Lane County leader., April 17, 1903, Image 7

« k in g It Ea*y.
S ir ," wrote the editor to
t young author, “ in order
metterà somewhat we are
bunch ol our 'declined
notices. I f you w ill put
in an envelope with your
and mail it to yourself it
it easier for all of us, and
saving something in psat-
ial troubles try Piao’s Cure
>t ion. It is a good cough
l druggists, price 25 cents.
Squeaky.
tbree-year-old miss while
was trying to get her to
interested in a peculiar
eked what it was.
et, dear,”
replied
her
remarked the little lady,
to gel hieeelf oiled.” —
le’ s Paper.
I ltln a Mrs. fln uslow ’s Sooth.
best rem edy to use tor their
ug the teething period.
Recuperating.
_
Half - Sick
I first used Ayer’ s Sarsaparilla
in the fall of 1848. Since then I
have taken it every spring as a
b l o o d - p u r i f y i n g and nerve­
strengthening medicine.’ ’
S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kans.
“
I f you reel run down,
are easily tired, if your
nerves are weak, and your
blood is thin, then begin
jo take the good old stand­
ard f a m i l y m e d ic in e ,
A y e r’s Sarsaparilla.
It’ s a regu lar n e rv e
lifter, a p e r fe c t b lo o d
builder. II.M a M tl«. All <r.ltHta
▲ak your doctor whmt ho tlilnka of Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. He knows all about this «rand
old family medicine Follow his advice and
we will be satisfied.
J. C. ATM» O o .. Lowell. M am .
ittle four-year-old Cora was
stand on her head. Her
Answered.
her what she was doiDg.
J:
“ My boy John writes me that he is
log on my head to rest my stoppin’ at the best hotels,” remarked
Mra. Corn.
¡tie Chronicle.
“ Is he a commercial traveler”
“ No; he's drivin’ a parcels delivery
van.” — Cassell’ s Journal.
OLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
a r t e r 's
L i v e r P ills .
Good Catsup.
I f yon have never been perfectly sat­
isfied with the catsup you hare been
getting, we want you to try a bottle of
Monopole. Even if you are satisfied
we want you to try It anyway, for we
are sure you will become a permanent
user of it.
No other brand in the
market has the flue taste, the delicate
flavor and gives to any dish that appe­
tizing zest as does Monopole.
Get
Monopole catsup from your dealer.
Wadhama A Kerr Bros., Monopole
Grocers and Dry Coffee Boasters, Port­
land, Ore.
B ertie’ s Oldest ‘ •W e lzs B eer’ ’ Saloon.
B e a r S ig n a t u r e o f
Berlin’ s oldest “ weiss bier” saloon
is being torn down.
It was in the
Charlottenstrasse and had been open
121 years.
n o w n m is r
ac- Simile Wrapper Show.
RS
FOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
FOR
TOR
FOR
HEADACHE»
DIZZINESS.
BILIO U SRES&
TORPID LIVER.
CONSTIPATION.
SALLOW SKIH.
THE COMPLEXION
C M J U M U S T N A V S J U 0 N A r u a c ,
■.▼3getaMh/ S ^ , z 5 ^ C
SICK H E A D A C H E .
\
We offer One Hundred b o iler. Reward for any
•am of Cattarrh that oan notbeccred by H a iti
Catarrb Care.
P. J. CHENEY & Co.. Props., Toledo, O.
We the undiT.lsrned. have known F. J. Cheney
for to*- i.a.t 15 veara. and believe him perfectly
honorable In all bnalneas transaction, and fin­
ancially able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
W sst A Tuva*.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
W alding K in n a n * M a k v in ,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall aCatarrh Cure is taken Internally,acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaee.ot
Ulo system. Price 75c per bottle. Bold by all
Irugeista. Testimonials free.
H all’s Family P ill, are the best.
Knew H er Business.
Inventor Loses His Mind.
S E N A T O R H O P K IN 8 ’ "R E D H E A D .’
H o w I t D a v e H im H ie F ir s t S t a r t In
C o n g r e s s io n a l t - e s ie la t io n .
When ex-Congressman Albert J.
Hopkius of Illinois took his oath in
Washington as United States Senator
as the successor of
W illiam E. Mason,
he saw r e a l i z e d
the ambition of
many years.
In
P i
his early years, j
when ouly a lad of ;
7 or 8, he visited a I
court room with
his father, who had
beeu summoned as
a Juror, and he-
then and there de­
termined t o ' be a
a . /. HoPK.Ns.
,a w y e r
Later, In
(
his youug manhood, he conceived the
ambition o f becoming a United States
Senator. The first ambition was long
ago realized and for many years Mr.
Hopkius has beeu a leader at the bar
of Kane Couuty. And now the second
ambition has been realized.
Senator Hopkius has been a member
of Congress since 1886 aud has served
ou many of its important committees.
He helped frame the Dlngley tariff
bill and has taken au active part lu
financial and revenue measures.
It was hla ’Ted head" that first gave
him his start as a congressional law­
maker. When he first entered Con­
gress he met the fate of all "young­
sters” in not being able te catch the
Speaker's eye, and thus the stack of
bills for which he wished to galu con­
sideration by the House remained un-
shifted upon the calendar. For every
move in forwarding any one o f ’ hem
the recogBltiou of the chair was neces­
sary. but all efforts to interest the
Bpeaker were as useless as it would
be to get a nod of recognition or as­
sent from a snow man made by school
boys.
In his plight be was almost in de­
spair, as his cbauce for a renomina-
tiou te Congress was then lu tlie bal­
ance. It was at this time that the
brilliant "Sunset” Cox became t^fnpo-
rar.v Speaker and Mr. Hopkins rCjblved
to "cultivate" him. Cox was an inim­
itable story teller and raconteur; Hop­
kins was a good listener. When Speak­
er Cox was telling one of his stories
Hopkins would take a prominent place
In front of the Speaker's desk. No­
body laughed mare heartily at the
"Sunset” stories and Jests. His “ red
head” had ’’caught” the unofficial eye
of the Speaker and at last he had
| hopes o f catching the ‘‘oflioial" eye.
One day when Mr. Cox was In a
particularly Jovial mood the young
member from Kane County introduced
his bill for the cession of the Fox riv­
er glands to the town of Aurora and
moved for Its passage “ by unanimous
consent, under suspension of the
rules,"
“ Why, bless your fine red head,”
exclaimed Acting Speaker Cox. “ I
would not refuse to recognize you from
any quarter of the House. Every time
cold wave fla£ is up, frec*ingr weather is on the way. W inter
mest. and w ith it all the miserable symptoms of Catarrh
ding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges
e and throat, a hacking cough and pain in the chest, bad
nouth, fetid breath, nausea and all that makes Catarrh the
ng and disgusting o f all complaints. It causes a feeling o f per-
ent and m ortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while
ny of others,
K a n e heater, V s ., K a r c h 6, 1001.
f all efforts to prevent it,
G e n t le m e n :- I had . l i t h e sy m p tom s
retions and mucous mat-
th a t a eo e m p a n y th is d isea se, such es
r way into the Stomach
m uons d r e p p ln r In th e th r o a t, a con­
s ta n t d e s ir e to h a w k and sp it, fe e lln ff
ributed by the blood to
o f d ry n a s s In tk e th ro a t, co u ch en d
,nd corner o f the system;
a p lt t ln r u p on r is ln e In th e m o rn in g ,
l and Kidneys, in fact
scabs T o rm in a in th e noee, w h ie h re ­
and part of the body, he­
q u ire d muoh e ffo r t to b lo w ou t, som e­
ed with the catarrhal
tim e s e a u t in t t h e nose to blood en d
9 disease is rarely, if ever,
le s v ln x m e w it h a s ic k headache. X
liest stages, a purely local
b e d thua s u ffe r e d fo r five yea rs.
nple inflammation of the
I com m enced to ta k e 8. S. 8 . en d
a fte r I had ta k e n th re e le r a e b o ttle s ,
at. and this is whysprays.
I
n otloed a c h a n s . fo r the b e tte r.
iers and the various in-
T h u s e n e o u ra c e d , I eo n tln u s d to ta k e
ires fail to cure. Heredity
I t en d ta a s h o r t vrhlla w a s e n t ir e ly
back o f it— parents have
cu red.
JTTD 90H A . B 2 L L A K .
their children,
M a in a n d V in e 8 ts., R ic h m on d , V e .
itm ent o f Catarrh, anti-
othing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing tha
oat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. T o cure Catarrh
. the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load
tions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has
no equal as a blood purifier. It restores
the blood to a natural, healthy state and
the catarrhal poison and effete matter
are carried out of the system through the
proper channels. 3. S. S. restores to tha
blood all its good qualities, and when
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___
rich, pure blood reaches the inflamed
is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected
t body, they soon heal, the raucous discharges cease and tha
ved of the most offensive and hum iliating of all complaints,
i vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could injure tha
onititution. It cure» Catarrh in its moat aggravated forma,
rently incurable and hopeless. W rite u s if vou have Catarrh,
iana w ill advise you without charge.
n u sw ift speom o o o .. atlamja . oa .
S c h o o lb o y A n s w e r s .
Here are some gems of schoclb >y an­
swers to examination problems col­
lated by Unlv< ralty Correspondence In
London:
“ John Woaley was a great sea cap­
tain. He b at the Dutch at Waterloo
and by degrees rose to be the Duke of
Wellington. He was burled near Nel­
son, In the Poet's Co.nee in Westm.na-
ter Abbey.”
Askel ta name six animals peculiar
to the Arctic region, a boy replied:
“ Three bears and three seals."
“ The Sublime Por.e Is a very fine
old wine.”
“ The possessive case Is the case when
■nmebody has got yours and won't give
tt to you.”
“ The plural of penny Is twopence.”
“ In the sentence. ‘I saw the goat butt
tbe man.' 'butt' is a conjunction, be­
cause It shows the connection h i ween
tbe goat and the man.”
"Mushrooms always grow In damp
places, aud to they look like umbrel­
las.”
"T h e difference between water ard
air is that air can be made wetter, but
water cannot."
H ow Woohinirton “ Side-Stepped.”
“ George Washington had a very
peaceful and happj married life,” re­
marked the man who like» biographies.
“ Had he?" responded the coarse and
Ill-Informed person. MI «in glad to hear
that. I always suspected that It might
be different owing to Washington s ut­
ter Incapacity for telling anything hut
the truth/*—Washington tar^
Up in the World.
“ I* he at!U superintendent of that
powder mlllT*
“ Oh. no; he’a traveling now.**
“ Ia that aor*
“ Yea. At any rate, he hasn’t come
down since tbe explosion last week.“ —
Philadelphia Press.
A busy man seldom has time to real-
loo how happy he la.
ond hand goods, to make room for new line.
A
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PORTLAND
R K . o o N .
In Canned Fruits and Vegetables
one word is all you need to know.
That one is
St. Helen's School for Girls.
Thirty-third year. Commodious building«.
Modern equipment. Academic and college
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Special courses in
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A -
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v \ y V ,-/ W
M O N O P O L E
Get them from your dealer. Wad-
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ers anil Dry Coffee Boasters. Portland.
MISS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal
P in
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f
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A prominent Southern lady ,1
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Roftleigh— Are you quite sure Mias
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1 s e e t h o s e a u b u rn l e e k s o f y o u r s l
The Maid— Of course I am.
She have pleasant visions of a red-haired
'‘ting tired of boarding
d the yonng man who parts gave me one of your photographs in girl I used to know in school. For
the middle.
“ I ’ ye half a order to make me doubly sure.
her sake you, with that head, can al­
married.”
ways have the recognition of this
TH B H O W A ND W H Y .
e ,” growled the old bacbel-
chair.
The gentleman from Illinois
Much you may have guessed about life insur­
kes just about that amount ance
may be wrong. Mr. H. C. Lippincott, of has the floor.”
think of such a fool thing.” Philadelphia, one o f thé most foremost insur­
Although a peal of laughter greeted
ance authorities of the age, has copyrighted a
little book entitled “ The How and Why.” It the recognition. Mr. Hopkins was not
has been adopted by several Eastern colleges sensitive and he held the floor. Five
-anting by Degrees,
to teach the first principals of life insurance,
harlie being asked by his and may be had tree by addressing Sherman minutes later his resolution hud been
Harmon, general agents Penn Mutual Life passed.
The Fox river Islands were
subject of his geography and
Insurance Co., Murquam building, Portland,
the
wered promptly:
Or. It may help you to understand How and Aurora’s proud possession and
Why
the
Penn
Mutual
during
1
9
t/
2
wrote
a
young Congressman had so strength­
de and Shortitude.”
larger amount of insurance in Oregon than was
ever before written In the state Dy any com­ ened himself with his home city that
pany in one year.
the future support of the Inhabitants
u..tillable Hauteur.
was always at his command.
No Am ateur.
Have you nothing to be
Senator Hopkins' home In Illinois is
B ill— That man is a horrible liar.
Jill— O, I don't know; I think he’ s at Aurora. He has three sons and one
Yes. I ’ m proud that I
daughter. Miss Fannie, who. with her
good at it.— Yonkers Statesman.
false pride.
mother, ia prominent in the society
life of Washington.
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M. Goubot, inventor oi the subma­
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Six bottles of
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S. Front
MANN,
the SEEDMAN.
St., Portland, Oregon
W ill also send you at same time sam­
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can d
Because W. L. Douglas
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No. 16— I «03.
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“ I don’ t like yer story,” said the
B illville reader.
“ Maybe not now,” replied the auth­
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“ I hope not,” was the reply, “ fer
I ’ ve got three carbuncles now.” — At-1
ianta. Constitution.
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lent laxative and Is glad to sell It, at
the regular price o f fifty cents per bot­
tle, because tt gives general satIsfac­
tion, but ons should remember that In
order to get the beneficial effects o f
Byrup o f F ig s It Is necessary to buy ths
genuine, which Is sold In original pack­
ages only; tho name o f the rem edy—
Byrup o f F ig s and also the full name o f
the Company—C alifornia F ig Byrup Co.
—printed on tho fron t o f every package.
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