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CHARM IS A HOODOO FASHION HINTS M«n«9«rlt of Ivioocta. A menagerie of Insects will soon bs Installed In the Paris museum of nat ural history. Cages of glass. Instead of steel, will be occupied by spiders, «RINGS BAD LUCK TO PAIR IN anta, bees, caterpillars and beetles. STEAD OF GOOD. Instead of lions, tigers, wolves and hyenas. Then It will be possible for the public to sutdy the lives of ants underground and of bees In theli Dug "Charm” Out of Ground Every Night, as Told by 8plrltusllst— hives. MlsSlng, snd Fight Follows. SMITH WANTS Vjat D ressed P o r k Pv—*** Figs Ui* thicken, Dressed L hi* kens Lite Lh e Ducks Lease fresh Lyys Horny O n io n * A ,p U s Fruit nf Vegetables. an Kin*. fresh AII Kinds of Livestock. Dressed Dressed Ducks Geese Creamery Butter A d d re ss all Sh ipm e n ts, F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. "D g h U n g th e B e e f T r u s t” __________ P O R T L A N D . O R E G O N Dr. B. E. Wright H ood’s H av e you r te e th out a r d p la te and brid g e w ork F o r o u t-o f-to w n p a tro n s w e finish p la t e aitd brid g e w o rk in one day if n e ce s sa ry . P R IC E S : . $7.50 PsaltM Eitrsctisa 50« B E S T M ETH O D S P a in le ss E x tr a c tio n F r e e w h en p la te s o r b rid e « w ork is ord ered . C on su ltatio n F re e . Y ou can n ot et b e tte r p ain less w ork a n y w h e re , no m a tte r ow m u ch you pay. A ll W o r k fu lly G u a r a n te e d fo r fift e e n Y e a r s C Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342i Washington St., Portland, Oregon T a b . rmr at H.pn» and t n m .fe r to W a sh in g to n 9 L Montana City Hold. Record. Miles City, Montana, holda the rec ord for variation In temperature. The highest temperature recorded there la 111 deg., which Is within 8 deg. of the highest recorded In the United States. Miles City's lowest mark has been #T deg. below zero, which Is truly arctic. The range between these two ex treme« la 178 deg. which Is a record. Australian Rabbit Industry. In many towns rabbit killing and freezing and prepar’ng the skins for export is a growing asset of great value, especially during the winter season, when It enables men who have no other occupation to make a good living and mend considerable money at the opnntrv stores. — -------------------------------- .... K O D A K S ^ dp p K l T e s W r ite fo r catalogruea and lite r a tu r e . D ev eloping an d p rin tin g - Mail o rd e rs g iv e n p ro m p t a tte n tio n Sarsaparilla Eradicates scrofula and all other humors, cures all their effects, makes the blood rich and abundant, strengthens all the vital organs. Take it. Get It today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablet* called S a r s a ta b s . A Doubtful Member. IB Miss Wood's kindergarten etas, there were eight pupils, four girls anf four boya One of the boys, however had not yet reached the estate of kilts not to menUon trousers. Acc.sdlngly when little Susan Phelps was asked b) a visitor to tell how many boys an i how many glrla there -were, her coa fused reaaonlng went aa follows: "There's eight, one, two, three, four Bve, six, seven, eight, Mlsa Elliott,” sht replied. "And If he’s a girl”—eb> pointed at one who wore dresses In stead of manly garb—“why, there’i five glrla, and one. two, three boya But If ahe's a boy, tbere'a one, two three, four glrla, and one, two—foul boya She's really a hoy, you know Mlsa Elliot," she confided. In condo ■*kML— Youth's ComDanlon. Hereditary Instinct. When baby turn» away from the amiable visitor who Is trying to make I friends, and rushes to mother and buries his face In her eklrta he Is do ing exactly what It was wise for chll- dred to do In the ancient forest, when stranger and danger were the same thing, and not Just rhymes as they are now. F o r tla n d P h o to S u p p ly Co. 149 T h ird S t r e e t PO RTLA N D . ORE. Tents, Awnings, Sails Cols, Hammocks, Canvas and Covers 1 o r 1,000 a t fa c to r v n r ic e s. P A C IF IC T E N T A N D A W N IN G C O 27 N . F ir s t S t .. P o rtla n d . O r They won the grand prize for Roses at the Seattle Eiposit Tkey are planted in Portland's most beautiful gardens, plants by express. Send postal for catalogue today. THE SIBS0N ROSE NURSERIES, UNO C. Milwaukie Avenue. Portland, 0 K BY MURINE EYE REMED ’V For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and :T G R A N U L A T E D E Y E L ID S Murine Doesn 't Smart—Soothes Eye Pair Drncgists Soil Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.0t M u rin e E y e S a l v e , in A s e p t ic T u b e s , 2 5 c , $ 1 .0 ( EYE B O O K S A N D A D V I C E F R E E B Y M A I I M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o .,C h ic a j2C ••FILL Y O U R O W N T E E T H ” F IL L -O I f you h av e a c h in g te e th or c a v itie s and you a t* too n e rv o u s fo r th e d e n ta l ord eal, t r y F ill-O , t h l hom e d e n tis t. A t d r u g g is ts o r by m a il 25c. FILL-0 MFC CO.. 351 Eapirc Bid*-. Seattle. Wask B lu m a e r-F r a n k D ru g Co., d is tr ib u to rs fo r O reg oe Milwaukee.—Every night St the boui of 12, Milton Wilson and hla wife, Claredone (colored), would steal oul Into the back yard, dig up the twe "charms" they had burled, breathe oc them with a breath first made preg nant by a swallow of brandy, and that plant them again. These “charms,” which consisted ol two small hugs filled with sand, they had purchased from a spiritualist al one dollar apiece, and under favorable conditions were guaranteed to ward off evil spirits, take the kinks out ol wooly hair, brings good luck and pre vent the police from arresting the po» seaaor. To such wondrous heights did the Imagination of Wilson and hla wife Boar over these “charms,” that the In terrtng and exhuming of them be came part of their religion and wai conducted with great solemnity every night. Hut the other night trouble started at the power plant where the '■charm" la sent from. When Wilson went to dig up his bag. It had disappeared. He returned to the house In a rage and there sat Mrs. Wilson admiring hei "charm” with consuming fascination. That made Wilson so angry that he gave her a kick In the face, and sent her sprawling on the floor. Then the hoodoo busted. In rushed a patrol man and placed both under arrest. In police court Wilson begged to explain His story was such a good one the judge and court attaches could hardly keep from roaring with laughter. "Dat man what sold me des hers bags was surely some spiritualist,' Wilson said. "Why, Judge, you Jet ought to see him make dem thing, dance around and move furniture and stuff without never touching It,” Wilson became so excited In his ex plunatlon that he dropped his precloue "charm” and It went rolling across the Judge's desk and onto the floor. Wil son became almost desperate In hit effort to get possession of It again. “I sure am going to open that bag and see what am In It," he said tc the Judge, In a manner of one volun teerlng to undergo some gigantic and dangerous task. Wilson had taken away his wife's "charm” and brought It Into court with him. “You are fined ten dollars and costs,” Judge Neelan said. Then he added: "You see, the charm didn’t bring you much luck." "Now I sure will open that charm," said Wilson, partially convinced that Its wondrous spell had been de stroyed. Sentence waa suspended on Mrs, Wilson. - ho went Immediately to the Clerk's oflloo and ^ald her husband’f fine. F I N a E BROS. 183 M adison S t . P ortland , O regon F M B 5 H Ì P S P ortland ,O regon . Compare Our Prices _______P H abita o sitiv ely Cared. " • ---- 1 » ; O nly authorized Keel«' _______ ______ r e u o n . W r— fo r iilu b tratad c ir c u la r. KEELEY IMSTI i UÍL 7 1 1.11THN. W ith those you h a r e been in th e h a b it o f paving. ,n«i yon wilt oee th a t we o ffer you a su b stan tial »av- n g o n a ll work and you can n o t g et b e tte r painless Work anyw here, no m a tter how m u ch you pay. | W e fin ish p late and bridge work fo r out* o f - tow n p a tro n s in o n e day I f desired. P a in le ss e x tra ctio n fr e e when plates o r bridge work is o rd er ed. Consultation free. f I Molar Crowns $5,1 | 2 2 k B r id ,.T M ■ Gold Flllinwa | Enam.l Filling« I Silvor Fillings ■ Good Rubber I Pistes tt i4 .L 1 .0 1 1 .0 0 .5 0 _ AA 5 .0 0 ■ Best Red Rubber _ | A D w o r k f u lly Plates 7 .5 0 Palnl.M Eatr'tlon .5 0 B I S T HRTHODS g u a ra n te e d f o r fif te e n y e a rs. W ise D en tal C o . , m c . P a in le ss D en tists F.nhtf Bulldlni. Third and Wlahlnzton PORTLAND, M L Office H oar.: S A. M. to 8 P. U Sunday». 9 to 1 F o r t h e A m b i t i o n s — SQ U IRRELS GNAW THE CABLES 1 3 ® n to e rs ttp e d u c a tio n ] Little Animals Often “Knock Out" Many of the Telephones In Des Molnea. b y mail fo r th o s e w h o ca n n o t a tte n d in p e rso n . A ll in s tr u c tio n , in c lu d in g fin al I F o r te a c h e r s , I e x a m in a tio n s, is FREE. stu d e n ts p re p a rin g fo r co lle g e or u n i t «m l J t y . w o m en ’s c lu b s , g ran g e s, e n ^ n e o r s and J ho m e m a k e rs . N o p re lim in a ry e x a m in a -1 tio n Is r e q u ire d . T h i s m a il co u r se m e an s I o p p o rtu n ity fo r y ou . " Bond to r a descriptive b u lle tin to the I feel it my duty to furnish you with my testimonial as to what your remedy Swamp-Root did for me when I was a physical wreck from kidney and bladder trouble. Some years ago I was not able to do any work and could only just creep around, and am satisfied that had it not been for Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Root I would not have lived. A fter using the preparation for one month I was able to work some and when i had used 83.00 worth of Swamp-Root i could do a good day’s work. I used about 810.00 worth altogether and would not take 810,000 for the good that it d-d me. I consider it a Goa-send to Butter ing humanity for the diseases for which you recommend it and have recommend ed it to many sufferers. H. L. HUGGINS, Welch, Ark. Personally appeared before me this 20th of September, 1909, H. L. Hug gins, who subscribed the above state ment and made oath that the same is true in substance and in fact. L .tt« r to Dr X llm .r A Co. W - A . P a g e , J. P. B in g h a m to n , N V. Faaehtatlng Forty-Five. a typical, well-preeerved. wefl-edw- eated woman of tha present day who confesses to forty, bat whoss hssrt and oomplsxlou are both as fresh aa If at least ten yean younger, has a keener zest for Ilfs than many a wom an only half her age. Perfeotly groomed, exquisitely polished In style and manner, aha Is a thing of beauty tn a very real souse of the word, and she knows her powers— Gentlewoman. The ”Toothbrueh Plant." One of the moat curious plants tn the world Is wbat U called the tooth brush plant of Jamaica. It la a species of creeper, and has nothing striking about Its appearance. By cutting pieces of It to a suitable length and fraying the ends, tha natives convert It into a tooth-brush; and a tooth pow der to accompany the use of the brush la also prepared by pulverizing tha drlad stems. Wasted Tima. At present too much leisure time Is spent In search of that knowledge which means anything that In Interest. Ing—especially hobbles.—Exchange. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do Tor You Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y ., for a sample bottle. I t will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, tell ing all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. For sale at all drug stores. Price flfty-cents and one-dollar. ] ust a <uspicion of the hobbled skirt is shown in this afternoon dress of chiffon voile. It is made over a Dompadour silk, a little of which shows unveiled at the upper part of the waist. W ISE USE OF BY-PRODUCTS. Una B ro u g h t E ngaged in W e a lth to ThoaaaaE* D iffe r e n t I n d u s tr ie s . Memorial to a Dlaoovorer. The town hall of Luneburg, In Han over, contains a touching memorial to a pig who breathed hla last three hun dred years ago. This consists of a handsome glass case Inclosing a ham In excellent preservation, and under neath a black marble tablet, with the following Inscription In gold letters i "Paseers by, here you behold the m or tal remains ot the ptg which acquired for fceeK the Imperishable glory by the discovery ot the salt springe of Lunetmrg.”________________ Mothers win find Mr*. Window** Soothing Not so long ago many things which Byrup lav t » * t romedr to uee to t th eir ohUdran are now bringing wealth to those who during (he teething period. handle them went to waste. One-half tmve oil to Remove Cinder. of the beet sugar Industry went to The man with tho cinder tn bis eye waste. Now, through the latest scien tific processes, fully 90 per cent of the was suffering great patn. Every one sugar can be obtained, writes Madi- had a different method of relief to sug ion C. Peters. A few years ago fully gest. but nothing had the desired ef one-balf of the slaughter house trade fect- At length one of the bystanders represented waste, only the principal procured a little olive oil from the parts of the carcass being sent to mar lunch room. This was poured Into the ket. Now all of the by-products are eye and relief was InstanL *1 learned put to some use. The blood Is used for that method of dealing wtth cinders dyeing Industries, while from the mus while abroad," said the bystander, cular tissue we get beef extract, from "and I guess it ts about as effective the hide shoes, from the hair and aa anything after alL” bristles brushes, from hoofs and horns Highest Gcod In Life. gelatine and horn utensils, from en Tbs highest good Is found fn the trails and refuse fats for soaps, from way of doing good, giving what we the bones phosphorus for fertilizer. have, our best selves, to others. Let Skim milk used to be almost value a man seek efficiency In his business, less until chemistry found a way of let him seek leadership In hta profes extracting the casein from it, and of sion. let him seek enriching some this good buttons are now made, and other llvea. This Is the myrrh that It is used also medicinally for numer preserves to ns all that we gain and ous remedies. Whey, or what Is left, perfumes all. while selfishness ts the when the curd Is taken off, was once moth that breeds decay and death. worthless waste. Now they are mak ing lactose, or sugar of. milk, from It. Quick As Wink. Recent industries have turned this I f your eyes ache with a smarting, rubbish Into coatings and sizings for burning sensation and dizziness, use paper, waterproof glues for wood ve P ET T IT ’S E Y E SALVE. All druggists neers, substitutes for hens’ eggs, hard or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. rubber lactic acid and other useful Comfortable Prison. commodities. Oettfnje, the capital of the kingdom The world of mining has been revo lutionized In the past few years. The of Montenegro, has probably the most culm that used to be piled up at the remarkable prison In the world. No mouth of the coal mines, and which walls surround It and the Inmates, nobody would carry away, Is now al who furnish their own cells Just as most as valuable as the unbroken coal. they ploase, seem to stay there only Artificial diamonds, rubles and sap because they find their quarters com phires are produced from It. The tail fortable. The diet Is liberal, with ings of coal mines had the mineral In wine on occasions and cigarettes to taste. There Is no work to do; no such minute particles that It could I distinctive garb Is worn; and com not be extracted. Some one discovered paratively free Intercourse is allowed that gold was soluble in a weak solu with the outside world. On certain tion of potassium cyanide; the discov feast days the prisoners are allowed to ery was applied In practice, every par entertain their friends. ticle was recovered and seemingly worthless ores produced millions of Acquiring Real Knowledge. dollars. The loss also in sliver mines We begin to understand a thing was enormous until a method was found of freeing the mineral from the truly only after we have forgotten that which we had studied. I will lead. Much of the enormous wealth amas not come nearer knowing a subject sed by tha Standard Oil Company has so long as I will suppose that my come from wise use of the by-products. attitude toward It had been estab lished by a learned man. In order Paraffin, to cite Just one Instance, to know a subject thoroughly I must which has proved so Immensely profit approach It as something entirely able to the concern. Is made from a foreign to me.—Tho-eau. disagreeable substance once thrown Into the river, until the authorities got after the company because of the pollution It produced. To burn It made an unbearable stench, and in despair the company appealed to the chemists how to get rid of the nui “C a a c a r e ts a r e c e r ta i n ly fin e . I g a v e a fr ie n d sance, when a process was discovered o n e w h en t h e d o cto r w a s tr e a t in g h im fo r c a n c e r to convert It Into paraffin. • f th e sto m a c h . T X j n e x t m o r n in g h e p asse d Des Moines, la.—If your telephone service Is poor you may be justified j In blalming the squirrels that gambol over you/ root and eat nuts from your hand. For a chronic kicker the trouble C o rre sp o n d e n ce S tu d y D e p a rtm e n t vierks of the local telephone compa U n i v e r s i t y o f O re g o n Eugene - - - O reg on ¿ nies have a brand new excuse for lines which refuse to transmit sound waves. "Have you squirrels In your neigh borhood?” the clerk asks. HAND-SEWED “Yes, but what has that got to do PR O C ESS U n W i s O M EN ’ S $2.00. $2.50, $S.00, $3.50, $4.00, $5.00 with this blanked telephone?” the dis gruntled one Is sure to Inquire. W O M E N 'S $2.50, $3,$3.50,f BO Y S’ $2.00, $2.50 & l $3.00 "Maybe they have been biting your THE STANDARD wire,” comes the answer. FOR 3 0 YEARS Usually the receiver at the com They are absolutely the plainant’s end of the lines goes on mo9t popu! # and best shoes for the price in America. with a bang at this Juncture, They are the leaders every Electricians assert, however, that where because they hold there Is more truth than banter In the their shape, fit better, trouble clerk's new explanation of tel look better and wear lon ger than other makes. ephone difficulties. They are positively the "Squirrels have a habit of sharpen most economical shoes for you to buy. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price are stamped ing their teeth,” said the trouble clerk. on the bottom — value guaranteed. In explanation. “A telephone cable, T A K E NO S U B S T I T U T E ! If your dealer with Its covering of soft lead, makes cannot supply you w rite for Mail Order C atalog. W . L. D O U G L A S . B ro c k to n , M s u . A good sharpener. They will climb a pole and gnaw at the lead. Some times they will open a hole through the outer covering. Then the damage Is done. “If a drop of water gets to the Preparing to Look His Best twisted strands Inside the cable, every Success Magazine. phone the cable feeds Is put out of or der. The water acts as a conductor A certain jouriat was an enthusiastic and short circuits every wire In the golfer. Once he had occasion to inter cable. In some cables there are 300 rogate, in a criminal suit, a boy wit wires, so you can realize what havoc ness from Bala. one squirrel can wreak. “ Now, my lad,” he said, “ are you "After the hole Is found, all of the lead must be cut away and the twisted acquainted with the nature and signi wires must be boiled in paraffin to ficance of an oath?” get out the moisture. Not until this is The boy, raising his brows in sur done are the phones In working order prise, answered: again." “ Of course I am, sir. Don’t I caddy for you at the Country club?” VV. L. D O U G L A S PHYSICAL WRECK RESTORED TO HEALTH BY GREAT KID NEY REMEDY. 'BK E nough for the Worms fo u r p ie ce « o f a ta p e w o rm . H e th e n got a bo x a n d in t h r e e d a y s he p a sse d a ta p e -w o rm 4 8 fw et lo n g _____ . I t w as M r. M a tt F r e c k . o f M ilk r a s b u r g , D a u p h in C o .. P a. I a m q u ite a w o r k e r fo r C a s e * , r e t s . I u se th e m m y s e lf a n d fin d th e m b e n e fic ia l fo r m oat a n v d is e a s e cnu»ed b y im p u r e b lo o d ." C haa. E . C on d on . L e w is to n , P a ., (M itfiin C o J P le a s a n t. P a la ta b le . P o te n t. T a s te Good. Do Good. N e v er S ic k e n . W e a k en or G rip«. 10c. 25c, 50c. N ev er «old in bu lk. T h e g en- □ ine ta b le t «tam ped C C C . G u a ra n te e d to cu re or you r m oney back. C o ld s on th e C h e s t Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the cheat. He will say, “ B r o n c h l t i a . ” Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, tsk him if he pre* scribes Ayer’s Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with y o u r family physician. .tie rs T gs." When you tell your doctor about tbs bad taste in your mouth, loss of appetite for breakfast, and frequant headaches, and when he sees your cotfsdton|ue, he will eey, “ You ere bilious.” Ayar’a Pill* work well in such cases. bv >«• v n *-*-*•- - —........ —----- — Sh erm an C o. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Plano IN YOUR We want you to try it at our expense because— At the end of thirty days the Plano ITSELF will convince you of the following facta: I t ’a the best value on earth for the price (8275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right 1 We know there i* so much real value in this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for 8276—on easy payments —that we’re willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell iTs own story to you —in your home—if you’ll send us the coupon. ’ v3 HOME FREE. Please sene me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name .................................................... Address. LAMP UPSET; TWO MEN LOSE LIVES ROOMERS SUFFOCATED WHEN FIRE CAUSES $20,000 LOSS AT 411 WASHINGTON. T h e a c c id e n ta l o v ertu rn in g : o f a lam p in t h e sto rero o m o f E . H . M oo reho use & C om p a n y ’s e s ta b lis h m e n t, 411 W a sh in g to n s t r e e t , r e s u lte d la s t n ig h t in t h e d e a th o f tw o m en and t h e d e s tru c tio n o f a p p r o x i m a te ly $20,000 w o rth o f p r o p e r ty . (News item In Evening T eleg ram , Ootober ft. 1910.) PROTECT YOUR LIFE AND PROPERTY I f lam p is u p se t, d rep p e d , o r m e e ts w ith a n a c c id e n t o f an y k in d , t h e a u to m a tic e x tin g u is h e r on o u r s a f e ty b u rn e r clo se s in s t a n t ly . p u ttin g o u t th e flam e, th u s p r e v en tin g: fir e and e x p lo sio n . A g e n ts w a n t ed fo r open te r r ito r y . S e n d 25 e ta . f o r sa m p le . U. S. SAFETY LAMP BURNER CO. Prlcaless Ratio Found. The first original description of America ever written baa Juat been discovered. It waa penened by Dr. Diego Alvarez Chanca, physician to the second fleet of Columbus, and was dated at the Port of Isabella. Santo Domingo, In January, 1494. Dr. Fer nandez de Ybarra, of the New York Academy ot Sciences, with the Smith sonian Institution of Washington, aid ing and abetting, uncovered the docu ments. A nd N e ith e r M e a n e I t A man who haa kept accurate says that of ten men you meet will say something disagreeable, ntne out ten woman will eay thing agreeable. A TRIP TO portland ^ oregon ! 8tar of the Evening. Hesperus, golden lamp of the lovely daughter of the foam, dear Hesperus, sacred Jewel of the deep blue night, dimmer aa much than the moon, as thou art among the stars pre-eminent, hall, friend, and as I lead the revel to the shepherd's hut. In place of th* moonlight lend me thine, for to-day the moon began her course, and too early she sank. I go not freebootlng. not to lie in wait tor the benighted traveler, but a lover am I, and tlfi well to favor lovers.—Dion, transla tion of Andrew Lang. count eight Uncertain. while Oar climate la a series of eurpriaen. some and among our many prognostics of the weather, the only trustworthy on* that I know le that when It 1* warm. Is a sign that It la going to bo PORTLAND FR EE It cold.—R. W. Emerson. CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY P a i n le s s E x t r a c t i o n ..........F r e e S i lv e r F i l l i n g « ...........................30c G old F illin g « ............................... 75c 22 K . G old C r o w n e .................... $3 1 J F P o r c e la in C r o w n s .................... $3 ur f M o la r G old C r o w n s ...................$4 ♦ # B r id g e W o r k , 22 K . 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