The Leader., March 06, 1903, Image 3

tleipful Husband.
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v e n iio n
THE PINKHÄM IES
ITTEKJrnC GREAT .YTTiiaOYQ
TULYkl.AU HUM
Cicero Moke— I came to tola yo’ ,
ma’am, dat Lucy Brown, what drne
leabe yo’ yestedaj, ain’ t gwine lib out
no mo,’ kase sh e married me today.
.
Mrs. Hau*keep—Indeed! Well?
j
Cicero M oke-W ell, I fought mebbe
yo’ might let her do yo’ washin . I m
a drummin’ up trade ler bet dis mo n-
in’ .
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Coughs
“ My wife had adeep-aeated cough
for three years. 1 purchased two
bottles of Ayer’ s Cherry Pectoral,
large size, and it cured her com­
pletely.”
J. H. Burge, Macon, Col.
A French physician removes most
, foreign bodies from the ear by suck-
! ing them into a soft rubber tube.
No One Made a Motlou.
■‘ Kin any one make a motion?” asked
K I “ Nieves penitentes,” slightly inclined
Rheumatism
one of the audience.
“ Gents,’ said I
0 snow columns resembling shrouded hg-
Probably y ou know o f
Neuralgia
Alkali Bill, chairipan of the meeting,
<> j ures doing penance, are a peculiar
I
as
he
laid
bis
revolvers
on
the
table,
cough
m edicines that re­
2
phenomenon
of
the
Andes
to
which
Backache
• 'owin’ to the general custom of wesrin ,
g ! Sir M. Conway has given attenion.
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i
e
v
e
l i t t l e coughs, all
Headache
! weapons iu these parts, I trust no one
a They are the last remains of drifts or
coughs,
except deep oncsl
i
will
make
a
motion.”
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g j slides which have become hafdenc»d in
Feetache
T h e m edicine that has
nearly vertical strata of different den-
All Bodily Aches
B e w a re o f O in tm en ts f o r C a ta rrh T h a t
M sities.
('o ilt a in M e rcu ry ,
been curing the worst of
AND
g j A plan recently employed in France
As mercury will surely destroy the sense of
deep c o u g h s f o r s i x t y
smell and com pletely deranKe
O J for giving a stereoscopic effect to
tern when entering it through the
y e a r s i s A y e r’ s Cherry
g | magic-lantern pictures thrown upon a
faces. Such articles should never be Jised ex
cent on prescriptions from reputable
screen is to furnish each spectator
ch»nsHS the damage they w ill do is ten fold to
Pectoral.
the good vou can possibly derive troni them.
¡ with a pair of prisms, set in spec tacle
Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J*
| frames, through which two pictures,
Chenev A Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
aud is taken internally, acting
“JEn
j ®ide by side on the screen, are viewed,
S i t ï ï r d c o l d ., « t e .; M . m e t e co n o m ica l
blood and m ucou , surf a n « of the « P r « “ -
j The angles of the prisms are varied Mrs. Frances Stafl of 243 E. the
to ,cm o m cc ...a n d t,»,k .s i S ; e
In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be »“ re j o u gel
the genuine. It 1, taken internally, and made
for widely different distances from the
In Toledo. Ohio, by i . J. Lbeney A t o . le«U
114th
St.,
N.Y.
City,
5
her
tes­
screen, but ow ing to the natural power
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of accommodation of the eye, the same timony to the hunifc of thou­ m» o ld b y PrugflaU, price 7.Vt^er bottle.
I Hall’B iarnily fill» ate the beet.
A Modern Adonis.
angle senes at distances not widely sands on Mrs. Pinlfl’s files.
Ecclesiastical.
L a d y — Your partner has fainted, I
variant.
,
Knew human Nature.
When Lydia E. Pirtfn’s Reme­
I Church— Do you think he is a well
hear. How did it happen?
Two coats of hot oil, carefully ap­ dies were tirst introod skeptics
fgj proportioned man?
_ Judge—
__^ _____
Have yon anything to aay be-
Officer— It is quite simple. I daneed
| Gotahm— No; his lungs are away plied after thorough cleaning of the all over the country wned upon 1 |ore j paB< Bentence?
with her three times in succession.
Prisoner— Yes, my lord, I should like The great happiness was too much of a
» e m t of proportion to nis brains.— Yonk­ metal, are recommended by a Cana­ their curative claim ut as year
ers Statesman.
dian artisan as an improvement over after year has rolle>y and t*16 you to h a v e yonr dinner before you pass strain for her nerves. X am now tak­
! any process now In use for preventing little group o f womerto had been sentence upon me.”
ing my departure leet I should do any
rust of structural iron and steel. The cured by the new covery has
further d a m a g e . ___________ _
fg
ainoe
grow
n
into
a
St
army
o
f
I
oil
would
fill
crevices,
cracks
aud
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Plso’s Cure is » *ood .conf i , T i 'f i n v ‘
Foot o f M orrison S tre e t.
holes where pnlnt cannot enter. It hundreds o f thousan doubts and It has cured coughs and colda for iorty
years. At druggists. 25 cents.
Can give you the best bargains tn Boilers
would cover rough places often im­ skepticisms have beewept away
ana Engines, Windmills, rum ps and Gene­
y r ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
perfectly coated In ordinary painting, as by a m ighty floodintil to-day |
A d va n tages o f Saving.
specialty. See us before buying.
i and It would be a fine preparation for the great good th L y d ia E .
A boy beginning at 16 and saving $5
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subsequent painting or covering with
and her other medicis ‘ are doing a month will have $328 when he is 21,
| «xsxs>? mmm *x®®®
®®®® $ 3 )®®® | cement coating.
am ong the women Am erica is i even if bis savings bank pays only 3
Some of the giant Sequoias of South attracting the attenta o f many o l 1 per cent interest. Not only that, but
..L O O K O U T ..
eru California are estimated to be our leading scientil, physician* he will have acquired the habit of sav-
[
Don't take anv imitation or sub- * from five thousand to eight thousand
,
1 ing, which will help him all his life.
I stitute for MONOPOLE Canned ¡2 years old, having perhaps, spanned and chinking people
Merit alone could tn such fa m e;
| Fruits. Nothing else so good.
Not “ Just ss Q ood."
the entire period of written history, wise, therefore, is ti woman w ho
W A D H A M S & K B k k BR O S .,
Yonr dealer may tell you that eome
A section In the American Museum of lo r a cure relies u)n L y d ia E .
Portland, Oregon.
Natural History was cut from one of P I n lth a m ’ s V eg eta le C o m p o u n d . other brand ol peaches and pears and
so®®®®®®
' other fruits is as good as or the same as
thees trees at a height of twenty feet,
I Monopole. Don’ t you believe such a
**m *
m*i*irrlrLTLTLn.i is a little more than eighteen feet In
The English*tyle.
statement
It isn’ t so and your dealer
diameter, and Its concentric rings show
if —
be would
Frank was learning > ride a horse 1 wouldn’
wou|UI1 t v make it ..
-------- only
- com-
that It began its growth In 550 A. D„
if it :
e all tj,e other so-called high class
the tree reaching a diameter of thir­ and one day some oe asked
- ■
- , e brands with
...
Monopole.
Monopole
s r r e w e r s o f S e ^ P * t a t o e * ln A m e r le .
bounced him very hard when the
horse
Monopole.
Monopole
teen feet at Columbus landing.
T h e ' K u r il N ew \ *rU er” > lT C i8 > ln r ’a E a r .
I t W U c o n s l n m y i e ld * r 7 4 « b u . p e r a ». . P r i c e *
fruits are packed to order in special
trotted.
Must Bear Signature of
d i r t c h e a p . N n i n m c l h * f t t l b o o k a i d t a m ip
p l le * f
Arsenic, the dreaded poison that
“ Oh, no,” he anwered. “ I don’ t canneries and are packed in a special
T e o . I . ' r , S p e l t * . M • r . r o n l W ------.
h e a t, 6 -----n.
t bu . per
•., Limit (’lover, etc.,upon
upon receipt of 10e poal
postage.
Professor Arrnand Gautier of Paris as­ bounce very hard. I stay up nearly all way.
They
are,
therefore,
sweeter,
J O H N A . S A I .Z K R S E K D C O . I . C r . u * . W U .
serts Is essential to life, proves to be the time.” —Little Chronicle.
more natural in flavor and more delici­
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disseminated in the primitive rocks,
ous than any other brand. Get Mono­
from which sea-water derives Its store.
Wkdhams &
Mothers will fina Mn. Winslow's Sooth­ pole from your grocer.
* m Fac-SImlle Wrapper Below.
The minute quantity taken In the food ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their Kerr Bros., Monopole grocers and dry
becomes localized In the skin and Its Shilaren during the teething period.
coffee
roasters,
Portland,
Oregon.
awdl omA AO H «r
...M A N N ..
appendages, the thyroid and mammary
to take a * sigA Z .
glands, the brain and the bones, and
a ctudv of a Rich Man.
# ______ Teklng_No Chances.
O f 't o o -ru d e n o u s Ol s e u sa w o u a u u • w
“ Well, I’ ll tell yon.
Ho feel dis-
. _ le t m e p roveto you
__* that * Mw
m y B LZ
e n e rw
d Vu
s a aro
re
Homely Customer— Why, do I look
production. Just as phosphorus Is the
away: Now dat he got it he can’ t keep U A K i t R S I ' r B M R
r th e best. W rite tod a y for M ann s Seed
like a man who would kill himself?
c a ta log for 1903- f r e e o n request
I am
FOR BIUOUSNESt*
exciting element of the functions of
K
Portland a g en t for Burpee, o f Ph iladel-
Clerk—I don’ t know, bnt if I looked it; en ef he do keep it someDody else
FOR TORPID LIVER.
will
sbo’
git
it!”
i|M i p h i a.
“ Burpee’s Seeds G row .
1
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cellular nutrition.
like you I should be tempted.
I I . send to Farm ers, free o n request, Bur
FOR CONSTIPATION.
Fresh discoveries _are continually
fS
T« e ’ s Karin A n nual for 1903, to others on
Doting Dotage.
r e c e ip t o f 10c. W ritetod a y . D o n o t d e ia y .
adding to the world's'known stores of C I T A Permanently Ourea 3 o ------
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
fits or - ---------------
nerv«
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Mies De Spite— I just dote'on George.
after firs^Ur^uM
of Dr. Kline’s Great Nery(
iron. Last summer extensive fields r l l O _______
FOR THE COMPLEXION
G . S . M a n n th. s e e d m a m
rara
uu . tmív . ^Q.»TUI,(.
.inu.fu.f
.
I
O M W I I S M MU.THÀ.«
1 understand he threw yon over?
of Iron ore were found In northern
1 8 8 F r o n t 81. , P o r t la n d , O r
. i f g U I V n r s l y V e g e t a b le .,/« * -—
------------------------ | Miss De Sweet— Yes; in dotage one
in
Norway, on the coast of Sydvarauger
is liable to do almost anything.
Only When Ordered.
Bay, near the Russian border. Anal­
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E .
Scientific and Nervous Visitor (at
yses at Christiania show that the ore
L O O
A Little Close.
tion, because the presence of titanium country hotel)— I suppose there’ s no
r . X. u.
X o . 10—1 8 0 3 .
“ You married a rich wife, didn’t
which Is regarded as a good Indica­ ptomaine in this pie?
Waiter
(quite
equa'
to
the
occasion)
you?” asked Jones ol his friend.
tion. because the presence of tlanlum
SHOES
“ Yes.” he sighed, “ but Bhe hasn’ t TT HEN writing to advertiser* pleM*
In large quantity retards the melting __No sir. We neverjuts that in unless
U N IO N M A D I
TT mention this paper.
specially
ordered.—Sinch.
L
—
ill
declared
any dividend vet.”
of ore. It Is said there are good har­
W. t Z OouQlm m m a k a a
m o o 's O o o d y a a r W o t t J H a n d -
rf R j-o cm m s) a h o o s t h a n a n y o i h a r bors near these new iron fields, and
f s a c t u r a r In l h a w o r ld .
surveys have shown that the ore cov­
ers a very large territory.
$25,000 REW ABD
' rill b e p a id to a n y o n e w h o
Recent researches by Professor Mac-
an d isp ro v e th is sta tem en t.
fayden have shown that many micro­
Because W . L . Douglas
the largest m anufacturer
organisms can be exposed to the tem­
e can ouy cheaper and
perature of liquid air for a period of
produce his shoes a t a
six months without any appreciable
ow er cost than other con - ^
eras, w h ich enables him
loss of vitality, although, at such a
> sell shoes for $3.60 and
temperature, the ordinary chemical
3.00 equal in every
processes of the living cell must
iray to those sold else- 1
Rrhere for $4 aud $5.00.
cease. Referring to Professor Mac-
T h e Dousrlas s ecret p r o - --------~
*.fe*o-
fayden's experiments. Professor James
•s o f t a a n ln a th e b o tto m s o le s p r o d u c e s » M o ­
tel y p o r e le a th e r ; m o re fle x ib le a n d w ill w e a r
Dewar says that the organisms In the
n g er t h a n a n y o th e r t a n n a g e in t h e w o ria .
T h o K in d V o n H a ve A lw ays B on p h t, a n d w h ich has b een '
T he sa les h a v e m o re t h a n d o u b le d t h s j j a s t fo u r
state Just described "cannot be said
in use fo r o v e r 3 0 years, has b orn e th o signature o f
to be either alive or dead, in the ordi
an d has been m o d e u n d er his p e r­
nary acceptation of these words. It
A gain o f
4 « « .'T O In Four Years.
sonal supervision sin ce its infancy.
Is a new and hitherto unobtained con­
W . L. D O U G L A S * 4 .0 0 G IL T S p O I L l . l ,
A llo w n o on e t o d eceiv e you In this.
dition of living matter—a third state.”
W o r th * 8 .0 0 C o m p a r e d w ith O th e r M a k e s .
POSITIVELY CURES
S
CONQUERS
PAIN.
il
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
G e n u in e
C a r t e r 's
POTATOES TSZ
K
6»<t Im port*, a n . Km trlcan Ira th tr,. H r » '*
•ent C a lf. C n im e i, Box C a lf, C a lf. V lr l K id , O m n m
a nd N ation al Kangaroo. F a s t Co lo r C y t l e t i 0 .
flk .n 4 l.ri « T h * . . n u l n » h . v . W . L . OOUC4I-AO
t a i m a n : n a m . a n d p r ic e mtampoA o n b o tto m .
f
S Bhorx bv m a il, Mr. extra. H int. Catalog f r t r .
.ffl.L. UOIUL/IS. Il KO» A T O », MAH.
f -
AMERICAN
CREAM
SEPARATORS
Are »old »abject to ap­
proval and at a price
that w ill enable you
to make a good profit
on a few cow». The
cleanest, faire»t m a­
chine in all the world.
Strongest In ALL these point« than any
other, viz:
Close Skim m ing.
L igh t Running.
E a sy Cleaning.
D urability.
Write for free catalogue.
MITCHtU, LEWIS \ STIVER CO.
PO RTLAND . Ore.
SPOKANE. W u h .
BOISE. Idoho
Won Medal, Part«, 1 »».
„ „ „ _______ IL« fAILS.
:.ra«h Syrup. T o t o Goad,
n tima, «old bv drUffffiPtA.
r~ n iM s u m p t i o n
Little Liver Pills.
A ll C oun terfeits, Im itations a n d “ J u s t-a s -g o o d ” are b u t
E xp erim en ts th a t trifle w ith a n d en d an ger th e health o f
In fa n ts a n d C hildren—E xp erien ce against E xperim en t.
R O O S E V E L T 'S IN T IM A T E .
It» H W O A v a i . ' -
C h e a te r I . I -o n ir. R e c e n t l y E le c t e d B en-
n to r fr o m K «n »a ».
Kansas has recently elected a United
States Senator to succeed \V. T. Har
ris The chosen individual is Chester
I. Long, the Con-
years old and is the
y o u n gest Senator
gressman, who Is 44
ever elected in the
State. He Is a na-
ilive o f
Pennsyl­
vania. a former res­
ident of Missouri,
and a graduate of
the law office of
George R. Peck,
oow of Chicago,
| C h e s t e r l. l o n g . w|,o induced him to
i enter politic*. He is now serving his
fourth term In Congress. He Is a per
sonal friend of President Roosevelt.
Q r e a t-g r a n d < la u g h te r s o f
Promolcs Diftön.CheerFuf-
ness and Resbrtains neither
pium.Morpll norMiueraL
o t
H
a r j t ic
.
of ou WLunrciŒH
POmpkm S i
M x . Senna *
„
a
ftr z z z i,
S sW i
Aperfecl RertforConslipa-
Tton,SourS ch,Diarrhoea
Worms ,Conv ns .Feverish­
ness and L g d f S l e e p .
What is CASTORIA
C astoria is a harm less substitute fo r C astor O il, P a re ­
g o r ic , D rop s a n d Soothing Syrups. I t is P leasant. 16
contains n eith er O pium , M orph in e n o r oth er N arcotio
substance. Its a g e is its guarantee. I t destroys W orm s
a n d allays F everishness. It cures Diarrhoea an d W in d
C olic. It relieves T eeth in g T rou bles, cu res C onstipation
an d F latulency. I t assim ilates th e F o o d , regulates th e
Stom ach an d Bovrels, givin g healthy an d natural sleep.
T h e C hildren’s I*anacea—T h e M oth er’ s F rien d.
G E N U IN E
CASTORIA
ALW AYS
Bears the Signature of
F r a n k lin
Miss YValnwright and M is s Schroe-
der, the latter a daughter of the Gov
ernor of Guam, have Just entered
W a s h in g t o n society.
The young la­
dies are great granddaughters of Ben­
jamin Franklin._____________
| Some women in their party clothes
look like Christmas dolla-
The Kind You M e Always Bought
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
THE c t m u R (
rNTNtCT. NCi