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W o o ls C at H al D oes. " I n N o r w a y ,” rem a rk ed the ■lob s tro tte r , "n o telrl la a llo w e d to h ave a beau u n til she can bake breud and k n it stock in gs.” " I n this c o u n try ," r e jo in e d the fu ssy bachelor, "th e r e should be a law fo r b id d in g any g ir l h a v in g a beau u n til she Is able to n a v ig a te the streets w ith o u t the aid o f a d o g on the end o f a s trin g .” — C h ica g o N ew s. Smith W an ts Eggs W« due*. V ,« P o rk will pay aa follows far fint-alaaa pro- Ship by aapraaa. l ............................................ 10 c ............................................... 1 2 c U v , Hons............................... 18c U v o S p iln c C b lc k o n s , lb 2 0 t o 2 2 }C E « s ............................................. 26c r « A N K L. S M IT H M E A T CO. “ P lc h t ln e tb s B o o t T ru st” PO R TLA N D , OREGON Blood Humors A a e ls a t th e L a w , S h e r iff— H I, thar, w h a t you doin' w ith them th a r w orm s? F is h e rm a n — I'm p u ttin g a new w orm on m y hook. T h a t confou nd ed perch g o t a w a y w ith the last one. S h erlB — I guess y o u 'll b a r e te r com e a lo n g w ith me. D on 't ye know that rebates Is a g in ' the la w s o f these h ere U n ited S tates?— Independent. C om m on ly causa pim ples, bolls, h ives, ec ze m a o r sa lt rheum , o r som e oth er fo rm o f eru p ilo n ; bu t so m etim es th e y e x is t In th e system . Indicated b y fe e l in g s o f w eakness, languor, loss o f a p p etite, o r g en e ra l d e b ility , w ith o u t ca u sin g a n y b re a k in g out. T h e y a re e x p elle d and the w h o le sy s te m Is ren ova ted, stren g th en ed a n d ton ed b y Hood’s S arsaparilla Twwdwd r o n e c H lo a a , G et It to d a y In u su al liq u id fo rm o r " I n a tru e lo v e a S a lr concessions ch ocola ted tab lets ca lled 8 a r s a t a b s « m ust be m ade on boMi sid es." " T h a t la w h at the duke says. He S om ebody S orry. has oSerad to g iv e up b accarat If dad Su nday School T e a c h e r— N o w , ch il w ill part w ith a n oth er m illio n .” — K a n dren, the (O b je ct la tha sto ry o f the sas C ity Jou rnal. P r o d ig a l Son. Can a n y one te ll me w h o waa g la d w h en the p ro d ig a l re M lsu w dw rslw od. • Mrs. H o y le — One o f m y ancestors tu rn ed ? ” " T h e fa th e r,” w aa the unanim ous re w as a s ig n e r o f the D ec la ra tio n o f In dependence. Mrs. D oy le— W hose d i sponse. “ A n d w h o w as so rry ? ” asked the vo rc e decree did he sig n ? — N ew Y o r k teacher. Press. “The fa tte d c a lf.” p r o m p tly re- ■ponded a lit t le g ir l.— P ltte to n G azette. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; P r e c o e lo o s F o r e » t | h f . “ T o m m y ,” sa id th e tea ch er, “ you h a ve m ade som e Inexcu sable m istak es In y o u r g e o g ra p h y lesson.” " Y e s 'm ,” sa id the precociou s you th. 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H e ’s fo r ty m iles ahead o f me and g o in g lik e the w in d !” R u n n in g a tre m b lin g hand through his flo w in g beard, he proceeded to heap a fe w ch oice m alediction s on the d a y o f his birth. _____________________ W h a t 's t h e L a e f “ Y o u don’t take you r d o ctor w ith you when you tra v e l now, I see,” said his con fid en tial friend. “ N o,” said the fin ancial m agn a te; “ he’ s too tyran n ical. Besides, it’s Just as cheap to have him fix m e up a fte r I ’v e com e back from one o f m y long trips.” _____________________ S u c c in c t ly WE GROW HAIR W e C u re all Scalp Diseases, stop Falling Hair, Prevent Baldness. Grow Ladies' and Children’s Hair rapidly, soft, glossy and beantiful. W e F u rnish out of town people home treat ment. Write us today for question blank and parti :ulars. S ta te d . V is ito r — I have often heard o f your eleva ted loop problem .” W h a t Is It? 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U n io n P a in le s s D e n tis ts or your money back m an th in k s h is b ru ta lity F is h in g s e e m , fo rm o f loaflng. to be the la fa v o rite A n y w om an c lo s e ly associated w ith a m an can m ak e o r break him. N o n , o f u , r e a liz e how much peo ple ta lk a bou t us behind our backs. E v e r y sb lftlee a m an la a lia r ; he a cq u ired the h a b it In g iv in g excuses. W e despise a m an who doesn't ap p re c ia te a fr ie n d ; frie n d s are ao rare. T a lk w ith a n y m an live minutes, end he w ill say tha tro u b le w ith h im Is, he Is too meek. r u ll S et o f T eeth ...................... ........... . $5 luiuuv a laiva » 3 J .5 JU IU B rid ge W ork or T eeth w ■ ith ou t Pla tes $ 0 to Gold Crowns...... ..................$ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 Prgeelam Crowns ______ ..................$ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 Gold o r Porcelain F illin r> g s ........................ ................. .. $1.00 S ilver F illin gs ................................... 5 0 c to Beet P la te Made N o charges fo r Painless E x tra ctin g when 1 done. 18 years’ G uarantee w ith *U: U a t o ljn . 81H‘ a n d c h il d r e n . h A s s a m « Ik e E ila le a r e a t V ie * le U fl e a to P r u d a c . I t . W h ile w e a re a ll oon stan tly u nder Ita Influence, th e c h ild !• m ore sus c e p tib le to su ggestion than the adu lt, sin c e Its Ideas a re m ore spontaneous and w ith o u t the c r itic a l fa cu lty. T h a t ’s th e conclu sion reached by D r. D a n ie l ’ p . M a cM illa n , d ire c to r o f th e c h ild stu dy d ep a rtm en t o f C h ica g o’ s B oard of Ed u cation. Dr. M a cM illan , w h o baa lectu red and w ritte n e x te n s iv e ly on the su bject o f su ggestion as a p p lie d to ed u cation , states em p h atica l ly : " A l l ed u cation should be d irected to th is end, to co n vin c e the ch ild th at Out o f one hu ndred people w ho try he Is capable o f good and Incapable to s a ve m oney, n in ety-live w ill m ak e o f e v il In o rd e r to ren d er blm actu a l ly so; to persuade him th at he has • th e a tte m p t v e r y fe eb ly. to g iv e h im E v en w hen tim e s a re ve ry good, s tr o n g w ill In o rd e r th in g s w ill not co m e your w ay unless stren g th o f w ill; to m ake h im b e liev e he Is m o ra lly fr e e and m aster o f him you c a r e fu lly s ta rt them. s e lf, In o r d e r th a t th e Idea o f m o ra l T h e r e a re so m an y kinds o f mean- lib e r ty m ay tend p ro g re s s iv e ly to rea l ■eas th at people now talk about the iz e Itself. m eaneat k in d o f meanness. “ It Is o fte n enough to t e ll c h ild ren P e o p le n ea rly a lw a y e predict disas and y ou n g people, o r o th e rw is e lea d te r fo r th e ir ow n tow n , and tell how them to b e liev e th at w e assum e th is o r that good q u a lity in th em to In w ell o th e r tow n s a re doing. I t la easy to sa y to a man, " B e duce them to ex e rt th em selves to ju s ti sen sib le.” But h a lf the tim e a m an f y that op in ion . T o assum e In them dep ra ved sen tim en ts, to reproach them does n ot k n ow w h a t la sensible. u n d eserved ly , to tre a t them badly. Is A n E a stern m an la teaching people to produce the c o n tra ry result. I t has how to kiss by m eans ot a co rrespon d been ju s tly said th at the a r t o f m an en ce course. A s th ou gh everyon e doee a g in g the you n g consists, b e fo re a n y not k n o w ! th in g else, in assu m ing them to be aa M uch o f the c la m o r in g now g o in g good - as th ey w ish th em selves to be. on has a ten d en cy to m ake Indu stry I f a h y p n o tic su bject Is persuaded ha and h on orab le ach ievem en ts alm ost Is a p ig he s tra ig h tw a y w a llo w s and g ru n ts lik e a pig. T h e sam e happens d isrepu tab le. O ur e x p erie n ce Is th a t an a rtis t w h o In th e case o f those w h o th e o r e tic a lly Is n ot a p p recia ted la ju st about as th in k them selves o f no m ore w o rth d is a g ree a b le as It Is possible to r a than a p ig; th e ir p ra ctice m ust neces s a r ily o ffe r points o f correspondence hum an to be. w ith th e ir th eory. "O n the oth er hand, to b e lie v e In tha w ickedn ess o f any one Is. as a rule, to m ak e him m ore w icked than hs Is. E v e r y statem en t m ade alou d upon the m en tal sta te o f a ch ild Im m e d ia te ly plays the ro le o f a su g g estio n : T h is c h ild Is n a u g h ty ; he Is Id le ; h e w ill not do th is o r that. H o w m an y v ic es a re thus developed not by h e re d ita ry fa t a lit y but by ill-a d vised ed u c a tio n ! T o assum e the ex isten c e o f v ic e is o fte n to produce It. W e m ust th e re fo r e say to the c h ild : ‘ Y o u d id n ot re a lly w ish to do th a t; but see how oth ers w ould In terp ret y o u r a ction I f th e y d id n ot kn ow you .' " H U confid ence In those around h im ou gh t to stifle his in n a te t im id i ty. W hen w e th in k o f the sum to ta l o f co u ra ge w h ich a ch ild w h o fe els h im s e lf such a m ere b e g in n er and so u n s k illfu l In e v e r y th in g m ust sum m on up to express h im s e lf o r ta k e th e s lig h te s t In it ia t iv e In the presen ce o f ad u lts w e u nderstand how Im p orta n t It Is not to let t im id ity g et th e u pper hand and e v e n tu a lly p a ra ly ze him . " W e m ust look at him w ith an en c o u ra g in g eye, m a k in g h im ob serv e m e re ly 1c a q u iet w a y when the op p or tu n ity a ris es th at he w o u ld succeed b e tte r i f he acted In Such o r such a m an ner. H e m ust lea rn e v e ry th in g . W e m ust sh ow ou r a p p re cia tio n o f h is lea st e ffo rt w h ile w e te ll h im w h at e f fo r t h a . vet to he ex erte d ” FASHION HINTS A T h e back view o f this little dress is so attractive that it deserves a word all by itself. T h e jackety tab at the waist, and th« cute little knot o f the girdle that crushes up to it, are very distinctive. In front, the overskiit finishes in a deep point. E L E C T R IC A L NOTES. L o n d o n has a tra ck less tro lle y . M o n o ra il system s h a ve p ro v en suc cessfu l In In dia. T h e o ld horse ca r lin es o f St. P e te rs burg, R u ssia, a re to be ele c trifie d . B uenos A ire s has a u th o rized th e con stru c tio n o t an e le c tr ic su b w a y under th e c ity . W ir e le s s teleg ra p h appa ratu s Is p ro h ib ite d In B ritis h In d ia ex c e p t upon g o v e r n m e n t license. O zone g e n e ra to rs a re a d vo ca te d fo r the su b w a y cars In N e w Y o r k to In crease th e o x y g en In th e a ir. A F r e n c h sy n d ica te has co n tra cted to d e v e lo p the w a ter p o w e rs In U ru g u a y to fu rn ish lig h t and p o w e r to the In la n d tow n s. Th« t in . " M y d o cto r ordered a t r ip to E n ro p * «o r m e.” " A n d you took It? " " N o ; hs presented his b ill and took S t r ip to Eu rons h lm « « l» * Her K in o . " T h a t p r e tty g ir l w hen she cries Is a v e r y a ffe c tin g sight. 8 h e la a regu la r p ic tu re.” ’ T e a , w h a t one m igh t c a ll a m o v in g p ic tu re.” — B a ltim o re A m e rica n . T h « K t.r n w llr NO FAILURES BEST AT ANY PRICE E very “ ta c t.” i “ I find Cascarets so good that I w ould not be w ithout them . I was troubled a T h e C ity C ou ncil o f C in c in n a ti Is great deal w ith torpid liv e r and headache. N o w since tak in g Cascarets Candy Cathar p la n n in g a su bw ay to co n n ect the busi tic I fe e l v e r y much better. I shall cer ness se ctio n o f the c ity w ith the o u t tain ly recom m end them to m y frien ds as ly in g r e s id e n tia l sections. the best m edicine I have e v e r seen.** L ig h t n in g w ill s tr ik e m ore than once A n n * Brt/im t, Osborn M ill N o . 2 , F a ll R iv e r, Mass. In th e sam e place. A tra n sm ission lin e In C o lo ra d o w as re c e n tly stru c k fiv e Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. tim e s In the sam e place. 10c, 25c. 50c. Never Bold in bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to C in c in n a ti boasts the o n ly ch urch cure or your money back. on w h eels. I t Is a la rg e e le c tr ic bus and $3.00 SAMPLE DERBY. FELT. STR A W fl.BO w h ic h Is loaded w ith s in g e r s Hals Cleaned, Blocked 50c; Panamas, $1. Trimming* 25c each. Lad»*»' Hat» sp eakers and Invades the slu m s e v e r y Remodeled, Willow Plume» retied and Su nday. Dyed. Complete Line of Millinery. T h * d eve lo p m en t o f the w a te r pow 315 ALDER ST.. PORTLAND ere In C a lifo r n ia has h elped boom the I T C H C A N B E C U R E D ■tate by b r in g in g new In d u stries and in a short time by using h e lp in g old Indu stries w ith p le n ty o f ch eap e le c tr ic pow er a v a ila b le . P L U M M E R ’S I T C H Costs YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES 23 Ounces for 23 Cents s u g g e s t io n A T C H IS O N G L O B E S IG H T S . l)l..a tl«g «g . " H o w d o you lik e th is system by Which you deposit you r fa r e Instead o f w a it in g fo r tha condu ctor to com e and c o lle c t I t? " " F i r s t ra ts ." answ ered M r. Orouch- •r. " B u t w h y don 't th ey g o a lM fle fu r th e r and put In a tre a d m ill so th at rho p assen gers can fu rn ish t h e ir ow n p o w e r T '— W a sh in gton 8 tar. W a t c h m a k e r 's In x m a lty . S om e yea rs s g o the Czar, h e a rin g o f the m arvelou s In v e n tiv e g en iu s o f a P o lish m echanic, d e te rm in ed to put him to the test, and a c c o rd in g ly caused to be fo rw a rd ed to him a fe w copper n ails, som e wood clip p in g s , a piece o f broken glass, an old cra ck ed china cup, som e w ir e and a fe w crib b a ge board pegs T h e box w as accom pa nied b y th e request that th e P o le should tra n sform these u n p rom isin g j a rtic le s In to a tim epiece. It w as a ch allen ge, and one th at fe w w atch m akers w ould h a ve ca red to tak e up But it w ould have taken a h a rd er task than th is to daunt the Po le. H e set to w ork on the u n p rom isin g ma teria ls , and out o f them fa sh ion ed a w atch that w as q u ic k ly dispatched to the Czar. Just e ig h t hours a fte r he ! began his w ork o f tra n s fo rm a tio n the w atch sta rted on Its jo u r n e y to St. Petersb u rg, w h ere It a rr iv e d s a fe ly to the g rea t d e lig h t o f the C zar. I t was a m ost u nique tim ep iece, its case be in g m ade o f ch in a and Its w o rk s com posed o f th e m a teria l th at had accom panied the old cup. Y et It kept good tim e, and had to be wound up o n ly once In th ree o r fo u r days. So pleased was the C za r that he sent fo r the P o ls and co n fe rre d upon him s e v e ra l d is tin ction s, besides g ra n tin g him a pen- •Ion. W h n t l t n ln .il A iln m . A you n g E n glish su ffrag ette tells the fo llo w in g In cid en t that happened at a m eetin g In the Scotch H ig h la n d s ; Speeches had been m ade to a la rg e crow d Q uestions had been rep lied to, am id applause Im b ec ile y o u n g men m ak in g rem ark s about .m inding babies and m en d in g socks had been silenced. Th en, Just as th ere w as a tem p o ra ry lu ll b e fore the p u ttin g o f a resolu tion, a great bucolic Scotch v o ic e from the b tek o f the crow d rasped s lo w ly In w ith the In q u iry , ob vio u sly the result o f prolon ged ru m in a tio n : 'X^ha m ade a megs o f A d a m ? " An O tp r e lK lit. A good s to ry la told about a certa in regim en t o f m ilitia w ho w ere In cam p fo r the first tim e last sum m er, says H a rp er's M o n th ly On l b « firs t nigh t ] when they "turned In ” th ey w ere In structed how to lie dow n and roll ih e m .e lv e s In th e ir blankets, and gen- | e r a llv m ik e th em selves com forta ble, t An n ffic r. h iv in g seen his com pan y I 't u c k e d in ," w as rem in d ed b y a c iv il ian that he had fo rg o tte n som eth ing. 'V ha 's th a t? " waa the q u ery. "Y o u h aven 't kissed th em good n ig h t." T h e silen ce w as op pressive. 1 'n r ln t In th e K it c h e n . S e rv a n t— T h e r e 's no coa., m um , an’ the fire la g otn ’ out. M istress— W h y , N orah , you should . have told m e before. S e rv a n t— I cou ld n 't te ll you t h e r e ! was no coal, m u m , w hen th e r e w as coal.— Boston T r a n ic r lp t. The R «*fort ( h e e r fa l. “ Y o u r m ethods," said th e in d ign a n t official, “ w e re sim p ly h ig h w a y rot> F o r th e first tw o m onths o f h er m a r j b e ry.” " A g a in you w ro n g m e." a n e w « » » rie d l i f e a brid e keeps h er expen se* " T h e y w e r , low d o w n to » * a w eek, and h er frie n d s the su gar Im porter. w «< rh robb ery.” — W a sh in gto n S ta r . boast a bou t It fo r tw e n ty years. Here jour teeth out end pie to end bridge work done. For out-of-town patron* we finish plat« end bridge work in one day if neceaaery. PRICES; Modern. . $SJE 221**. Ts* $3.50 W F M s i.......U m Immd FAp . 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