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Cleaning ths Henhouse. If you wish to rid your henhouses of Uca and mites now Is tha time to do It Clean them perfectly, whitewash ths sides and roosts, removs all litter from I f there la a p i* left in any comer o f the the nests and whitewash them out Northwest we want it. W e want aa much side and In. Take out all droppings d reseed pork aa we can poeaibly K«t. We will and litter on the floor and sprinkle pay aa follows for produce. We never take ashes over the floor «very few days. off commission. Ship by expreas: Fumigate the houae once or twice a Dressed Pork......................... i2M,c week with sulphur or tobacco amnke. Dressed V eal........................... ioc Fresh Eggs ........................ 26c Make a war on the Insects for the Live Chickens Hens............... 17c m a k e th is d in in g ta b le la s t a w h ile next two months, and you will not be Spring Chickens.................... 20c lu n g e r b y r e p la c in g a fe w o f th e top The group on the porch was talk troubled much with them during sum Address all «hipmenta, b o a rd s w ith n e w ones. Ing about razorback hogs and the mer. __________________ T R A N K L. SMITH MEAT CO. M rs. D o rh ln s — W e ll, g o a h e a d and storekeeper was telling a etory. “righting the Beef Trust” p a tch th e top o f th e o ld th in g up I f yo u “ There was a feller travelln' through PORTLAND, OREGON th in k yo u can . t n t 1 w a n t y o u to u n here," be said, according to the St. d e r s ta n d th a t nn Its la s t leg s. Louis Post-Dispatch. "H e was a For Infanta and Children. stranger In these parts. One day he C h e c k s f o r t h e C o m m u n io n T a b le . came across a bunch o' hawgs that The Kind You Hava Always Bought The author of “The Sabbath In Puri had big silts In their ears. He flggered Bears the tan New England” mentions a custom at them slits. They was too big fer which prevailed In several New Eng brands. What else could they be? Signature of “ I have suffered with piles for thirty land churches that made It the duty After a bit a native come down the o f the deacons to walk up and down ■ix years. One year ago last April I be trail. 'Jess lookin' at them hawgs,’ gan taking Cascarets for constipation. In Aeroplane Made Comfortable. the aisles of the church at the close of the course of a week I noticed the piles said the stranger. ‘You was.' says the Aeropl&nlng Is to be made com each service and deliver to every per began to disappear and at the end oi six native. ‘D’ye min’ tollin' me what son who In their judgment was fitted weeks they did not trouble roe at » 11 . them big slits In their ears Is fer?’ fortable. Henri Deutsch of Paris, to commune a metal check, which en Cascarets have done wonders for me. I said the stranger. ‘Not at all,’ says whose prizes did so much for tbe ad vancement of aviation In Its early titled him at the next celebration of am entirely cured and feel like a new the native ‘Have you noticed these days. Is having an aerocab built for George Kryder, Napoleon, O. the lord's supper to Join in the sacred man." hills?’ 'What d'ye mean?' ‘Noticed his own use. The aeroplane la of the Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. ordinance. On the communion Sab how steep they is?’ 'Yes, 1 have.’ 'Wal Wright type, but a little cab of Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. bath it was the deacons' duty to see 10c. 26c. 60c. Never sold in bulk. The gen says the native, 'that’s It. We have basketwork Is being made to shelter uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to that every one who presented himself to put them slits In the hawgs’ ears the drlrer and his passenger from rain cure or your money back. at the Lord’s table had this check and so they kin stick their hind legs and cold. __________________ to collect It from the communicant be through 'em and rough lock them E l o p i n g I 'p -t o - D u t e . fore passing to him the bread and S u ffic e *tin jr a R e a s o n . selves down these hills to keep from T h e c o a tle s s m a n p u ts a c a r e le s s a r m wine. killin’ themselves.' ’’ Corklns—I don’t know how I do It, ’ R o u n d th e w a is t o f th e h a tle s s girl, There was a salvo of very hearty but I can always tell what time of day W h i l e o v e r th e d u stless , m u d le s s roads A l l to D o O v e r A gals, outdoor laughter at this, and Mr. Ant- It Is without looking at a watch or In a h o r s e le s s w a g o n th e y w h ir l. clock. It Is an open question If the old fish L i k e a le a d le s s b u lle t fr o m h a m m e r le s wlne stirred behind his newspaper. McStab— To be sure. Nature always erman in the following story ever got gu n , "That remin’s me of one they used confers instinct upon creatures that the right answer to the problem that B y s m o k e le s s p o w d e r d r iv e n , to tell down on the Arkansas line,” lack the higher faculties. was puzzling his head. A writer In T h e y fly to t a s te th e s p e e c h le s s J o y i he said. “There was a feller goln* B y e n d le s s u n io n g iv e n . Everybody's Magazine, at least, leaves through there, too. He saw a drove o’ Mother« wfll find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing the best remedy to use for their children one In doubt on that score. The riddle T h e o n ly lu n c h e o n h is c o in le s s p u rs# razorbacks carryln’ on mighty queer. Byrup during the teething period. A ffo r d s to th e m th e m e a n s was this: “ If a herring and a half There was about 20 of ’em, and they Is a t a s te le s s m e a l o f b o n e le s s cod. costs a penny and a half, how many acted like they was crazy. They would W i t h a d ish o f s t r in g le s s bea n s. Getting Honest. herrings can you buy for a shilling?' H e s m o k e s h is o ld to b a c c o le s s p ip e . run fUBt to one tree an' then to an “ This Is your birthday, Isn't 1L The old fisherman had worked on it other, tryln’ to climb It. Then they Bess ?" A n d la u g h s a m ir t h le s s la u g h for some time. W h e n p a p a t r ie s to c o a x h e r b a c k would spin aroun' on their noses, “ Yes, Dick." “ What did you say the mackerel B y w ir e le s s t e le g r a p h . ’ crack their tails, an' squeal In the “ How old are you?" — M o to r R ecord. and a half cost?” he asked at laat. most plaintive way you ever heard. “Twenty-two.” “ I didn't say mackerel; I said her The traveler watched them hawgs fer The Ambiguous Cook. “ Well. I'm going to give you a kiss ring." explained the skipper. Mr«. DeAysker— Did your cook leav« 15 minutes, an' the more he saw of for »very year of your life.” "Oh, that's different," said the other. od account of the extra IB cents a 'em the more they puzzled him. "Why, Dick! Dick— 1—I may as -I'v e been figuring on mackereL” “ Finally he went on through the well confess to you that 1 am really week that the Razer woman offered woods till he came to a house. There twenty-six." her? The Old Hoaa Hoorn. Mrs. Von Holmer— I can't tell; she was a man out In front. He was Alvin Adams when the express busi said ehe was going to leave because baskin’ In the sun. 'Is them your D o m e s t ic F ic t io n . ness was in its Infancy had an office she wanted the change, and I don't hawgs up there In the hills?' the stran Mrs. Brown— I used to be so fond of and two horses in New York city. know whether she meant the money ger asked. 'Yep,' says the native. fiction before I was married. Mrs. One of these horses was a fine, fast or the new plaoe. “ At that the traveler stepped up an’ Smith— And don’t you read much now? animal, and the other an old, broken- looked his man In the eye. 'Say,' he Mrs. Brown— No; after the tales my down nag. Packages that were to be said, ‘what In the Sam Hill's the mat husband tells me about why he Is late H ack to N a tu re . delivered Immediately he sent out be getting home merely printed fiction ter with them hawgs?' “ Yes, I am a milliner.” hind the fast horse. Of goods that "The native kin’ o’ half smiled. seems so tame and unimaginative. "Trim hats, eh? Maybe you can didn’t have to be rushed he would pick up some Ideas out here In the j T hey does act queer, don’t they?’ he R e d , W e a k , W e a r y , W a t e r y Eyea. say, “ Leave them for the old hoss.” country.” said. ‘I should say they does.’ ‘Wal, R e lie v e d B y M u rin e E y e R em edy. T r y In every express office to this day " I have already learned much. I It’s this way,' said the native. 'We had M u rin e F o r Y o u r E y e Trou bles. You W ill L ik e M urine. I t Soothes. 50c a t Y o u r there Is an “old hoss” room, where un had always supposed that the blos a hard winter In here this time an' D ru g gists. W r it e F o r E y e Books. F ree. delivered and unclaimed packages are soms were wired to the bushes.”— there was no feed In the hills for them M u rin e E y e R em ed y Co., Chicago. kept.— Argonaut.____________ hawgs. Ah had to let ’em have corn. Kansas City Journal. A a A m e n d m e n t. Along late In the winter Ah took such “ Are you ready to live on my in Rob Dentists of Gold Leaf. Lassons From ths Pulpit. a bad col' Ah couldn’t holler pig- come?” he asked softly. "Pennyweighters,” as the detectives Manhattan Congregational church. ooeey any more. Ah had to call 'em She looked up Into his face trust call them, have been busy In Washing New York, of which Rev. Dr. Henry A. up by hlttln’ the comcrlb with a ax ingly. ton during the last few days. Eleven Stlmson Is pastor, has been holding handle, an’ now,’ he says, lookin’ up “ Certainly, dearest,” she answered, dentists’ offices have been entered and a series of “ civic services," theBe be the hill, ‘them damn woodpeckers Is robbed of gold leaf and platinum to - I f—If*---- ” ing addressed by publicists and ex vetttn' them crazy.’ ” " I f what?” the value <?f about $300 perts In municipal development. " I f you get another one for your- Iron In Antiquity. The following Is a brief summary •elf.” —New York Journal. N o t A p p a l l e d b y F lw o r e s . IT C H C A N B E C U R E D Stage Manager—Do you know, my of the facts known as to the use of W h a t th e W i l d W m r e a H e a r d . in a short time by using dear sir, that not m o re than one play iron by the ancients: - ‘'You’re looking blue,” remarked the P L U M M E R S ITCH Interesting In the light of recent In fifty Is a s u c c e s s ? lobster. “What’s the matter?” REMEDY A m b it io u s A u t h o r — Y o s , sir, but that metallurgical practise la a part of an “ I have Just heard,” the oyster an doesn't scare m e. T h is play Is one o f Iron tool found In the Great pyramid, swered, “ that there are such things aa In 50-cent cans only. Address a thousand. PLU M M ER DRUG C O M P A N Y because It contains not only nickel vegetable oysters.” T h ird an d M a d is o n P ortlan d, Or “What’s the difference?” rejoined the but also combined carbon, showing other. “There are human lobsters, too, i l I I D I I I C When Your Eyes that It Is not of meteoric origin. Under a sphinx at Karnak an Iron but I don’t let that worry me a cent’s * IT H I n I H E . Need Care worth.”—Chicago Tribune. was found. E Y E R E M E D Y *•« wm u» it sickle At Delhi there still exists an Iron Cutting, Fitting, Drafting, Design Liquid Form. 25c. 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. pillar, 50 feet high and 16 Inches In ing, Tailoring and Dressmaking taught. W rite A lie n s . Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y . , f o r a free sample o f A lle n ’s Foot-Ease. It cures diameter, made of 50-pound blooms Strictly up-to-date in every style and sweating, hot sw ollen, aching feet. I t makes fashion. Write for terms. PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. welded together. This pillar. It Is new or tigh t shoes easy. A certain cure for suggested, may be regarded as the corns. In grow in g nails and bunions. A ll drug o f Portland. Oregon 143 1-2 Eleventh S t Portland, Oregon doyen among products of the heavy gists sell It. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute, F U R N IS H E S H E L P E R E E Iron Industry. The Burning Question. TO EMPLOYERS The use of Iron and steel In China REDUCE THE C O ST OF LIVING; Main office, 12 North Second St. Main 6670; A 1406 Venus was rising from the sea. Ladies I>ept, 206 Vj Morrison St. Main 1062; A 2064 has been traced to the year 2357 B. C. “ Great Jupiter!” cried the men. aa Phone or wire orders at our expense. The Japanese are said to have had ¿hey crowded the beach. “ How did you a curious method of making steel. lose your arms?" burled forged Iron In marshy B A K IN G P O W D E R But the women never noticed the ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER They ground and after eight or ten years, arms. are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma i 25c. FULL POUND through some alchemy of nature, It Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund- | “ In the name of all that is wonder ed. Ask your druggist or send six came out steel. ful,” they chimed, “how do you keep cents postage for Free Sample to your hair in curl In salt water?”— Dolls’ House Many Years Old. J. C. WYATT, Druggist. Judge. There are at least two famous dolls VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON. T h re a te n e d Them . houses In England; one Is at Nostell Mike and Pat were hired to clean a priory, the Yorkshire home of Lord First class work at Union Painless Dentists and Lady St. Oswald. This dolls' cistern. Mike took a Aim hold of the reasonable prices. bouse dates from 1690 and It contains rope and started to let Pat down. Free examination some exqu’slte Chippendale furniture When about half way down Pat yelled and perfectly fitted (Hasses as low as made In miniature. The dolla which up: TEETH Inhabit It are dressed In gorgeous old "H o ! Mike, stop letting me down." $ 2.0 0 brocades and the dinner service off “ For why?” said Mike. No fakinj? methods. which they eat Is of silver. The other "Don’t ask any questions," said Pat, UR . C L H A Y N E S dolls' house la In a house near Peters- "fer if yez don’t stop letting me down. S u ite 4 2 7 , M a r q u a m B u ild in g field and If not quite so valuable la I ’ll cut the rope.”— Harper’s Monthly. Fourth Floor nevertheless very beautiful and a O p p o s it e P o r t la n d H o t e l, P o r t la n d O r e . Fan Set o f Teeth .........................................$5.00 A curi Work or Teoth without Pinto* $3 50 to $5 much cherished possession. K i n d r e d S p irit* . Gold Crowns....... ....................... $3.50 to $5.00 I ous fact In connection with the lovely “John, what kept you out so late?" Porcelain Crowns.............. . $3.50 to $5.00 j or Porcelain Fillintrs..................... $1.00 Up Chippendale furniture, some of the “Didn’t I tell you, Maria, that I had A T R IP TO PORTLAND FREE Gold Silver Fillintrs......... ....................... 50c to $1.00 to go to a meeting of the True Knights Best Plate Made.........................................$7.50 j finest specimens known at Nostell CUT R ATES IN of the Mystic Brotherhood?” priory, Is that the receipted bills for No c-harffea for Painlesa Extracting when other : PAINLESS D ENTISTRY work la done. 15 yeara' Guarantee with all work. > It are also preserved there, conclusive “Now that you mention it, I believe , Painless E x tra ctio n ...... Free Houra. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 221 Mt Morrison Street. you did.” Silver F illin g s ................... 50c ly proving that It Is genuine. 1 Gold F illin gs...................... 75c “ Well, we had a long wrangle, as us ' 22 K. Gold C ro w n s.............. $.1 ual.” m __________________ Porcelain C ro w n s.............. $3 i Many Women Farmers. Molar Quid C row ns.............$4 a m M e ARK d ic V o c a l. Almost a million women In the Bridge W ork, 22 K. G old... .$3 I Inlay Fills. Pure G o ld ....... t2 ! “Buggies, you are spending a great United States are either farmers or A B S O LU TE LY CURES V ery Nice Rubber P la te .. $4 | laborers. Thanks to the popular deal of money on your daughter’s voice, Best Rubber Plate on Earth..............................$7 DR. W H ITING ’S REMEDIES farm a l l t : i :; s w o r x i s g u a r a n t e e d . ity of the homestead In the west and aren’t you?” MANFFACTT-RKD FY Don’t throw your money away. A dollar sav-d “ Not exclusively. I'm spending some NATIO N AL MEDICINE CO.. LTD to a belated appreciation of agricul is twodollars earned. Our original reliable Modern of it on her accent. She’s learning 422^ bhellty Blk., Morri3on St. Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ture as a field for woman's Industry, French.” Rooms 3 and 4, Portland. Or ment saves us time and your money. P h o- e M ttrthfill 2119 this number is rapidly Increasing. The BOSTON DENTISTS. 5thtt Morrisan, Pertland i. A P P E N D IC IT IS R E M E D Y Entrance 2911 ^ Mo-riaon. opposite Poetoffice and M eier A United States, however, has not gone Tht* on ly known cu re lo r Append it* it i« w ithout Frank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open ereninr« Ihn nid o f th e k n ife . Given im m edirt-e r e lie f so far In this respect as England. until 8 and Sundays until 12:10. for people who work. an«1 e ffe c t« a p erm anen t cure in a short tim e. PRICK « . There, In the dairy sections, women 6. “ S P E C IA L ” R E M E D Y . F o r W o m e n '« A ilm e n t« T u m or* o f th e How have entire control of the herds, not No. 30—*10 P N U e i«. A leo I »inhere* K id n e y and B lad der T ro u b le « »'K I C K V» only the butter making, but the milk There is no need to con T h is N e w S c ie n tific W o rk I« a hom e treatm en t. H E N w r it in g to a d v e r tis e rs p le a s e ing and feeding. In France nearly W r ite o r cm II and we w ill exp lain . E tern al tinue in a weak, run-down Q v m en tion t h is p a p er. tre a tm en t on ly. 3,000.000 women are engaged In farm debilitated condition when work, while In most of the countries of continental Europe the finer Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters breeds of cattle are mainly the result has conclusively proven of woman’s efforts.—New Idea Wom its ability to buila you DESTROYS BAD ODORS an’s Magazine. I li a Say! W here’s th at P ig? D e U a lM o n . ALL ABOUT THE HOG At a London board school the teacii- «r had explained to the children th, meaning of the word '•ability.” "Now children,” she weut on, “ what word SOME STORIES OP THE USEFUL. would express the opposite to ability?" IF UNORNAM ENTAL. ANIM AL. A sharp faced little boy at the end of the end form bobbed up his head and exclaimed. “ Please, teacher, nobil Razorback Variety May Bs Dependeo ity !"— Work and Play. Upon to Furnish Something New — How Woodpecker* Fooled N e a r It * F lu u l S tu ff«. M r. D o rlcln a— M a r ia , I th in k I can Drove of Arkansas Man. C A S TO R IA P I L E S Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College m use C R E S C E N T EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN N O Makes the Weak Strong N oxall Foot Rem edy And give* mutant relief for tender, burning, aching and swollen feet. One capsule will give inetant relief. Tw elve In a box. Prico 25 cent*. at your druggist's or by mail. Address DR O. O. FLETCHER, Foot Specialist A lis k y B u ild in g, Portland, Ore. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company Portland iL; . « • . ^r.***M. *v Seattle A sk fo r T h eir G oods and S A V E JH " T H E S E SWASTIKA ENDSEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They W ill Sacure You Many Useful Article« Without Cost TOACf M AW * Actor’s Triumph. Ludwig Barney, the German artot who made his appearance in New York before large audiences In 1867, celebrated the fiftieth anniversary or his entrance on the stage at Hanover on May 2. At the time of his New York engagement the Thalia theater. In the Bowery, was the most popular place of amusement for the German population, and there Barney was seen In s large repertory. Two play bills of that time— for "Narclss' and for “ Uriel Acosta” —have been care fully preaerved by one of hla admirers In this city. Both bear the actor’s autograph, pointing to which tbe own er aald: "H e was ’Herr’ Barney then — he Is ’Oehelmrath’ now."— New York Trlbua* up and make you strong again. It acts directly on the digestive system, regu lates tne appetite, prevents Indigestion, Cramps, Diar rhoea or other after-eat ing distress. Try a bottle to la y . Insist on having OSTETTER' IT C D STOMACH BITTER ATCHISOW GLOBE SIG H TS You can account for vsry fsw mar riages. Every tlm* any big bill la presentod to you. It looks Ilk« robbery. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS If a woman can get her first man, she needn’t worry about her second, SIXTH , A T M ORRISON ST., PO R T LAN D , O R. or third. W e want you to try this Piano IN Y O U R “ My duty,” said an unhappy m ar H O M E FR EE. W e want you to try it at ried woman to-day, “ la anything HH our expense because— objects to.” A t the end o f th irty days the Piano There Is plenty of cooking as good IT S E L F w ill convince you o f the follow in g aa "mother’s," but very few appetites facts: like a boy’s. I t ’s the best value on earth fo r the pnee We have observed that there la tt- ($275). t!e complaint about the high prices I t ’ s M U S IC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC A L L Y of beer and cigars. righ t! x The women pick at men and at W e know there ia so much real value in goods offered at special sale, tn the this W ellington Piano— w e ’re selling fo r $275— on easy payments— that some Industrious way. w e ’ re w illin g to let it be IT 'S O W N S A L E S M A N . You are always at a disadvantage In I t will tell it's own story to you— in your home— i f you’ll send us the arguing with a man who doesn’t know coupon. what ha Is talking about Please tenet me lu ll particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Have you ever noticed how sudden ly a useful man can die, and how long N am e............................................... Address. a worthless man holds out? A book agent speaks as highly of the book he sells as a reformer speaks of the reform he represents. D AISY FLY KILLER S Na Ä si, S clean, H S orn M : arne». UL coavanieaf. chwp. Scrapping In families Is objection Latta all Matte ol metal, canno« able, but It Is not so bad as when kin Have your teeth out and r*ate and bridoa work •pill or tip o«« •oil or ln |ur« done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate praise each other too much. and bridge work in one day if necessary. S x When you hear a smart laying by PRICES: fr c - + S I M M 1011X14 - Malar Cr*ww____$5.00 a child, It Is a sign the child has a 'hxY - '/r||\v IM M O O x 3 22k Brdf« TaaA $3 50 BwMlrwS.T. smart mother, and that sh« made It GsUFOasi......$1 « up u - i m m . $1.« A man and woman going on a wed S*«F«W1 50c W Strawberries Grown In City. Cmi U h Phfe. $5.00 ding trip try hard not to look happy, To show that strawberries can be IS U U . and on their return try Juat as hard grown In the heart of the city, Willis flue........ $7 50 faalu. Eundfa. SO. to look happy. A. Hendricks of East Twenty-first and BEST METHODS Albert streets brought to the office of Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge the Oregonian a number of boxes of work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot better painlesa work anywhere, no mot toe Magoon and Oregon Improved berries get now much you pay. containing an average of twenty ber All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Years ries to the box. Tbe berries were grown on an ordinary city lot without Irrigation. Mr. Hendricks had 1.000 3421 Washington SL. plants on his lot and at the first pick ing he picked a total of M boxes of Portland, Oregon the monster berries. A number of th# T . k . car St depot and tra n sfer to W u h in e to n St. berries were over five Inches In cir cumference and one measured 7)4 Attractive Letters. inches In circumference.— Portland Rodrick— Yes, he came over hers to Oregonian__________________ learn our language and started on the Sherman ¡pay & Co, Dr. B. C. Wright FASHION HINTS Dr. B. E. W right Co. Hla Question-Answer. “ Are marriages made In heaven?" The lecturer paused, aa If for an an swer to his Interrogation; whereupon a man with a hunted look glanced fur tively over his shoulder, swallowed hard, moistened his lips and said, huskily: “ Do strawberries grow at the north Dole T’ __________________ E cru lin en co m b in ed w ith a dark blue dotted lin en , Were v e n e ffe c tiv e ly used •n this su m m ery little dress. T h e lin en w as o t the h a n d k e rch ief so rt, a fin e m a teria l b e in g n ecessary fo r the gath ered skirt A R E S T R A IN T S ) Q R A N T ). It s A c t io n F o llo w e d b y a V o le * T k a t W arn ed . "Patrick H. McCarren once told ms of a funny Incident that happened In Rome," said a Brooklyn lawyer. “Mc Carren said that on his first visit to Rome, after he had seen the Coliseum and the Forum, he visited the Ara Coell Church, on the left of the Capl- tollne Hill. He climbed the grand stairway leading to tbe church, tha finest open air stairway in the world. He pushed back the heavy leather cur tain, and, entering, he found a service in progress. So he put his hat on the marble floor at his side and took a seat “After ten minutes or so he decided he would go and reached down for his hat. But a restraining hand was laid on his, and he desisted. He knew, of course, that some churches don’t like people to leave In the midst of a serv ice. "Ten or fifteen minutes more passed. The service still continued. Senator McCarren got Impatient and again reached for his hat. But again the unseen hand restrained him from the rear. “ A little later, however, the senator quite lost patience. This was, he told himself an Important service, of course. Nevertheless, he did not pro- pore to miss his luncheon, and It would harm no one If he slipped out quietly. “ So a third time he reached for his hat, and the Invisible hand a third time detained him. He persevered, however. The silent hand pushed and his silent band pushed against It. But just as he was conquering In the strug gle a voice said in good American: “Cheese It, boss; that’s my hat you’re taking.” A m p le P ro o f. Lottie— Is your young minister, so very, very fascinating? Hattie— Fascinating! Why, lots of girls In our church have married men they hated, just to get one kiss from j 'he rector after the ceremony.— Puck. I P o stp o n ed . Dolly—Why aren't you at tba cook ing school? Polly—Teacher's la.J np with dys pepsia—Cleveland Leader. G oe4 T ip . " I guess I ’ll have to dispose o f my dog.” “ Why 7" “ Tbe price of dog biscuits has gone up out of sigh t” "Can’t you feed him animal crack | ers?"— Houston Post. Its W a te r «. “ There Is one good thiag, or ough. to be, about tha society model d «lty business.” "What's that?" “ It gets ths cream of tha trad«."— alphabet Began picking up letters, you know. Van Albert— And what progress baa he made? Rodrick— Oh, he soon found that the only letters he had time to pick up were the X ’s and Vs. Protecting Seed Corn. A method of protecting seed corn against the crows Is to add a table- spoonful of chloride of lime to a peck of shelled corn mixing it well. It Is a very cheap and e&sy way and tha seed la more agreeable to handle than when coated with tor after the more common method. Mixed Feed for Horses. In large city stables feeding the horses the hay and grain as mixed feed Is the general practise and gives the best results. Keepers find that horses can be worked hard and kept In good condition on cut hay and corn- meal. The amount of hay fed varies E eononlaü . from t to 14 pounds s day In different Whyte— Browne la very economical. stables, and of grain from 7 to 20 Isn’t he? Black— Browne? Well, I ’ll pounds a day. tell you. Browne Is the sort of man who, when he wants an awl and hasn’t Good Rotation. any, Instead of buying one will go to A good rotation la corn, grain, alo- work to make one by straightening out ver. Hay land should be topdreased a corkscrew. with stable manure, and beat results -------------------- 7“ were obtained by applying this Uttlg Methoda of Calculation. and often. Where land remains In “ Scientists are not usually sue grass a long time a light seeding of ful business men." clover from time to time Is bene “ No. They think they are doing ficial. reseeding In summer aftar the very well If they come within a few hay crop has been removed. hundred thousand miles of ths exact measurement. You can’t figure on dol The Great Problem. lars that way If you are doing busi “Please advise me." ness with s bank." “W ellT" “ Shall I marry a girl who is my ASK YOUR GROCER FOR X. A S. 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