The Leader., February 13, 1903, Image 3

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Modest Worth.
" I dont’ see,” said tbe sensible gilt
“ how yoo could bring yourself to rpn
Are Impure matters which the ski*, around after that actor; such a conceit-
liver, kidneys and other organs can
Btiek aB *ie i8*”
ns*t leirn „«wo
„¡.L 4 . , ..
.
‘ You’ re mistaken," replied the mat-
■ot take care of w.thout help, there it inee f irl.
^ #9 Pui0de„ a9 ba
such an accumulation of them
can be.
Why, when I asked him
They litter the whole system.
whom he considered the greatest actor
Pimples, boils, eczema and other in the world he actually blushed, and
eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired replied that it wasn’ t for him to say."
—Philadelphia Press.
feeling, bilious turns, fits of indiges­
P ocking C hairs C ause Insanity.
tion, Bull headaches and many other
The rocking chair causes insanity, so
troubles are due to them.
it is said.
In fact, physiciauu an*
claiming that rocking chairs are tbe
cause of most of the nervous troubles
from which women suffer, and are ad­
vising their relegation to any place
Remove all humors, overcomo all where they will not be used.
their Jeffects, strengthen, tone and
All in Vain.
Invigorate the whole system.
Clara— I suppo-e I shall have to give
**I had salt rheum on my hands so that I Mr. Fiddleback the next dance.
Maud— Why don’ t you sit it out with
©ould not work. I took Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and it drove out the humor. I continued him?
‘ ‘ Well, I’ re tried that." — New
Its un t i l l the sores disappeared.” Mas.
Yorker.
1mA O. B rown , Rum ford Falls, Me.
H ood 's Sarsaparilla prom ises to
All R ight A n y w a y .
euro and keeps the prom ise.
Miss Thin— Don't yeu think my new
drees is just exquisite?
W h o K now s?
Fannie— Oh, lovely! I think that
■¡■Skdam smoke?
Did Eve wear dressmaker of yours could make a
Did Solomon chew tobacco? clothed prop look graceful.
Did Ruth chew’ gum? Did the children
T o B r e a k in N e w S h o e s ,
of Israel make for a beer garden after
crossing the Red Sea? Did Rebecca Neat I t A c l u w r a e y s s c s h h i a l b k l e a i i n n s A , l l d e a n m s p F , o o s w t - E e a a t s i e n , g a , p a o c w h d i n e g r , .
gum drops?— Lexington, Mich., Week­ s w o l l e n f e e t . C u r e s C o r n s a n d B u n i o n s . A t
a l l d r u g g i s t s a n d s h o e s t o r e s , 2.rw. D o n 't a c c e p t
ly News.
ill JM Humors
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pilh/s
^ C ir c u m s t a n c e s A lter F a c e s .
But she used to be considered quite
igla beauty."
fhat was before her father failed."
M others w ill fina
Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
a S s B ip the beet remedy to use lor their
1 during the teething period.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
I WANT TO BUT FOR CASH
RATHER HAVE THE MONEY.
Chicken, Dufck and Geese feath*
ers. Address
The business methods of liisurauce I ®
O.
S M IT H .
companies ure not all to the liking of
a shrewd uld German farmer with
whom a certain agent had some deal-
| ings. The house of the farmer, insur­
ed for two thousand dollars, had burn­
ed down, says the St. Louis Globe-Dem­
ocrat. The privilege of replacing a
I burned house is reserved by insurance
companies, aud the ugeut, having this
in mind, said to the farmer:
"W eil put you up a better house than
the one you had for six hundred dol­
lars.”
"Xeiu!” said the farmer, emphatic­
ally. “ I vill haf my one tousaud dol­
lar or notings! Dot house could not
be built again for even a tousaud.”
“ Oh, yes, It could." said the insurance
man. "It was an old bouse. It doesn't
cost so much to build houses nowadays.
A six-huudred-dollar new bouse would
be a lot bigger aud better than the old
one.”
Some month's later, when the in­
surance man was out for a day's shoot­
Greatest, Cheapest Food
ing, he rode up agaiu to the farmer's
on Earth for Sheop, Swine,
C attlo, etc.
place.
trill be worth 1100 t9 you to read what
Balzcr*
catalog say* about rape.
"Just thought I ’d stop while I was up
Billion D ollar G rass
here,” he said, “ to see if you wanted
will positively ir.aUe you rich; 19 tuua
to take out a little insurance.”
o f hay and lota o f pasture per acre, ao
also Brotnus, l’ cannt, Hpcltz, Maciuuu»
“ I got notings to Insure,” said the
wheat forurid, hot soils, 63 bus. per
acre. 20th Century Outs, 2.M) bus. per
farmer—“ notings hut my vife.”
acre and Teoslnte, Yields 1 0 0 t o u *
Green Fodder per acre.
"Well, then,” said the insurance nmn,
a n y s u b s titu te . S a m p le m a ile d F R E L . A d d r e s s
Forthle Notice and 10 o.
cheerfully,
"insure
her.”
A lle n 8 . O lm s te a d , L e R o y , N . v
wo mnll big catalog and 10 Farm Seed
Kovvltics, fully worth $10 to gets start.
"Neln!” said the farmer, with de­
T h e P rofeasor Knew .
termination. " I f she die. you come out
"Professor," the seeker after knowl- here uud say. 'I not gif you one tou-
edge inquired of the great toxicologist. sand dollar. I get you a bigger und a
F . K , Ü.
M o. 7— 1003«
" i f a tarantula were to bite you, what better vife for six hundred.’ No, sir;
would be the first thing you'd do?"
1 (lakes no more insurance oud!”
H E N writing* to a d v e r tis e r s p le a s e
" Y e ll," replied the scientist prompt­
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r.
ly.— Philadelphia Press.
VICIOUS LOOKING
o.
Foot of Morrison Street.
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r a l M a c h in e r y .
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Here is a sword which you can ap­
parently run through a person, and
yet, strange to say. It will not produce
any serious results. Of course, the
reason is because you do not even
scratch the skin. Still, those who see
you thrust will be absolutely certain
that you have sent the blade clean
through your opponent, and you can
keep up the delusion by oausing to
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My y ou n g chicken* com m enced dy in g, and a fte r losing fo u r dozen I pur­
chased a package o f y ou r PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, w hich »topped tnem
from d ying and T have constantly kep t It on hand e v er since. I can recom m end
It a* Just what is needed In raising p ou ltry .
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Poole Bldg., Foot of Morrison St.
PORTLAND, OR BOON
NEW ORGAN
A story is being told In Curls of tile
shah which savors more of previous
monarch than of the present occupant
of the Persian throne. When he went
over to Franca the shah suffered from
toothache, and so a dentist was sum­
moned to remove the offending tooth.
But like less exalted mortals, the slmh,
when he found himself face to face
with the dentist, discovered that his
toothache had disappeared, and so ab­
solutely refused to be operated on.
However, his majesty declared that lie
did not wish the dentist to lose his
time, and so commanded that a tooth
should he extracted from each of his
suite. He said tills with his eyes on
the ground, and then, suddenly looking
up. found, to his Intense amusement,
that all his ministers and staff had
quietly slipped away except the grand
vizier, whom he complimented upon be­
ing the only one faithful enough to
undergo a little dlaeomfort for his sov­
ereign's sake, and then dismissed the
dentist with a present.—New York
Press.
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^ASTORIA
TMC e iN T lU R CO
Tbe result of tests of a liquid air
plant made at Cornell University, re­
ported at tbe Pittsburg meeting of tbe
American Association for the Advance­
ment of Science, indicates that the ex­
penditure of one hprse power continu­
ously for one hour results In the pro­
duction of just enough liquid air to
produce, If utilized In Its turn as a
source of power. In a perfect machine,
one horse power for one minute. The
experimenter adds that the most ef­
ficient method of obtaining liquid air
as yet discovered would increase tbe
time to only five minutes.
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Man's T r o u b l e s .
Man's chief troubles are women and
money.
"Yes—the latter when he hasn’t got
It and the former when he has.”—Kan­
sas City Journal.
When money la tight the pawnbroker ;
Is apt to take the pledge. *
H e r e Is a p i c t u r e o i o n e o f t h e m o s t p e r f e c t l y f i n i s h e d o r g a n s n o w m a n u f a c t u r e d .
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F in e v e r y la r g e b e v e le d F r e n c h p la t e m ir r o r , p e r fe c t ly
fin is h e d ; a n o r n a m e n t to a n y m a n s io n .
N u m e r o u s n e w a n d v a l u a b l e i m p r o v e m e n t s a r e e m b o d i e d in t h i s o r g a n , m a k i n g i t
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gusli from the wound some red liquid
which looks exactly like btoodr This
Ingenious weapon consists of a blade,
which has two sections, aud of curved
arms, which are connected both with
the sections and with each other.
When necessary the sections can be
rigitlly joined together. A flexible tube
is also connected with the sword, and
Purely for Love.
W e ls h and E n glish L u n atics.
there is also a collapsible bulb, by
“ He says he is in business for love.”
There are over 110,000 lunatics in means of which a liquid can at any
“ VFhat is his business?”
England and Wa as, and the annual time tie forced through this tube. It
“ He runs a matrimonial agency.” — cost of their maintenance is 3,000,000 will readily be seen that with a wea­
Philadelphia North American.
pounds.
pon of this kind a skilful gladiator can
provide much Innocent entertainment.
CASTORIA
candy
good
child.
JOHN ASALZtR SEED CO. “ ^
rm an en n j o u r«u
S o flu o r ij.r v o u .i u «
Jennie— Herbie, it says here another l C l I T I Q « 9 P a a fte
r first <iay’ s n * * o f I>r. K li n e ’s G rea t N ervt
R e s torer. 8 c u d fo r F i t K E $ - ¿ . 0 0 tr ia l bottle a n d tre a t­
o c to g e n a ria n is dead.
Vt hat’s an octo­ ise.
D b . R . II. K l in b . L td . «31 A r c h S t.. P h ila d e lp h ia , P a
genarian'.'
Herbie -W e ll, I don’ t know what
D eveloped a N egative.
they are, but they must be awfully
Rita— Why is Mr. Kodak so glum
sickly creatures. You never hear of looking?
’em but they’ re dying. — Brooklyn
Nita—He and Eleanor have jnst
Life.
come out of the darkroom, where he
had evidently developed a negative.
Of C ourse.
, Ella— What is your idea of a good
C olor in th e A r c tic s.
hearted fellow?
The leading color pictures in the
Stella— One who spends hjs money
■ on me ami lets his creditors wait for February Century— tbe most nevel and
curious in subject of any that magazine
»their pay.— New Y'ork Times.
has yet published— are from interest­
O lives.
ing and beautiful studies of the aurora
Do you like olives?
You have to borealis made by Frank Wilbert Stokes
learn to like them, of course, but you while in the Arctic in tbe fall of 1892,
will be? sorry you did not Cultivate a and are richly worthy the subject.
taste forjjthem before — particularly if They reproduce in print for the first
you let r your grocer send you a bottle time in a popular magazine the wonder
of the Monopole variety.
Monopole ful effects of tbe aurora. Mr. Stokes,
olivoa are the largset which come to [fkobably the first real colorist to visit
, this conutry. They are also the most the Arctic regions, was with the Peary
, luscious and tenderest which the far and relief expeditions on the Kite when
famed olive growers of Spain produce, he was privileged to see some color dia.
lie mill you secure this brand from plays worth all the dangers and priva­
your dealer.
Wadhams & Kerr Bros., tions of the trip. His word painting is
Monopple Grocers and Dry Coffee Boast­ as vivid and interesting as his color
work.
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