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Peculiar to Itself I ANNIBALISM STILL PRACTICED » THE SOUTH PACIFIC ISLANDS A d v a n ta g e s * f C o r r e c t M e th o d s i G ro w in g a n d M ark etin g Tn »election, proportion and combination Of Ingredient•. In the proceaa b j which their remedial values are extracted and preserved. In effectivenesa, usefulness and economy, Curing tbe widest range of diseases. Doing tbe most good for tbe money. Having tbe m ost medicinal m erit, And tbe greatest record of cures,— Hood’s Sarsaparilla In u .u a l liquid form or In cboool.ted tablet* known a a S a r o k t k b a . 100 d o m tL Something to Amuse Babj A fu n n y book in c o lo n called “ J i n g l e B o o k ” s e n t F R E E to a n y m o th e r « e n d in g n a m e a n d ad - d rea a o f h e r bab y a n d to p a fro m tw o p o u n d c a r to n s o f “20 M ule T e a m ” P a c k a g e B o rax , w ith 4c in s ta m p s . A d d re s s P acific C o ast B o ra x Co.. O ak - k n d . CaL W ANTED INFORMATION REGARDING Farm or Business fo r sale. N o t p a r tic u la r a b o u t lo catio n . W i.h to h o a r fro m OWNER only w h o w ill .c l! d ire c t to b u y e r. G iv e p ric e , d e s c r ip tio n a n d e ta t# w h a n pooaaeaiun c a n be had. A ddreea, L DAJtlYShlRE, 1 « 22*. I.rtm w . N. T. T h e V ic to ria n E n s lls h . T b e E n g la n d w blcb »poke tb e la n gu ag e w b icb w a s alread y dying In tbe eig h teen -slx tlea w as before all th in g , ■ w orld o f tb e country. T b e sig h ts and so u n d s o f n a tu r e played a f a r g re a te r p a r t In tb e Urea of th e mans of tbe people th a n th ey do to-day. T b la la re flected, fo r Instance, In tb e w ay In w blcb b ird s an d an im als w ere spoken s f an d tb e n ainea given them . I b a re m y self once or tw ice board old people In th e c o u n try speak o f th e ben as “ D am e P a r tle t.” One Is fa m ilia r w ith tb e p h ra se from books, o f course— It Is C h a u cer's "P e rto le tte ”—buk onee or tw ice a s a ch ild I actu ally b e a rd It. I suppose It w o u ld .b e Im possible to heal It an y w h ere now .— London O utlook. By S. C. AxaMtooac. W a»hin*«m l u u FsU man. In v e stig a tio n proves th a t cannibal lain n ot only still exists, b ut th a t It Is p ra c ticed to-day In m aybe tw en ty spots on tb e e a r th ’s s u r face. T h e evidence bro u g h t to S e a ttle show s t h a t tb e n a tiv e s on m any of tb a S outh Sea Islands o f tb e Pacific h ave never given up th e ir ta s te fo r hu m an flesh. W ith in th e pqst th re e o r fo u r y e a rs th ese shocking fe a sts h ave ta k e n place In th e Solom on group, In th e A d m iralty Islan d s, New G uinea, New H ebrides, St. M a tth ias, tb e FIJI Isla n d s and elsew here In tb e g re a t w estern ocean. I t la only a few m o n th s Since a n a u th e n tic case o f can n ib alism w as rep o rte d to tb e New Z ealand a u tb o rltle a from th e Solom on Islands. A fam o u s w ar ch ief nam ed O neliunga w aa the ch ie f cu lp rit. A g u n b o at w as sen t to th e scene an d C hief O uehunga w aa com pelled to p ay a fine o f Indem nity In p earls of a value of $50,U00 a n d sign a n ag reem ent to a b s ta in h e re a fte r from such orgies. C hief O nebunga la show n a t th e rig h t o f th e p icture. C annibalism In tb e Solom on g roup Is common. T h e w ives of th e Solomon Isla n d e rs a r e th e ir slaves, to fondle o r kill, a s they please. Should a w ife d is p lease h e r lord he p ro m p tly k ills her, an d w ith h is re m a in in g w ives be feasts upon her rem ains. C onditions a re m uch tb e sam e In tb e A d m iralty g ro u p and in New G uinea. In som e p a r ts o f th e la tte r g roup th e ch ild ren a re ta u g h t can n ib alism a t tb e age of 6 or 7 years. N ativ e custom does n ot perm it tb e Intended victim to know his fa te . He m ay h av e assisted In b uilding th e house an d lau n ch in g tb e canoe. In such event, he la sim ply knocked In th e h e a d from behind w ith o u t a w ord of w arning. T h e Illu s tra tio n show s a w a r canoe o f can n ib als a n d cannibal w a rrio rs sh ooting a rro w s from am bush $ 1 0 0 Rew ard, $ 1 0 0 . The reader, of this paper will he pleased to learn tnat th crels atleant onedreaded dt.ease that science has been able to cure in all 1 1 a erases, and th at is Catarrh. Haifa Catarrh I t la n ot o ften th a t a person who Cure la the oniv positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh be n , a Constitu h a s been In th e claw s o f a tig e r can tional disease, require. a constitutional treat- ■ . ,, . . . .. , _ ____ . ment H aifa Catarrh C urei. .«ken internally,! te ll la te r how th e experience seem ed ‘heblcmd and mueousaur- to him . Jo h n B radley, a n E nglish face, of theavstem, thereby dest-oylng thefo m - . . . . gallon of the dl.eaee, and giving t e pat cm sp o rtsm a n , bad tb e good luck to escape ~ ' ... ■‘tu'lonand S S .X _ n a __ tu r _ a l! “d o in g ft* . . w ith h i . life from such a pred icam en t. The pro-, —'- ‘ara have so much faith in Its* u urativepow- __ , _______ prletors an d In hla “N a rra tiv e of T ra v e l and trs hat the effer “ ■ One — Hundred ” * - ----------------- iat they Dollars for any 1 e. ... , .. oonon» u „ „ .oa te lls v. h ut th e se n satio n w as vase that it fails to cure. Hoad for list oi ( S p o rt t s s t lm o n la l s . like. H e w aa h u n tin g tig e rs In th e A.ldress F J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. e a s te rn p a r t of B u rm a w hen he m et Sold by all druggists, 75«. Take Hall's Family Fills for constipation. w ith th e ad v en tu re. T w o o th e r E ng lishm en w ere w ith him a t tb e tim e. T a k ln s N s Ch an ces. W e m arched along carelessly w ith “Oh, th e so rrow o f I t ! ” sobbed th e o u t obaervlug o rd e r o r cau tio n , an d f a ir m aid. “ L a st night I refu sed Mr. w ere n ot p rep ared to ta k e ad v a n ta g e B lan k an d th la m orning his body waa of A k b a r's w arning, w hen he ex claim found In tb e riv e r.” "P o o r fe llo w !” m u rm u red h e r glr. ed. "B ew are, s a h ib ! ” a n d a full grow n friend. “ 1 suppose he w ns a f ra id you tig er w en t p a s t u s a t a gallop. A stra g g lin g volley w as fired a f te r m ight ch an g e y o u r inlnd.” It. a n d alth o u g h ev id en tly n o t stru c k , 11 e c k le fla u e ta . the b east stopped, an d re a rin g up on Raffon W ratx— W hat’d you do if you its h in d legs, claw ed th e b ark o f a wuz as rich aa Rockefeller? tre e Ju s t a s a c a t sc ra tc h e s th e leg Greasy Grimes— I ’d build a marble pal ace with sixty rooms io it, all lined with of a c h a ir o r a table. Mr. G ra n t an d I fired sim u lta n e o u s fold leaf, a n ’ call It me bunfalow. ly, b u t w ith o u t effect, a n d before a T h o s e D e a r F rie n d s . th o u g h t of tb e c re a tu re 's Intention had Nan— T h is la Jack ’s latest picture. tim e to flash th ro u g h m y m ind, I w as Don’t you think he looks better in profile dow n u n d e r Its paws. than in. a front view? Seizing me by th e le ft th ig h , th e \Fan— Much better, dear. I t doesn't tig e r shook me a s a dog sh a k e s a ra t, ahow his bald spot. a n d th en , grow ling h o rrib ly , dragged me a t a trem en d o u s r a t e th ro u g h th e I n H i s E lem e n t# Greasy Grimes— You look aa If you’d th ick u n d erg ro w th of th e fo rest. I managed to f it in de swim somehow. h e a rd th e frig h te n e d sh o u ts o f my Tuffold K n u tt— Yep; I ’m a F uat W ard com panions an d th e re p o rt of several floater now.— Obicaao Tribune. shots, a n d th en n dizziness cam e over m e ; b u t I d id n o t lose consciousness. As I w ns Jolted th ro u g h th e forest. I sev eral tim es c a u g h t hold of th e tr e e s ; b u t the tig er, g row ling fiercely, o f th e W ell-In form ed of th e W o rld flas shook m e free In a n In sta n t. All th is tim e, although q u ite calm and collected. alw a y s b e e n fo r a sim p le p le a s a n t j ^ fe)( # gtI.0,lg d esire to p reserv e my a n d efficien t liquid la x a tiv e rem ed y of existence, an d n ev er fo r a m om ent e x k n o w n v a lu e ; a la x a tiv e w h ich p h y si perienced th a t a p a th y w ith re g a rd to c ia n s co u ld sa n c tio n fo r fam ily u se th e d an g er th a t som e persons have de b e c a u s e lta c o m p o n e n t p a r ts a re scribed u n d er sim ila r circum stances. kn o w n to th e m to be w holesom e and H ow long I w a s in th e ja w s o f th is tr u ly b en eficial in effect, a c c e p ta b le b ru te I can n o t tell. I t seem ed to me to th e sy s te m an d g e n tle , y e t p ro m p t. a n age before th e c re a tu re stopped. My com panions a f te rw a rd d eclared In actio n . In a u p p ly in g t h a t d em an d w ith lta th a t I h ad been d rag g ed a t le a s t h a lf e x c e lle n t co m b in atio n of S y ru p of a m ile from th e sp o t w h ere I w as F ig s a n d E lix ir of S e n n a , th e C ali first seized. T hey follow ed a s fa s t a s th e y could ru n . a n d alth o u g h I w as fo rn ia F ig S y ru p Co. p ro c e e d s alo n g u n a w a re o f It a t th e tim e, n ev er lost e th ic a l lin e s a n d re lie s on th e m e rits sig h t of th e beast. T o th is circu m stan ce o f th e la x a tiv e fo r lta re m a rk a b le I undou b ted ly ow e m y life, fo r h ad aucoesa. th e r e been an y d elay In ren d erin g me T h a t la o n a o f m an y re a so n s w hy a ssista n ce. It m u st h av e been f a ta l S y rn p o f F ig s a n d E lix ir of S e n n a la to me. T h e m om ent th e tig e r h a lte d It re g iv en th e p re fe re n c e by th e W ell- In fo rm ed . T o g e t Its b eneficial effects leased my th ig h , a n d seem ed to be a t a lw a y s b u y tb e g en u in e— m a n u fa c tr a c te d by th e ap p ro ach of m y com pan tu r e d by t h e C a lifo rn ia F ig S y ru p Co., ions. alth o u g h a s y e t I d id n ot see them m yself. T a k in g a d v a n ta g e of th is o n ly , a n d fo r sa le by all lead in g release, 1 trie d to escape to th e sh e l d ru g g ists. P ric e fifty c e n ts p e r bottle. te r of som e ta ll h u sh es n e a r a t band. In a n In sta n t an d w ith a te rrib le r o a r th e c re a tu re pounced upon me, D m . 1 ' 1 ! > » . I I I n .. “ That new preacher you have ie a seizing me th is tim e by tb e sh oulder, pretty wide-awake young man, ien’t he?” a n d a t th e sam e la c e ra tin g my chest “ Yep. Keepe right on preachin' when w ith lta c la w s everybody else is asleep.”—Cleveland A sh o t w as fired, and I h e a rd th e b ul Leader. let w h istle overhead. F e a r o f h ittin g m e h a d caused th e m to aim too high. A second an d th ir d »hot w ere eq u ally u n su c c e ss fu l; an d th e tig er, ag ain re leasin g me. began to lick up th e blood w hich oozed th ro u g h m y J a c k e t I be gun to feel very f a i n t an d could not su p p re ss a groan. S everal tim e s th e tig e r dabbed hla paw s, a p p a re n tly In play, ab o u t my face, b u t d id n o t nae lta d a w » , fo rtu n a te ly fo r me. P re se n tly th e b east seem ed to be seized w ith a su d d en rage, an d began T o succeed these days you to sp it lik e t n a n g ry c a t i t som a ona must have plenty o f grit, cour approaching, w hose footsteps I could h ear, b ut whom I could n o t see, ow ing age, strength. H o w ia it with to m y position, fo r I w as lying flat the children ? A re they thin, on m y back. T h e re w aa th e sh a rp pale, delicate ? D o not forget hang o f a rifle d o s e to my head, a h eavy w eight feel ac ro ss me, an d th en A y e r ’s S a r s a p a rilla . You I com prehended t h a t m y frien d w as know it makes the blood pure p u llin g m e from u n d e r th e d ead body and rich, and builds up the o f th e tiger. The G eneral D em an d For Children general health in every way. T b a c h ild re n cmnnot poaefbly h a v e coed h e a lth aniens th e bow els a r c in rro w er eondl Won. A sluggish liv er f iv e s • c o a te d to n g n e. bed b re a th , c o n stip a te d bow els. C o rre c t all th aa a by g l r In« — ^ Il II»«™ S w et - A * v a r - i Filin. All re«« ?T * g * * T Ç«-. h a w y ll. Mmm Æ v e r b ■ «HI ! *01 E CVSC. RAHHNQ O F W H EA T. co n ten ts all over th e floor. B u t It w as not th ere, an d finally she p u t all th e stuff back In th e tru n k an d searched elsew here A t la s t sh e found th e th in g she h a d been looking fo r In th e rig h t-h an d cor ner of the top d ra w e r of a b u reau In a n o th e r room . She d id not teem m uch annoyed by th e u n necessary effort, but tbe m an o f th e house spoke up. “ W hy w o u ld n 't It be a g ran d th in g to catalo g u e th in g s th a t you ‘p u t aw ay ,' so th a t you w ould know w h ere to find th em ?” he asked. “ An a c tu a l catalo g u e?” asked th e m istress, th in k in g of the boxes and b a rre ls an d tru n k s full of th in g s th a t sh e "h a te d to th ro w aw ay .” "W hy n o t? ” dem anded th e head. “ If you would m ak e n catalo g u e of the tlilngg you p u t aw a y from tim e to tim e, an d a rra n g e i t alphabetlcnly. say a page o r tw o f o r each le tte r, you w o u ld n 't h ave to go th ro u g h a dozen or m ore tru n k s an d boxes w hen you w a n t ed to find som ething.” “ l'-es,” assen ted th e m is tr e s s ; “b u t I gen erally find w h a t I ’m looking for rig h t aw ay .” T h e h ead d id not p ress th e point. A little la te r a n a n n iv e rsa ry occa sion cam e round on w hich th e m latress w nnted to w ear g re a t-g ra n d m o th e r’s cauieo brooch, w hich she h ad n o t w orn for ten y ears. She w ent to g et It out an d — it w as n ot there. And th e n : ‘W here could I have p u t It?” said she. " I w as su re i t w as In th e sm a ll est sole le a th e r tru n k , In th a t plnk-and- blue box.” T hen began th e se arc h fo r It, w ith th e brooch, alw a y s d e a rly prized, grow ing d e a re r every m om ent t h a t It waa m issing, an d th e se arc h took h ours aud cost g re a t tro u b le an d w orry. “ H ere It Is !” th e m istre ss gleefully exclaim ed w hen sh e found It. "W here do you suppose It w ns all th e tim e?" “ D o n 't know ,” sa id th e head, who bad been w heedled Into th e h u n t for tbe brooch. “ B u t If when you p u t It aw ay you h a d se t down th e place w here you p u t It In th e catalo g u e I spoke to you ab o u t, th e re w ouldn't have been all th is fuss." "O h, I a lw a y s find th in g s sooner or la te r,” re tu rn e d th e m istress. "W h at w orried m e w ns th in k in g w e m ight have been b u rg larized an d n ot have know n It.”— Y o u th 's C om panion. Clq llia s W o m u s t first find o u t w hat th a e x istin g d em a n d la g oing to bo, an d th a n , If p o ssib le, m eet t h a t dem an d ; to r II w e do n o t m e e t tb a req u iiem en ta of tb s d e m a n d , to m s on» a la s w ill, an d wa w ill ba (oread to a low ar level th a n wa a b o ald be. Coneoqat nt!y, In th e p ro d u c t it n of w h e a t, wa have to atudy th a p ro b le m s w a m e e t from a co m p etitiv e s ta n d p o in t; we m u et com pete w ith som ebody else w ho ia grow ing w b aat, not o u t n e ig h b o r, n aceerarlly, b a t o u t n e ig h b o r 's sectio n of tb e co u n tijr. A m an w ill go w h ere b a ran get tb a beat w h e a t, if b a w ant* to bay, and if wa h a v e n o t tb a b eat, wa » Hi lose th a tra d e . W e of tb e w h eat producing d istric ts of W a s h in g to n a r e fo rtu n a te in h a v in g tb e b a s t c o u n try for th e prod u ctio n of w h e a t o n e a r th , an d we rho u ld use th e u tm o e t d iliger.oe to see th a t we em p lo y o n ly tb a b a rt m e th o d s. II we do th is , w e can place W ash in g to n at th e h ead of th e w h e a t p ro d u cin g regions o l th e glo b e, a n d th e b ra n d ol the “ E vergreen H ta tt’’ on a b a rre l o r sack of flour w ill be kn o w n a* a m a rk of perfectio n th e w orld o v er. W e, tb e p u b lic, sh o u ld com m ence to ralea tb a g rad e eta n d a td . T ba s ta te g ra in o o m m iasio n ar ia at p resen t foroiDg th a p u rc h a se r to accept No. S as N o. I ; we c a n n o t ex p ect to get aa m ach for N o. 1 w h e a t th a t teats 68 pounds aa o u r n e ig h b o rs can for w h eat th a t testa b a t te r . B ecause th i s s ta te of affair* rx ia te , w a a ra sa n d in g o u t, each y ear, w h eat leaa ao n g h t for th a n w haat grow n in m a n y o th e r eo u n triaa. W a a h o n ld in s is t th a t every g rain g ro w er in tb a a ta ta a t e snob earn la tb e p ro d u c tio n h of b ta w h eat t h a t tb a re s u lt m g h ig h er sta n d a rd w ill lncraaaa tb e d e m a n d for o u r w b aat. I f w a im p ro v e tb a q u a lity of our p ro d u ct, tb a d a t e g ra in o om m iasionar w ill ba forced to r a is e th a s ta n d a rd ; and w a sho u ld ia t h i s w ay sea t h a t o ar sta n d a rd la ab o v a tb a sta n d a rd of »vary o th e r w h e a t p ro d u cin g s ta te . By doing th is , wa w ou ld cm nae o u r w h e a t to ba q u o ted a t fancy p rices. W e ahould m ak e our p ro d u c t so good t h a t wa would ba w ill in g to h av e our n a m e and ad d rera p r i n t ed o n i t , ao t h a t aa It goee o u t in to th e m a rk e ts of th a w o rld , people th e w orld o v er w ill know t h a t w e are p ro u d of o u r p ro d u c t. Q U E S T IO N S AND A N SW ER «. V alu ab le In fo rm a tio n to P a c.fle N o rth w est Irq jlre ra , B y J . L. A sh lock. W a sh in g to n K z p e rlm w it S ta tio n . P ullm an. R y a n __ " H a s m ankind av er been able to d ev ise a fen ce th a t will atop aa A n g o ra g o a tf Do eoyotea annoy th e m ! ” L. L. V. “ T h ere a re ao d o m eaticated anim als th a t a ra as h ard to keep penned up aa A n g o ra goats. To secure them , a fence should ba of a k in d th at w ill n o t per m it th e an im als to climb, and from fo u r to five f e e t high. I t ahould be ao co n stru cted th a t a goat can n o t jum p o v er it, and p re fe ra b ly ahould ba m ads of w ire in stead of boards. A w ire feucs tirade o f woven w ire and ab o u t fifty -fo u r in ch es high should hold thsm . Remain- b er, th a t if th a anim als e s a g at any so rt o f v an ta g e from which to jum p, th e y w ill go over th e fence. The g o ats a ra p r e tty good on tha dafenaiva, hence coyotes do not as a ru le m ake much h ead w a y in a tta c k in g th e m .’’ T h t u « - .ii. a s b s f l. “ Im m e asu rab le a re tb e rebuffs th a t the hel|>ers uf tb e poor, th e seek ers a f te r c h a rity for th e ir suffering b ro th ers u n d erg o .” said a New York c h a rity o r g an izatio n official. “ A frien d o f mine, a M ethodist m in ister In a sm all w est e rn tow u. told m e tb e o th e r day ol hla la s t rebuff, a not un k in d oue. E n te r lag th e office o f th e local w eekly, th e m in iste r sa id to th e e d i t o r ; “ ‘1 am solicitin g a id fo r a gen tlem an of refinem ent an d Intelligence w ho la in d ire need o f a little read y m oney, hut who is f a r too p roud a m an to m ake hla su fferin g s know n.’ ” 'W h y ,' exclaim ed th e ed ito r, p u sh ing up b is eyeshade, ‘I ’m th e only ebup In th e v illage who an sw ers th a t d e sc rip tio n . W h a t's th is g en tlem an 's name?* “ ‘I re g re t,' sa id th e m in ister, ‘th a t I am n o t a t lib erty to disclose I t ' “ ‘W hy, It nu ist be me, said th e edl tor. ‘I t la me. I t’s me. su re. H eaven p ro sp er you, p arso n . In y o u r good w o rk .' ” W h a t M a k e * tbe H e a rt Bee« I P ro f. Ja c q u e s Loeb, th e celeb rated biologist. In bis bock, “ D y n am ics of L iving M a tte r." h a s show n th a t a a trip c u t from tb e v en tricle of th e h e a rt p n t In a so lu tio n o f ch lo rid e o f aodiU'n will co n tin u e to b eat fo r a n u m b er o f d ays, u n til p u tre fa c tio n seta in. H e sa y s tb la can be done w ith a n o rd in a ry m uscle a f te r it h a s been e x tirp a te d fro m tb e body. T h ia w ould ten d to p ro v e th a t th e h e a r t la a chem ical m ach in e and th a t i t Is all due to chem ical action. T h e m u sc u la r co n tractio n is probably d u e to th e su b s titu tio n o f sodium for calcium s a lts la th e cells of th e m u s cles. T h e difficulty of thla th eo ry la th a t It does n o t e x p lain th e co n tro l of tb e m uscles. I t la p lain th a t th e problem of co n tro l la n o t solved by th e chem ical th eo ry . __________________ What is Pe-ru-na? % Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or is it Both? Soma people call Peruna a g-reat tonic. Other* refer to Parana aa a great catarrh remedy. Which of these people are rig h t! I* it more proper to coll Peruna a ca tarrh remedy than to call it A tonic ! Our roply ia, th a t Peruna i* both a tonio and a catarrh remedy. Tsd—n, there can be no effectual catarrh remedy th a t ia not also a tonic. In order to thoroughly relieve Any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, bat it most have a general tonio action on the nervous system. Catarrh, oven in penoni who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condi tion of tome mucous membrane. There moat be tome thing to gtrengthan the circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and to rai*« the vital foroeo. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted to much attention from medical w rite n a* HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy of thia herb haa been recognized many years, and ia growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined w ith CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents ig formed in Peruna which constitutes a specific rem edy for catarrh th a t in the present state of medical progress cannot bo im proved upon. This action, reinforced by anch renowned tonics as COLLIN- SONIA CANADENSIS, COBYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. »Prom a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence th a t this judgment is not over enthusiastic. When practical experience oonfirms a well-grounded theory the result is a tru th th a t cannot bo shaken. Manufactured by Peruna Drug Manufacturing Co., Columbus, Ohio W a a C e r t a i n ly P r e t t y D e a l . W o u ld A ak No M erer* A sto ry Is to ld o f a m an w ho w aa Mr«. Vick-Senn— W hat do you suppose w alk in g beside a railw ay line w ith a you would do if you were to meet the frie n d w ho w aa very h a rd of h earing. fool killer? H er Husband— I ’d tell him I was the A tr a in w aa app ro ach in g , an d aa it ro u n d ed th e curve th e w h istle gave one man he was looking for, all -right. I have ju st given orders to have that new addi of th o se ear-d estro y in g shriek* which tion to the house torn down and built seem to pierce high heaven. again exactly as you w ant it. A sm ile broke over th e d eaf m an ’s B x e m p llfte d . face. Mother! w ill #nd Mrs. Winslow's Soothing G eorfle -A u n tie, wtoat does Irony “ M an,” sa id he, “th a t ’s th e first ro b Syrup the bee'- remedy to use to* their c tc id r n lu rin g the teething period. m ean? in I ’ve b e a rd th is sp rin g !” A u n tie— I t m ean s to m y one th in g D l i e e r e r l e g W r ite r s . C o u ld n 't B * S n o b b is h . an d m ean th e opposite, like callin g a T b e re je c tio n of a m a n u s c rip t o ften M r* D e S tyle— I'v e been sending rain y d ay a flue day. le ft a pang, b u t th e accep tab le m a n u M ary to a fash io n ab le academ y, but Getfrgie— I th in k I u n d e rsta n d yon, sc rip t, esp ecially from a n unknow n sh e doesn’t seem to get on very well. au n tie. W ouldn’t th is he Iro n y : “Aun b an d , b ro u g h t a glow of jo y w hich U ncle J e rr y — No? She’s a p retty tie, I d o n 't w a n t a nice big piece of rich ly co m p en sated me fo r a ll I s u f b rig h t gtrl. c a j t e r _________________ fered fro m th e o th ers. T o feN th e M rs. D e 8 ty le— O h! sh e's b rig h t and R e v e r a e K n ig ll a h . touch n ev er fe lt before, to be th e first v ery sensible, but------ “Johnny, don’t stuff yourself so. If to find th e p la n e t u n im ag ln ed In tb e U ncle J e rr y — A h ! I guess t h a t 's It. you ‘eat properly you’ll live long.’ ” Illim itab le heaven o f a r i, ,o be la a t S h e's too sen sib le to be affected by I t — “ N othin’ in that. paw. I ’d ruther eat th e d a w n of a new ta le n t, w ith th e C a th o lic S ta n d a rd and T im es. long an ’ live .properly.” lig h t th a t eeeuta to m a n tle th e w r it'e n page, w ho w ould n o t be an e d ito r fo r such a p riv ileg e ? I d o n o t know how It is w ith o th e r e d ito rs w ho a re also a u th o rs, b u t I can tr u ly say fo r m y self t h a t i o th ln g of my own w hich I th o u g h t fre sh an 1 tru e ev er g av e me m ere pletter.rc titan th a t I got from the is most painful. lik e q u a litie s In th e w o rk of some \*hat’ s ¿ood? you n g w r ite r rev ealin g h is pow er.— W. D. H ow ells iu A tlan tic. RHEUMATISM F lu .-n e y of Speech. T J A C 83 S O I L T h e coim uou fluency of speech In m any m en an d m ost wom en Is owing to a sc a rc ity o f m a tte r an d a scarcity o f w ords, fo r w hoever Is a m a s te r of Gives Instant relief. lan g u ag e an d h a th a m ind full o f Ideas Removes the twinge». w ill be a p t lu *t>enklng to h e s ita te upon th e choice o f both, w h ereas com m on ® U S E IT , T H E N -Y O U ’L L K N O W sp e ak ers h av e only one set of Ideas an d 2 Ao.— A L L D R U G G IS T S — 8 0 c. one se t o f w ords to clo th e th em In, and th ese a r e alw ay s read y a t th e m outh, so people com e fa s te r o u t of ch u rch w hen It la alm o st em pty th a n w hen a Glenwood, Id a h o __ “ Ia ‘ quack g r a s s ’ cro w d Is a t th e door.—D ean S w ift. a d an g ero u s p e s tf H ew m ay F kill m o rn in g -g lo rie s!" C. B. CITO Bt- Vitus’ Dance and all Nervous DW' mm C a l l i n g I l l s A t t e n t io n . S h o p T a lk B a rre d . Ti l A permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ortut “ ‘ Couch g r a s s ’ ia a n o th e r nam e fo r Nerve Mr. Lingerlong— I had a queer adven Friend ( a t w edding)— Where are yo« Restorer. Bend for FREE f2trial botUe and th ia past, and it ia c e rta in ly dangeroua treatise. Dr. li. IL Kline, IxL, »31 Arch BU, PhUa^Pw tu re this afternoon------ going to spend your honeymoon, dear? when it once has escaped in to a garden. Miss de M uir (w ith a sw ift glance at Blushing Bride— ’Sh ! You m ustn’t let T h e M a s t e r ’s T i l l « . In th e E astern S ta te s it is rep o rted the clock)— You mean yesterday after my husband hear you ask that question. P ro f. Key w hen h ead m a s te r o f a noon, I presume. Don’t you know he’s a beekeeper? ? u ite o fte n , b u t I h a v e not been in- orm ed th a t it ia in th e N o rth w est in Inrge London school w na one o f th e | an y g re a t abundance. T ha morning- m ost genial gentlem en th a t ev er filled g lo ry is even more dan g ero u s th a n th a t position. H e w as fond o f en co u r q u ack grass. F all plow ing and co v er aging fu n In hla boys an d w a s n o t u n ing w ith stra w or m an u re are fa irly good m eans of d estro y in g it, b u t i t is w illin g to reco u n t occasionally d u rin g n e a rly im possible to k ill i t by fall plow class tim e w hen a n y th in g p ro m p ted It tlie m an n ers and cu sto m s o f co u n tries m g .“ he had v isited. On one occasion be Ana W o lf Creek, M ont__ “ How mueh a l f a lfa seed should be sow n per a r r e t te llin g hla cla ss ab o u t S p ain an d sn ld : No old sore exists merely because the flesh is diseased at th a t partic “D o you know , boys, t h a t w hen a W hich ia b a tte r, fall or sp rin g seed u la r s p o t; if th is were tru e sim ple cleanliness and local applications wonld m an a tta in s to em inence th e re he Is not in g !” W. C. heal them . W henever a sore or ulcer refuses to heal rendily, th e blood is at “ I f m o istu re cond itio n s era all rig h t, called 's ir,' b u t I* given th e title of fa u lt; th is vital fluid is filled w ith im purities end poisons which are being fa ll le a d in g will do in soma regions. ‘don T ” constantly discharged into th e place, feeding it w ith noxious m atter and S p rin g se a lin g should ba dona ao as One of th e boys h ere called o u t : irrita tin g and inflam ing th e nerves and tissues so the sore cannot heal. to av o id dam age by fro s t w han th a aeed “T hen, I suppose, sir, th ey wonld These im purities in the blood m ay be the rem ains of some constitutional ia g erm in atin g . T w elve to fifteen call you Don K ey?” trouble, the effect of a debilitating spell of sickness, leaving disease germ s pounds per se re ia ab o u t rig h t fo r broad- T h e g ra v ity o f th e c la s s w as com in the system , or the absorption by th e blood of the fermented refuse m atter ea st seeding, b u t if a d rill or ssader ia pletely up set fo r th e re m a in d e r o f tlie w hich th e bodily channels of waste have failed to remove. A gain the cause used, te a or tw elve w ill d o .” a fte rn o o n .— S tra n d M agazine. m ay be hereditary, the diseased blood of ancestry being handed down to G ra ss V alley, Or.— “ P lease tall ms posterity ; b u t w hatever the cause, the fact th a t the sore will not heal shows co n cern in g th e co m p arativ e v alu e of A p p l e P I * s a d J a a t le v . C o a . (d e r a t e . the necessity for th e very best constitutional treatm ent. There is nothing w h e a t, h ay , s a d earro ta as a feed fo r In a c o u n try ch u rch one S ab b ath , th a t causes more w orry and anxiety th an an old sore w hich resists treatm ent. T he ro u tin e of tb e crim in a l co u rt h o rse s .” I. M. U. a s th e co n g reg atio n w ere risin g fo r the E very sym ptom suggests pollution proceedings bad been m arked by only “ Sueh a com parison ia im possible, I w an t to recom m end S. 8. S. to any w ho *r» one u n u su al Incident, an d t h a t w as tbe since th a feeds you m ention do not fill first hym n, s n old lad y e n te re d tfhe and disease—the discharge, the red, in need of ■ blood p u rifler/and especially as a a la c rity w ith w hich a c e rta in h ard th e sam e need. The food v alu e a f ear- ch u rch a t tb e sam e tim e. She held up angry looking flesh, the pain and in- rem edy for nor«* and obatinats ulcera. In 1877 “ K eep y o u r ilatnmation, and the discoloration of c h a ra c te r w as sentenced for six ty days ro ta is v ary lew. b u t th a effect th ey b er h an d , ex claim in g : I had my leg badly cu t on tha sharp edge of a to the w orkhouse. “ Ju d g e ,” observed h av e in to n in g up th a sy stem , and knap seats. I*>sli. y e neetlna a rise , tho u g h I surrounding parts, all show th a t deep barrel, and having on a blue woolen »toeking th e d is tric t a tto rn e y a t th e close or tbe m g it in good ru n n in g o rd er is very *>nve com e In.”— Ixtndon E xpress. lown in the blood there are morbid the place was badly poisoned from the dye. A im p o rta n t. A horse could s a t a peek of d re a ry session, “you seem to relish th e and dangerous forces a t work, con g re a t to re formed and far years no ona knows ea rro ta p e r day to a v ery good ad v an w hat 1 suffered w ith the place. 1 triad, it stantly creating poisons which may privilege o f sen d in g th a t m an to th e ta g e , b u t you ahould n o t a tte m p t to teem ed to me, everything I h ad ever heard of, in th e end lead to Cancer. Local w orkhouse. D id hla case Im press you?” a u b s titu te them fo r hay. The earn# ia but 1 got no relief and I thought 1 would have applications are valuable only for “ Now, look h ere,” w hispered tb e tr u e in m ak in g a eom parisoa of w h eat to go through life w ith an angry, discharging IN THE R O U G H ES T WEATHER their cleansing and antiseptic effects; Judge a s he beckoned th e a tto rn e y and raw ca rro ts for hog food, although •ore on my lag. At teat I began th a use of AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY they do not reach the blood, where aside, “t h a t m an la a w o rth less fellow, up to th e am ount th a t a kog will sa t, S. S. 8 ., and it waa but a short tim e until 1 saw the real cause is located, and can WATERPROOF alw ay s d ru n k an d never c o n trib u te s a tb s s a rro ta will rep lace a e o rtaia por th a t tha place waa Improving. I continued It therefore have no real curative w orth. until it removed all the poiaoo from m y Mood cent to th e su p p o rt of hla w ife, w ho 1» tio n o f th e w heat. I eaa sa fely say t h a t w h ere earro ta w ill r'.ald tw en ty S. S. S. heals old sores by going down and mad# a com plete and perm anent cu re of a m ost deserv in g wom an. I feel so rry to n s p er aera, you w ill find it highly the to re. JHO. to th e fountain-head of the trouble ^ASRH® fo r her, an d w henever be Is In prison p ro fitab le to food them to hogs to th e 250 lfavy Street, Brooklyn, M. Y. and driving out the poison-producing sh e com es to o u r hom e an d a ssists my ; fu ll e s p s a ity of th e ir a p p e titie s, p ro v id . POMMEL germ s and morbid m atters which are w ife In th e kitchen. And,” chuckled in g you food some g ra in in eonneetioa ' SLICKEPS keeping th e ulcer open. It removes every particle of im purity from th e cir th e Judge a s he tap p ed tb e a tto rn e y 's 1 w ith th e eorroto; b u t you will bo e n culation and m akes th is life-stream pure, fresh and health-sustaining. Then » 3 5 2 Shoulder ch eerfu lly , “sh e does know ab le to k eep stock hogs on earro ta alone, as new, rich blood is carried to the place th e healing begins, all discharge Thla trade mark a s th e y co n tain too em ail s p ercen tag e how to b ake apple p ta " — A rg o n a u t and th e word ceases, the inflam mation leaves, new tissue and healthy flesh are formed, s f bone-and mueelo m ak in g m a te r ia l.” T ower on th* and soon the sore or ulcer is well. S. S. 8. is the greatest of all blood p u ri F a l l o f R c m la la c c a e c . buttons distin fiers and finest of tonics, ju st w hat is needed in the treatm ent, and in addi O v t t lis A e a M le te d . guish this high A t tb e d ifferen t arm y sta tio n s tn th e “ My dad kia lick your dad.” said tba tion to carin g the sore will build up snd strengthen every p a rt of th e system . grade slkker fleet W est It la th e p ra c tic e fo r tb e officers ! d irty faced boy. tbe just as good Snecial book on Sores and Ulcers and anv medical advice desired furnished on leaving tb e lr post for som e d is ta n t brands “ I d o n 't know w hether he kin o r not,” free to all w ho write. T H E SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA- s ta tio n to aell off ev ery th in g they do said the new boy on th e other aide of tha n ot c a re to keep. In connection w ith back yard fence, "hut I ’ll bet my ma kia th is custom In “ Rem iniscence* o f a o u ttalk your’n.” —Chicago Tribune. S oldier’s W ife" Mr*. E llen B iddle tell* M issouri marketed 1U>.1.' k >.06B doaena an am u sin g story. of egg* last year, (or which waa received T h e re w aa a very estim ab le wom an more th an $18.000,000. Added to this O PE N ALL. THE Y E A R living a t tb e g arriso n , a v e ritab le Mrs. are the Items of live and dre**ed poultry C latsop H ack S eamoi , O reion M alaprop. She told ns o f som e jew and feathers, making the com fortable sum D irectly oa th e beach av erlo o k laa I h e tb e « cesa. H ot e a lt bathe aad I elry aba h ad loot, and am ong th e o f nearly $40.000.000 for poultry pro- th in g s wka a topaa chain w ith a beau 4n ets for the la*t veer. *»M ila . tifu l “p en d u lu m .” M ChlBtH OTTMCrAMILV. h t N , BO V S. W OM IN, M ISSES AND CHILDREN. M ak e a s iru p In y o u r p re se rv in g ket- T h e lad y h ad an auction before she l e f t a f te r h e r h u sb a n d 's d eath , an d Be fro m 0 p o u n d s of su g a r. W hen boil . (A m tm y W m p muutmfamtm rmr m thm w hen som e silv er-p lated knives w ere in g w ell, ad d 10 p o u n d s o f chopped a p S ^ w m r h f . Amammmm Ihmy M M f ‘ p u t up fo r sa le ah# rose an d In a sob ple a n d six lem ons sliced. L et cook •hmmm. f k Amt f e e , w ea r #»«»■*. aeo o r jv o a fo f r a n ts fn a u m bing voice s a i d ; “ Ob. d ear, n o t I can u n til th e f r u it slak e. T h en rem ove No. 21 — 0 « P N U ^ s h o r n m thm wmrtd tm-dmy, n o t sell th e m ! T hey h a r e been In d e a r fro m th e fire an d p n t Into gallo n Jars. W. L Douglas $4 and $6 6IH Edge Shota Cannot Bt E* tal ltd At Atj Prie A H O U SEH O LD H IS T . Jo h n 's m outh too o ften I” T h la w ill k eep fo r a y e a r If th e cru e t I T T H E H w r i t i n g t o M a d v e rtls u ra p le a s e • r i 'k l 'T l n X . * . L O - tlu h i m . . . * t n It ttontri m tMUai. X . k . * • M l- t t f t . . w hich form e over tb e to p a s It cool» r e I y f m e n t i n a t h t o p n A r t ic i - P a l .lw * T « • K e e n S k o a l s ■ « I f y o u r m o th er w as one o f tbe kind m a in s unbroken. A lp h a b -llc a llv r a t a l . , « e t. w ho let th e ch ild ren play w ith every T h e m latresa o f th e bouse w as look th in g In th e hone*, you h a d a good F rom Chicago the distance to H ong ing fo r som ething th a t sh e bad p ut tim e, b u t you h a v e n 't a n y h elrlo o m a kong is, via New York and Sue*, 12.-122 s w a y sa fe ly and «ecurely. S he th o u g h t m iles; via Ran Francisco, 8.305 miles; Som ehow, w e alw ay s d la llk s to see vis New Orlesn* and Panam a. 11.742 Color m ore Roods brtRhter and looter c o lo n ___ an y other dye. One 10c package colo I cotton equally w e ll ebe had p u t It In a c e rta in tru n k , an d /rite »or n r^bookiet and la cu aran te.d to l i v e p erfect resulto. A a k ----------- ---- p ] o et p aid a t 10c •, or w e w ill send flam ed th a t tru n k a n d sc a tte re d tb s a cook sm oke o r chew tobacco miles, and vis Tehuantepec, 10,220 miles. h o w l* dro, blearh|»nd m ix colera. M ONROE D R U G I s.s.s HEALS •OLD SORES MADE FOR SERVICE MOORE "T I W .L . D O U G L A S *sr zjrjttzrztäxirtizz: * PUTNAM FADELESS