The Leader., December 12, 1902, Image 2

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For Christina
p^ÄSHION C T Â M Æ g
20 MILLION BOTTLES
SO LD E V E R Y Y E A S .
Do you want aoniething
D'culatly
nice tor
for your Christmas P'TOltriy
I n a L lr
I.
"
ta
you do,
ask your . 1 dealer
to «¡J?«»?
U
a a n of Monopole Aaparagua— ,i7°o »
and daintiest dish ever set be?“*«
American king.
The label b J,» »
magnificently embossed in hi.,. *•
««1.1, in fact, is a work oi 1 ',
But the contents of the , an
,*!?
in keeping with the label. VnU'n
thank u . for calling you, attention to
it f you once begln to purchaaa Mom!
pole groceries.
u<>
Most dealers handle Monorv.u
and if yours doesn’t lie knows » W T
get them. We will thank you i(
insist upon his doing so.
700
Wadhams A Kerr Bros.,
Portland, Ore.
^ *er,>
Teacher—"Bobby, name the largest
known diamond.” Bobby—“The ace.
—Leslie's Weekly.
Advice to Suitors.—Before you pop
Happiness Is the absence of peln. and mil­
the question you'd better question pop.
lions have been made happy through being
—Princeton Tiger.
cured by S t Jaco es O il of RHEUMATISM.
NEURALCIA. TOOTHACHE, h e a d ­
"Is that my umbrella you have?"
a c h e . LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS.
SPRAINS. BRUISES and all paina (or which
“Most likely. Just bought It in a p aw »
an external remedy can be applied. It never
shop.”—Krlstlanstads ltladet.
(alia to cure. Thouaandi who have beende-
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORP
chred Incurable at batha and In hospltala have
Foot o l Morrison Streat.
KC'
Browne—"He’s In love with him-
thrown away their crutches, being cured titer
C an g iv e you th e best bn-gain» i‘n n .n__
using S t . J acobs O il . Directions in eleven
j self.” Towne—"He'll never feel the
a n d E n gin e., W in d m ill., l'u m i* «,,d r
languages acoompany every bottle.
r a l M a c h in e r,
W..... I S a w i „ W , 'hinl “a
pangs of Jealousy."—Town and Coun-
sp e c ia lty See ns befqre buying. aiQe# •
[ try.
A theater party Is a mistake. If the
*
• ''•XSjfxyXli, «fri
play Is Interesting, the people bore you;
Carrying Pas*«ngrr»
If the people are Interesting, the play
and U. S. Mad bores you.—Life.
T he on ly H y je n lc Nspkln Support«,
m»<lo No ch u n o s, no aolle .1 linen no
Mother—"How do you like your new
tro u b le. A p leax uro to w x xrtt. Indorsed
by th o u san d s ol la d les xml physician?
teacher?" “Oh, she’s a splendid teach­
A g e n t. w xn led . Sam ple an.I tenni 11
A M arita l C onfession.
er. She don't care whether we know
9S t e r iloxen. The Alclext Supply Co'
’
j our lessons or not."
Officer’s W ile (fondly)— Do you re­ ^ Í‘ O box 1X5, Portland, Oregon.
She—"My little brother will not both­ member, John, how yon used of an
er us to-ntght.” He—"That’s good. evening to hold my hand — 'm y Bweet
J When does the funeral take place?”— little roseleaP von used to call it, you ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ««
funny boy—for hours and hours? How ;
A POINTER =====
j Chicago Dally News.
, silly my old boy used to be!”
Your plea an d cakea and Maecite *(U «
Von Blumer (roaring)—“Who told you silly
taate better th an they do now If you uae *
Old Boy ( g r u m p ily ) — Nonsense, Jane,
Hpices and b a k in g Powder called
X
, to put this paper on the wall?” Deco­ don’t be stupid! I was always practi­
rator—“Your wife, sir.” Vou Blumer cal and business-like. I did that just
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MONOPOLE
— — X
The reason in th ey are purer, stronger ♦
—“Pretty, Isn’t It?”—Bazar.
to keep you from the piano!
and the
[he sp ire« more fragrant. Try ♦
A LL CASES OF
First Boy—“Dat kid t’inks be knows
them
W ach aiu s di Kerr Hro*., Mint.,' ♦
^
Portland, Oregon ♦
j a lot about baseball." Second Boy—
Napkins.
♦ *♦ ♦ ♦ *♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ » 4 4 « »«J
"Aw, he don’t know de difference be­
Napkins became popular in France
tween a score card an’ an Injunction.” sooner than in England. At ooe time
ARE NOW CUR ABLE
by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable.
Mutfledat Nine-Thirty.—Fusser—“Up it was customary at great French din­
at Wellesley you can’t call on a girl ners to change the napkins at every
after 0:30." Cusser—"Gee! They must course, to perfume them with rose­
To catch cold—yon get I
n mieihlnsf for ño’.hlni, I
F . A . W E R M A N , O F B A L T IM O R E , S A Y S :
be a lot of curfew belles.”—Harvard water and to have them folded a differ*
nur,» enough. You can I
B a l t i m o r e . Md., M arch 30, 19 « .
k e e p it If you want it, I
Lampoon.
l ent way for each guest.
G entlem en : — B eing en tire ly cured of deafness, th an k s to your treatm en t, I w ill now give 70 »
h u t you can get rid of It I
by us u • Q ueen Bee I
a fu ll history of m y case, to be used at your discretion.
. . . .
.. .
... , . .
Nod—“How did you manage to keep
C o rn ell D ro p ». K hb I
About five y ea rs ago m y righ t e ar began to sing, and this k ep t on gettin g worse, u ntil 1 low
R box in the hoc«. I
that
burglar
In
the
dining-room
until
7 h earin g in th is e a r e n tirely.
. .
...
T hey tiisle nice, look I
I underwent
a
treatm
en
t
for
catarrh
,
for
three
month*,
without
a
n
y
success,
consulted
a
nunw
.
. .
. . . . . __ _____ „ f
V. ^ , .1.1 n , « t h . f
tbe police came?” Todd—"Easy enough.
nice, are nice. Made I
ber of . physicians, am ong others,
the
most . em inent
ear specialist of th is city, ...
who
told me th at
of honey and menthol. I
o n ly an operation could help me, and even th at on ly tem p orarily, th at the head noises would | 1 told him I could beat him at ping-
n Coins a box. Sold by I
then cease, but the h earin g in the affected ea r would be lost forever.
nil dr uggì fits and cou-1
I then saw your advertisem ent accid en tally in a New York paper, and ordered your tre a t­ ! pong.”—Life.
feet loner*. Two boxe» I
m ent. After I hail used it only a few d ays according to your direction*, the noises ceased and
aont by mall postpaid I
to-day. after five weeks, m y hearin g in the diseased e a r has been e n tire ly restored. I th an k you j Passenger—"I doCt see why you fel­
on receipt of lue. In I
V ery tru ly yours,
v
_
lows can’t call out tbe stations plainer.”
■tamps.
h e a r tily and beg to rem ain
F. A. WERMAN, 7308 . Broadway, Baltim ore, Md.
Uuard—"My dear sir, we are train
Pacific Coast
O ur tre a tm e n t doe» not in te rfe re w ith y o u r u»ual o ccupa tion.
| guards, not trained elocutionists.”—
Biscuit Co.
a t a n om in al
Chicago News.
Portland, Ore. I
cost.
“s » "e . “ d YOU CAN CURE YOURSELF AT HOME
“But, father,” replied the erring son,
INTERNATIONAL AURAL CLINIC, 596 LA SALLE AVE., CHICAGO, ILL.
“you know every young fellow has to
Genuine
sow his wild oats.” “Yes," answered I
tbe
father,
but
you
ought
to
know
when
ii J ohnson
j you have a big enough crop in.”
— V IA —
&
Ma—’’Willie, wbat’s your little broth­
The
R o u te
er crying for?” Wfille—“Aw! Just be-
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
! cause he don’t want to learn anything.
— o f t h è -
Oregon.
Cottage Grove,
If yon haven't a regular« healthy movement 4TW
bow el* every d a y . you ro *lck. or will be Keep for
; I Just took bis candy and sbowed him
bowul« open, an d be w e ll. Force, in tbeibaptj
bow
to
cat
It."—Philadelphia
Press.
Violent physic or p ill poison. Is dangers
^ H. KINO
sm oothest, e a sie st, m ost p erfect way or U
M
u
s
t
B
e
e
r
S
ig
n
a
t
u
r
e
o
f
bow els c le a r and c le a n 1« to take
Customer—“I think you should begin
T rains leave C ottage (I iiovb for Portland
and w ay stations a t 2:14 a m
12:55 pm
to charge me half price, Shears, there’s
A tto rn e y-a t-L a w
CANDY
Lv Portland
“ 8:36a m . 8:30 p m
| so little to cut now.” Barber—“Other
Sp ecial attention given to Collection«.
Lv Cottage Grove
2:57 p m
2:06 p m
r Wk
C
A T H A H T IC
»
CATHARTIC
w
ay
on,
sir,
I
fancy.
We
ought
to
charge
Ar Ashland
12:55 a m
12:35 p iu
COTTAGE GKO VE,
OREOON.
Ar Sacram ento
5:00 p m
4:35 a m
double.
Look
at
tbe
trouble
1
have
to
A r San F rancisco 7:55 p m
8:55 a m
See FaoSIm lle W rapper Below.
11 nd It!”—Punch.
E. YOUNG
P u llm a n a n d T o u rist C ars
j Buff—“Have you no memento of your V s r y « m a l l a n d a s e a s y
J.
on both trains. C h a ir C a r s , S acra­
1 mother-in-law, who came to so sudden
mento to Ogden and and £1 Paso and
an end in Africa?” Duff—“No, worse
A TT0 E H E T-A T-L 1 1
FOR HEAOACHCh
j luck. We only succeeded in getting a
P leasant. P alatab le. Potent. Taste Good. DoGwA
FOR DIZZINESS«
j photograph of the cannibal that ate
on Main Street, W est Sida,
lever Sicken W eaken, or Gripe, 10c. 50c WrW
to Chicago, S i Louis, New Orleans
or free samp.e. and booklet oa health. Addwtt
Ì Storilo«
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
J
her.”—New
York
Sun.
and W ashington.
Rea.dy ( .mpaay, CklMga Mostrai, U m llA . »
C o t t a g e G ro v e , O r.
Connecting a t San Francisco, w ith sev eral
FOR TORPID LIVER.
Mrs. Seever—“I see you have a fine
8 teainshtp lines for Honolulu, Ja p a n , China.
FOR CONSTIPATIQR.
! copy of Browning. I suppose you ad-
Philippines, C entral and South Am erica.
j mire Browning?” Mrs. Twlght—"So
FOR SALLOW SKIH.
NTIST
At A lbany and C orvallis connection is m ade
much so, that I never open tbe book.
w ith C A E K y train s. ___________________
FOR THE COMPLEXION
I o M W t m u must HAVt SAPSATVS K.___
| I wouldn’t have it spoiled for the ,
Independence Passenger d a lly, exceptSun d ay.
DR. H. H. P E T R I E
-w c?rt. I P u r e l y V e g e ta b le ,
world."—Bostou Transcript.
7:30 a . m . | L v
P o rtlan d ........ Ar I 5:50 p. m .
10 : a . m . j A r .....M cM innville....,Lv | 3:06 p. m .
A ll Work W arranted.
The Adorer—“It’s wonderful, old
l l : a . m . I A r.Ind ep end en d ence.L v I 2:05 p. m
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E ..
man, what love will enable a man to
11:45 a . m . | A r..........C o rv alis...........Lv | 1:20 p m .
Office First Door West of Sherwood House.
see in a girl that he never saw be­
S ee A gent Mr D T A w brey a t C ottage Grove
fore." The Onlooker—"No doubt! But
statio n or ad d ress
W E COMAN,
£ T . ANDERSON, M. D
It’s equally wonderful what It won’t
G F & P ass, Agt
let him see that he’ll see later."
PORTLAND, - OREGON.
Physician and Surgeon "Curious thing about a mau with a IS Tht NAN WHO WEARS
Su rgery and Fem ale d iseases A Sp ecialty. All
watch Is that If you ask him two sec­
c a lls promptly attended to.
onds later what time It Is, he never re­
Office lu Sherwood block; Night calls a t
New E ra Drug Store. Phone 156 M ain.
members. He has to look at It again.”
“Yes; I’ve noticed that he’ll alw ays do
A reputation extending <
C. MADSEN,
o v .r
It—If his watch Is a fine one."—Chica­
a ix ty -a ix y e a rs a ttrtd
f a our
go Tribune.
guadante# o re btxck. o f
His Useless Life Work.—“Yes, I con-
•very dorm ent bearing the
e b b b e b e b b sb
i elder my life a failure." "Oh, Henry,
' «SIGN O P - T H E F IS H .
Watches Cocks and Jewelry
j how sad! Why should you say that?"
Th e re are many imitations.
SAVE M O N ET and YOUR EYESI6IT
| “I spend all my time making money
At Lowest P rices..........
B e sure o f the name
B y l «Ing th.
This preparation contains a ll of the
enough to buy food and clothes; but the
T O W E R on t h . buttons.
d lgestants and digests all kinds of i
food disagrees with me, and my clothes
P trficted Match Llp tv
\ X ON SALE EVERYWHERE.
food. It gives Inst ant relief and never P ° bt . g riffin ,
don’t fit.”—What to Eat.
falls tocure. It allows you to eat a ll
.,
^ ,
Gasoline G tt Lamp.
the food you want. The most sensitive
+ l/ \ irtG O ri" 7 *V H K S R 'f
The proprietor of a German menag­
The PERFECTED can r« ^
stomachs can take It. By its use m any
«.pairing and R.mitn* it our Trade,
erie keeps caged together a lion, a tiger,
ily be lighted with n fu M
thousands of dyspeptics have been
ah work warranted,
a wolf and a lamb, which he labeta
""ft g iv e . 10 time« the llijj
cured after everything else failed. I t 0oB Mai* „
CotUge Gro„ t 0reKOB. “The Happy Fam ily.” When asked
ol
n common keroalnelamp»*
prevents formation of gason the stem- I
h alf the ejiw nse and care.
confidentially
how
long
these
animals
arh , relieving all d istressaftereatin g.
It hne a Mckel-SIHer gen­
had lived together, he answered: “Ten
erato r which doee n o t » »
Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take.
H E R B E R T L E IG H ,
from th e action ol heal ar»
mouths, but the lamb has to be re­
clog the tip, ae hraeaoonc
It can't help
ASSAYER and METALLURGIST.
newed occasionally."
We have Match Ligflu“«
buv do you good
T h. beat holiday gift* are the u s e f u l gift*. Every
Lam pc from I2.T5 up.
,
Eugene, Ore.
^on^l«h°nld have a good Dictionary. TfcU year why
Maude—"Charlie Wiggins sent me a
W rite for circular*
P rep ared o n ly by F.. C. U s W itt A C o ., < h ic a g a
T h e SI. b o ttle c o n ta in s 2 % tim es the 50c. six*-
Best «quipped Assay Laboratory In the stato. handsome mirror for a birthday pres­
price*.
Prom pt and re lia b le retu rn s guaranteed.
W E B S T E R 'S
ent." Clara—“That accounts for th«
W orking tests of ores m ade on sam ples of one funny question he asked me the other
STEWART I I W T
International Dictionary
to nfty pounds to determ ine most su itab le
LIGHTING GO.
1 evening.” Maude—“What did he ask
of ENGLISH, Biography, Geography, Fiction, etc.
method of treatm en t.
’ you?" Clara—“If a woman ever got
The One G re a t S ta n d a rd A u th o rity .
The NVw Edit ion h e . 25,000 new w ords. 2341 p age«.
too old to be pleased with a looking-
T h is sig n a tu re is on every box of the gen u in e j M. DURHAM.
41 ThW St-
’ ‘ I 'H r tt sin. New plates throughout-
glass.”—Chicago News,
L a x a t i v e B r o m o -Q u in in e Tablet«
L e t U s S e n d Y o u f T R IT F
P
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o
p
r
i
e
t
o
r
o
f
portuando W-
th e rsn ed T th a t « i r a s n c o l«i In o n « d a y
i An Item In Demand.—He was cutting
“ A Test in Pronunciation” *
Afford» pleasant end inttrnefive entertainment.
AH
an Item from a newspaper. "It tells
brand« g *
A l« i\ V e b « lrr't( ollf|| it e IRict l o n a r y .
Drmyingand
H
auling
a
Sp
ecialty.
A
lw
ays
oa
„„„line Hitt'S
how
a
house
was
robbed,
and
I
want
to
nuo
neges. HW ilhutratiosa. Sue 7xl0x
ìnchaa
F o r O v r r S i x t y Y e a rs .
—
wh"les*te
•fld
Firvt-cln*.
in
quality,
eeconcl-cinsa
in
«ige.**
baud to do your Job w ork In G ardening
| show It to my wife,” he explained.
lLM ’*ra«T RD l'AMFIH.KTS A ISO K r r *
retail.
.
plow ing, Ktc, Etc.
A n O ld an d W k i . l -T r ik d K bm k d y .—Mrs
8 . 1 C. MIRRIAS CO, Ruba, Springfield. Mane.
|
"What
good
w
ill
that
do?”
a
friend
in-
W inslow ’s Soothing S yru p has been used for
Cottage
Grove.
Oregon.
Agnntx w an ted In every town U f -> /
over six ty yd ars bv m illions of mothers for their
I quired. “A whole lot,” was the reply;
ch itaren w h ile teeth in g , w ith perfect success
you see. this house was robbed while
It soothes th e ch ild , softens the gums, a lla y s a ll
CHRISMAN & BANGS. Props.
GENERAL L IV E R Y BUSINESS
TRANSACTED
COTTAGE GROVE A% BOHEMIA
-STAGE LINE
CONQUERS
PAIN
Victoria Protector
ANY
HEAD
NOISES?
ARE
YOU i
DEAF? *
DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING
r It Costs You Nothing
HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
EAST AND SOUTH
S hasta
southern
Carter's BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
Little Liver Pills.
BY
PACIFIC COMPANY,
Tourist Cars
KEEP YOUR BLOOD ClEll
DE
WEATHERWISE
^».WATERPROOF
K o d o l
Dyspepsia
Cure
Digests what you eat.
H.
' S
OILED CLOTHING
W atchm aker
A. ¿TOWER CO.& 05 T 0 N. MASS.
G ift Worth (iivinç
APrÄwint north Having
InTentom A vr>
<§wA
C ITY TRANSFER.
cures w ind co lic, and Is the best rem edy
J ain,
or D iarrhoea. Is p leasan t to the taste. Sold
by D ruggists in ev ery p art of the World. T w enty
five cen ts a bottle. Its v alu e Is Incalculable
Re su re and a sk for .Mrs. W inslow ’s Soothing
S yrup and ta k e uo oth er k in d .
Foley’s
Honey < and Tar | "Say!”
tlie man exclaimed
wa*church
with his wife.”
«
the friend, excitedly
hnven't got a duplicate copy of
for children , safe sure. No " "you
that paper, have yov?’’—Chicago Post
'
opiates.
J
£ 3 8 9 3 3 9 9 SB
v.
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