Lane County leader., June 03, 1904, Image 7

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lood’s
L E A R N T O 8 TA N D S T IL L .
H °w
to Get Acquainted with the
Wildwood Folk.
I f I were asked what thing, above
___ is unquestiona-
all others, one must know how to do
greatest blood and In order to get acquainted with the
aedicine known. lt> wildwood folk, I should answer. Learn
to stand still. One night last summer
Ifely and permanently I got home rather late from a drive.
! every humor, from I had left aeveral cocks of hay spread
to Scrofula. It« is out In the little meadow, and after Teacher— Who was Joan of Arc?
supper, although It was already pretty
st*
damp, I took the fork, went down and Pupil — W hy — er — Noah’s w ife."—
cocked I t Returning, I climbed by a Princeton Tiger.
narrow path through some pines and
Dyer— How do you know be Is hon­
came out Into my pasture. It was a est? Duel!— He declined a position In
^O IU o r S i r H e n r y I r v i n * .
bright moonlight night, and leaning ! the Postotnce Department.— Life.
|8ir Heury Irving was staying back upon the short-handled fork, I
An odd notice has been seen over a
! the gueeu’s Hotel, Munches- stopped In the shadows of the pines to
shop In Cairo: “ I speak English and
mull boy, ubout t> years oM, look out over the softly lighted Held.
understand American.” — Exchange.
»¡Iliu m Molllson, a well-known
OfT In the woods, a mile away, 1
Just Help Himself: He— I f I tried
> of Sir Henry's company heard the deep but mellow tones of
I Into his rooms one afternoon two fox hounds. Day and night all to Idss you would you call for help?
|to make himself at home, ami summer long I had heard them, and all She— Would you need It?— Smart Set.
The F ly— The moth seems very
ne refreshment, he consumed u summer long I had hurried, uow here,
a bottle of lemonude with now there, hoping for a glimpse of the grouchy. The Roach— Yes; he's beeu
satisfaction. Then guzlug fox. But he always heard me aud cbewlug the rag all day.— Princeton
Tiger.
Ltly at his host, he said:
turned aside. The sound of the dogs
[m iss Phil May."
Naturally: "So you reached the town
we* really musical. They were now
d> we all,” said Sir Henry, crossing an open stretch leading Into Just after the cyclone?” "Yes.” ’’How
the meadow behind me. As I leaned did things look?" "Rather blew.” —
[but I miss him most,” pursued listening, I heard a low, uneasy mur­ > Exchange.
"H e was my chum."
muring from a covey of quail sleeping
“ Has your father a bad cold?" “ No,
(th at makes It very hard,” said In the brush beside the path, and be­
Indeed. He Is merely reading the Hus-
fore I had time to ask what It meant, slan-Japanese war news aloud.’’—
was a long pause, and then a fox trotted up the path behind me
Washington Star.
he fellow asked very earnestly:
and stopped in the edge of the shadows
Reporter— Senator Bllklns has abso­
you lie my rhum now?" So directly at my feet.
lutely nothing to say. Editor— Well,
rore eternal friendship on the
I did not move a muscle. He sniffed boll It down. We are terribly crowd­
! l*hil May’s memory.
at my dew-wet boots, backed away and ed to-night.— Puck.
looked me over curiously. I could have
C u r . lo r B a c k a c h e ,
Mr. Slpp— Young man, how dare you
tolph, Neb., May 30.— Cedar touched him. Then he sat down, with swear before my wife?
Boy— How
¡seldom heard of a mote wonder- Just his silver-tipped brush In the sil­ •lid I know your w ife wanted to swear
l than that of Mrs. Lucy Nich- ver moonlight, to study me In earnest. first?—Chicago Dally News.
The deep baying of the hounds was
this place. For a long time
Barker— This Is an age of high civ­
cholla suffered with very severe coming nearer. How often I had beard ilization. Parker— Oh, I don't know;
i the back and almost instantly It, and how often exclaimed: "Poor nearly everybody Is discussing how
plains left her. She has tried llttl. fox !" But here sat poor little
much good the Russo-Japanese war
and everything, bat nothing fox, calmly wondering wbat kind of
will do us.— Detroit Free Press.
kped her till she used Dodd's a stump he had run up against this
Practical Aunt— Do you think you
time.
' Pills. She says:
I could only dimly see bis eyes, but are qualified to become the w ife of a
Id’s Kidney l ’ ills did me so
It’s all
k 1 I can’t tell, it was so won- his whole body said. “ I can't make It poor man. Sweet Olrl—Oh,
My back hurt me all the time. out, for It doesn't move. But If it fixed. W e are to live In a cottage, and
|red and tried everything but did doesn’t move I ’ m not afraid." Then I know how to make cottage pudding.
I any better, l thought my life be trotted to tbls side and to that for
“ A great actor Is usually wedded to
t>rt on earth, but now I feel like a better wind, half afraid, half curi­ his art. Is he not?” "Yes,” answered
person. X used one box of ous.
Mr. Stormlngton Barns: ’’many of
I Kidney Pills and I do not feel
But his time was up. The dogs were them are wedded. But there Is a great
hhtest ache or pain. I can turn yelping across the meadow on his deal o f Incompatibility."— Washington
list any way without feeling it warm trail. Giving me a balf-unsatis- Star.
■cel so proud of it I cannot hardly fled look he dropped down the path di­
“ Well, Robbie, you’ ve got a new lit­
I my gratitude to Dodd's Kidney rectly towards the hounds, and sprang tle sister; she Just arrived this morn­
br what they have done for me.” lightly off Into the brush.
ing,’’ said the proud father. “ Do we
The din of their own voices must get any trading stamps with her, pop?"
I L e a r n i n g In O k l a h o m a .
Iioma has seven educational In have deafened the dogs, or they would asked little Robbie.— Yonkers States­
bus of higher learning under con- have heard him. Round and round they man.
| the Territory, and many schools circled, glvtng the fox ample tlm . for
Tramp— I'd like to borry a medical
illeges under the supervision of the study of another "stump" befor. almanac, mum.
Housekeeper— Wbat
they
discovered
that
he
had
doubled
denominations. The Stats
for Tramp— I wants ter see wot th’
down
the
path,
and
still
longer
time
bore than 250,000 children of
doctors recommend fer an empty feel-
age, and 3.000 young men and before they got across the wide scent­ ln’ In th’ stummick.— New York
In the Institutions o f higher less space of his side Jump, and once Weekly.
more fastened upon his trail.— Pitts­
IS-
Employer— And now that we are en­
burg Press.
gaged to be married, 1 suppose 1 shall
» le y LI0UOR-MORPHI NE-TOBACCO
have to hire a new typewriter. Type­
S m a ll C o in s N e w e r a n d B r ig h t e r .
gfrpe HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
writer— Not at all, dear. I shall at­
F * * •— TOR PULL PARTICULARS — w
“
Have
you
noticed
the
Improved
IirmtinieTiTUTL^oaT^ANooer^
tend to the hiring of your typewriters
quality o f the coins now In circula­
after this.— Exchange.
tion?” asked the trolley car conductor,
F a cts a n d F ig u re s .
| seventy-seven years the pay of as he pulled a handful o f bright pen-. Toogood—Jack, have yoti that two
ressman o f the United States ules, nickels and dimes from h is pock­ pounds I lent you the other day? Ilard-
pusht—Not all o f It, old ehap, but what
I a day while in attendance upon et for Inspection.
"It's due to an effort on the part of I have left will do me a day or two
(Ion and $t> for each twenty miles
Bg and coming. Double pay was the government to put better money longer. Very kind and thoughtful of
to the Speaker of the House, Into circulation by recalling the worn you to Inquire, though.
president’s salary until 1873 was and shiny pieces from which the lm -, Going the Rounds: Miranda— I ac­
when It was Increased (for presslon o f the die has become effaced. cepted Mr. Mashleigh last night, and
fs second term), to $50,000. The I ’ ve noticed for the past two years a be Is going to get the engagement ring
1 President received $5,000, the steady Improvement in this respect. to-day. Muriel— Oh, he already has 1L
Justice $4.000, and department A ll the banking Institutions now 1 returned to him this morning the one
less. In 1806 the pay of Sena- throw aside the coins that how decid­ he gave me.— Exchange.
A Remedy: Grinder— What: asleep
ad Representatives was raised to ed traces o f wear, and the treasury j
\ a year, with mileage at 20 cents j department redeems these with new at your desk, and work so pressing?
I going and coming. The salaries ones. In England a soiled bank note Meekly— Excuse me, sir, baby kept me
| Speaker and Vice President wera Is unknown. Tbe paper money Is al­ awake all night. Grinder—Then you
to $8,000. Delegate Jonah K. ways new and crisp, being recalled should have brought It with you to the
tfanaole, of Hawaii, has to travel before It becomes worn. It’s getting office.— Town and Country.
10,000 miles to get to Washlng- to be that way In this country with our
Just a Hint: She— Mamma Is aw-
bd back, and bis mileage la $2,180. small coins.” — Philadelphia Record.
I fully thoughtful." He— Indeed? She—
■ Yea, Indeed. Why, for Instance, she
; would never think of coining into the
parlor when I have a caller without
first coughing.— Minneapolis Journal.
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W h y.eae o f the Whyfbre.
Fred— I always enjoy conversing with
a spinster at a social gathering.
Joe— Because why?
Fred— She never boroe one half to
death by talking about old times.
SOCIETY WRECKED HER LIFE.
Tired, Nervous,
Aching, Trembling,
Sleepless, Bloodless.
Te Break la New Shoes.
Alw ays shake in A lle n ’s Foot-Ease, a powder.
I t cures hot, sw eating, aching, sw ollen feet.
Cures corns, in gro w in g nalla and.bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 36c. Don’t accept
any substitute. Sample m ailed FREE. Address
A llen 8. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
Pe-ru-oa Renovates, Regulates,
A Pretty New
H a r m o n io u s D o c to rs .
Numerous Friends.
Mrs. J. E. Finn, 83 East
street, Buffalo, N. Y ., writes:
Mothers w i l l And Mrs. W inalows’s Soothing
Byrup the best rem edy to use lo r their children
d u rin g the teeth in g period..
Th ere Is m ore Catarrh in this section o f the
cou ntry than a ll oth er diseases pu t together,
and u ntil the last few years was supposed to be
Incurable. For a grea t m any years d octors pro­
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
rem edies, and by co n sta n tly fa ilin g to cure
w ith lo c a l treatm ent, pronounced it Incurable.
Science has proven ca ta rrh to be a constitu ­
tion al disease, and th e refo re requires constitu ­
tion a l treatm ent. H a ll's Catarrh Cure, m anu­
factu red by F. J. C h en ey A Co., T o led o , Ohio, is
the o n ly co n stitu tion al cu re on the m arket. It
Is ta ken In te rn a lly In doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. I t acts d ire c tly on the blood aud
rauc h i s surfaces o f the system. T h ey o ffer one
hundred dolla rs for i n r case I t fails to cure.
Bend fo r circu lars and testimonials.
Address,
F. J. C H E N E Y & CO., T o led o , O
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
lla lD s Fam ily P ills are the best.
A happy genius is one who has had
enough wealth left him to make it un­
necessary that he depend on his talents.
Q p £ 6 0 N f f lO O D p U R IF /£ R
TESTED AND TRU E G U ARANTEE D
N O W ! is the time to USE IT.
The Greeks had a female deity
named Hygiela, whose duty It was,
when properly propitiated, to keep the
babies well; when she neglected her
business, however, the deficiency was
sometimes remedied by Medltrlna, who
restored tbe health of the little ones.
a
'i l Permanently v ur«a. n o ntaor nervox
U after first day’ s use o f Dr.Kllne’s Great Nerve
torer. Bend for F r e e S 3 trial bottle and treat!**
Dr. R. H. K iln * Ltd..ST Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
B o u n d t o P le a s e .
Mrs. J. W. Reynolds, Elkton, Ohio,
writes:
“ I owe my health and life to Peruna.
We rarely call in a physician, in fact
it has been years since I have taken
any other medicine than yours. I am
afraid of drugs, and although I have
been eick many times I ha\e taken only
your nredicinee. They are wonderful
| indeed. We have a very large house
and entertain a great deal and I do all
In Society.
my own work, thanke to Peruna.’ ’—
A woman in society is obliged to Mrs. J. W. Revnolds.
keep late hours. She muet attend re­
Free Treatment for Women.
ceptions and balls. She seldom allows
herself a quiet evening at home. Her
Any woman wishing to he placed on
whole time is taken up in keeping en­ the list of Dr. Hartman’s patients for
gagements or entertaining in her own
free home treatment and advice should
home.
Her system becomes completely run immediately eend name and symptoms,
down as a consequence. She soon finds duration ol disease and treatment al­
herself in a condition known as sys­ ready tried. Directions lor tbe first
temic catarrh. This has also been month’ s treatment w ill lie promptly
called catarrhal nervousness.
mailed free of charge. No free medi­
I f every society woman could know
the value of Périma at such a time, cine w ill be suppliid by the doctor, but
if they could realize the invigorating, all necessary directions w ill be fur­
strengthening effect that Pernna would nished.
have, how much misery could be
Read what the above ladies have to
avoided.
say of 1’reuna as a cure for these cases.
Letters from society women all over
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
the United States testify to the fact
The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
that Périma is the tonic for a run
Ohio.
down, depleted nervous system.
Toung Lady— I have prevailed on my
father to allow you to paint my por­
trait, but he doesn't like your work.
D’ Auber— Why not?
"H e says it lacks repose.”
"Huh! He does, eh? Well, I ’ll paint W
you as ‘The Sleeping Beauty,’ and then
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D r illin g
M a c h in e s
/Dr. C. Gee Wo
M a le strong ««<1 durable for hard rock
d rillin g . Also gasoline ami steam en ­
gines. W rite fo r prices ami catalogs o f
a n y th in g in the m achinery lin e.
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Dealers can semi
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they want expressed each day of the week
and we will book them.
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D O
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OREGON
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This wonderful Chi­
nese doctor Is called
great because lie cures
people without opera­
tion that are given up
lo die. He cures with I
those wonderful «. hi- /
neae herbs, roots, buds, I
barks and vegetables I
that are entirely un- |
known to medical sci­
ence In this co m try. Through the use oT
those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action o f over 600 different rsm-
e d le* which he successfully uses In different
diseases. H e guarantees to curs cattarh, asth­
ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness,
stomach, liver, kidneys,«etc.; has hundreds or
testlm oniala
Charges moderate. Call and
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blanks and circulars. Send stamp. C O NSU L-
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I I E N w r it in g t o a d v e r t is e r s p le a s e I
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
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J A W S
It ’s
S t.. H o t i U ah J. Oregon.
irileuhuii paper.
P la t e
A C H E ?
T r o u b le .
P la te tro u b le is a co m m o n thin g, an d th ere
FOr? HEADACHE.
sre VHrious k in d s o f It. Many p la te s n e v e r
The
Doctor’s Successor.—“ What
w e re rig h t. O th ers a re p r o p e r ly m ade, bu*
FOR DIZZINESS.
profession do yon follow?" asked at­
the m o u th is n o t p u t in p ro j»er c o n d itio n
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
o r w e a r in g th e plate.
torney for plaintiff. "The
medical
FOR
TORPID
LIV
ER
.
profession.” the witness answered.
I f y o u r pla tes n re in a n y w a y u n «a lla fa c to r;
w e w ill be g la d to tnak
an e x a m in a tio n
FOR CONSTIPATION.
"Are you a practicing physician?” "No,
and t e ll you t i e < use o f tro u b le.
sir.” “ Then what do you mean by say­
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
W e e x t r a c t te e th w h o lly w ith o u t pain an l
ing you follow the medical profes­
a ll w o rk is a t lo w e r than le a s o n a M e rates.
rOR THE COMPLEXION
n t ' l S l l M U T HAVI ttPMATOW«.
sion?” “ I am au undertaker, sir.” —
I’.xt ract In g free w h en p la tes o r b rid g e s ar
▼e*.
o rd e re d .
Brooklyn Eagle.
208-213 Falling Bldg., d & Washington Sis.
’’Mister Jedge,” called out the col­
P O R T L A N D , OREGON
CURE SIC K HEADACHE.
ored witness, after he had been on the
u p en e v e n in g t ill 9
S u n d a ys fro m 9 to >2
O rego n , M ain 2ru
stand a full hour, "kin l say one word,
sub?” “ Yes.” replied the judge; “ what
Is it?" "H it’s des dls, suh; e f you'll ECONOMICAL
des make de lawyers set down t-n keep
still two minutes, en gimme a livin’
chance, I’ll whirl In en tell de truth.” —
Atlanta Constitution.
Played on the Plano.— Mother (re­
turning from a shopping tour)— For
goodness sake! What’s the matter
with little W illie? New Nurse— 'TIs
Write for Catalogue
a bad bootup be g o t ma'am. Ye
and Prices
know, ye told me Ol was to let bint
play on the planny, an' onct whin he
PORTLAND
was elidin' on the top of It, be slid too
OREGON
far. Ma’am.— Philadelphia Press.
"Your childreu are so well behaved,”
said Mrs. Bindad to Mrs. Noah, after
• • B E E L IM E •• B U G G IE S .
IV E BETTER satisfaction than
the Noah family had established Itself
anything on the market at any­
on the slopes o f Ararat. ’’How do you
thing like the price, I smaiihc they
compel them to act so nicely?" "W ell.”
arc made of good material to st 'nil
smiled Mrs. Noah, ’’ever since we
“ Oregon roads” —iron corners on bodies,
made that trip In the ark. all their
braces on shafts, heavy second grow th
papa bad to do Is to threaten to take
wheels, screwed rims.
them to the next circus that comes
along I f they are not good.” — Life.
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Dangerous examples:
Mrs. Long
Write today tor free illustrated book.
(who recommended a servant)—Yes,
If you want to feel sure that you are
■he was an excellent girl In every
getting your money’s worth, ask for a
way. except she would Imitate me In
Tint! tad Johnson Striets
“ Bee Line” or a Mitchell Buggy.
dress, and things like that
Miss
POITIAHO
ORECCI
Short—Ah, yes. I noticed she began
W E G U A R A N T E E T H EM .
B U G G IE S .
doing It when she came to me; but
she’s given It np now. Mrs. Ixmg—
^ vPISO S CURI FOR
I’ m glad to hear I t I expect she saw
CBIIS « H in t AIL i l l f Ali J.
•ngh Syrup. la u t.* Good. L s »
■he wsa making herself ridiculous.—
8 « iid by d ru gfl*U
Poach.
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SPO KA N E
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PO RTLA N D . OREGO N
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ENGINES
BOILERS
SAW
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Phillips
Hydraulic
THRESHERS
STACKERS
The A . H . Averill Machinery Co.,
In
Use
For Over
Th irty Years
CASTORIA
High
reuna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen:— “ A lew years ago I had
to give up social life entirely, as my
health was completely broken down.
The doctor advised a comp'ete rest for
a year.
As this was out ol the ques­
tion for a time, I tiegan to look lor
some other means ol restoring my
health.
‘ ‘ I had often heard of I’eruna as an ex­
cellent tonic, eo I bought a bottle to
see what it would do lor me, and it
certainly took hold ol my system and
rejuviuated me, and in less than two
months I was in perfect health, and
now when I feel worn out or tired a
dose or two of Peruna is all that I
need.” — Mrs. J. E. Finn.
To make silk that has been washed
look like new put a teaspoonful of methy­
lated spirits to a pint in the rinsing
water and iron while damp.
Piso's Cure 1« a good cough medicine.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
York Woman’s Re*
covery the Talk of Her
"They have called two doctors la for
consultation.”
"And do the doctors agree?”
” 1 believe they have agreed upon the
price.” — Philadelphia Ledger.
A mocroscopic examination of a hair
will determine, with almost infallible
certainty, to what kind of animal it be­
longed.
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