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About Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1904)
Rheum atism | __ _____ hav* you U*en all DOCS HOC lO O JO Ol yO Q y OU thia time? Don’t think yon should be ashamed to S O M E C L O T H E S - D O N 'T S . ' * V u l u a b l e B u giceationa o u C a r i u v You r W e a rin g A p p a re l. fo i Clothes, like those who wear them, require an occasional vacation. If when y o u apply lotions o r *»"y y°ur mother »07 liniments. It, simply loosens b e l X m ^ S wmrhrf yo* u 7 °u’M f.ou to lnee-ant u«*e - - - - - ---- ----- — J- - they sag, wrinkle aud lose their fresh its hold for a while. W h y ? nromise not to tell pa anything that’ ll ness. It is genuine economy to have worry me. two suits or more, aud to wear them Because to get, rid o f it y o u in turn. The rest gives a garment a The Real Thing. must correct, the ad d con “ This,” said the young benedict, chance to escape from the creases and dition o f the blood on which who was just realizing that he had resums Its pristine smoothness. A lit caught a Tartar, ” ia what I call real tle care Judiciously bestowed w ill dou- it, depends. H ood’ s Sarsa married life ." hie the life o f a suit, cravat, boot, hat “ I ’ m glad you’ r satisfied with some or glove. That aspect o f being always parilla has cured thousands. Sisters of Charity Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca tarrh—A Congressman’s Letter . Stranger— Do you think you can get me ou the pension list? Lawyer (cheer fully)—Oh, I guess so. But we may have to get you uuturalized first.— Baza[. tidy and well groomed which the un thing,” she snapped. Its distinction; City man— How shall “ Oh, I ’ m not. I ‘ merely meant to informed attribute to a long purse Is I know which house It Is? Suburbanite W hy at It. frequently hut the result o f Intelli inform you that it is not ideal.” »—You’ll be able to tell easily enough. Mrs. Hayrix— I t ’ peers tew me ez gent and methodical watchfulness. I t ’s the only one In the neighborhood | heow that cousin’ ov yourn is livin ’ in Oosslp. Here Is a list of clothes don'ts: that basu’t a ‘For Sale’ si£n on it.— a heap better style sense she got a di “ Casey, the conthractor, is ‘gettin’ Don't carry heavy articles In the Puck. vorce. on very i>eaeeable wid hiz wife these Jacket or trousers pockets while a gar Mrs. Oatcake— Yea, in course she do. days,” remarked Mr. Rafferty. Actor— Hurry, or we’ll miss the ment ‘O n use. I f ypu can’t avoid it, She’ s liyin’ on th’ antimony the “ Peaceable,” answered Mr. Dolan. be 'surd to empty the pockets before train. Actress— 1 can’t find my dia jedge took an’ 'low ’d her.” monds or my purse. Actor—Oh. well, “ I should say so. They’ re so peace the garment is put away. Actress— Yes, but the able they ain’t even sociable.” Don’t wear the same Jacket during never mind. Not Easily Brushed Aside. business hours, that yuir wear in the purse bad ten dollars In It.— New York W hy He Quit. ‘ 'Riches do not always bring content y e e k lj,,. .. « street, SJip. on an old ope. Hal— What, yonjve stopped ’ calling ment,” tsaid the m ultimillionaire. Don't be parstnomlous In the quail- |qbThe,schedule: Newcastle—'Was there — • ty ahd quantity o r your cloth es' "It’s ¿py rpmance .Connected, with youe gu- ‘ ‘ I have Suffered terrible annoyance all on the g irl with the plaid waist! Tom— Yes; it ’ s all over there. morning from having a bristle wedged “ aavlng at the spigot and wasting at jfagement? , Inggrfle&l— Rqmancqi. I H al— Why? Father objyct? . , between my teeth.” — N. Y . Times. tin* bung." ■:!.:? ’ •*’ .- ’..••■-* proposed to her at 8:4$ aud. site ac- Tom— Bless you, liol And I had JLtou’t suspend a pair o f trousers, by -qspted me'precisely at 0:15.— Detroit nerve ehongh to dodge all titer hititer je ’ ’’ Shapelessness is the in- Free Press. ^ about popping the question-’ also,- but “ But >vhy .did yqu not send for tile the last time I called she had the sign evitai.le result. Don’t «tear the same boot« tw o days doctor next'door wbeli y ou became t -The INTERNAL REMEDY “ Dd It Now” stuck on the.center table. In succession. I t .a hotter for thg boots suddenly ill?” asked his friend. “ You f Ne Case Exists it W ill Not Cur* That floored me, and I ’ ve quit. ' ’ and better for the feet. forget,” answered the sufferer, “ that Don^ brmdi JacketB and l bave been leanUng tó'play the cornet ! For forty year's Plso’s Cure for Con before lay- recently."— Puqk. sumption has cured coughs and colds. At trousers, « hats É and J cravats *" *" * *’ ■ druggists. Brice 25 cents, iugythsm aside. They’ ll appreciate your . A good point: He— There Is one thoughtfulness. W illing He Should Smoke. thlug In particular I like about spin Dizzy? Headache? Pain Don't use a whisk broom on soft "A n y objections to my smoking back of your eyes? It’s your here?” cloth. It wears down the nap and sters. She— What Is that? He— They The following letter is from Congress In every country of the civilized world asked the offensively cheerful never bore a fellow by telling him how Sisters of Charity are known. Not man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio.: liv er! U se A y e r’s P ills . ■nan as the vessel gave another disqui wears In the dirt. Use a brush. they used to do this aud that before he , Don't forget to wrap a garment tn The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum only do they minister to the spiritual Gently laxative; all vegetable. eting lurch. newspapers, freshly printed. If poasl-' was boro.—Tlt-Blts. and intellectual needs of the charges bus, O. : “ None,” replied the pale chapin the Sold for 60 years. L-if. ble, before putting it away. The smell | "Geòrgie, did you know that I was committed to their care, but they also Gentlemen: “I omptattm m *, . m « «'I steamer chair, “ here— or hereafter. o f the Ink Is a better rough-on-motbs going to marry your sister?” “ Well, I minister to their bodily needs. have used several Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. heard her say so, but she's had that | With so many children to take care bottles of Peruna Want your moustache or beard than camphor balls. a beautiful brown or rich black? Use Don't overlook a stain in the hope Idea about so many other fellows that of and to protect from climate and dis and feel greatly Fixed. thereby Super— No, sir, the ghost hasn’t that It will disappear somehow. The I didn't feel sure about It till you told ease, these wise aud prudent Sisters benefited older a stain the harder It Is to re me.’’— Brooklyn Life. have found Peruna a never failing safe from my catarrh of I walked for two weeks. r t fT T r r s OF DRPOQIBTS 0 E E .F HALL * CO.. NASHUA. W. H., guard. the head, and feel f “ Say pa,” queried little Billy Bloo- Critick— I saw the leading man with move. Dr. Hartman receives many letters encouraged to be Don’t fool with stain-removing prep bumper, “ what’s au echo?” “ Au echo, a wad today. He must have got his arations unless you know what you’re my son,” replied the old man, with a from Catholic Sisters from all over the lieve that its con- > salary. U a v io M k k k io sm about Consult a tailor. sigh long drawn out, “ is the only thlug United States. A recommend recently tinned use w ill fully Super— Oh, yes. H e’s the star. Don't pluuge your foot Into a sock that can flim-flam a woman out of the received from a Cathloic institution in eradicate a disease of thirty years’ Crittick— What you might cafil a Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: and then wonder why It loses its last word.— The Lyre. standing.” David Meexison. “ fixed” star, eh? shape. Putting on a sock requires pa Dr. Hartman, one of the best known A beautiful romance headed off: Dr. S. B. Hartman. Columbus, Ohio; tience and skill. First turn the upper “ You don't mean to tell me you rescu Could Use Him. Dear Sir— “ The young girl who used physicians and surgeons in the United part o f the sock down so that It will ed a young lady from drowuiug aud the Peruna was suffering from larny- States, was the first mail to lormulate “ Do you know,” said the pretty I t was through his genius lap over the lower part. Then Insert didn’t even stop to learn her name!” gitis and loss of voice. The result of Peruna. girl, addressing the strange young man the treatment was most satisfactory. and perseverance that it was intro My wife was on the opposite seat in the street car the foot gently, pull easily and work “ That’s what I did. She found great relief and after fur duced to the medical profession of this your way In. there when I got the girl ashore.” — ther use of the medicine w e hope to who had been staring at her impudent country. Don't suspend a Jacket by the loop Ex. ly for several minutes, “ you put me be able to say she is entirely cured.” I f you do not derive prompt and sat In the back. Drape it over a hanger so much in mind of my brother?” — Sisters of Charity. Fuddy— Aren't you going to take any isfactory resulta from the use of Peru “ Do I?” he responded, with a k ill or a chair. The young girl was under the care na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving Don't habitually stuff your hands notice of the libelous charges that ing smile “ I am delighted to hear Into your pockets if you expect your have been circulated about you?” of the Sisters of Charity and used Pe a full statement of your case and he it.” Duddy— Not on your life. I f I did runa for catarrh of the throat with will be pleased to give you his valuable “ Yes. You make me wish he was clothes to keep their shape.—The Hab- they might come to the knowledge of good results as the above letter testifies. advice gratis. here for just about a minute.” — Chica trdasher. somebody who had not heard them.— Send to the Peruna Medicine Co., Co Address Dr. Hartman, President of go Tribune. T H E N A M E 8 O F D IS E A S E D Boston Transcript. lumbus, Ohio, for a free book written The Haitman Sanitarium, Colum bus, O. Bjr K n o w in g the K ig h t N a m e « Trou* Au Incidental revenge: “ Did your by Dr. Hartman. Just Saved From Starvation. ble la Fom etituea Paved son really elope?” “ Yes, and It's such Ask Your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac for 1904 When in 1891 Miss Balfour was vis One o f the flrst essentluls In the iting the west of Irelantl and studying study of any acience is a definite a blow. But there's one thing about the condition of the people she asked uomeaiclature— the fixing o f one name It that brings me a little cousolatlon.” The “ Grain of Truth.** one of them how they were getting on ! to one thing— for without that there I “ What's that?” “ He eloped with that “ Pa, what’s a grain of truth?” in a particular village. “ Arrah miss, ean be no eommon d o f dl8.| odious Mrs. Summer's hired girl.” — “ It is generally the thing that keeps sure and if it warn, t for the famine cuaslon. and the words o f a writer may 1 Cleveland Plain-Dealer. all the women in the neighborhood we’d be etarvingl” convey the wrong impression and give I Courtroom effects: The lawyer— Of saying: ‘ W ell, I declare!’ ‘ I never course, my dear madam! The great rise to erroneous ideas, the opposite, I f you h a v e n 't a regu lar, healthy m ovem en t of Following the Races. thing In a case o f this sort Is to In would have thought i t ! ’ ‘ You don’t Bowels e v e ry day, you 're «ick, or will be. K eep y our perhaps, of what was Intended. SLof bowels open, and be well. Force, in th e sbap---- say!* ‘ I never did believe she was as Spoart— You say he follows the race v io le n t pbyslc or p ill poison, is dangerous. T h « Unfortunately definiteness in name« ' troduce something Into the evidence innocent as she tried to make out 1* and smoothest, easiest, m ost p e rfe c t way o r keeping t he horses. He looks prosperous. that will appeal to the jury. The lady % bowels -------- ----- Is conspicuously lacking in medicalj Nervitt— Y’ es; the race horses keep —Oh! I shall change my costume ‘ I feel so sorry for her children!’ ** science, and not only In the popular him busy. CANDY every day.— Brooklyn Life. Leads In Lumber. names o f diseases, but even in the Spoart— Bookmaker? I C C A A T T H H A A R R T T IC IC ^ "That woman's boss o f the ward all terms employed by physicians them Wisconsin is first in lumber and tim* Nervitt— No; pawnbroker. — Phila selves. The confusion of speech Is ! right,” su'd the first repeater. In the ber products. delphia Ledger, particularly unfortunate lu medicine, days of female suffrage., “ and she's a for It may be the occasion of very regular terror, aint she?” “ That’s T R A P * M A AR » * O IA T * * IO The Wisdom of Wlsewell. what!” replied the other: “ I wanted S— Noitt— That fellow Wisewell could serious errors. For example, a mother for my vote, and she wouldn't gimme hears that a neighbor’s child has mem- have given Solomon a few pointers. rnore’n $1.98.” — Philadelphia Press. Askitt— Come on with the explana braucous sore throat. That seems a P leasan t, P a la ta b le. P oten t. T a s te Good. D o Good, " I t was careless o f me to say that simple little thing, and she takes no fe v e r Sicken W eaken, o r Gripe, lOo. 60c W r ite tion. or fr e e samp.e. and b ook let on health. A d d ress J Sterling Noitt— When he and his family care to keep her own child away from I admired Bacon,” remarked the young Reaiedy < ompaay, Chicago, BonUsal, low York. 362S went to the country for a month’s vaca- i ,*le neighbor s house. The neighbors woman with glasses. “ Did you offend “No. | themselves are not alarmed, but even some Shakespearean student?’ tion he took his gas meter along. let the little visitor' Into the sick room. 1 It was a Chicago pork-packer. He ¡ I f the doctor had not employed a ; frigidly remarked that he didn't care euphemism, hut had called the “ mem- to talk shop."— Washington Star. I braneous sore throat” tllphthtTia. every I L ife preserver: I'a t—Ol say, Moike, one would have known the gravity o f phat do yez call that big round thing the case and other children would not on ther back of that auto billy? Mike ALCOHOL, OPIUM, : have been needlessly exposed. —Shure, an' that's an Ixtry tolre, If TOBACCO USING.* Much misunderstanding results from wan should burst, yez haythen. Pat— WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE the loose use of the word “ typhoid.” Begorra, an’ Ol t’ouglit It war a loife First aod H o.tron-.rrr Sts., P o r t la n d , O rn It renlly means resembling typhus, preserver!— Philadelphia Telegraph. Telephone, H a t. 3 9 4 . and so the term was attached to a A Journalist sat for many weary M u s t jr e o f ] fever some o f the symptoms of which minutes In the waiting room of one of E very Catarrh sufferer dreads the com ing o f winter, for w ith the first (resemble those of typhus fever. But It our medical celebrities. His patience breath of the " i c e - k i n g ” this m iserable disease is fanned into life and all is applied also in the form o f an ad at an end, he called the servant and the disgusting symptoms return. T h e nostrils are stopped up and the jective ^ , . . t to other ......... conditions and diseases. said: “ My man, just go in and tell your throat can be kept clear o f mucous secretions on ly by continual haw king Thus 'the “ typimld rtate^ U 7 condition mastfr that if t am not admitted in and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance WONDERFUL Re« Fee-Simile Wrapper Below. of extreme weakness with temporary and source o f annoyance, not on ly C O U L D H O T H E A R T H E T I C K O F A i mental clouding, such as one sees In five minutes I shall be well again.” — HOME Ex. Very email « « 4 ae easy CLOCK. to the one who has it, but everybody TREATM ENT the third or fourth week o f a severe, W a ts o n to w n , P a ., J u ly 13, 1903. “ W ait a second,” she said, as she! else. T h e thick, yello w discharge D ea r Sira: Thin wonderful Chi typhoid fever. In the same way th e 1 stepped into the store. “ Certainly,” he from the head produces a feelin g of ne»»* doctor 1» called I have used 8. S. S. fo r O atarrh o f th « FOR HEADACHE. gr»*at !>»*<•«use he cure» in ner ear, and have found it a n ex ce l term typhoid pneumonia is sometimes replied, and when he had been uptown, personal defilement, and the odor of lent people without opera remedy fo r same. I h ad been employed to designate a pneumonia in FOR DIZZINESS. tion that are given up looked through bis mail, spent two the breath is almost intolerable. troubled w ith thia disease fo r years to die. H e cure«| wltn an d tried many thing-a in an effort to which the patient Is overcome by the hours on ’Change, and taken luncheon FOR RILIOUSHESt. T h e catarrhal poison brings on those wonderful Chi get relief, but n othing did me any poison o f the disease and has fallen in -1 ne»» herb«, root», hud», FOR TORPID LIVER. stomach troubles and affects the K id at the club, he returned and found her »rm ansnt good un til 1 b e g a n S. 8. S. hark» and vegetable» had a discharge from m y ear and my to the “ typhoid state.” but It does not just emerging from the door.— Cincin that are en tirely un neys and Bladder. I t attacks the FOR COMSTIPATIOR. h earin g w a s so b a d ly affected that I Imply a mixture of typhoid fever and known to m edical sci soft bones and tissues o f the head could not hear the tick o f a clock. I w as nati Commercial Tribune. ence In this country. Through ___ ___ _ FOR SALLOW SKIR. | those harmless rem edle» this fam ous doctor and throat, causing total or partial in bad shape when I b egan y o u r m ed pneumonia, as Is popularly believed. Time up to date: “ I have been knows the action o f over 600 different rem FOR THECOMPLIXIOR. icine. 8 .8 . 8. has done a w a y w ith the Inflammation of the lungs and lung! edies, which he su rressfcily uses In different deafness, the loss o f smell, and g iv disch arge and my h earin g has tossn I MuwmymfitMTuR i. ' thinking,” said Father Time, “ of aban disease». H e guarantees to cure cattarh, asth in g to the voice a rasping, nasal w o n d e rfu lly im proved; so much so fever are popular expressions meaning doning the scythe as an emblem.” ma, lung, throat, rheum atism , nervousness, that I can n o w carry on a conversation stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds o f twang. N o part o f the body is secure in an ordinary tone, w h ereas a year pneumonia, but the term pneumonia “ Abandoning the scythe?” said the testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and ltie lf Is applied to several distinct! CURE S I C K H E A D A C H E . see him. Patients out o f the city w rite for from its ravages. Catarrh makes ago thia w as Impossible. goddess Aurora, who is always on Y o u r m edicine has done me a w orld of blanks and circulars. Hend sta m p C O NSU L you sick all over, for it is a dis good and I do not hesitate to g iv e it the diseases o f the lunga. T A T IO N FK K K . A IM iK K n ii hand early to greet the old gentleman. No. 1— 1904. credit it deeerves. 1 Scarlatina la another name for scar ease of the blood, and circulates all “ Yes. Don’t you think an alarm clock W . r . K R U M B IN E . The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. let fever, and It does not signify a mild through the system, and for this would be more appropriate?” —Judge. H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r « ple«a< 2SJ Alder St.. tesrtloAd, O regon. form o f the disease. Varioloid also Is j rea son , s p ra y s , washes, inhalers, m e n t i o n t h i s p a p e r . “ Did you hear about the game work- e V M .1 ,1,0.1 peper. N O S I O N O F C A T A R R H I N T H I S - real smallpox only in a mild form, and p o w d e rs and salves have proven Perrin’s Pile Specific Bilious? BUCKINGHAM’S DYE BESTFGRTHE ■BOWELS« KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN W INTER IS COMING BRINGING ’CATARRH ABSOLUTE SECURITY. G e n u in e Carter's Little Liver Pills. Dr. C. Gee Wo r TEE N YEARS. a varioloid-pattent may glTesm ailpox on Hark,‘r ln ,th* “ ky«.-rnI“ -, this failures. morning? Some aleek chap walk« X rebe , Ind. Ter., A u g . 1,1003. T h e w ay to cure Catarrh th or D ea r Sirs: in a most virulent form to a unprotect-, and told Harker If he’d give him an ou gh ly and permanently is to cleanse A bo u t thirtesn y e a rs ago I used y o u r ed person. rem edy for C atarrh I had been troubled the blood of the unhealthy secretions AU this ftoes to show that disease«,, umbrella he'd go up to the roof anil w ith it for about nine years, but since that keep the membranes of the body ta k in g S. B. 8. hav • never been w orried like other things, should be caUed by come down holding on to the handle.” it. I feel able to recommend 8. 8. 8. “ Did he?" “ Y'es; he came down in the | inflamed, and nothing does this so with their right nam e*— Youth's Compan ae a su re cure fo r C atarrh. I elevator, and I gneas he'« holding on surely and prom ptly as S. S. S. A s T. M IL L W E E . ion. j to the handle yet."— Philadelphia Rec lon g as the blood is poisoned with M erely D i p l o m a t i c L a u g n a g e . ord. Catarrhal matter the discharge o f mucus and other disgusting symptoms Misa Greene— When they asked you I o f the miserable disease w ill continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source Mrs. Hayfork (In country poatntfice) o f the trouble and purifies and enriches shout the new school teacher, Aunt —Anything for me? Postmaster— I the blood, and so invigorates and tones up J»»®. you Ton said: “ Don’t ask me. I don't don't see nothin’. Mrs. H ayfork—I the system that catching cold and con believe all I hear." Is »he really a per was expectin’ a letter or post-card from tracting Catarrh is not so lik e ly to occur. son one ought not to cultivate? Annt Spriggs, tellln’ w-hat day «he was Annt Jane— Mercy! I don't know K eep the blood in order and winter'scorning cornin’. Rural postmaster (calling his brings none of the discomforts o f Catarrh. anything about her. I merely said what wife)— Did you see a post-card from W rite us particulars o f your case, and I did because I have a friend who Mrs. Hayfork's Aunt Sally? His wife let onr physicians help you g et rid o f this wants the place. I was simply diplo —Yea; she'» cornin’ on Thursday.— blood-tainting and stubborn disease. W e make no charge whatever l o t , matic, my dear child.— Boa* on Tran jPetoakey Lyre. medical advice. I H C SW IFT SPECIFIC CO— ATLANTA* f ig * script. 3 W Yoursjora C/ear/Iea& o B romo - seltzer * j u a H V A « y » v / / ;/ ? £ A R IIN E U M B R ELLA Is th e he* t p resen t in O re iron o r W a sh in g to n ro n ra n g iv e y o u r w ife , j o n r d a u g h te r , y o u r la d y frien d , o r y o u rse lf. We «ell l-eauHe«, o f f e * t » iiialitv, a t v e ry re a so n a b le p rices. JO H N A L L E S I N A . Portland, O re. Tw o i wo C t n r r c < 2 * W a sh in g ten St . n e a r W oodard f'la r k e A Co. s to re » M orrfaos at . n ea r Meier <fc F ra n k Co.
