Lane County leader., April 15, 1904, Image 7

» e n c e o f * O r a n . « l .r a v e « .
That
Tired Feeling
»f the remarkable Imluatriee of
ly la the preparation of the ea- I
orange leaves. More than ISO j
Igo the Jeault priests, who then [
hat secluded country, Imported | la a C om m on Spring Trouble.
[seeds and planted groves, which
It’i a sign that the blood ia deficient
VBpww become Immense forests,
In
vitality, just as pimples and other
« 4 srith small establishments for ex-
the essence, which Is exported eruptions are signs that the blood
|nce and the United States for is impure.
In soup and perfumery making. It
It’s a warning, too, which only the
employed by the natives In hazardous fail to heed.
lay as a healing ointment and a
Dyer—Miss Ferris is 3S years old.
■bnlc.
Would you think it? Duell—Not out
loud.
lev LIOUOR-MORPMINE-TOBACCO
She— Would you be willing to die
' / habits permanently cured
Remove it, give new life, new cour­ for me?” He— Why, I’m dying for
■ — ros ruLL particulars
age, strength and animation.
you now!”—Town and Country.
TMrauvMBimii^^oa^^NOjOi^
They cleanse the blood and clear the
Bank Examiner— Where is tbe cash­
Hueel Little Imp.
ier? Gone to take a rest? President
complexion.
other day at a rural railway
— No. he's gone to avoid arrest.—Bos­
Accept no substitute.
a colored mother who was
ton Globe.
-
I
C
elt
tired
all
th*
time
and
could
not
Ig for her child exclaimed, as the
Kitty—Constance has been painted
sleep. After taking Hood’e Sarsaparilla
nngster was lmmled to her from the
a while I could sleep well and the tired by Mr. Gamborge. She is delighted
feeling had gone. Tbi, great medicine has with it. Maude—I see; it Is a picture
vd bless his honey-sweetness!
alao cured me of ecrofula." Mae. C. M. rather than a portrait.—Boston Tran­
^ ■ lie de blackest, sweetest little
script.
Koor, Gilead, Conn.
t
] dat ever you did see?”—Atlanta
Miss Summit—How that young Mon­
H ood's Sarsaparilla prom ises to
Itutlon.
¿ i n . and keeps the prom ise.
roe girl has improved! Miss Palisade
— Hasn't she? Why, I can remember
forty year’s Flao's Cure for Con-
lon has cured coughs and colds. At
when she was such a modest little
In C h i c a g o .
>ts. Price 25 cents.
Mr». Porkcbops—That Mrs. Grain- thing.—Ex.
The Stayer: “ Isn't It hard to lose
pit Is trying to Introduce some new­
S w e a r i n g S p o ils H o r s e s .
' your daughter?” "No, not this one; I
^ell-known owner of race horses, fangled Ideas In society.
Porkcbops—What's the matter with could have married her off a year ago.
: all a sentimental person, re­
It is her older sister that's bard to
made an order forbidding his her now?
Mrs. Porkchops—Why. she says it’s lose.”—Houston Post.
lyes to talk in loud tones or to
In the stable. “ I have never no longer good form to take stran­
Schoolmistress—Johnnie, who was it
en a good mannered horse,” he gers to see the abbatoir.—Puck.
that prompted you then? I heard some
|“ that was being sworn at all
one whisper that date to you. Johnnie
Mother, will And Mr,. Winslows’, Soothing
ne. It hurts the feelings of a Syrup the best remedy to use for their children —Please, ma'am, I expect it was his­
Ive horse, and I’ll keep my word during the teething period..
tory repeatin' Itself again.
Jlo discharge any man in my
Thlnne— Oh, I wish I had your voice!
APHORISMS.
if I catch him swearing with-
Thlckke— No doubt you would enjoy
hearing of any horse in this
We may mend our faults as easily using It. Thlnne— No, 'talu’t that; but
j I was thinking if it were mine I could
as cover them.—Dilwyn.
How’s This?
Nothing Is so great an Instance of stop It when I liked.—Tit Bits.
Undisputed: “ Have taxpayers no
One Hundred Dollars Reward for 111-manners as flattery.—Fielding.
$ of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
latarrh Cure.
No man Is so Insignificant as to bs rights?” demanded the impassioned or­
ator. “ Certainly,” replied a man in
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
Ve, |he undersigned, have knowu F. J. sure bis example cau do no hurt.— the back row; “ they have the right to
for the last 15 years, and believe him Lord Clarendon.
ly honorable in all business transac-
pay taxes.” — Detroit Free Press.
A propensity to hope and joy Is real
l financially able to carry out any ob-
Molly— When you spoke to papa did
made by their firm.
[ T k u a x , Wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O. riches; one to fear and sorrow, real you tell him you’d got fifty pounds in
o, R i nna n & M akv i n , Wholesale Drug- poverty.—Hume.
the bank?
George— Y'es, darling.
jledo, O.
There Is no dispute managed with­ Molly—And what did he say? George
[Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act-
ujion
the
blood
and
mucous
sur-
out
passion;
and
yet
there
Is
scarce
a
i e system. Price 75c. per bottle,
—He borrowed it!— Boston Globe.
dispute worth a passion.—Sherlock.
ill Druggists. Testimonials free.
"D o you think, then, that men de­
iFamily Pills are the best.
Gaiety Is not a proof that the hear! scended from chimpanzees?” asked
Is at ease, for often In the midst of Willie Washington. “ Some did," an­
By Hands Make Light Work
list (in Utah)—Polygamy is no laughter the heart Is sad.—De Genlls. swered Miss Cayenne, "and some mere­
practiced, I am told.
Only they who are gossiped about ly remained stationary.” — Washington
^onnou (dejectedly)—No, and it’s gossip.
Intelligent people talk of
Only one wife! What good is things; Ignorant people of their neigh­ Star.
Hannlgan—Sure, these scnles Is no
wife? Just a trial, that’s all.
bors.—Colton.
' good at all fur me. They only weigh
How so?”
If we did but know how little some up to two hundred pounds, an’ Ol'm
‘Everything is at sixes and sevens,
ever done. Buttons off, meals people enjoy the great things they near to two hundred and fifty. Flan-
pked—everything wrong. In the possess there would not be much envy i nigan—Well, man alive, can't ye git
Id days we had one wife to sew In the world.—Young.
on thlm twice?
(tons, another to darn stockings,
Contentment Is a pearl of great price,
A Soft Heart: Freddy—Boo hoo!
I to boss the servants, another to
theE shopping, and another to attend and whoever procures it at the ex­ Sissy’s gone and killed that little fly
the {duties of society. A man had pense of ten thousand desires, makes a on the window.” Mother—I’m glad to
wise and happy purchase.—Balguy.
pmfort then.”
, see my little Freddy Is so tender-heart­
ed. Freddy—It isn't that. I w-wanted
to k-kill It myself.—Pick-Me-Up.
“ And what did you say." asked the
caller, “ when he told you that your
pie wasn't like the pie his mother used
to make?” “ Well,” replied the hostess,
with a toss o f her bead, *T made a few
remarks like my mother used to
make.” —Syracuse Herald.
“ Hull!” grumbled Mr. Skinnay, who
ause Rheumatism sometimes com es on suddenly it doesn’t
hat it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It was being uncomfortably crowded by
ime for it to develop, and is at w ork in the system lon g before the Jolly looking fat man in the trolley
j car, "these cars should charge by
y symptom s are felt. T h e blood is tha first point o f attack, and [ weight.” “ Think so?” replied the fat
> poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib- [ man; “ then they wouldn't think It
id tlirough the circulation to different parts o f the system, and | worth while to stop for you."— Pbila-
tie in join ts, muscles and n erv es; and when the system is in this 'delphla Public Ledger.
lditlon it needs only some ex citin g cause like exposure to n ig h t air,
A countryman and his son “put up”
mptlchilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds o f winter, to arouse ' at a city hotel. Son out seeing tlie
: lu m b e r in g poisons and brin g on Rheumatism. T h e severity town. Old gent comes down from Ills
the|attack depends upon the amount o f acid in the blood and the j room at midnight and says to the night
ln titv o f acrid matter in the
! clerk: “ Has my son come In yet?"
nts [and muscles. Some peo- R H E U M A T I S M I N E L B O W S , W R I S T S Night Clerk—Guess not. Haven't seen
AND KNEES.
him. Old Gent—Well, you needn't set
are alm ost helpless from the
TJrbana, O h io, A u g . 2 5 , 1 0 0 3 .
it, w h ile others have occa-
L a s t w i n t e r I had a s e v e re a tta ck o f up for him any longer.
h e u m a tis m . It s ta rte d in t b e r ig h t
The woman was doing her shipping.
nal spells or are uncom forta- R
e lb o w , a n d fr o m th e re t o m y w r is t s ; t b e
restless, nervous and h alf r i g h t w r is t w a s th e w o r s e . I t b e c a m e The counter Jumper handed her a pack­
« 1
the time from the f-o
ii.n .nd
painful.. MvUft age, and she slowly turned away. “ Do
k n e e j o i n t w a e t b e n e x t p lace to
I need anything else?” she absent-
ck e d . I t b e o a m e s w o lle n an d o f
f g i i g aches and pains. Rheu- ta
p a in fu l. T h e n e x t p o in t to b e a n e cte a mindedly usked.,
“ You have just
a s t b e h ip a n d a n k le , w h ic h g a v e m e
tism is a disagreeable com - w
m u ch t r o u b le . I w a s b a re ly a b le t o g e t bought some lawn,”
ventured the
iiofi even in its mildest form , a b o u t f o r s o m e tim e . I w a s u n d e r t r e a t ­ clerk; "don't you think you will need
m e n t o f a p h y s icia n fo r a w h ilo , b u t g e t ­
s worse as we grow older, t in g n o b e tte r I b e g a n 8 . S. 8 ., a n d a fte r some hose?” —Princeton Tiger.
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
HEUMATISM
INDESCRIBABLE T O R T U R E
TRUMPET CALLS.
X t a 1« H o r n B o u n d s ■ W a r s l n s N o te
to t b s U nred eem ed .
HE devil's assault
la our assurance.
Good looks do
not make good
lives.
Boys are the
stuff of which
men are made.
No man’s con­
version stops with
himself.
God has some
blessing to heal
every bane.
Jeering produces fearing only in tbe
fool.
The church Is not a penny savings
bank.
Prayer for others leads to care for
others.
His providence is oft to prove His
people.
Success at the price of the soul is
failure.
Without eternity life is un eternal
enigma.
A dry sermon is a good thing to
choke on.
IT W A S J A P A N S
A VENERABLE PASTOR
CURER RY PE-RU-NA
Pe-ru-na is a Catarrhal Tonk Espec­
ially Adapted to the Declining
Powers of Old Age.
In old age the mucous membranes
become thickened and partly lose their
function.
This leads to partial loss of hearing,
smell and taste, us well as digestive dis­
turbances.
Reruns corecta all this by its specific
operation on all the mucous membranes
of the body.
One bottle will convince anyone.
Once used and Peruna becomes a life­
long stand-by with old and young.
O L D T R IC K .
T o r p e d o e s W o n t h e F ir s t B a t t le f r o m
C h in e s e in ISB4.
The first battle of the Chinese-Japa-
nese war was fought July 24, 1894, in
the harbor of Asan, on the west coast
of Korea, south of Chemulpo, the
scene of the destruction recently of
two Russian warships by a Japanese
fleet. In thq battle of Asan the Japa­
nese sunk an English transport, Kow
Siting, with 1.7U0 Chinese soldiers on
hoard. There had been no declaration
of war.
The Japanese commanders recog­
nized tbe English flag and requested
that the English commanders leave
his vessel. The Chines« officers for­
bade them doing so under penalty of
death. The Japanese sent officers to
the ship and repeated tbe demand and
then began firing.
Captain Gals­
worthy and his officers leaped over-
Isiard to swim to the Japanese cruiser.
The Chinese treacherously fired upon
the Englishmen. The Japanese open­
ed with their broadside battery and
machine guns. The missiles swept the
decks of the transport. Tbe Jnpanese
then fired two torpedoos, both of
which struck and exploded. The
transport's prow rose. Its stern went
down and almost immediately tbe ves­
sel sank.
The Chinese fought the guns until
the vessel went down. Tbe shots were
aimed too high to damage the Japa­
nese. Some were fired directly at the
struggling Chinese soldiers In the wa­
ter, the gunners saying that they
would all die together. The boats of
the transport in which scores of sol­
diers and officers were trying to es­
cape, were sunk by the Japunese. The
Kow Siting was conveyed by the Chi
Yuen and tlie Kootsu. Both vessels
engaged the Japanese. The fight con­
tinued more than an hour, when the
Chi Yuen raised the white flag. The
Japanese boat ceased firing and ap­
proached. Suddenly the Chi Yuen dis­
charged torpedoes and began the fight
again. The torpedoes did no dnmage.
The fight raged more hotly than be­
fore, until tlie Chi Yuen turned and
ran. The Japanese cruiser chased the
Chinese, but failed to capture her.
The Kootsu tried to escape, but ran
aground and was captured.
On the same day the Japanese
cruiser Yoshino fought the Chinese
Chlh Yuen and consort So Kenng at
sea. 'i ,ie Chinese were disabled, hut
fought stubbornly and would have
captured the Jnpnnese vessel had not
relief appeared. The Chlh Yuen was
able to escape to Walhelwel. The So
Iveang was captured.
Strong and Vigorous at the Age of
Eighty-Eight.
Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. Y.,
writes:
“ In June, 1901, I lost my sense of
hearing entirely. My hearing had been
somewhat impaired for several years,
bat not so much affected bnt that I
could hold converse with my friends;
but in June, 1901, my sense of hearing
left me so that I could hear no sound
whatever. I was also troubled with
rheumatic pains in my limbs. I com­
menced taking Peruna and now my
hearing is restored as good as it was
prior to June. 1901. My rheumatic
pains are all gone. I cannot speak too
highly of Peruna, and now when 88
years old can say it has invigorated my
whole system. I cannot but think,
dear Doctor, that you must ieel very
thankful to the all loving rather that
you have been permitted to live, and
by your skill be such a blessing as von
have been to suffering humanity.” —
Rev. J. N. Parker.
A Bishop’ s Letter.
T. H. Lomax, D. D., Bishop 2nd
Dist. A. M. E., of Charlotte, N. C.,
w rites:
‘ ‘I recommend your Peruna to all
who want strengthening tonic a.~.d a
very effective remedy for all catarrhal
complaints.” —T. H. Lomax.
If you do not receive prompt and sat­
isfactory results from the UBe of Peru­
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv­
ing a full statement of yonr case and
lie will be pleased to give you his valu­
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The spring is the best time to treat catarrh. Nature renews herself
every spring. The system is rejuvenated by spring weather. This renders
medicines more effective. A short course of Peruna, assisted by the balmy
air of spring, will cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh that have resisted treat­
ment for years. Everybody should have a copy of Dr. Hartman’ s latest hook
on catarrh. Address the Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Age o f Deception.
A s O t h e r s See U s.
Miss Elderleigb —If I had my life to
Chapperton—Me fwiend Sapleigh is—
live over again------
a w —sewiously ill, doncher know.
Miss Springer (interrupting)—Why, I
Miss Caust\que— What’s the trouble.
Chapperton—The— aw—doctah
says thought that’s what you were doing.
Miss Elderleigb—What do you mean?
he has concussion of the bwain.
Miss Springer—Mr. Huggins said you
Miss Caustique— Indeed! Did he ac­
cidentally bump his head against a cob- told hftn you were 23 last month.
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P. N. U.
No. 16—1004.
During leap year every eligible
T17HEN
w riting: t o ad v ertig ers plea«« 1
young man should be equipped with n
f f m e n tio n this p a p e r.
1
chaperon.
A P r a c t i c a l P u z z le .
There Is still something for the hus-
hand and father to do aboard the fam­
T h e K in d Y o u Ilu v n A lw a y s llotiL 'h t lia s b o r n e th o sig n a ­
tu r e o f Clius. I I . F le t c h e r , a n d lia s b e e n m a d e u n d e r bis
ily ship. Mr. Glldlngberry, who figures
p e r s o n a l su p erv ision f o r o v e r 8 0 y e a r s . A llo w n o o n e
In a dialogue in Judge, understood his
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te r fe its , Im ita tio n s a n d
duty.
“ .T u s t-a s -g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e r im e n ts , nntl e n d a n g e r tlie
k i n g it fo r s o m e tim e I w aa e n t ir e ly
“ Yes, sir,” Mr. Glldlngberry said
uently stiffens the joints, t r a e lie
h ea lth o f C h ild re n —e x p e r i e n c e a g a in s t e x p e r im e n t .
v e d o f th e H h e u m a tis m . A ll s w e l li n g | Every doctor knows the man and
proudly
to
the
newcomer
In
town,
"
l
tie muscles out o f shape a n d s o r e n e s s d is a p p e a r e d . I c o n s id e r
n t re m e d y fo r R h e u m a ­ woman who try to extract free med­ guess I've got one of the lntellectunlest
'eaks down the nervous t 8. is 8 m . S a n . d a n a ll e x t c r e o lle
u b le s h a v in g th e ir o r i g in ical advice. One such inquirer greet-
families In these pnrts—always tnking
A disease that orig in - i n t h e b lo o d .
C a sto ria is a h a rm less su b s titu te f o r C a stor OH, P a r e ­
GRIFFITH KELLY. j ed an eminent physician with this up with something that calls for the
the blood, as Rheumatism 408 Bloomfield Ave.
g o r ic , P r o p s a n d ¡Soothing S y ru p s. I t is P le a sa n t. I t
I remark: “1 hear fish Is an excellent exercise of the mental powers to the
c o n ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m , M o rp h in e n o r o t h e r N a r c o tic
annot be cured w ith ex­
brain food. Do you think so?” “ E x -' utmost.”
su b s ta n ce . Its a g o is its g u a ra n te e . 11 d e s tr o y s W o r m s
remedies like linim ents and plasters ; such things scatter the eellent," was tho reply, “ but In your
"Is that so?" politely murmured the
an d allay s F ev e ris h n e s s. I t c u r e s D ia r r h te a an d W in d
_ >cr drive them to some other part o f the body, but d o not touch case it seems a pity to waste the newcomer.
C olie. I t re lie v e s T e e t h in g T r o u b le s , c u r e s C o n stip a tio n
■Bease or improve the condition o f the blood. T h e thin acid fish!”
nntl F la tu le n cy . I t a ssim ila tes th e F o o d , re g u la te s th e
"Yes. Now, there's mother. She's
S tom a ch a n d Ito w e ls , g iv in g h en lth y nntl n a tu ra l sleep .
*
blood must be restored to its normal
Strong on Etiquette: Bill—Oh, yes, upstairs this morning with a set o'
T h e C h ild re n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r ’ s F r ie n d .
purity and strength, so that all poi­ he's great on etiquette. Jill—Is that newspaper puzzle pictures. If she
sonous substances may be carried out right? Bill—Sure! Why, he was tell­ solves 'em, and writes a good serial
o f the system, and no medicine accom­ ing me only yesterday that If a man story to go along with 'em, she gets
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S ., Is smoking while walking down the two dollars. And my daughter Lizzie
w hich not only neutralizes the acids, street with a lady, the cigar should al- Is covering the dinln'-room floor with
Bears the Signature of
and counteracts the poisons, but builds I ways he In the side o f the mouth fur­ sheets o' paper that she's l>een figuring
thest
removed
from
the
lady!—
Boston
on. trying to find out how old Ann Is.
up the general health at the same time,
| Transcript.
"Henry, he's trying to cut down the
ite for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you
An Accommodating Cook: Mrs. A (at time record on the pigs ln-clover puz­
ny special inform ation or advice, our physicians w ill furnish
I the ’phone)— Wait a minute till I ask zle. And Jim—that's Jim over by the
kout charge.
I
THE SW IF T SPECIFIC C O ., ATLANTA, C A s , Bridget. If she has no objections I’ll fence— he's studying up a new way to
l>e delighted to lunch with yy>u to-mor­ work the fifteen puzzle, lie's worked
row. (A moment later): Oh, hello! Mrs. on It for three years now, and thinks
T M « C A N T .U R C O M —A M ., AT A U I M I «T R A C T . R A W TO RA CITT.
B., yes, I ban. Bridget says I can. he's pretty near got It.”
Isn't It lovely? Thanks, ever so much.
“ Bnt you,” Inquired the new cl:lzen,
Good by. Mrs. B. (soliloquizing envi­ “ what problem are you devoted to?”
ously)— What wouldn't I give for a
“ Who—me? My problem? ’ repeated
Are not manufacturers
cook like that!— Detroit Free Press.
regular construction, but
Mr. Glldlngberry. “ Oh, I work out
T H E IM P U L S E You have it. You competent. Hit right down today and I
“ Never heard what broke up their the problem of keeping the fnmlly to
rnv\|. u n T u n i want to succeed in write for oar catalogue, which tells
friendship? Dear me! I thought ev­ gether.”
r K U M W l l H l f l life. Begin today you all about our splendid equipment.
ery one had beard that Brown Is en­
1 to prepare for a business career. We
D e t a c h a b le F eet.
B ENN K E-W iLKER BUSINESS C O H E R E
gaged, you know.”
“Oh, yes! I've
"That new saleslady,” said tbe | educate yon for practical business,
Put up with full knowledge of the re­
and assist you to a position when PORTLAND
OREOON
hesid that. Was White In love with blonde at the ribbon counter, “ has false
quirements of tbit rough western coun­
tbe same girl?” “ No, no. Not at all. hair and teeth.”
try. Made to stand up, and will stand
up, better than any buggy sold at any-1 But White saw her portrait in Brown's
“ Yes,” replied the brunette who eon
room and asked whose It was. ‘It's a descended to sell handkerchiefs occa­
tning like the price. If you want a
picture of my fiancee!' said Brown. sionally, “ and It seems that's not tbe
- al ZT*—L
good biiggv at a moderate price, try our
P R U S S IA N S T O C K F O O D ,
H -
L
“ Bee Line.” You can’ t beat It. We
th e G r e a t e s t C o n d itio n e r a n d S t o c k F a tt e n e r k n o w n .
White examined It critically, and then only thing. I heard her complaining
H O R S E S d o m o r e w o r k o n 1 c m feed. C O W S r I v * m ore a n d richer
- " " '
—
have the “ Bee Line ” Road Wagons.
put it down, with the remark that aha that she hadn't had a chance to get off
m ilk. H O G S g r o w a n d fa tte n q u ick e r If g iv en th is f o o d .
must be very rich. I don't know what her feet all day.” —Philadelphia Press.
M I T C H E L L , L E W I S «* S T A V E R C O .
k M A K E S R IO S G R O W . O O O D F O R ST U N T E O C A L V E S .
I h a v e b**wn fe e d in g I 'n iM la n s t o r k f o o d t o m t t h o r o u g h b r e d «w in «. I t g l r e s th em
happened after that but White waa
rat Street,
P O R T LA N D , O R EO O N
•n a p p r tH « a n d m a k e s t h e p i g i g r o w . I alao tr ia d It o n »tu n ta d ca l v m w ith aatlafaa-
taken home in a cab and neither of
•ory r a a a lta - V. W . « B O O B * A g i n , Rah.
We will admit that we would rather
B ranchM t -
them was seen out of doors for a live where they rubber at flocks of wild
f h .f i.
F R E E : 6 * -p a g e H a n d Book.
Pmsaiaa I r a H r Ca., S t P u l. MtaA.
B O IS B
8B A T T L B
'O K A N B
thas at twelve-story buildings.
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What is CASTOR IA
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