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for the first tlrrs. He felt stirring in his heart all the primeval in- btlncts. He wanted a home with this woman in it. He wanted a future in which this little creature slrtmld be at his side, cheering Mm, helping him, sustaining him. He smiled as he analyzed his feelings. “ I thought By T E M P L E B AI LET I longed for a mate of gay plumage, but I am no more fitted, with my (Copyright, igio, by Associated Literary Press.) quiet tastes and love of homely hap When Ward Davis heard that her piness, to unite with a society wom name was Jennie Wright, he smiled an than is a plain robin to join his and said: “ It ought to be Jennie fortunes with a hummingbird.” His sense of protection made him Wren.** He had noticed that she wore sober want to surround her with every little gowns to class, gowns which safeguard, and when one day, upon contrasted stran gel/ with the pinks the campus, he found her being and blues and heliotropes of the badgered by a group of gay young students, his blood boiled. Behind a other girls at the summer school. She had a so-oer manner, too, which screen of vines he sat on the porch waa relieved by a birdlike brightness. of the old library and heard them And she went on her sedate and busy tease her about him. They had read little way alone, studying hard while his secret before her modesty would ushers danced and played cards, or permit her to understand and now ate shore dinners at neighboring they were taxing her with it. “ Little mouse,’' said a gay girl in beaches. blue, “ to think that you should carry To Ward she seemed, in spite cf her Intellectual occupation, closely off the prize.” Jennie’s Inquiring glance went allied to the women he had known in from one amused face to another. his childhood. She seemed the type “Why—I haven’t won any prize, ’ she who w'ould be busy about household said. “ What do you mean?” things. He was glad when he dis “A big prize,” said the girl in blue covered that her work in the winter explaining; “ all of us set our caps for was in a kindergarten. There seemed the professor, and now you have won an eternal fitness in the fact that she liv* d daily w ith littk- i hlldn-n But out— ” “ Oh.” Jennie’s face flamed, “ but 1 now and then, the thought came to haven’t— why, who ever thought of him that she would be at her best crooning a lullaby at her own hearth such a tnlng—” “ He did, and we did,” chanted the stone. girl In blue. “ Oh, you blind little Such thoughts never entered his head when he made merry with the mouse.” And away they went. Ward dared not approach her as other grown-up scholars who were seeking the knowledge that should she sat alone looking out over the advance them in the professions. campus. He knew ho~ she must feel j Most of these other women were to have had her affairs talked about ( bright, scintillating, beautiful crea by irreverent tongues. But that afternoon he sought her j tures, who seemed made for fun and frivolity. Those who were not beau- out. “ You refused my invitation once tlful and brilliant were Intellectual saId *™ 'ely. "to no to my old machines, whom no man could seek, burse *■ Please don t refuse me now j —I want you.” because they would not admit the HE model at the left Is of striped With a new self-consciousness upon need of masculine companionship. cloth in two shades of brown. The her she dropped her head. Ward Davis, having taught English blouse and sleeves are cut In one "Please don’t ask me." she pro to countless students, both In the piece and trimmed with a brown silk summer and the winter schools tested. "1— I think I ought not to [ embroidery and 6traps of cord ami go.” of the university, could not Quite un buttons to match. It is finished at the "W hy?” derstand his Interest In Jennie neck with an edge of brown velvet or “ Because." W right Girls had come and gone, liberty and little frills of cream lace. “ Because of what those girls sala | Similar frills Anlsb the sleeves at the to you on the porch this morning?" elbows. "Yes." The plastron Is of brown crepe de "And It Is true. And It Is because chine, and the gulmpe or collar Is of of that that I want to can-y you off tucked cream tulle. The skirt Is with me this afternoon. I want to slightly gathered at the bottom and talk It over with you—may 1 Jennie drawn in by a wide bund of the mate W ren?" rial on which the stripes run cross Suddenly she was enveloped by the wise and which Is trimmed with the Joy of his love for her. “ Oh, yes,” she straps and buttons. The skirt Is fin- said breathlessly. “ I’ ll be glad— to talk It over." Parisian M odels □ BIRDS OF A FEATHER T Poring Over a Volume Cookery. of Ancient t _____V.-------- -- » . __ , 1 . - o f ‘Ü! old J farmhouse, where the .. I _ air was MEMENTOS OF ONE’S “ HERO" sweet with the fragrance of honey Much Enjoyment May Be Had in Ma suckle, Ward told her the story of king a Collection of Matter Con his awakening. “ I need such a cerning Admired One. woman as you to complete my life,” he said. “ I need the comfort of you,” Nearly every girl has some special the quiet content that your presence liero” who embodies in himself the gives me, the rest, the peace, the Joy qualities she most admires, and if she of your gentle womanhood.” He I be given to “ collecting” she will find smiled whimsically. “ Do you know | much enjoyment in gathering together the words of the old song: ‘Will You all the mementos of him she can. If It Have Me, Jennie W ren?’ ” be Napoleon, for instance, she will And Jennie, true to nursery rhyme gradually add every work that has tradition, whispered “ Yes.” been written on his life to the particu lar shelf in her bookcase devoted to his honor; while Just above it she will Sure Something Will Happen. A bet was made In a subway car be- hang _ engravings of him at different tween two commuters who go to their ! periods and of the various battles that places of business daily from the made him famous. If her hero be an Forty-second street station. One said ! author she will have one edition at it would be “a hand” and the othfcr least of all his books and as many dif- gave odds o f 3 to 1 that it would be rerent photographs of him as she can “ a cane or an umbrella.” The car muster. Pictures of his birthplace, his was equipped with the new fans, of early home, etc., will add to the inter- which four are placed near the top est of her collection, and if she can and which revolve horizontally. This obtain his autograph she will feel rich was the dialogue: Indeed.. There is no reason why it “ Some fool is going to monkey with should not be a “ heroine” instead of a one of these fans pretty soon, and I'll “hero,” for women who have shon« like stars In the firmament are suffi bet he'll 4o It with his hands." "Three to one he'll do It with a cane ciently numerous to suit any concep- **on of "gTeatness.” or an umbrella.” “Done." That the fool will appear sooner or Women to Have Pocket». later neither one seemed to doubt, The latest news from the select and the two men will watch the pa world where fashions are made Indi pers to see. as one put It. whether cates that women will no longer have "he'H lose a few Angers or an um to do without pockets. The latest brella.”—New York Times. dresses In tunic form show two pock and he had remained heart whole and fancy free. When he had dreamed of marriage for himself, he had thought he would select a wife of rare attainments, with culture and beauty. He had made up his mind that no teacher or toller should tempt him from his ambition, and now this little Jennie Wright waa beginning to hold for him an Inter est which was amazing and discon certing. He avoided her except when she came to hlB classes, but fate seemed to bring them singularly together. Their tastes were similar, and If he went to the college art gallery, he was sure to And her In front of his favorite pictures. She spent hours In the library digging among old books, and It pleased him one day to Hungarian Banka. And that she was poring over a vol Paul Nash, the American consul gen ume of ancient cookery. It seemed eral at Budapest, In his report to the to At In with his idea of her domestic department, reviewing Ananclal con Q ua lit ie s. ditions In Hungary, shows that every "That Isn't In line with your branch of Industry In that country is studies,” he chided her with a laugh Ananced by banking concerns; run In his eyes. "You ought to be read ning from the manufacture of ma ing Anger plays and things like chinery to the export of nuts, and yet that.” there has been only one bank failure As her eyes laughed back he felt of Importance in 40 years. The assist a sudden thrill. It was as If a wild ance of the banks Is a necessity for bird had hashed past him, and had Hungarian Industry because the In then hidden herself away in a dividual Investor, as In most agricul thicket tural countries, does not regard manu “I like cook books.” she said. facturing with any degree of enthusi "They are my solace when things at asm. and but for the banks and the the boarding house go wrong. I like government little progress would be to read about good things to eat— made toward Industrial Independence Just at this moment I have been rev eling In a recipe for Brunswick stew. The Royal Petticoat Colonel». Did you ever taste one?" Most of the women of the royal fam "Yes, Indeed.” Ward's tone was eager. "My grandfather was a mighty ilies of Europe are honorary colonels hunter, and he would bring home of regiments. In effect the sponsors squirrels, and there were always of these regiments, but they are actu corn and green peppers and onions ally permitted to wear the regimental to make It savory, and tomatoes to uniform with a skirt Instead of the masculine trousers. The kalserln Is a add the Anal Anlsh to Its flavor." She laughed. "You positively make colonel, so Is the czarine. The crown a poem of It,” she said. princess of Roumanla, who likes to "Look, here," he urged, boyishly, pose In picturesque garb, has, of "I know a place a short ride away, course, not missed the opportunity of where we can get Brunswick stew being photographed In regimental». made after our family recipe. An Most of the German grand duchesses old nurse of mine keeps the place, are colonels of regiments. The latest and she would be delighted to have colonel In petticoat» le the crown It ready If I telephoned ahead.” princess of Oermany, who Is sponsor Her glance reminded him, more for the Eighth dragoon». than ever, of a startled bird. "W hy, I couldn't,” she said. And then she True to Life. added stiffly: "You must think me Q u n n e r — Did you see the new subur dreadfully silly. Ward wanted to say that he ban drama? They have real vegeta thought her charming, with the Aush bles and real chickens In the second on her cheeks, and with her kindling act. Ouyer— Is It realistic? eyes. But he knew it wouldn't do. Gunner— 1 should say so. The chick He felt that A&ttery would be dis tasteful to her, and that she would ens go to the next neighbor's and eat the vegetables Instead ol eating those fly away. “ Please,“ he urged again, but she In their owner's garden. ebook her head. Qualified. "I have eo much to do," she pleaded. Shoe Dealer (to new clerk)— What Never having been thwarted. Ward else shoe does a woman with a No made up his mind that some day she 4 foot wear? should go with him. but he bided hie New Clerk— A No. 4. time. And, before he knew It, he Shoe Dealer— How do you sell her a was wooing his little Jennie Wren No. 4? n b , s gallant Robin Redbreast Clerk— By telling her It's • No. B H# was deeply, profoundly la love Shoe Dealer— You'll do ets attached to the skirt In front, a little above each knee, so that they can be comfortably reached with the hand. The tunic of light material falls over them. The men dressmakers who have de vised the pockets have also stpulated what shall be put In them. It appears that one Is for the handkerchief and the other for the powder puff. As no arrangement is made for the purse it may be assumed that the little bag will still be Indispensable. Paints and Dyeing. If your dress accessories do not quite match your gown, or you wish that gown Itself a slightly different shade, try painting with oil coloys and gasoline. The effect Is marvelous and the slight odor soon goes off. Kid slippers can thus be made to match exactly any costume. A spot on linen can be painted with water-colors to match the clean ma terial, as the paint sinks Into the linen without changing Its texture. It rubs off, however, and meat be renewed every five or six months. A D rro s 11*1*. Ing up her mind, and the goat settled Many ye a n ago some admirer» el the matter. The Ashing, humming, happy Tommy was struck between Lord Byron raised • eubecilptlon fee the shoulders. He uttered a brief a monument to the poet to be placed prayer for mercy and shot far out In Westminster Abbey. Chantrey waa Into the river and sank. Then the requested to execute It but on a « girl screamed. Somebody's goat look count of the smallness of the sum ed at her and shook his head. Then, subscribed hs de lined, and Thorvald By LAURENCE ALFRED CLAY as she ran for the water, he went sen was then applied to and chearfully undertook the>work. up town on new business. iC o s r t is b t , 1910, b , AM ocU t.U L i W a o P i,» ..) It was good for Tommy Dwight to Iu about 1818 tha finished statue Somebody's goat stood In the open come to .he surface at all. but par- arrived at the customs house hi Lon- gate looking ut a young lady pin- j tlcularly good that he came within don. but to the astonishment of the nlng a wet lace collar on a clothes reaching distance of a pole Miss ■ubecrlbers the dean of Westminster, Mue- Susie held out to him. He was drawn Dr. Ireland, deal In J to give permls- She looked at him In return. He asbore. He sputtered and stuttered ■Ion to have It set up In the abbey, had the horns of an Ibex. He had a and coughed and gasped, but life and owing to this difficulty, which venerable whisker. His attitude was came back to him. Miss Susie ran proved Insurmountable, for Dr. Ire- truculent. Would he charge? to the sawmill and got a man, and land's successor was of the tame opin That goat had a mission. He did It waa the man who told Tommy that ion, it remained for upward of twelve not know It, but the mission began It waa the same old goat, and gave years In the customs house, when to work out as he Anally turned him an arm to hts hotel. This time (1848) It was removed to the library from the gate and trotted down the there were results. The victim was of Trinity College, Cambridge. street When he had departed, the In bed for five days. The doctor The poet It represented In the young lady drew a breath of relief didn't exactly say so lu plain English, statue of the size of life, seated on a and advanced to the gate and fas but he hinted around that both of ruin, with hie left foot resting on the tened It and leaned over It for a Tommy's lungs had been parted from fragment of a column. In his right moment. their foundation, and that his shoul hand he holds a style up to hie mouth. Miss Susie Anderson was young der blades had been dislocated In seven In his left a book. Inscribed 'C hild« and a teacher In one of the public different directions. Harold.” He Is dressed In a frock schools at Medvllle. This day was Miss Susie Anderson had a con coat and cloak. Beside him on the Saturday. As for the goat— he was science. That conscience accused her Just som ebody’s goat. Just such a of collusion with somebody's goat. left Is a skull, above which Is the The likeness Is. of goat as can be found wandering She hadn't been a heroine. She hadn't Athenian owl. course, posthumous. IThorwaldsen woe around every village. given a warning. She hadn’t put forth born November . 19. 1770, and died on And Tommy Dwight, the artist, had a hand. And to salve that conscience tired of painting pictures which the she sent flowers to Tommy when she March 24. 1844 American people refused to buy In heard from the Innkeeper's wife tha. preference to' the old masters, and he was In bed and wrapped up In cot had come down to Medvllle to Ash ton batting. All of this was perfectly and loaf around and get new Inspira right and proper. Tommy held his tion. He was on his way to the nose to the bouquets 20 times a will cause you untold mis Inn from the depot, baggage In either day and agreed that It was so. And hand and more on his shoulder, when further, that It was the proper and ] ery, for when this organ is the girl looked over the gate. She all right thing to lie there and vow j out o f order the entire di saw him a block away, but she had vengeance upon that goat. gestive system becomes de no Interest In him. Tommy might When Tommy Dwight’s heart and have been the advance agent of a ranged and the first thing lungs and shoulders had worked back moving ten-cent picture show, for all you know, you are real to the proper place, the thing for she knew or cared at that moment. him to do was to walk down and call | sick. The best medicine to Miss Susie was Interested In the on the young lady and tender a thou j goat. Billy was standing In the mid correct, sweeten and tone sand thanks. dle of the street and his actions were the stomach is Hostetler’s One evening, therefore, after hav | menacing. He was striking the ing hired about 20 boys to scout Stomach Bitters and a trial (round with his front fe e t He waa around : nd bring back reports that j somebody’s goat was not to be seen, j will convince you of that fact. It is for Headache, he started out on his call. The house was reached. The gate I Indigestion, Dyspepsia and was reached. Miss Susie was perched Malaria. Get on the side fence, and the goat was shaking . Is horns and venerable whiskers at her. He turned from her ( to see the new arrival, and the light of Joy danced In his eyes. He even CELEBRATED bleated with happiness. . But It was not to be. As some STOM ACH body's goat drew a long breath and i dashed forward he met a determined ; , painter of landscapes. There was a ! club handy, and It fell upon Billy's pate with a crash, and he rolled over I to die game. He gave not one | bleating appeal for pity. He died . game. 46 NORTH SIXTH STREET. PORTLAND. OREGON Several months later Tommy had I D ealers in G asoline L ig h tin g System ». Mantle» and G lassw are. Aladdin Keroaene M antle Lamp- come down to Medvale on one of his and sup plies fo r all m akes o f M antle Lam ps. weekly visits, and he and Miss Susie A g e n ts w anted. Send fo r C atalogue and Pric» had been , talking and talking, when L ist. G EO . C . H O G A N . M a n a g er. he suddenly asked: "Haven't you always thought that somebody's goat bad a mission on earth ?” “ To bunt folks, do you mean?"’ “ No; to bring them together." „ COFFEES "W hy, It does look a little that TEA SPICES way,” she said as she blushed and be BAKING POWDER v- EXTRACTS gan to play on the piano. OUST RIGHT Tommy not only got somebody's goat, but he got somebody else. □= SOMEBODY’S GOAT A Bad Stomach Ished with a shaped flounce of the vel vet or liberty. The girdle Is of the material. The other model is of blue velvet or drap de sole. The blouse, with crossed front, is cut in one piece with the sleeves and finished with an edge of black liberty or velvet. It is trimmed with a multi-colored cotton embroidery which forms a collar, tiny revers and motifs on the sleeves. The plastron and undersleeves are of dotted tulle, the girdle is of liberty. The skirt, one of the new hobble skirts, is trimmed to correspond with the waist, with the edge of liberty or velvet and with the embroidery, as may be preferred. FOR SOFT SHADE OF BLUE Dress Especially Adapted for Young Girl Should Be Made Up In Some Thin Material. Some quite thin material must be used for this dress. Our model Is In eollenne In a pretty soft shade of blue; the bodice and upper part of skirt are Onely tucked, the lower part of-skirt Is then set In Hat plaits turn ing from front, and Is Joined to upper under a scalloped band of silk with a OSTETTER BITTER ECONOMICAL LIGHTING CO. CL0SSET & DEVER3 s o a ru N D . o a t. Crash, and Tommy Went Down. considering Tommy's case. Then, suddenly, he dashed forward. Tom my was unconscious of his peril. Miss 1 Susie didn't think to scream, and guardian angels are not always around when wanted. Crash, and Tommy went down. He had to. He lay there, sprawled out ! amkl his baggage, and somebody's goat surveyed him for a moment and * then walked placidly away. Tommy did not get up. No one came along to help him, and Miss Susie did the proper and humane thing. She ran down to him. She found him gasping for breath and clawing around as If he had lost something. When the light of Intelligence returned to his eyes she gently Informed him that a goat had mixed things up lor him. Until then he had labored under the impression that It was a brick house. It was not her goat, and she was very, very sorry, and should she bring out vinegar or a smelling bot tle, and were any legs or arms or ribs or shoulders broken? TommyDwlght had been thrown down, and thrown hard. If it had been a $5,000 automo bile, he would have felt all right about It, but to be upset by an old goat In the face o f a good-looking girl, hurt and humiliated him. He thank ed her sulkily and gathered up his stray baggage and limped off. In the ■ furtive look he cast at his sympa- button In each scallop. T h e , yoke la thlzer he thought he saw a smile on tucked net In upper part, and this la her face, encircled by a shaped band of thick Saturday came again. Somebody's lace. The Joining of bodice to yoke goat had lived a week longer— was a Is covered by a scalloped band of silk, week nearer his grave. He brought The box-plait In center and the cuffs his Ibex horns and venerable whisker are also silk. to the same gate, but found It shut. Materials required for dress: Seven I He peered between the pickets, but yards 42 Inches wide, one yard silk no girl was to be seen. He made 22 inches wide, three-eighths yard sure of It and then went away on his tucked net, half yard piece lace 1$ mission. He wandered down by the Inches wide. { river. Mr. Tommy Dwight had wandered down by the river. He had gone down of our really well-dressed women re- there with sturdy stride to fish for fuse to wear feathers that are ob- mullet and suckers and bass and bull- talned at «io cost of so much slaughter heada He had quite recovered from the shock of a week ago. He sat fishing, -Jid he hummed as the fish Collar Stitches. came Into his basket Yes, the world if you get sick of eyelet work and was a good old place to live In, even lace Insertion In linen collars and If a goat waa to be met now and Jabots, here are a few hints of what then. He had thought of that good can be done In that line! looking girl several times, but had French laid, padded dots, wal- avoided passin g the house. laclitan, Venetian ladder, Italian cut Miss 9usle Anderson hadn't wan- work, soutache braiding, cable stitch. I deI^ , down~to the r t v e r . T h e Made-Over Rugs. As a guide to housekeepers who have old carpets to be woven Into rugs It will take four pounds of brus- sets carpet or three running yards to make a doormat size rug. measuring one foot six Inches by two feet six Inches, and cost one dollar for re weaving. A hearth rug, two feet six Inches by five feet, will take II pounds of brussels or ten pounds of Ingrain oar pe*. ‘ h! r , « - ^ « « n t d dow „ there. She wanted to A smaller rug for placing before the L™ L modish collars. Jabot» and belt», and see the waters pour over the dam. bureau take» eight pounds of carpet I can be used by the clever needlework- She wanted to wonder, by herself. or six running yards. er who Is tired o f “the same old If the stranger had forgiven the goat, A rug measuring six feet by nine thin*." or was still bent on his assassination. feet will require 48 yards of brussels *---------------------- i And all o f a sudden she saw Tommy or 48 ot Ingrain, averaging about thlr- Glove Making by Hand. Dwight aa he fished. . And all of a •v-elx yards. In many parts of the world glove sudden she saw somebody’s goat as Trimmings. making Is entirely a hand trade. It 1116 <?oat saw Tommy. Would It be Flowers are no more to be seen on Is contended by many manufacturers proper to scream and scare all of Tom- away? Could she approach (he beet Paris hats; feather* have that no machine yet devised man cul m-v 's entirely taken their place. Black and out a glove properly; for the reason. him and wan> h,ra ttlat tfae same goat white ostrich plume» are first In It la said, that such a machine le In - j wa* after Wm the »amc waT? Should capable of discriminating between *h® thpow her* elf between the goat favor, especially In the willow cu rl Paradise aigrettes la the same good and bad, thick and thin, pieces I ond ,he man and recelTe U»e head-on shades are also popular with the o f leather, each o l which calls for sp a -1 " ’ “ '•Ion? [ Miss Susie waa a little slow la nwfe- war', tie one. though fortunately most d a l treatment. GAME DRIVEN TO THE SWAMPS ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ « ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ » ♦ ♦ ♦ «♦ A » Forest Fires Have Caused Caribou, Deer and Moose to Desert Their Usual Quarters. ♦ u riP T A nV ♦ : ♦ : According to the opinion of an old resident o f the country about Kellther and the upper and lower Red lakes, the forest fires which have been burn ing with more or less regularity In the wooded sections of that community have had a tendency to force the moose and deer from their usual hauntB Into the more swampy parts and more particularly to the big swamp north of the upper Red lake, where there Is a safe retreat from fires. While these Ares are not heavy or dangerous, yet they are sufficiently se vere to disturb the big game animals and cause them to seek more con genial quarters. The country about the Rapid river, which flows northward from a point northwest of Red lake to the Rainey river on the Canadian boundary, has always been the habitat of large droves of caribou, about the only stamping ground of these animafs In tho northern states. Parties who have visited the Rapid river section state that there are more caribou this year than ever, and that deer and moose have been added In large numbers since the summer sea son began. As Agent Bishop, Red Lake agency, Is co-operating with the officials of the state game and fish commission to prevent the slaughter of big game by the Indians the deer, moose and caribou In the Rapid coun try have been but little disturbed this summer.— Bemldjl Correspondence St. Paul Pioneer Press. ♦ ♦ i : : ♦ IAUF» “ FACTORY T TO A I HOME D O YO U K N O W what Sectional Fur niture is? It comes to you in sections, knocked down. You set it up you rself and save all dealers’ profits and freight. It is all solid oak. It is simple to set up. M oney back if you are not satisfied and pleased. 4 B u y from the factory. Save one-third to 4 one-half. SEND FO R CA TA LO G U E. 4 PETERS MANUFACTURING CO. ♦ Seventh and Hawthorne Ave. j Port’a n J, Oregon 4 SPLINTERS. Big Income— ship entering the har bor. Too many people Judge the world by their own breadth. A man can be run down In the street as well as In health. You want to be sure o f your foot ing before you climb too high. The Increase in the price of leather has made shoes pinch more than ever. Benners— A woman Is always chang ing her mind. Jenners— Not when she decides that she wants a new gown. It Is a poor friend that will pat you oa the back and kick your feet out from under you at the same time. Boyce— I wonder w hit makes a dog howl when music plays. Joyce— I don’t know, unless the music awaken* the fleas Teacher— What Is the meaning of the word “ procrastinate?” Pupil— To put off. Teacher— Right. Illustrate It In ■ sentence. Pupil— I tried to steal a ride on • street car yesterday, but I waa p ro crastlnated.— Toledo Blade. The Only Relief. The flat dweller looked up from his afternoon paper. "Jane,” he demanded, “how le It we don’t hear that girl acroes the way rip ping up the atmosphere with her sing ing lessons?” "Mouse Jumped from under the piano today and she lost her voice," responded his wife. "Great Joeephusl Jane!" "What. Henry?” "Can’t we catch another mouse and drop It under the piano when she re covers?" t*rk . *8be always wae a lucky woman." "W hat’s happened now?" *A neighbor of hers has bought • vacuum cleaner and she can borrow It whenever »he wants to."— Detroit Free Press. RELIABLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATES More to the Purpose. Peddler— "I've got some signs tha! I’ m selling to shopkeepers like wild Are. Here's one. 'If you d o n t se* what you want, ask for I t ’ " Country Shopkeeper— "Give me one readln': I f you don't see what you want, as) for something else.' "— Stray Stories. ♦ I | I j M Sot é Too* o * . n00 Brdqe-work or Tofik wRh- oxPWta d 50 to SS M Rod RoMer Platos mb S7.S0 Good RoMtor Plato, 'mb 55.00 Gold or Porcela» Croan» S3 SO lo $5 00 Gold or Porroso Fdkfv $1 « M m F dho odv 50c to $1 Pmlno EHrortwo 0 * FUE uhm Piolo, i SO* O ur W ork O uaranteid perfect A Pleasing Deduction. 1 S p e c ia l a tte n tio n *0 ont-o f town patron«, "8he asked me to guess her age ” , D rop ue • portal fo r appointm en t. Out of.tow n I I « e ( completed in • day » 0 better work uny- "Did you get It right?" I w h ere Modern eqnlpipent. Ewwrr operator a opeoUli»!. Lady attendant. “ She said I did and seemed m uc) pleased." THE NEW YORK DENTISTS "How In the world did yon do ItT" oa a a. i m o m n , a*. "Why, you see, I happened to know bnl*»sl»a Wn(*»kl»i her real a*w." B m . (W. f sd Bwbw.