MRS. FITZHERBERT, DISCARDED
GEORGE TV.
WIFE O?
daughter of W illiam Smythe, a Hampshire
j gentleman. A t 19 she had married Mr.
W eld o f I.udworth castle, one o f the same
W eld fam ily since w ell known in A m er­
ica. Mr. W eld died in a few months.
H is w id ow afterward married Mr. F it z ­
herbert o f Staffordshire. He died in con­
sequence o f overtaxing himself in the
cause o f law and order during Lord George
Gordon’s no popery riots in 1780, so graph­
ically described in *’ Burnaby R udge.” A t
25 Mrs. Fitzherbert was a beautiful young
widow, rich, courted and admired. Here,
in the language o f a w riter in one o f the
English magazines, is what followed:
George, the fat and fair young prince, already
wearied of Mrs. Robinson, his poor Perdita,
saw the brilliant young beauty. His heart was,
as he said, seriously affected. The fair widow
divided his affections with the bottle, and he
became an assiduous wooer, whom Mrs. Fitz­
herbert endeavored as assiduously to avoid.
Her coyness did but inflame his ardor. But
she remained deaf to all entreaty till Keit, the
surgeon, Lord Onslow, Lord Southampton and
Mr. Edward Bouverie arrived one night at her
house in the utmost consternation, informing
her thai» the life of the prince was in imminent
danger; that he had stabbed himself, and that
only her immediate presence could save him.
There probably never was a man so ridiculous
when playing the part of a lover as the Prinae
of Wales. To have himself bled that he migh$
look interesting for a moment in the eyes of
some fair lady was no unusual trick with him.
On this occasion, however, it was positively
declared that lie had stabbed himself, and Mrs.
Fitzherbert believed it to the dajr of her death.
Meanwhile the four male emissaries of love lie-
sought the young widow to hasten and heal
the wound. They succeeded in persuading her
after much difficulty, and she went to his resi­
dence at Carlton house, accompanied by the
Duchess of Devonshire. When she reached the
prince’s bedside, she found him pale and cov­
ered with blood. The prince told her that noth­
ing would induce him to live unless she prom­
ised to become his wife and let him put a ring
on her finger.
The
World’s Tribute to
Dr. Price’s Cream
Highest Honors Av.-s.rded
•‘I went np to the W h ite House recent­
ly'/* said Representative Kilgore, “ and
of course I had a Texan in tow. ‘Mr.
President,* 1 said, ‘this gentleman is a
good man. He wants a consulate in
Mexico.’
“The president said, ‘P hew -w -w T
* ‘W h y do yon whistle?* I asked.
*• ‘Because he wants a consulate in
Mexico/ said the president. ‘Y o u know
very well that I dislike to appoint Tex­
ans to those positions.*
“ ‘Now*. Mr. President/ 1 said, ‘you
will excuse my s h a k in g plainly’, but
this prejudice against men from my state i
holding federal i>ositioiis in Mexico is the !
most confounded nonsense on record. 1
grant that it might apply to the candi- 1
ddte for minister, for he handles interna- |
tional questions, but a consul is nothing |
more nor less than a business man. His \
efficial acts are almost entirely of a com- |
mercial character Texans are constant­
ly doing business with Mexico.
The
trade relations of the tw o countries are
very close/
** ‘W e ll/ said the president, ‘1 didn't
make this prejudice, but it exists, and
we are compelled to defer to it. Your
friend must widen the scope of his ap­
plication. Let him make out a list of
the consulates he would be w illing to
take, naming them in the order of his
preference, and I will set* what I can do.'
“ It*s a singular thing/* added the con-
; gressman reflectively, “ that nearly all of
\ ray people who have come to Washing-
! ton want consulates— they won't have
anything else— and they generally apply
for places in Mexico, which they can't
get. Their anxiety to l>e located in the
| sister republic is explicable. 1 suppose, j
| iij > oti tho ground that it is near home, 1
the Rio Grande is shallow, and if they j
j go broke they can walk back.”— W ash- :
! ington Letter.
T h e ’'E xpulsion o f J ew s F rom Russia.
by theWorid’3 Colum­
bian Exposition,
Ten Weeks
Hood’s ^ C u r e s
S
C
cr
PULMONARY BALSAM
The Rest ( I H E for ( 'o l i g l i » . Colds mid
( « • » » t i in p t ln n .
i bold by ail Druggists. Price, TO ce*»*.
J. K. G A T E i A < 0 . Proprietors.
4.7 Sa usóme St., s. F.
Chicago, 1893.
W o r ld ’s F a i r
M e d a l a n d D ip lo m a
You
Can Get
Ferry’ s Seeds at your dealers1
as fresh ami fertile as though
you got them direct from Ferry's ’
beed Farms.
F errys S e e d s ]
awarded to
Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder
are known and planted every­
where, and are a lw a y s Hie
b«*M.
superiority in leavening power, keeping properties, purity and
excellence.
This verdict has been given by the best jury
ever assembled for such a purpose, backed by the
re c o m m e n d ­
W .
ation of the Chief Chemist of the United States Department
C * l
W
d
L
ate examination and test of all the baking powders.
D
Î5 .
IS T H E B C S T .
F IT FOR A K IN G .
CORDOVAN,
FRENCH A ENAMELLED CALF.
This
pre-eminently the highest authority on such matters
o u c la s
C
l i n *
_ y n v b
of Agriculture, Washington, D. C., who made an elabor
is
F e r r y 's S eed A n n n a t
for 1805 tells all about
them. — Free.
D. M. Ferry St Co.
Detroit, Mich.
The highest award was given on every claim, composing
;4.S3.S? FiNCCAirMtAMARCa
* 3 .S 0
in
POUCE, 3 SOLES.
. 9 50 »2.WORKl?iGMEN’ç
- EXTRA PINE*
America.
*2. *1.7? BOYSSCHCOlSHCEI
proves that Dr.
Price’s Cream Baking
Powder
»«(S K .
is
. v J ' f f S ’s . e s E S . .
BK.
o t h .—
3S.
Over On« Million People wear the
superior in every way to any other brand.
N
*
l a d ie s
This verdict conclusively settles the question and
W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes
T he C h ie f C hem ist rejected the A lu m b a k in g p ow d ers, stating
All out shoes are equally satisfactory
to the W o r l d ’s F a ir ju r y th at h e con sid ered th em un w holesom e.
They fiv e the best value for the irone^
M ark T w a in to S ecretary M orton.
The price* « r « uniform,— stamped on rol«.
Prom $i td $3 saved over other makes.
I f your dealer cannot supply you wo can.
Mark Twain is not only always ready to
help a fellow countryman in distress, but his
great sympathetic heart, grows elastic and
stretches out to embrace the country wom­
en of other nations whenever the necessity
occurs or the occasion arises. But that the
great American humorist always has an
eye on the main chance is easily recognized
in the communication which follow s and
which is one o f the best things he has w rit­
ten:
There surely ought to be sufficient ex­
perience of the methods of the Russian
government to discount the attempts at
denial of the rei>ort sent to this country
by Mr. Harold Frederic concerning the
expulsion o f Jews from Poland. These
ready denials are familiar phenomena.
That is the manner in which Russia seeks
E d it o r ia l D e p t . C e n t u r y M a g a z in e , t
to forestall unfavorable comment and
F
U n io n S q u a r e , N ew Y o r k , A pril 7. \
righteous indignation.
To the lion. J. Sterling Morton:
Curiously enough, the ruse is always
D e a r S i r —Y our petitioner, Mark Twain, a
successful, nor is it to be wondered at poor farm er o f Connecticut—indeed the poor­
when it can succeed in securing the ac­ est one there in the opinion o f en vy —desires a
few choice breeds o f seed corn (maize), and in
tive assistance o f a United States minis­ return w ill zealously support the administra­
ter like Mr. Smith of the Philadelphia tion in a ll ways honorable and otherwise.
To speak by the card, I want these things to
Press, who, nnder t he last administra­
She yielded, but the next day grew tion. sent to the department of state a carry to Italy to an English lady. She is a
neighbor of mine outside o f Florence and has
frightened and repented. A narrative was positive denial that any measures fertile a great garden and thinks she could raise corn
drawn up of what had passed. Those who expulsion of Jews from Russia were un­ for her table i f she had the right ammunition.
had been present signed it as witnesses, der contemplation, while at the very I m yself feel a warm interest in this enter­
prise, both on patriotic grounds and because I
and Mrs. Fitzherbert, declaring that she
time he was giving this misrepresenta­ have a key to that garden, w hich I got made
had not been a free agent, fled beyond the
seas. The rage and grie f of the prince at tion .lews were lietng exi>elled en masse. from a wax impression. It is not very good
The testimony adduced by Mr. Fred­ soil; still 1 think she can raise enough for one
her desertion drove him to the verge of
table, and I am in a position to select the table.
madness. Mrs. Fitzherbert remained on erick in substantiation of his report in If you are willing to aid and abet a country­
the continent a year, ever followed by love regard to the expulsions now going on man (and Gilder thinks you are), please find
SALVATIONISTS IN STRIPES,
letters from the prince. A t last he as­ in Poland is corroborated by the arrivals the signature and address o f your petitioner
sldered a dangerous prisoner. He was a sured her the k in g would connive at their of Jews from Poland in (îerm any and below. Respectfully and tru ly yours,
M a r k T w a i n , 07 F ifth avenue. New York.
principal of the Modesto school before the marriage. She returned, and at tho port in this country
The hare denials of the
P. S.—A handful o f choice (southern) water­
shadow fell on his life. There was a long where she landed was married to tho press dispatche« based on the official ut­
melon
seeds would pleasantly add to that lady’s
course of drinking, a game of cards, a prince by a clergyman o f the church of terances from Russian diplomatic circles employments and give my table a correspond­
quarrel, a shot too w ell aimed and San England in the presence of several w it­
ing
lift.
are utterly untrustworthy.— American
Quentin for life.
Woods reads much, nesses, am ong them her cousin and her
Secretary Morton complied with the re­
speaks w ith an easy, cultured accent, and brother. The certificate o f this marriage Hebrew
quest.— W ashington Cor. St. Louis Repub­
is in existence in the handwriting of the
for all his stripes seems out of place.
R o ilin g W a te r D u rin g th e Sum m er.
lic.
Lewis Tucker, the sergeant o f the corps, prince, but Mrs. Fitzherbert afterward cut
A medical friend of the Listener
A P u llm an P o r t e r T a V g lit a Lesson.
was a drunken, degenerate member of the out the names o f the witnesses for fear of
writes him to do something to arouse
Salvation A rm y before ho went to San bringing them into trouble.
For once in my life I saw the “ lord of all
George excused his bigamy by the plea public sentiment betimes to the duty of he surveys,” the sleeping ear porter, non­
Quentin for an attempted robbery. His
term expires on Jan. 23, and then ho w ill that parliament would not have permitted filtering and boiling drinking water this plused. and very badly at that. It was on
him to succeed to the throne had it known summer. He thinks that, in view of the the Houston and Texas Central railroad.
^»o to tho Oakland barracks.
Another of the Salvationists is a D ig ­ of his marriage to a Roman Catholic. The possibility o f cholera, people should ac­ When at the little town of Richardson on
ger Indian serving a lon g term for man | immediate cause o f his union with Caro
quire the water I »oiling habit as soon as the tipper end o f the lire, tw o ladies board­
national body. ”
slaughter, and another, a half breed, with • Rue o f Brunswick was the pressure of possible. î ’o doubt this is quite true. ed the train and by some mistake were ush­
the Spanish strain predominating in his debts which apparently could bo dis­
And. cholera or uo cholera, there are no ered into the Pullm an car. M y lord in the
A W ife ly A rg u m en t.
dark southern face, has a long term to charged in no other way. Mrs. Fitzher­
brass buttons sallied up to them, and find­
end of germs in the ordinary water of
“ John,” said the wife, looking up from
bert
died
in
1837.
serve for k illin g the man who stole his
ing out the mistake that led to their being
Boston
and
the
towns
about.
It
is
real­
the paper, “ here is a w riter who says wives
A
n
d
now
comes
James
L.
Ord,
an
wife. O f such are tho San Quentin Sal
in that car instead o f the day coach began
ought to do a ll in their power to render
Am erican citizen dw elling at Portland, ly extraordinary bow our [»copie have to show off bis majestic powers o f indo­
vationists.
themselves attractive in the eyes o f their
When the recruiting for the prison Or., who claims to possess documents kept np so long the practice of drinking lence. He did not observe a gentleman who
husbands. W hat do you think of that-'” ’
corps began, 22 men came forward for en ­ proving that he is a lineal descendant of water without filtering or boiling it. had boarded the train at the same station,
“ W h at do I think of it? It think it is
listment. It was all righ t until they George, prince o f Wales, and Mrs. F itz­ anil stil more extraordinary, no doubt, and who stood quietly observing the scene
sound common sense. That’s the kind o f
came to that one o f the arm y's articles of herbert. Tho son born of that unfortu­ that w e should cool our water by put­ from the door of the car. This gentleman
thing to print for women’s reading. W om ­
war which puts the ban on tobacco. T h ir­ nate union was a menace to the future ting ice iuto it. when it can be cooled now advanced, saying, “ Be seated, ladies,
en should be taught {h eir duty if they d o
teen of them withdrew. Reformation was king's peace o f mind, '/he upshot wa,s
until we reach the next town, when you
not know it. 1 heartffr agree with the sco.-
that tho son was brought to America, just as effectively by putting a large cau easily enter the other car.” Then,
a good thing, but not w ithout tobacco.
bottle
o
f
it
corked
into
a
refrigerator
or
tim ent.”
The prison corps holds its meetings in where he died at Omaha at the age o f
beckoning to the conductor, he added,
“ So do I. And 1 may add that a new
the yard during the supper hour
It is years. H e had seven children, one of otherwise into contact with ice.
“ stop the train, L -----.” “ Here, captain?”
bonnet and gown would render me twice-a»
A
good
way
out
of
the
difficulty,
if
whom,
the
youngest
m
ale
living,
is
John
the only timo they can call their own.
asked the conductor:*, "Y es; here.”
attractive in your eras as 1 am now.”
Even tiro cynic must acknowledge that it S. Ord o f Santa Cruz, Cal., and whose one thinks he does not like boiled water,
There was a pull o ft he bell rope, the train
“ Mary,” said thfiChusband, “ you shanM
takes considerable of something, either a second son is James L. Ord of Portland, :S to drink no water at all. There are stopped, and tlie porter was gently assisted
have charge of the Alaska seal business and
m otive of great strength or an hones» Or. The flight o f tho son to Am erica is plenty of other things to drink. From out o f the car, thence on to tlie bald prairie,
the fisheries quest m r .” —N ew York Press.
heart, to give up tho evening meal for the historical, and the documents proving his ill accounts, cholera can be taken only when the captain said to him, “ Now, walk
legitim acy aro locked up in Coutts’ bank,
sake o f spiritual food.
through the stomach, and there is noth- the 15 miles to Dallas, you delicate blos­
T h e Nam© o f Easter.
Tho little vesper meetings are not at­ London, where they were deposited by
som, and study politeness as you trudge
ng so discouraging to a microbe of any
The name Easter is derived, as some sup­
tended by throngs. The animal in the the Duke of W ellington. Proceedings
along; you are no longer in our employ.”
sort
¡is
a
temiiettitnre
of
212
degrees.
pose, from Eostre, the title of a Saxon
prisoners w ill not perm it that, but the are now being taken to compel the bank
There was a shower o f expostulations, pleas
deity whose feast was celebrated every
leaders think a regular attendance of 14 to open the papers to inspection. Young
for pardon and a shake cr tw o of the fist at
E D W IN B O O T H ’S U N H A P P IN E S S .
üse
Knumeltue
Stove
Polish:
no
dust
no
smell.
year in the spring about the same time as
is not bad. There are singing and prayer, O rd’s grandfather on reaching Am erica
the last vanishing train, but it vanished
the Christian festival, the name being re- T o H is D a u gh ter H e Says H e W a s N ever a regular Salvation m eeting without the served in the United States army during
for all that, leaving him to study 15 pages,
T r y G kbm sa for breakfast
tained when the character of the feast was
the war of 1812 and was denounced by
drum and tambourine.
each a mile long, in a book entitled “ Never
K e a lly H appy.
changed, or, as others suppose, from oster» |
England
as
a
traitor.
A
sister
of
the
So far no effort has been made to reach
Judge by Appearances.” The gentleman
A number of letters written by Edwin
which signifies rising, i f the latter prop«*- ■
the women convicts by tho Salvation young man is tho w ife of S. V . Holloday,
who had set him the lesson was Captain F.,
Booth to his daughter and intimate
sition be correct, Easter is in name as wed
women officers. Those 14 unfortunates a prominent San Francisco attorney.
a high official of the road.—St. Louis Globe-
friends are published in The Century. are not religiously inclined anyway. James L. Ord, who now resides at P ort­
as reality the feast of the resurrection^.—
Democrat.
The fo llo w in g one to his daughter gives They see a priest and some Sisters of Mer­ land, is 24 years o f age. He is above tho
Philadelphia Ledger.
“ I was attacked with acute rheumatism
A th en s R e tu rn in g t o Clussieul G reek.
an index to the melancholy that was so cy occasional!ly, and a woman from the average height, graceful of movement,
and was laid up in the house ten weeks. M y
B ig ge st lions© In C hicago.
“ I once lia<l a chat with the late Profess­
marked in his disposition:
W om an’s Christian Temperance union though o f solid proportions.
righ
t
arm
was
with­
A company at Naples are preparing m (
or Sophocles, the famous native Greek pro­
comes to talk to them once in awhile, but
N ew Y o r k , Jan. 5, 1888.
ered away to skin fessor of Harvard, on the subject of the
mosaic, representing the return of Cobim-
I have seen Rose several times and shall say religion has no charm for them. They
D ied F ro m I I I Tem per.
and
bone,
and
I
had
bus to Spain, for Mr. Furber o f jChicagOv, goodby tomorrow. 1 do all 1 can for her, but are sensitive about their position, do not
pronunciation of our language as taught
Tho peoplo o f Ath ol, Mass., are busily
who is building a palace in Vtliat ci«ij to b«~ nothing on earth can render her lonely lifeless care to see other women, and most of them
almost lost the use in Am erica,” said the Greek consul, Mr. D.
discussing w liat could have been the cause
the Columbus palace, and which, w ill ba­ weary, poor soul! As for God’s reward for are convinced that they aro unjustly im ­
T.
Tinmyensis, recently. “ I asked him why
o f it. A friend ad
o f the death o f Carrie Eddy, 13 years old,
the largest private house in America. The- what I have done, I can hardly appreciate prisoned. That is the difference in being
v i s e d m e to try he taught a pronunciation which he knew
which occurred recently. It was a cuse that
it.
’Tis
more
like
punishment
for
misdeeds
was not right.
mosaic measures about 2t;0 square-feet and.
(of which I ’ve done many) than grace for good one of 14 or one of 1,200. There is no baftled tho skill and care o f the tow n’s
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla,
is designed by Cavaliera E. PaoUrtti.
“ *It doesn’t make any difference what
ones (if I ’ve done any). Homelessness is the fraternity am on^W omen convicts. They host physicians. The origin o f the trouble
which I did, and by pronunciation we teach/ he replied, ‘ be­
actor’s fate, physical incapacity to attain feel that they are outcasts and aro super- seemed to be a tit o f ill temper caused by
the tim e the first cause these boys w ill never know anything
what is most required and desired by such a sensitive. T h eir quarters are small, and
spirit as I am slave to. If there be rewards, no flowers grow in the yard where they the refusal of lier mother to grant her per­
bottle was used I was anyway.
mission to attend an evening's entertain­
I certainly am well paid, but hard schooling exercise.
“ The Germans have been the most con­
feeling a little better.
ment. The girl refused to speak to her
in life’s thankless lessons has math* me some
Skeptical people may look for ulterior mother, and as tim e passed the power of
I could see and feel scientious and thorough students o f the
what of a philosopher, and I ’ve learned to take
ancient Greek language/* continued the
M r. R . F orresta ll
I the buffets and rewards of fortum with equal motives in the prison corps. Probably speech seemed to leave her, and she com­
a great change. The
thanks, and in suffering all to suffer—I won’t »here are motives. Tho chaplain, whose menced to scream and continued to do so tlesh was returning to m y arm, and the consul. “ It is but fair to say, however, that
a very learned Greek lady, who has been iu
say nothing, but comparatively little. Dick long experience has inclined him to think In spite o f heavy doses of morphine and
soreness was leaving m y body and limbs. this country studying your institutions,
Stoddard wrote a poem called “ The King's that he cannot be deceived by ordinary
the
efforts
o
f
several
physicians.
A
iloso
Every spring and fall since we have used ■ays that she found a class of girls in W ei
Bell,” which fits my case exactly (you may wiles, says these men are better, happier
have read it). He dedicated it to Lorimt r and wiser, and, he honestly believes, re­ of laudanum was finally administered, and three to six bottles in our fam ily. I find to lesley college who were better versed in
tho girl sank into a stupor, from which no
Graham, who never knew an unhappy day in
use H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla is cheaper than to Greek classics than the girls in our own
his brief life, instead of to me, who never formed. Those who have graduated as human power could arouse her.
schools in Athens. I should say they must
knew a really happy one. You mustn’t suppose prisoners have done well, and only good
be very good, then, for a great revival in
from this that I ’m ill in mind or body. On the Ft ports of them have floated w ithin tho
A
H
a
n
d
le
F
o
r
th
e
Resu
rrection.
Greek classical study has taken place with
contrary, I am well enough in both. Nor am walls. The other prison officials, who
I t is said that when the body o f a Mo­ pay doctors* bills. I am thankful that I in a few years. The spoken language is
LEAVES ITS MARK I a pessimist. I merely wanted you to know look more at the outside of the men than
that the sugar o f my life is bitter sweet—per­ the good chaplain, who studies souls hammedan is prepared for burial a clasp
—every one o f the painful irregularities,
have found a medicine which w’iil help a conforming more and more closely to clas­
haps not more so than every man’s whoso ex­
and weaknesses that prey upon women.
through eyes, are not so trustful. It w ill lock is le ft on the top o f his cranium, man who has rheumatism. I t keeps me in sical standards. Foreign words that have
perience has been above and below tho surface.
whereby the angel of the resurrection can go id health.” — R ic h a r d F o r r e s t a l l , Oel- crept into the language are l>eing cast
They fade tlie face, waste the figure, ruin,
Business has continued large and increases n take much exemplary behavior to convince
the temper, wither you up, make you o ld
lift him out o f the grave.
wein, Iowa.
C e t o n ly H o o d 's . aside. I noticed the increased purity of
littlo e very night. The play will rim two them that the men are sincere.
before your time.
the language when I returned to Greece
weeks longer. Sunday at 4 o’clock I start for
Get w ell : That’s the way to look well
H appy Tu rn o f Fortune.
H
o
o
d
’
s
P
i
l
l
s
cure
all
liver ills, biliousness, and met some o f m y university classmates.
L e tte rs F iv e H u n d red Y ea rs Old.
Baltimore, arriving there at 10 o ’clock.
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
j
jaundice,
indigestion,
sick
headache.
In unexpected turns o f the wheel of for
They were follow in g the classical Greek so
Tomorrow a inci ting of actors, managers and
Ancient specimens of letters are
you, with Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescrip­
artists at breakfast to discuss and organize, if tune, elevating the unknown to places of
closely that I thought at first it was a joke
tion.
possible, a theatrical club like tho Garrick of power and dethroning the m ighty without shown in the H o f museum at Vienna.
or an affectation, but I soon saw that the
It regulates and promotes all the proper
One is dated 1390. It consists of a large
London.
warning, France leads the nations, not ex
‘set’ were a ll talkin g that w ay.” —Boston
functions, improves digestion, enriches the
sheet
of
ribbed
white
paper
folded
in
cepting
America,
where'the
grandson
o
f
the
Herald.
blood, dispels aches and pains, nfiEjanclioljr
three.
A band of paper was passed
millionaire may black boots for the grand
WHAT
DOES
IT
M EAN*
and nervousness, brings rc*$eslm1g sleep.,
T h e Cat P ro b lem In N ew -Y ork .
and restoresCbealth and strength. It ’ s a
son of the crossing sweeper. The installa­ round the outside and through a slit in
powerful geAltai, as well as uterine, tonic
The cat problem has been always a seri­
F a c t o r F ic t io n A b o u t T w o G rea t F a ir tion of Mme. Grevy4n the Elysee is a hap one edge, being then fastened w ith soft
and nervine,*Pmparting vigor and strength
ous one to the municipality o f N ew York.
py instance. She Xvas the daughter o f a wax. A small piece of thin paper was
A w a rd s.
to the entire system.
A s the city has grown the cats have in­
tanner and earned her living in Paris as a laid on the w ax and the seal pressed on
A newspaper paragraph denounces as bonnet maker.
creased and taken on a cosmopolitan and
When she married, her
Mrs. A n n a U lr ic h , of Elm Creek, Buffalo Cm..
“ false ” the claim of a baking powder whole fortune was less than $500. A t her the paper, not directly on the wax. A
Neb., writes: " I evifoy
bohemian a ir from the felines that chant
ood health thanks to
company to an award at the W o rld ’s ¡death siie leaves something like a quarter I somewhat sim ilar arrangement is found
the Marseillaise and intermezzo around
>r. Pierce’s Favorite Pre­
Fair. W hom can it mean?
Washington square and W ooster street to
j of a m illion to her daughter. She did not in a letter of the year 1446, which was
scription and ‘ G o td n
Certainly not Dr. Price’s. A\liy? Be­ invent an ancestry with her promotion nor written by the town counselor of M u­
25ets.,
Medical Discovery. ’
I
the aristocratic pets o f upper Fifth avenue.
50c
ts
was , under doctors’ care
cause. as the records show, Dr. Price’s assume fine airs with her rich gown. Her nich to the burgomaster of Hasten burg
How to control the natural increase and
fo rtw o years with womb
$1.00 Bottle
exhibited, competed and leceived the manners were characterized by simplicity, in the Tyrol, in order to obtain informa­
the immigration has vexed the city griev­
disease, and gradually
One cent a dose.
highest
award
lx»th
at
Chicago
and
the
ously. Happily the good Mrs. English,
her accounts were carefully audited to the tion concerning a man accused of big­
wasting in strength aFT.
California Midwinter Fair. The award smallest detail, and she set her face against
the time. I was so weak,
I t Is sold on a guarantee by a ll drug/ who died the other day, has given a Valua­
amy. In the sixteenth century people gist3. I t cures Incipient Consumption
that I could sit up in bed
in California inclnded Gold Medai. The court etiquette.—Chicago Tribune.
ble suggestion. She set aside by w ill a
only a few moments, for
in the Tyrol and B avaria used bands of a n d is th e best. Cough and Croup
official
examiners
pronounced
it
the
certain amount for the future maintenance
two years. I commenced
vellum or cords, fastened with wax.
strongest, the purest, the most whole­
taking Dr. Pierce’s Fa­
A Passage at Arms.
of her cats in W illiam sburg.
vorite Prescription asd
some and efficient of all the baking jo w -
People in W illiam sburg like cats, and
Some years ago a prisoner was being tried Later came separate round and oblong
his Golden Medical Dis­
ders. Its title to confidence is unques­ in Baltimore for murder by poison when the wafers. The use of the encircling band
there is no reason why cats should not, a ft­
covery, ’ and by the time
¿
¿
-
L
k
'
i
C
i
'
i
d
i
a
A
L
tioned.
I had taken one-half do*-
er the first pangs, lx* contented in W illiam s­
follow in g passage at arms occurred between continued in A ustria generally to 1750,
Consumptive* and people
en bottles I was up and
Can it be the manufacturers of a New a lawyer and a physician called to give or thereabout, and probably reached this
burg. O f course it is not New York, and
who have weak lungs or Asth­
going wherever I pleased,
Y o rk powder, fictitiously labeled “ ab­ expert testimony. The lawyer asked, “ Doc­
there is always the annoyance of ferries to
ma, should use Piso’s Cure for
and have had good health
century among eonservati *e people. Tho
M rs . U lrich .
solutely pu re,” who are m ak in g " false ” tors sometimes make mistakes, don’t they?’
and been very strong
Consumption. It has cured
contend against, and the east side is a little
first envelope of the modern type in this
ever since—that was two years and a half ago.”
thousands. It has not injur­
claims? That would be strange indeed, i “ The same as lawyers,” was the ready re­
malarial at times. But even a treacherous
ed one. It is not bad to take.
collection
belongs
to
the
year
1715.
inasmuch as they were not even consid­ ply. “ But doctors’ mistakes are buried six
climate w ill not knock off more than two
It is the best cough syrup.
A book o f 168 pages on “ Woman and H er
8old
everywhere.
S6c*
ered
in
the
awards.
of a cat’s nine lives. Really Mrs. English's
feet under ground,” added the lawyer.
Diseases” mailed sealed, on receipt o f io
W a s it A m m onia in the N ew York “ Yes,” said the doctor, “ and lawyers’ mis­
idea is a good one, and a deportat ion of cats
cents in stamps for postage.
Address,
J iff
lu u
W o r l d ’ s D i s p e n s a r y M e d ic a l A s s o c ia ­ powder that prevented its makers front takes sometimes swing six feet in the»air.” D r. P r ic e ’ s C r e a m B a k in g P o w a e r.
to W illiam sburg may be recommended for
t i o n , 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
trial.— N e w York W orld.
competing? I f not, what?
World’s Fair Highest Medal and D ploma.
—Philadelphia Press.
Helpless
R. HALL’S
Baking Powder
TO
A ID
They equal custom Shoes In style and
____ _ wearing
___
r passed.
Their
qualities are unsun
EM PLOYES.
A
N e w S c h em e o f th e W . L . D o u g la s
S h o e C o m p a n y —W i l l F u rn is h T h e ir
H e lp W it h M e<!ica l A tte n d a n c e .
William L. Douglas,thePreridentof the world-
W IL L CURE
famed W. L. Douglas -hoe Company,has h 1 w «\ k
had a great personal interest in the army of men
and women who inhabit th*» g eat factory at
Montello during t ’ e working hour- of the day,
and who make the greatly advertised | > shoe.
Every person in his employ—and they form a
smjill arm y—has recent y been handed a c.»rd, a
Apply Balm into parli nostril.
fac-cimi e of which is here given:
E ly B bos . ík J Warren St., N.Y.
This ticket entitles...........................................
Residence............................................................
Portland, W h II h W all«,
to full aud free medical attendance whi e em­
Spokane,
o . K & N.
ployed by the W. L. Douglas shoe Company. A
Railway
and
Great
competent and skillful phy-iciati w ill be at the
Northern Railway to
private office of the company at 12 m . dally, e x ­
Montana
points, St.
cept Sundays and holidays.
Paul, Mi ti n e a p o 1 is,
If s id employe should be detained at home
Omaha, St. Lou «, Chi­
by sickness, the ph> si»ian w ill give full and free
cago and Ejiri. A tdress
medical atteudan* e there.
nearest agent. C. C.
W. L. l)oi glass S hoe C omi * an v .
Donavan, (Jen. Agt.,
By IC. /.. D-tugln*.
Portland, Or. : K.C S u -
President.
vent, Gen. Agt..Seattle,
.............................Room.
Wash.: C.G Dixon,Gen. Agt..Spok-n ,"'«s h . No
oom m oM s
dust; rock-balllist track; tine sc-ncry: palcce
The physician w ill not make visits outside the sleeping im l dining cars; buffet library cars;
c ty limits. This ticket is not transferable, and family tobrist sleepers; new equipment.
dot’ s not apply to the family of the employe, and
must be returned as soon as the term of em­
ployment ceases. This privilege is a ’ ree g i f t « f
the company, a d is no pt.rt of the contract for
wages, and may be made void by the company,
at its own option, without notice.
Mr. D >ugla* says that he be ieves there are
hundreds o f workingmen and w orkings omen
who tiud a docto ’s bill a gr *at burden after a
T-e<tod of enforced idleness, aud that if th s is
lif .en f om them they must feel tha' their em­
ployer is interested in them in some other way
th-«n simply to get all the wo. k he can for just
PLUC CUT
a.* little money as h«* ean
The plan is a ¡vise and good o e
sp jibing < f the W. L. Dougl«* shoe Company,
it may be said that their factory is the only one
in die city of Brockton where the principle of
arbitration is recogture-l and has full swav. Mr.
Douglas is ji firm believer in the principle, and BEST IN THE WORLD.
has been since the establishment of the *hate
11 »> wearing Qualit esar©unsurpassed,actually
B tard of Arb tmtion. He claims »hat labor
troubles would not be *s frequent as they are if outlasting two boxes o f any other brand. Free
manufacturers ard help would recognize this from Animal o il-, l ì K l I M F R E M I N E .
F K SAKE BY OREGON ANI»
great priuciple m d adopt it.
W A s H I N O T O N M »> I I C II A N I
and Dealers generally.
“ Dad, I ’m awaitin’ for a Christmas present.’ ’
“ A ll right, take a bale o ’ cotton an’ go an- buy
you a tin horn!/___________________
Mg-.r.afwr mmrm nr- »rajo*
Ely's Cream Bairn
C atarrh
NEW
W AY
EAST
SMOKE
Sweet Virginia
FRAZER
BEFORE
A
FULL
HEAD
OF
STEAM
CHICKEN B « SINS
Is gathered by that tremendously destructive
engine, malaria, nut on the brakes with Hostet­
ler's Stomach Bittern, which w ill check its prog­
ress and avert disaster. C» i Is and fever, bilious
remittent, ditm'i ague and ague cake are prori pi
ly relieved and ultimately citted by this genial
specific, which is al o a comprehensive family
medicine, speedily useful in cases of dyspep'in.
biliousness, constipation, sick he dache, ner­
vousness, rheumatism and neuralgia. Against
the hurtful effe ts o f sudden changes of t *m-
perature, expo tire in wet feather, close appli­
cation to laborious mental pur-uits and other
influences prejudicial vO health it is a mo t
trustworthy safeguard. It fortifies the sytrem
against disease, p'om otes appetite and sleep,
and hastens con vale cence after debilitating and
flesh-wasting diseases.
no
pays !
i f yon use the Pctalum*
Incubators & BrooilerSJl
Make money while
others are wasting
time by old processes.
Catalog teLs all about
it,and describes every
article needed for the,
poultry business.
T h e “ ERIE
mechanically the best
iwheel. Prettiest model.
We are Pacific Const
Agents. Bicycle cata­
logue, mailed free, g i ves
full description, prices elc., a o u v ts w a n t i 'P
“ John, were all those—those living pictures—
er— nude?” “ I —I think one of them had a cold
on her lungs, Maria.”
■ATE
AXLE
CREASE
PETALUMA Iff CUB A TOR C0.,Petaluma.Cal.
B r a n c h H o u s e , 231 S Main St., Los A n g e le s .
EQVAL.
A l l c o c i ’ s P orous P lasters have at­
tained a world-wide reputation solely upon
their superlative merits. They have many
would-be rivals, but have never been
equaled or even approached in curative
properties and rapidity and safety o f action.
Ih e ir value has been atteste by the high­
est me ical authorities, as well as by unim-
peat hab e testimonials from those who
have used them, and they are recommended
as the best external remedy for weak t ack,
rheumatism, sciatica, colds, coughs, sore
throat,chest and sUnnach affVctioi s, kidney
difficulties, weak muscles, strains, stitches,
and aches and pains o f every description.
I)o not be deceived by misrepresentation1
.
Ask for and insist upon having Ai.LCOCE’ h.
B r a n d r e t h ’ s Pint s a s s is t n a tu re .
When a woman’s face »« her fo rt'»B ', nine
times out of tin she w ill die a pauper.
The life genu
and vital fore« of
plants ami flowers;
it g i v e s v i g o r ,
power and size to
vital organs oi
an.
Manhood restored
N ig iit Emissions,
W e a k memory.
Atrophy, Sexual
W eakness, etc.,
Surely cured by
POLLEN ACM E
M A T U n C ’ S
R I M E
POLLE
Easy to carry tn
I vest picket.
POLLEN ACM E
T h e most won­
derful achievement
in Medical Science.
$!■
' '
* ■
Sent in p l a i n
I w r a p p e r , o r at
I all Druggists.
Address,
The only acknnvl-
od^ed p erm an e n t
curt guaranteed.
| S tandard Rrw Co
N ew York
115-117 Fulton St.
• CATTLr. WASH
I R*C COAATBMANC4
H E U C U T j E S
Nobody
need have Consumption. It
Is not inherited. The inher­
ited tendencies toward it are
overcom e by
Gas or
Gasoline
A Pc»*itive P o w er. Requ iros N o Licen sed E n gi­
neer. Y o u r W ife Gan Ru n It.
PALIER & RET, Sai Francisco, Cal. and Pcrtlaad, or.
No Batteries or Electric Spark.
Scott’s
Em ulsion
the Cream o f C od -liver Oil,
which makes children ro­
bust and healthy, and stim-
Vlates the development of
the lungs in old and young
alike. Physicians, the w orld
over, endorse it.
Don't be deceived by Substitutes!
Prepared b j Scott A Bowne, N. Y . A ll Druggist«»
MR FOA
S. W
INSLOW'S
C H I L O * * « TFET HIN Q
I
- i
I f w •*&* %r %il ibzCTUU. »6 Cnmt* m U t t k )
•
.............................
!
GOLDEN « K » T
Hex no sit{ierior.
!
•;
BA K INULTO \VDKR.
]
«* .-*......................
V. P N n . N o 1179
«
«
V .N
TT Vn 1 66
XX.
J,A F A I R
FACE
MAY
PROVE
A FO U^BAR­
G A IN .” M A R R Y A P L A IN G I R L I F S H E
USES
SAPOLIO
M Al J ARI
T h ree dose« o n lv .
a
Il
H
T r v it.
I
1
■
DO YO U K E E L BAD ? D oK > Y O l'K KAi K
ache? Do*f every *t»-p w n » b n t d « : n ? S 'o n n * »!
M O f i R F 'S
R F v r ii en
r> r m c n v
HOW TO SAVE MONEY.
Riw- your GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS of us, and we w ill save voumonev. We hm ril* t* < 1 e*t
tggdh and d eliver free to trains or boats. We buy and ell lor spot c*ph. and sell good* » he p**r
TOin any other firm iu the country. Send us your n«m e and audre*«, and w»- wu • mail you our
new price 1 st, which w ill be out soon. We off»*r to day: Climax lolw -eo, 40 cents per pound
I) v granulated sugar in 10-lb sacks lor
f f> 00 j Best coal oil per ca-e............................... HO
Best brands o f flour per barrel................... 2 15 1 ArbuckJe’s cofT-e per pound.......................
22
Send us a list of what you need, and we w ill make you special prices. Acdree* your or i t . .- to
M A R K L. C O H N AL C O . 146 F ro n t S tre e t, P o r t la n d . O r.