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About The Leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1895-1903 | View Entire Issue (July 25, 1896)
, u i u c uy m e u o o r i 't e n , th ree Mrs. W in ters an d I—oh. well. I ’ll tell d ay s ago the com edian cam e In here a f D O G S IN THE C H A N C E R Y C O U R T . 'A L I A B L E F R A N C H IS E S E C C K E D . you a f te r th e show . Going an y w h e re te r the m atinee. T h e o th e r w o m an —well, B o ll a n d S |( , e T e r r i e r » F i i c a r e In E n g - a f te r th e show ? \ o ? W ell, th e cu r I w as th e o th er w om an—w as sittin g a t The a n e h lf e o t easy d l g e i t i o t i - o n e of the lia h J u r i s p r u d e n c e to S o m e E x te n t. The ß u Rem edy I d the W orld ta in d ro p s a : 10:54 o'clock an d It ta k e s th a t ta b le alone. No one else w as In “ '„’ t ' ” " " 1'1'- i n th e K ift ot m edic»; s c l e a c e - f!* ;> 'iu rn l by any p .r» n -l k i «.- e n o u g h to T h e co u rts In th is country an d in E n g m e alxiut tw en ty m in u tes to g et out. th e room. H e cam e o ver to m e an d 11.» , , ¡. o u iiu - h li tier«, e ith e r t m m , M ikes fe o p le W ell. A . •> ) land have fre q u e n t occasions to d e te r u-H? I'll m eet you In th e la d les’ saloon at th e bcggt-,1 me to leave th e com pany. H is r e . , g- '» l u g d } « p e ,i» ,H . o r l o u e ro u t It a t ma ' ii.> B i l l , u c . rh e u m a tic am i fever an d ag u e R esu lts p r >re H ood'« P a ’-sm »• U.i th e t»e«t m ine su its g row ing out of in ju rie s in '•afe aro u n d th e co rn e r nt 11:20 o'clock. w ife w as je alo u s of m e . W om en grow OH, YE F A C E S p e - e m tro u b le d » n , uervonauer», blood p u r tier, ap p e t «vr a n d nerve jo u le in tact flicted by dogs upon o th e r an im als or I h av e to go up s ta irs an d d ress for th e Jealous Intuitively. I refu sed to leav e . ' • < ” ,< ,.! q aU o lh e second act now. W hen I come dow n th e com pany. H e got on his knees to upon h u m an beings. T hese su its a re h t a th Ira u ih ia e o> th e sam e m eans. Faces, faces, alm o st a lw a y s w h at la w y ers call a c I 11 show you my dagger. It's a b eauty, !«-g me. J u s t th en en tered his wife. Crowding city street* and place». M icroscopists say th a t th e strongest tions a t law . In w hich th e plaintiff Bright with hope, and love, and laughter, full of Jew els, and 1 c a n .th ro w It fifty •She m arch ed up to th e tab le, called me m icroscopes do not, p ro b ab ly ,re v ea l the s e e k s to recover sim ply a sum of money fe.-t an d h it a bull s eye. T h ere goes every vile nam e In th e calen d ar, an d b a r k with passions of despair! low est stages of a n im a l life. A t t h e C o u n t- . F a i r . Oh. th e s t o r y o f t h e f a c e s , th e c u rta in dow n on th e first, act. I'm before I had an inkling of w hat she in as d am ag es r a th e r th a n eq u itab le a c County fa irs a re n early ripe enough AngeJ face», demon faces, late. And she d a rte d up th e stairs. ten d ed to do she slapped my face. I to pick; and. by th e way, co unty fairs tions in w hich the c o tn p laln tan t ask s A speed of fifty-one m iles an hour Faces, faces everywhere. . h ea th e re w as p u sh in g an d sh o v w as on my feet in an In stan t, b ut W in are, collectively, a forceful event in the to r p rev e n tiv e relief or protection. A w as recently a tta in e d by a c a r on the If th e O ne T ru e Blood P urifier. A ll dn,«i»ta; »1. ing an d hauling an d hoisting as th e - ase of th e la tte r c h a ra c te r, how ever, te rs cam e betw een us an d got his wife y e a r’s h isto ry * O h' the beaaty of the faces, t- iio A N iag a ra F a lls elec tric line. co atless scene sh ifte r., began settin g ie v ' snH W 1 r ° re I d bC eTeD Wlth ' T h e TOUnt-V fa ir is h as recen tly a rise n In London an d lias H o o d 's PIII6 cure a ll l i v e r 11». b V th e uianv Ceuta. S .nny locks and fairy graces, th e scenes fo r th e second act. T he o r L ittle wandering gleams of heaven H 1 h av e be«-n - th e city exposition bv the tew T he excited co n siderable a m u sem en t in pro c h e stra lead er cam e th ro u g h a little fessio n al circles th e re on account of its Lost among the ways o' men. B ut said M organ, "if you'll p ard o n exposition is m achine-m ade and tad novelty. door th a t led up from u n d er th e stage. Oh! the brightness of the faces, biZt-fle’d“? 8°.' n ° U t •V° ” tb ll‘k She " as fini8hed' countv fa ir is home- C rlpps - a u g h t sight of him. It cam p before the chancery division .Maiden face«, child.sh faces. J Anb r la,,’Pln,r y° U aCe?’ g ro w n an d hand-picked W h a t trio D on't give an encore for th e opening Beauty in all forma and phase». Of tile high co u rt of Justice In w hich "W h at n „ a,’1K!>^ ' eo u n ty fa ir does an d sav s n*',ans a Sojourner and denizen. , ch o ru s to-night, B etterto n . W e're fo u r Ju s tic e K ek ew ich w as presiding. T he " h a t a guileless boy you a r e ! ' she w hole lot to a whole lot ..f folks m in u tes la te now on th e first act. I t’s said, p la in tiff an d th e d efe n d an t w ere next- H I tell you a n o th e r s t o r y - a i t goes w lth o u t s,iv in g th a , |ilf.r Oh! the pathos of the faces, tw en ty -o n e of te n .” ' ide door neighbors a t a place know n as sh o rte r one. B. ghted hopes and dark disgraces. uppose a m an m a rrie s a rac in g will be an Im p o rtan t fe.v u r« W • ' All rig h t.'' an sw e re d th e o rch e stra D en m ark H ill. T he plain tiff k ep t a “ ° n th a tlres of h er M e r e s t and am u se,,,en in ever« u p When the angel robe is spotted, and the , leader. "T h e re 's a fine house out aVn d T a v ns ' skye te rrie r a n d the d e fe n d a n t k ep t a a n d leav es h er to sta rv e . T h en suppose to -d ate f a ir held th is v ear W hite soul s’ained with sin; front. T hen, a f te r a p au se: "Say, bull terrie r. T hese a n im a ls did not Oh! the story o* t h e face#— a f t ™ 7 * W ife 7 ° T « “ T ' 7 S° W1H th e o th e r a u d “ Im portant C rlpps, I d o n 't w an t to In terfere, hut ag re e very well. T h ere w as also som e Women faces youthful faces— , S her hl' P‘ ^ r e l a t i v e of bicycling, r e d s re th a t C ortez w om an is flirting w ith e v h and wt ‘ tv ‘ v evidence th a t the d e fe n d a n t's bull te r All the harp-chords strained and broken h and » k b W ife No. 1 und s la p s No. celve th e q , ten th . ,, , ,, ery m an in th e house again. S he's got l 's face. Now legally if th e re w as ? a tte n tio n it should a- these rier had b itten tlic p la it.tiff's son, a l E re the anthem could begin. , ' . legally, lr tn e re w as many fa rm e rs show s? i my first violin d a ft. H e m ade tw o dis T h ere is one tru e specific fo r diseases th o u g h th is sta te m e n t w as denied In any slap p in g to be done th e first w ife tn . I cords Ju st because he c a n 't keep Ids Oh! the pallor of the faces, i i . . 1 u cry county w heelm en should b eh a lf of th e d efe n d an t. At all ev en ts • r is in g from im p u re blood an d a de- W en th e firs t Z h ,: . ? ? u ld “ 't She? ^ a v o r t o l i a v e t h e d i r c c o r s . f -lic f a 'r ’ eyes off her.” Flying from the cold deuth places; t h e p arties m et Iti J a n u a r y la st and lilita te d n erv o u s system , an d th a t is s ia l bed W hl vo, t i'l in c o rp o rate in its ex h ib its an in tellig en t > ' Ox I w arned th a t Cortez m inx tw o P a in e ’s celery com pound, so g en e rally Seeking, in the shou'ing highways, th e d e fe n d a n t orally ag re ed th a t lie s t a i n , e i i . w i n j o u kindly help me on evnoubioi. . - r , , , Respite from the hell within. j w eeks ago th a t I'd tire her. T h e tw o lo ak “ T P Oi K° ° d proscribed by physicians. It is p ro b would rem ove his dog from the neigh w ith my clo ak ?”—FootHod,»« ?”—F ootlights. Ob! the sadness of the faces, w eeks a re up to - u lg h t- a n d she goes. roads, th e m ethods of b u ild in g and borhood a n d keep it a w ay. T h is a g re e ably th e m st rem a rk a b le rem edy th a t t o n w ill fin d o n e c o u p o n Mother faces, widow faces, I g uess she k now s it, too, for sh e's been In sid e eu. i, tw.» o u n c e b ag th e scientific research of th ia co u n try IJuggard with the toi! and watching, HOW J U S T IC E W EN T ASTRAY. m a in ta in in g the sam e, an d such o th er m ent he did not fulfill. H e took the looking u gly—confound her!" H e pull in fo rm atio n reg a rd in g th e p ro p er w idth dog elsew h ere fo r aw hile, but a f te r th e baa produced. Prof. E d w ard E u n d t w o c o u |» n if I n s id e ea c h By the night lamp, pale and th!n. <*d out his w atch. “ W e're read y for s t a r v i n g M an YV h o s t o l e F o u r I x . a ' e s o f tires, etc., ns w ill lead to th e Im lapse of som e w eeks th e bull te rrie r a p I help*, M |j , L L D., of D artm o u th fo u r o u n c e Im gof B la c k w e ll'» o f B r e a d D is c h a r g e d . you, B e tte rto n ,” an d as th e o rch e stra ' p ro v em en t of highw ays. D u r h a m . H uy u b ag o f ib is coll. g e . Arm prescribed w h a t is now Oh! the horror of the faces, peared ag a in upon th e d e fe n d a n t's lead er d isa p p ea re d th ro u g _ h th e — little 1 his fe a tu re should be m ade p ro m prem ises, ju m p ed over tile g a rd e n w all Seotvlings, frowns, and dark menaces, -— . -V m an w ith th ree loaves of bread e e le b ra te d to b a c c o a n d re a d know n th e w orld over as F a m e ’s celery door C rip p s called u p sta irs: "All dow n u n d er his arm an d rav en o u sly e a tin g in en t in every county an d d istric t fa r into th e p la in tiff's y ard an d attac k ed Sodden with a thousand vices, Hie c o u p o n - w h i .- h g iv e» a com p .und, a positive cu re for dys for th e second a c t!” a fo u rth w as arre ste d y esterd ay in I he fa rm e rs should be ’ lie first to move th e sk y e te rrie r. T h is w as too much Hideous with the brand of (Jain. li.-X o l v u lu a b le p r e s e n ts a u d pepsia. biliousness, liv er co m p laiu t, the terror of the faces. hm v to " c i th e m . A few m in u tes la te r th e c u rta in w ent , Allen stre e t on the com plaint of Max In th e m a tte r, b ut a s th e w heelm en for th e p lain tiff an d lie applied, thro u g h n e u ra lg ia , rh e u m a tism , a ll nervous Oh! F e lo n f a c e s , t r a i t o r f a c e s . up on th e second act. C rlpps w as sw ear- F eldm an, a b ak e r T he b ak e r bad h av e th u s f a r been th e real force back counsel learn ed in the law , to one of her diseases an d k idney tro u b les F or P l a g u e >ots ol t h e f a i r c r e a t i o n , lug. as usual, an d a sen sitiv e ch o ru s seen him slip up to the bask et of b read of tb e S°od ro ad s ag ita tio n , th ey should m a je s ty ’s Judges in ch a n ce ry fo r a n iu- t h e la tte r P a in e ’s celery com ponnd has N ightm ares of i fevered brain. gir w as cry in g because be had m erely 1 on the sid ew alk , steal a w ate r roll au d P ersev ere un til by sh eer force ex am p le Junction w hich w ould com pel tlic de- auooeeded ag a in an d a g a in w here c a l l e d h er a "w a d d lin g hog” au d had d ev o u r it. T he m an sta rte d to go aw a y , tlie tr u th is d inned into the min,Is of fen d an t to rem ove th e obnoxious beast e v e ry th in g else has failed. Faces, faces th re a te n e d to fine her if she d id n ’t then, as If overcom e by th e tem p tatio n , tb e w b°le people. In the p la in tiff's pap ers his ow n skye T o iu. .1 ~ Crowding city streets and places - i o be p erfectly propo rtio n ed it is Faces smooth with youth and beauty, w alk w ith h er head up In th e a ir an d seized th e fo u r loaves an d s ta rte d See to 11 th a t t th e re sh a ll be an a t te rrie r w as described as “a harm less lit claim ed th a t a m an should w eigh Faces lined with age and care, not dow n on h er chest, "a s If she w as dow n the street, ea tin g as he w alked. tra c tiv e good ro ad s ex h ib it a t y o u r tle dog, w hile the d e fe n d a n t's bull te r tw u tv -e ig h t pounds to every foot of f*h! the story of the faces. rooting fo r w aln u ts.” T he a c t w as h alf T he b ak e r g av e the alarm . A police county fa ir.—L. A. W. B ulletin. rier w as c h a racterize d a s "a c e rta in Ins h eig h t. O f the g!ad and weary faces, over w hen M organ saw A n ita C ortez m an overtook an d a rrested th e thief. fero"lous dog,” w hich w as fed on raw com ing dow n th e w ooden steps. At T he m an looked indifferently at the o f I . , - . . .1 ,,,,.., P r o t e c t t h e Roads. m eat. On th e o th e r hand, th e counsel Did you ev er d riv e along th ro u g h th e fo r th e d e fe n d a n t told th e co u rt th a t a th e foot of th e step s stood th e come ficer, au d stu m b led along, ea tin g as he m ission tins been called th e “ H aw keye d ia n 'a wife, H ay W inters. H er back w ent. T he b a k e r's property w as be co u n try an d n otice two-whi*el tra c k s police Inspector had pronounced his * •« •" H u w k . y e w a s th e n am e of a :— w as to w ard A nita. In a second th e ing consum ed, an d th e policem an put th a t h av e w orn deep ru ts into th e s u r c lie n ts dog to he a h arm less an d well- noted In d ian ch ief d an c er had d ra w n a d ag g e r from h er no stop to th e work of p lu n d er au d face of th e ro ad ? H av e you noticed behaved an im al, w hile th e p la in tiff's 1>E % r.NEHM • AMIIIT BE tLKEI) th a t th ese deep ru ts give a s e v e r e dog w as "a n asty little sk y e te rrie r licit—an o th e r second an d she took a despoliation. quick look around. No one b u t Mor In th e Essex M arket police court yes- r‘>ucb to a ■‘e’11’ e a >Tiage w hen you go H e ridiculed th e p la in tiff's sta te m e n t It w as young M organ's first n p p ea r Hv O Cal » t.p t|c» tlr n», a» th ey e a n n n t re«ch th e rd ay m orning the p riso n er said th a t T * 0" 1 f° r a “ a P P - a c h in g vehicle? tb a t he kept h,8 ’d i n t i n ^ K ^ e X T h e city ed ito r g an o bserved h er; she suw th a t he was te rd a y ,1 .e.,,.,1 i o rli n o t h e e»- T h e re Is o n lv o n e m ice on any stag e. »a> t- rure<lF»fh> ««.»ili| m a i i» » y , o a M ln h lo n looking a t her, an d so she th re w a kiss his s n am e w as H en ry Meyer. H e sa id ; ‘ a ' a . i '° " Sa’1,P fo r Pro t< ^ lo n a mid n d Insisted ep t w an ted a tw o-colum n a rtic le on "M rs. insisted th th a a t t he he k kept «1 I ,n e u le - b e a fn e » i» . «u-e.l |,v an liiti«,m d a t him . T hen, like a Hush, th e d ag g e r "Tea, 1 stole th e b read ; I'm guilty. ru ts bold th e w a te r a f te r a heavy rain it sim ply to ex c ite th e d e fe n d a n t’s bull ; <.n Hio,, ,,f th niuroiM U n in a of E iiatach an B liieb -ard from B ehind th e Scenes. I M M* ''''- VE K n ... no» . U I..-- a. . fU .. m rd yo u have am i M organ w as given th e assig n m e n t o«- oit«jse,» in d* " H irough th e a ir an d b urled Itself H is hand trem b led a s it clung to the an d becom e tw o long m uddy canals, te rr ie r an d fight w ith him. n , e i , ™ a g e „ t .* ,„ > „ „ ^ 1 mm “ , he < h i , t l n .May ^ -> n - w hen 1. 1» e u n re iv rlo « .,l deaf»«»» I» th e ,e» u |, rail, and he could hardly sta n d from th ro u g h w hich you plough your way. Now all th is controversy took place, tan eo u s w ith her sh riek cam e a cry w eakness. w hile th e rest of th e read h as becom e W ho g ru n te d a response not in a police court o r b efore a m agis "1 knew it w as w rong," lie said In a m o d erately h a rd ? Now, w hen you tr a te w hose business w as th e tria l of III- r i l a v i l i I,e . u - . ih . j ,.,! forever; u ln e eave-i U *“ 1 U' n ,,lrn ,',I his a tte n tio n to Weight- from th e d an cer, ns she d elib erately o u t • f tell « r- , au«-«1 by c a 'a r r b , w h lc n I» ie ' r m atters. tu m b led dow n th e steps, lau d in g on w eak voice, an d he looked aro u n d for coine to look a t th e m a tte r seriously, p etty causes, but In the h ighest trib nothiiiK n u t an lu tlam ed to u illlio n ol th e w e ou» » u rta The sta g e w as d irty looking; som e top of tlie w ounded w om an. W ith th e th e officer to lead him to prison. M ag w h a t is th e use of those tw o ruts, and unal of o rig in al ju risd ic tio n In E ngland, w hy can they not be av oided? W ould r » - m ne:h;;:».'7,r11, i ; ^ ,^ L u X r’thM "",5; R,,'n, ry ' , l’iK'k,,d ui> aB ahi8t ,h e w a i>- q u ick n ess of lig h tn in g she pulled th e is tra te W en tw o rth questioned him. an d as tlie su it w as brou g h t in p ro p er “ I c o u ld n 't help it," continued the n 't we h av e b e tte r ro ad s if we could do form tlie co u rt w as bound to e n te rta in ’"■ I By H a ll’» C a ia rrh C u r e . m l fo r a PIM'arc<l g arish an d c h e a p - n o t a t all d ag g e r from th e q u iv e rin g flesh an d circular* fre»; sp ra n g to h e r feet. s o soft an d Is n iitlfn l a s w hen seen from p riso n er. ” 1 had not eaten for th ree a w a y w ith th e ru ts? it, ju s t th e sam e as though It bad been U. I . V . *■ 1 C H K S E Y CO., T oledo, O "M y G od,” she cried. “My God, days. I had no work. 1 could not O f course, you m ay ask w hat th is lias Wí»l«l by Ornirg hik . 75r. th e front a ch o ru s girl b ru sh ed p ast a g ra v e r m a tte r involving in te re sts of H k ll'a F am ly P illa aird t h e bent. M organ; she w as p la ste re d w ith rouge C rlpps, com e here. My foot slipped on sleep. 1 saw th e b ask et an d I took the to do w ith selling ca rria g es, but you more serio u s Im port. Ju s tic e Ixcke- an d had tw o heavy black lines ,stin ted th e sta irs an d th e d ag g e r flew o ut of little roll. It only m ade me worse. know well enough th a t good roads wich, how ever, postponed final action Street railway rails in Memphis, m ean a g re a te r dem an d for c a rria g es In the hope th a t before a fu tu re uotlon u n d er h e r eyes. H er la sh es w ere thick my bands, w o unding May W inters, and Then I stole the loaves," T«> ii., are being welded together with w ith som e black stu ff an d y et from bis —oh. my foot's sp rain ed an d th e re 's my T h e m a g istra te tap p ed the b ar w ith because they in crease tlic p leasu re of day "th e good sense of th e p a rtie s molten steel. d riv in g T he ru ts can lie avoided would d ep riv e tlie court of a n y f u rth e r scat in th e p a rq u e t tlic o th e r n ig h t lie cue." And w ith a lim p sh e liounded on his pencil an d looked a t the baker. HOITT'H SCHOOL roK HOYS th e sta g e an d th ro w in g th e dagger, easily enough if all vehicles do not tro u b le o r a m u sem en t.” H e th o u g h t b ad th o u g h t h er b e a u tifu l beyond com “T h is Is a sail case,” lie said. : d rip p in g w ith blood, point d o w n w ard , pare. T h e b a k e r shuffled ab o u t on his feet tra c k alike, o r if d riv ers w ould e x e r th e alleged ag re e m e n t w as r a th e r At B i i r 1 itip a iii" , K an M a te o i'o u n tv . Cal The play had a lre a d y com m enced an d i sh ‘‘i d,‘n, pd aro,IllfI Hke « w ild th in g cise a little c a re in using th e whole shadow y a n d th a t th e applicatio n w as an d looked uneasy. 1« o n e o f ifie i,,.,»t thorough, careful and th e aud ien ce, m oved by her fre n p rac tica l-'H o m s t-choois” to be found on th e coineiliaii w as ca p erin g aro u n d th e ' You h av e done w rong," said th e road, an d w ould not all d riv e in t h e a novel a tte m p t to exten d th e d o ctrin e Hie I acnic coa»’. It prepares hovs for any sta g e w ith th e so u h re tte A crow d of zy, rose an d cheered ag a in an d ag ain m a g istra te to M eyer. "I discharge you, sam e trac k . T h e re ’s a good deal of o u t u n d er w hich co u rts of equ ity in te rfe re ,huM,reM.y.s, T c% M i,,edn'« "'¿ h e Kute“^ “ “ ’i a r " 1<>r 1’“a n t‘d nt h er te m p estu o u s an d w liirlw ind-like th o u g h ,' an d he leaned over an d p u t cry in fa v o r of w ide tires, but even if becau se th e co m p lain an t ap p re h e n d s en tra n ce . B tu n f o r d I n i v e r s i ies, and 'm iler tlie able aKll,UHt u sto n e p ain ted wall, w hile crisp bank n o te in th e p riso n er’s ev ery vehicle w ere com pelled to have danger, b u t th e case w as not w eak B ehind th e scenes a d ifferen t p a rt hand. w ide tires, an d they all trac k ,si alike, enough to ju s tify a dism issal. mao »genie >t of Ex Stale S uperintendent clm n is g irls gow ned as p e a sa n ts w as being played. T he w ounded w om m 1, . ! ? """ a M eyer th a n k ed th e m a g istra te an d w hile th e d riv ers continued to use the The scope of tlie Ju risd ictio n of co u rts an w as c a rrie d into a n earb y d ressing- tu rn ed aw a y w ith strea m in g eyes. A sam e care th a t iho.v now seem to ex of eq u ity h a s been g rea tly b roadened A ugust I. .M iniiiy a n il S'~ieiitil \\ lint tlie devil a re you g irls g a d room an d th ■ sta g e c a rp e n te r hud sped co u rt officer secured a lodging place ercise In keeping ex actly in th e wheel of late y ears, but we hardly’ ex p ected I n e v e r u s e d bo q u i c k a cu cure as Plso's d ing ab o u t o v er th e re ? ” cam e th e voice up th e stre e t fo r a doctor. W in ters, th e fo r Meyer, an d his new -found frie n d s tra c k s of every o th e r vehicle th a t has th a t It w ould e v e r ex ten d to a dog C B. Psbuer, Box ii- u i r e u lor I'ouauuiptioii. J. **• of th e sta g e m a n ag er. “ I’ve told you a com edian, w as sta n c h in g th e flow of a re try in g to get a situ atio n for him. used th e road, we should only h a v e a case like th is.—N ew York Sun. 11.1, Seattle, lAasti , Nov. 25, lkiKi. h u n d red tim es to sta n d In th a t second blood w ith his cap. T lie w om an w as So it w as th a t ju stic e w ent a s tra y y es little w ider ru ts th a n we have now. E tr s All 11 » ,u „ ,p e ,| | .H- by H r . K l i n e ' » e n tra n c e und w ait y o u r cue th ere. I'll unconscious. H o m a g e P a id to “ S k y S to n e s ." te rd a y dow n a t E ssex M arket c o u r t — T h a t is ab o u t t 11 we would gain from lire n i N e rv e K o il.ir r r N o fit« aft. r t> e llrst "S h e d id It on pu rp o se," said Cripps. N ew York W orld. w ide tires. If, on th e co n tra ry , we B ecause th ey com e from m eteors, <l»t » u»e Marv. lnu» c a ....... re s . T ...............w re e tlse » n J *2 Ul” 00 ’ ,h ,‘ " hole crow d of you If I have “T h a t fall of h ers w as a re g u la r sta g e w r l r e h ' w ! ,o Dr Kllne- ,o. >-/>' '«"«in■” should a rra n g e it so th a t tlie f r o n t bodies th a t fa ll In th is w ay a re called S t o r y o l O ld - T im e T h e s p i a n s w heels of every vehicle track ed inside m eteo rites an d for very m any y ea rs I lie g irls m oved In a m atte r-o f-fac t fa ll—you c a n 't fool m e.” "I don t th in k It w as done p u rp o se T h e follow ing y a rn ab o u t Sam H ill of th e back w heels, an d if in ad d itio n p ast all th e m e teo rite s w hich have been T ry O krmka for breakfast. sort of w ay to th e e n tra n c e d esig n ated . One of th e girls, a lig h t-h aired little ly,” said W in ters, u n stead ily . H e b en t and I>aura K eene is launched by H a rry w e could ed u c ate d riv ers up to u sin c seen to fall, or could be found, have th in g , stu c k h er to n g u e o ut w hen the bis bead an d th e te a rs slow ly rolled H aw k : At F o rd 's T h ea ter, th e w in ter th e w hole road, an d not to co n tin u e been carefu lly kept, so th a t they m ay sta g e m a n a g e r's back w as tu rn ed . dow n his cheek s a n d fell on th e piuk b efo re P re sid en t L incoln's assassin a- follow ing one a n o th e r like a lot of be stu d ied . We know , too, th a t they tion, Jja u ra K eene w as p roducing h er school boys p lay in g the old g am e of h av e fallen in e a rlie r tim es as well, be "C ripps Is an old c ra n k ,” she said . T he tig h ts of th e h u rt w om an. C ripps w alk ed so ftly to th e door an d w en t o u t; lie g re a t m elodram a, "T h e Sea of lee,” an d follow my leader, we m ight at least cau se th e h isto ries of nearly all anÀlent o th e r girls laughed. every m em b er of th e com pany not in p ro tec t th e ro ad s we have, an d keep peoples co n tain ac co u n ts of such occu r Voting M organ took a long b reath . w h istled so ftl) to him self. H e w as accu sto m ed to p ro fa n ity d ow n , T h e . d o . cto . r a rriv e d Just ns C ripps th e east w as o rdered to go on the sta g e them in m uch b e tte r condition th an we ences, an d of the hom age paid to th e n t th e office, b u t th en th e re w ere no , ” " 1',' . ‘ ‘e door „u g a ,n : “ H u r r y “ P in th e p rin cijsil scene and hold tip ice- possibly can u n d er ex istin g cireum - "sky sto n es" by those who th o u g h t W in ters—y o u r cue.' b erg s on th e g reen baize sea. Sam H ill stances. w om en th ere. ........... ..... ” them g ifts from th e gods, or m iracu lo u s “ By heavens, C ripps, I c a n 't slug a w as given a sm all berg dow n front n e a r C a n 't you, as one of th o se who should o b jects. It is possible th a t th e so-called A b u rst of m u sic a n d th e g irls trip p ed th e footlights. All w ent sm oothly u n til be in te reste d in th e good m a d s qtics goddess D iana who w as w orshipped by on th e sta g e. Ju st as th e com edian, to p ical song now .” “ I t's y o u r b rea d a n d b u tte r out fro n t Miss K eene w as ab o u t to m ake her tion. do a little m issio n ary work in th is th e peojde E p h esu s w as a m eteoric p a n tin g and p ersirln g , cam e tu m b lin g o ff 1 m going to cut th a t d an ce to th ere. Your w ife's in th a t room. You en tra n ce . J u s t th en H ill's little iceberg m a tte r, an d ta lk to y o u r cu sto m ers stone. m orrow n ig h t, Crlpps. I t’s too m uch c a n 't help her by stay ing. B e tte r look fell fo rw a rd an d left him stooping lie- ab o u t p ro tec tin g th e roads by not all A m ass of Iron w hich proved to be a a f te r y o u r bread an d b u tte r.” fo re th e footlights. T h e au dience rec- d riv in g in th e sam e tra c k ? M ight n o t m eteo rite w as found in T ex as a few ex ertio n for a w arm niglit." W in ters d u g his n ails into th e palm s ognlzed th e young m an a n d sh o u ted you gain*a little ad v e rtisin g a d v a n ta g e y ea rs ago, a t th e crossing of a n um ber “C ut y o u r w hole b u sin ess fo r ull I ca re," an sw e re d Crlpps. "H 's not my of his hands. C ripps h alf led, h alf p u s h w ith lau g h ter. B u t Sam w as u n a b a sh -i o v er y o u r co m p etito rs by p u ttin g up of tra ils lead in g in d ifferent d irections. re p u ta tio n y o u 're m aking. T h e w hole ed him to w ard th e stag e. "Y our h a n d 's ed: liftin g up his iceberg lip w alked off signs along th e roads, here an d there It w as learn ed th a t It had been set up iu ra rea d in g so m eth in g like th is: "P ro te c t by th e In d ian s as a fetish, or object of bloom ing show can go to th e devil ns full of blood; w ipe it on the w iugs ns , th e stag e. In the w ings he m et Ig _____ you go p a s t,” he said , quietly. : K eene boiling o v er w ith w rath . th e roads. D on’t all d riv e in the snui.> w orship; au d w hoever passed by w as f a r a s I am co n cern ed .” I II ■ Il I ■ I, I I H I l l h H I I 1(111«, V ^ i t h a Iw ttc r u n d e rsta n d in g of th e And so W in ters w ent ca p erin g on the M - d l< M l. il B a l l i , hi n n i i n , " l o t i h av e ru in ed my piny!” sh e de- tra c k .” T h is should be in large, bcid T h e com edian yaw n ed . "G ot ’em K r . v S t r a n i B u l l i » Mt H u m « . ex pected to leave uj on It beads, a rro w ” » tr a n s ie n t n a tu re of th e m any p h y s » n l p n u r U hi I I . hi ■•«,„,« sta g e an d sa n g an d lau g h ed an d m ade I d a re d . She o rd ered him from th e th ea- le tters. T h en follow it w ith an ar. ag ain , C rlp p s?" w as nil lie Raid. heads, tobacco, or o th e r a rtic le s a s offer ical ills, w hich v an ish before pr,»|>eref te r an d w ound up w ith an in v itatio n nouncem ent of y o u r business, brletlv ings, since it w as reg ard ed as having Nix g irls cam e Jo stlin g off th e stage. th e au d ien c e alm o st wild w ith delight fo rts g e n tle e ffo rts —p le a s a n t effo rts— rig h tly »lire,-ted. T h e re is co m fo rt in O ne of them stu m b led a g a in st a bit of an d th e d octor in th e dressing-room fot him to v isit bis S atan ic m a jesty in told, in le tte rs legible enough, hip i com e from th “ G re a t S pirit. A nother, th e know ledge, t h a t so m an y fo rm s of p ro jec tin g ic en c ry an d to re a ren t In looked b rav e an d tried to stop th e flow his fiery realm s. T h e boy d rew h im self trifle sm aller. You’ll e a rn an en v iab le w hich fell in In d ia som e y e a rs ago, w as sickness a re n o t due to unv a c tu a l d is h er gown. "W h o ’s got a pin? W ho’s of blood. up in all his S o u th ern p rid e and replied rep u ta tio n a s a public-spirited citizen k ep t decked w ith flowers, w as daily ease, b u t sim ply to a co n stip a ted e o n d i- got a pin?" she sh o u ted . A fte r he had su n g th re e v erses he loud enough fo r all tlie o th e r Iceberg a n d a t th e sam e tim e will find th e si"n s S * NT * ’ **1 *-K1 K » i t h Fill |, »ir I'tliin» ,,i, a , c e i p t of s ix Dollar» (« A u o i an o in ted , au d fre q u en tly w orshiped . . , tioii of tin- sy stem , w liieh th e p le a sa n t a good d ra w in g card to a ttr a c t custom . w ith g re a t cerem ony. T h ere Is p re s e rv C rlp p s h eard her. ' T o re y o u r dress, d a rte d from th e sta g e an d w as In the supportei-s to h ea r: M nrlirt Mt , lio«ln , 2 4 , fam ily la x ativ e. S y ru p o f F igs, p ro m p t o id irto 1 dressing-room . A nita C ortez w as help “Go th e re y o u rself, m adam ; I w as W hy n o t try it?—T h e H u b N ew s Kan F rm ielaeu , A a l. Eocnl Agent» W an ted E v ery w h ere. L ib e r a l T . ’’ ly rem oves. T h a t is w b y it is th e only did you? T h a t'll cost you a d o lla r— ing th e doctor. ed to th is day in th e p arish church of em ployed to hold up icebergs!” T hen rem edy w ith m illio n so f fam ilies, am i is heli, you not to Is? so’ careless, too. E nsisheim , Alsace, G erm any, a stone "I'm very so rry ab o u t th e accid en t. he bow ed politely a n d left th e th e ate r. e v e ry w h e re esteem ed so h ig h ly bv all T ak e th e d ress to Mrs. W ard a f te r th is P is c n n r a g ln g . w eighing o ver tw o h u n d red pounds, Mr. M in te rs,” said th e d an cin g girl, —T roy Tim es. m om ark an ab la ce R rtain w ho value good h e a lth . I ts benefieial scene an d tell h er to m end It.” "W ell, how do you like farm in g ? H as w hich fell In th e low n Nov. 16, 1492. v Foiief given fo w by and ilG O E ’S e ffec ts are d u e to th e fac t, th a t it is th e "1 co uldn't help it. Mr. C ripps. I h u rt calm ly. "E ve lost my position by It. R EV E A L ED REM EDY has given th e hog cholera got in y o u r pigw eed T h e king, being n ea r a t th e tim e, had tb e nam e of W o m an ’s F rie n d I t is T h e K iss K c c I i r I is tic . o n e rem edy w h ich p ro m o te s in te rn a l my side a g a in st th e scene, too. I'v e got C ripps has d isch arg ed m e.” u niform ly success At a fash io n ab le w edding p arty , ju st p atch y et?” ask ed the frien d from the the stone ca rrie d to th e castle, and a f te r fu *ia r e e v i n g th e backaches,headaches cle a n lin e ss w ith o u t d e b ilita tin g th e W in ters looked at h er an d set his to put up w ith w ith o u t being b rea k in g off tw o pieces, one for him self wbl<' ‘ b u rd en an d sh o rte n a w o m an ’s a ti! w e a k n e ss o rg a n s on w h ich it acts. I t is th e re fo re enough ns th e happy p a ir w ere ab o u t to s ta r t on city. ♦1 » « « «« 1 * • te eth . She looked a t him an d sm iled. fined Lie. T ho u san d s of all im p o rta n t, in o rd e r to g e t its b e n e Jo h n so n , w ho had ren ted a farm to and th e o th er for th - D uke S iglsm und, ^ m a k ^ R f « H w ii* Kive hwUlh and stre n g th th e ir w edding tour, th e p retty little " • ’an t help bow th e devil you did It," “A ccidents will happen, you k n o w ,” ficial effi'ets, to n o te w h e n y ou p u r escape an epidem ic of ap p en d icitis th a t o rdered th e rem a in d er to be k ept In B L U M A I I I i 'H F R iPM ? n D n n ° i v “ 1# by aH d ™KKiete, b rid e w as th a n k in g th e clergym an who chase, th a t you have th e g en u in e a r ti w as C ripps' un feelin g rejo in d er. "You and slip sighed. "C an I be of an y fu r D R U G QQ., P q b t l a a d . Agents, had m ade h er an d h er choice one; on w as rag in g iu th e city, ex tra cte d a sliv th e church as a m iraculous o b ject; a n d cle, w hich is m a n u fa c tu re d by th e C ali girls com e off th a t scene like a pack of th e r a ssista n ce , d o cto r?” e r from his th u m b an d replied: “ I can it still bangs th ere, susp en d ed by a w hich th e reverend g entlem an, wno fo rn ia F ig S y ru p Co. on ly an d sold by- frig h ten e d sheep. T ak e y o u r tim e. No- "1 th in k not." he an sw ered . tell you th a t farm in g isn’t the sn ap ch ain from th e v a u lt of th e choir.—SL all re p u ta b le d ruggists. She w alked to th e door. "Good-by, w as a n old frien d of th e fam ily an d a lsid y 's ch a sin g you Hcn>. G adsby. fo lk s think. T h e re ’s lo ts of w ork. A N icholas. If in th e e n jo y m e n t o f good heu lth . bit of a w ag. sa id : "B ut, my dear, you \ \ in te rs,” she said, w ith o u t tu rn in g a n d th e sy ste m is re g u la r, la x a tiv e s or m ind y o u r lig h ts! Q uick n o w —out couple of w eeks ago I w an ted to set a have not paid m e my fee." T w o B o y ish Y V arriors. o th e r rem e d ies a re th e n n o t needed. If lig h ts dow n w ith th a t drop! Shove h er bead. N oiselessly she opened th e hen. T h e hens w ere all lay in g and. “ W h at is it?" said th e bride. door. It w as only a little sh ep h erd boy, you afflieted w ith an y a c tu a l disease, one th a t wing aro u n d more-- s o - s o - th a t's Have )ou u 1 '"A kiss. W on’t you pay It liefore you not w ishing to in te rru p t them , I set a will rem em ber, w ho d elivered th e Is *4 » e ig h t in the ( W in ters dropped on his knees beside m ay be eom m euded to th e m ost sk illfu l enough. D on't ta k e nil niglit w ith th a t ro o ster. I ’ve been w orking w ith him g o ? ’ Stoma. L H H a tln « | p h \ sii*ians, but if iu nei’d o f a lax ativ e, table. T h a t is a quick chauge, not a bis wife. “ W ell?" he In terro g ated , look raelites from th e b an d s of th e P h ilis • fte re a tia c Bel<k- Contag ious E’ood Poison has l>een ap “O f course I will,” she a n s w e r'd , e v e r since. T h a t bird is as faith less to tines, an d sav ed bis natio n in a tim e of one sh o u ld h av e th e b est, an d w ith th e fu n eral! (let out of th e w ay, von fool ing up a t th e doctor. p ro p ria te ly callci'. th e curse o f m an k in d bis vow s a s a su m m e r girl. Rut mv - • t "• n ’ w 'eli-inforiiied <-vi-rvwhere, K vrup of b lu sh in g an d lau g h in g , an d she did. " F tile ss th e re 's an In tern al h em or serio u s peril. T h e y outh D avid w ent It is th e one disease th a t phvsii ians can b ra th H eartburn F igs sta n d s h ig h est and is m ost la rg e ly l ep o rter! Push th a t c h a ir on th e stage. w o rst stro k e of luck w as last w eek.” A sev ere old m aiden lady, sta n d in g TaM e io the out alone an d alm ost em pty banded, not cure; th e ir m ercurial aud ix.tasl- d a u d gives m ost g e n e ra l sa tisfactio n . Now up lig h ts up lig h ts fo r th e love of rhage. sh e's all right. I think, though, by, w as te rrib ly shocked a t such levity, "W lia t w as it? F o rg o t to put q u ilts M hi U| it; » »n M um - ,, w hen all th e w arrio rs of the a rm y w ere rem edies only b o ttle m, th e licaven, an d be quick ab o u t it!” And sbi* 11 pull through. H av e som e one ni/ P i (pifati< ri of t on y o u r onion bed?” an d w orse, as she tho u g h t it, on the to s u r e ly b re a k fo rth |„ « I a fra id , an d lie slew th e g re a t g ian t Go t h e s y s t up w ent th e lig h ts as su d d en ly ns they ring for an am b u lan ce. She'll be b e tte r "No, not th a t. You see, I bad a r o l l teos. n of Stornaeb p a rt of the jolly divine: b ut everyone Hath of G ath , w hose height, tlie Bible m o r e v i r u l e n t f o r m , r e s u l t i n g i n u t o t a l w ent out. an d M organ beard a b u rst of at a ho sp ital th a n at hom e." • VI u’l. i else, th e bridegroom Included, sm iled th a t w as In r a th e r poor f le s h . O ne o! tells us. w as six cu b its an d a span. T hia w reck of th e system . I G ow ns need a p p lau se from th e fro n t ns th e “ E x te r » <»0i of Fle»b J r a nk B. M artin, n proirinietit a t ’he Incident. As th e old maid, a lit th e neighbors told me to feed it ph n t v boy w as a born fighter, for, before be ior of th e K in g s P ala ce " g av e w ay In Fb kle Appetite Young M organ w alked into th e lad les' tle later, w as nliout to d riv e aw a y from of corn In th e ear. 1 did so and I ni jew eler at 926 P ensylvania Ave., W ash IU pri c e d irr ita b le 1 slew th e g ian t, he bad killed a b ear and fifteen seconds to "A Room in B lue cafe nt tlie saloon aro u n d th e corner. nigton,Ji.C .,»ays Condition of the th e door, she put h er head out of her a fra id It Is going to die. T he poor a n i a lion, w hen they tried to ste al his f a th b eard s C astle." T he g irls w ere r u s h A n ita C ortez w as sittin g nt a table. Mind IH u la e o a — I was /or a lonj. I m al has been d ea f as a bat ev er since." e r’s sheep. H tada<he (»mat Ip. ing up tlic n arro w w ooden sta irs fo r a She bxikcd h an d so m er off th a n on the b rougham w indow am i said severely, —T ru th . tim e u nder tre a t | • ’ loo or D la rrb u -a ? • a s the p arso n am ong o th e rs Irnde her Thro y « mj bave B ut in la te r tim es, as well, there have ch a n g e of c o stu m e arm o red k n ig h ts stag e. mexit i d t wo of 1 ad ieu : th e best plivsi been sev eral young w arrio rs who m ade w ere ru n n in g p ast him to w ard the A n I n i i s o a l O c c u r r e n c e . "Y ou're late," she said. “ ’•Veil, Mr. C lergym an, how about cians ol th is < ity, j g e th e o rc h e stra w as p lay in g a wild J . S. C a rp e n te r, living in the ce n te r g reat nam es for them selves, such, for “Yes, he an sw ered . "T h e m an ag e r th a : eecb-slastlcal kiss?" BIAS sta for a severe case in stan ce, as A lexander, who won the fa n fa re tlic sta g e m a n ag e r w as look- kept me here m aking me prom ise not to of Des Moines, h eard a flock of bran! "N ot now ." lie an sw ered . "I will give of blcxxl poison, | b a ttle nf Cera ulcus at 22 y e a rs of nge. lug at Ids w atch an d g riu n ln g triu m p h - use th e sto ry it would h u rt th e show VELVETEEN but my condi it to you a n o th e r tim e. So very nubile ap p ro ach in g one storm y night In earlv T he g re a t N apoleon w as a lie u te n a n t of n n tly . "M ade th e ch an g e in fo u r sec- A pril. H e g rab b ed a gun an d w ent to grew . - -'c a iï ? ' BINDING onds qu ick » '1 tim e th a n last n ig h t,” he Aud so 1 prom ised, though th e city edi here!” . A ! b .._ i. _ prepaid . - an receipt o f centJ | m all, th e roof of his house, threw his gun to a rtille ry before be w as 18. an d a young th e w hile, not to r w ould kill me If he knew I h ad th e She d isap p eared . T he g u ests roared, said. o n th e ir s k irt e d g e s. w ith stan d in g th e i I t is ra in - sto ry am i d id n 't use it. W hat will you au d th e p arso n score.!.—London T id his sh o u ld e r an d w aited for th,- .. -,.s . m an w hen be com m anded the arm ie s of "Have you n pin. p lease ” M organ h av e to d rin k ? ” fact th a t they p ro o f, sheds '• » - r » 7 ..( ,l.u ,t.( « . a .lu - r i,« - ..,» I,a:..', -I - to com e along. H e could not s e e them , Italy T h in k of it!—a t th e ag e when w a te r and never bits. charged me three UlifR MEIlILIXEC« « .* ,I, (.lumber» s, »V tu rn ed . It w as th e girl w ith a te a r in tu r n s g re y . b u t a flash of lig h tn in g disclosed t h - i r o u r W est l ’o 'u t cad ets a re graduate,!, "I'm not h u n g ry ." she an sw ered . hundred dollars. I h er gown. A S(»nveni|», w h ereab o u ts, an d he aim ed his g UU a n q th is young Corsican had held an im "A n o th e r th in g —I d id n 't ask you here If your dealer will not My m outh was Bill iHt tho l>«i<’h*’lor clinn D- - O do fired. H is ju d g m e n t w as a c c u ra te and p o rta n t com m and iu th e F ren ch arm ies, T h e re p o rte r gave her a pin. “T he to eat an d d rin k . I w ant to tell you a supply you w e w ill. you " k" ; " r l ’ « ” > " « sta g e m an ag e r is no* gracious to-night," sto ry . Once upon a tim e—th a t's the th in g more. .Tack; will v«uj gj e mo a one of th e b ird s w as killed. T he A ue r w in cin g victories und laying th e fo u n filled w itu eatin g sores; m y tongue was DO . Ì 10 MAKE M O W ? purl if'Uiartt n icur4- S j s ' 7 / '6e » anrf m atrrt# » n-a alm ost eaten aw ay, so th a t for three , -eg „ country f ’t«. .„rem W oftern.it w ou-l?rful lo<-k of y o u r h air? he said. d atio n of th e m ost fam ous m ilitary lean F ield sa y s th a t th is Is the first in w ay all nice sto ries la-gin, von k n o w — -noiio-m enl» tor tho ¡ ihuuiiuk of th e ni»n<1»r'1 “ Hc”^e m onths I was unable to taste any solid ak ng Made Easy a new bock by ing m a c b ln e A a y b o . l , » ,»», la ck ip ro sp ectiv e groom»—But I'm c id e n t of th e kind it ev er h eard -c ca reer the w orld has ever "S am e as u su al," she an sw ered . "H e ( oh, but th is isn 't a nice sto ry at all. so Miss Err tty iM food. My h air was com ing out rapidly, Sew Lsdics Home Journa . s e . , . « r a n » « || , h ^ ni B l p rlr„ d o esn 't ch an g e m uch. T h a t's his d a u g h | it m ust begin d ifferently. Once th ere not going to die nor am I going to t h e B irds a re fre q u en tly killed by ni s.n N icholas. and I was in a h orrible fix. I lia d tried » o l d ' X ' - o , ’ * * « “ • « “ » * * e v e r y „ „ e h i , . . S H. L. .".I. C o., p . O. Box 6»9. N. V, C ity « o ld . W rlieu » for fu j,„- . , ; , r> We « l u i te r o v er th e re " —an d she sw ep her arm j w as a d a rn e r, aud she joined a lu.r- •■ml ,uf the world. various treatm en ts, and w asnearlv d is _____ lig h t. T h e H o rs e 's H at. an sir*'nt In er« ry to » n< n th e I’s.-ifl, Const S o a* Bill No; b u t y o u 're going to ie m a r vaguely to w a n l a crow d of girls who ! h-sque com pany. T h ere w as a m an in couraged, when a triend recom m ended T he horse’s hat, w hich la st vear a It th e n in e to m b e u p th e wor.-. «nd yi u e«n‘«dd FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or R a n g e o f t h e V o ic e . S.S.S. After ’ had ta k e n four bottles, 1 ?" ' ’ "¿‘V w ere sittin g on a flight of re.l steps. f e ^ U D l o Y n ’t E F R eel P W I L e ll,” LS ', lr d o tile io Ad h u m an e horse o w n er in B ordeaux pro began It. a com edian, whom she knew som e ried an d you'll nee 1 all y o u r h air in the T h e .n g e of th e h u m an voice s q u ite to get better, and wh«n I bad * e w l. .# M a . Ill,,« « fu tu re .—M inneapolis Tribune. 43 "T h e one w ith a pink ribbon in her y e a rs before. But th ey had c e rta in rea vided for his horses. ,s now becornla ’ finished eighteen bottles, I was cured •»ili ut., bau F r a n c isc o , C al. a sto u n d in g -there being f he One Thi to use. h air? " ask ed M organ sons for not allo w in g o th e r ptxiple to R e p a r te-I feet tones, b u t 17.592.IS6.O44.515 d fl«r- a g re a t artic le of tra d e in F ran ce, b u t 1 sound m d well, my sk in was w ithout a e .P r 'K .0 0 * *o r a D o » e . "No. th a t's th e co m ed ian 's w ife—Mr6. know this, so he tre a te d h er as coolly ÖIE5 sr S ‘9 tv Ti-'.:«« »:« »t 2BO. » be, S e rv a n t (from the door)—H e rr Mav- en t sound*; th u s fo u rteen direct rntis m ade of s tra w a n d covers th e eyes a n d b lem ish , aud I have bad no return o f 1 S iB . ... m a i l e d free. AJdre-l W in ters, ' he girl w ith th e yellow i as she tre a te d him —th a t is, w hen auy- - .. I ! . in ---------- a . life ‘ ver.'' town, for o o e o f th e beat a e lllc g «riiel«» er sen d s his com plim ents an d would eles, alone or together, produce 16.3.S3. foreh ead of the horse, w hile openings th e disease. S.S .S .saved • m e from Dr. Bosanki p-. phea. p^. tig h ts Is M innie Cripps. She an d th e ; one w as lo o sin g .” ‘'/.VuLVy WW , Ui“n "“<1 eulld, you p lease shoot y o u r dog, as it w on': th irty Indirect m uscles, ditto, 173.741. a re left fo r the ears. A sponge is kept of mi I ry. > S.S .S . h B ru .h n ith co m ed ian 's w ife a re thick as thieves. « tlH C t> lll« lU . let him go sleep. "A h, 1 see now ,” said Morgan. in the inside of the h at an d th is is vegetable} will cure any case of blood 1/ M T “ , , « U ® . * l , « » I U - l l | t , , »o, « R S . W i i t S l D W S s %°,T„M uli G i 523: an d all in co-operation produce the p o is o n . B o o k s o n t h e d i s e a s c ^"doraed oy «Il the )e».|lrg pfciaici«!,» »,.^ T h ey d o n 't love m e an d 1 d o n 't love No. you d o n 't, my d ea r boy. Let me Ne g h b o r—G ive my respects to H err n u m b er we have nam ed, an d th ese in m oistened from tim e to tim e w ith v in an d its treat- ? “ “ I'1'? K" for 2&0 F O R C H IL D R E N T E E T H IN G them . Some d ay I'll get even w ith ! continue. T h is com edian w as m arried M aver and tell him 1 shall be much and .: Ó »0r. ?' beud * ftc> i? egar, so as to keep th e h orse’s head " 1 LL A FINK CO , d ep e n d en c y of different degrees of in , r®F •a!'' N» s ’ I C» Ceata a ix ttl« . w en t. w ailed th e m —Mrs. o W in . ters first, th o u g h ” 1 bl’î-UJ) M arket S treet, San f r a u d acó. Cal. refresh in g ly cool. ..... - , ’ o one of th e ch o rus g irls—had been obliged if he will poison h!s d a u g h te r ten sity . free by S.wift You re S panish.- asked M organ, m a rried recently, too. T his h u rt the an d burn her p ia u o .-E y n d o n F niou. S p e c i f i c Co., G en, S h rr n m n '« P r e d ic tio n . S hoes. ing a t her lu stro u s h a ir an d h e r o th e r w om an's pride, for th e m an had S O 'S C U R E F O R In 1887 Gen S erm an predicted th a t A tianta, Ga. F ia t P o p u la tio n . d a rk S panish eyes. W hen shoes have become stiff and sw orn his love for her long before he . w CURB WHftf A ll FL$ c fails . F irs t citizen of W estern to w n - O u r u n co m fo rtab le from co n stan t w ear in “ th e m ost terrib le w ar ev er know n "Yea, my n am e is A n ita C ortez.” ¡ > » t < OU.TÙ b jT u p . Taataa GxxxL S U R E C U R E f o r P IL E S BEST I» ime wo - lo . had m et th e p re tty blonde. But she U t a. S- 1 t»v C rannata. th e rain, or from lying by unw orn, ap- will ta k e place !n A m erica before the “I rem em b er you now Yqu do a d id n 't w an t the m an now. She w as too w ate r supply is very Insufficient. w i-a rl:,^ q u a litle a a re u n « u rp « k » t t,a e ta « ily .?«.2.P,;8 * * '* 0 8 p . le r e m e o *. . k » ou Ii* » C O N S U M P T IO N <«' Second d itto — Well, In th a t event 1 P1^ a coat of vaseline, ru b b in g it In well end of th e ce n tu ry ." c a b lin g t u « ooxe» of a n y o ti.e r -,r» i ,| i 1 -* a r ° # 'ia< S er ,ni<' k Proud an d ’ he ^ d a*™ o u tg ro w n her «•»■ Or.«, . . e I.ll .'IO«l-l,'l|' I-,';, . ,.k from An n i - 1 Oli« o r i H K U E > ('|» k suppose we c a n 't claim so m any people. a cloth, an d in a sh o rt tim e the If you ow e th e uddlox* fa ir a u d square, FOR B ale BY' OREGON AND I Uklng or loving, call It w h at you will. —D etro it T ribune. le a th e r will become »oft and pliable. p ay him prom ptly, au d d o n 't grum bla. N . P . N. U . No. 6 5 9 .-6 . F. N. u . No. A ro u n d th e H e a rth sto n e . l g r < r ) ; y .i 7) Hood’s S a rs a p a rilla YOU I'LL. Yv BU T TH E GENUINE A N IT A C O R T E Z . 4 Gladness Comes The Quaker Bath Cabinet icientific, Durable, Cheap, Heat, Light, Portable, Simple. io /d s /n ro s n ia iiS r« « . __ » ««KMEHT MP » » IB Ilt io««H QUAKER BATH CABINET CO., «19 M C^TV/T (XK TVT /1$ this whai ails you? vA« Seaside «m i Country lhixbak D Y S P E P S IA Dyspepsia ta b la s, Win AfiEMS WANTED, FRAZER • AXLE CREASE CV'WABiilNGTON MEuCHANTS-*) a n d D ealer, g en erally .