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* ♦ 4 Eruptions +♦ ........................ 1 » n !■ 1 1 T 1 ■ 1 ■ 1 » 1 I 1 r 1 T M T | f H ' l i | > STANLEY’ S 6REAT EXPLOIT. ‘ I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ! , , , , , , «•« rbe only way to g o t rid Although the fame o f Sir Henry M r pimples and other erup- | Stanley, who died in London on May •Tu to cleanse the blood, 110th, will rest on his exploration of ove the digestion, stim- the upper Congo and o f equatorial A f rica, it is hla search for David Living , the kidneys, liver and stone through the African Jungles and The medicine to take is his fluding o f tbe missing missionary id’s Sarsaparilla , has cured thousands. ■■Esprit d s C o r p » ” ■... ti,e tiny »ripples in the netxhbor- 1 doi the settlement bouse, together ‘ t te„ able-bodied children, bad 1 feasted on cake and lemonade. L on e of the deformed mites was (0 go home he missed his coat, S search failed to And. The young n who bad been inlnlsterine to »jut!) of the company had seen , 0nbeable-l)odi<Hl girls go out with -thing under ,1<‘ r *hHwl 400 bulkT t secreted cake. my denr, to Jenny." she said lone of the lads. Picking up her L , perhaps site got hold o f aounf- ling else by mistake.” iTlie boy moved off on his stumpy L tcb and when he returned he held treat up in triumph. The "acciden t" Uhappened: Jenny had picked it ”.p Etfa tbe shawl. Tbe crippled children crowded close Wnd tbe young woman in great per- Leetlon. Their self respect had been Lnded. and they looked disdainfully L Ike few sound children among them, finally one of the lads said: Miss Martin, It ain't one o f us that kj i,. Jenny ain't a cripple; she's Ly i Sunday school!” Voice Trom A rk an sas. Cleveland, Ark., August 15 (special) .Neatly every newspaper tells of some londerful core of some (orm of Kidney iseaee by the Great American Kern- |v, Podd’s Kidney Pills, and this part 'Arkansas it not without its nhare of ridence that no caBe is too deeply »led for Dodd’s Kidney Pills lo cure. Mr. A. E. Carlile, well known and ly I respecter! here, tells of his cure ftighly .. nearly a quarter of a century’ s Tering. Mr. Carlile says: "I suit to let the public know what think of Dodd’a Kidney Pills. I ink they are the t est remedy for A kidneys evei made. "Ihad Kidney Trouble for 23 years I never found anything that did me . much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills, recommend (hem to all aufferers.” There is no uncertain sound about Ir. Carlila’s statement. He knows lit Dodd's Kidney Pills rescued him am a lift o( suffering and he wants |the public to know it. Dodd’ s Kidney ills cart sit Kidney ills from Bsck- she to Bright’s Disease. Cavalrymen W ho R i d e O x e n . Tin oddest cavalry in the world Is lulitslned on the weit coast o f Ma kar by Governor General J. G. MRL While the French troops in |ibat country are ample to meet the xiional revolutlona, the governor Ipncral makes use o f the uutive talent |for police work in out o f tbe way lo- tslltief. On the west coast o f Africa is tribe of natives, possibly racially ■connected with tbe Hovas, who are ■known as the Sakabova, the moat Irirlike tribe of the country. The oa st-*«. in imitation o f French troop, ■era, organised an oxen cavalry corps, lander command of a French officer. iTbej are armed with modern long- Ibjndled lances or spears and aids linns. ut UJIjl, on the shore o f Tanganuika. that appeals most to the dramatic feel ing of the world. Iu "Eccentricities of Genius, M ajor J. B. Pond quotes a w rltty reference to this achievement, which was msde by Mark Twain iu In’ treducing Mr. Stanley to a Boston au dience. “ I am not here to disparage Colum bus." said Mr. Clemens. “ No, I won’t do that. But when you come to re gard the achievements o f these two men, Columbus and Stanley, from the standpoint o f the difficulties they en countered, the advantage is with Stan ley und against Columbus. "Columbus Started out to discover America. He didn't need to do any thing at all but sit iu the cabin o f his ship, hold his grip und sail straight on, and America would discover itself. Here It was, barring his passage the j whole length and breadth o f two con tinents. He couldn’t get past it. He'd | got to discover it. “ But Stanley Btarted out to find Doc- j tor Livingstone, w bo wus s ca tte re d - scattered abroad, as you msy say, over 1 the length and breadth of a vuat slab j o f A frica as big as the United Stues. | It was a blind search for one of the I w orst scattered o f men.” Iu October. 1870. Stanley started out from Bombay on his search for Doctor Livingstone on behalf o f tw o uewspa- | per8. The great missionary and geog rapher, on the last sad trip of his life, had plunged Into the heart o f Africa from the east coast in the spring of 1800. For five years he had been fighting for his life against the rav ages o f fever and disease, contending vainly against Ilia old foes, the slave- traders, and wandering slowly about, studying the regions to the west and south o f Tanganyika, eared for und aided by the natives, who reverenced him as a superior being. Stanley moved inland from Zanzi bar in the spring o f 1871. By June he had reached Unyanyembe, where he was again delayed. At last he was able to proceed into that vast wilder ness, somewhere in which was Living stone. Whether Livingstone had gone across toward the west coast or had tried to move northward toward the Nile valley Stanley did not know. The fact was that Livingstone, in ex tremity, had returned to Tanganyika, and had reached UJIJ1. There, where new supplies should have reached him, he learned that all had been stolen. He was almost hopeless and helpless, an old man, ill, alone, with only the friendship o f a few native tribes be tween him and death. In the nick o f time Stanley arrived, after a month o f wandering and terri ble hardship. The meeting between the tw o was most dramatic. To Liv ingstone it meant new life. It buoyed him up till all the hardships were for gotten. Together the tw o explored Tanganyika, and then w-ent back to Unyanyembe. where Stanley provided Livingstone with new supplies and a new party o f faithful blacks. The old missionary returned to the Jungle, to die a few months later, and Stanley re traced his steps to give the world the story o f his achievement. C ards, hat Not a Draw. “ Did you evqy try to play cards by telephone?” queried the telephone man. "N ever? Well, I have been ex A Stingy W om an. perimenting with it, nnd, despit' the Employment Agent— Why did you fact that it has some drawbacks, it irf Inte Mrs. Gooilsoul so soon? She la highly Interesting, and ought to be |“ Jj to be a very nice woman. I Nice! She’s that stingy she com e a fad. “ My w u e and I planned to go visit |"P»dges the very air ye breathe. 'on «maze me.’* ing a few nights ago, but an evening Judge fer y’ rself. Kerosene Isn’t o . rain spoiled our preparations. That ■ *onh over twelve cent! a gallon, is It?” w as where 1 got busy, and after mak ■ No.” ing a few preliminary plans I decided ,hB ’ mo,t had « 5» ’ cause I , I Wed to pour a few drops of it in th* that w e ought to be able to have a ■btchen stove.” visit by telephone, even to Including the playing o f whist. “ 1 have a desk telephone in our din , In the W ron g Office. Callor We are very rich, and we wish ing room, and so I soon had a table o marry our daughter to a count, a mai- arranged and brought out a deck of 11”» or a duke. cards. Then I culled up my friend by I Clerk (with dignity)— You are in the telephone and he at once fell in with I P * Offloe. This is a matrimonial the plan. He got out a deck o f cards Iif ''/■ . ' on find the International I Wbsiing Agency two doors to the left. and a table, and then I dealt our deck face upwards,, calling out the cards that I dealt to each, having first pro lley LI0UOR-MORPH INE- TOBAC ACCol vided imaginery seats for my friend and his wife. As I called out the URtDl HABITS PERMANENTLY CUT ros ruu esami l a m — cards to him he picked these cards out and dealt them to correspond on his ow n table. O f course, we were under ? riti"h Museum coutaias records the disadvantage o f knowing what book* written on bricks, oyster shells, cards every player held, but the novel aw ind flat stones, and manuscripts on ty o f making each move by telephone j ’ a * 7, Uath*r* I k > d . copper made this a minor matter. W e would •ad wood. play our cards to turn, always an nouncing the card we played, and in . rrepara- this way the game went on as if we ll . U “ tory, Commercial and were sitting opposite each other at one table, instead o f being about three miles apart and playing by wire. I hordingachool for young men and boya. ^ don’t think you could play poker iu 1,132J University Park Statloa, Ponlssd. Ore. that way, however.” Apply for Catalogue. A v e r a g e L o c o m o tiv e P o w e r. ¿¿¡J Columbia Col ?*iate« d iv e r s i t y £ ‘r” gm ,p G r ,d e The average locomotive will draw 300 tons o f goods a mile every three m inutes It would take a man and hla team ten times as long to haul »' sin gle ton for one mile.__________ WANTED S a m e O ld E x c la m a t io n . “ W ill you be my husband?" asked the fair leap year maid. “ I w ill," answered the young man. “ Oh," she exclaimed, "this is so sud- w 200 MEN. seat P.rms- two» ’’‘o '“ *'“ » « food men and I>Ccha,tJ Jrriiation and Power C o in r H id . OREGON ! den !" ' _____________________ I f s man’ s credit isn't good at the corner grocery he must trust to luck. i No woman ever thinks she looks her CONSUMED BY A FIRE THAT®] WATER WILL NOT CIUEHC1 Ayer's This falling of your hair I Stop It, or you will soon be bald. Give your hair some Ayer’s Hair Vigor. The fall ing will stop, the hair will Hair Vigor grow, and the scalp will be clean and healthy. Why be satisfied with poor hair when you can make it rich? ** My h » lr n ea rly a ll ca m e ou t. I th en tried A y er’a Hair V igor a nd o n ly on e b ottle •topped th e fa llin g . Mew hair CKine lu real th ick and lu st a little cu r ly .” — M u s . L . M. S m i t h , S a ratoga, M. T . ?l .00 a bottle. ^dWJrUggJata^,^^ fQ J» a. o. atbr ro.. T h ic k H air Patience— I hear she baa been en gaged eleven times! Patrice— I bate to see a girl get in a rut like that!— Yonkers Statesman. Madge— Don’t you think a girl should marry an economical man? Dolly—I suppose so. but It's Just awful being engaged to one.— New York Sun. Mrs. Witherby (at breakfast)— Are you well? Witherby— Yes. W hy? Mrs. Witherby— You look changed. 1 sup pose I notice It more than those who are with you constantly.— Harper's Ba zar. Mamma—Johnny, see that you give Etnel the lion's share o f that orange. Johnny— Yes, m i. Ethel— Mamma, he hasn’t given me any. Johnny— Well, that's all right. Lions don't eat or anges. Dry stockings are provided in the An old lady being in a store in a schools of Uheniah Prussia for the pupils Connecticut town, sat down and ex who arrive there with wet feet. tended her feet to an iron safe, re P erm a n en tly uurea. w o n u o r nervi__ marking that she was so glad that “ the aftei ilretd ay e u a e u fD r .k iiu e e u r e a iN i____ S air-tight stoves bad come into fashion tore « ‘' nd *or F r e e • * trial bottle and treatise. r ^ JÌÌ>rì»r' again." V r . R . H . K lin e. L t d ..8 » A r ch St.. P h ilad elp hia , P a K Eczema drives its victim almost to the verge o f distraction by ita intolerable itching, stinging and burning. It seems to set the skin on firu, and tbe tormented sufferer rubs and scratches till the flesh is raw and the skin is torn and bleeds. Nothing applied externally does much good, for the disease is internal; the blood is aflame with acid poisons, that are forcing their way through the glands and porea of the akin, causing it to redden and swell and break out in splotches, pustules and pimples, from which a clear, yellow, watery matter exudes, hardens and dries, and then peels off in scales or fine particles like bran. Eczema kindles • Are that water will not quench, and that lotions, salves, powders and soap cannot »mother. A s warm weather comes on and the system ia reacting and the blood making extr \ efforts to throw oT liic accumu* lated poisons, Eczema at tacks with redoubled vio- E C Z E M A K E P T B P E K A D IN G . B iz years ago m y wife had a breaking-out below lence, and the sufferer is al her knees. A t first red bum ps appeared, bnt soon most distracted by the fear w hite, husky soaba oame, and when these wool«* ■had o ff the place becam e red again, and w ould ful itching and burning. It itch and burn eo th a t she found it impossible tex is the most uncomfortable sleep. At tlm ee a y e llo w w ater ran from tha and aggravating o f all skin bum ps, and It kept g e ttin g w orse and worse. Onn .. ” , . . fam ily phyaician pronounced it Ecaem e, end p re emptions and a terror in scribed - - ointm ents and p ow d ers; - but - it • - kenO - spreading, breaking out on her body and a rm *. war..; weather. . , ,. . . and almost eloaed up her ears. The dru ggist a * Local remedies give tem- O arner told me to try 8 . 8 . 8 ., whiok ehe did, and Dorarv ease, but as Eczema •fler tak in g several b ottle s wee cured, and la » . , . . , w ell to-day and has boon for years, is not due to outs.de causes, a „ nar> N. 0. w . a , HOOT7TT. but to a disordered condi tion of the system and an over-acid and impure blood, tbe treatment must be constitutional, or internal. Purify the blood and the skin disease will disappear. N o better blood remedy can be found than S. S. S. It builds up the sour and acid blood, rids it o f all impuritie* and poison, stimulates the sluggish or gans, and invigorates and tones up tha entire system; and as all skin eruptions* like Eczema are only symptoms or signs ofl bad blood, they naturally disappear when) that vital fluid is again restored to health. S. S. S. is guaranteed strictly vege-; table. It is not only a blood purifier, but a splendid tonic and appetizer,! making it an ideal spring medicine. Treat Eczema through the blood,] or you will never get permanently rid o f it. W rite for our book on thet Skin and its Diseases, whioh is mailed free Medical advice furnished! without cost to you. JHE SW IFT SPECIFIC C O .. ATSJUtTM. GAm Baying Teller— What is your name, any w ay? Indignant Presenter of Check— Don't you sec my signature? Paying Teller— Yes. That’s what , aroused my curiosity. — Baltimore American. A man who wished to take proceed ings against a creditor in a distant flow 's This 7 town sent a letter addressed: “ To any We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for respectable lawyer in A ------ The any < case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by U . l l ' a . l Catarrh ' a t . F . k Cure. 1 u .a Hail postofflee returned the letter marked F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. “ Not known.” We, *w“ the — undersigned, *— *— J have *----- u tnowh^FT* i —* ” ” j! Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him "Bobby, your father wants to see perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob> you.” The boy looked dubious. “ Do ligations made by their firm. W est A T hu a x , wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. I want to see him ?" he asked. "H ow "Y ou ought to be W a l d in q , K inn an dt M a r v in , wholesale Drug- should I know?” fists. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act able to tell by the look in his eye."— B U Y B EU TEL BUSINESS COLLEGE ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur Chicago Post. faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. T A O O M A ; W ASH “ Woodby declares his grandfather Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hairs Family Pills are the best. Gives written contracts to secure positions descended from one o f the greatest bouses in England.” “ Ah, yes. I did | for graduates. These contracts ere guaranteed by a National Bank. Write for catalogue aud G oin g It Alone. bear a story about the old man falling plan today. No matter what you undertake; no off a roof he was repairing once for matter what the game, be It love or bupi Lord Somebody or other."— Pbiladel- ness, this advice goes just the same. In j phia Press. your struggle for position, for happiness Miss Softly (who has been attending or wealth let these words ycur m otto be: ‘‘ Rely upon yourself.” .Then if you a course o f lectures)— Oh, professor, I To canvafle the farmers and mako a tcu strike it will be all your own saw such a funny old fossil in the mu- dealers on line of goods 3v- and if you in the gutter fall you can i seum to-day. 1 thought o f you at once. erybody needs. |200 per wallow there alone. | Professor Pliocene, the eminent geolo- month can easily be made ! gist, does not know w-hether to ft«l Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslows’s Soothing flattered or n ot by good workers. No com Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children petition. Good easy eell- PROM YO U R D E A L E R during the teething period.. Willie— Pa, what’ s a “ suburbanite," er§. Write for particular! P. ft W. Ns. *4-1*04. any w ay? Pa— A suburbanite, my son, and agency at once. A n E a r -S p litte r . Is a queer creature who Joyfully sows "W e’ ve got a dandy college yell now.” grass seed iu tbe spring so that be T T H K N w rit r ltln g to od vertlscra p le o e e l SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY jv I ff m e n tio n - th is p a p e r. I "W hat is it?” may exercise his lawn mower and his 313 Commercial I lk . Portland, Or». "W e give four Russian battleships, a profane vocabulary in the summer.— ilss-boom-ah. and then two Jap generals.” Philadelphia Press. — Puck. Mrs. McShantee (triumphantly)— I For bronchial troiiTU*« try Piso’s Cure see ye are takln’ In washin’ again, for Consumption. It is a good cough Mrs. MeProudee! Mrs. McProudee logue we're afraid you’re not suited for a business life« This may be the best medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents. (whose husband has lost a paying job) chance you have ever had. Don't waste it. We educate you practically for — Sure it’s only to amuse th’ chllder. business and get you a position when competent. A postal card will bring full A n U n fa ir A d v a n ta g e . They wants th’ windies covered wid partirovors. V . It worth your whilz BEH NKE-WALKER BUSINESS GOLLEBE The Caar— Why did you lose that bat to write now before you forget it. P o r tla n d , O r « v o n . steam so they can make pictures on tle? Gen. Zolticoff—The Japanese attacked I them. A mother recently brought her little ua in our rear. "I was informed that they attacked ' boy to school for his first time, and you in front.” j she said to the teacher: “ This little The Great Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES dp ‘ ‘Y-e-s, but that waa our rear when ! boy is very delicate, as he is afther Mora Work on Leu Feed. COWS give More and Richer they got thera.” Milk. HOGS Fatten Quicker if given this Food. a fit o f harmonya on the loongs but if Package, SOc and Sl.OO. he does anything bould— and 1 know MAKES PIGS GROW —GOOD PGR STUNTED CALVES. be will— bate the wan next to him an’ P r u s s ia n R b u r d t Co.. 8t. Paul, Minn. ’ twill frighten him." G en tlem en :— I have been feeding your P r u s s i a n S t o c k P o o d to m y "A re you the defendant?” asked a thoroughbred swine. It gives them an appetite, and makes the pige grow . I also tried it on stunted calves with satisfactory results. man in a Mississippi court room, speak F. W . G rooms . Uhrin. Neb« ing to an old negro. "No, boss,” was P O R TL A N D BRED CO.. Portland , O r., Coass Agoats the’ reply; “ I ain’ t done nothing to be 1 3 called names like that. I’ se got a law yer here who does the defensing.” “Then, who are yon?” " I ’se the gen tleman wat stole the chickens.” “ What’s the matter?” asked the law yer's friend. “ Been in a railway acci dent?” "No. I had a Jury case the other day, and in arguing it I bore strongly upon the theory that my cli ent was a fool rather than a crim inal." “ Yes?” “ I did it so well that he was acquitted and met me outside.” In this era o f over-estimated fortunes PORTLAND, OREGON. and profits, it is not surprising that Write for Catalogue and Prices. j boasts are made about rapidly acquir . Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer ed gains. I was talking with a man of the Young Woman’ s Temper one day about Investments, when he ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y., exclaimed: ” 1 made seventy-eight thou- strongly advises all suffering i sand dollars last week, and the best o f | it was that thirty-eight dollars o f the women to rely, as she did, up whole amount was spot cash.” on Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege- Uncle Eph’ m had put on a clean col- | lar and bis best coat, and was walking table Compound. D ea r Mas. P ikkham : — Yonr med I majestically np and down the street. icine is indeed an ideal woman’s medi “ Aren’ t you working to-day, uncle?” cine, and by far the beet I know to asked one o f his Caucasian acquaint restore loet health and strength. I ances. “ No, suh. I’ se celebratin’ my B y order o f the State B oard o f P rison Directors, 1 suffered misery for several years, being golden weddln’, suh.” “ You were mar troubled w ith menorrhagia. My hack am authorized to sell grain bags in a n y quantity ried fifty years ago to-day?” "Yes, ached, I had hearing-down paina and above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at frequent headache». 1 would often suh." "W ell, why isn’t your w ife help- wake from restful sleep, and in auch I ing you to celebrate it?” "M y present a price fixed at $4.75 per 100. B ags delivered free . .. . - . , j i______ V . l , — T pain that I suffered for hours before I ! w ife, suh," replied Uncle Eph’ m, w<th in San Francisco. O rders must be accom panied could go to sleep again. I dreaded the j dignity, "ain’ t got nothin' to do with long nlghta aa much as the weary da ys j i t She's de ’ leventh."— Chicago Trib w ith cash or exchange on San F ran cisco in full, and I consulted tw o different physicians, _________________ also with the follow in g affidavit verified before a hoping to get relief hut, finding that une. their medicine did not seem to cure me. S u r g ic a l O p e ra tio n . N otary P ublic or Justice of the P e a c e : I tried your V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d “ I read in the paper the other day on the recommendation of a friend j o f a man who had his heart opened " I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing from the East w ho was Halting me. “ I am glad that I follow ed her ad j and then sewed up again, and now he's i n ......................and that the bags ordered by vice, for every ache and pain is gone, alive and well. Remarkable, isn’ t It?" me are for my own personal and individual use" and not only th is But my general “ Yes, I know some people who health la much improved. I have a I would die sure If they opened their Subscribed and sworn to be- ........................... fine appetite and have gained in flesh. hearts even figuratively speaking."— fore me this .... day o f ..... <Sif nx.u«) My earnest advica to suffering women la to put aside all other medicines and Philadelphia Ledger. U n dou btedly. ‘ ‘ W hat Is your idea of a successful man?” asked the youth. “ A successful man,” replied the sage, ‘ ‘is one who succeeds in making others think as well of him as he thinks of him self." Wanted-Salesmen IF Y O U H A V E N ’T S P U N K t r PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD RUSSELL mHlLm samills High Grade Machinery The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. Important to Farmers G R A IN B A G S GRAIN BAGS $4.75 per 100 to take L y d ia E . P l n k h a m ’ a V e g e W h e r e O ld M a id s A r e P e n sio n e d . t a b le C o m p o u n d .’ * — Miss N e ia ir in Denmark there is what is called H o lm e s . S40 N o . Division St., Buffalo, N. Y . —fiOOOfmrfU tf trlfliat of ***• !«• * 0 + ; "old maid insurance.” By paying a ! certain sum each year until they are 40 they receive a pension for life. I m i rati*. 1 la timo. Soul br Good. Dm We would hate to be a new baby, and have an old-fashioned woman look at ns on a hot day and decide that we haven’t on enough fiannela. [Seal] .................. T h e bag* *rt of the same capacity as standard Calcutta!, and superior in quality. D on't delay— «end your order to- J. W. TOMPKINS Warden San Quentin Prison, California. Sample of these bags can be seen at the office of this newsy»pee