Lane County leader., July 10, 1903, Image 7

Dyspepsia
i think y o u cat* c u r * y o u r d y s p e p s ia
w av th a n b y s t r e n g th e n !.I*
vo u r sto m a ch .
ioreak and incapable or perform-
Ainctiona, probably because
.„pose.i upon it in one wuy or an-
u r and o v e r again.
,houM take
od’s Sarsaparilla
unit hens and tones the stomach,
rinanently cures dyspepsia and alt
h troubles. Accept no substitutes.
Two of a Kind.
Russian Joker who caused a
n the zoological gardens at St.
jurg by shouting that the tlg-
j
escaped
should exchange
with the American humorist
ills "F ire!" in places o f amuse-
They should then report to the
iler together._________
ME SMITH-PREMIER WAY.
it
Dlckcrman Arc as Interesting
as a Popular Novel.
nod illustration of the way the
rest is being w aked up is afforded
doings ol Durphy & Dickerman,
jergetic firm who control the
Premier typewriter on the Pa-
tost. Tuesday, June » , W. H.
,yt senior member, and F. B.
I, Portland manager, arrived in
id; Wednesday they leased the
247 Htark street, and let con-
lor fitting up the most corn­
ed sttrsetive typewriter estab-
nt in the city; Thursday they
¡5 Smith-Premier typewriters to
ihnka-Walker Business college—
rjest typewriter order ever placed
irtland. Mr. Durphy, hale and
i, crackling with energy, and
pr Porter, courteous and compet-
isster of bis tuiBiness, are calling
Buie dozens of the people a day,
> acquainted and advertising
iplemlid machine and the fact
they are sole selling agents for
ast.
This concern is famous
xessful on sccount of its great
lj ami punctilious integrity in
g the best typewriter made,
scorning of fresh blood of this
into local commercial circles is
llhe hopeful signB of the hour,
ample of up-to-date methods in
ing busy” Durphy & Dickerman’s
hine order within 24 hours after
tug in town (better than one ma­
ts hour) takes the palm.
Natural Deduction.
TRUM PET C ALL8.
ingChio w n 11i1
hktnT That "*dy ,n ” 4 I *
grnss wMow
U
a R a « ’ e H o r n Sou nd « a W a r n i n g Nota
to the Unredeemed.
Ca“ r - W h y
do
you
HE o f f e n s e of
the Cross is the
n e a r 'lf
h ° Illkl.n~
* Tery
he k°es
bear
a horse
It tries
to tlm<‘
bite ® her.
best defense of
the Christ
t
Worst Ever.
To laugh at a
ib »Iieh r, nb° Ut the terr|ble affTictlon
vile Jest is to in­
Bl‘ ° ur„ ^iend Blank last
dorse the devil's
a downtown car“ 1160“ ' “ he boardtd
currency.
"N o," said Meeker. "What was it?"
A false profes­
My wife eloped with him,” replied
sion will wear no
?b|Pc«Ck' News.
V th “ 8llrf,Pre88e<i chuckle.—
better than a wise
Chicago
look on a fool.
You
cannot
Effect of Absence.
cover the sores of
lv ’'hlnlly' no* ! —Regy— Do you weal
ly believe that absence makes the s!n with the paint of pious pretense.
heart grow fonder? Miss Brady—Oh.
Admiration is not emulation.
yes, Indeed! I think twice as much of
Holy work is heaven’s wage.
you when you are somewhere else.—
Colorado Comic.
Life always depends on death.
Weeds always grow faster than
Ihe Cost of It.
fruits.
^ an What makes rents so
high here.
I f one day a week of worship is a
\ illager This Is an incorporated nuisance now what will heaven be?
town.
The modern prophet needs to he sure
^ T h in g s don’t look very metropoli-
of his wires before he speaks his word.
It is easy to find a reason for the
“ N o, but the taxes are."—New York
Weekly.
saloon if you are getting a rent from
it.
P | T e Perm anently Cured. N o fltsor nervousness
I I
arier ti r>t day's use o f Dr. K line's u real N . r v .
ver.
Successful Experiment.
"Mabel married that awfully dis­
sipated young Flutterly to reform
him.”
“ And Is she satisfied with her
choice?”
" I should say she is. His uncle died
last week and left him half a million."
Triple Dose.
She (at the reception)—Excuse me.
but are you an artist, a musician or
a poet?
He— I happen to be all three, mad­
am.
“ Poor fellow!
You have sym­
pathy.”
“ Your sympathy?
“ Yes. Your poverty must be some­
thing terrific.” — Chicago Daily News.
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Otherwise a Work of Art.
The Actor— Do you really think that
picture looks like me?
The Soubrette— Yes; but I have no
ether fault to find with it.— Stray
Stories.
C A S T O R IA
F o r I n f a n t s a n d C h ild r e n .
Looking for a Chance.
iGobang— This paper says that
uas man has sold his w ife for
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
ing— I wonder If It will ever be
ck to run across a fellow who is
i| money away?— N eW York
Passing Belief.
Miss Gldday— What did he say when
Not So Surprising.
you told him 1 was married?
Miss Speltz—Well, he seemed sur­
yo' lalk
huckleberry
pie.
prised.
Miss Speitz— No, but he asked ‘how
-Deed I could eat huckle-
It happened. — Philadelphia Press.
till I'm black in de face.
The L im it.
And you go right on eat-
y bread and half-cooked
For heaven's sake, why don't
:harge your cook and get an-
well, you see. old fellow, so
d can find out the courts won't
ijou a divorce for bad cooking.
Evening Transcript.
A spasmodic religion is always like­
p ur.K.
r« H
i Lid,,Ml
’J TSf Arch
• * >d»l
treatE.
u r . ¡Zull
Kline, U
St., bottl.and
Philadelphia,
Pa. ly to have fully as much chill as fe­
Our Air Consumption.
It is computed that when at rest
we consume 500 cubic inches of air a
inmute. If we walk at the rate of
oue mile an hour we use 800; two
miles, 1,000; three miles, 1,600; four
ra'lea, 2.300. If we start out and run
six miles an hour we consume 3.000
cubic Inches of air during every
minute of the time.
ISÂGREEABLF.
EFLECTIONJ
: mirror never flatters; it tells the
0 matter how much it m ay hurt the
how hu m iliating and disagreeable
ections. A red, rough skin is fatal —
and blackheads, blotches and pimples
ious to the com plexion, and no wonder such
te efforts are made to hide these blemishes, and
rer the defects, and som e never stop to consider
ger in skin foods, face lotions, soaps, salves
rders, but ap p ly them vigo ro u sly and often with
ard to consequences, and m any com plexion*
Bed by the chem icals and poisons contained in these cosmetics,
n diseases are due to internal causes, to humors and poisons in the
ind to attempt a cure b y exter-
Oartersvill., Cra., K. R. No. 2.
I euffored for a number of years
itment is an endless, hopeless
with a .ever« Nettle-rash.
Some simple wash or ointment
About twelve year* w o I started
using 8. S 8., and niter taking tore,
1 beneficial when the skin is
bottles I felt myaelf cured and hava
sflatned or itches, but you can’t
since taken a bottle occasionally,
end had little or no trouble along
upon local remedies for p e m ii-
that line. My general health has
lief, for the blood is continually
b e e n better eince. I recommend
8. S. S. SB a good blood medicine and
ig off impurities which irritate
all round to m c .J o u r .
og the glands and pores o l
i, and as lon g as the blood re-
unhealthy, just so lo n g w ill the
Soma
s o m « t two
w o T » » « ago I euNared
2
vT « h a
ns last T o effectually and per-
reat
cauaod o^»ccountj>f
^oad
re
at deal.
aoai, cauiou
wu -x.
lood.
Small
ra«h
or
pimples
broke
ly cure skin troubles the blood
out oVer my body
ancf
ju u y u
u u » kept
v y getting
-
« p u r i f i e d and the system
worse day by day for over a year.
Seeing S.'S. 8. advertised im the pa­
[hly cleansed and b u ilt up, and
pers and having
“ Sg?
, the well known blood purifier
cured several people in this ***?»
concluded to s t r a it a faU trtaL
ic, is acknowledged superior to
After usine the medicine for so me
t remedies for this purpose. I t
time, taking: in all s i* bottles, I wa#
mly guaranteed s trictly vegeta-
•ntirely « » « ' ¡ b w A B D c . L ONO.
od remedy. I t never deranges
1080 C le y S tre e t. P e d u ea h , I f
item or impairs the digestion
. • / •
t*sh and Arsenic and drugs o f this character, but aids ,n
imilation o f food and im proves the appetite. Being a t>l
P
and tonic combined, the humors and poi­
sons are counteracted and the blood made
rich and pure, and at the same tim e the
general health and system «r a p id ly built
up and good health is established, and
this, after all. is the secret of . smooU,
1
1"
soft skin and beautiful comp'eTmtv ,
i have any skin trouble send for our free book, " i be ' *
Mo charge for medical advice. W rite us about jo u r c
.
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THE S W IF T SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. CA.
Thought
Us
D ead ?
W e’re Very Much Alive.
S. B. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do­
ing Its Great W ork. S. B. Cough Syrup.
E verybody Takes It. Everybody Ukes It.
When you have killed your enemy
with kindness you have created a
friend.
Few things are more dangerous than
a train of thought that carries no
freight.
W e shall never save our cities until
we learn to love our neighbors more
and fear them less.
When a sincere seeker reaches the
station of doubt it is always safe to
tell him to drive right on.
It often happens that the man who
spends all his energy in groans in
prayer has none left for growth In
practice.
A man who Is altogether taken up
with his riches now should remember
that they will not he taken up with
him then.
FRUI T AS A DIGESTIVE AID.
P in e a p p le s A r e E s p e c i a lly G o o d fo r
P e o p le A fflic te d w i t h D y s p e p s ia .
The partaking of a slice of pineapple
after a meal is quite In accordance
with physiological indications, since,
though It may not be generally known,
fresh pineapple juice contains a re­
markably active digestive principle
similar to pepsin. This principle has
been termed "bronielin," uud so pow­
erful Is its action upon protelils that
it will digest as much as 1.000 times
Its weight within a few hours. Its di­
gestive activity varies in accordant-«
with the kind of proteid to which it is
subjected. Fibrin disappears entirely
after a time.
With the coagulated albumin of eggs
the digestive process is slow, while
the albumin of meat its action seems
first to produce a pulpy gelatinous
mass which, however, completely dis­
solves after a short time. When a
slice of fresh pineapple Is placed upon
a raw beefsteak the surface of the
steak becomes gradually gelatinous
owing to the digestive action of the
enzyme of the juice. Of course, It is
well known that digestive agents exist
also In other fruits, but it is considered
that an average-sized pineapple will
yield nearly two pints of juice it will
be seen that the digestive action of
the whole fruit must be enormous.
The activity of this peculiar digest­
ive agent is destroyed in the cooked
pineapple, but unless the pineapple is
preserved by heat there is no reason
why the tinned fruit should not retaiu
the digestive power.
The active digestive principle may
be obtained from the juice by dissolv­
ing a large quantity of common salt
in it, when a precipitate ¡8 obtained
possessing the remarkable digestive
powers just described. Unlike pepsin,
the digestive principle of the pineap­
ple will operate in an acid, neutral,
or even alkaline medium, according to
the kind of proteid to which it is pre­
sented. It may. therefore, be assum­
ed that the pineapple enzyme would
not only aid the work of digestion in
the stomach, but would continue that
action in the intestinal tract. Pine­
apple. it may be added, contains much
indigestible matter of the nature of
woody fiber, but it is quite possible
that the decidedly digestive properties
of the Juice compensate for this fa ct
D on q n i m t r ’ a T r o u b le s C o n ic B a c k .
The old-fashioned windmill stood
Germany, as well as other European
countries. In good stead for a long
succession of centuries, and though
abandoned for a short time in favor
of other applications of power is com­
ing back again to furnish • force tn
drive dynamo*. For this there is de-
mand enough to keep all the winds
of the fatherland busy for m an y« year
and generation to come, thus rescuing
the ancient and picturesque windmill
from the obliteration and forgetfulm as
which have of late seemed to await
it.— New York Tribune.
W h a t th e C a k e W a lk
R e a l l y 1«.
By the time of the I-ouisiana Pur­
chase. the negrra-. especially thos oi
the Interior, had lost all recollection of
\frica and with the failure of the
mother* to teach their children even a
few words of their own speech that tie
disappeared Being an imitative race,
they soon learned to adopt the song*,
dance*, and customs of their master*
applicable to their conditions. F it
example, the "cake walk" is lint a
grotesque variation of the stately min
net of long a g o - — Leslie's Monthly.
C o st o f G e r m m
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Germany a navy co.lt »I2.taw.000 an
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Q U EER GRAVES.
T h e C r o m le c h W a s in V e r y G e n e r a l U s#
in t h e E a r l y A g e s o f th e K a c e .
do
Many women and doctors
not recognize the real symptoms
o f derangement o f the fem ale
organs until too late.
” I had terrible pains along my
spinal cord for two years and suffered
dreadfully. I was given different
medicines, wore plasters; nonr of
these things helped me. Reading of
the cures that L y d ia E . P in k ham ’s
V e g e ta b le C om pound has brought
about, I somehow felt that it was
what I needed and bought a bottle to
take. How glad I am that I did bo ;
two bottles brought me immense re­
lief, and after using thsee bottles more
I felt new life and blood surging
through my veins. It seemed as
thaugh there had been a regular house
oleaning through my system, that all
the sickness and poison had been taken
out and new life given me instead. I
have advised dozens of my friends to use
L y d ia E . P in k hum's V e g e ta b le
Com pound. Good health is indis-
»sable to complete happiness, and
ydla E . P in k h a m ’s V egetab le
C om pound has secured this to me.”
— H us.
L aura
L . B r e m e r , Crown
Point, Indii.na, Secretary Ladies Relief
Corps. — 95000 fo r ftit I f or!final o f above letter
Ever since the advent o f man upon
the earth, the question of disposal of
bis remains after deutb has been one |
of vital importance. It is to man's •
ever-present desire for a safe and suit- i
able repository for his dead that |
archaeologists owe much of th Ir
knowledge of prehistoric times; for the
weapons, cooking utensils mid other
articles exhumed from these burial
places of the ancients unfold many
facts regarding their methods of liv­
ing.
O f the various places used by the
ancients in which to deposit their dead
the rude stone chamber known as a
cromlech was probably the most often
adopted for any burial other than the
very common ones. Cromlechs are
found In Great Britain, the Channel
Isles, France, Spain, Germany, Den­
mark and other European countries;
In Hindustan and other points in Asia;
and in America. The most interesting
are those found In barrows, or earthen
mounds, for these almost invariably
Y ou rH air
“ Two years ago my hair w is
falling out badly. I purchased a
bottle of Ayer’ s Hair Vigor, and
soon my hair stopped coming out.”
Miss Minnie Hoover, Paris, 111.
Perhaps your mother
had thin hair, but that is
no reason why you must
go through life with half-
starved hair. If you want
long, thick hair, feed it
with Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
SI.W i bottle. All (’rnfflats.
I f your druggist cannot sunply you,
send us one dollar and we w ill express
you a bottle. Ho sure and g iv e the name
ox your nearest express office. Add reus,
J. C. A Y K R CO., Low ell. Mass.
Works him Regularly.
Dinguss— Where do you invest your
money?
Sbadbolt— Well, I generally have $5
or $10 invested somewhere about you.
Putting Him Wise.
“ Say,” queried the man who was
looking for free information, “ can you
put me next to a sound investment?”
“ Sure,” replied the successful spe­
culator. “ Buy tickets for a symphony
concert.” — Cincinnati Enquirer.
r
For forty year's Fiso's Cure for Con­
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 26 cents.
proving genuineness cannot be produced.
CROMLECH,ON ISLAND OF GUERNSEY.
E v e ry sick w om an w h o does not
un d erstan d tier ailm en t sh o uld
w rite M rs.
P in k b a m ,
L yn n .
M ass. H e r advice U fr e e an d
ftlways helpful.
Her View of It.
Seedsman— You know, ma’am, you
don’t have to plant your potatoes
whole; you can cut them up in small
pieces.
Mrs. Newmarket— Yes, I know;
that might do very well if we always
wanted to raise potatoes for Lyon-
naise or for mashing; but we should
probably desire to have potatoes
served w'hole, now and then.— Boston
Transcript.
• lOO l t K W A R D 9100.
Th e resders o f this paper w ill be pleased to
learn that there is at least oue dreaded disease
that science has been able to cur? m a ll Ua
stages, and that iaealarrh. H a ll's Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the m edical
fraternity. Catarrh being a conatitutional dig-
sase, requires a constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure 1» taken in tern ally, acting
directly upon t b » blond and mucous snrfar es
of the system, thereby destroying the founda­
tion o f the di'caKe, and g iv in g the patient
itrength by b u ildin g up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its w ork. Th e pro­
prietor* have ao much fa ith In its curative
nowera, that they offer One H undred Dollars
tor any case that it fails to cure. Send fo r list
of tebtimoniala. Address
F. J. C H K N E Y <b CO., Toledo, O.
Fold by dniggista. 76c.
H a ll’» F a m ily Pills are the b«st-
Made a Difference.
Miss Mainchance— I suppose you’ve
heard of my engagement to Mr.
Jenks?
Her Friend— Yes, and I confess I
was surprised. You told me once that
you wouldn’t marry him for ten thou­
sand pounds.
Miss Mainchance— I know, dear,
but discovered later that he had fifty
thousand.—Cassell’s Journal.
Evening Things Up.
Boggs—They say that, after a time,
the engineer of a limited flyer loses
his nerve.
Joggs—The engineer does, but not
the Pullman porter.
In After Year*.
S-. s. Whoopem—There was a time
wbfcii I was actually proud of the
powerful voice you put into your col­
lege yell: but now I wish it had been
only a whisper.
Whoopem—Why do you say that,
my dear?
Mrs. Whoopem— Because the baby
ha* Inherited the aforesaid yell; that’s
why.”
contain human skeletons as well as
burial urns and other articles.
The picture shown is an accurate one
of a cromlech which was »discovered in
a barrow near Paradis, on the island of
Guernsey. On digging into the mound
the large flat top, or cap-stone, of the
tomb was discovered, and when this
was removed the upper part of two
human skulls were exposed to view.
The chamber was filled up with earth,
and as this was gradually removed,
exposing the bone« of the entire fig­
ures, the latter were found to be in a
good state of preservation. The teeth
and jaws denoted that they were the
skeletons of adults, but not of old men.
A singular feature in connection, and
oue unexplained, is the fact that the
bodies hud been so placed at burial
that one faced the north and the other
the south. Possibly they were prison­
ers or slaves, who w’ere slain— perhaps
burled alive— at the funeral of some
tribal chieftain or great person whose
body was placed in the larger chamber
uear by. This view of the case is
strengthened by the fact that no weap­
ons, vases or other articles were buried
with theee remains, a sure indication
of their inferiority.
I
Hard to Meet Them, Though.
Miss Romantique (ecstatically)— I
guess in Bohemia every one is Tom,
Dick and Harry.
Painter Lott (a poor artlst)-*-Oh.
yes, and there are a good many bills
there too.— Indianapolis Journal.
R U L ..S O M M A C H M E R Y O O .
(.Successor* to .John Poole)
Foot of Morrison S treet, Portland, Oregon
The Kli (ia solin e Kngine -A ch ild can run It.
Valves ami all w orkin g [»art* covered up. 2 h.
p., 9185; i h. p . $.’1U; 6 h. p., $«*). “ Put in « lit ­
tle Ga*oline and then go to sleep.”
W rite for illustrated catalogue and for price
on a nythin g you need in the m achinery line.
S tr a w b e rr y C ra te »
F o l d in g ; M at lo c k s
We have a com plete lin e o f fru it
package* in Htock at Portland.
Quick d elivery on «m all orders.
W rite for qu otation* on carload
lot*.
Bee Hives and Sections.
Foundation & Hive Furniture
MANN,THE SEEDMAN
188 Front St..
PO R TLAN D , OREGON.
GREATER THAN ORATORY.
In his delightful reminiscences, some
chapters of which have been publish«d
In the Atlantic Monthly, J. T. Trow­
bridge gives an account of Emerson as
an orator. The account is especially
interesting Just now, for the twenty
fifth of May was the centenary of
Emerson’s birth.
Emerson was no orator. He had not
the brilliancy and finish of Everett. He
was not witty and familiar like Beech­
er, he did not speak with inspired pasr
sion like Kossuth, ami he lacktd the
splendid variety of Wendell Phillips.
But he had a fine baritone voice, broad
« l x y # « r » I w a « a v ic tim o f d y «-
and cultivated, just right for his grave p c ** p F « o l « r in
its worNt form
I could cat nothing
and epigrammatic wisdom.
but milk toitat. and at tim e* ray stonmrh would
retain and digest even that. L a st March I
Prof. Lewis Moore, the teacher of not
began taking CA SC A M KTS and since then I
elocution, said to Mr. Trowbridge, a* have steadily improved, until J am a* w ell aa I
they walked away togither from one ever was in m D y a v life.''
id H M c k p h t . Newark. O.
of Emerson's lectures:
“ Those tones cannot be taught; they
candy
are possible only to him who can fill
jW
C A T H A R T IC
^
them with the same energy of spirit;
it is the soul that creates the voice.”
That was It. The spirit made the
gr»-at speaker, even though he lacked
the histrionic skill o f tlie orator. In
the expression of ethical thought, in
downright moral vehemence, Mr.Trow
Pleasant Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
bridge says that Emerson was un Good. N ever Sicken. W eaken, or Gripe. 10c. 26c. SOo.
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CURE C O N S TIPA TIO N .
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equaled.
•lertlat
C «O p M t . C k l« a # , Mi r i l i. » • « Twft. I l l
Mr. Trowbridge recalls a night when
A P 8o,d and anarnritced by all drug-
Emerson thrilled an Immense audi­ M T • I A U - fc
I I A U aiata to c V 'lt ie lobacco Habit.
ence In Tremont Temple in Bostcu. It
■A
was In the days o f the Kansas Fre** > .ym /i/./m ti
&
.State War. Rufus Choate, with bis
brilliant and cynical analysis, bad
brushed away the principles of the
I>eclaration o f Independence, which
he speaks of contemptuously aa “ glit­
tering generalities.”
Emerson quoted the phran»*. Then,
after a moment's pause, he hurled to
the remotest benches the»«* words, like
ringing Javelins:
“ They do glitter! They have a right
to glitter!”
The concentratfid power of that no
orator could have surpassed.
DYSPEPSIA
HSUdCOAgto
The Champion Draw Cut Mower :
N o l i i c n M f o r l h « M an.
I She (who arrived an hour late at a
I rendezvoua»—Exr-uae me for coining en
i late. Yon muet bare had a long wait?
I He—Oh, no! I have just come my i
j »elf.
| 8be—What, you would hare had the !
' Impudence to make me wait If I had
been punctual?—Fliegende Klaetter.
Th e Mower w ith the " D R A W CU T "
‘ ‘<1 rew in s ihe e iittin s her from e point
.h eed , ( » 11 . In * the w h eel, to prem hard
er on the ground, and s ir in g Increnned
power for hard cutting.
It is no ”pu*h cu t,“ pushing” the bar
from beeind. when the more cu tting,
the more tendency for the wheels to lift
from the ground.
See the point^ The “ Draw « a t ” rh a m
pion keeps the w heel* on the ground
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