C atarrh
Dr
n , 1“
' R,t' " Th*» W
H n o ! the nose, throat, stomach,
or more delicate organs, catarrh Is
^ ‘‘ ^Dllltsttn* and should never tall ot
- ¿ a r o a e r j s * « . MASCHINE HANDSHAKE HAS TAKEN
THE P U C E OF THE FEMININE KISS.
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conversation.
«UChant» from the mucous mem-
I*
iept in a stale of Inflammation
[ impure, commonly scrofulous, con-
He said^
^ gU* ‘ 0to
He’s dt*id »»
oolitic flood.
Ps Sarsaparilla
(l)l forms of catarrh, radically and
l[)tly _ it removes the cause and
i all the effects. Get Hood’s.
, H » ve you s mother?”
Mie’s deid tae.”
“ Have you not a sister, then?”
niver had yin.”
“ But surely you have a brother?”
•'We'll
Something t o
1
f ^ » c o lle g e .”
from his T u ^ s i V r ; T
*ime
bit?”
e8 *° look &fter you a
B oot.
■„packer's client sw elled ,
liuortenje i" w orth h e r . w eight in
liaed^’.nT.V <0i he Was born wi' ‘ » o
L " he announced p ro u d ly .
haeds, and they keep him in a bottle ’ •
C ,count looked q u ite disappoin ted, — London Daily News.
"can't y m a k e it ra d iu m ?” lie anx-
u
A'» Little Qsme.
slr inquired.— New Y o rk Bun.
nr..te,^ndur8tand y0U have I « » vour
..Core ft a remedy Tor coughs, colds pocketbook containing valuable papers
Bfwnsuniption. T ry it. Price 25 ceuU, n h d n ’ t <uppoMyou l i a i h n y » ; > -
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Its H erea fte r.
t l , l 1 lmv*n,t’. dear boy. but just see
Lfou teem to th in k a good deal of
L .
Pr i0n " le ‘“ ‘ '■'■nisement
; monkey,” said the litte l g irl.
PU ln^ealer* cornmunity ” Cleveland
K ei," replied the organ grin der.
L e d m on k.”
SDo you think h e ’ ll g o to heaven?”
¡,.\ »hen ze m on k die he g o t o
" — C hicago T rib u n e.
s m -^ to iK ra s a s a s
May Be Only a Pipe Dream.
The F lig h t.
T
U oraDe7h*PaPerS ar® nOW c hroulcUug the paaalug o t the kiss. Of
, / * * ’’
may *** aotne klanes »till exchanged by unregenerate ones.
i f 6 k1*8 b^weeu women really seems
thing o f .the past,
knew i
Waa Wheu one feminine met another feminine whom ahe
gi*
i * '.if™ , 80 “ 11|fhtly and be the place ever so Inconvenient, that she
ami her dollar* kUOtkln* ber bonnet awry and severely rumpling her temper
, _
W » st A T r u a x .
Information for the Young.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
W ald
in «
K
in n a n
A M a a t i *.
Wholesale Druggists, Taledo. O.
'(Catarrh Care Is taken internally,acting
lyon the blood and m ucous surfaces or
stem. Price 7fto per bottla. Sold hy all
Jsts. Testimonials free,
t'j Family Pills are the beat.
Despair.
Tea, C holly’ s valet has com m itted
Inde."
HDeah me! N ow , d o say, what
“ Pa, what’ s a grain of truth?”
“ I t’s generally the thing that keeps
all the women in the neighborhood eay-
ing, ‘ Well, I declare!’ ‘ I never would
have thought it !’ ‘ You don’ t sav!’ 'I
never did believe she was as innocent
as she tried to make out!’ and ‘I feel so
sorry for her children!’ ’ ’— New York
Herald.
Th e School Olrl Who “ Has French.”
[“Why, Cholly w anted to sm oke his
An ingenious and fond parent whose
nettes foah h i m .” — B altim ore daughter is studying French with a
German governess at a west side
school asked her the other evening— he
had taken her to dinner at Partin’s as
Saturday holiday t r e a t -« hat the
LfRTin phrase
nliruca “ 1 ’ Ris
KI u de
in vouii
a la
la jardi
l a V, 1 1 _
mystic
veau, a
niere” meant. The dimpled linguist
looked blank for the space ol an in
stant, and then blithely replied: "The
sm ile of the calf at the gardener’s
w ife .”
“ Hum ! Let's have some of it !”
CURES A LL .
said papa.— Commercial Advertiser.
Thank Pe-ro-na for Their Recov
ery After Years of Suffering
Miss Muriel Armitage. 96 Greenwood
Avc., Detroit, Mish., District Organizer
o f the Royal Templars of Temper ance
in a recent letter, ways:
“ I think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making her troubles pub
lic, but restored health has meant so
much to me that I feel for the sake of
other suffering women it is my duty to
tell what Peruna has done for me.
“ I suffered for live years with uter
ine irregularities, which brought on
hysteria and made me a physical wreck.
1 tried doctors from the different
schools o f medicine, but without any
ereeptibte change in my condition.
n my despair I called on an old nurse,
who advised me to trv Peruna, anu
promised good results if I would persist
and take it regularly. I thought this
was the least I could do ami procured a
bottle. 1 knew as soon as l began tak
ing it that it was affecting me differ
ently from anything 1 had used before,
and so I kept on taking it. I kept this
up for six months, ami steadily gained
, strength and health, and when I had
used fifteen bottles I considered myself
entirely cured. I am a grateful, happy
woman today.” —Miss Muriel Armitage.
Peruna cures catarrh o f the pelvic or
gans with the same surety as it cures
cutarrh of the head. Peruna 1ms be
come renowned as a positive cure for
female ailments simply because, the ail
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarrh is the cause of the trouble. Peru-
na cures the catarrh. The symptoms
disappear.
“How a™ T “ *“ dldn t klss they glared at each other and said, frigidly,
re ' " . , 1 7 ,
an<* tben al* the spectators knew a flglit was on, and their
spec n e friends took the principals aside and asked anxiously: "W hat did
she say about you?”
the f>art‘‘‘ular|y was such osculation a habit with Southerners, and when
e i an» met. as at church In the country, when they hadn't seen each other
or a week or more, the exchange of caresses was so general that even the
men became Involved sometimes, and the boys only escaped through run-
11 U'’T|Way and kldlng ln the tall grass back of the edifice.
len the fashion changed, and really elegant people who were not more
an second cousins to each other began presenting a cool and freshly pow-
e
cheek for the kiss Instead o f the lips. This was commenced with a
regard for hygiene, no doubt, but It was soon so satisfactory Chat tw o cheeks
were always pressed together now, and there was no pretense at a warmer
greeting.
This had an additional advantage ln that one lady could net call another
lady Judas when she merely presented her cheek and not her lips.
A little later It went out of fashion to salute each other warmly at all
when two women met on the street or ln a public place.
It was bruited about that demonstration ln public was ln bad taste, and
so since there must be some way of welcoming a friend, the manly hand
shake came In.
There were some elderly ladies who disliked this as masculine and un
fitting, and who persisted ln pecking dutifully at the ear» o f their relatives,
even when they met ln the theater, but by far the majority o f the sex took
to the handshake as a diplomatic way out o f trouble. You see It is very
hard to reach the face of a person who wears a Gainsborough hat, while It
is quite a simple matter to reach her hand.
And so there Is so more kissing; at least, there Isn’t much. And It Is
quite beautiful to see the girls solemnly pressing each other’ s bands and
asking after each other’s health. But there is no lack o f affection nowadays
—dear me. no!— we are all quite as fond of each other as ln the days o f the
perpetual kiss, and we are glad to be let down so easy la the matter of
caresses.—Baltimore News.
Standard oil capitalists are reported
|«Flr with m e,” he crie d passinnate-
to have bought Coney Island.
We
. “there is on ly on e course left for
may yet, remarks the Chicago Record-
must fly to g e th e r .”
Herald, be able to get our midway
[cl he was m istaken, as soon devel-
amusements through a pipe line.
ffhen her fath er appeared a
[foments later he flew w ith ou t her.
’ Twaa Ever Thus.
“ W ho live« in that little cottage
a u n ’ s TMIST
down there by the lane?”
There dwells the man who wrote
hrfirOnt Hundred h olla rs Reward for any
Iioiurrli that can uet booured by Hall’s the poein that made Beasley’ s shaving
soap
famous.”
RHODE ISLAND FISHHAW K8.
,th Cure.
r. J. CHENEY A Co., Props., Toloda, O.
“ And who resides in the splendid
litheundersigned. hare k n o w » F. J. Cheney
They
A re P rotected b y th e S ta te a t
&ep»it 15years, * “ d believe him perfectly mansion on the hill?”
A ll Seasons.
Lnbiein all buoineaa transaction* ami flQ.
“ Beasley ,’ ’— Chicago Record-Herald.
able to carry o u t any oblig a tion ! mad«
idrfirm. —
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
The author of a recently published
novel, the scene of which Is laid ln
Rhode Island, refers to the flshbawk
as “ Rhode Island's best-loved bird.”
Perhaps that Is a true assertion, al
though the succulent turkey comes ln
for a fair share of the esteem be
stowed by this little State on the
feathered tribe, while Mrs. McNally’s
hen is unquestionably Rhode Island’s
most distinguished bird, says the Prov
idence Journal. Not to quibble, how
ever, It may as well be admitted thet
the flshhawk is a popular bird ln
Rhode Island and ln all likelihood no
other species which flies gets as much
protection at the hand of his State as
does his majesty- The statute forbid
ding his molestation in or out of the
bre*dlng m ) o n „ „
rlgkHy enforced
0
as that applying to short lobsters,
Barrington, Warren and Bristol, the
three townships forming Bristol Coun
ty, afford favorite haunts for flshhawk
to nest. Prom the train and street
cars can be seen here and there aup-
ported on the limb of a great pine
tree, a mass of sticks, leaves and rub
bish. which the birds have collected
Just Like His Wife.
for a home.
“ That was an unlucky thing that
They are as little particular where
Peck, the engineer, done,” said the they build as to the material which
10 CENTS - E V E R Y W H E R E
brakeman.
“ They gave him one of they combine Into their house and the
them new engines yesterday an’ he top of an electric light pole or the
named it after his wife.”
steeple of a church Is as acceptable as
“ How was that unlucky?” asked the the breeziest tree which ever support
trackwalker.
ed a bird. Down on Long Island Sound
“ Why, the blamed thing blew him is a fishhawk’s nest in the strangest
up this morning.” — Catholic Standard place of all. Not far from the imag
and Times.
Notary Public
inary lines bounding Rhode Island,
Connecticut and New York, there runs
Attorney-at-Law
Diplomacy.
into the sound a long reef, which 1»
Pension A tttom ey
“ At what age do you consider women marked a mile or so from shore by a
the most charming?” asked the inquisi spindle. The end sticking above the
Solicitor of Patents
tive female of more or less uncertain surface of the water for ten or dozen
Phone»
years.
feet bears a basket-like arrangement,
W , Main 1589
Ind., A 1860
"T h e age of the woman who asks the which has struck a flshhawk as an
question,” answered the man, who was ideal place for a summer home and
304 N ew Y ork Block
a diplomat from Diplomacyville.— Chi there it has reared, as It has for sev
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W A S H .,
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eral seasons past, a flock of hungry
young birds. The wind always blows
around the spindle, but the waves nev-
!er leap high enough to threaten the
1 nest and for miles at the osprey’ s front
and back doors stretches the ocean.
I teeming with the fish on which It
'preys. A more desirable location for
such a habitation It would be almost
impossible to find. No other flshhawk
need apply, however, for the present
occupant holds a life lease of the prem
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on
*e that it is a chance disease or one due to acciden a
before ises and is fully prepared to defend It
against all comers.
W time for it to develop, and is at work in the sjs
d
I BROMO-^
ISELTZER
Headaches
L.N.ROSENBAUM
DRUM CAPTURED AT BUNKER HILL.
r
M iss M u rie l A r m ita g e
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh
Catarrh o f any organ, if a llo v jx l to
progress, w ill affect the w h o le body.
Catarrh w ith ou t nervousness is very
rare, bu t p elv ic catarrh and nervousness
go hand in hand.
W hat is so distressing a sight as a
poor ha lf-sick , nervous wom an, suffer
ing from the m any alm ost unbearable
sym ptom s o f pelvic catarrh? She does
n ot consider herself ill enough to go
to bed, bu t she is far from bein g able
to do her w ork w ith ou t the greatest e x
No O ffense
haustion. T h is is a very com m on sight
and is alm ost alw ays due to pelvic
catarrh.
I t is worse than foolish for so m any
w om en to suffer year after year w ith a
disease that can he perm anently cured.
Peruna cu re» catarrh perm anently.
I t cures old ch ron ic cases as w ell as a
slig h t attack, the on ly difference being
in the length of tim e that it should be
taken to effect a cure.
I f you d o not d erive prom p t and sat
isfactory results from the use of P eru
na, w rite at once to Dr. H artm an, g iv
ing a fu ll statem ent of your case, and
he w ill be plaesed to give y ou h is valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. H rat m an, President of
T he H artm an S anitarium , C olum bus,
O h io.
Wood Sawn, Drag Saw* run by steam or gaso
line engines, also the latent in saw mill ma
M eant.
Bloobs— I understand, sir, that you chinery, stump pullers, well drilling m achin
referred to m y photograph as a side ery, etc., etc.
Write for your needs.
sh ow ?”
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
Slobbs—
D
on
’
t
get
excited
,
old
m
an.
One of the most valuable bistorical
Foot of Morrison Street
I
m
erely
m
eant
that
it
was
a
p
rofile.”
P ortlan d
Oregon
relics ln the United States is a drum
that sounded st the battle of Bunker
Hill and saw service ln some o f the
greatest encouuters ln the Revolution.
It it now the property of the Richard
A. Pierce Post. Grand Army o f the Re
public, o f New Bedford. Mass. It Is n
snare drum, o f British make, much
larger than the same character o f
drum to-day. It was brought over to
this country by a young English red
coat. He was killed at Bunker Hill,
and the drum fell into the hands o f the
ConUnentals. Israel Smith, the grand-
sire o f Levi Smith, who presented the
drum to the posL was the drummer in
the famous Rhode Island company that
stood the charge at Bunker Hill. La
ter. when the soldiers drew lots over
the drum, young Smith became Its
possessor. Many a lusty charge Levi
Smith beat on the drum during the
loug struggle that followed. Then, In
1812, young Israel Smith marched
away with the old drum slung over
his shoulder.
Mother* will And Mr*. Winslow’* Sootbln*
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
the teething season.
T lf A HT'TTTTN I’-very
m an or w om an so In-
A I N I r . i J d in e d to learn Itae Barber
trade. A iiloftllK btoccupation,
g ood w agrs.eaay to learn,const ant p ractice. T h e
m eth od is right and the p rice and tim e required
the best possible to g iv e satisractory results.
W rite for full particu lars to the A M E R I C A N
B A R B E R C O L L E G E (I n c .) , ’253 E v erett tet..
P ortland, O regon.
W
A Vindictive Horse.
‘ ‘ H ow d id it happen that y ou r horse
d ie d ?”
‘ ‘ T he veterin a ria n ’ s au tom obile broke
dow n on the way o v e r .”
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Dizzu?
A p p e tite p o o r ? * / B o w e ls
c o n stip a te d ? T ongue co a te d ?
H e ad a c h e ? I t ’s y o u r liver!
A y e r’s P ills are liv er pills, all
d for
J.
C. Aver Co.,
vegetable,
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jr y ears.
L
o w e ll, I
W ant your m oustache o r beard
a beautiful brow n o r rich black? Uae
C a r t e r 's
BUCKINGHAM’S DYE
FIFTY CTS. n* DR-----------------_
'lGf*TV OR a P - rtAEL » cp.. WA 9 H 11 A, W I
U nexpected Hbrinkage.
It la generally understood that qual
ity of mind and not sice of body deter
mine» the place a man fills in the tem
M u s t B e a r S ig n a tu re of
ple o f fam e; but two countrymen, of
whom the New York Time» tells, were
evidently ln doubt about It.
One day during the congressional ca
reer of Major General Joseph Wheeler
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two rural visitors were I d the House
gallery taking ln the proceedings on J T m j »mmll «»A M
H U k iM ttfa
the floor. One o f them noticed th e ! (
general flying about as was bis wout j
ALCOHOL, OPIUM,
F O I H EAD AC H E.
"W ho's that little chap down there
TOBACCO USINGS
FD R R IZZ I H U S .
in front talking to the big fellow ?” he
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First and Montgomery Sts., P o r t l a n d , O r a .
asked of bis companion.
Telephone, Main 394.
FOR T B R P ID L I V E R .
"Blessed If I know, ’ replied the
FO R C O N S T IP A T IO N .
other.
Some one sitting back o f them ven
FO R S A L L O W S K IR .
sy m p tom s are fe lt
The blood is the first point of attack, and
No 4 9 - 1 9 0 J .
FO R T H E C 0 M P L E X I0 H
poisonous a c id s that ca u se th e ach es and pains are then d is t r i^
Tb( i „ * william M. Evarts once tured the Information that it was Gen
X J i n m UUIT MAVt «yOMATuo l.
J
eral Wheeler, o f Alabama.
* though the circulation to different p « ‘ * °
J ^ th is dtoC0Tertd E. Deiafleid Smith, the
“ Well. I declare!” said the first one.
■ y^ H E N w r itin g t o ari vertlaera p le a s « |
fle in joints, muscles and nerves; and when the j s
. . t
, wen-known lawyer and corporation •'I've heard that a feller might be a
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
^tion it n e e d s o n l j s o m e exciting: cau se like exposure to g h t *
^ of N#w York City, sinking: m
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E .
good deal o f a man at home, but when
ip. c h illy w e a t h e r , o r th e c o ld , bleak w in ds o f w in ter, tc-arou se
^
tU hlg beart He whl>. he come to Washington he wa'n't so
much o f a heavyweight; but I didn't
slum bering p o is o n s a n d b r in g on R h eum atism .
. - pered to a friend:
. . . .
suppose they’d dwindle away like
• Is the time to write for our catalogue. We educate I f
the attack depends upon the
10 you practically for business and get you a position ||
th a t”
^ tity of acrid matter in the RHEUMATISM i n ELBOW3, w r is t s
be district attorney, bat I
Little Liver Pills.
RHEUMATISM
N INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
A L ite ra l S c h o la r .
» and muscles. Some peo-
U4£ S : K 5 * » ~
I X . know he wanted to he an an-
Professor Ernest HulTeut, o f the
tre almost helpless from the
Cornell Law School, told an amusing
bastw lntsr
tks'rtff* ^ h e remark was repeated to Mr.
*' while others have occa-
story not long ago of a freshman who
d spells or are uncomforta- Si sow, and,f« ™ *a" V s r « T T r bsiiasss Pm|th. and quick at a flash came the was called from the way o f knowledge
restless, nervous and half
retort:
before his year was out.
"So, I have never mentioned the
‘ all the time from the
The students had been answering
matter
to
Evart*.
knowing
that
be
bad
questions ln moot^-court, and the sub
ffing aches and pains. Rheu- “ a l .fu l . T b . " t a * E ?ia w h ° c h > a v . - •
no
Influence
ln
that
direction!
the hip and
b .r e lr skis to gst
ject under discussion was a cow which
tism is a disagreeable com- was
n u o h trou k is , f "
i w a . tradsr tvsst-
had been killed by a railway train.
ou t for s o » » **“ •• , . r » „ n i l s . k « ‘ a*1'
A l p h a b e ti c a l l y A n sw ered .
ton even in its mildest form. sb
m . n t o f s p k ysicj»“
§ | U s fls r
A turn Of the political wheel bad Each student was required to flU out a
Jtows worse as we grow older,
'frequently stiffens the joints, S B .T ‘V T s S S r - Y.V-.'mw placed the English Conservatives on paper on the case.
“This brilliant youth," said Profes-
d '. o r . n . . . X V t ’reiV dT foÎB
h.nm s-
n<i lowered the U berai.,
1 ron,“
'r :
*s the muscles out of shape k 8 ï S.
wrote with all serious-
S.
U s .r o r .a m
,o n f . f o r w a r d .
* * |
breaks down the nervous
„.non, member of the ruling fo r- ne.s after 'Disposition o f the Carcnas,’
in tha blood.
GRIFFITH XE L L T .
'®- A disease that origin-
"rnment who was sitting opposite s ! ’ Mild and Gentle.’ -
in the blood, as Rheumatism «OS Bloomfisia Art.
' of the defeated party at - I
V e r y M u c h a M illio n a ir e .
dinner party, took that time
^ cannot be cured with ex-
t thine-s scatter the
qulzzer— la be a multimillionaire?
re®edies like liniments and Plaste.r!.\ t,0dr but do not touch
Whlzser— Ob. my. yes. In fa c t be’a
or drive them to some otherpart of th
^i,e thin acid ..w>|, Mr Black, bow do yon like so mnlty that be can afford to run over
«»ease or improve the condition ot
t0 its normal
ex ?"
ordinary millionaires and then let bit
blood must be r e s M e a t
. . , , h„uld like it better If we had secretary attend to the damages — j
purity and strength. *° th
iedVut ^eu .u.-~ded by the y . <wtae,. m New York 8nn.
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r ^ r - l -he L:berei_
t ,o l d e n K a g l - s I n c r e a s i n g .
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Golden eagle* are increnalng In Root
° f t!ie
in'.o'short a time as S.S.S-,
old eol.
9 * £ * r 2 - S 5 neutralize* the acids Th0Qch there are huge spot, on the tlsh highland., owing to the effort»
are no flies on It— Pitta- made by large land owner» for tbelr
w h ,l c h ” ! i r a c s the poisans. but builds
lL«re are
preserva t ion.
and counteract^ he % th at ,u
ie ti®e.
time. hn«r
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If
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P o r tla n d ,
chance.
O re g o n .
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Sanders Disk Plow
Simplest and most perfect made. Before you
give your order for a i>i*k Blow be sure to ex
amine the Handers. For sale by the old reli
able house of
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.,
PORTLAND,
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Busy men are usually ao happy that
fL * M e r a .
. tber b a r . no Urn. to r e .ll» . It
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Dr. W a . Wiee he* found a safe
and absolutely pain lees wey of ex-
trerting teeth, end his 17 year*’ e x
perience in plate work enables him
to fit mouths comfortably with any
kind of false teeth wanted.
Dr. T. P V\ |se is an expert at
crown and bridge work and gold
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