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About The Leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1895-1903 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 16, 1903)
J O H N N Y C A N U C K IN WAR. ________ Mother I | T h e C a n ad ian S o ld ie r In A fr i c a E s- Wanted • Year’s 0«nr«n«y. “ It’s almost impossible, dear, to lease a house for a shorter term than one year, nowadays,” he said, so, i protect myself, I must ask you-— “ Ask me what?” interrupted his j bride-to-be I ' To agree not to seek a divorce I untn m iuc the elplratlon _____ 0f the first years j ¡¡¡^ ^ ^ C a th o lic Standard, hibited Some Boer Trait«. T o South Africa Great Britain sent Tommy Atkins. Australia forwarded Tommy Cornstalk and Canada dis- “ My mother was troubled witl u ,.„h h»a consumption for many years. jJ. patched Johnny Canuck. Mmh -has last she was given up to die. Thet l**en «aid regarding the merits of the she tried A yer’ s Cherry Pectoral i lighting material raised by the empire and was speedily cured.’ ’ and nothing save praise has come our D. P. Jolly, Avoca, N . Y i Quite Consistent. way. W e are, therefore, not in search Miss Malnchanti— i suppose you’ve of compliments, nor do we wish to No matter how hard ¡draw' any invidious distinctions. That heard of my engagement to Mr. | your cough or how long Canada did Its duty and did it well I* j A9cott_ Y es. and I confess I |sufficient for the average Canadian. In was surpriBed. You told me once; you have had it, Ayer’s other quarters, however, the part taken that you wouidn't marry him for a Cherry Pectoral is the ! in the war by Johnny Canuck and oth- mn||on dollars. best thing you can take. er Britons is still a subject of com- Miss Malnchantz—1 know, dear, but I discovered later that he had two ' merit. It’s too risky to wait A story o f the war, written by an millions. until you have consump CHRISMAN & BANGS, Props. | Australian, Corporal Adams, gives the I tion. If you are coughini I impression o f a man In the ranks. The | Their Only Hope, writer, who speaks highly o f the work | “ I believe,” said Mrs. Oldun, sharp- today, get a b o ttle oj of the Aautralians, concedes that the [ ly, “ that there should be a law against Cherry Pectoral at once ¡empire produced two kmds of soldlers ba.c“ nde,.. exclalmed peppery; Three «lie« : 25c., 56c., SI. All 4nr^st§. [ that were even better. The best. In his j „ why the only hope of some women ) judgment, were the Canadians, and ! are the bachelors, for the widowers Consult your doctor. I f he any« take it. then do aa he «»7«; If he tella you not next came the New Zealanders. Of the are too particular.”—Philadelphia C arrying Passengers to take It, then don't take It. He know« Leave It with him. We are willin*. W'* Canadians Mr. Adams speaks In tills j Record. J. 0. AYER CO., Lowell, Masa. and U. S. M a H wise: “ Their dashing actions, cool fe- j ----------------------- rocity, quiet ’slimness’ and guileless T o B reak in N ew shoe«, ‘verneukery’ of the Boers themselves! Always shake in Allens Foot- Kase. a powder. Doting Dotage. . . . . , . . , . , It cures chilblains, damp, sweating, aching. — a n d th eir pure hard ch eek — ren d ered i ,wouen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At Miss De Spite— I Just dote ol them fa m o u s aud fa s c in a tin g w h e r e v e r all drngglsts and shi* stores 4’« . ten t sccapt .. . .. . . 7. ... any substitute. Sample mailed FBEL. Address George, 1 understand he threw yoi| th ey w en t. As an illu stra tio n o f th e A liens. Olinslead, LeRoy, N\ v over. "verneukery” of the Canadians, an I n - ---------------------- Miss De Sweet—Yes; In dotage on-3 is liable to do almost anything. 11 cldent in which they trapped the tricky How the Fall Has Fallen. ¡sarps, op Johannesburg police, by | Patience— I understand Mr. and Tough On Him. adopting the Boer tactics, Is cited. Mrs. Styles are just going away now “ Miss Strong is exceedingly mascu The Canadians held a strong position j for their vacation. Patrice— Yes; they remind one of line, isn't she?” remarked Miss Asi on the edge o f a ridge which the zarps j Adam and Eve when they were leav- cum. were trying to capture. A fter a desul ing the garden of Eden, don't they? “Most atwociously so,” remarked! tory engagement the Canadians rose j “ What an idea?” ! young Mr. Sissy, with some heat. A L U CASES O F and ostentatiously retired. They gallop-1 "W ell, you see, they, too. are going! "You seem to speak from expert? ed past a gap In the ridge, through away for the fall.”— Yonkers States- i lence?” I “ Yaas, I do. She got Into the e le « which the Boers could see them In full man. _________________ 1 vatah with me in the Skyscrape buildfl j retreat, but under cover of the hill they ( _ , . , „„„ . ing one day and when she saw me she! by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable. returned to their old positions, where J & S & E S Z l coughs amTcoids-^At deliberately wemoved her hat . J they silently awaited the pursuing j druggists. Price 25 cents. j held it in her hand until I got off.^ Boers. It was not often that the coun- j _________________ i F. A. W ER N1AN, O F B A L T IM O R E , S A Y S : trymen of slippery Dewet were caught 0ne Explanation. Didn't Walt to Hear. _ B a ltim o r e , Md., March 30 , ioor. by such a ruse, says the Toronto Mail . , , Hewitt—Gruett says that you arel Gentlemen : — Being: entirely cured of deafness, thanks to your treatment, I will now give yon m full history of my case, to be used at your discretion. and Empire, hut we are Informed th a t1 uS(,d to be afraid of him About five years ago my right ear began to sing, and this kept on getting worse, until I lost Jewett— Afraid of him ! W h y , it my hearing » _ in this ear entirely. ____ely. in this Instance is was entirely success- Fudge__Oh. yes they are. Only I underwent a treatment for catarrh, for three months, without any success, consulted a num- ful. The Boers advanced until at 200 now chronic liars have such a variety was only yesterday that I called him ^ GENERAL L IV E R Y BUSINESS TRANSACTED COTTAGE GROVE % BOHEMIA •STAGE LINE ARE YOU DEAF? ANY HEAD NOISES? DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW CURABLE HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY. ber of physicians, among others, the most eminent ear specialist of this city, who told me that only an operation could help me, and even that only temporarily, that thé head noises would then cease, but the hearing in the affected ear would be lost forever. I then saw your advertisement accidentally in a New York paper, and ordered your treat ment. After Iliad used it only a few days according to your directions, the noises ceased, and to-dav, after five weeks, my hearing in the diseased ear has been entirely restored. I thank you heartily and beg to remain Very truly yours, K. À. WURMAN, 730 S. Broadway, Baltimore, Md. Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation. • “• S M . “ “ YOU CAN CURE YOURSELF AT HOME IN TERN ATIO N AL AU RAL CLINIC, 596 LA S ALLE A V E ., CHICAGO, IL L . yards the Canadians opened a deadly and effective fire, before which the sup- posed victors retired with heavy loss and in havoc. Thus they were, in the vernacular o f the veldt, “ vemeuked” by the Canadians, for whom, as they have subsequently, testified, they ac quired a wholesome dread. A B O U T T H E T IP P IN G E V IL. EAST AND SOUTH —V I A — The Shasta J o h n so n EBY Route — O F TH E— SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY, Trains leave C o tta u k G rovr for Portland and way stations at 2:14 a m 12:55 pm Lv Portland * 8:.10 a m 1:30 p m A v Cottage Grove 2:57 p in 2:06 p in Ar Ashland 12:55 a rn 12:35 p IH Ar Sacramento 5:00 p in 4:35 a in A r San Francisco 7:55 p in 8:56 a ni I* ill I vii tail a n d T o u r is t C a rs on both trains. 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H 1* rancisco. “ Go to India, Singapore, Attorney-at-Law Hongkong, Manila and Japanese cities Special attention given to Collections. and you will find that the Americans have turned things topsy-turvy.” COTTAGE GKO VE, OREGON. Mr. Hofei is returning to St. Louis after a year in the Orient. His one E. Y O U N G complaint is the m«» .»e r in which American tourists have caused prices ATTORNEY-iT-LAI to soar skyward. The fault with Amer-1 leans is that wherever they go they at on Main Street, West Sida* tempt to “ show off” and their habit of tipping far in excess of benefits receiv C otta ge G ro v e , Or. ed has Increased even that bane of traveling. Europeans generally do not exceed a tip of one-tenth of their bill Q E N T IS T in cafes aud other places of service. On the other hand, Americans tip eti-1 DR. H. M. P E T R IE tirely out o f all proportion to the cost of things received. When an American All Work Warranted. goes into a cafe and his bill amounts to r >0 or 7.5 cents in «American money, he Offlca Pint Door West of Sherwood House. tells the waiter to keep the change of a dollar. People following in the wake £ T. ANDERSON, M. D o f those extravagant tipsters usually Physician and Surgeon find out to their sorrow that they must Surgery and Female diseases A Specialty. All pay equally well or put up with poor calls promptly attended to. service. Office lu Sherwood block: Night calls at The rickslm runners even have made New Era Drug Store. Phone 156 Main. up their minds that when an American appears among them he must be mulct H. C. MADSEN. ed. They raise the prices and then I expect tips as well. In Manila the cocheros, instead o f being the obse quious jelius o f the old Spanish days, Watches Clocks and Jewelry have now become independent beings, A t Low est P ric e s........ •and if they feel that they will not get more than the regulation fare, refuse to accept a passenger on the ground DOST. G RIFFIN . that they are engaged. +W ÄG O N- “ T o say that one is an American.” said Mr. Ilofel, according to the Hono Repairing and Refilling is Our Trade. lulu Advertiser. ” is to announce that A ll work warranted. C or M a in & i s t S t s .. Cottage Grove, Oregon. you are to stand and be robbed in broad daylight. The servile people which we used to know in the Orient H E R B E R T L E IG H , are not so now in the ease of Ameri ASSAYER and METALLURGIST. cans. European travelers, however, escape from this condition of affairs, Eugene, Ore. Best equipped Assay Laboratory in tha stata. and they are treated with as much re spect as formerly.” Prompt and reliable returns guaranteed. 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