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About Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905 | View Entire Issue (July 24, 1903)
the Itch Fiend , ¡Salt Bheoin, o r E czem a -on e out»“rd manifestation» of scrof- ame. in itching, burning, oozing, r»nd waling patch» •, on the face, 'hands, leg» or body, out be cured by outward appli- thp blood must be rid of the ,y to which it ia due. Looking lor a Chance. Mrs. Gobang— This paper «aya th at« Kansas man sold his wife for »8. Gobang— I wooder if it win evar h, m y luck to run across a fellow who iî throwing money away?— New York OLD-' - » :: FAVORITES Not Too Precipitate. " A h , Georgia, dear,” she ssid to the od’s Sarsaparilla d a i* ’ n .7 by d° nj y° U 11010 Pah» to- T h e B a lla d o f F e r n a o t Roes. i . v * * 8are dan8**rou". you know.” 1 r*alia® he replied, lo e fiameg of the sentry fires bright, Ablaze on the prairie’g pale b o t V B 0n y known TO“ throe days and these get-rich-quick schemes al- Where &ixty men of the Frontier Corp» Are guarding the government trail. VV Ue Olves film Pis. KecorchHreaJd.6* *° A rattle of hoof# from the northern hills, rather enjoy tein* w ithout a A steed with a sweat-wrung hide, iirl ” “ Why s o ?" "Because A Prize. And Olaf Draim, of the Peska claim, Lays coax my w ife to give me Swings off at the captain’s side. The editor of s weekly newspaper in |cr ' breakfast."— Philadelphia Australia offer, himself ss a prize to Dealer. the woman who writes the beat essay C hief Black Bear’s out from the Crow Creek lands, on the duties of a wife. C o n v e r t in g Him. The buzzards his track have showed; Last eve he pillaged at Old Fort James, ,ear there was iom e romance con- 1 «‘• " T 'e n U y C or«!. N o n t .o m r r v o u .a s « To-day on the Fire-Steel road. with your m arriage?" •thing romantic about it. Our re- I j^ l H' K n n! ,K ot' •* lrl»l bottle and irr«u«. And Corporal Stowe, of the Frontier , yiuws differed, my wife main- Hr.B.H. Kline, Lid..Ml Arm St., Phllodelpklii Corps, , that the only bell there is ie On furlough to reap his grain, Asks No More. „ rth, end »he msrried me to V.ie Deska stage-home lieth dead, Tom— I can’ t help asking my fiance jt-" __Indianapolis Sun. VN ith his wife and his children twain.” occasionally why she loves me. Dh'.k— Me, too. Mine a ways gives Then up and spoke First Sergeant Ross, Not Strikingly Noble. \\ ho had bunked with Corporal Stowe; your daughter is going to marry me a very satisfactory answer. Tom—That so? What does she say? By the glory of God, they shall pay in leman.” blood Dick—Because.—Philadelphia Public e ( ” answered Mr. Cum rox; The debt of that dastard blow.” cnly a nobleman by profession. Ledger. inallr I must say he strikes me as a They ride till the crickets have sought His Experience. common sort.” — Washington the shade; Pa. paid the boy, looking up from They ride till the sun-motes glance. his book, "w hat does a man’ s ‘ better And they have espied on a far hillside Rather Puzzling. The whirl of the Sioux scalp dance. h a ir , mean?” “ Dsnally, my son,” ebsby had been bawling for three replied his fatber from behind the evening paper, "sh e means exactly Then it’s up part the smouldering stage- hours. house barn, iamma,” said little Ostend, “ do what she says.” And out by the well-curb’s marge; come from heaven?” The Sioux are a-leap for the tether-ropes; my son,” responded mamma. To Honor Orest Philosopher. "Revolvers! Guide center! Charge!” I bow can they call it ‘ the land There is a project of erecting a mon V ument to the philosopher Kant in Ber Ross set his pace for the chief, Black Bear. lin to be nnvieled on the occasion of Who shrinks from a strong man’s glOO RBWARD 9100. the hundredth anniversary of his death strife. niders of thia paper w ill b e pleased to in 1U04. But flaunts in the air the long, brown that there is at least o n e dreaded disease hair leucehas been a b le t# c u r e in a ll its Of the 2 *calp of the Corporal’s wife. ii«d that is catarrh. H a ll’«C a ta rrh Cure No Need of Protestation. only positive cure k n o w n t o the m ed ica l Tom —Did she ask you ii she were iiy. Catarrh bein g a co n s titu tio n a l dia- The Sergeant rides with a loose-thrown requires a c o n s titu tio n a l treatm ent, I he only girl you ever loved? rein, laiarrh Cure is taken in tern a lly , actin g Jack— No she took it for granted.— i*upon the blood and m u cou s surfaces Nor sabre nor shoot will he, gyitcin, thereby d estroy in g the founda- Somerville Journal. Till the pony has pitched at a gopher f the disease, and g iv in g the patient by building u p the c o n s titu tio n and mound nature In d o in g its w ork . T h e pro- And flung her rider free. Making Allowances. have so m uch fa ith in its curative that they offer O n e H u n d red Dollar* Bronson— I don’ t see why yon should case that it fails t o cure. Send f o r list be to angry at your son for marrying. And Ross has wrenched the knife from ni&ls. Address his hand F. J. C H E N E Y A C O ., T ole d o , O We have to make allowances for the And smitten him to the ground. by druggists. 75c. young, you know. ''»Family Pilis are the beat. “Did ye think to win to the Bijou Hills, Munson— Confound it, that’ s what Ye whelp of a Blackfoot hound?” I ’ m kicking about! I not only have to Just as Oood. derly Customer— Have you any make an allowance lor hicc, but dow And they swung him at dawn from a scaffold stout, ntions that will eradicate wrin- I 'll have to make one for his wife, too. As n warning to all his kind. To fatten the birds and to scare the Rather Discouraging. ientious Druggist— No, m a’ am, herds, ehtvea preparation that w ill fill Rowland— I hear our ‘ angel’ has And to sport with the prairie wind. up.—Chicago Tribune. been passing unfavoraple comments Caddie Dooo. about this vaudiville olio. The Real Thing. Foxy— Yes, he says the tramp The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht W i’ muckle faucht an’ din; o* cultured and poliahed that sketch is the only act that is not bum, "O, try and sleep, ye waukrife rogues, and that should be. Kuamuis is.” Your faither’s cornin’ in.” know it. Whenever a person They never heed a word I speak; mytbing she always calls it ren- Better Than a Telephone. I try to gie a frown. it, doesn’ t she?” — Chicago Duffy— What I say to my wile goes. But aye 1 hap them up and cry, '•Herald. "O, bairnies, cuddle doon.” Meeker— Is it possible1 Duffy— Yes. As soon as I leave the a Permanent Cure. house she goes over and repeats it to Wee Jamie wi’ the curly head— He aye sleeps next the wa’— You mean to say that Chrie- her mother. Bangs up and cries, “ I want a piece” — ccience cured you? The rascal starts them a’. =Bure! A Dream of Bliss. I rin and letch them pieces, drink, Of appendictis? They stop awee the soun’, Dora— Wouldn’ t it be lovely if we No. Of Christian Science.— Then draw the blankets up an’ cry, had $35,000,000? lyn Life. “ Noo, weanie, cuddle doon.” * Clara— Of course. i the most per»i»tent and difli- Aeeept no substitute for I no substitute acts like it.________ FITS Dora — Perfectly heavenly! This -'»Corel» a good cough medicine, book on "F acts and Figures” says a cored coughs and colds for forty ton of diamonds can be bought for At druggists, 2.1 cents. that.— New York Weekly. Ready for Easter. Whnt He Married On. Cobbs— W illiam , if your "T om Higgineide married, you say, s>hntd bate »10 and some one five him »5 , wbat would be on »10 a week? That took nerve any how. What was he working at?” “ Nothing. It was the girl that was illUm—Nothing; but me would earning the »10.” »new hat.—Chicago News. OOD BLOOD PEAKS FO R ITSELF on know when rich, red blood is coursing through lor it shows in th e brightness of the eye, the U<1 clearness o f the com plexion, the smooth, fair ' •»d robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood ■mparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state o ! -Illness a#d vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and Physically and m entally sound it m ust be kept pure and untainted, with good blood possess strong, I v m ia wretched health; my blood nerves and are blest with good was in bad order, my gums being ■l® * tid digestion, and enjoy very much ulcerated. I began the uso «freshing sleep. I f we could of 8. 8. 8 ., and In a remarkably short mtintam the purity of the time was sound snd well. My appe we m ight en joy perpetual tite Increased wonderfully snd my ’ ™t it becomes infected and food agreed with me. I think it is a fins family medicine. ____ wand most of the ills that afflict MBS. M. B. DAVED0OM. !tY undermine the constitu B ookm art, O*. te caused by an impoverished ^condition of this vital fluid, the blood is diseased the skin F o r th ro* n * n I had T .ttse on m y 1« healthy appearance, and the hands. Fart of tho ttma tha diasaas °, ‘ ts freshness and beauty was In tha form o f running soroo, romes fed and rough and fu ll o f vary painful and oausins n>* much *nd splotches. Itching, scaly discomfort. Faur doctors aaid tha Tetter had progressed too fsr to bo °ns blackheads, boils and rashes cured, and they could do nothing tor ont upon the body when the me. I took only three bottles o f B.S.B. s too poor or too thin and acid, and was completely oured. This was * * supplying proper nourish- fifteen years ago, and I have never “ *e system. D ebility, poor sinoe seen eny slrn o f my old trouble. ' “ad digestion, restless sleep X B 8. L . B. JACKSON. .-"tn sn ess more often come from •87 St. Paul St.. Kansas City, Kas. • impure blood than any other . . snt buiM a P the blood, restore its lost properties and make it rich ®ntioug again is the on ly rational treatment, and the proper way to ““ O'»kin troubles. There is n o remedy like S. S. S. to accomplish this and it does it promptly and thoroughly. S . S . S . antidotes and removes from the blood all poisons and humors, and restores it to a normal, healthy condition, and in vigorates and tones up the general health. W h en rich, red blood is again flowing — through your veins all akin eruptions »ppetite improves, the com plexion clears and you get rid of ir^*«ble depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more the " V P*°d health. S. S . S. is nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis- no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable. ^ book. N o charge for medical advice or other informatio® THE SW IFT SPCCfFIC C O .. ATLANTA. 6 4 . But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab Cries out fra’ neath the claes, "Mithcr, raak’ Tam gie o’er at ones. He’s kittlin’ wi’ his taes.” The mischief’s in that Tam for tricks. He’d bother half the toon; But aye I hap them up an’ cry, "O, bairnies, cuddle doon.” At length they hear their faither’s fit, An’ as he atukes the door They turn their faces to the wa’, While Tam pretends to snore. “ Ha, a’ the weens been gude?” he asks, As he pits aff his shoon. “ The bairnies, John, are in their beds, An’ lang since cuddled doon.” An’ just afore we bed oursels We look at our wee lambs; Tam has his airm roun’ wee Rab’« neck, An’ Rab his airm roun* Tam’s. I lift wee Jamie up the bed. An’ as I straik each croon I whisper till my heart fills op, “ O, bairnies, cuddle doon.” The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht Wi* mirth that’s dear to me; But soon the big warl’s cark an’ car# Will quafen doon their glee; Yet. come what will to ilka ane. May he who sits aboon Aye whisper, though their pows be banld. ‘ O. bairnies, cuddle doon.” — Anonymous. THE DISCIPLIN E BROKE DOWN. An Experiment Thnt Was Not an Un q u a l i f i e d Success. Mahmoud Pasha was a progressive Turk of the new school. He was sent to St. Petersburg on a special mission, where, owing to his good manners and childlike Ingenuiousness. he soon be came popular In diplomatic circle#. He caught eagerly at new ideas, and was always discussing the possibility o f in troducing reform Into Turkey. One day the Turk waa at luncheon at the quarters of a Russian officer named Birnedoff. The conversation had turned on the splendid discipline to be found in every branch o f the Russian service. Birnedoff suddenly rang a bell. -I am going to show you how me thodical my orderly la.” said be to Mahmoud Pasha. A t r i m looking young officer entered the room, saluted, snd waited. Blrne- doff gave him a key and told him to * 0 to his office and get a certfiin bunch pause, “ lie has reached the w ar office*, he is going upstairs; he has eutered my room; he bus the papers and has started to come back; he has reached the street.” Auother long pause: “ He Is down at the door; he is mounting the stairs; he is here.” At this mo ment the door opened, and the orderly reappeared and placed the required parcel In his superior’s hands. The Turk returned home and at once began to institute reforms. A year or more passed, and the Russian officer Birnedoff was in his turn sent to Con stantinople, and became the guest of Mahmoud Pasha. “ Count Birnedoff,’’ said the pasha, at an opportune moment, “ I want to show you what I have accomplished in the way of discipline during the past year, thanks to your teaching. I want to prove to you that the Turk is as ca pable of methodical training as the Russian.** At the sound o f a bell a liveried ser vant appeared. The pasha spoke to him In Turkish. When the man had left the room the pasha took his watch in hand, and said: “ Now he is going downstairs; he Is In the street.” A long pause: “ He has reached the building where my o f flee is; he Is going upstairs; b*vla In my room; he has the papers; he Is coming back--------- ” At this moment the door opened suddenly and the heavy Kurd reap peared. “ Effendlm,” said he, with a low salaam, “ I can't find my shoes.” PE-RU-NA ,S& W L W OMEN S a y s D . M . C . U ee, o f S a n A constantly increasing number of pbysicians prescribe Peruna in their regular practice. It bas proven its merits so thorough ly that even the doctors have overcome their prejudice against so called patent medicines and recommend it to their patients. “ I Advise W om en o Use Peruna,” Says D '. Gee. Dr. M. C. Gee ie one of the pbysi cians who endorse Peruna. In a letter written from 613 Jones street, ban , Francisco, Cal., he says; "T here is a general objecion on the part of the practii ing physician to ad vocate patent medicines, but when any one medicine cures hundreds of people, it demonstrates its own value and does not need the endorsement of the profes sion. I "P eru n a has perform ed so many w onderful cures in San Francisco that I am convinced that It is a valuable rem edy. I have frequently advised its use for w om en as I find it insures regular and painless menstruation. cures leucorrhoea and ovarian troubles and builds up the entire system . 1 alto consider L one of the finest ca tarrh remedies I know of. I heartily endorse your m e d icin e."— M. C. Gee, M. D. Mrs. E. T. Gaddis, Marion, N. C ., is one ol Dr. Hartman’ s grateful patients. 8he consulted him by letter, followed his directions, and is now able to say N E W P R E S I D E N T O F L IB E R IA . the following; “ Before I commenced to take Peru S o m e t h i n g A b o u t t h e B la c k R e p u b lic na 1 could not do any hard work with ou th e W e s t C o a st o f A f r i c a . Liberia, the only republic in Africa, out suffering great pain. I took Peru recently elected a President who is to na, and can say with pleasure that it serve for a period of tw o years. The has done more for me than any other new executive, Ar medicine I have ever taken. Now 1 thur B a r c l a y , am as well as ever; 1 do all my own comes o f pure ne work and it never hurts me at all. I E ra n cisco . « t u s .e r » G A U l D J J think Peruna is a great medicine for womankind.” — Mrs. E. T. Gaddis. Women are especially liable t o , pel- vie catarrh, female weakness aa it is commonly called. Pernna occupies a unique position in medical science. It is the only inter nal systematic catarrh remedy known to the medical profession today. Ca tarrh, as every one will admit, Is the cause of one-haf the diseases which affiict mankind. Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one-half o( the people uf the United States. gro stock and was If you do not derive prom pt and satisfactory results from the use o f P e- born in Jamaica, in ruea, w rite at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statem ent of yo u r case and the West Indies. he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, While young his pareuts moved to ! Ohio. Liberia, and he The Most Delicate Scale. was educated in PORTLAND ACADEMY the schools o f the The most delicate scale is made by AN ENGLISH AND CLASSICAL black republic. He fixing one end o( a fine thread of glass. SCHOOL FOR BOYS AND GIRLS Fits both for Kaatern colleges. Primary and has been poertmast- The atom to be weighed is placed at the Gramniar grades Included. A hall for girls, with a r t h u b B a r c l a y . e r general and sec free end and the degree of the bending the appointments and HupervlMion of a careful home. Location In one of the moat beautiful retary of the treasury and ia a man of of the thread unde- it is noted. This regions of the Pacific coaat. t'll mate mild and healthful. For catalogue uddress liberal views, whose purpose it is to has to De done under a glass which PORTLAND ACADEMY, PORTLAND. OREGON. develop the trade o f the republic and magnifies 100 times. open up the country to the foreigner. He will be the 13th President since The Qreat Worry. 1847. when Liberia declared her in Weary Waggles— Are ye interested dependence. in these chainless bicycles, Tim? The republic o f Liberia, which is on Tired Tim — No; the »^hainless dog is the west coast o f Africa aud has au the only thing that worries me.— area of 35,000 square miles, with a W crld’ s Comic. population o f over 2,000.000, was founded in 1820 by the American Col Limited Opportunity. onization Society. This society was "D id you call at Koxley'a house?" formed in 1818 for the purpose of inquired the young doctor’ s wife. W r ite fo r transporting uegroes from the Unite»! “ Yes. and I wish be had sent for me I I llustrated States to Africa. Among the found sooner.” C irculars ers were Charles E. Mercer, o f Vir "G racious! Ia he seriously ill?” t t iiii x-m m s*— ginia; Rev. Dr. Finley, o f New Jersey, "Q u ite the revrese. I ’ m airaid he’ ll |rrw a rioNToonesY in and Bishop Meade, while Henry Clay be all right again before I get in a half P ortland , O ml . a | Telephone was Its president for many years. In dozen visits.” Mom 1820 the society sent out a company of 86 colonists to Liberia, the United Could Mention Two. States Government co-operating with "B y the way,” said the doctor, "th e it. Afterward 10,000 colonists were president is talking about the 'fighting sent to the country, which, in 1847, be virtues.’ What aie they?” came independent and elected Its first " W e ll,” responded the prolessor, President, Joseph Jenkins Roberts. "there are benevolence and caution, lor The constitution Is modeled upou instance. They are always fighting that o f the United States. Every black each o th e r."— Chicago Tribune. male citizen who possesses real estate ^ has the right of suffrage, but no white 1 irVEQ P****rlesH Skirt SupportPr «ml K hsîpii man can be admitted to citizenship. LAU ilo er in the befit. N - - o - B - u - - t t o n s . B u flk l# « . The inhabitants are made up o f vari H o o k * n r P I i i k . A ll y o u r nrlghborM w ill w ant it. S rw l ¡Jic for mun; pit- and price to agcotH. I<A ous tribes, for Libera has expanded, F O I J Æ T T K CO. Hoorn 17, C a m brid ge M ock , chiefly by the purchase o f adjoining P ortland. Or. territory, since Its establishment. R E IE R SQ N M A C H IN E R Y O O . (Suecew»or» to John Poole) Some of the natives are pagans, some Foot of M orrison S treet, Portland, Oregon Mohammedans, while among them va T h e Kll G asoline K nglne—A ch ild can run It. rlous missionary societies are actively Valves and all w ork in g part« covered up. 2 h. P . fisft: 4 h. p.. 1210; 6 h P . $*)n -put In s lit engaged. tie G asoline and then go to sleep ." W rite for illustrated ca ta log u e and for price The climate o f Liberia Is deadly to on a n y th in g you need In the in M h in ery line. the white man, who falls a victim to »vhat Is called African fever. Even r o O E A k ir r / r r negroes, born and reared In another Y O L / / ? A fQ A f£ S climate, suite»- on their first landing from the dangerous miasma. They F O & F/A//S/Í/NO soon become acclimated, however; but C/A4/Æ S. r / iB L S S the white man—Dever. Or the other B L oo& s e r e “ A taps w a n « atcklaau favi luna al hand the natives are robust, healthy laasi rsma on tha soana after mr taking twa CASL AKETS. This I am surs ltaa sure lia, caused inj tU S T K O ? and long-lived. bad bcajtb for tha J past tbrsa thrsa ysari vaar> l 1 am» am Mill taking Cucarats, tha only saUiartlc worthy of *otica by •«usibl# p#opla." A T o u g h Proposition. G l/ P A B t-E ' O lo W. B owi e «. Baird, M m “ You say.” she murmured as s O B/BS H ARD, watched the moonlight ou the si w / u A/OT SC/fATCH CANOV "that I am an angel.” ■ C A T H A R T IC ^ ¿ 4 ÔM AOeSA COLONS "Yea.” / M S / sr o /S/ m w a / g She waa silent for a long time. K O P A L / N £ - 1 “ Why ao pensive?” be inquired e/?o M o p a l e /? rsaof aoûts i alcklshly. “ I waa wondering whether, some day when tbe thermometer was up In the vicinity o f a hundred, and tbe P lU it n t Paiarabi« _______ •tant T itt« Good Do P. N. U. N# J0-190J. ~ M NV S e t t » Ice man forgot us and the cream la Oood. N«v«r HIcfcon. W «ak*n. €>r Gri . . . C U R S C O N S T IP A T IO N . ... sour, and you bare a headache be » U f . ( b t U f f ., » u t real, l e w T i f t , t i t H E N w r i t i n g t o md v e r t i « e r « p i o cause you have been working bard— m e n t io n t h i s p a p o r . I was wondering whether you would call me an angel then. Don’ t answer right aw ay.” she added In that cold business-like tone that women are learning to assume. "Take your time and tblnk It over.” Alcohol, Opium, Tobacco Using *» TAPE WORMS W M I 0 -T 0 -IAC W T hought U s D ead ? W e ’ re Very Much Alive. F r a n c e B e h i n d In t h e K a o e . Fifty years ago France was the most populous eountry In Europe, next to Russia. Now sbe Is placed last but one on the list o f the great powers, with Italy, which Is still behind, rap idly gaining upon her. In tbe past half century, while France has hardly moved. Germany has added 21.fl»*l.i*si to her population, Great Britain 14,- 000.000, Austria Hungary about as many. The excess o f births over deaths annually la well over three- quarters o f a million In Germany, over half a million In Austria, and 422,000 in Great Britain. In France It Is only 31.000. The new Uvea added to tbe nation barely make up for those that p a s s away. o f paper*. _ . The man sainted and left the room. Birnedoff took out hie watch. Keep Tbe man who say* be will give bis In* hla eye* fixed on the dial, he aaid last dollar to a friend, seldom bas a • He I* going do - n the stair»; he is In the street" And then, after a Ion. I cent. S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still D o ing Its Oreat W ork . S. B. Cough Syrup. E verybod y Takes It. E verybod y Likes It. A L L D M U U U I 8 T H YOUR CHANCE IIN LIFE Perhaps this is the l>e#t rhanre that has been offered to yon. Yon ran’t afford to overlook it. Perhaps you will Sucre««! l#»#t in a bunine«*«» career. We fityou practically for business, and assist in petting you a position when com petent: all our graduates are employe«!. That’ s the whole story. Results are never in doubt with our gradu ates. Y«m ha<! better sit right down now an«I write for catalogue which explains fully. BEHNKE-W ALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE, B elievin g that the Sm ith J'retrier I» th e mont p op u lar typ ew riter on the t o a » !, w t; h ave poreh a «ed *- • n.a<-hiriet Í<>r o u r new *<’ h<joL O re g o n .