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THE LUCK OF SUMMER BOARS I I I Opinions of Great Papers on Im portant Subjects. BOYS AND THE FARM. HE surest way to Interest children In farming Is to let them make a little real money out of it, money that they can call their own and spend In any reasonable way. You remember how It was yourself. You couldn't see any fun In farming un til you began to And a little profit In the business. You became enthusiastic after a good season which gave you a chance to save money. The boy's first paying garden and the girl's nice flock of profitable chickens will anchor their owners If anything will do It. A little good advice will soon start the extremely Important habit of saving money. Can he clear $50 In a year? Sometimes. Fifty dollars placed In a sav ings bank every year will amount In twenty years at 4 per cent to the very respectable sum of $1,549.46, enough for a good start In business. But the moral and business training that goes with It should be worth more than the money. A successful boy Is pretty sure to become a successful man. The farm boy who saves money every year Is not likely to grow Into the kind of men who fill the poorhouses or live on their cred itors or drift abont the country telling hard-luck stories They will be too busy being good, substantial citizens and a credit to the parents who gave them a right start — American Cultivator. T DOCTORING B Y CONTRACT. EDICAL men are getting their profession down to a practical business basis. The latest plan advocated Is called "contract practice," and It 1s believed this will help to solve the problem of securing proper medical attention for people who cannot afford to pay big doctor bills. It has oth er advantages. Many medical men who are really In love with their profession and serve altruistically rather than for mere profit believe the time will come when the practice of medicine will be divided by specialists, the general practice will be no more and physicians will all be in the employ of the city or State to serve the people of all classes commonly and equally. Human life, In theory, has a common value. Irrespect ive of individual accomplishments or conditions. If it were not for the altruistic disposition of medical men. together with the natural desire of the scientist to en large hla scope by experience, causing him to treat many cases without compensation, medical science at Its highest development would be controlled and used exclusively In the Interest of the life and health of people who have the money to pay. and the poor Amer ican would be on a plane with the poor Hindu. Fortunately the majority of medical men do not feel that their calling Is for profit only—they serve to do good. The majority of them recognise the fact that society and the State has conferred upon them a privi lege and an honor, that their opportunity to follow this IMI blessed work springs from the people whom they serve. Only a few abuse the privilege.— Des Moines News. PRICES AND FAR M LABOR. ECRETARY WILSON returns from a West ern trip with the conviction that hie pre vious explanation of the upward trend of food prices Is sound. He attributed the troubles of the consumer to the scarcity of farm labor, and he sees no reason to change that view. Thousands of fertile acres, he says, are lying Idle In the Far West because their owners cannot get "hands’1 at any rate of pay. American boys drift to the cities, while immigrants, even If from purely agricultural districts, are either unable or unwilling to do farm and field work, while many of those who try It prove to be Incompetent owing to the different methods and the Improved machinery employed here. Those who regard this theory as Inadequate and who think that monopoly Is not without considerable responsibility for the high prices of foodstuffs must admit that the scarcity of agricultural labor Is a fact, and as such It at least partially accounts for the phe nomenon In question. Hence, It Is highly desirable to continue and extend the work of the Federal Informa tion division of the Bureau of Immigration, which has sought to promote the better distribution of Immigra tion and has taken particular pains to direct the aliens to the Western States or localities where the shortage of labor Is greatest.—Chicago Record-Herald. D R Y FARM IN G IN TH E WEST. c m OLORADO, Wyoming and New Mexico have recently made large appropriations for “ dry farming" stations and experi mental farms. This marks another step toward the utilization of the seml-arld lands of the west, where Irrigation le either Impossible or too costly. Dry farm ing Is something of a misnomer. It Is not farming land which Is dry. but farming land which is comparatively dry. It takes land In regions where the rainfall Is far below normal for old-style farming, and by a prac tical method of cultivation conserves the moisture which falls and converts solle_ which formerly were considered good for nothing 6ut grazing Into great crop-producing sections. Dry fanning Is not to be rec ommended for the easy-going agriculturist. It appeals most to the man who has a positive passion for seeing things grow In untoward surroundings. With such farmers at the helm, thousands of acres of heretofore unproductive soil are being redeemed without the Inter vention of Irrigation ditches. In Montana alone It Is estimated there are from 15,000,000 to 24.000,000 acres of land which may be dry-farmed, to 6.00<J,000 which may be Irrigated. It Is said that dry farming will reach 200 . 000,000 acres of land which have been considered worthless.— Minneapolis Journal. An experienced “ summer hoarder” has been relating some of her adven tures In Putnam's Magazine. One sea- . son she stayed at a farmhouse which i was quite homelike— "so homelike, tu fact. In fact, that the daughter of the bouse didn't scruple to do Just as she would have done when alone. She had no musical talent, but she prac ticed five hours dally. I made no complaint, and left In the odor of sanctity, trailing a good reputation behind me." The next Incident was as follows: Another farm I found, where the people were all kindness, and wanted only one family at a time, they said; where mosquitoes are unknown, but poison Ivy Is plenty. With experi enced eye I noted the old-fashioned piano In the wide hall, and was pleased to find that no one played It. After a few weeks’ bliss I saw, one day. a bedroom being prepared for oc cupation. My heart sank, and fell right down when I heard that two new boarders were to arrive the next morning. Two ladles came, "boarders—or bore- ders?” I mused, looking them over and through and through. In the morning, after breakfast, my chair— mine by right of three weeks' occupation— had been dragged to the other end of the piazza, and was now a fancy-work emporium; while short ly after a noise as of a thousand tin kettles and cats burst on my ear. The old piano, that venerable heirloom— I forgot to say that the house was a hundred and forty years old— had been awakened, and In company with the voice of the young lady, who had no voice, was shrieking out rag time and all the current horrors. Saturday night brought a "popper” and a "young feller,” evidently the af fianced "feller" of the disturber of the peace. The camel had got his head in the tent Sunday morning they appropriated most of the piazza. "Popper's" cigar and “ mommer's" perfume pervaded the air, the "young feller” reclined In the hammock, and the "disturber" fed him with candy while she balanced herself on the edge. Perhaps I am a disagreeable, crusty, unsociable creature, but I did not Join the family party, although I had known the whole of them for three whole days. G YPSY SM ITH'S ENGLISH HOME. B e a n t lfn K R u m a H rd jie .l-i n G ard en of P ie tu re u q o e F e a t u r e . I stretched my week-end In London for a few hours to see “ Gypsy" Smith (now In this country), not In the pulpit, but In the garden. It took two train hours to Cambridge and two taxi course, always be a profoundly serious this particular train, so far forgot cab minutes to "Romany Tan." A big menace, says Collier’s. None of the themselves as to open a rear gate and dark man In his shirt sleeves ran out uneasiness which Just now seems so get off there at their station without calling: "H ello! Here's Mr. Arm- widespread through Europe and Asia (first coming across with a petition to strong!” We w e r e fairly lifted out could have as Immediate and far- j the guard begging the privilege, and borne bodily In. reaching an effect as any real national Whereupon Special Policeman Leon- The “Gypsy tent” Is a double two- movement In India. The rest of what ard landed upon them and haled them Bfory red brick cottage, slated and England governs or controls either to court. | chimney potted, says the Rev. A. H. consists of essential and willing parts "And the prisoners.” said Magistrate Armstrong In Chicago Advance. There of the whole, like the colonies, or else The late Rosa Nouchette Carey, Fitch, after he had heard the com- are white bays all around, with small Whose death Is regretted by many Is thoroughly in hand, like Egypt. plaint made by the cop, "had the coup panel casement -windows and quaint readers, left the finished manuscript Only one thing, however, has made It age to actually get out of that train white porch pillars. The rooms are of a novel which will be published un possible for a European nation to gov without first Inquiring of the guard high and spacious. The kitchen has der the title, ‘Th e Key of the Un ern India, and that Is the lack of whether they might do so? Well, all a “ hob.” There Is an air of comfort known." The total work of this In unity In India herself. Should that I have to say Is that they are open to an(j substantiality, typical of English dustrious and wholesome writer heterogeneous collection of various congratulations. Had they slammed homes. races, languages and religions, over a the guard onto the platform and made amounts to some 40 volumes. The acre or two of garden Is walled Robert Hlchens' new novel, "The territory as large as Europe, ever ex a 'welcome' rug of his anatomy I by a high, thick hedge. It flanks the Knock on the Door," Is described as perience a wave of feeling sufficient to would, as an American citizen, been house In front by a trim lawn and a dramatic portrayal of a contest be make It a unit, the control of England dee-lighted. As It Is. I discharge the an expanse of fern-grown rock. At tween materialism and Idealism. It could not last a week. She governs prisoners. The time has come, though the rear It goes rioting mad with leaf opens In London, but almost Imme India by means of Indian troops and you special officers and guards do not and bloom and fruit. Is it sonl or air diately the scene changes to Africa, Indian money, end there Is no other seem to recognize It, when we don't cultivation that makes these English to the Nile and the Pyramids, to the way In which she possibly could gov need clubs held over our heads to gardens? There are pears, apples, desert and the ancient temples on Its ern I t She obtained political posses teach us how to behave. I have had cherries, huge gooseberries, currants border. This Is a pleasant bit of news sion, without design, because of her some experience with guards myself— and sweet English strawberries. There for the admirers of Mr. Hlchens' pre wars with Prance. She removed an and I give these gentlemen their free- are big-leaved potatoes, rank peas and vious novel, “ The Garden of Allah.” archy and the terrible rule of spoils. dom with real pleasure." | "broad beans" that look like limas Tennyson Is regarded In France as As Hastings fairly boasted, "the plow And as the orchestra played low, growing on balsam plants. And roses, a poet who Is "typically English." man la again In every quarter turning walling music, the special officer fad- roses, roses. Rudyard Kipling “ does not express up a soil which had for many seasons ed slowly away Into the outside world, j I wrote my wife that there sere English thought," writes a French re never been stirred except by the hoofs gnawing at his nails and wondering more roses in Gypsy's garden than In viewer. "He has merely Interpreted of predatory cavalry." To what extent If the world were coming to a quick all Oak Park, and I think that Is lit transient and factitious feelings, a India could be conducted for the wel finish. erally true. There were dwarf roses temporary aspect of the Anglo-Saxon fare of the millions. Instead of for the and tree roses, climbing and running T fc e M a n o f M o d e r a t e M e a n s . temperament" This was recognized spoils of the powerful. If British rule roses, roses on trestles and fences and " I could afford now," said the man a rose that smothered the rear house by Kipling himself, for Tennyson, should be shaken off. Is a dark, unan of moderate means, "to die. What I ___ with thousands _________ of blooms. _____ There _____ some time before his death, wrote to swerable question. The loss to Eng wall the author of "The Jungle Book” to land would be almost entirely commer mean Is that I have now got together ware white and crimson ramblers, pale compliment him for his poem. 'T h e cial. for politically that great and dis money enough so that If I should die damasks. red Marechal Niels, queenly English Flag." and Kipling replied: tant province weakens her. There are. I could be buried In fairly decent American Beauties, scarlet chinas, “ When the eoldler In the ranks re of course, no signs of an Immediate shape, and that Is some satisfaction. creamy La Frances, deep rose pink ceives praise from his general, he approaching unity of feeling that could "Once before I have been fixed that Duchess de Bramants. big modest does not know how to thank him, but result In shaking off the British rule, way. even better fixed At that time brides and Malmalsons. pride of the on the morrow he fights better.” It but there are signs that some such I could have afforded to be buried in house of Bourbon. Is said that Tennyson was delighted general spirit may be born sooner than almost any sort of style, fine casket If ^ Under an arbor with a thatch of with the reply. The sweet singer In thirty years ago seemed at all prob I had wanted It, and that sort of th ing,' a foot deep we sat down to Eng- carnates to the Frenchman the Eng able. Even now there Is plenty of na and they have, nowadays, you know, Ilsh tea from under a "cozy." The lish character. “ His calm life, labori tionality talk, but It Is confined mostly burial caskets of oak and of mahog thin buttered bread and tea rake were ous. regular, had no vicissitudes other to those who call themselves the "In any. elaborately carved, that run In served from ''the curate's delight," a than those which might fall to the tellectuals." and It seeks and receives price up to $2,000. $3.000 and more. three-story cake basket. We dipped lot of the busy clerk or the tranquil some foreign sympathy by assuming " I wouldn't want one of that sort three-bits" strawberries In sugar and shopkeeper." anyway. You can buy now. at prices thick yellow cream, holding them by a similarity among the various popu The "Bookman," referring to the lations living In what Is cAlled India running from, say, $200 to $500. cas- the stems. We were much amused by new edition of Jerome K. Jerome's much closer than any which actually kets of oak or mahogany that are a talented gray parrot which kept call- "Three Men In a Boat,” tells us that does exist. John Morley. whom It Is simple and beautiful, and thats about |„a "Master's come home: where's the since Its appearance In 1889 the book rather difficult to call Lord Morley, the sort of casket, of mahogany, that 0],j hoy?" and singing snatches of the has been reprinted every year until Is an anti-imperialist of a species rap I ’d like to be buried In If I was go- hymn. "Saved by Grace." there has been produced the large idly disappearing even among the lib Ing to be burled. _________ !__________ 1 number of 202.000 copies, the 6.000 of erals. It Is safe to say. therefore, that " I am now so fixed that I could HE K NE W H E LOVED HER. this present edition bringing the total the selection of Morley for his present stand one of those If I had use for It, -------- up to 207,000 copies. During that poet Is proof that England wishes to and I suppose I might make sure of hew York i.iri'a Estimate or Her period there has been only one edi deal as liberally with India as the real one now by buying It while I have j Jealnaa Lover's Atrocity, tion. and. like the present Issue, this farts about that region make reason got the money and have It stored for You've all heard of the Cockney wo- has been published at 3s td— farts able and safe m s I have heard of men who did man who was bragging about her hus- which the publisher believes to be un that. or who at least in their lifetime band. ” 'E’s a good, kind man, 'e Is,” precedented. In an "Author's Adver Indicated the sort of caslikt In which aald the lady. '* 'E alius take care not ON BROOKLYN’S E LEVATED . tisement" to this new edition. Mr. they desired to be burled, and to that f0 ’|t me where the marks will show.” Jerome supplements his publisher's I never could see any objection. I And likely most of us have considered O cca sion o a W h ic h th e M a je s ty o f particulars about Its sales. "In Chi should do that myself If I could. j that a good story, but have declined th e U n a rd W a s N ot \ In d ic a te d . cago," he writes. “ I was assured by "Still, though I've got the money to accept It as a rscital of fact. Where The special policemen employed by an enterprising pirate, now retired, Brooklyn elevated railroads had better now, I don't think I ’ll lock It up In as the author of that yarn proved that that the sales throughout the United look out or Magistrate Fitch'll git 'em! that way. for I don't really expect to he knew a certain sort of woman na States had exceeded a million; and bs buried for a long time to come, ture very well Indeed. And one of rithnnah in consequence rnVT..o..■ V " 1 And Magistrate Fitch although. In of Its having , . , will _ lam . . them . and while It Is a satisfaction to me that sort is pretty Dora Stelnmesser. heen published before the Copyright I wlth th* U w ' 'too<, and sum<-1* nt* for Convention, this has brought me no ! h* has 80 dpclared himself. It all to think that I could afford It now. who used to be the prettiest girl em- material advantage, the fame and pop <’am® aboul ‘ hroi.Kh two passengers on yet I am In no hurry about this, for ployed at the florist's shop down on l find life very pleasant, even though 2d street, the Cincinnati Tlmee-Staris ulnrlty It has won Tor me among the an "L" ,raln havln* ,he ,upr,m * .. w American public Is an asset not to be nel^re to le* Te «»id train by means of my means are very modest — Nsw New York correspondent says. Every despised It has been translated I ,hp r* * r * * ’ *• •*>'* th* N>w York ° ° r' think Into every European language f»»P O »d« nl of Ihp Cincinnati Times- except Arabian, also Into nme of those ' Star. Any one who has foregathered with an " L " brakeman knows that. In ot Asia." addltion to the wondrous and non- understandable vocabulary, he possess- PROBLEM FOR B RITAIN. es a corduroy manner and a cheek that you couldn't drive railroad spikes t s h y o f I s S I s ' u I'ciiglc Wnals Tee, m i n a l c K s a l s s d ' u Rwle. Into with a pile driver. The two pas- Cnrest In India, such as threatens sen germ, overlooking the heaven-born and disturbs the British, must, ef euthorKy Invested In the guard on l Y crk Bnn' I hour of th* da* ,om e f» c« d Young ----------------------------- ster would slide Into the place and BuulvaZwwt D i M m y . | buy a bunch of carnation» Juet for Fond Father—Take good care of the pleaaure of feeling Dora's slen- yourself, my boy, wherever you go. for der finger» pin them on. There was ! i can't afford to lose you; you are my hardly an evening that Dora didn't go to dinner or the theater with one 1 only son. you know, | Son— Yes. but relatively I’m as hard of the numerous Infatuated. “ I can't : up a* you are In that line, for to the make up my mind which to marry, beet of my knowledge and belief you’re George.” eeld ebe to her Impetuous , my only father.— Boston Courier. ( lover. George Albert. "1 like pen the best— but how can I be sure that yon I T H E Y MUST BE TOOTH». lev# me truer* George couldn't persuade her that « J e n o f Y e a r . A r e N o t W e l c o m e s A y P u lp it a n d S ta g e . be lived for her alone. And. pending The average young physician leaves decision on her part, she walked out with a dozen other young fellows. And the medical college gritting h4s teeth The 'first horse railroad was built George stood In the dark corner bravely and striving to keep a "stiff I In 1826. upper lip," but realizing that be Is “ up around from the florist's shoo and The velocipede was Invented b$ gritted his teeth until It sounded against It, good and plenty." He Drals in 1817. knows that before he oan command like a corn shelter. Until the other The only self-supporting territory of night he won the rare privilege of a enough practice to make life anything stroll with Tlora. For the thousand but one long effort to exist comfort the United States la Alaska. The Chilean government has under and first time he begged her to marry ably on almost nothing, he will have him. | to go through with a period—often contract 698 miles of railroads at aa "But I can't be sure. George.” said several years In duration—o f humil sstlmated coat of $24.207,660. she. coquettlshly, her dark eyes beam iating obscurity and privation. A chimney of concrete block was No matter how brilliant he may be recently built ll^ Germany without the ing with the pleasure of courtship, her red lips smiling demurely. And then In the conduct of his profession, or use of scaffolding, which represents a George ripped out an oath. " I f I can’t how thorough In his preparation for great economy In the cost have you. no one else shall,” he swore, Rs exacting duties, he Is admitted to Levantine newspapers report that and threw acid on her prettiness. It the confidence of his patients with Turkey hat granted a conditional con burned Into her rosy, dimpled face grudging hesitation. It Is sometimes cession to an American syndicate for and dimmed the sight of one eye for humorously pathetic to see the efforts a 1.243 uille railroad through Asia ever and marred her plump neck with made by the youthful doctor to sim Minor. ulate the appearance of age. The long white scars. But at the hospital Alaska has three times the placer that night. Informed by an Indignant premature whiskers he will nourish, area California bad. California haa nurse that George had given himself the dignified costume he will assume! produced In fifty-nine years $1,400,000,- up to the police snd was shrieking in He is conscious that every year add 000 In gold and Alaska will produce a hysteria of remorse, little Dora ed to his age Is a valuable asset add three times aa much when properly StelnmesseV smiled happily. "I'm glad ed to his professional success. At 60 developed. he did It." she whispered to the nurse years of age. when he Is at the top Herr Rosenthal, the pianist, is noted through the muffling bandage. "I'm of his power, his services are most so glad he did It. For now I know he eagerly sought and most affluently re for bis quiet humor. An unsuccessful munerated. The young lawyer Is Just pianist said to him one day: “ I am loves me." as heavily handicapped by the misfor losing a tremendous lot of money tn tune ot youth. Even to look young Is connection with my recitals. What ALLO YS IN METALS. a heavy weight on his aspirations. shall I do?" "Give ' fewer concerts," T h e y A r e M in t Im p o r t a n t In M a k in g Youthfulness Is something to be ex replied Rosenthal quietly.— M. A. P. T h en * fatefu l to M a n . plained. to be apologized for. Age and Thirteen grams of radium chloride In the metal working trhdeg things experience are held to be Indispens have been produced at the Imperial are seldom what they seem to be. Most able. Austrian radium factory, located at people want things as cheaply as pc»- But there are two professions which St. Joachlmsthal. It la estimated that slble, and manufactured goods cannot will have nothing to do with age— this mineral has a vulue of $45.000 te be sold for less than the cost of the the pulpit and the stage. In rare and $50,000 a gram, or more than $500.006 mere metal. Many articles are not, exceptional cases you find the actor for the entire amount. Pure metallic strictly speaking, the things they are of 50 or 55 still holds the stage, but radium Is never seen. taken for, and are all the more de he usually does so with lessened pop In Jewish houses of worship per sirable because they are not. ularity and greatly lessened salary. "Block-tin" goods, for Instance, are And his lease of popularity Is gen sons who are In mourning arise at a steel goods, coated. Vessels made of erally determined by his ability to certain time during the service and tin would melt on the fire or fall to simulate youthfulness of appearance. repeat the Kaddlsh. According to th# pieces Immediately that they were A t that age he Is oftener found wear Hebrew Standard, there are trade» used. Steel must be used, and “ block” ing his shoes out on the "Great White people for whom the mourners' prayer only means that an extra thick coat Way,” which is the "via dolorosa" of is no bar to business. In a recent Issue that paper says: "The trustees ing of tin has been given. the aged actor! He may have mark "Brass" stair carpets are not brass, ed ability and an exquisite command of Temple Israel of Harlem, should but are rods of iron cased with very of the delicate technique of his diffi suppress the Individual who on Sab thin tubes of brass. Much "copper" cult art. but if he has passed the bath mornings distributes pamphlets work is not copper at all, but coated "dead Une" of 50 he Is a “ has been.” to those saying Kaddish, advertising the wares of a monument dealer." Iron. The part pure metals play In to be pushed Into obscurity. Britons are ceasing to look to the manufacture Is nothing by comparison In the sacred profession the condi with the alloys In their many hun tions are even more anomalous. Here United States for their beet and are dreds of combinations. Is a calling which not only demands turning more and more to Argentina Pure Iron, for example. Is only a la generous scholarship, but the ripening for meats and cattle. Prominent Eng boratory preparation. Cast Iron, the influence of spiritual experience, some lish ship owners and Argentina cattle most generally useful variety, contains personal knowledge of the deeper tides raisers have organized a company about 5 per cent of Impurities, and o f sympathy for pain and bereavement, which will undertake to ship supplies the curious thlDg Is that It owes Its and a wide touch with the temptations of chilled meat regularly each week special value to the presence of these. and struggles and trials ot our com from the River La Plata to London and Manchester. Work already has Pure Iron can be shaved with a pocket- mon life. knife; Impure iron can be made al And yet. In almost every Christian been begun on nine new fifteen-knot most as hard as steel. denomination. If a large and prosper refrigerator steamers, which will be Steel Is a true alloy, containing sev ous church Is without a pastor, its added to the fleet already at the com eral foreign elements. Here, too. as supply committee demands In Its can pany's disposal. In Iron, the special values of the dif didates the Indispensable quality of Many Japanese women gild their ferent steels depend on the nature and youth. Throw knowledge, experience, teeth. Women of Arabia stain their proportion of these elements. Steel wisdom and ripened character into fingers and toes red. In Greenland may be had as soft as the softest Irons. one scale, and youth In the other, and women paint their faces blue and yel Alloys, therefore, are of Infinitely the latter will almost always tip the low. In India the women of high more value than pure metals are. This beam. caste paint their teeth black. A Hin has been known ever since the pre doo bride Is anointed from head to historic days when men cast their foot with grease and saffron. Borne« Strength at Varlnna Aden. celts or chisels in mixtures of copper According to excellent authority, women dye their hair In fantastic and tin. the tin being the hardening the muscles. In common with all or colors— pink, green, blue and scarlet. element. By varying the proportions gans of the human body, have their In New Holland scars, made carefully of these two. widely differing mate periods of development and decline, with shells, form elaborate patterns on rials may be produced— materials that, our physical strength Increasing up to the women's faces. In some South on the one hand, will fracture with a a certain age and then decreasing. American tribes the women draw the blow, or, on the other, will stand any Tests of the strength of several thou front teeth, esteeming as an ornament amount of hammering. — Harper's sand Individuals have been made, and the black gap thus made. Weekly. the following figures are given as the The completion of rafting operations averages derived from such tests; on the Penobscot River for the season UGLY MEN BEST HUSBANDS. The lifting power of a youth of 17 shows that nearly 1211.000.000 feet of years Is 280 pounds; in his 20th year logs have come down the boom from P r e t t y G frla A r e W in e la th e S elec this Increases to 320 pounds, and In the the east and west branches of the tio n o f a H o m e ly M ate. 30th and 31st years, respectively, it river and Its tributaries. When the Did you ever ponder over the prob reaches Its height. 365 pounds. few straggling rafts now In the river lem of why pretty girls marry plain A t the expiration of the 31st year arrive at the boom It is likely that men? An English writer—a woman— the strength begins to decline, very the total will reach about 134,000,006 has thought the matter out and thinks gradually at first. By the 40th year feet for the season. This Is a great the girl who selects a plain or even It has decreased eight pounds, and Increase over the number of logs ugly mate Is wise, an exchange says such diminution continues at a slightly handled at the booms last year, wbea "The wise girl," she asserts, "is per Increasing rate until the 50th year is only 13,000,000 feet were rafted down. fectly aware that the ugly man will reached, when the figure Is 330 pounds The total this season, however, In make a far better husband than the Subsequent to this period the strength cludes 9,000.000 feet which were cut Adonis who Is adored by every fem falls -more and more rapidly, until the last year.— Lewiston (M e.) Evening inine beholder of his charms. The weakness of old age Is reached. It h Journal. ugly man Is so frequently accustomej Impossible to obtain trustworthy sta In an article by Dr. Hans Schnel- to being Ignored or slighted by the tlstlcs of the decline of strength after kert. of Berlin, on police Identlflcar empty-headed but good-looking woman the 50th year, as the rate varies great tlon. the errors which may easily be that the sensible girl who is able to made When only physiognomy Is taken see below the surface at once finds a ly In different Individuals. Into account are dwelt upon at length. faithful admirer and grateful slave. "Compliments from the plain man Q n f f n F o n d o f A m e r i c a n S t o r ie s » The wriler tells of many Interesting Queen Margherlta has a weakness cases of "double," where nothing are of far more value than the easy flattery of the much-sought-after hand for the books of American and En could so easily save an Innocent double She also readR En from being mistaken for the criminal some male, who Is seldom so sincere glish novelists. through reason of opportunity and ade glish and American magazines, and It original as the finger print test, which quate practice. And not being so run is her opinion that the American he believes to be infallible. The arti after,’ the man lacking In outward school of short story writers at pres cle contains the portrait of the double charms Is less likely to cause bis wife ent is the best in the world. The of Count Zeppelin, who Is the keeper Jealous pangs or feelings of loneliness Queen gives over several hours every of a restaurant In Berlin, and of King at the sight of an em fty chair and a day to fiction. She reads extensively Alfonso, who Is a merchant tn that torn dress tie. In Italian, of course, but her especial etty. Both pictures are “ speaking "Ugly men who marry pretty women fondness Is for books In English. She likenesses" of the men whom they d « are always far prouder of their wlvss talks and writes English fluently, and not represent. than the romantic Romeo of girlish In all literature likes nothing so “ Pneumonia and consumption follow dreams. The former feel grateful to much as tales of western American frequently In the wake of the often the beautiful wife, while the latter lm life, whether of the mining camp or neglected 'cold.' when the resistive aglne that the debt of honor Is ou the the ranch. She has read almost every powers of the body are at their lowest woman they have condescended to wed. thing that has been written about the ebb," declares Dr. Neff. Philadelphia's All women are naturally attracted to cowboy. American and Engfish hooka director of public health. In a bulletin. good look», and the man who Is fair to are sent to her by a London book "One of the beet preventives against look upon Is more tempted to pose as seller as soon as published, and once tuberculosis," Dr. Neff adds, "la ro a bachelor If the chance of a summer she takes up a volume she finds It bust health, which gives great resistive flirtation arises than his brother of difficult to part from It until she has power to the disease; and one of the homely physical fascinations. t'irned the last page. first signs of depreciation In health "The girl who marries an ugly man Is fatigue. Although this, with other can be certain that her love Is not a minor ailments, may seem of slight Can«* of Greatest Wonder. mere fancy of the moment rising out A farmer owned a dog— a very good. Importance, yet It Is frequently the of her admiration for a well-cut nose forerunner of more serious conditions. and chiseled mouth. The love a girl Sigh-bred and thoroughly trained dog If ‘colds' were less commonly neglect bestows on an ugly man is deeper, —that every morning for three years ed. many case* of consumption would -based a railway train that ran past more lasting and more worthy of the he discovered and cures effected, and name than the quickly given and easily the farm. The farmer and his wife pneumonia and many allied diseases were watching the persistent but vain spent affection of the woman who ig would be prevented." nores the fault« of the handsome lover pursuit one morning. Many of the famous women In his "1 wonder,” the wife said, "what and consider# only the shapeliness of hie hands, the color of his hair and makes that foolish dog chase the train tory loved children, though deprived of children's love most of their lives. the lovely voice' as he warbles soul- »o persistently." "Never thought about that,” replied One was Queen Adelaide, whose two stirring sentimental compositions. In Infancy. She "Plain men generally marry early the farmer, "but I ’ve often wondered little ones died mourned her 'oss the rest of her life, In life, as soon as funds will permit, what be would do If he caught It." and sought solace In, bringing happi while the good-looking males prefer to D a r i n « th e S ire n Y e ll. ness to the children of others. It be enjoy the fun a little longer, and to First Laborer— How do you tike came her custom to give a great bask In the admiring glances and Christmas tree as a gift to the boys pleased smiles of the maidens upon them college boys' cheers? Second Ditto— I got docked for an and girls whertver the court spent th« whom they bestow their patronage." hour yesterday, taking It for the quit festive season. The tree always stood A H o p r lffifi C o « « . whistle.— University of Pennsylvania under Chinese dragons suspended from "W hat was the trouble with them— Punch Bowl. the celling. The children walked la Incompatibility of temper r two by two, and each one was kissed "Yes; he never would get angry In turn by ths queen. Adelaide also "Of course,” said Mr. Wiggles, distributed all of the Christmas p re » when she was."— Puck. "there are some people who will never tnta. It Is said she always enjoyed Lack. understand my poetry." 1 these gatherings until the little guests That's fortunate." replied Miss Cay had gone, when the would be overcome Many a man Is so lacking In the es sentials of success that he Isn't even enne. "They are much more likely to by a sense ot loneliness In ths thought iful liar.— New York Tim es buy It.”—-Washington Star. ot har o w l childless household.