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A Scrofu la Few are entirely free from it. I t may develop bo slowly as to cnnse little if any diBturbance during the whole period of childhood. It may then produce dyspepsia, ca tarrh, and marked tendency to con sumption, before causing eruptions, sores or swellings. T o get entirely rid o f it take the great blood-purifier, Hood’s Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or in chocolated tablets known us Sarsatabs. 100 doses $ 1 . To Know O n e a e lf. How can a man learn to know him self? By reflection never, only by ac tion. Iu the measure In which thou seekeat to do thy duty shall thou know wlint is In thee. But what Is thy duty? The demand o f the hour.— Goethe. P e r v e r t* J C r o w ld lo u . T h e L im it. “ You say sh • is modest?” “ E xtre m ely; she is too modest to take a bath In one o f those uewly In vented glass bath tubs.” “ I don’t see why?” 'Because It Is trnn#r>*r«»Tit.” t Old Favorites s CHORUS. Mothers w ill And Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing fyru jt tii - b s* rem edy to use tor ibwir ch Uu a ¿ a riu g ibe teeth ing ¡»cr.oU. The Take me home to the place where my little ones sleep. Poor massa lies buried close by ; O’er graves of the loved ones, I long to weep. And among them to rest when I die. > Take me home to the place where the orange trees grow. T o my cot in the evergreen shade, Where the flowers on the river’s green margin may blow, Their sweets on the bank where we played. I le a l T h in * . “ I)o you think that unconscious spell which Miss Sharp had at the bull was a swoon?” “ N o; I um sure It was a feint.” “ W hat do you mean?” Q u ic k R e f l e x A c t i o n . “ She had declared her Intention of Shocked and Grieved Parent— Tommy, making a sensation at the ball, and I where did you get those beautiful littlt | think she was like her intention— she spotted eggs? You have been robbin| wanted to be carried out." some bird’s nest, you wicked boy ! Tommy— I ’ m goin* to set the old hen on ’ m, mamma, and raise some pretty lit The Society for the Destruction of The path to our cottage, they say, has grown green, , tle birds, so you can put some more of Vermin is an English organization, with And the place is quite lonely around. 'em on your hat.—Chicago Tribune. the object of warriug on the rata in that And I know that the smiles and the forms country. _______ ___________ I have seen. E x tre m e s . Now lie in the dark, mossy ground. “ Pardon me,” said the dowager with tht mole on her chin, “ but there is hardlj Take me home, let me see what ia left room for two of us here if you are goin| that I know. to keep that thing an your head.” Can it be that the old bouse is gone? “ O, I guess there’s room enough, mad The dfcar friendwof my childhood, indeed o f tha happy home* o f to-day la a must be few. vast fund o f inform ation as to the am,” answered tha aharp featured younj woman with the umbrageous hat, wh< And I must lament all alone. best methods o f promoting health and occupied the adjoining seat. “ I ’ m noi F o rg o tte n . happiness and right liv in g and know making any kirk about the spaca you) Forgotten, you? Well, If forgetting feet take up.” —-Chicago Tribune. ledge o f the world’s best products Be thinking all the day Products o f actual excellence and Bt. V tu «* Dance and all Nervous Dta-eaes How the long hours drag since you left i-rmunenUy cured by Dr. Kline’s (»ria l reasonable claims truthfully presented me ; -ji S’-orer. Hand for F R E E #2trial bottle and (The days seem years, with you aw ay), and which have attained to w orld ireai.se. Dr. XL I L L I n ,. Ld..»«l Arch bt., FhUa.,F* Or hearing through all the strange babble wide acceptance through the approval A D r e a d fu l S e c re t. Of voices now grave, now gay. W ife— Have you any secret* you o f the W ell-Inform ed o f the W orld; Only your voice. Can this be forgetting? not o f Individuals only, but o f the keep from me, dearest? Yet, I have forgotten, you say. Husband— None, darling. many who have the happy faculty of Or counting each moment with longing, W ife — Then I am determined I will T ill the one when I see you again ; ■electing and obtaining the best the have none from you. either. If this be forgetting you’ re right, dear. world affords. Husband— Have you secrets, then? And I have forgotten you then. One o f the products o f that class, Wife-^-Only one, and I am resolved of known component parts, an Ethical to make a clean breast o f it. Forgotten you? Well, if forgetting Be reading each face that I see, remedy, approved by physicians and Husband (h o a rs ely )— G o o n ! commended by the W ell-Inform ed of W ife — For several days I have had With eyes that mark never a feature Save yours, as you last looked at me; the W orld as a valuable and whole a secret— a secret longing for a new some fam ily laxative la the well-known dress, with hat to match, for my birth Forgotten you? Well, if forgetting Be yearning with all ray heart; Syrup o f Figs and E lixir o f Senna. T o day. I f the longing, half pain and half rap get Its beneficial effects alw ays buy That fetched him.—Tatler. ture. the genuine, manufactured by the For the time when we never shall part; California F ig Syrup Co., only, and $100 Reword, $100. I f the wild wish to see you and hear you, fo r sale by all leading druggist!. Th e readers o f this t aper w ill be pleased to To be held in your arms again— learn t at there is a t least one dreaded dibeas.1 ihut science has been able to c u ie in a ll iis I f this be forgetting, you’re right, dear. btages, and that is Catarrh. H a ll’s Catarrh And I have forgotten you then. C u reis the o n ly positive ru ren o w known toth e m edical fratern ity. Catarrh be ng a com tltu- — Flora S. Wulschner. One of the Essentials C Gee Wo The well known reliable CHINESE Boot end Herb DOCTOR H im made a life study o f roots and herhs, and In that study discovered and is g iv ing to the world his w onder ful rerredies. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used—He Cures Without Operation, or Without the A id o f a k n ife H e guarantee* to Cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lung. Throat. Rheumatism. Nervousness. Nervous D ebility, Stomach. L iver. Kidney Troubles:also Lost Manhood. Female Weukneo* and A ll P riva te Diseases A SURE CANCER CURE lust Received from Peking, China—Safe, Sura and Reliable. IF YOU ARE AFLICTETV D O N 'T DELAY. DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS. C O N S U L T A T IO N P W E E I f yon oannot call, write fo r sympton blank and circa- lar. Inclose 4 cents in stamne. THE O. G E E WO C H IN E S * MEDICINE CO. IB 1-2 First St., Cor. Morrison. Portland, Please Mention This Paper. P N U W No. 20—01 H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t is e r s p l e a s * m e n t io n t h i s p a p e r . I tion al disease, requires a constitutional treat- | ment H a ll’s Catarrh C u re!» waken Internally, acting directly noon the blood and mucous sur WHEN A CONSTABLE IS A GROCER face-» o f thesystem , thereb. d e c o y i n g the foun dation o f the disease, and g iv in g t e pat ent I strength by building up the constltu ion and R o n a e d I r e o f C n e t o m e r a W h e n H o assisting nature in doin g its w ork. Th e pro- A t t a c h e d a S to r e . I rrletors have so much faith In its* u rativepow - ei s hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any " I f there nliuuld be a contest for tha case that it fails to cure. Send fo r lis t of most unpopular man In this neighbor testimonials. Address F J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, O. hood I ’d put a nice bet on m yself to Sold by a ll druggists, 75c. win,” Roy C’nsey, the constable In Jus Take H a ll’s F a m ily P ills fo r constipation. The I ln h r ’ e F a u lt. Nursemaid— I ’m going to leave, mum. Mistress— Why, what’s the matter? Hon’t you like the baby? Nursemaid— Ves’ m, but he Is that afraid o f u po liceman that I can’t get near one.— London Tutler. X erxes. Xerxes now and then drank xeres. Mounted oft his xanthic throne. Sailed in xebecs, fished for xiphius. Played in xysts his xylophone— But he Never Wrote it Xmas. — Chicago Tribune. r iip r c • w* W .L D O V G L A S , $3 op)^Î!2Îâ/ff3M « C M i ia o r THE FAMILY. M C *. BOYS. WOMEN. MISSES AND CMILONEN. • szsrjztesgszz' . N s s a s y .a fh e e «MWi ef f e e fa ea e in ttm . — > «■ »— ■ tice Rem ley’s court, said to a Kansas City man. He had Just stepped out o f a meat t market and grocery story on Independ ence avenue. “ I had to close this store uuder a w rit o f attachment this morning,” he explained. “ T alk about abuse being henped upon a man! Say, all I have done to-duy Is to answer telephone calls. “ ‘W here’s my pot roast and thoso maluga grapes and celery you were go ing to have up here at 11 o'clock sure?* one woman said. “ T h is store Is In the bands o f a constable,’ I told her. “ ‘You are a tin* constable. I roust s a y !’ she shouted. -What do you think I am going to do for my salad for the card party? W hy didn't you call me up so I could order elsewhere?' “ ‘ Send me up a loaf o f bread,' an other woman said. “ ‘ Sorry, but we can’t accommodate you,’ 1 replied. . “ ‘Say, Just because we didn’t pay our bill Saturday night I suppose I ’m to be Insulted for the rest o f my life. I f my credit eln’t good for a little, dinky lo af o f bread I ’ ll not pay you u cent, so there.’ “ I did feel sorry for one woman. She told me she had a cuke In the oven and couldn't leave It. She was going to the theater to-ulglit. I f I did not let her have some groceries they would •lot have a thing to eat to-morrow. “ I'v e been called down more times to-day than ever before In my whole life. I'm almost afraid to go home. Some o f those women are liable to nioli me.” Casey stood In the doorway until an eastbound car npproached. Then he turned up bis coat collar and made a hurried escape. The store was closed under a w rit o f : attachment to satisfy creditors. RHEUMATISM Every case of Rheumatism has its origin and its development in the blood. It is not a disease which is contracted like a cold, but it is in the blood and system before a pain is felt, and the changes in the weather or any physical irregularities, such as a spell of indigestion, bowel disturbance, etc., are merely the exciting causes producing the pains and aches which are the natural symptoms of the disease. Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid and other corrosive, irritating poisons in the blood, which are carried through the circulation to every part of the system. Every muscle, nerve, membrane, tissue and joint becomes saturated with these acrid, irritating impurities, or coated with fine, insoluble caustic matter, and the sharp, piercing pains or the dull, constant aches are felt with every physical movement. Whep the blood is filled with uric acid poison, perma nent relief cannot be expected from liniments, plasters, or other external treatment. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to conquer Rheumatism and bring about a Soraetim. a fo, I had Rheumatism and had to complete cure, the uric acid and work. The polo ia my hack and between other inflammatory matter must be doit m j shoulders wee so intent« I could not rest or expelled, and this cannot be done •le«p. I tried everythin«, but nothin« did me . o r fo o d till I heard of and took S. S. S. This med- with external treatment. S. S. S. curea Rheumatism becanse it is a icioa cured m . Bound and wall. It purified my Wood end made m . I h I lik . a new mao. perfect and entirely vegetable blood CONRAD LOHR. purifier. It goes down into the Anderson, Ind. I l l S. it t h St. circulation, neutralizes the acids, I wee aororely troubled with Rheumatiem. I and dissolves the irritating depos had it in my knees, let* and ankles, aod any o o . who h ei over had Rheumatism knows how excru- its which are pressing on the sensi ciatinf the pain ia and how it interferes with o o . tive nerves and tissues and produc at r ork. I was truly In had shape— harinc keen ing pain, enriches the weak, sour bothered with it for ten year«, off snd on. A blood, and removes every atom of local physician odviaad me to use S. 8. S. I did ■o. After taking two bottles I noticed tha sore impurity from the circulation. So ness and pain were greatly reduced. I continued instead of being a weak, aour the medicine and was thoroughly curod; ail paia, atream, distributing uric acid to the soreness and inflammation gone. I recommend different parts of the system, the S. S. S. to all Rheumatic sufferer*. j. L. AOim r, blood is strong and healthy and SO* X. Greenbrier St.. ML Vernon, Ohio. therefore able to supply every mus cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam mation and swelling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not only is Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects of S. S. 8. the entire general health is benefitted and built up. In all forms of Rheuma tism. whether sente or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe and reliable treat ment. Special book on Rhenmatism and any medical advice you desire will be furnished free THE S W IF T SPECIFIC CO.. A T L A N T A , GA. •* Sten C mmm I I s Eq«tiled At As? Met BUM and prie* t« «am ptd on bottom. B la s t in g O at G ra n ite . One o f the methods o f quarrying granite la to dislodge a huge sheet from the surface o f the formation through the medium o f a powder mine. A large perpendicular shaft is first blasted to a depth o f about thirty fe e t At the bottom of this and radiating horizontally, like the spoken o f a huge wheel, long holes are drilled. The extrem ities o f these holes, says Popular Mechanics, are then shot with light charges o f dynamite In order to create chambers large enough to re ceive large quantities o f black powder. Tbia takes weeks o f ever Increasing charges. Then the Anal charge Is loaded. The now huge chambers at the extrem ities o f the spokes are packed with hun dreds o f pounds of powder, numerous electric wires attached, and the whole mine tamped with fine material. A mighty roar and rumble In the bowels o f the earth and the huge sheet Is de tached from the ledge. When half o f t t « men become fond o f doing a thing, the other h a lf pro hibit It by law. .............. T ttfca W a M ) » t t l N t a . QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. is eeeeeeeeeeee»»»» “ Oh, girls,” exclaimed the gushing maiden on the crowded street car, “ I ’ ve Just washed my hair and 1 can’t do a tiling with i t ! ” Just then the car gave a lurch and she shrieked as the muu In front o f her stepped ou her foot. S w e e t, S u n n y, Sou th. “ Beg pardon,” muttered the weary straphanger who hud done the step Take me home to the place where I first saw the light, ping. “ You see, I ’ve Just washed my T o the sweet, sunny south, take me feet and l can't do a thing with them.” home; ' — J u d g e . ______ ___ Where the mocking bird sang me to rest every night. Dluck Coaled Pau p er«. Oh, why was 1 tempted to roam? W e nre becoming not only a nation o f shopk<‘e|H‘rs, but a nation o f clerks. Every young man wishes to be a clerk, I think with regret of the dear home I left. every young woman a typewriter. The Of the warm hearts that sheltered me profession Is frigh tfu lly overcrowded at night, and frigh tfully underpaid. We have Of the wife and the dear ones of whom neither servants nor laborers, only an I ’ m bereft. army o f blackcouted paupers.— London And 1 sigh tor the old piuce again. Graphic. I t is M id that every man has his double— oven the single man. V a lu a b le In fo rm a tio n to P a c A c N o r th - « M t Irqjirera. Br P rof« r Elliott, Washington Stata Collosa. Pullman. Pullman, A p ril 25.--Thii week the Washington State College experiment station received the fol.uwiug inquiry from W. L. R., who resides in Saattle: <<I with some practical suggestions from you relative to the heat grasses or grains to sow on ‘ upland’ in Kitsap County, on sandy loam, which dries out too early in dry seasons to produce most crops. A fte r having been cleared off, this laud was allowed to grow up with young fir and ferns. Sowing rye in the full, and plowing the rye under in the spring to plant potatoes has been rec ommended to me, but to far as 1 know little experimenting has been done in K itsap County on upland soil. There are beds o f muck near the land. Would it be advisable to pile and dry this muck and later use it as a dressing for straw berry plants, small fruits, atd in start ing apple trees?” Professor E lliott replied: 441 believe that the best grass for the region you menioD is orchard grass, although I have found Italian rye grass doing quite well. The land is much benefited by the application o f land plaster, or gyp sum. I doubt very much i f you could use muck as a fertilizer, unless it was worked over quite thoroughly before using. Most muck soils are in a con dition that we call inert; that is, they are dead so fa r as practical crop grow ing is concerned, and need first to be acted upon by the weather and sunshine and bacteria, which are efficient in re deeming land. Much o f the land in Kitsap County, as w«U as swamp lands, a rt in this eondition. You w ill find the application o f barnyard manure very beneficial also, but I believe the best way is to treat the land with lime and land plaster; then follow with clover sad such other srops as may be de sired.” A. G. T., residing near Cove, Wash., writes: 4‘ Can you give me any in for mation as to whether chicken manure is too strong, and will thus burn and in jure strawberry plants, i f put directly on the crown o f the plantl In this re gion very little livestock is kept, so that manure fo r fertilizin g purposes is rather scarce. ‘ ‘ Another point I wish to bring up is the care o f a cow before calving, where milk fev er is suspected. I lost one good animal from milk fev er last fall, and do not wish to take any more chances, if I can help it . ” The station replied: ‘ ‘ In using chicken manure as a fertilizer it is better to apply it in liquid form-. This form of fertilize r is v ery high in its nitrogen content, and also contains a consider able quantity o f potash. Put the ma nure in a barrel or trough, then throw water on it, later applying the liquid to the ground about the plants. Do not touch the plants with the liquid. This would give you better results than if used in the dry form. 4‘ As a preventive of milk fever, we advise a reduction in the amount of grain feed, and an increase in food of a succulent nature. Roots, grasses, or silage would all be good, but too much *ain food might induce milk fever. ou had better make a study o f the means o f checking rrilk fe v e r by the in jection of oxygen with a small syringe.” ? 44Dodder is destroying my clover,” writes J. O. C., from Rochester. “ How may I check i t f ” Professor E lliott replied: 44Dodder is usually planted with clover, and after I becoming established in the soil, fas i tens its tendrils to the clover, or other ! plants which may be growing. Finally i it 'oses its attachment to the plant, and becomes a true, parasitic plant. It saps the life o f the ‘ host p lan t’ upon which it lives, and i f it becomes verj* strong in its growth, w ill eventually destroy the host. T o control it, cut ! out the patches o f clover where it ap pears, early in the season, before it has I formed seed. Rake this cut clover up, I and burn it before it becomes dry. By this means the seed is prevented from seeding, and as the plant itself is de stroyed, there is little probability of the dodded grow ing the follow in g season.” E. E. S., o f W alla W alla, wants to know how to kill the ‘ ‘ morning-glory w eed.” He was informed that: 4‘ The extermination o f this weed is the hardest ‘ weed problem ’ that the ex periment station has faced. The plant is one o f the most difficult wpeda to kill, but its redeeming feature is that it does not spread rapidly. It stays where it gets its first start. Smother ing by heavy applications o f straw, or nanure. is a fairly successful method, but cutting it off only makes it grow more rapidly. It is probable that a eutting before the application of the mulch would be advantageous.” M ilo M. Hastings, physiological chemist o f Christian’s School o f A p plied Food Chemistry, o f N ew York City, writes as follows: 441 am collaborating with Professor Suzuki, o f the Agriculture Department o f Japan, with the view o f furthering the introduction o f the soy bean into this country. I wish to obtain the most reliable and lateat data as to the results thus far obtained in soy bean culture in the States. W ill you refer the follow in g questions to the member o f your staff who is best posted upon this topic f 44 (1 ) Have soy beans been grown at the Washington station or by the farm ers o f the state? (2 ) I f so, with what successf (3 ) What do you estimate the cost o l production per bushel! (4 ) To what uses have the beans been put, and with what successf (5 ) Do you know o f any investigations that have been made in this country on the sub je ct o f soy bean product« as human fo o d s !” This Inquiry wan referred r< la Prof* human race.” Also a Sura T ast fo r T u b erc u lo s a in the C ow . By Dr. K. W. Stouder. Aoetetant Profaaaor ° f Sur- gerp. Washington Agricultural College. 4 4 W ill you tell me what is the matter with milk when it turns thick and slimy, resembling a mixture o f hot water and starch,” writes A. H., from Chelan Falls. ‘ ‘ W henevtr ipy cow misses being milked, her milk foY sev eral days thereafter has this appear ance. It tastes all right, but to me it seems queer that milk should act this way. Also, tell me how to find out if an animal has tuberculosis.” Dr. K . W. Stouder, assistant pro fessor of surgery, replied: 44The coagu lation o f the milk you refer to is no doubt due to a slight inflammation o f the udder, due to the retention o f the milk too long, coupled with some bac teriological ehange in th « milk, th « lat ter possibly being due to an infection passing through the milk duct o f the teat. The mifk might, or might not, be wholesome, depending upon the organ ism causing the coagulation. Senti ment, however, would revert against the use o f such milk. 44 In order to test an animal fo r tu berculosis, we use a biological product, or toxme, known as tuberculin. This must be injected by an experienced op erator, hypodermically, and a careful record kept o f the temperature fo r sev eral hours both before and after th# in jection. The test is very reliable, but in order to perform it, a person must have had specific instruction, as well as some experience in its application.” T o Breal ¡n N «w S h o e * Alw ays shake In A lle n ’« Font-K*se, epow iler. it cures hot, sw eating, ach ing, sw ollen leet. Cures corns. In .ro w in g n ails and bunions. A t *11 druggists and shoe ateres, lioc. Dont eeeept *uysubstitute. H a u p iem a i.ed fltK J C Address A llen S. Olmsted, La Hoy, N. Y. Not H ero R oney. “ I am flftv «even y e a n old, snd until to - cent.Iy my huir w n very »-ray. But In a faw w eeks A yer's Hair V ivor restored the niUural color to my hair so now there U not it gray hair to be seen.’* — J. W. ¿iA.Nbott, Boulder Creek, Cat. by J . C. A yer Co., LowsU, Aleo mauuiaoturera o f A u i/ers > ^ saksapam lu . P U L Ì. CHERRY PECTORAL. T h e O ld F la m e . Eva— Yea. abe used to keep his lovt letters under her pillow. Edns— And now? Eva— Oh, she keeps theai over her pillow now. Edna— Over? Eva— Yea, she uses them as curl pa- P *«k ___________________ -W hen I saw bim last he was getting to be a regular groueb. I I * Imagined K n o c k e d O a t. everybody disliked him.” The pugilist a moment dropped his gnard. “ Ob, all tbat’s changed.” A stiff righthander laid him on the floor “ Yea?” “ Yes, he knows It now.” — Philadel And sent him into dreamland. When h# woke phia P r e s s ._________________ His dream of immortality was o’er. • A C h a n c e t o G e t R ic k . T h o B oat P a r t . “ Tommy, did you give your brother tbe best part of tbe apple, as I told you A fortune awaits tbe tailor who ran Invent a secret pocket In s coat wber* “ Yessum. I gave bhn the seeds. He » man may carry bis cigars without pan plant them and burs s wbole or exposing them to tile many friends w ho help themselves.— D etroit Free Press. chard.” to r M o d e r n i s e d Y e m flo n . M o y r A ltD E. r r n T O N \ —Anenycr and ChwnIM. »3 22 “20 Mule Team Borax” What is C A S T O R IA T o m a to C s ta s f. Boll together a peck o f u a peeled to rn a toee and six minced onions until soft enough to be nibbed easti j through s colander. A fte r putting the vegeta bles through s colander, pour through s coarse strainer and add +o them a tablespoonful each o f powdered doves, mace, pepper, aalt and sugar, a salt- spoonful o f cayenne pepper, three be? loaves and a tablespoonful o f calory seed sewed Into s small cheesecloth bag. Boll all together fo r six hours, stirring frequently. T a k e out the beg o f seed and add a pint o f cider vinegar. Boll up once more, take from the fire and. when cold bottle and T h a t«* I t . Foremost ^mnng the minerals, etc., which Russians regard as the source of Siberia’s future wealth are gold. Iron, coking coal, manganese, copper, platinum, emeralds, topazes, asl^eston. glauber’s salt, rock salt and. all Probability, naohtha First Coed— Ever notice how gravt Prof. McGoozle always is? Second Coed— Yes, but there’s not bint strange about that. He does all bit thinking In the dead languages. C s s ic A ■ E ffe c t. The Kind You Ha?e Always Bought Bears the Signature of c A d v le o , Yes, In d e e d . Citimtn— I envy you your home In the suburbs. There is so much more of J f t snd freedom there. Outsome— There certainly Is; especially for th« neighborhood dog»— blame ’em ! c # In Use For Over 3 0 Years. VMS OtNTtUN COMPANY. TT MURMY «CNBCT. NCW YORK orrr. Guaranteed Pure and WboUsoac. Yon save money "and avoid failures in your' baking if you use U r BAK IN G W U POW DER 25 Ounces for 25 Cents G o o d R a le . “ I seldom make a mistake,” said the "A n yw a y.” M id her husband, “ you’ll give me credit for having tense enough man. as he placed the lighted end of bis cigar In bis mouth.” to m y nothing.’* “ But when I do,” he continued, “ I “ Oh, I don’t know.” rejoined his wife. “ Perhaps yon haven’t sense enough to rectify It Immediately.” And he reversed the cigar and went say anything.” on with his conversation. Miss Pearhley— Auntie. I find It hard to entertain Mr. Ketchley. He seems to hare ao littie general information. Matchmaking Aunt— Then specialise, my dear; specialise. I f Browning is too deep for him. t r j him s W e lle r . Do you like it? Then why be contented with it? Have to be? Oil, no! Just put on Ayer’s Hair Vigor and have long, thick hair; soft, even hair; beautiful hair, without a single gray line in it. Have a little pride. Keep young just as long as you can. THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY SH BRAND SLICKER “ I don’ t know why my w ife isn’t happy, she has everything money can buy.” ” It Is the things which money cannot buy that make a woman happy.” — Houston Post. V ie w p o in t. Sana I t was Sam W eller who made D ick -! ens famous. “ Pickwick Papers’’ w e r e ! a complete failure financially until thin unique character was Introduced. The press was all but unanimous in prais- Ing Samlval as an entirely original • character whom none but a great geu-1 lus could have created. Dk-keux re reived over $10,000 for “ Pickwick j Papers,” and at the age o f twenty-six he was incomparably the most popular luth or o f his day.— Loudon Standard. My H is S c r a g g ly Pjthias had returned, just in time to ■ ■ Lewlviüp, ionr.iUik f ;***. ...u?n P"*' Oold» B llvrr,L u tl.fl; t«*» «1. Sllver,7^-j Gold, fc) ; Zlueor •ave the life of Damon. Copr^r, |1. Cyanid*» t s s. Mailing «uvclopoa and “ G ee!” exclaimed Dionysius. “ Boys, fiill pr:ee Hst s< : t on anpücntica. Cun'.rol n.*.d I':n- Ire w« rk Rolicited. IUeieftf:iOöX U r k M M üft- when that story is worked into a play it K O R E A W A K IN G U P . will make a great hit.” “ Most noble tyrant,” said Pythias, ven- B e g in s to R e alize the Im p o rta n c e o f tu-?ng to correct him, “ it’s merely a sac rifice hit.” M a in ta in in g F o r e s t A re a. Many of the scorers, however, having Korea, the Hermet Kingdom, is wak ing up to the necessity of protecting its only a superficial knowledge of the game, marked it down as a double play.— Chi remaining forests and replanting de Is the man who nuded tracts on important watersheds. cago Tribune. has tried to get Japan is furnishing the inspiration and F r e q u e n t l y C o llid e . the same senric* part o f the money which will produce “ Do you ever meet Dr. Rybold?” out of some the ehange from the old order o f things “ Often. He and I — er— are thrown to other mak» to the new. A school fo r training gether a good deal. We travel on the Korean foresters has already been put j ^ same "suburban trolley line. in operation. The two governments drew up a co operative agreement last spring and S W E T H E CARTON TO PS outlined a plan for the wise use o f tho Clean - Light - Durable forests in the Yalu and Tumen Valleys, Guarantee,! "Serproof and Soap W rappers from and as a result a national forest policy and Sold Everywhw» for K orea has been developed. The new Korean forest laws are similar to those o f Japan, according to United States Consul-General Thomas Sam products and exchange them mons, o f 8eoul. Although Korean forests have been exploited and neglected, and the coun FOR VALUABLE PREMIUMS try has suffered severely from drouth, Send Post Card for 10-pa«« Illustrated Cata floods and erosion, the denudation is logue o f 1000 art idea given away FREE. Adores i less serious than in neighboring prov Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oakland. Cal. , j inces o f China. One o f the first meas ures to be taken up will be the preser N o O p en in g* “ TUP Directly on the beach overlooking I vation of such wooded tracts as yet re 1 nL tbe otM-an. Ilot suit batlm and I “ W hy don’t you go to work?” askoJ main. In order to do this, the govern I Cl IF F H n u ii? s F inrf Keeren-I r ■ u L ir r nu c t| 0n bathing. pier for f|tU|„c. ment has taken all forests under its the prosperous^ citizen sharply. care, whether they ore publicly or pri “ G’wan,” retorted the mendicant, I O F Knn Perlor". Electric ligh ts. Flro- I place anti Nteant bent. Finn walk»» I vately owned. The owners will not be “ you’se fellowa that have all the on't ■ deprived o f their property without com sun pa ha vs a nerve.” — Philadelphia I O r e g o n - s g , " £ i J B S i £ i # a ■ per Ser. I ..I raise b , the week. | pensation, but the government w ill reg Ledger. h a D A I I . J. MOOKl:, Proprietors ulate the cutting o f timber, and in cer tain cases may prohibit all cutting on tracts which ought to remain timbered 4 4 to prevent floods, drouths, landslides, and to preserve unimpaired the scenic attractiveness of places o f public re sort.” A ll owners o f timberland and all leaseholders are required to report to the government their holdings in or der that th « property may be listed and cared for. Failure to report within s year subjects the forest to forfeiture. The forested area o f K orea is about 2,500,000 acres, which is only one-tenth o f the land on which forests ought to T lic K in d Y ou H a v e A lw a ys n o u g h t lias borne th e signa be growing. Extensive timbered tracts tu re o f Clins. II . F letch er, n ail has b een m a il« u u der his remain in the northern part of the coun personal su|>ervMon fo r o x e r HO years. A llo w no one try on the waters o f the Yaln and Tu to d eceive you in this. C ou n terfeits. Im ita tio n s and men Rivera, and lumber operations are “ J n st-a s-p ood ” a re bu t E xperim en ts, nu<l cmlanerer th e carried on in the mountain districts. h ealth o f C h ildren—E x p erien ce a gah ist E x p erim en t. But in the agricultural sections o f the country wood is very scarce, and the fuel problem is serious. Coal and other C astoria is a harm less substitute fo r C astor O il, P a re mines have been opened by Americans, g o ric, D rops and Soothing' Syrups. I t is Pleasant. I t and one o f the most pressing needs is contains n eith er Opium , M o rp h in e n o r o th e r h'ureotto timber fo r use in and about the mines. substance. Its a g e is its gu aran tee. I t destroys W orm s In that country, as elsewhere, large and allays Feverishness. I t cures Diarrlna-a an d W in d quantities o f timber are necessary in C olic. I t relieves T e e th in g T rou b les, cures C onstipation developing mining property, and it is nnd Flatulency. I t assim ilate,, th e F o o d , regu la tes th e noteworthy that a country as backward Htoinacli and D ow els, g iv in g h ealth y and n atu ral sleep. industrially as Korea can put into prac T h e C h ild ren ’ s Panacea—T h e M o th e r’ s F rie n d . - tice the principle that the only sure way o f gettin g timber is to grow it. N ot A ttra c te d . A n oth er T h o P a s t lo t w o o *. • W H IT A IL S T H E M IL K ? “ Are you Mine. Bombazino, the beau* ty specialist?” asked the fair caller. “ Yes. ma’am,” answered the elderly, square-jawed matron. “ What can I do for you?” “ Nothing!” said the caller, making a hasty e x it . ____ ______ F ro m - Elliott, who repln replied: A New Orleans woman, well known I. We have experimented with soy for her work for charity, recently ac beans for about tw elve years at thi Pullman station, and have also experi cepted an Invitation to speak at an mented with the soy bean at our state ant I-tuberculosis meeting. On the plat- j station, located on the western slope of form she found herself seated between i a bishop and a rabbi, and the tone of the Cascade Range, near Puyallup. 4 4 2 i. We have not been able to ma the meeting seemed to be rendered ex ture them sufficiently at thus station to tremely solemn by the combination. ju stify their being considered ns a In order to lighten the solemnity, she profitable crop. A t the Puyallup eta- I said# turning to the rabbi: “ Do you tion we have had better success. Our experiment« have been tried only on know, I feel as If I were a leaf be the plot scale, hence we have no data tween the Old and the New Testa ments.” regardiug the cost o f production. 4‘ 4. We have used these beans as j The rabbi turned a sad eyed gaze forage, and also have made an effort to upon her. use them fo r grain feed for swine, w ith ! “ Yes*- madam,” he nr.Id, “ and. If you only moderate success; nnfi (5 ) I do not * w f'l recall,*that page ia usually a blank think any experiments have been made f '_____ 1_________ looking to their use as food fo r the one.” * OUNCES? H ere ia true economy. Y o u cannot be sure e ve ry tim e or have your food dainty, tasty and w h ole some if you p ay leas or accept a substitute. Jaques M fg . C s Chicago.