The Leader., December 19, 1902, Image 7

never Still.
Mr*. Naggem— And do you love me
•till?
Nugfem (woarily) — I don’t know; Of America Use Pe-ru-na For Ail
I’ve never bad tbe chance.
BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS
Catarrhal Diseases.
The Truth.
If we did not think Monopole Spices
to be purer, stronger and more fragrant
than any other kind, we would not say
so. It is because we have examined
and compared very cloeely the Mono­
pole with every other brand that we
gre so positive in our statement. All
we care to have you do is to give them
a fair trial. The quality of the spiceB
will oo the rest. Your grccer handles
Monopole goods or can get them for you
Wadhams & Kerr Bros., packers, 1’ort-
land, Or. ______________ __
j
Long Hair
h
A S n n t • a e
s a s ago
*nn m
u hair
h a i r was
wa«
“ About
year
my
coming out very fast, to I bought
a bottle of Ayer’a Hair Vigor. It
»topped the falling and made my
hair grow very rapidly, until now ft
is 45 inchea in length.” — Mr». A.
Boydaton, Atchison, Kans.
Hlllis—-Whew! Why do you have
your office as hot sb an oven? Willis— i
It's there I make my daily bread.—
Town and Country.
“ Why, liarold, I ’m surprised! Yon
should wait until the blessing Is ask-1
There’s another hunger
ed." “I did ask mine.’’ “You did?”
“Yea: aud God said 'Go ahead!’ ”—
than that of the stomach.
Life.
Costs You Nothing
Hair hunger, for instance.
Clasa In history: Teacher—Jamie, I
To catch cold—you set
Hungry hairneeds food,
something for no lilng,
can you tell me why Lincoln Is called
sure enough. You can
One More.
needs hair vigor— A yer's.
kt-ep it if you want It,
the martyr President? Jamie—’Cause
hut you can iret rid of It
The conversation turned upon people
This is why we say that
he has to stand for all tile Lincoln sto­
by u s la c Q q m i !<»■«•
notorious foi telling falsehoods.
C ough 1»to p s . Keep
ries.—Ex.
a box in the house.
Ayer’s
Hair
Vigor
always
“ In all my life,” says the hostess.
They taste nice, look
“So
you
are
going
to
get
an
automo­
nice, are nice. Made
restores color, and makes
‘‘I have never told a fib three times.”
of honey and menthol,
bile?” “Yes,” answered the man who
ft Cents a box. rtold by
“ Well, that maxes the fourth,” said
the
hair
grow
long
and
all druggists and con­
is always thinking of his health; “the
Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh.
her husband, skeptically.—Judge.
fectioners. Tw> boxes
heavy, sim • mu «, ah dmum*.
doctor says I must walk more.”—
sent by mail postpaid
W o m a n ’ , U .n .v o lr n t A s s o c ia tio n o f
on receipt of 10c. in
Washington
Star.
C IT Q Permanently Oureu Jfo nta or nervousneai
stamps.
C h iu H g o .
If your druggist cannot supply you,
■ W alter tirat •lay’» meof l»r Mine’s Great N err«
send us one dollar and we will exy
Mrs. Eortyodd—A man is as old as
Restorer. Send tor F i t
0 0 trial bottle and treat-
Mr*. Henrietta A. 8. .Marsh, Presi­
Pacific Coast
you a bottle, Be sure and give the name
We- Pa.R. U K une . Ltd. V31 Arch St.. Philadelphia,Pa
he
feels,
hut
a
woman
Is
as
old
as
she
Biscuit Co.
dent Woman's Benevolent Association,
of your nearest t express ofluc ce. Address,
Lowell,
Mass.
Portland, Ore.
J
.
C.
A
Y
ER
CO.
looks.
Mr.
Oldbeau—Really,
madam,
of 327 Jackeon Park Terrace, Wood-
A Matter of Wonder,
that doesn't apply to your case, I ’m
Mrs. Peck (who has returned from lawn, Chicago, ¡11., gays:
“ I suffered with la grippe for seven sure.—Chicago Dally News.
Niagara)— I stood speechless—
An Adequate Supply.
El Eriair mi I —Nickel Anode* ^ure cure
The Browning clubs of Boston: "Do
Mr. Peck — Wonderful, wonderful! weeks and nothing helped me until I
“ Henpeck hag given np smoking eh?
tlLUmu Dtll for Rheumatism, Nervous­
ness, etc. F am pie postpaid fl.
(to himself)— I wonder how Niagara tried Peruna. I felt at once that I had you still read Browning ln Boston?” That takes a good deal of will power.”
at last secured the right medicine and "Oh. dear, no. We all learned him
did it?— Detroit Free Press.
lUCTfilC IKSO l ES
“ Yea. H is wife has it.” — Fuck.
kept steadily improving.
Within by heart long ago. We merely dis­
colds. Send size of shoe, ladies or gents
H O W ’ S T i l I ST
Price
per pair, 75c, postpaid.
Plso s Cure Is a remedy for coughs, colds three weeks I was fully restored.” — cuss him now."—Chicago ltecord-Her-
Thm A l e I v a t S u p p l y O o . ,
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, Henrietta A. 8. Marsh.
P. O. Box 145, Portland, Oregdfi.
ald.
at druggists.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
Send 2c for eatalague of many useful
Base of Cattarrh that can not be cured by Halloa
Independent O rd er o f Good T em p lars,
household articles.
Dorothy—Say, auntie, Is religion Catarrh
Cure.
o f W a sh in g to n .
Not Up-to-Date.
something to wear? A jn t Julia—My
F. J . CHENKY A Co., Props., Toledo, O.
.................
Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer I . O. dear, why do you ask such foolish We the undersigned.have known F . J. Cheney
“ His novel was a failure, I under­
ler the past 15years, and believe him perfectly
G.
T.,
of
Everett,
Wash.,
has
used
the
stand.”
questions? Dorothy—’Cause papa said honorable in all busineas transactions and fin­
great catarrnal tonic, Peruna, for an
able to carry ou tan y obligation! made
“ Of course it was.”
you used your religion for a cloak.— ancially
by their firm.
aggravated
case
of
dyspepsia.
She
“ Why of course?”
W est & T rtjax ,
Judge.
C a ttle and H ogs for m arket. Shortens
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
fattening period one-fourth. Saves Feed.
“ Oh, he was so terribly behind the writes:
W alding K innan A M arvin ,
Fuddy—There is one thing about
‘‘Alter
having
a
severe
attack
of
la
tim es."
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Flanders
that
I
like.
He
never
has
grippe, I also suffered with dyspepsia.
FATTEST CATTLE.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally,acting
“ In what way.”
anything to say about his aches and lirectly on the blood and muoous surfaces of “I fed Prussian Stock Food last winter and turned
“ Why, he called his heroine Eliza­ After takiug Peruna I could eat my pains. Daddy—No; but he's all the die system. Price 75c per bottle, Bold by all off the fattest cattle 1 ever had for the same length
of time.* * * | consider
Irugglsts. Testim onia______
liais free.
beth, and everybody knows that that is regular meals with relish, my system
Prussian Stock Food
time bragging about his splendid Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
well worth the cost
entirely out of date. We are now in 7 “ bu,lt UF‘.
!iealth
health.—Bostou
Transcript.
1 would not be with*
the Dorothy cycle of liter.tu.e, and I ■ 1
rem* lnf ln ««ellen t strength
If Others Only Knew It.
out It.—G. W. A rn by ,
Miss Ascum—Wasn’t that Mr. Bonds
P a rk e r. S. D.
have an idea that Joeephine is doming ^ J T ,1" 0W f°r OVer * V * ' " - “ « -
Bright—
Have
you
heard
the
latest
I
saw
you
walking
with
last
evening?
next.” —Brooklyn Eagle.
T' . ' V ’ Co‘lln\
mother-in-law
joke?
_____
i If you do not derive prompt and sat* Miss Coy—Yes. Miss Ascum—He's a
p n P P Take this ad.
r n L u to the dealer
Dulle—There are no mother-in-law
The Unlucky Thirteen.
iflfactor/ results from the use of Peru- landed freeholder of the county, Isn’t
M O H w h o iie name
appears below and get a
jokes!—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
he?
Mlsa
Coy
(blushlngl—Well-er-he
copy
of the F a r m e r ' s &
Prison V isito r-W h y are you here, !“*' write at onta to Dr’ Hartm»n’ 8iT'
S t o c k m a n ’ s H an d B oom
my misguided friend?
ln* a lul1 ■tatement of your caseand ho isn't quite landed yet.—Philadelphia
Makes Your Liver Lively.
I U K I l A ad
Prisoner— I ’m the victim of the un- *!*'. 66 Plea8ed to * ive Fou hia valuable Press.
C o a st A gents
A lazy, languid liver keeps you in bad health
lucky number 13.
advice gratis.
She was a teacher in one of the all the time. Wake it up to lively action with
V isitor-Ind eed ! How’s that?
Address Dr. Hartman, president of lower classes, aud Bhe was trying to Cascarets Candy Cathartic. All druggistB, 10c,
_____________________
P riso n e r-T w e lv e jurors and n„« th* Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, remind the young scholar of the letter 26c, 60c.
Ohio.
judge.
W ell Trained.
r. “Now, Tommy, what comes at the
Old Lady (to boy who has fetched
end of dinner?" “Oh, yes, ping-pong!”
Safer, Too.
1 Liquidity of th e Berm an Language.
Lover—One kiss is worth a hundred
Mr- Casey, under the impression that shouted Tommy, Joyfully.—Yonkers her a glass of water)—Thank you, my
**A ta p e w o r m e i g h t e e n f e e t lo n g a t
boy; you were very quick about it.
letteie.
the perfuming machine was a phono- Statesman.
least came on the scone after my taking two
Boy—That's
nothin’,
ma’am.
I
’m
CASCARETS.
This I am sure has oaused my
Tourist—Do these racing automo­
Damsel—Oh, you’re very sentimen- kr»ph, dropped a cent in the elot and
bad health for the past three years. I am still
tal.
| placed the tube to his ear.
biles give you farmers much trouble? used to it. I had a job of oarrying taking Cascarets. the only oathartic worthy of
water to the elephants in a circus.
ootioe by sensible people ”
Lover—Oh, no. The kiss, you know,
“ Wow!” he exclaimed suddenly, Native—No end uv it! It's got so now
Qso W B owi . m , Baird, Mias.
can’t be introduced in a breach of <' in Bin 8 the tube from him.
“ I t ’s a that when we see a dark, funeral­ Pick-Me-Up.
wonder
eome
one
wouldn’t
invint
shaped cloud approaching we don't
promise suit.
r
CANDY
o B r e a k In N ew S h o e s,
| waterproof records for thim dom Ger- know whether to run fer a gun or a Always T shake
' 1 , ^
CA TH ARTIC
^
in Allens Foot-Ease, a powder.
A Synonym .
! man songs!"— New York Sun.
It cures chilblains, damp, sweating, aching,
cyclone cellar!—Puck.
Bwollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At
“ What i a synonym?” asked a
Forgot himself: Mrs, Henpeck—We all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept
teacher.
M others will linn Mrs. Winslow's Sooth,
any substitute. Sample mailed FR E E. Address
“ Please, s ir.” said a lad, “ it’s a tng Syrup the best remedy to use tor their hev bln married twenty years to-day, Allen S. Olmstead, LeRoy, N. Y
Hiram. Hiram (with a sigh)—Yes; fer
word you can use in place of another if ahUUren during the teething period.
twenty years we’ve fought----- Mrs.
The Cause of Failure.
you don’t know how to spell the other
Quick Promotion.
Henpeck (scowling)—What? You old
“ What made Jenkina fail?”
one.”
___ _______
Taste Good. Do
“ I hear your brother is an assistant wretch! Hiram (quickly)—Life's bat­
“ His friends say because he didn’t Good. „ Never Sicken.
Weaken, or Url|>e. 10«. 25o. wo.
The B u ttern u t T ree.
bookkeeper”
tles together. Mlrandy—Judge.
take their advice, and Jenkins says
...
C U R E C O N S T IP A T IO N . . . .
The butternut is a tree that likes
“ Yee, indeed. And, do you know,
No call for leisure: "What, you back because be d id ."— Detroit Free Press. S larlla g H eavily t'oaapaay, Chisago, Montreal, Haw York, f i t
best a rocky and uneven soil, and in be proved himself so clever that they've to work. Pete? When I saw you fall
un TA RAP Sold and Miisranieed bjr all draff»
R U -IU -D A I# data to 4'1> R K'I’obaeeo Habit.
whose shade neither shrub nor herb will passed him over the first aud second off the building yesterday I never ex­
Our F irst Launching.
thrive. The batk is used as a dye stuff assistantshins end made him third pected to see you work ngain.” “I
The first vessel launched by t h e )
X a. A l- lt o a . *
assistant right off.”
for woolens.
^ boss.
__ ___
t’ought dat, too,
But ____
mah _____
wife early American colonist» was the
H E N w r i t i n g t o S 4 lv e r t ls e r s p i e
done let mah accident nssurance ex- Blessing of^the B»y, launched in Mas- W m e n t i o n t h i s p a p e r *
sachusetts bay Jnly 4, 16bl.
plah last week.”—Indianapolis News.
Fattens QUICK!
TAPE
WORMS
Chronic Sores
B a t i n g U l c e r s , up.cn"hfs,D.s «
And a source of ■worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted
with them, particularly so when located upon the lower extrem ities where
the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the
leg is a frightful sig h t, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh
melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges.
Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a sim ple
boil, swollen gland, bruise or pim ple and are a threatening danger always,
because w hile all such sores are not cancerous, a great m any are, and th is
should m ake you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par­
ticularly if cancer runs in your fam ily. Face sores are common and cause the
greatest annoyance because they are
V a l d o s t a , G a ., S e p t e m b e r , 1 0 0 0 .
so persistent and unsightly and de­
S w i f t S p so lfio C o ., A t l a n t a , G a .
tract from one'» appearance.
D e a r S i r s : —S o m e t h i n g l i k e a r i s i n g
Middle aged and old people and
ca m e o n m y in s te p , v e r y s m a ll a t
those whose blood is contaminated
fir s t, n o t a t a l l p a in fu l, b u t a s i t
g re w la rg e r a n d b e g a n to p a in m e I
and tainted w ith the germs and poison
c
o n s u lte d a d o c t o r , b u t i n a p ite e f
of m alaria o r some previous sickness,
a l l h e o o u ld d o th e s o r e g e t w o r s e
or excessive use o f mercury, are the
a n d b e g a n to d is c h a r g e ; th e n o th e r
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
s o r e a c&me u n t i l t h e w h o le to p o f
ulcers. W hile the blood remains in
m y fo o t w a s o ne la r g e m a s s o f so re s
this unhealthy, polluted condition
a n d I c o u ld n o t w a l k . T h e n m y h u s ­
healing is sim ply im possible and the
b an d , w ho had b een cu red o f S c ro f­
sore w ill continue to grow and spread
u l a b y t h e u s e o f S . S . S . , a a id h e
b e l i e v e d i t w o u ld c u r e m e . I b e g a n
in spite of washes and Salves or any
ta k in g i t an d e ig h t b o ttle s cu re d
superficial or surface trejtm en t, for
m e ; m y f o o t h e a le d u p n i c e l y . I b e ­
the sore is but the outward sig n of
l i e v e I w o u ld h a v e b e e n a c r ip p le
some constitutional disorder, a bad
fo r life b u t fo r S . S . S.
condition o f the blood and system ,
M R S . C. H . K IN G .
which local remdies cannot curl.
S. S . S . reaches these old chroaic sores through the blood. I t goes to the
very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the bleod all the
im parities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the slu gg ish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
and th e system purged of all morbid,
unhealthy m atter the healing process
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic
sore is soon entirely gone.
S . S . S . contains no mineral or poison­
ous drugs of any description, but is guar­
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a
blood purifier and to n ic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic
sores and ulcers. I f you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, large or
small, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Book on Blood and S k in Diseases free.
THE SWIFT SPED m o OO.. ATLANTA. GA.
First Comedian—Did you score a hit :
with your new specialty ? Second
Comedian—Did I? Why the audience)
gazed ln open-mouthed wonder before
I was half through. First Comedian— |
Wonderful! It Is seldom that an en­
tire audience yawns at once.—Chicago
Daily News.
“Are you the defendant?” asked a
man In the court room, speaking to nn
0id negro. “No. boss,” was tbe reply,
“j ai0't done nothing to be called
names like that. I'se got a lawyer]
here who does the defensing.” “Then
who are you?” “I'se the gentleman
what stole the chickens.”
“Education,” said the impassioned j
orator, "begins at home.” “That’s i
where you're off,” said the calm spec-1
tator; “it begins In the kindergarten. ;
Is continued In the boarding-school,
foot-ball field, Paris, London, and Wall
street, and ends In either Sing Sing or
Newport.”—Life.
Cholly (proudly)—By Jove! I’m quite
a professor of swimming, don't you |
know. I taught Mabel (Jaley how to
swim ln two lesaona. Jack—Gad! T h a t1
waa a quick throw-down. Cholly (In­
dignantly)—What do you mean? Jack |
—Why. she let me give her ten lessons
before she learned.—Brooklyn Life.
“The new railroad has been a great
blessing to us.” says a rural exchange;
“in less than six weeks we got enough
damages out of It to build a town h a ll'
and grade the cemetery. A few more
enterprises of this kind, and our town '
will rise to heights undreamed of in
..
of new settlements!"—A t-!
l lntn Constitution.
('„„stitm
ianta
“
Easily Explained: Nurse (of insane
asylum)—I can’t make out what ails |
that new patient. She keeps scream- j
ing, "Mondays in January, first and j
third Thursdays. Sunday afternoons. ,
second and fourth Wednesdays, Tues­
day evenings in February,” and things
like that. House Doctor— That’s easy.
She’s a society woman trying to keep
track of her friends' reception days.—
Judge.
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