The Leader., November 07, 1902, Image 3

Worse.
reaches
h ig h e s t
note
A n E x c c l e n t lea son .
Tbe wif« of a
» certain man having
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His A nice Jury.
quarrel«*! with lriui, left him and went Edi,h U * U ,‘ “ W ho » i n B. to F ( h a r p
An old eea captain under the im­
Lawyer Brie.— I see that case of
in Altissim o.
to live with her mother.
A friend
pression that he wai saying a good yours is on. Jury drawn yet?
meeting him next day accosted him
Edith Helena sings to F sharp In thing, asked a lady passenger why
Lawyer Skinner — Yes, and it’ s a
thus:
altlsslmo. the highest note ever reached men never kiss one another, while splendid one.
Man, Jamie, this is an awfu’ thing ¡bF *> soprano singer. For years, says ladies waste a world of kisses on femi-
Lawyer Brief— Above the average in
I nine faces.
that has befa’en you.
It's a great
intelligence, eh?
th eN e w York
“ I have used Ayer’ s Hair Vigor
iieety that the wife has went and left
“
Because,”
ths
laly
replied,
“
the
for a great many years, and al­
Lawyer bkinner— No; way below it.
World, Mme. Nils
|
men
have
something
latter
to
kiss
and
though
1 am past eighty years of
you.”
son was queen of
I the women haven’t.”
age, yet I have not a gray hair in
“ 'Deed, m an," says Jamie, “ ee will
Eats Corn Oft the Cob.
t h e upper regis­
my head.”
do waur than that.”
” 1 can bite an apple as well as I
ters; then came
Geo. Yellott, Towson, Md.
“ What wanr than that can she do?”
Millions of sufferers tie Hamlin’s Win- could when a child, and I can eat corn
Patti a note high­
| am Oil for pain every -ear and call it off the cob bb well as any person aliv e ,"
asked bis friend.
er, to wrest her blessed. Ask your dru-gist, he knows.
“ She’ ll come back again,” answered
We mean all that rich,
said a lady sixty-eight years old and a
laurels away. For
Jamie sorrowfully.
customer of Wise Bros., the famous
dark, color your hair used
years she held the
Professioaal Jealousy.
dentists, of Portland, Oregon.
scepter till Ellen
to have. If it’s gray now,
Preference.
Pen nibs— Have you read my last
She bad been fitted with full sets of
Beach Yaw eclips­ poem?
“ You say that young woman com­
no matter; for Ayer’s
upper and lower eeth by Wise Broth­
ed her by another
Inkerton—Your last, did you say?
plimented my ainging?” he exclaimed,
Vi
ers, and w as perfectly astonished to find
Hair Vigor always re­
full
note.
But
now
Fennibe— Yes.
i that she is now as well supplied with
anxiously.
E D IT H H E L E N A .
stores color to gray hair.
Miss Helena has
Inkerton— W ell,I h»pe so.— Chicago teeth that she ran use as she was when
“ In a way,” the young woman re­
plied. “ She said she would rather eclipsed them all with consummate News.
Sometimes it makes the
a little girl. Wise Brothers have revo­
hear you try to sing than try to con­ ease.
lutionized modern dental methods.
hair
grow very heavy and
With all this remarkable range, Miss
Mothers will flna Mrs. Winslow’, Sooth-
verse.” — Washington Star.
There is no more pain to be feared
long;
and it stops falling
Ing
Syrup
the
best
remedy
to
use
tor
their
Helena’s voice is peculiarly pure nnd
bv people who have their teeth attend­
The Truth W ill Out.
bell like In quality. She can Imitate the 9hililren during the teething period.
of tne hair, too.
ed to, and the cost is very moderate.
The Paison (to stranger)— This is th« tones of a violin and Its highest notes
tl.M • Mottle. All drafftsts.
They make a great specialy of crown
A Man's Idea.
first time I have had tbe
the pleasure of with ease.
and bridge work, and even when it is
I
f
yo
u
r d r u g g is t ca n n o t su p p ly yon,
“
Marriage
often
changeea
man’
s
idea
seeing you at our church.
Where is
She comes on the stage with a violin.
necessary to take out all of the old
sen d us on e d o lla r an d w e w ill ex p ress
your regular place of worship, may I The audience sees her go through the •f life.”
you a b ottle. B e su re and g iv e th e nam e
teeth and put in fnll new seta, the re­
--------- learest ex p re s s office. A dr*
“ Yes; few men see things the same sult is simply wonderful.
ask.
motions of playing the Intermezzo
The false
J . C . A Y E R C O ., L o w e ll.
Young Man— Why, er— at her fath­ from “ Cavalleria Rusticana” upon a after exchanging views with their t leth, of course, cannot be told from
wives.”
ers house, to be sure.
natural ones, and the person using
violin. She draws the bow with no un­
certain stroke ncross the strings and C|TR Permiui.nil» c e « Se nt, or ngrroosn— them ran do everything he, or she,
Hard Luck.
pIS O' S G U R X sTO R
fc.
fingers them correctly. The audience • 1 ■ — .Ber Arsola,'sneenf Dr. Kline's Great N om could do with Natural teeth. The sets
aeatufer. Semi lor F i t B K *'3 .0 0 trial S. .Ilk-»nil treat
a
Hewitt— I t ’s sad about Grnet losing
CURLS WHtrtfc ALL ti.St r AlLo» n
I
hears whut sounds like a violin of fine lew Pa. B. U. K u a s. Ltd. U1 Arch SL. Pbdadelphiw F a of teeth are made to fit the gums so
it Cough Syrup. Tastes Uood. USO | _ j
his legs in that railroad accident.
perfectly that there ia no slipping, and
In tim e. Sold by druggists.
tone well played. In reality no sound
Jewett— Yes; it must be a great dii
the strength of the possible bite is just
O C ($ )N S U M P T IO N 3S0 I
Must Forget One.
.
. . , , _ v.
,
comes from the strings— they and the
appointment to him; he was always
„ ___ .
„
,
“
Flannigan— are
Pint’ s the matter wid like that of a natural healthy set of
i k « .„in.
V....U |t jbow have b‘“ ‘n
well
soaped and
talking about “ getting there
witli both
Hogan
these
daysl
| teeth.
I
noiseless.
The
music
has
been
made
by
feet.” — Brooklyn Life.
The experience of the lady customer
Lady Prompters.
Hooligan—He invinted an armor
the delicate strings In the throat of the
here related can be yours if your teeth
Women prompters have been tried at
singer, who keeps her lips nearly closed that nothing can pierce, and a shell ;
True Sympathy.
that will pierce sny armor, and h e 1 need attention. No one can afford to the Berlin theaters with success, as it
Newed—I say, old chap, you ought to heighten the Illusion.
doesn’
t know which to lergit.— New postpone having their teeth pnt in has been found that their voices carry
to see the nine-pound addition to our
order. No one need suffer a single day better across the stage and are less
York Times.
F IR S T C U B A N M IN IS T E R .
family that arrived last night. H e’ s a
longer becanse they have lost the use of audible in the auditorium.
peach!
We hope our readers
T o n C a n G e t A l l . n ' l F o o t E a s e F R E E . their own teeth.
Henor
Queeado
Represents
N
ew
Repub­
Oldwed (the father of twins)— Well,
For forty year’s Piso’s Cure for Con­
W rite A lle n S. O lm sted, L e R o y , N . Y . , fo r a will carefully watch the advertisements
lic at W ashington.
free
sam
p
le
o
f
A
lle
n
's
F
oot
Ease.
I
t
c
u
res
c
h
il­
yon ought to be thankful it isn’ t a pair.
of Wise Brothers in this newspaper, sumption has' cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Senor Conznlo de y Quesnda Is the blain s, s w e a tin g , d am p, sw ollen , a c h in g feet.
— Exchange.
to consult this
I t m akes n e w o r t ig h t shoes c c y .
A c e rta in and be persuaded
official representative of the Cuban re­ cu re fo r C orns a n d Bunions, A ll d ru g g is ts seli splendid dental institution.
Punctuation Marks.
It. Zjc. H o n 't accept a n y substitute.
public at Washington.
Ulvlng Papa Away.
Teacher— Tommy, what is the differ­
S
e
n
o
r
Q
u
esada,
“ Mamma,” said 5-year-old Tommy.
Head of the Whate.
ence between a comma and a period?
Shoes Wouldn’ t Fit.
who was the first
“ I ’ ll bet my pony can beat you.”
Tommy— A comma is a dot with a
The head of the whale has been
Clerk— So you want to exchange
m
1
nl
s
ter
appointed
“ Why, dear, what do you mean?”
these shoes becanse they aren't mates? , known to attain a thickness of over tail to it and a period is a bob-tail
by
the
new
govern­
asked the astonished mother.
dot.”
Mrs. Hogan—01 do. Firpht Oi p u t, two feet.
“ X mean in a race,” replied the ment, Is well known
wan on me left foot an’ ’ twor made lor I
voung9ler. “ I heard papa say that you at the national capi­
the roight; an’ thin Oi put wan on me
could talk faster than a horse can trot.” tal. During the days
roight loot, an’ ’ twor made ier the left.
before 1808 he was
How the Miracle Occurred.
the secretary of the
False Economy.
“ Why did the evil spirits enter into unrecognized l e g a ­
It is the experience of every good , Do not always receive the sympathy and attention which*
the swine?” asked the Sunday school tion from the then
housewife that to practice economy on j they deserve. Their ailments are regarded as purely
teacher.
s t r u g g l i n g Island,
such articles as spices, baking powder imaginary, or natural and unavoidable at their tune of
“ ’Cause hogs will eat any old and at that time was s e n u b quesada .
and the like is generally at the risk of life. Disease and infirm ity should not always be associ-
thing,” replied little Sammy.
made much of by society at the capital. health and comfort.
The few cents ated with old age. The eye of the gray haired grau dsire^
Senor Quesada Is descended from an possibly saved may be very expensive may be as bright and the complexion as fair as any of \
Somewhat Uncertain.
old Spanish family. One of his ances­ if they result in impure and indigest­ his younger and more vigorous companions.
“ He’ s what you’d call a professional tors, Gonzales Quesada, was governor ible foods. If you want to be sure
G oo d Dlood Im tlto s o o r s t o f healthy o ld age, for it regulate*
public speaker, isn’ t he?”
of Porto ltlco.
The Quesadas held you are getting only the very purest
“ Well, I don’ t know. He speaks in large estates in Cuba and before the up­ and strongest spices and baking powder and controls every part of the body, strengthens the nerves, makes the
muscles
elastic and supple, the bones strong and the fiesh firm ; but w h et
public every chance he can get, but rising were among the rich families of made, see to it that your grocer sup­
this life fluid is polluted or poisoned and loses its nutritive, health sustain­
the public never waits to bear him.”
the Island. His parents were suspected plies you only witb the Monopolo in g elements, then there is a rapid decline o f the vital powers, resulting
I f your dealer doesn’ t handle in premature old age and disease. A n y derangement o f the blood quickly
of disloyalty to Spain and were expelled brand.
them send ns his name. Wadhams & shows itself in an ulcer, sore, wart, tumor or some other troublesome
from the Island.
Young Quesnda. who Is about thirty- Kerr Bros., Portland; Or.
JOHN POOLE, PO RTLAND, ORE.
growth upon the body, and rheumatic and neuralgic pains become almost
Foot of Morrison Street.
five years o f age, was educated in New
constant, accompanied with poor digestion and cold extremities.
C an r i v e y o u th e b est b a rg a in s in B o ile rs
“
Antiseptic
Slates”
the
Latest.
j York City and Is a graduate of the Col­
S. S. S. being purely vegetable, is the safest and
a n d E n g in e s , W in d m ills , P u m p s a n d lie n e -
“ Antiseptic slates” are the thing
r s l M a c h in e ry .
W ood H a w in g M a ch in es a
lege of the City of New York.
best blood purifier for old people. It does not shock
s p e c ia lty . Sie us b e fo re b u y in g .
that the careful, germ-fearing mother
or hurt the system lik e the strong mineral remedies,
buys for her children nowadays. They
but gently and thoroughly cleanses the blood and
are made of gome light weight material,
stimulates the debilitated organs, when all bodily
papier mache, perhaps, and there is no ailments disappear. S. S. S. is just such a tonic as old people need to
TWO PER CENT DIVIDEND.
temptation to spit on this slate or even improve a weak digestion and tone up the Stomach. I f there is any heredi­
We will p a y a d iv id e n d o f 2 p e r c en t n er
use a sponge on it. A piece of cotton tary taint, or the remains of some disease contracted in early life, S. S. S.
m on th o n money ($10 u p ), p a y a b le m o n th ly ;
good s e c u r ity . C a ll or w r i t «
flannel is all that is neceesary for an w ill search it out and remove every vestige of it from the system.
PORTLAND DIVIDEND CO.
eraser.— New York Press.
W rite us fu lly about your case and let our physicians advise and help
L. M. DAVIS, President.
yon. This w ill cost you nothing, and we w ill mail free our book on blood
^W^WashlnftonSt^Clt^^^
A Terrible Mistake.
and skin diseases.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. Atlanta. Ga.
The other day a lady called on an
oculist to have her eyes fitted with
glasses, saying:
:
I WANT TO BUT FOR CASH
C U R E Yout H O R S E of H E A V E S
“ Have you magnifying glasses to
! The up-to-date advertiser not only
M ^ MJ
D is te m p e r o r P in k E y e w i t b P r u s s ia n H r a v i
'
Chicken, Duck and Geese feath- 5
P o w d i i i . They Al£ A 01EAT BLOOD PURIFIES
studies methods of advertising, but he make things look large?”
AND CONDITIONER, a su re cu re f o r a ll a ilm e n ts fr o m w h ic h h e a v e s
i f erg. Address
“ Yes, madam."
makes a thorough study of human na-
ari*e-
CURED 3 « HORSES.
O. O . S M ITH .
“ Then I will take a pair for the other
ture as It exists In his constituency.—
lhave been tmlng Prussian Heave Powder* the past eight month* and In that
\ 1 0 th a n d O a v lm S t a . . P o r t l a n d , O r \
time have cured II horeea o f Heave* 14 o f Distemper and 0 of Chronle Cough.
day I made a terrible blunder.”
Printer's Ink.
The PruMiaa Kewedlea have gained a great reputation tn this section.
ark, New York
EKNK8T BKMNCKE. 1
“ How’ s that?” asked the occulist.
An Increasing unmber of establish­
Pk*. «I Dealer«. Mill.60c F r e e 68-P*ge Hand Book.
“ I mistook a bumblebee for a black­
p™” ¡ !.. »em.il C... SI. r.ul. Mino.
ments, says the Philadelphia Record,
P O K T L A X l ) S E E D C O . P u r tla o d , O r « ., l ' « u l A | «U U .
berry,” the lady replied.
have adopted a rule of making spe­
cial efforts to stimulate trade In the
duller seasons of the year. One adver-
I tlser said he could count on all the
business he could do at the holiday
v REARS THU TRAPE MARK
time, but what he wanted was to In­
duce people to buy at other times. He
j found It profitable to pay unusual at-
| tentlou to bis newspaper advertising
in the summer months.
A newspaper whose columns over­
with advertisements o f business
$ br K*P flow
men has more Influence In attracting at­
j THOUGH OPTEN iniTATER
tention to build up a town than any oth-
T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s I lo u g lit has b o r n e th e s ign a ­
j er agency that can be employed. People
tu r e o f C has. H . F le t c h e r , an d has b e e n m a d e u n d e r his
p e rs o n a l s u p e rv is io n f o r o v e r CO y e a rs . A l l o w n o o n e
| go where there Is business. Capital and
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te rfe its , I m ita tio n s nn d
j labor go where there is an enterprising
CATALOSUL» r g t l
« J u s t-a s -g o o d ” a r e h u t E x p e rim e n ts , a n d e n d a n g e r th e
mowins ruLk wins or s ak h sn t } an o mata ) community.
No power on earth is so
h e a lth o f C h ild r e n —E x p e r ie n c e a g a in s t E x p c r im e n t.
A V T O W U CO.. ftQ 5 T O N .M A S S .4 4
[ strong to build up a town so well as a
paper well patronized, and Its power
should be appreciated. The man who
C a o to rin fs a h a rm le ss s u b s titu te f o r C a s to r O il, P a r e ­
overlooks his town paper Injures him-
g o r ic , D r o p s a n d Si tot li in g S yru p s.
I t is P le a s a n t. I t
; self by Injuring his town and towns­
c o n ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m , M o rp h ¡no n o r o t h e r N a r c o tic
men.— Wannmaker.
WONDERFUL
su b s ta n c e . I t s a g e is its g u a r a n te e . I t d e s tro y s W o r m s
HOME
n n d a lla y s F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u re s D ia r rh o e a a n d W hut
The first few advertisements may
TREATMENT
C
o lie . I t r e lie v e s T e e t h in g T r o u b le s , c u re s C o n s tip a tio n
| not bring many Inquiries, but like the
a n d F la tn le n e v . I t a s s im ila te s th e F o o d , re g u la te s th e
This wonderful C hi­
foundations of a building, they are ful­
W. L. Douglas shoes are worn by
nese doctor Is called
S to m a c h a n d B o w e ls , g iv in g h e a lth y a n d n a tu r a l sleep .
great because he cures
filling their purposes, even if they don't
more men in all stations o f life than
T h e C h ild r e n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o t h e r ’ s F r ie n d .
people without opera­
any other make, because they are the
make much of a showing. Keep right
tion that are Riven up
to die.
H e cures with
only shoes that in every way equal
on building, and you will have an edi­
those wonderful Chi­
those costing *5.00 and *0 00.
nese herbs, roots, buds,
fice of more or less value, according to
barks and vegetables
W. L. DOUCLAS 84 SHOES
the building done. Keep right on ad-
that are en tirely un­
C A N N O T BE E X C E L L E D .
know n to m edical sci­
Bears
the
Signature
of
i
vertlslng.
Don't
be
discouraged
be­
ence In this country. Through the use o f those
J i.io s .s i«
harmless rem edies this fam ous doctor knows
cause the foundation doesn't show up
Bent l-nnorfed an* A w r f r a n leatbert. H e yl'e
[he action o f over 600 d ifferen t remedies, which
Patent
Calf.
E m m e l, B om Calf. Calf. Vic! Kid. Corona
|
vcry
much
compared
with
what
you
he successfully uses In d ifferen t diseases. H e
Colt, Nat. Kanoaroo. F * » t f ' o l o r Y .jm ir ta i i w t l .
guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung,
expect the ultimate result to be. I f
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
f u n t j o n I T h « gw m iln « h « v o W . L DOTTOT.AS*
V rfl'IIlO fl I n(im „
on bottom.
jiver, kidneys, e tc .; has hundreds o f testimou-
the advertising Is well done, and In the
by m a il, 2br. extra. I llu t . f'afalnp/Y t*.
[•I*. Charge* m oderate. Call and see him.
I right medium, you are Just as sure of
Patients out o f the c ity w rite for blanks and
W . L D O U G LAS. BROCKTON. M ASS.
Jjircnlar*. Send 4 cents in stamps. C O N S U L ­
! having a well built business as the
T A T IO N J’ R K K .
ad d ress
No. 4 S -I9 0 1 .
X . P . If. Ü .
I builder Is sure of having bis house com-
THE C. BEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. ! pieted when the necessary expense
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1321, T h ird S t ., P o rtla n d , O regon.
and work are put into it.
I T M eutiou paper.
Dark H air
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p e o p l e
:
TH E B ES T
POMMEL
SLICKER
IN T H E W O R LD
A3 A S A M E COAT
IT HAS NO EQUAL
DR. C. GEE W
O
W h a t is C A S T O R IA
W. L. DO
$3&$3JS3 S H O E S ®
The Kind You Have Always Bought
!n Use For Over 3 0 Years.