Lane County leader., August 05, 1904, Image 3

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... .h»» eruptions, Inflammations, sore-
BaD( IDS eyell'l* and ears, diseases ot the
r|cksts, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
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nly some of the troubles It causes.
I I t is a very active evil, making havoc of
I me wb°,e W,tem-
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
* I v « tried this physical culture bust-
I eradicate® it. cures aU Its manifestations. ness and there’s nothing in it,” assert­
ed the man with the prominent cheek­
1 aod build® up the whole system.
Accept no substitute.
bones.
“ I played It according to a
system. It was guaranteed to restore
W a n te d to he In T im e.
»rlrnd—There 1» a new cure for your the roseate bloom of youth, fill out all
I..'sse—discovered by a noted European hollow places. Impart a feeling of en­
■ arieutiat. All the papers are talking ergy to brain and body, Induce re­
freshing sleep and a fine appetite,
iStiUt—My gracious! Get me some
‘‘I arose at 6 in the morning, as per
.«me Don't lose a day; don’t lose an
instructions— from the waist up. That
I L r don’t lose a moment!
I “Certainiv. But. my dear friend, your Is, by means of the dorsal muscles I
I disease is not dangerous. Why so much elevated myself to a sitting posture In
bed. Then I lowered myself In the
l * U"Tbere 1» hot an Instant to waste. same way, without nny assistance
I These new cures always stop curing after from the hands, you understand. I
I g hale been tried a few weeks."
did that eight or ten times. Then I
got up entirely, opened the window a
T h e H ero’s P le a .
“Brave youth!” exclaimed the father little wider and took In long drafts
I of the girl who had been rescued from of pure, fresh morning air.
“ Then I proceeded to the bathroom
| l watery grave, "how can I repay
I you? How can I show my gratitude?” and took a cold plunge and nibbed my
| "Ob, if you only will please let me self briskly with a harsh towel. That
done, I bent over and touched my
l o i ” replied the young man.
“Let you off? How do you mean?” toes without bending my knees a few
"Don't insist upon the usual conse- times, then stood upright, and, with
Laences; I ’m engaged to another girl.” my heels close together, twisted my
body to the right until I had a Tear
Arriving at a V erd ict.
and uninterrupted view of my left side
. KuBhequa, l ’a., Aug. 1.— (Special) and then reversed the pro-ess. Tills
I - In this section oi Pennsylvania there was repeated until I could nearly make
I is a growing belief that for such Kiil- the circuit of myself on my own axis.
| , ,.i- Diseases as Rheumatism and I.ame Still erect, I next raised my hands
I Back theie is only one sure cure and above my head, brought them down
I that is Dodd’s Kidney Pills. This be- extend«' with a backward tendency to
| lief grows from such cases as that of
Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. She
| tells the story herself as follows:
“ I have Buffered from Rheumatism
I for thirty years and find that Dodd’ s
I Kidney Pills have done me more good
Ithsn anv medicine I have ev£r taken.
I I was also tothered with I.ame Back
I and I can only say that my back hasn’ t
I bothered me since I took Doud’s Kid-
One passenger Is killed for every
2.000,OUI! carried.
ney Pills.”
I Considering that Mrs. Davison only
The modern locomotive costs from
[ took two boxes of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, $15,000 to $18,000.
the result would ire considered wonder-
There are seven miles of railroads
I ful were it not that others are reporting
similar results daily. Kusheqna is fast Vor each 100 of area.
The dally mileage of the trains of
arriving at a verdict that ‘ ‘ Dodd’ s Kid-
cay Pills are the one sure cure for this country Is 2,750.000.
I Rheumatism.”
Freight trains carry 1,250,000,000
tons of freight per year.
In fo r m a t io n W a n te d .
This country's traffic makes use of
Bachelor Brother— Is that baby in the
27,0<*J passenger cars and 1,000,000 for
I fowl or animal class?
Young Mother— What do you mean?
freight.
Bachelor— Why, he crows one minute
Uncle
Sam's
passenger rolling
I and bellows the next.— Chicago News.
stock would make a solid train 500
How’ s This?
miles long.
We ofTer One H u ndred Dollars Reward for
Twenty-three miles of American rail­
I tay case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
I Hall’a Catarrh Cure.
roads In 1.830 expanded to over 200,000
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F.J. CH U NK Y & CO., Props., To led o , O.
We, the undersigned, h ave k n ow n F. J. miles In 1904.
I Cheney tor the last 15 yeare, and b elieve him
It would require the work of 25,000-
srlecuy honorable In all business trausao*
ons and .inanrially able to carry out any ot>* 000 teams to do the work now done
I Orations made by their arm .
by the railroads.
iw w t &T rc a x . W holesale D ru g gist,,T oled o, O.
I WUDUto. K in n an d. M a r v i n , >\ h olesale Drug- j
Four hundred and sixty-four trains
I gists, Toledo, O.
1 tit.'it a 'a rrh cu re is taken In tern a lly, act- enter and leave the N ew York Central
I lugdirectlv upon the blood and mucous sur-
I fan of the system. P rice 75c. per bottle. station every day.
I kid by aU Druggists. Testim on ials tree.
In 1902 there were 8,588 persons
RalisFainily P ills are the best.
killed In this country by the railroads
The Hon. Andrew D. W hite’ s enter- and 04,002 Injured.
J (lining recollections of his life as u
During recent years the most active
member of the American legation at center of railroad work has been the
St. Petersburg during the Crimean war
Southern gulf States.
will be continued in the August Cen­
The country’s locomotives number
tury, the Midsummer Holiday Number.
These chapters w ill include, besides 41,000, of which 10,000 are equipped
much other matter, of timely interest, for passenger service.
A thousand million miles are covered
personal memoirs of Nicholas I and
Alexander I I of Russia. Later foreign by the various trains of this country
services of Mr. White include his work In the course of a year.
as a United States commissioner to
The life of the locomotive Is becom­
¡-auto Domingo and to the Paris expo­ ing shorter because of the heavier
sition; as United States minister to work which it Is required to do.
Germany, 1879-81, and to Rusisa again
The freight engines and cars en­
in 1892-94; as a member of the Vene-
| me!« commission and of the Hague gaged In the traffic of this country
i peace commission, and as ahmassador would make a string 9,000 miles long.
It Is thought that the Bolse-I’ ayette
to Germany in 1897.
project will add 42 per cent to the
value of farm property and 37 per cent
‘■Keeley liouor - morphine - tobacco
to the gross income from the farms of
j>CTre H*»TS PERMANENTLY CURED
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Idaho.
The Irrigation development of the
Incontestable Proof.
Snake river valley, Idaho, has received
Insurance Agent— What are the prot
a set-back by the proposed construc­
•f your husband's death, madam?
tion of a power plnnt, which will In­
The Widow— Well, he has b“ en hoi
terfere with the irrigation develop­
for the last three nights.— Smart Set.
ment.
The total distance from St. Peters­
burg to Port Arthur by the Russian
Trans-Siberian Railway and the Rus­
sian lines in Manchuria Is 5,913 miles,
or practically twice the distance from
New York to San Francisco.
The German toy Industry has shown
a steadily rising tendency for some
time.
Reliable statistics of exports
f ? 2'r> T>er day. Board $4.50 per
were not kept prior to 1896, but since
50 teams $2.uu per day. K xten -
*lve Irrigation construction.
l ’erma-
that date exports have risen from $9,-
^aniiem ployment io r Kood m en and
282,000 to $13 ,566,000 per annum.
The sweetheart of a man at Col­
mar, Prussia, died some time ago. He
C om pany
bend .
O REG O N
was accepted subsequently by her sis­
ter who died, however, two days be
fore the wedding day. In a few weeks
he w ill wed the mother o f his two for
B U Y
mer sweethearts.
Citizens of* Montana residing In the
valley of Milk river are gravely con­
cerned over the proposed extensive di­
version of the waters of that stream in
Canada, and are importuning the gov­
ernment to intervene in order that
their prior rights to the water may be
protected.
Most Americans have an Idea that
rubber Is a product like wheat or corn,
to be obtained from a given tree. Tho
Idea la quite erroneous. It has been
estimated that 1,000 different species
eontalr. rubber, though commercial
quantities have been obtained from
only forty or fifty.
The amount of money annually re­
ceived In Greece from Greek emigrants
to the United States Is assuming pro­
portions that have attracted the at­
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Deschutes Irrigation and Power
a level with my shoulders, closed my
Doctor Holmes, being asked by a
U9ts and tightened my muscles until young physician what sign to put ou
they vibrated.
did this
few times his door, replied: “ The smallest fev­
and then got down on all fours and ers gratefully received.”
rulsed and lowered my trunk— I don’t
Mrs. Smith— My husband has been
mean ihe receptacle for my clothes, but
enjoying very poor health of late.
the upper part of my body. I did this
Mrs. Brown— How fortunate that he
for three or four minutes. The final
can enjoy It! Very few people do.
performance was to approach a sit­
A Juryman being asked by the
ting posture without actually touching
the floor and then straighten up. I Judge If he ever read the papers, re­
did that eight or ten times. Then I plied: “ Yes, your honor; but if you’ll
dressed and went down to breakfast let me go this time, I ’ll never do so
any more.”
“ For breakfast I had tablets of un­
Patience— See how yellow her hair
cooked wheat and a cup of cereal cof­
Is; and It used to he brown. Patrice
fee.
— Yes; she’s been using one of those
“ A t noon I had some more un­
yellow Journals to make curl papers.
cooked wheat and muscular vibrations,
— Yonkers Statesman.
and I took muscular vibrations, un­
“ He had a ploy produced by an
cooked wheat and fresh atr at night.
“ Well, It didn't work, that’s all. The amateur company the other night, 1
exercises didn't make me feel ener­ believe. Who was the hero of it, do
getic. They made me feel as I f I you know?” ” 1 was one. I sat
needed rest. The drafts of fresh air through it.” — Philadelphia Ledger.
A little Maine girl came to her
were too drafty, and I got pleurisy
mixed up with the oxygen In my lungs. mother one morning and said: “ Mam-
I couldn’t notice any bloom o f youth on | ma, I don’t feel very well.” “ Well,
my cheek. I got blue all over after the j that’s too bad,” said mamma; “ where
colL bath, and as for sleep— well, I j do yon feel the worst?" “ In school,”
was too blamed tired to sleep. My ap­ was the prompt reply.
petite also was poor.”
“ An elephant must be a pretty ex­
“ How long did you keep It up?” In­ pensive animal.” “ Yes, I wish I had
enough money to buy one.” “ What
quired his confidant.
“ Three days," replied the physical do you want with an elephant?” " I
exerciser. “ That was a-plenty for me.” don’t. I merely expressed a wish for
the money."— Philadelphia Press.
—Chicago Dally News.
She (angrily)— Sir, I underatand you
said I had a face that would stop a
tention o f the Greek government, bank­
clock. He (calmly)— feo I did. Any
ers and public. Greek officials esti­
well-regulated clock would pause and
mate that over $1,930,501.93 thus
hold up Its hands in admiration at
reached Greece during 1903.
| sight of your lovely face.— SL Louis
During the last year the N ew l'ork j Star.
street railroads and elevated took In a
Husband (who had been out West
billion 5-cent fares. This, according to
j on business, and left his w ife some
the New York World, Is the first time
blank checka)— Mary, I find you have
that the billion mark has been reached.
considerably overdrawn at the bank.
That means the payment o f $50,000.-
Mary— Nonsense, John, how can that
000 by the people of New York for the
be? I ’ve two o f those blank checks
services rendered by the local trans­ left yet.
portation companies.
Mrs. Jenks— Are you perfectly sat­
isfied with your new dress? Mrs.
HIS NAM E IS FORGOTTEN.
Speitz— Yes, indeed. The man I love
M a n W h o S t a r t e d A p p l e C u l t u r e in t h a best thinks it s beautiful,
and the
W e s t W a a S u m ,-th in s: o f a V a g a b o n d .
woman I love least has pretended to
The history o f the applo in the turn up her nose at It.— Philadelphia
United States is almost contempora­ Ledger.
neous with the settlement o f the coun­
A cowardly fellow, having kicked a
try. It Is definitely known that the newsboy for pestering him to buy an
first apple trees planted In America evening newspaper, the lad waited till
were imported by the Dutch settle­ another boy accosted the “ gentleman,"
ment at New York In 1614. Apple and then shouted in the hearing of the
trees were also known to have been bystanders: “ It’s no use to try him,
growing at Jamestown, Va.t as early Jim, he can’t read.”
as 1622. Until within the last half
“ Sometimes,” said the poet, “ I am
century apples were grown almost almost afraid thut I tuke myself too
solely for cider-making, as Is the case seriously,” “ Oh, well, never mind,”
to-day In France. As hard cider will replied
his
kind-hearted
friend,
produce drunkenness and a horrible ; “ there’s no harm done if you do.
kutzenjammer, William Penn advised Everybody else regards you as a
his col .mists In Pennsylvania to culti­ Joke.” — Chicago Record Herald.
vate Indigenous fruits alone, as apples
Here Is a peculiar advertisement
were then used almost exclusively for
which recently appeared In a Brisbane
mat ing elder or applejack.
paper: “ Permanent.— Wanted, a man
Many o f the orchards of the pioneers
to look after one horst and a few
of the middle west were grown from
cows and pigs. One who can Impart
seeds obtained In a peculiar way. Some
the rudiments of French, singing and
man whose name has been forgotten,
the piano to children preferred.”
and who Is remembered only by the
“ I ’d like to have your check for that
appellation o f “ Apple-Seed Johnny,”
traveled through the west and scatter­ little midnight supper 1 served at
your house last montn,” said the
ed among the settlers untold quantities
caterer. “ You’ll have to wait until I
of apple seeds. H e gave them away
get the doctor’s bill for curing me of
free o f charge and he was given a
indigestion,” replied the victim. “ That
hearty welcome at every cabin door.
comes off your bill.” — Philadelphia
The last decade or two has shown
Wonderful development of the large Press.
“ I know what you’ve come Imre
commercial apple orchards In the west
and the industry has now assumed for,” said little Willie; “ you’ re going
vast proportions. Apples, for ’ nstance, to ask my sister to be your wife.”
are exported to England and many “ Oh! Why do you think so?” “ ’Cause
foreign countries. Apple cores from I heard her tellin’ ma she was goin’
the big drying establishments arc par to git you iu a corner to-night and
chased by eastern buyers and shipped make you say it.” — Chicago Record-
to France to he used In the adultera­ Herald.
tion of Wines and champagne. A large I Moose Meadow Sheriff—Y'es, that's
part of this champagne and wine is Spike Moran, alias Big Eddy, alias
shipped back to America in wine casks j Jim Thornton, alias Ivid McDuff. He’s
made at Poplar Bluff, Mo., in the j a burglar. Stranger— But why do you
let him live here? Sheriff—Jest to fat
largest barrel factory in the world.
up the census. W e put him iu the
directory under each name, you see.
D e v e lo p in g a n O ld L a n d .
In the Holy Land the Sublime Porte ] —Judge.
has purchased all the railway conces­
“ Don't be too quick to strike an­
sions of foreigners except the French other, my boy.” said the kindly old
concession of the Belrut-Damascus j man, who had Interrupted the fight;
lines, which Is under negotiation.
“ always count ten before you do It,
His majesty has method In his prog­ and then----- ” “ Yeh,” replied the
ress. H e w ill gridiron all the Holy boy, contemptuously, “ an' den it'll he
Land with railways for his defenses, de referee dat'll be countin’ ten on
but he w ill make the foreigners, the you.” — Philadelphia Press.
tourists, pay the cost by inducing
Jennie’s mother was expecting com­
travel in his domain.
pany, but Just before train time a
So, too, American agricultural ma­ telegram arrived which read: "Missed
chines. steam plows and threshers, mo- j train. W ill start at same time to­
tor mills, etc., are allowed to enter j morrow.” Jennie rushed home from
and crush out the last vestige o f the j school expecting to see the guest, hut
methods o f Father Abraham, In order j Instead was shown the message. A f t ­
that Immense crops may enrich the er reading It laboriously and careful­
royal revenues. Tourists who do not ly through, she exclaimed: “ Why,
hasten w ill see mighty little of the j mamma, if she starts ut tho snmc timo
Holy Land as described in the books. ! to-morrow, she will miss the train
A Turkish sultan is in power who be­ again.”
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lieves In great guns, great railways, i
¿Stage F r i g h t a n d S e lf-C o n e c lo tia tie s s
great labor-saving machines, vast
Stage fright is an intense form of
crops and grand revenues for the royal self-consciousness, but the man who is
treasury.— Four-Track News.
incapable of stage fright lacks the sen­
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T h e F r e s h O ffice Boy.
Bookkeeper— Anything new at the
office to-day? I thought I heard a
row when I came In.
Private secretary— That was only
the boss firing the new office boy. He
sprung a new suit and he heard the
kid ask me I f I thought he got a ball
and bat with I t — Indianapolis News.
sitive temperament to achieve great
power as an artist. The man who
overcomes stage fright by getting out
o f bis own way, and by letting the
character he Is playing, or the music
he la interpreting work through him
as a clear, unselfish channel, receives
new power for his work In the pro­
portion that he shuns his own Interfer­
ing selfishness.— Leslie’s Monthly.
D o n ’t try ch eap cough m edi­
cin es. G e t the best, A y er’s
C h e r r y P ecto ral. W h a t a
reco rd it has, six ty y e ars of
Betwell Business College, Tacoma. Wash.
YOU UAH EARN
SZ5.09 PER DAY
C h erry
Pectoral
Getting Water,
Oil or C oal w ith
A U ST IN W E L L D K IL L S
Made in all sized and
styles.
W rite for Cata
logu'-s and list of user: in
the West.
cu res! A sk y o u r d o cto r if
h e d o e sn ’t use it fo r coughs,
c o ld s , b r o n c h i t i s , a n d a ll
th ro at an d lung tro u b les.
Beall 8 Co.
813 Commer­
cial Block.
** I have found that A y e r’« C herry Pectoral
in th e best m edicine I ran prescribe fo r brou-
ch i tie, influenza, coughs, and hard colds.”
PORTLAND,
ORB.
M. L o d x j ia n , M.D., Ithaca. N. T.
2 »c., M e ., f l «0.
J. O. A Y B lt OO.,
All druggists. —
f o r ^
Mass.
Bronchitis
ECONOMICAL
IRRIGATOR
N o Cost of Operation
C o rre c t any te n d e n cy to co n s tip a ­
tion w ith sm a ll doses of A y e r’s Pills.
T h o u g h tfu l H u s b a n d .
Phillips
Hydraulic
“ You asked me to bring you some pin
money this morning, my dear,” said the
young husband.
“ Yes,” she replied, with an air of ex­
pectancy.
“ Well/* he continued, “ I thought I
might as well save you a trip down town,
■o I brought you a paper of pina in­
stead.”
E ss
Perm an en tly cured, w o nts or nervouaneal
after first day’ s use o f D r.K lin e’ sU reat N erve
r. I Send for F r r e S « trial bottle and treaties»
_ . to rc sr.
Dr. K. H. K lin e. Ltd-.as; Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
Does it pay to make the most of all
the powers that God h$s given you by
bringing superb health and vitality to
your aid in developing them?
Piso s Cure F a a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
at druggists.
W h a t M a n W a n ts.
A club woman is all right in a club
but what the ordinary man wants is
a housekeeper In a house
Mothers w ill And Mrs. W inslow s’ s Soothing
Syru p the best rem edy to use io r their ch ildren
d u rin g th e teeth in g period..
After repeated failures by the United
States government to erect a lighthouse
and fog signal on Outer Diamond shoals,
off Cape Hatteras, Capt. A. F. Eells of
Poston will make the attempt, assuming
all expenses.
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“ «Just-as-good’* are but Experiments, and endanger tho
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
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Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
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contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarriucn and W ind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
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WORKING
SouthwicK
TW O-HORSE
F U LL -C IR C LE
D O U B L E - S IR O K E
Hay Press.
Actual capacity, r o t claim ed, 12 to 18 to n « per day. Positive. autom atic plunger draw.
No sprin g used Gong in dicator, steel lining!*, chaff'g: a t«, and a safe, roomy feed table. Low
bridge. Four-Toot stroke.
Horss ani Bill Power Presses.
There Is a saying. Get Busy. It ap­
Adapted for work at barn bank«. Ptands up to its work, hence no d ig g in g holes or the
L e a r n in g to Listen.
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N«>t necessary for the tier to get dow n on his knees in dust, muo or snow. la rg est
plies to Idle, shiftless men. But there
Learn how to listen and you will whee
e«*d O pen in g ot a ny Double Stroke Pres« made. Light o f Draft. It is safe for both men and
should also be a saying. Get Lazy. It profit even from those who talk badly. horees. Puts full w eight in to ordin ary box car* Hundreds o f these presses in use in Oregon
W ashington and Idaho. WE guarantee it the best on the market.
would apply with fores to some men — Plutarch.
M ito h m ll, Lmwlm 4b S t a r a r C o . Seattle and Ppokaue, Waah ., Portland, Ore., Boise, Idaho
who work too
much.