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About Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905 | View Entire Issue (July 22, 1904)
icrofula MOST THRIFTY OF NATIONS. Hutted Staten G overnm en t Expeutea Hniulleet P e r Capita. Ayers The expenditures o f the United State» government are much less In proportion to population than thoae of mauy other of the leading nations of the world. This fact la shown by a Losing your hair? Coming statement Just published by the De out by the combful? And partment of Commerce and Labor, doing nothing? N o sense in through Its bureau of statistics, show that! Why don't you use ing the population, revenues, expendi A y e r ’ s H a i r V i g o r and tures and indebtedness of the princi pal countries of the world. It shows cts permanent cures. that while the expenditure of the United States, with 80,000,000 people, A ll A u t h o r P e n s io n e d . la »040,000.000, that of the United Iro ltrltlih author» are at preaont Kingdom, with lta 42,000,000 people, promptly stop the falling? L public eye, on account of pen- la »808,000,000; that o f France, with Your hair will begin to grow, I they are receiving. Joaeph Con- 80.000. 000 people, Is »000,000,000; that too, and all dandruff will dis hua »1,500 from the llrltiah Ko- of Germany, with 68,000,000 people, appear. Could you reason of Authors, which generosity 1»' »653,000,000; while In practically every ably expect anything better? lined by the fact that the au- country, aside froan China and India, u Ayor's (la ir Vlftor Is a icroat succosa with whoae writings are among those with their enormous population, the mo. My hair was fallin g out vary badly, hut eatest demand by the publishers tho Hair Vigor «topped It and now ray lialr la per capita of government expenditures a ll right.” — W. C. Lutiti don , Lindsay, Cal. ly, yet seems to bare ditilrulty in 1» greater than In the United States. #1 OS a bottle. J . O. A YETI CO.. (hllng for his dally wants, says AlLdni^liU^ L ow ell, M m » Even in the case of Russia, with lta fo r S'ew York Globe. The Immediate population of 141,000,000, the per cap J>n for the pension, moreover, was ita o f government expenditures la (accidental burning of a mantl about the same as that of the United et, which catastrophe so depressed States. While It la true that a larger Jconrad that his friends thought proportion of public expenditures Is llse to relieve him from the ne ItuHMia's A w a k e n in g . borne by state and local governments lly of anything so humdrum und In Russia It is the government only in the United States than In many of Id as looking out for his bread and the more centralized governments of that sleeps. The people are awake kr. Europe, these figures of the relative and astir, says the uuthor of "Greater le case of Conrad can hardly fall national expenditures of the various Russia.” They are making new de call that of Carlyle, who, when mands and feeling a new freedom brought the disastrous news o f governments are at least 'nterestlng at which is apparent every day in the destruction of a complete book of the present time. The table puts the population of the absence of the former rigid repres- f'Revolutlon," spent the evening In i sion, and in the frequent indulgence in Inpttng to cheer the culprit—and United States at 80,372,000, the gov | license that is miscalled liberty. ernment expenditure in 1003 at »040,- set about the rewriting. One will sometimes see on the pal 232,000 and the per capita expenditure Of Wide Interest. »7.07. The per capita government ex ace quay at St. Petersburg a line of *ed, Wis., July 18 — Special— penditure of Canada Is given at »0.30, I people waiting for the steamer to take lies Y. Peterson, Justice of the the German Empire »0.45, Italy »10.97, them 'to the islands. Along comes j some high ottlcial who, instead of for Oconto Co., hae delivered a Austria-Hungary *14.27, Belgium L e n t that is of interest to the »17.40, France *17.04, the United awaiting his. turn, drives to the head ie United States. Put briefly, that Kingdom *21.80 and Australia *37.09. ; of the line and crowds in ahead of Iment is, ‘ ‘ Dodd’ s Kidney Pills aie Russia's annual expenditure la put, , the others. Formerly such an occur best Kidney medicine on the for the latest available year, at *1,110,- rence would have been received in ! silence as a matter of course, but now let today.” 005.000, as against *044.883,000 In the Id Mr. Petereon gives his reason United States; but tbs fact that Rus I the people hiss and denounce the offi this judgment. He says: “ I-ast sia's population Is given as 141,000,000 cial, and police do not interfere. I f a street cor is delayed for a con- Iter 1 had an aching pain in my brings the per capita expenditure to which troubled me very much, about the figure shown by the United I nectlon at some transfer station, the passengers often become riotous and he morning I could hardly straigbt- States. demand iheir fare back, or begin to ny back. I did not know what it pound on the floor and even break I but an advertisement led me to try THE PRIDE O f THE 200. windows until the police make the il's Kidney Pills. After taking one I I can only Bay they have done more A dainty little girl In pale blue driver go ahead without waiting for file than expe ted as I feel as well frock, her golden hair prettily toaeed j the other car; and he is not allowed ( as ever I did before.” by the wind, seated on the broad back I to stop aguin until he reaches his lain in the back ia one of the first of a rhinoceros la the most Interesting destination. I f an officer remonstrates with a. Iptome of Kidney disease. If not picture to greet the eyes of the visitor Vi by Dodd’s Kidney Pills it may who la spending an afternoon at the I street car conductor for lack of cour slop into firigh t’a Disease, Dia Berlin zoo. Little Veilchen, or Violet, tesy to a passenger the crowd will at ls, Rheumatism or some of the the diminutive lady who has succeeded once interfere, and even the offended pr deadly forms of Kidney Disease. In taming one o f the most intractable passenger turns on him. The officer ; of boasts, Is the daughter of Keeper is told to give his orders to soldiers T h in k s S o u p I n j u r i o u s . who have to obey, not to free men In English writer asserts that the Schwartzen, of the animal house at who do not, and not to Interfere be- gllsb people hare greatly deterlor- the zoo, and although she can count | tween men who are as good as he is. 1 physically because of the too fre- These are trifling things In them knt use of soap. The English be selves, says the traveler, but to one |t, are too clean. The Creator gave who has long known Russia they are natural oil to protect the skin and startling signs of a new spirit o f Ike It supple, and we pass our time freedom. poring this oil with soap. In con- ’ft Permanently cured. iro fits or nervousneai oence, we are more vulnerable to U after first day's use ofDr. Kline’s Great Nerve torer. Send for F ree II trial bottle and treatlae. Ids, to rheumatism, and to all sorts Dr. K. H. Kline. Ltd..tt* Arch HI. Philadelphia, P * | disease. Soap opens the pores of F ift y M e n a n d O n e E le p h a n t. i skin, and disease enters with ease. Interesting tests were made re H er P riv a te Opinion. cently In the Madison Square Garden, (No, ma'am,” said the hobo who was New York, to determine tile respective lirlng on a handout, “ I ain't no pulling power of horses, men and ele ft’lar tramp. I wuz a sailor fre e but seven summors, her fame has gone phants. Tw o horses, weighing 1,000 Irs ergo, hut me ship got wreckt an’ far abroad. pounds each, together pulled 3,700 Vui washed ashore.” For every one else In the world, not pounds, or 550 pounds more than their PAnd It's a safe bet,’ retorted the excluding his keeper, the huge thick- combined weight. One elephant, weigh lympathetic female, “ that you ain't skinned animal la one of the ugliest ing 12,000 pounds, pulled 8,750 pounds, In washed since.” and crosscet members o f the zoo fam or 3,250 pounds ,less than his weight. ily. But the moment little Veilchen F ifty men, aggregating about 7,500 appears on the scene the great monster pounds'in weight, pulled 8,750 pounds, becomes as mild and docile as a lamb or just as much as the single elephant and tries by the most absurd amblings But, like the horses, they pulled more and twisting of his ungainly body to than their own weight. Oue hundred I express the pleasure that her dainty men pulled 12.000 pounds. ! presence afTords him. But the hap piest hour of the big beast's day comes F a ile d to H e a r H er. when his fragile little mistress is lift “ It Is said,” remarked the moral- ed to his huge back for their after Izer, “ that fortune knocks once at ev noon amble through the, park. He is ery mun's door?" ” 1 guess the old girl forgot to remove quite a picture of contentment, and not even the ugly tusk that adorns his her gloves when she knocked at mine," upper lip Is able entirely to destroy his rejoined the demoralizer. aJr of satisfaction. |[eS its presence k n ow n I many signs,— glandular lors, bunches in the neck, [a n e o u s eruptions, .in - Bed eyelids, sore ears, irrh and wasting diseases. >od’s Sarsaparilla Hair Vigor T h in H a ir E A SPREADING FASHION. $5 For a Name $5 Send us ten or more name* of youi.fr people with means to secure a Business Education | and for the first one that enrolls purchasing from us a scholarship, we will remit you |5 in cash. Address, fc T V v \ Betwell Business College, Tacoma, Wash. | The case of Miss Frankie Irser, o f Boston, Mass., is in- resting to all women. I “ D ear M rs . P i nr n a m : — I suffered Usery for several years. My back ached bd I had bearing-down pains, and fre cent headaches. I would often wake om a restful sleep in such pain and lisery that it would be hours before ■ could close my eyes again. I dreaded we long nights and weary days. I buld do no work. I consulted aiffer- pt physicians hoping to get relief, Tit, finding that their medicines did ot cure me, I tried L y d i a E . P i n k - am*s V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d , as t was highly recommended to me. I am [lad that I did so, for I soon found t was the medicine for my case. F®ry soon I was rid of every ache and Sain and restored to perfect health, feel splendid, have a fine appetite, id have gained in weight a lot.” — ■iss F rankir O r s e r , 14 Warrcnton It.. Boston, Mass. — $5000 fo r f e it I f original niioc« letter proving genuineness cannot be pro- S u rely you can n ot w is h to r c - liain w e a k ,sick an d d isco u raged , Pnd exhausted w it h each d a y ’s fo r k . S o m e d e ra n g e m e n t o f the fem inine o rg a n s is resp o n sible P<>r th is exh austion , fo llo w in g kny kind o f w o rk o r e ffo rt. L ydia E. P in k h am 's V e g e t a b le Lom pound w ill help v o n ju s t as It has thousands o f o ta e r w o m e n . A I f hata and veils get much bigger, what about tha man In the middle?— F R O M P u n c h . ________________ _ Opinion Baaed on Experience. (le ttin g W ater, Oil or Coal with AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made in all size* and style«. Write for Cata logues and list of users in tha Waat. Bull l Co. Lack. “ Did you ever play poker?*’ “ Once, and I was very lucky." “ Won a good deal of money, eh?” ••No. I lost, and It cured me of ever playing any more.” — Philadelphia Press. ______________ _______ During tha courtship It la a case of suspense with the girl and a caae of expense with tha youth. D E A L E R YOU CAN EARN (25.00 PER OAY Father—Daughter, Algernon Von Spook wants to marry you. Daughter— What, that man? Why, papa. I wouldn't have him. He hasn't any sense. Father—O f course not, of course not. You don’t suppose be would be want ing to get married If he bad, do you?— Detroit Free Press. G e n u in e YO U R S18 Commer cial Block. PORTLAND. ORE. P e N .U a h r H I ff Z » Na. J0 I KO 4. w r r i l t t l n g t o a d T e r tla a r a p ie m e n tio n t h la p e p a r . Chronic S o re s i “ ,E! Eating U lc e rs Reporter—Senator Bilklns baa abso Nothing ia a source o f so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, par* lutely nothing to aay. Editor—Well, ticularly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation boll It down. We ara terribly crowded is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a to-night.— Puck. frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the Brown— Ia Smith the boas over at tissues beneuth and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see tho bis house? Jones— Mrs. Smith aaya he flesh melting away and feel the strength going out with the sick isn’t, but 1 take notice he picks out all the new wall paper.—Cincinnati Trib ening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and are une. Mr. Tim Idlty— Ia your chauffeur a safe man to ride with? Mr. Knots Slow#— Why, certainly! No policeman has succeeded In catchlDg him y e t— Town Topics. IS-a. Chugwater—Joalah, where la there such a thing as a laundry trust? Mr. Chugwater— Where? What do you suppose the Flatiron Building in New York Is for? “ Arthur, denr, don't you think It’s rather extravagant of you to eat butter with that delirious Jam?” "No. love; economical. Same piece of bread does for both.” —Tlt-Blta. Magistrate (sternly)— Didn’t I tell you the last time you were here I never wanted you to come before me again? Prisoner— Yes, sir, but I couldn't npika the policeman believe I t — New Yorker. “ Are you at all familiar with Plato?” asked Mrs. Oldcastle. “ No, that's one thing Josiah always blames me for. He says I never make real close friends with anybody."— Phila delphia Ledger. After a more severe reproof than usual, little Bessie, who Is extraordin arily sensitive, thought diligently for a mlnnte, and then said: "Mamma, Isn't there any way a child can get a di vorce from It» parents?” "Some scientists,” began Mr. Gay, significantly, “ consider kissing danger ous. Do you?" “ Well,” replied Mlsa Smart “ I think It would be for you. My big brother la within call.” — Ex change. Fair Tasaenger— I've paid my fare once. Why do you ask for It again? Conductor— I beg pardon, lady, but you look ao much prettier every time I pass through that I thought you were another passenger.—Chicago News. Farmer Hoptoad— I dunno as them city folks is so lazy, after all. Farmer Trefrog— How's that, Hiram? Farmer Hoptoad—One of the clerks at that hotel where I put up wuz up ahead of me every mornln’, try to beat him aa I would!— Philadelphia Pres». "When young fellers begins a-court- ln'," said Farmer Halcede, "they Jest glta crazy, an’ thet tliar boy Jim o’ mine ain't no exception." "W hat's Jim bln a-doln’ ?" asked Farmer Soanreep. "Hanged If he didn't go Inter town yesterd'y an’ spend a bull sixpence fur a teethbrush!" "Yes,” said the boarding-school teacher, “ I think that is a model letter for you to write your fiance. But of course you will copy It, leaving out those numerous spaces?” “ Oh, dear, no!” replied the girl. "Those are for 'dearest.' I have It on a rubber stamp.” -—Detroit Free Press. Mr. Phoxy— I was going to ask you lo try this little trick. Multiply the years of your age by three, subtract twenty-one from the total and wliat's the answer? Miss Kute— Y'ou should he able to guess the answer at once. Mr. Phoxy— What 1» it? Miss Kute— None o f your business.— Philadelphia Press. Tne honest man (to theater-door ten der)— I see that you have signs In the lobby saying that tickets bought of specula tots will not be accepted. Now, I want to Inform you that I bought my ticket of a speculator. Door Ten der (with a sickly smile)— Say, you re formers give me a pain in the solar plexus! G'wan In!— Exchange. Edgar had been asked to write a composition about the camel. Tills is what he evolved: "The camel has four stomachs, and can go four weeks with- out feeding them, remembering the week by counting the stomach he hap pens to be using at the time; and so, coming in out of the field once a month, as regular as a clock, for his breakfast, which Is mostly water.” They had been talking na they walked. She had remarked pare)» thetleally: “ Oh, It must be terrible to a man to be rejected by a woman.” "Indeed It must.” was his re-ponse. Then after a while, with sympathetic dlalngenuouaness, she exclaimed: ”1 don't think that I could ever have the heart to do It.” And there came a silence between them as he thought It 0Ter.— T it Bit». In a »mall village In Yorkshire an old laborer once went Into a neigh bor'» cottage. In the corner of the little kitchen stood a grandfather clock, on the dial of which was the customary figure of an old man holding a scythe, and above was the time-worn Inscription. "Tempiia fuglt.” Looking wisely up at the clock, the old man said to the owner: “ Aye. tempos fuglt! Same man as made ours, I see!” —T it Bits. General "P h il" Sheridan was at one time asked at what Utile Incident <’ ld he laugh the most. “ Well,” be said, " I do not know, but I always laugh when I think of the Irishman and the mule. I was riding down the line one day. when I saw an Irishman mounted on a mule which was kicking It» legs rather freely. The mnle final y got Its hoof caught In the stirrup, when. In the excitement, the Irishman remark ed: “ 'Well, begorrah. If ye're go.n' tv get on. O il! get off!' ” — New York Tribune. a threatening danger always, because while all such sores are not can cerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if cancer runs in your fam ily. Face sores are common and cause the greatest annoy ance because they are so W h e e lin g , W . Va., M ay as, 1903. persistent and unsightly gome y e a rs ago w h ile at work, I fell over at ruok and detract ao much from and severely in jured both of my shine. I f y blood i , __ _ ___ ___ becam e poisoned aa a result, and the doctor told one s personal appearance. m0 j WOuid have ru n n iag sores for life, and that M iddle aged and old peo- i f they closed up the re su lt w ould be ratal. U n - « „ A e L vc . » K a u KL wy H der thla d iscou ragin g report I left off their treat- pie a n d those whose blood ment and resorted to the use o f B. S. 8. Its effects -----------* ■-----A‘ J ----------- prom pt and »ra tify ____ in g - It took only rr>___ _ a short is contaminated and * taint w ere . . . . i r . ------------- cins -------------------- to cure up the Bores, and 1 ed with the germs and poi am not dead as the doctor intimated I w ou ld be. neither ion er have the sores ever broken out again aaain, , and son o f malaria or some pre- nsith . . I - c some 12 y e a rs have elapsed since w h a t I have de* Tious sickness, are the chief scribed occurred. sufferers from chronic »ore. 8ohmulb. oh „ « w 'u f o o * * ' FWin>“ * and u l c e r s . Whi l e the blood remain, in an unhealthy polluted condition, and the .ore will continue to grow and spread in spite o f washes and salves, for the sore is ihe outward sign o f some constitutional disorder, a bud condition o f the blood and system, which local remedies cannot cure. A blood pu rifier and tonic is what you need— something to cleanse the blood, quicken the circulation and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. It counteracts and remove, from tho blood all the impurities and poisons, and grad ually builds up the entire system; and when the blood has been purified the healingprocess begins and the ulcer or sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poisonous drug, of any description, but is guaranteed purely vegetable, a blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic .ores and ulcers. I f you have a slow-heal ing sore of any kind, external or internal, write us about it, and our physicians w ill advise you without charge. Book on ‘ ‘The Blood and I t . Disease. ” free. THE S W IF T SPE C IFIC C O ., A TIA M TA , CAm O n e M o re C ra s h to C om e. The D ow ntrodden. “ A traveling man stopped at a hotel at Montlcello. The proprietor told him he could not lodge him— not a room In the house," said a commercial traveler. "The traveling man protested. He must have a room. Finally the proprie tor told him there wes a room, a little room separated by a thin partition from a nervous man who had lived In the house for ten years. “ ‘He is so nervous,* said the land lord, ‘I don’t dare put anyone in that room. The least noise might give him a nervous spell that would endanger hla life.* “ ‘Oh, give me a room,* said the trav eler. 'I ’ll be so quiet he’ll not know I ’m there.* “ Well, the room was given the trav eler. He slipped in uolselessly and began to disrobe. He took off on# article of clothing after another Nft quietly as a burglar. At last he cam# to his shoes. He unlaced a shoe and then, manlike, dropped it. ‘‘The shoe fell to the floor with A great noise. The offending traveler, j horrified at what be had done, waited to lioar from the nervous man. Not a sound. He took off the second shoe , and placed it noiselessly upon the floor. Then in absolute silence he finished un dressing and crawled between the sheets. "H a lf an hour went by. He had dropped Into a dose when there came a tremendous knocking on the parti tion. The traveler sat up In bed, trem bling and dismayed. ‘ Wha—wha— what's the matter*/* he asked. Then came the voice of the nervous man: “ ‘Blame you! Drop that other shoe!’ **— Indianapolis News. "Remember," said the man with the red face and angry eyes, "the worm will turn.” "W ell,” answered the cold blooded citizen, "let him. About all the com fort the average worm gets Is a chance to wriggle.” — Washington Star. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper w ill be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disea*e ¿hat science has been able to cure in all its .taxes, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh • ure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. H all’s Catarrh ( ure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous »urfaces o f the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faitn in its curative powers that they otter One Hundred Dollars for an y case that it fails to cure, bend for list of testimonials. _ _ , , _ Address. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by druggists, 75c. Hales Family Tills are the best. Hie O nly Kefiive. It was a well-dressed young man. with a and, faraway look In Ida eye**, that stood on the steps as the lady opened the door. "Excuse me, madam,” he wild, as he lifted his b it, "but could yon direct me to the Home for the Friendless?” "D o you mean to say that you are set king It as a refuge?” the asked in surprise. " I am, madam,” he replied. “ I ain a baseball umpire."— Chicago Dally Nt ws. CURE f LIOUOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED • FOR SULL PARTICULARS «m U Y IK IT in m By P O S U A N D .J S E , E l l m t n 't t i o n . One day as Pat halted at the top of the river bank, a man, famous for hla inquisitive mind, stopped and asked: "H ow long have you hauled watei for the village, my good man?” “ Tin years, sor.** “ Ah! How many loads do you taka In a day?” “ From tin to fifteen, sor.” “ Ah, yes! Now, 1 have n problem for you. How much water, at this rate, have you hauled In all, sir?” The driver of the watering cart Jerk* ed hia thumb backward toward tha fiver and replied, "A ll the wuthor you don't see there now, sor.” i4>^ For coughs amt colds there Is no better medicine t han Fiso’s Cure for Ccusuwp- tion. Price 2ft cents. A K n o c k -D o w n A rg u m e n t. Skeptic— You have given me many n.e**flgeF from departed friends, hut not one of them hus told me anything I didn’t know. Medium (with dignity)— I would have you understand, sir, Hint the spirits of the dead have something better to do than to come ba< k to earth and teach school. Mother« will f.nd Mis Winslows’* Soothing Syrup the best remedy to >i*oloi their . blldreu during the teething period.. On the O ther Hand. * 1 “ Of course,’* remarked the very young man who knows it nil, “ a wom an’s ‘no’ »¡w ays means ‘yes.’ ’* "Perhaps it does,” replied the man with the scanty hair; “ but 1 in right here to tell you that her ‘yes never means ‘ik>.* **— Chicago News. P iild i« 8« h o o t s t ii R u s s ia . 8o« ial {Service gives some laic sin- tistics regarding public schools in Rus sia. There are K4.JV44 public school# In the Kmplre, of which number 40.131 are under the jurisdiction of the Min ister of Public Education. 42.588 under the jurisdiction o f the Holy Synod, and the remainder under other depart ments. O f the pupils. 73.167 are adults, 3.2D1.HD4 boys and 1.308.902 girls. The teachers number 172.000. The main tenance o f these schools costs more than $25.000,000. The average school tax for city achools is $!* f»0 and for village schools $5 per pupil. 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