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no sign of th e plucky chauffeur who GETTING ONE’S SECOND WIND had dared death to carry out h er fool ish orders. Explanation of Action Familiar to She tossed aside her veil and h at Every Athlete la a Most and, craw ling out on th e Jutting end Simple One. of a girder, she looked down a t the He Held It Only Long Enough ta fallen m otor car. Only Sure Way Is to Keep T he probable explanation of the "H en d rick !” sh e called, and her Make Sure of a Better. "second w ind” is as follows; In the Things Cleaned Up. voice broke into sobs. deep breathing of an ath letic person She fancied th a t som e of the By C LA R IS SA M A C K IE . taking m oderate exercise a t sea level, planks around th e ca r moved; then a fCopyright, 1915, b y t h e M c C lu re N e w s p a lack of oxygen plays no part. The ef Prevent Pests Breeding, and There p e r S y n d ic a te .) gloved hand was visible, th en a fect is wholly due to an increased pro W ill Be No Problem to Solve In Evelyn Post acknowledged the re shoulder, and a t la st H endrick’s pale duction of carbonic acid stim ulating spectful greeting of the tall, straig h t face looking up a t h er from the Hot Weather— Manure Pile the resp irato ry center, which responds young man in the doorway. Hen heaped debris. and Garbage Pall. proportionally. On very violent ex drlck did not look the p a rt of chauf “Go b ac k !” he ordered hoarsely. ertion a t sea level, however, and on feur—not exactly; he was altogether F o r an sw er E velyn leaned over th e T he only rational and su re way to UST th irteen miles from B ru s battle, and by its nam e the Germ ans even m oderate exertion at a g reat al too handsome, too self-possessed, with abyss of boiling foam and stretch ed get rid of th e fly Is to prevent breed titude, th e oxygen supply to the tis sels th e little local train th a t still know th e b attle of W aterloo. an a ir of authority that did not rest out a hand. “L et me help you—w hat ing—clean up. N ext to keeping th e am bled to Charleroi by way of Close a t hand is undoubtedly the sues of th e body is tem porarily insuf prem ises cleaned up, th e m ost im por well on a servant. Hut bis skill in can I do?” she called. L u ttre used to stop at a way- m ost beautiful monum ent on the whole ficient. driving com pensated for these other “Go b ac k !” h e repeated. “I am all S ubstances other th an carbonic acid, ta n t th in g is to keep th e houses well side station th a t hundreds of field—and one of the m ost recent. It faults. He had rem ained In the em rig h t.” such as lactic acid, are produced, and, screened. T hose th a t do g et into th e thousands of British to u rists know so shows a wounded Im perial E agle d y ploy of Evelyn’s m other for three “You can do nothing alone,” she when th ese substances reach the re hom e should be killed. It Is especially m onths and all during th a t tim e he protested. “K eep perfectly quiet and well—Braine-l'Alleud. W hat has been ing in defense of a broken standard. Im portant to kill th o se th a t app ear had kept his “place." I will go for help— please, please happening th ere in th e past m onths It bears th e sim ple legend "Aux spiratory centers by the way of the early In th e season. One fly killed blood they excite it to such activity D erniers C om batants de la Grande the “fog of w ar” has effectively ob B ut Evelyn did not like him —she keep still and le t m e do som ething now m eans millions less In August. scured; but in those days before the Arm ee, 18 Ju in 1815.” To the la st of th a t one overbreathes. T h at is, the was positive of th a t; because he for you.” T h e house fly breeds, usually, In violent panting ventilates th e carbon looked disconcertingly like men of “V ery well,” h e agreed shortly. war, Braine-l'Alleud was the starting- those who fought in th e G rande fresh m anure. T he m ore of th is w aste her own class. It was puzzling and “Only m ake h a ste and g et off th a t noint of a pilgrim age few visitors to A rm ee of Napoleon, to th e gallan t vet ic acid out of the blood m ore rapidly th a t is allowed n ea r th e house th e not a t all desirable in a menial. T here broken gird er—go back cautiously, B russels ever missed. It was th e s ta eran s of those w onderful soldiers the than th e body is producing it. The m ore will th e dw elling be infested even w ere tim es when qhe found her fix your eyes on shore and do n 't lose tion n ea rest to th e Field of W aterloo, L ittle Corporal led through Europe, su bstances which th u s overestim ate w ith flies. Not only do flies breed in says W illiam Batem an in th e London Frenchm en erected this strik in g mon the resp irato ry centeq are n o t vola self addressing him on term s of equal your nerve.” tile and cannot be given off by way filth, but they have filthy habits. They um ent only a few years since. lty. Of course, she always followed W ith encouraging w ords he cheered Magazine. of th e lungs, but they appear to be are d istrib u to rs of disease "Terms of From Braine-l'Alleud the pilgrim From Belle-Alliance th e pilgrim ’s such a lapse by unusual haughtiness h er w ay back along th e dangerous ra th e r rapidly oxydized in th e blood. all kinds, Including tuberculosis germ s. A ltogether th e advice of H endrick stringpiece—a way w hich she had would w ander by one way or an o th er road led generally to the rig h t along W hen the carbonic acid has been E xtrem e care should be taken, th e re was rath e r disquieting to his young bravely trod a sh o rt w hile before to th e shrine of his pilgrim age, “Le th e narrow lane th a t runs through the considerably dim inished a p art of the fore, to destroy breeding places and m istress. in th e g rea t fear th a t he was forever Lion de W aterloo,” th e g reat Belgian very cen ter of th e battlefield to per stim ulus to th e respiratory ce n te r Is to keep flies out of th e house. Lion cast in m etal taken from th e haps th e m ost historic of all its re Now he stood, quietly attentive, lost. 4 A fter you have excluded Mr. Fly removed so th a t one can b reath e more w aiting for his morning orders. Gaining th e riv er bank, she tossed guns captured in the g reat battle, m ains, th e Chateau de Hougomont. m oderately—th a t is, one gets his “sec from your house next tu rn your a t standing at the apex of a pyram id of T he story of this chateau is one th a t “Qet th e morning mall, H endrick h er long cloak aside, sped up the ond w ind.” W hen th e exertion stops, tention to your garbage pall. T his is said Mrs. P ost; “retu rn and drive road to th e top of Mill Hill, and earth some two hundred feet high can never die. th a t dom inates th e whole of th e flat Hougomont was one of th e advanced th e production of th e stim ulating sub one of th e g reat breeding places for Miss Post over to Mill Hill.” stum bled through th e gate Just as germ s of all sorts. Don’t be content “I beg your pardon, Mrs. Post, but Mrs. B eatty cam e down th e drive in landscape for miles around. T he Lion posts of th e B ritish lines and the key stances ceases, and th e q u an tity oi Mound stan d s as a m onum ent to th e of th e B ritish position. If it had fal carbonic acid in th e blood having been because th e garbage man has em ptied th e river is rising and th e Mill Hill h er sm a rt runabout. reduced below the am ount necessary your pail. I t m ust be cleaned If In bridge is unsafe," said Hendrick. T h ere w ere h urried exclam ations m em ory of all th e brave men who fell len, the history of E urope would have to stim u late th e resp irato ry center, no o th e r way, put a few new spapers in •T h e n go around th e o th e r way— and questions, w hich Evelyn an on th a t Ju n e day. Beneath th e g reat been differeritly w ritten. At th e tim e of th e battle, Hougo one falls Into a period of apnoea fol th e bottom of It and b um them . H eat the long road," returned Mrs. Post sw ered w ith w hat calm ness she bank of earth, as they tell you, re st the bones of thousands of roldiers m ont was an old, partly-ruined cha lowed by Cheyne-Stokes breathing, is a sim ple d isin fe c ta n t If possible H endrick bowed and disappeared. could m uster. T hen Alice B eatty is of varied nationality. From tho sum teau, surrounded by num erous out like an engine w ith a sensitive gov pour a bit of creolin o r an oil dis At eleven o'clock H endrick returned sued a few o rd ers and in te n m in in fectan t on th e papers and place th e w ith the car and announced th a t the utes several m en w ere racing down m it of the mound practically the buildings. By the G reat Duke's own ern o r and no flywheel. B reathing cover p a rt way over th e pail. T his long bridge was down in the flood and th e long hill to th e broken bridge. whole are a of W aterloo’s battlefield orders th e place w as hurriedly turned oxygen u nder these conditions h asten s will rid your garbage pail of any into a fort. Here, throughout p racti the com bustion of the acid substances th a t th e upper bridge could not long Mrs. B eatty and E velyn followed in m ay be seen. Probably th e re is not In th e world cally th e whole day, th e Coldstream- which have accum ulated in the blood. germ s. Rem em ber th a t only by sani hold up against the w aters pouring th e runabout. tation can fevers and various o th e r —Yale Review. from th e swollen creeks which w ere W hen they reached th e bridge it a m ore strik in g m em orial th an th is e r s / who fought th e bulk of the de diseases be prevented. fending force, held back th e most hill of memory rising from the rolling trib u ta ry to the river. was to find th e flood tearin g a t the The d ep artm en t of ag riculture has Brave Old Admiral Hawke. violent attac k s of th e action. plain th a t stretch e s all around. Yet, Evelyn paused w ith one foot on splintered boards w hich had im pris The British cru iser Hawke, blown Just prom ulgated th e following m eth W ith th e circuit from th e Mound th e step of the car. oned H endrick In th e fallen m otor car. to cre ate It, one of th e most Im portant “I ’m sure it cannot be so bad,” she The B eatty se rv an ts w ere quick-witted featu res of th e battlefield was de to Belle-Alliance, and back to Hougo up in th e N orth sea by a G erm an sub od: Pow dered borax is sprinkled over th e m anure a t in terv als of five days. •aid carelessly. “You will drive over, and train ed to m eet em ergencies. Two stroyed. In th e building of th e Lion mont, th e to u rist generally contented m arine, was nam ed a fte r one of Eng T he q u an tity used Is .62 of a pound to land’s m ost daring adm irals, Baron him self; b u t in W aterloo itself, and Mound the ridge of ground which H endrick; Mrs. B eatty’s please.” of them tossed down a noosed rope H endrick hesitated, alm ost as if he to th e chauffeur, who slipped it under form ed p art of th e Mont St. Jean , so in Mont St. Jean, th e re are scores of Edw ard Hawke. Not only w as he a eight bushels of m anure. T he Univer- sturdy fighter, but w ithout a superior w ere going to dem ur; then he his arm s. Then, by m ain force they Im portant a position in th e battle, m em orials of the famous day. W aterloo was th e Duke of W elling as a seam an. His g reat achievem ent was removed, and th e surrounding shrugged his shapely shoulders, pulled. ton's h eadquarters from Ju n e 17th to was th e destruction of the F rench flat country m ade flatter still. climbed to his seat and sta rted th e W hen H endrick reached th e riv er You ascend the mound by a seem the 19th. The church contains a bust of fleet of De Constans, near Qulberon car. bank h e prom ptly lo st consciousness. Evelyn found herself studying h er Bigley, th e gardener, m ade a h asty ex ingly endless series of steps until you him, by Geefs, and num erous memorial on Novem ber 21, 1759. H aw ke sight ed th e enem y off the M orblhan. De chauffeur's stern, clear-cut profile. am ination and spoke to his m istress. Constans, a fte r clearing the decks for How becoming was the neat ta n livery H e's h u rt his head, I think, m a’am. action, decided to fight ano th er day —H endrick was so dark—she bit her We b e tte r be tak in g him up to the and to run for th e Quiberon anchor lip and stam ped her foot on th e rugs. A Fly W ith Germs on Its Legs (Mag house in th e ca r.” age. As a storm was rising and the She would tell her m other to dis nified.) Evelyn turned h e r head th a t she coast one of th e m ost dangerous in charge H endrick in the morning. lie m ight n ot see H en d rick ’s still, w hite the world, he assum ed th a t the Eng slty of W isconsin recom m ends th e u se w as presum ptuous! face, ste rn even in its unconscious lish adm iral would n o t follow him of arsenic. "Presum ptuous? In w hat w ay?1 ness. Mrs. B eatty leaned forw ard but H aw ke pressed on sail and H utchinson of th e d ep artm ent ot ag asked h er conscience. eagerly, pressed back th e heavy locks opened fire as darkness was falling. ricu ltu re says th a t w hen m anure Is Evelyn Post knew th a t th e chauf of brown h air an d scream ed; He had 21 ships to th e enem y's 20 so spread out th a t It rapidly dries o u t feur’s presum ption lay in th e fact W hy it’s Teddy! Evelyn, I thought The engagem ent was won afte r dark, flies w in not use it as a place in th a t he stim ulated her In terest—noth you said it was your new ch au ffeu r!” Hawke losing only two ships. The which to deposit eggs. T he depart ing beyond that! ’Why it is—H endrick—he has only eld adm iral would turn In his grave m ent recom m ends th a t m anure be At the foot of the slope th a t led been w ith us a few m onths. If it isn 't If he knew th a t a vessel named after sc attered on thb fields and thus be to tho bridge, H endrick stopped th e H endrick—who is it, A lice?” him was sunk on blockade, for it was rapidly dried out. T his Is even m ore c a r and turned to Evelyn. 'My cousin, Teddy H endrickson,” a kind of duty in which he had no effective th an trea tin g it In boxes with “Do you still wish to cross th e sobbed Mrs. B eatty, holding H en peer in his tim e, keeping th e sea in borax, iron sulphate or paris greçn. river, Miss P ost?” he asked. drick's stro n g hand in both of hers. w inter gales and never losing a ship. Evelyn glanced Indifferently a t tho To prev en t flies from breeding In He speculated and lost every penny —New York Sun. bridge in the distance. “Certainly— stab le m anure several procedures a re he had. F a th e r offered to help him drive on H endrick.” advised. Some of th ese are; Usual Causes of Indigestion. “T he bridge isn ’t safe. Miss P ost,” get back on his feet again, but he re P rom pt removal. From fly to fly— f u s e d - s a id h e’d find some w ay out Dr. H enry P. De F orest, m edical ex through egg, larva and pupa, the sta g es objected Hendrick, w ith a note of all by him self—he's th e pluckiest boy am iner to th e New York civil service w hen th e insect m ust stay in one stern n ess in his voice. commission, says th a t irreg u lar and place—varies a t different seasons of “So you said before,” returned alive! T hen Teddy disappeared and too sh o rt hours for m eals are a com th e year. In the h o tte st w eather It Is Evelyn coldly. “Please drive on. I fath er h as been looking for him high EOOKINQ OVt.-i THE. BATTLEMCLD , mon cause for indigestion; and he n ever less th an ten days. T herefore, prom ised Mrs. B eatty I would be and low ever since." Evelyn w as crying b itterly as they th e re at twelve o'clock, and it is now reach th e platform a t th e sum m it slabs and tab lets to the memory adm its th a t th e physicians them selves if th e m an u re bins are em ptied once & walked back up th e hill. are about th e w orst violators of the w eek th e flies will n ot reach m atur half past the hour.” from which th e pedestal of the Lion of those who fell in th e battle. It w as several h ours afterw ard, And in th e m idst of th e sublime law ag ain st irreg u lar meal hours ity in th e vicinity w here the eggs a re rises. T h at pedestal bears the sim ple T he ca r glided down th e hill until when th e late chauffeur w as lying with Inscription—“Ju n e 18, 1815.” The th ere Is, only a few paces away from H e also says th a t too g reat a con laid. the front tires touched the tim bers bandaged head in th e b est bedroom of of the bridge Evelyn glanced a t the Lion Itself, so your guide would tell th e church, th e ridiculous. In a cot sum ption of prepared foods does away Screening of m anure bins. T his Is river boiling between its narrow th e B eatty home, th a t E velyn w as ad you, weighed tw enty-eight tons. tag e garden stands a m onum ent to with th e use of the teeth and, th e re even a m ore difficult procedure th an m itted to see him. Mrs. B eatty had th e leg of Lord Uxbridge, who com fore, th e food passes to the stom ach screening a house ag a in st files. T h e banks. She could see th a t it was ris Many Monuments There. m anded the cavalry in th e battle. The w ithout proper m astication and th a t fem ale fly, ready to lay, will try h ard ing rapidly, and the wooden planks of personally borne h e r cousin's request T he Lion Mound occupies a site leg was am putated Im m ediately after even th e stom ach itself does not have e r to reach a good laying place th e bridge were wet w here th e w aters to see Miss Post. th a t was about th e ce n te r of the B rit The room was bathed in th e late th e victory, and lies buried h ere with enough to do when insufficient solid th an flies do to reach a good feeding haa splashed up between them. The ish lines, a front not two miles long. frail stru ctu re trem bled at th e first afternoon sunlight. Teddy H endrick Behind lies th e village of Mont St. an epitaph and a w eeping widow food passes through it. Im propei place. N evertheless it can be accom son was lying w ith his d ark eyes fixed food, m odes of dress, sedentary in plished. im pact of the heavy car. Jean, and fu rth er back the little town above it. door life, too little w ater and too H endrick got down and cam e to the on th e door. A glad look cam e into of W aterloo, with the forest of Soign T he larv ae can be killed according much iced w ater taken with meals, to th e m ethod of Forbes. A b a rre l tonneau, one gauntleted hand resting his face when Evelyn entered. Saluting the Quarter-Deck. lea n ear a t hand. Before it stretch es F or a long while they looked at on th e door. E very tim e an officer or a seam an excess of stim ulants and too much of a solution of sulphate of iron, tw o the flat field of W aterloo, waving with “It is unsafe to take the car across each other. T hen th e g irl’s glance corn in the sum m er, deep in mud in goes upon th e quarter-deck he salutes hot bread, are am ong o th er causes for pounds to th e gallon. Is kept In th e th e bridge. Miss Post,” said the chauf wavered and fell b eneath his ard en t th e w inter, across which two cobbled it. H e never by any chance forgets chronic c a ta rrh of th e stom ach and stable. E ach day some of this solu feur patiently; “it is more than unsafe glance. th is, one of the reg u lar custom s on constipation m entioned by Dr. De For tion Is sprinkled In th e m anure box T’m so rry —I can n o t tell you how m ain roads run away to th e south board, says P earso n 's W eekly. The e s t —It is foolhardy. If you will walk and on th e floor w here th e droppings In the direction of Q uatre Bras, from across. I will try and take th e car sorry I am to have been th e cause of which W ellington fell back only a few quarter-deck Is th a t p art of th e deck fall. T he cost Is about a cen t a h o rse your injuries. It was all my silly will Sweden and Norway. reserved by officers, and many people ovei and then pick you up on the a day. T he m anure is n o t harm ed. days before th e g reat battle. fulness, and I hope you will forgive One hundred years ago, following T he stable is deodorized. other side.” He opened the door. T he whole battlefield can be cov th in k th a t th e reason wfcy it is sa me.” the brief w ar between th e two coun luted is out of respect for those of "If you are afraid, Hendrick, I will Forgive—you?” h e breathed quick ered on foot in a few hours. But for ficers. T he why and w herefore of the tries com prising the Scandinavian drive th e car myself,” said Evelyn, Number Tags on Fishes. ly. “You m ust have known it w as a its history, it Is a m ost unprepossess salu tin g has a far m ore in terestin g peninsula, th e Norwegian parliam ent w ith wonderful self-control. H endrick ing spot. Ditches and muddy roads An Idea of w hat Is being learned by privilege to serve you.” voted to accept the suprem acy of origin th an th at, however, and one has would be discharged the instan t they And I am so rry —so rry th a t I said— in tersect the fields from which, even to go back hundreds of years to find Sweden, and elected the king of Swe scientific study of fish life In th e reached home—she would see about th a t I said you did n o t know your today, th e plough will tu rn up rusty th e beginning of th e custom. In the den for kigg of Norway. The Scandi w aters off the coast of Norway w as th a t . given by Dr. John H jort In a re c e n t place—I didn't u n d erstan d th a t it was arm s and bleached bones. "If you are afraid. H endrick—” But th e pilgrim can never forget old days a crucifix used to stand on navian union, as finally agreed on. lectu re Fishes bearing num bered your b e tte r Judgm ent and your cour th e quarter-deck. In those days all made the person of the king and his Evelyn was repeating when th e chauf th a t he Is on unusual ground. The tags have been system atically released age in rising above your situation th a t th e sailors w ere Catholics, and, of m anagem ent of the foreign affairs of during a num ber of years, and th e feur leaned forward, deftly snatched place b ristles w ith m onum ents. h er from the seat and ran across the prom pted your defiance of my orders.” You descend from th e Lion Mound. course, every tim e th ey approached the country the only common bond records of th e tim e and place of re She held out h er hand tim idly and bridge, holding her In his strong arm s At its base stan d s a little group of th e crucifix they crossed them selves Each country retained Its own consti lease and subsequent capture, w ith as if she had been a baby. She could H endrickson cov ere* it in a warm houses, chief of which is th e Museum to show th eir reverence for th e holy tution. parliam ent and cabinet. This oth er facts, have been carefully kept. feel bis h eart pounding beneath her clasp. H is d ark eyes looked into h er Hotel, so named from th e museum of symbol. It Is many a long year ago agreem ent continued in force for In th is way much has been learned o f blue ones w ith a stran g e significance. hand. She hated him! W aterloo relics attach ed to i t A few sin ce th e crucifix w as there, but the nearly a hundred years, until 1905, m igration and of grow th and age as I know th e place I w ant to fill. Miss T he bridge swayed a little under hundred yards to the ea st and you find custom of saluting th e quarter-deck, when th e desire of th e Norwegian indicated by annual rings on th e th e ir united weight. They reached P ost,” he said quietly, “and som e day a sim ple pillar to th e memory of w hich was a resu lt of it, has been people for com plete independence led scales. It has been shown th a t grow th will gain IL” to a peaceful dissolution of th e union Is more rapid In favorable years than the other side and H endrick dropped Colonel Gordon Almost opposite, handed down in the navy ever since. and th e election of Prince Charles of In others. T he basis of an estim ate h is burden and ran back to th e car. across th e main road, rises the Obe Italy and Civilization. Investigate, Anyway. Denmark to the Norwegian throne un- of th e catch of any season to the num H e leaped to his seat and sta rted the lisk to the memory of th e Hanoverian The h isto ry of Italy is, w ith th e ex officers of the German Legion. A lit "Mr S peaker," quoth th e m em ber of le r the title of King H aakon VII. m achine across the bridge. ber of fish available has been obtained, Evelyn, hating htm with all her ception of Grece, th e m ost illustrious tle fa rth e r on. by th e side of the main th e house. “I would like to ask if there this ratio for the common food fishes In th e world. In art, especially p ain t h eart, saw the bridge quiver under road, stan d s the historic, red-roofed, are any com m ittees investigating any Streets Can Be Paved W ith Glass. being about one to ten. th e w eight of the big car. She longed ing and sculpture. Italy stands pre white-walled farm of La Hale Sainte, th in g ?” "T here are none," replied A new use for the glass dust th a t to cry ou t and send htm back, but em inent. In lite ra tu re h er place is, to th e building which protected the Al speaker. It was a moment of intense collects In glass w orks has recently Inventor Ahead of HI* Time. pride stilled the words on h er lips. say th e least, in the front rank. In sci lies' cen ter in th e battle, and around though suppressed excitem ent. "I been discovered in Berlin. The dust Fifty or m ore years ago a Birming ence. she h as borne a conspicuous po T he stru ctu re sagged when th e car which some of th e m ost desperate move,” exclaimed the m em ber with Is gathered up and placed in a fur ham, (Eng.) Inventor m anufactured an reached th e middle. T here w as a sition. and in music h e r place is easily fighting raged. deep feeling, "th e appointm ent of a nace. w here it Is reduced to m olten airship very much on the lines of tho rending crash of tim bers, and then a second. If not first. In fine, Italia's com m ittee to Investigate why nothing lava. ’ T he lava Is then molded Into modern Zeppelin, which it was sug Bslls-Alliancs and Hougomont. horrible thud from the rive* beneath. story Is m ore b rillian t th an th a t of any If th e condi glass bricks which are as hard as About a mile down th e road you Is being Investigated. She saw th e w ater boiling up through oth er country except Greece, and to come to an o th er of those low, white, tions a re become such th at th e re is granite and em inently adapted for gested could be used for bomb-drop ping in th e event of invasion. T h e th e Jagged rem ains of the old bridge. G reece she is a very close second. red-roofed houses. It is now a little nothing to Investigate, they should be paving. Idea was laughed a t by th e aclentlata T he c a r and Its driver had disap wayside tavern, La Belle-Alliance. m et w ith appropriate legislation.”— of th e day as being impossible, and A Trium ph Lscklng. peared. The World Burden, T h ere Is an inscription ov«r th e door Puck. certain ly unw orthy th e attention of , ' Tl*lf mad with te rro r and rem orse, The te ac h er had told th e story of th a t tells th a t W ellington and Blucher It has been estim ated th a t the w ar any civilized nation. So th e m an's In t h e gtrl ran to th e edge of th e bank David and Goliatb. will destroy one-fourth of th e world's vention was literally killed by ridicule, Given Away. m et there. But th is is not correct. an d looked for Hendrick. T he ca r “T here w asn't any baseball in those The historic m eeting took place some Bored Husband (after relu ctan t vis wealth. T h at loss will reach to the and th e m achine. In which several w as visible, half balanced on th e big days.” said th e thoughtful boy. two miles from here. it) —“Qood-by. Mr*. Jackson—enjoyed itm ost confines of the earth, and all flights w ere m ade was eventually de atones beneath th e bridge. But the “No." Belle-Alllance, however, has much m yself Immensely." W ife— "There— will feel Its effect—farm er, m erchant stroyed by fire as a m eans of effectu broken tim bers of the bridge were "It's a pity—David ought to havo claim to history It was Napoleon’s I told you so! I knew you'd enjoy tnd m anufacturer alike.—Manufac ally rem oving any fu rth e r cause for heaped ovei it so th a t she could see m ads a g rea t pitcher.” tu rer* Record. headquarter* at the beginning of the yourself."—Punch. sarcasm . HENDRICK’S PLACE GETTING RID OF FLY J