Cottage Grove leader. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1905-1915, September 13, 1910, Image 7

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Newspaper Page Textu n S M IT H W I L L P A Y Y O U 10c fo r Dreaeed V m I. lSW«- fo r D m M d Pork. 15c fo r U v o Hens. l i e for L iv o S p rin g Chickens. 25 c per dozen fo r Fresh E ggs Smith n ever charge* commission. You ret A 1 X your money when you ship to Smith. You d on 't divid e w ith the middleman. A d dress all shipments F R A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. "1*1* h t l n g t h o B e e f T r u s t " PO RTLAND , OREGON D r B. E. Wright H ave your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-tow n patrons w e finish plate and bridge w ork in one day i f necessary. PR IC E S : $7.50 K.trsdiss 50c B E S T M E TH O D S Painless E xtraction Free when plates or bridge work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot g e t b etter painless w ork anywhere, no m atter how much you pay. A ll W ork r . Ilv G u aran teed fa r fif t e e n Y e a rs Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Tak e ear a t depot and tran sfer to W ashington St. BUSINESS COLLEGE WASWNI t TIIÜ & TENTH STS.. PORTLAND ---- dville, Coiorniio. Hptx-iiueu prie««: Gold. Silver, Lead, SI. Gold, Silver, 76o; Gold. GOo: Zmo o r Copper, SI- Mullins envelopes and fu ll price lint sent on application. Control and Um pire work s o licitad. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. la th t G ra n d i 1« vxMTiuno. A draining rack for wet dlahea, to bo hung on on* side of a dlahpan, la a naw convenience for the housewife. It la claimed for a new electrical melting pot for glue that It keep« lta contents at • perfectly even tempera ture. , An Improved cover for atreet man- holea, recently patented, acrewe Into its aocket so that wagona cannot knock It out of place. A new tool for painter* consists of a reservoir for paint, which la fed out ! upon an embossed roller to stripe flat aurfacei or to apply ornamental de- | signs I For thawing dynamite a metal ket* . tie has been Invented In which the ex- 1 plosive la placed In an Inner compart- ment, which Is surrounded by hot water. About the size of a lawn mower la a new machine designed to sow lawn grasa teed, disk« cutting Into the earth receive the aeed, which la covered by a following roller. A single turn of the handle of a new letter stamping machine cuts a stamp from a strip, moistens, and affixes it, registers the transaction, and ejects the stamped letter. A double frying pan, hinged In the center, has been patented by an Iowa man, so that two articles can be cook ed at once 'and to save space by fold ing It when not In use. To test the speed of projectiles driven by modern high power explo sives British scientists have perfected a chronoscope which measures time to the millionth of a second. A new range employs both electric ity and steam, a current of the former, used to cook food on the top of ths range, also heating water to produce steam to operate the oven economic ally. A new shoe salesman’s stool Is pro vided with small mirrors on each side of the foot rest, to enable the customer to get side views of a shoe he is trying on and also to afford a degree of pri vacy. FASHION HINTS S ta n d . Rooter—They ought to take that duffer out of the box! He's got a glass arm ! His Fair Companion—Glass arm? Is that why they call him the pitcher, Harry? __________________ The Ile a l S ta r. "What relation," asked the Instruct or, "did Plato sustain to Socrates?" "Socrates," answered the young man with the bad eye, "was the end man. He got off the gags. Plato was the in terlocutor."—Chicago Tribune. ___________________ 1 IF YOU OVERLOAD THE STOMACH you can expect to suffer, be cause the other organs are also affected, and the whole system of digestion and assim ilation is blocked. You can eat heartily and without fear of distress if you will begin your meals with a dose of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. It regulates the appetite, aids digestion and prevents Gas on Stomach, heartburn, Belching, In d ig e s tio n , Cramps, Diar rhoea and Malaria, Fever and Ague. T ry it today. A dainty little dress, and a practical dress when it conies to the question of ironing, is the style sketched here. It buttons under the arms, which can be made a decoiative as well as a practical feature if the edges are buttonholed. Lawn or dimity are good materials t use if it is to be a*' best dress.'1 SCAEKS ELECTRIC. New York boasts aa electrically lighted hearse. • The quarter-in-the-slot electric meter has made Its appearance. A cent's worth of electricity will drive a 12-inch fan for ninety min utes. An electric light of four billion can dle-power would be necessary to signal to Mars. Thomas A. Edison's royalties for moving picture patents total nearly $7,000 a week. (UNIVERSITY OF OREGON > The average number of passengers H ig h S ta n d a rd T h o ro u g h C ou rses carried dally on the elevated railways Session begins Sent. 12. 1V10. For catalogue ad ot Chicago Is 419,897. dress I)ean. D r. S . E . J 's e p h l, 6 1 0 D e k u m B id g ., P o r t la n d , O r e g o n Eight thousand passenger elevators In New York carry more than six mil lion passengers In a day. The express elevators In the Board Z. M. Parvin. Mus. Doc.. D irector. A u th or and of Trade building, Chicago, are the T ea ch er o f V oice Culture. Singing, Piano. H a r fastest In the world, having a speed of mony. Counterpoint. Etc. Students prepared as teachers and artists. N e x t term w ill begin about 670 feet a minute. Septem ber 6. Diplomas given. A ddress 165V4 Plans for a $16,000,000 tunnel be fo u rth St.. Portland. Oregon. tween the North and South stations of the New Haven railroad In Boston are about to be approved. i i is a sure stopper, promptly re- An electromagnet Is being used to lieve» Bronchitis, j Wh Whooping Cough, recover sunken iron cargoes such as Cough and especially those Ugh Croup, ~ . nails, steel • strips and rolls of wire, j harsh, hacking coughs, also most In the Mississippi river. useful for lung diseases. For sale Television Is the latest. You talk by all dealers: 25c a bottle. with a friend a hundred miles away and you see him as plainly aa though r-eat. clean, ontmoi- you were In the same room. l«U convenient, cheap. L a s ts a ll M i l l » . Officers of the new battleship South t-'ade ot metal, canno* Spill or tip over, will not Dakota, which is equipped with Curtis »oil or Inture Anythin*. ( larantred elective. Cf ftU tastier* or test turb ne engines, say there Is absolute prepaid lor 20 cent*. I BABOLD BOMBS* ly no vibration of the fire control masts, a difficulty always found In th9 s « s n , sT£ reciprocating engine-driven vessels. MEDICAL H DEPARTMENT OF o NORMAL COLLEGE OF MUSIC "SE DR. PLUMMERS COUGH STOP DAISY FLY KILLER nSO O M S T fe n w ls s vC O FFEEt ; T E A SP IC E S BARINO POWDER *- EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT S A T IS IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY It rs to H er. ” 1 have been singing my exercise. In the key of C all morning," said th* young lady from the flat below. “ Yea,” piped up little Johnny from the flat above, ’’an' pa said about an hour ago he never was so C sick In j hls life as he was this morning.”— st. Louis Star. A * ft rale, there Is altogether too much competition for th* consolation e r l x f t __________________ D e c e iv e r « E ver. They were arguing about the alleged Inborn strain of deceitfulness tn I G old F illin g s .........................75« woman, and sb* retaliated by citing ' 22 K. Gold C r o w n s ................ 53 tbe instances of men deceiving their P o rcela in C ro w n s ..*****••.6 8 M o la r Gold C r o w n s ...............54 B ridge W o r k , 22 K. O o lfl... 53 wives. In la y F ills. P u rs G o l d .........51 “ I suppose” said he “ that you hold V e r y N ic e R u bber P l a t e . . . . #4 that a man should never deceive hls B eet R u b b er P la te on E a r th ................................. 57 A L L T H IS W O R K IS O U A R A N T K B D . wife.” D on’ t th ro w your m oney aw ay. A d olla r aaved "Ob no” she smiled back at him; t w e dollars earned. O u r origin a l reliab le Modern ” 1 shouldn't go so far as th at How tin lees M ethods and ou r p e rfe c te d office equ ip m ent saves us tim e and your m oney. B o s t o n DENTISTS, 5th O Herrices. Pert load would It be possible for th* average man to get ft w ife If h* didn't docolv* - herT” . P a in le s s E x t r a c t io n ....... P ree l S ilv e r F illin g s ......................30e R BIG DEMAND FOR DAIRY COWS. Dairymen Report It Impossible to Purchase First Class Animal For Lssa Than $80 Psr Head. Sherman J^lay & Co. ( B y J. E . P A T N E . C o lo r a d o A g r ic u lt u r e . C o l lo g o .) TO HEAD M ONEY H EP TA R C H Y J. Plerpont Morgan, Jr., whom Thomas Ryan says Is to head an American financial heptarchy, recently has been visiting some of the vast prop erty Interests to which he Is to fall heir. Young Morgan marveled at the huge steel plants In Pittsburg, a part of the United States Steel cor poration—the trust— which Is controlled by his father. He also visited the mills at Gary. Ind., which are growing so rapidly, and found much to ponder over there. Although the impression Is far from general, young Morgan Is in many ways much like his fa ther. He may not have the latter's organizing genius; that remains to be seen. But he has the dominating personality and ap titude for business that made the elder Mor gan even a decade ago and before he crowned his organlzstlon exploits with the formation of the greatest of all industrial combinations—the United States Steel corporation— such a towering figure In the financial world. And tor years the younger man has taken an active part In the affairs of both the London and New York houses of J. P. Morgan ft Co. But It was not until a year ago that J. P. Morgan, Jr., entered the do main of corporate finance and management. His election to the directorate and finance committee of the United States Steel corporation anil his entrance to the National City bank board of dlrec tors Indicated unmlstakeably the purpose of the father to familiarize the son with more Important views than devolved upon him tn the ordinary routine of even so great a banking concern as that of J. P. Morgan ft Co. Young Mor gan Is much like his father, physically, as well as mentally. He Is tall, ro bust and fine looking. The temperaments of the two men, however, have little In common. Morgan, Sr., Is brusque and saturnine. Morgan, Jr., Is genial. What Is called personal magnetism Is one of the assets that have made him extremely popular In both business and society. He Is also an athlete and outdoor man, this heir to $300,000,000 and the most lucrative banking business In the world, and an ardent sportsman. Sel dom does he miss the New York Yacht club's races on Long [sland sound, where even In the worst of weather and In his oilskins, looking like the hardl est of Gloucester fishermen, he handles his smart 30-footer Ibis In masterly fashion. G O R S T E G Y P T ’S R E A L R U L E R The famous speech which Col. Theodore Roose velt made In London, following the one which he made in Egypt, has attracted attention to that country, and to Sir Eldon Gorst, British agent and consul general In Egypt, who was the real ruler In that part of John Bull’s domain. Sir Eldon Gorst succeeded Lord Cromer In Egypt a little moie than three years ago, but previously he had bad much experience In that country. He first went to Cairo In 1886 as an attache and has been promoted gradually to hls present position. The criticism against him Is that he Is too conciliatory: that he has not been sufficiently firm In dealing with the Nationalist press which even goes so far as to advocate as sassination of the British government represent atives. He Is a native of New Zealand and Is for ty-nine years of age. Recently Sir Edward Orey, foreign secretary In the Brit ish cabinet, eulogized Gorst and his administration of Egyptian affairs, but tn spite of this Gorst Is to be replaced by Sir Arthur Harding*, cousin of the newly-appointed viceroy of India. There is an effort to make It appear that the Roosevelt speech had nothing to do with Gorst’s removal, but the people generally accept the Idea that the government Is taking the ex-prstdent’s ad vice and will rule In Egypt with a curb bit In the future. Egypt owes her present prosperity to the security which comes with the “ foreign joke,” but there exists a Nationalist party, the ambition of which Is Independence. Mr. Roosevelt, In addressing these Nationalists, bluntly told them they were not ct for self-government and would not be tor several gen erations. In England, Mr. Roosevelt followed this up by telling the British their du ty was plain. In effect he said that If Great Britain had no right in Egypt It should get out. If It bad a right there, then It should rule with a firm hand and establish and maintain order at all costs. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS The great demand for dairy prod SIXTH. AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. ucts baa caused the price of good dairy ‘T We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR cowa to be very high. Reports from HOME FREE. W e want you to try it at associations of dairymen abow that It our expense because— la Impossible to buy first-class dairy A t the end o f thirty days the Piano cows at even $80 a head. With auch l i ITSE LF will convince you o f the following a demand for cows In old dairy dis tricts, there will be few good cows Ji facts: moved Into new dairy territory. So. I t ’s the best value on earth for the price the only way new districts can be (»275). supplied must be by breeding up the I t ’s M U SICA LLY and M ECH ANICALLY common stock by the use of good dairy right! bred bulls. We know there ia so much real value in If good dairy cows could be sold this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that for $40 to $50, at least 6,000 could bo w e’re willing to let it be i r S O W N SALESMAN. sold In Colorado wltbln the next year. It will tell its own story to you—in your home—if you’ ll send us the But the prices as abov* quoted are coupon. prohibitive. So, only the culls from the old dairy districts are likely to be Please huh me ntli particulars concerning this unusual Piano oiler. sent here for sale. When bringing cows Into the coun Address. Name. try, tuberculosis and other diseases may also b* Introduced. The cows now In Colorado, especially th* range oows, are free from tuberculosis. If G R f A T W H IT C P L A G U E r t C E S good dairy bred bulls are mated with B e fo re N e w M e d ic a l D fc c a v c ry selected range cows, the heifers of L i f e is t h « most precious o f all human possessions. I f your life w ere in danger would you n et th* first cross will be good milch oows. in vestigate an o ffer to preserve it? T h a t’ s all w e ask. W e w ill prove to you that w e can cure tuber- Future crosses will still further Im culoBtB. o r consumption, sven in an advsncod stase. a fte r ths doctors h svc given up hope, end th a t w * prove the dairy herd, If accompanied can cure i t easily, u n failin gly, and in your ow n home, w ith ou t inconvenience or su fferin g to you rself. C ell or w rite. 308 It 3 0 9 C rery B u ildin g, S ea ttle, W a sh .. N orth ern D ivision T u b e rd e c id e C «k by careful selection. If this plan Is carried out for a few generations of cattle. Colorado can not only produce all the dairy cows leaded, but a supply can be sent to the eastern cities. With cheap feed which Is available, the raising of dairy cows may become profitable here. Colorado should be able to success fully compete with Connecticut and other eastern states, where It costs TIN T« RIS $60 to $80 to raise a dairy heifer, and feed her until she Is two years old. A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL INCURABLE CURED BUSINESS COLLEGE NEW LAW PROTECTS GROWERS Measure Enacted by Wisconsin, If Gen erally Observed, Will Greatly Benefit Nurserymen. The provisions of the Wisconsin state nursery law, which was passed In June, 1909, If generally observed, will greatly benefit the fruitgrowers of the state, according to Prof. J. O. Sanders, state nursery Inspector of the College cf Agriculture of the Univer sity of Wisconsin. The law prohibits the sale of uninspected plants or trees, or any other kind of nursery stock by an unlicensed person, whether the original owner or an agent. Shipments of uninspected stock into the state are prohibited, the law requiring that all such ship ments be officially Inspected. All growers of trees and plants who desire to offer them for sale must se cure a certificate-license good for one year, at a cost of $10. Tags are furnished by the state Inspector, and must be attached to each package of trees or plants sold. All agents sell ing trees within the state must ob tain and carry at all times a dupli cate agent's license like the original Issued to the firm which they repre sent These agent's licenses cost $L The purpose of the law Is to pro tect the farmer from unscrupulous persons who would sell diseased or Insect-Infested trees or plants. Any person having nursery stock for In spection should write to the state nur sery inspector. Agricultural Experi ment station, Madison. O urs is admittedly the high-standard com m ercial school o f th e N orth w est. Teachers h a vin g both business and professional experience q u a lify stu dents fo r success, b y individual instru ction i f desired, in • short tim e an d a t small expense. Position fo r each as soon as com petent. O pen all th e y»~*r. Catalogue, business form s and pen- w ork fre e . W r ite today — there is money in it. NOXALL CURES ASK YOUR GROCER FOR I. k S. BRAND OF Blueing Ammonia “P a n, 0 ” Disinfectant Spr»? Cold Water lipid Starch Non-Boiling Washing Fluid K.AND S.CHEM|C al@. W noi « KIUdlH6 au N e th & C o .^ COLLECTORS P h a r m a c is t s mrt MAHUFACTWt AU »«uo »FfCIAlTtKS j Phone Main 113 401 Main Si Vancouver, Washington W c Buy and Collect Nates, Mortgages. and R e d Estate Contracts. No Collection No C h a rs * W o rc e s te r B ld g ., P o rtla n d , O r e . LIQUOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO I HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED B -— ros PULL PSATKULAR5 — ^-rai^nioTnvT^ron^^NOjg«^ TRY MURINE E Y E R E M E D Y i - wai uk. a Usuis Fans. 25c. 60c. Salve Tubes, 26c, $1.00. Their Desperation. Worthington— Do the subscribers to Turgler’s Weekly seem to appreciate tbe paper? Slappers— Well, they held a meet ing a few days ago and unanimously agreed to offer Turgler $500 If he would stop sending the publication to them. __________________ Th* Elsvator Man’s Joke. Hobbs— I guess the elevator Is out o f order. What Is that sign on the Use of Drugs. door? Do not be constantly drugging youi Dobbs— The elevator man must be Col John S. Mosby, the famous Confederate guerrilla of Civil war days has lost hls position as live stock with the Idea that some a bit of a wag. It says: "Please par a special attorney in the department of justice, thing Is wrong with their health. don me for not rising.” When convinced that the animal Is out after eight years there. Shake In to T o u r Shoes In the absence of Attorney General Wicker- of condition and that medicines are A lle n '..F o o t-E u e , a p ow d er fo r th e fe e t. I t enree sham no explanation was made at the depart needed have a veterinarian prescribe painful, sw ollen, sm arting, sw ea tin g fe e t. M ake« new shoe« easy. Sold by a ll D ru g g ists and Shos ment. Old age, that nightmare of superannuated the medicine and give It under hls di Stores. D o n 't a ccep t sn y substitute. Sam ple government employees, It Is understood, was the rection. Much harm can be done by F R E E . A d dress A . S. Olm sted, L e R oy, N . Y . the constant use of condition pow main reason for the dismissal. Lack of Courage. Col. Mosby Is about seventy-three years of age. ders. as they usually contain drugs Bashful! Browne— I'll give you $60 To hls old friends he appears active and energetic. having diuretic properties. As a con He has been blind In one eye since he was a sequence the kidneys become accus If you tell Miss Holmers I want to tomed to stimulation, and when the marry her. young man, and lately has been getting deaf. Brassy Benson— Not on your life I The colonel’s history as a fighting man, hls medicine Is stopped the kidneys, not achievements with a small band of guerrillas dur having the accustomed stimulant, be She might try to work the John Alden ing the great war between the states, has given come sluggish and Inactive, and con racket on me. him a place In history that has marked him for sequent 111 condition of the animal Works Both Ways. distinction for many years. He was appointed a special attorney of the de ’•»Hows. 'T h e clarinet,” remarked the ama partment early In the first part of the Roosevelt administration, and was as teur as he paused to get hls second Sand For Ducks. signed to break up the cattlemen's operations against government lands In Some people have a notion that wind, “ Is the hardest Instrument to the middle west. His fearlessness In this work. In spite of numerous threats, play.” won him the approbation of President Roosevelt. The colonel wan one of the ducks and geese do not need grit be "Anyway," rejoined hls one-man au Investigators of the case which recently led to the sensational charges made cause they are not seen picking up dience, ‘I t can't be any harder to play by Senator Gore, and his dismissal so soon afterward Is regarded as signifi large particles of stone. They do not than It Is to listen to.” need ss large a size of grit as hens cant. do, for they get Rand when puddling As Represented. Colonel Mosby became a Republican some time after the Civil war, be in the bottom of the creek and "See here,” growled the Irate man lieving that to be the best method for securing concessions to the south. He streams where they forage for weeds was a special favorite of General Grant, who kept him In the best federal po and fish. Ducklings should be pro as he entered the Jewelry store. "1 sitions to be bad and consulted him often as to Important government vided with plenty of sand, which takes bought this watch of you last week and paid you $2 In cash for I t You mutters. the place of grit. So thoroughly do said It would work like a charm— and It Is probable that Colonel Mosby will now devote his time to writing a some duck raisers believe in grit that It doesn't keep time at all.” book of the Civil war. In which he took such a conspicuous part. they mix sand In the feed that they “ That's all right, my friend,” replied give their young ducts. the Jeweler calmly. "Neither does a charm.” __________________ Cleaning Up Bugs. T o -D a y . Remember that young turkeys must j have animal food In the shape of grass I f you made mistakes yesterday, for H. E. Byram, vice-president of the Burlington hoppers and bugs, and this Is their get them. No strength was ever built system, has been teaching school In St. Louis. upon continued regret. To-day Is the j big harvest month. Naturally It Is a railroad school and notable from Black squash bugs get In their dead- result of yesterday, but It Is (more Im the fact that the occasion was the first upon j ly work In June and July. Hand pick portant to remember that to-morrow Is which the man who recently shouldered th* re ing soon after daylight Is the only the result of to-day. sponsibilities of operation ot the Burlington Sys safe way to outwit them. tem had been In St. Louis. Prom the time Mr. Byram left the Chicago Us* of Separator. headquarters he became a peripatetic pedagogue— We make butter and think It pays a traveling teacher as It were— for be Is going all over the Burlington System, meeting members much better thtn selling milk. We of tho operating and traffic staff at division and | only have to take our butter to market district headquarters and holding little education once a week, while. If we sold our milk, we should have to go every day al meetings. He had a school composed of local celebrities and now we have our skim milk and in St. Louis. One was W. A. Taloe, assistant gen buttermilk for pigs and chickens, and Ayer’s Hair Vigor, as now eral passenger agent, who Is studying the question have all the cream we want and make made from our new improved of how to make easy, comfortable and safe riding for passengers. Then there as much money as If we sold milk. formula, does not stain or color was William Gray, general freight agent of the Missouri district lines. He has We have a tubular cream separator. up for solution the question of the rapid, correct and safe transportation of ; barrel churn and a butter worker, says the hair even to the slightest a writer In an exchange. We make freight at compensatory rates. degree. Gray hair, white hair, about 180 pounds of butter a month Tom Knight Is making a deep study of how to be a division superintend from eight cows and we average over blonde hair is not m ade a ent and Theodore Roehm Is just finishing an elaborate course on promotion In 3$ cents for our butter tbe year round shade darker. But it certainly the ranks of the general passenger department. to private customers. does stop falling hair. No J. G. Delaplalne has made large advances In the art of "guiding right" the question about that. victims of "wanderlust" If they are headed west of Chicago and 8t. Louis. Hls Growing Chicory- / )o c t not chanrr the color o f the hair. last examination papers showed a remarkably high average. Chicory can be grown wherever car- Form ula w ith eeoh b ottle The vice-presidential pedagogue has the task of teaching other people to : rots can be grown; culture the same. Show it to you r take hls job from him—when they get good enough. 7 This refers to chicory of commerce, doctor That's why T. H. Ustlck was In school despite the hot weather. All the which Is used aa an adulterant of cof Aok him about It. 40 division superintendents on the system are In educational training to suc fee. Bow the large rooted variety. If then d o ea ho saya ceed Mr. Ustlck and other general superintendents and all of the office boys a salad Is wanted, sow the common are In line of promotion. variety, which should be transplanted Indeed, we believe it will stop every css* of falling hair unless there it some very Mr. Byram held a session of school in Hannibal, Brookfield, Kansas City. In sand In the cellar and kept moder unusual complication,somethin* greatly ately moist, when a new growth will affecting the general health. Then you St. Joseph and Omaha. This happens at least twice a year and railroad men will continue to "go start This second growth Is vary high should consultyour physician Also ask to school,” even In their maturer years, because they believe there Is always ly prised by French and Qermaa him about the hew Ayer's Hair Vigor. - F i l l kg I S i J A / . r C «.. L .w .1 1 , K M . . — eooka somsthlng to learn about running a railroad and Its business. O LD G U E R R IL L A C H IE F O U T Corns, Chilblains, Burning, Achinsk Tender, Inflamed and Stinking Feel. Price 25 cents. All druggists or bs mail. Guaranteed, recommended an} sold by Dr. Oliver Fletcher, Foot Sp* cialist, Portland, Oregon. R A IL C H IE F H A S A S C H O O L Dawn of a Scheme. T h e y say th* tall of that comat la composed ot gas.” . "Yes.” | ■ ■! “ And 4,000,000 miles long.'* > "W ell?” T wonder If w* couldn't rig up soma kind of a suction engine and tap It?" Latest Rols. “W hy do you save thos* old rubboa shoes?” “They are for hungry arctlo ex plorers,” replied Mrs. Housekeep. “ Been a good many of 'em along this route.” __________________ Literary Inspiration. “ Your novel Is evidently the resola of Inspiration." “ Yes; I didn't start It until attest reading the advertising notice my pub lishers got up."— Washington Herald. . Hopeless Quest. Miss Oldham (In bird store)—1*4 like to get a parrot that Isn’t tricky; and doesn't'swear or use slang. , Dealer—Sorry I can't oblige you. madam. I don’t handle stuffed blrdft. Profitable Peaks. T h e Swiss ought to be very prou4 of the Alps, as nature's handiwork.” “No doubt, but they ought to be a great deal prouder of the way th «y make the Alps pay.” HILL MILITARY ACADEMY PO R TLA N D . OREGON Send your boy w here he w ill have good. strong training. Fall term open« Septem ber 14th 1910. m W rite fo r catalogue. OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Trains for success in the Industries. Provides practical and liberal educa tion. Strong Faculty. Mi dem Equip ment. Offers courses in Agriculture, Forestry, Domestic Scierce and Art, Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy Fill Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910. Illustrated literature, giving full In formation, sent free on application. Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. Does N ot NOW ' 8 Color Hair A tiers TIME b et 8 hte ot the rear to have your ■ teeth oui out and te a n i » » done. Fr ■ ■ f iS of-town patroi inlsh p ía t e bruisce work ln dar I f neoeaaary. M o la r C r o w n * 5 5 a 0 22k BridyeToethd, Gold Fit L fiama I Filling* I S W FilHnf» .51 1 I G ood R ubber Plat p i Bott Rubber Piste* _ . . 5. DO — 7.50 I titilm t o r ’ ll— .S O _________________ « c o t M e th o d * Extraction F rvn when plat-a o r bridge worh ia ordered. Omen itet ion Freo. Y o n cannot «e t betta* pai n lean work an vwaere. t > m atter how rnai'h y on pay. A l l w o r k f u l l j g u a rantees! f o r f i f t e e n y e — Ca Wise Dental Co. 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