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Old Favorites
3
B aby.
Where did jou coine from, baby dear?
Out of the everywhere into here.
Where did jou get those eyes so blue?
Out o f the aky as I came through.
What makts the light in them aparkle
and spin?
Some of the starry spikes left in.
Where did you get that little tear?
I found it waiting when I got here.
What makes your forehead so smooth and
high?
A soft hand stroked it as I went by.
D la p a te il
th e
1 'r u p u a l t l u n .
T a k i n g I n ( h e Moll.
Lost
th e
A im e d
U ta h .
C o n n e c tio n .
T o the uninitiated observer some of
the gymnastics performed in a game
o f football are beyond explanation.
The story is told o f a half-back \vbo
* ffe © z z w k w lw b y o jjjtjjy b 1 d r a r x x tb z z u g g m l
“ Josiah,” she asked, showing it to him, complained to bis fam ily about the in
justice o f allow ing football players to
"what does this mean?"
“ It means,” said Mr. Chugwater, “ that wear head protectors.
“ I should think It was most neces
the line’s out of order. Same eld story.
sary,” said his mother, who had w it
Can’t you aee?”
nessed one game with many4 tremors.
“ Look at the front teeth your poor
cousin Frederick lo s t!”
“ T h a t may be,” said her son, stub
bornly, “ but look at me, laid up for
two weeks with a lame foot Just from
kicking a fello w ’s nose-gear!"
Mrs. Cbugwater, in looking ever the
Morning paper, had come across a line
that looked like th is:
Syrup^fftgs
^ÈÌixirtfS en u a
A
Beauty
T r
a Laxative.
B est- forMen\^men an J Child-
m i -y b u n ^ a n d O ld .
¿cl itsljeneficialEjjects,
Always buy the Genuine which
has Tne full name ot the Com
pany
'
Of
CALIFORNIA
S m a ll
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
on storm y d a y s
by wearing a
one s iz e only, regu lar price 50ty«r bottle.
L a
MOORE
tcwr»s
^
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„SUCKER
TH E Y E A E
S easide , O regon ;
Clean - Light
Durable
D ire c tly on the beach o v e rlo o k in g | H
th e ocean. H ot s a lt baths and m
I C u ff H ouse
Guaranteed
W aterproof
I B P Ron parlors. E le c tric lig h ts . Fire- I
I u * place and steam heat. F in e w alks [
■ f l D C n n U ” trod d rives. Sea foods a spec- I
Ialty# Eat«u ig 50 and g3.oo |
^
I p e r day. W Special rates by th e week.
m m m D A N . J . M O O R E . P r o p r ie t o r I
An English newspaper had this death
notice the other d a y: “ At Stratford-on-
Avon, age seventy-five.
William Shak-
■peare. A t rest.**
Where did you get those arms and'hands?
Love made itself into bonds and bands.
Feet, whence did you come, you darling
things?
From the same box as the cherub’s wings
How did they all just come to be you?
God thought about me, and so I grew.
But how did you come to us, you dear?
God thought about you, and so I am here.
— George Macdonald.
An
U n t im e ly
T h o u g h t.
I wonder what day of the week,
I wonder what month of the year—
W ill it be midnight, or morning.
And who will bend over my bier?
O ld
V alu e.
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
a ™ COMFORT
g S y r u p C o .
t»y wham it is manufactured. printed on the
front of e ve ™ package.
■ uncuun
Where did you get this pearly ear?
God spoke and it came out to hear.
What a hideous fancy to come
As I wait at the foot of the stair,
While she gives the last touch to her robe,
Or sets the white rose in her hair.
Pa rlor.
The nose of the Egyptian sphinx had
dropped off.
“ Let it go.” said the sphinx, speaking
for the first and 6nly time. “ It wasn’t a
Grecian nose, anyway.”
R
•*T | | g
1 nc
Whence that three-cornered smile of bliss?
Three angels gave me at once a kiss.
There was a long silence.
“ Gerald,’ she said, breaking the m o
nofony. “ what Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ?”
“ A ‘beauty parlor,’ my dear,” he As the carriage rolls down the dark street
The little wife laughs and makes
whispered, moving closer. “ Why, thif
cheer—
Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ”
But . . .
I wonder what day of the
“ T lfe Idea! W hy so?”
week,
“ Why, any parlor would be a beauty
I wonder what month of the year.
parlor If you were In It.”
And after that the rest was easy.
UNCLE R E U B E N A N D E D U C A TIO N .
She accepted him on the spot.
Clecm se5 the System E f f e c t -
u a nly;
lly ; JJispelvS
j ji s p e ls L o o la
la s ana
am Head-
aches duo to Constipatn
(io n ;
Acts naturally, acts > T ru ly as
O PEN A LL
C latsop B each
makes your cheek like a warm,
white rose?
I saw something better than any one
knows.
What
The automobile was going fifty miles
an hour.
“ We are now passing through a beau
tiful part o f the country," shouted the
chauffeur In the front seat.
The tourist swallowed auother pint
o f grit and dust.
“ H ’m !’*
he
ejaculated
between
coughs, “ It seems as though the coun*
ry is passing through me.”
He
*399 Everyth«»
A j TOwe* CO BOSTON
The Salvation Army is established in
fifty-two countries
and
colonies, and
preaches the gospel in thirty-one lan
guages.
M an
T o ld
a
lllu a t r a t e
S h rew d
S tory
a
P o in t.
to
“ Made ye squirm some, didn’ t they,
Cynthy?” Uncle Reuben asked, sympa
thetlcally.
“ W h at do you mean, Uncle Reuben?”
Cynthia returned. But under Uncle
Reuben’squizzical glance the color came
richly. She had been acquainted with
Uncle Reuben all her life.
“ I saw y e sort o f wriggling inside
when E liza Meadows talked about pre
ferring music with a tune to It— some
thing ye could grip on to, Instead o f
sonalas and symphonies— that’s what
ye call them, ain’t It? E liza Meadow's
has done more good than any
ten
women ye’d be likely to m eet; she’s
clothed the naked and ministered to
the sick till It’s grown, to be second
nature to her; but after all, I dunno’s
sewing and nursing and things like that
tench ye anything about music. And
then when E lviry Pratt talked about
the kind o f pictures she liked, I saw
ye get a holt o f yourself. I was leal
proud o f ye the w ay ye held in then.
“ Education,” Uncle Reuben mused,
“ must be sort o f alarming anyhow
when ye first ketch it. I don’ t wonder
it’s kind o f upsetting.”
“ Alarm ing?”
asked Cynthia.
H er
color had become normal again and
her dimples were creeping out.
Uncle Reuben nodded. “ Yes, alarm
ing. Y e never can tell w’ hether it’s
going to strike out or strike In. I f It
comes out free like measles. It’s a
splendid thing all round, but If
It
! "l,r!k<'s ln >’e never can see clear after
was ” Henrietta Bond,
’ It. There
""
’ now
Before »lie went to college Henrietta
was ns bright and likely a girl as ye’d
ever see.
When she came home she
wns nil chnnged; seemed ns If she
couldn’t
consort with anybody thnt
wnsn't college-grown. She tnlked nt-out
nrt snd philosophy and biology, but she
hadn’t any Interest In cooking and sew
in g: found life terrible dull here— so
dull she couldn't stay.
So she -vent
away.
I dunno's anybody lamented
her. Thnt's what I call knowledge
itrlkln g ln.
’’Then there was N ellie Chester. El,
own up I hated to see Nellie go. I
wns afraid It would spoil her. like Hen
rietta. hut bless ye. she wasn’t the
spoiling kind. E verything she learned
Just seemed to make life more Inter
esting. I declare I'd hang round for
h alf a day when she wns poking under
stones fo r bugs— she made It all so in
teresting.
And she’d name ye Mee
hooks to rend, and when she played
she’d play your tunes and her music
both— one ns easy as the other. I tell
ye, when I see all N ellie got out o f It,
I understood that education can mean
about as many different things as there
are ¡teople that have It.”
‘‘Uncle Reuben,” Cynthia asked, “ do
you see any signs o f mine striking in?”
— Youth's Companion.
CURES
N DISEASES
T h e re is an eva pora tion from th e b od y g o in g on c on tin u ally, d a y and
n ig h t, th ro u gh th e pores and gla n d s o f th e skin.
T h is is n a tu re ’s w a y o f
m a in ta in in g th e p roper tem peratu re o f ou r system s and p res e rvin g th e s o ft
ness and fle x ib ilit y o f th e skin , and so lo n g as the blood is free from im p u r
itie s no trou b le w ill result. W h en , h ow ever, th e blood from a n y cause
becom es in fected w ith hum ors and acids, these too m u st be e x p e lled , and
c o m in g in con tact w ith th e d elicate fibres and tissues w ith w h ich th e s k in is
60 ab u n d an tly sup plied th e y produce irrita tio n and in flam m ation , and th e
e ffe c t is show n b y Eczem a, A cn e, T etter, and skin affection s o f variou s kinds.
T h e s e im p u rities and hum ors g e t in to th e blood th ro u gh a deran ged o r
in a c tiv e con d itio n o f th e system ; th e m em bers w hose d u ty it is to c a rry o ff
th e w aste and refuse m atter o f th e b od y fa il to p ro p e rly perform th e ir w o rk ,
and th is im pure, ferm en tin g m atter is le ft in th e system to be absorbed b y
th e blood. T h e s k in is n ot o n ly affected b y poisons gen era ted w ith in th e
system , but poisons from w ith ou t,
such as P oison Oak, P oison Iv y ,
I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall,
N e ttle Rash, etc., enter th rou gh the
fo r the past tw o years, w ith the result that it
open pores and gland s, and so th o r
entirely relieved m e o f a form o f Eczem a
w hich m y doctor was unable to cure.
My
o u g h ly d o th e y becom e rooted in th e
arms, low er lirr.bs, and, in fact, the biggest
b lood th a t th e y are e ve r present,
portion o f m y w h ole body was affected, and
o r return at certain seasons o f each
when 1 first began S. S. S. the itching, etc.,
was worse, but I continued the rem ed y w ith
y e a r to to rm en t th e sufferer. Salves,
the result that the dry, itching eruption en
washes, lo tio n s, etc., cannot cure skin
tirely disappeared.
I think a great deal o f
diseases.
Tru e, such treatm en t re
you r m edicine, and have recom m ended it to
others with good resu'ts. It is the best blood
lie v e s som e o f th e itc h in g and d is
m edicine made, and I can conscientiously
com fort, and aids in k e e p in g the skin
recom m end it fo r the cure o f all blood and
clean, but it does n ot reach the real
skin affections.
C H AS. H O R S T M AN .
W h eelin g, W . Va.
cause, and at best can be o n ly p a lli
a tin g and soo th in g.
A th orou gh
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o f th e forest and field, is th e p roper treatm en t. S. S. S. goes dow n in to the
circu lation , and n eutralizes th e acids and hum ors, th o ro u g h ly c lea n s in g and
p u r ify in g th e blood, and c u rin g skin affection s o f e v e ry kind. It sup plies
to th e blood th e fresh, n u tritiv e q u a lities necessary to sustain the s k in and
a ll o th er parts o f the b ody, and rid s th e b lood o f an y and a ll poisons. S. S. S.
cures E czem a, T e tte r, A cn e, S a lt R heum , P oison O ak and Iv y , N e ttle R ash,
and a ll o th er s k in troubles, and cures them p erm an en tly b y re m o vin g e v e ry
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By J. R. Shinn, P ro fesso r o f Horticulture,
K x p sru n sn t Station. Moscow.
Mrs. J. F , Ciee, SO Gould Street, Stonoham,
Mass,, savs: " I n 25 years experience I have never
known H ood 's Hursaparilla to fa il, fo r spring
humors and as a general blood purifier; it cures
scrofula, eczem a : hns no equal as a gen« ral
spring medicine. I t g ives me genuiua sutiatac-
tiuii to suy th is ."
“ A ll that you are, uiy friend,” said
the lecturer, singling out an elderly
man sitting In a front seat who ap
peared to be deeply interested— “ all
that you are, I repeat, you owe to
heredity and environment.”
“ Gosh,” exclaimed the elderly man,
turning red with Indignation, “ I never
bad no deulln's with that tiny in my
life, and I don’t owe th«*in or nobody
else a blamed c en t!” — Chicago Tribune.
LAN D SC APE g a r d e n in g .
A ll
fo p
Show .
It Is a poor town which cannot boaat
o f aomething to the atrangcr within Ita
galea. The man In the anecdote related
hy a w riter In the Yonkers Statesman
was hard put to It, but he succeeded
in upholding the dignity o f his native
heath.
“ This is one o f our greatest show-
places,” said the resident, who
was
‘■-iking a friend about bis town.
"W h y, It Is only a vacant lo t ! " re
plied the friend.
“ Certainly, but It’a where the circus
always performs when It comes
to
town," responded the proud citizen.
R o ls lis
H ie
Jos,
Michael L'ailuhuu. « section boss for
the
Southern
railroad, has a keen
G aelic wit. One warm afternoon while
walking along the r.llro a d tracks he
found u section hand placidly sleet.lug
beside the rails. Callahan looked dla
gustedly at the delinquent for a full
minute and then remarked;
” 81ape on, ye lazy spalpeen, slape
on, fur as long as you slape you’ve got
a Job, but when you wake up you ain’ t
eot none.” — Llpplneott’e Magazine.
Moat o f the W est ia new country,
therefore It is Dot auiprlaiLg that com
paratively few dwellings and farmsteads
within her boundaries ate surrounded
by attra ctively arranged plantings of
trees, flowers and shrubs.
N atu ially,
the attention o f most citizens of tbie
great com m onwealth has been oonflned
Id w h tn ln ir a s S h e S a w I t .
to the one idea o f money m aking; per
haps the place has been mortgaged and I W h ile little Gertrude was looking out
every effort has been bent to relieve o f a window during a thunderstorm
Iliis con dition ; or, some may have set she saw a flash o f lightning play
a certain standard o f money accumula along a telegraph wire,
tion and have devoted their energies to j *‘Ob, mamma.” she exclaimed. “ I
working toward this goal. The result Just saw a piece o f the sun fa ll down
ot these conditions has been that of set , from the s k y !”— New York Press.
tin g as de the real beautifying of home [ Mother« will And Mrs. Wlnilnw*. Soothing
grounds as a secondary consideration Syriq, in- b. it r-inedv to u s lor tueir ciiUiiretz
Another very prevalent reaton why peo luring the teething period.
ple neglect th is all-im portant matter,
is found in the fact that scarcely one
person in a thousand steps aside and
g iv e i the m atter adequate thought.
Although one may appreciate the at
tractive places o f others, still the idea
of m aking bis own plsce equally attrac
tiv e is lar from the im agination. A
th ird class of people are thoes who
really love the touch which nature
gives ths home surrounding«, but from
lack of forethought and eystematio
planning th eir efforts fall far short of
success. A ll of these classes of home
makers can p rofitably devote some at
tention to this »object,
commonly
known aa “ landscape gardening,” and
ite application to homes of our («pantry.
T h s ultim ate aim of a ll landscape
gardening, whether conducted on a
sm all or on a large scale, should be to
preaent a pleasing picture. I d other
words, landscape gardening may be de
fined as the art o f arranging and group
ing tree«, shrubs and flowers in such a
manner that a picture of undeniable
beauty prevails from season to season.
I t is not enough tb st the material
chosen for the plantings should givs sn
attractive display for a single season,
such as the painter places upon his
canvas, but the selection should go
farther, presenting material that w ill
give increasing variety and alluring
beauty for each day, each week and
each mouth.
From this statem ent of the subject
it is quite evid en t that the landscape
gardener who w ields ths tools which
nature places at his disposal occupies a
position on equal footing with the artist
who w ields the brush in transferring
these pictures to the causes.
Y e t it is
qu ite possible for most of us to play the
part ot the form er, even though it ke
in a very lim ited manner.
Aa many
painters are im itators to s great degree,
if ona should im itate ths works of
others in the arranging of plants, he
would be com m itting no unpardonable
■In. In fact, this letter method of
procedure ia lik e ly to prove the moat
fruitfu l means for the average person to
sm p lo y; a t any rate, it w ill serve ad
m irably for the purpose of g iv in g an
Idea o f the kinds of plants to seleot and
the grouping methods most pleasing to
the eye.
On the other hand, it ie necessary
that the person who is to become the
amateur landscape gardener should un
derstand some of the prim e essentials
and common sense rules of this art.
W h ere shall the flowers be placed?
Shall the trees and shrubs come in the
m iddle of the lawn or shall they find a
more appropriate location in
some
other point? Is it good taste to make
walks and roads in curves? These and
many other questions naturally arise
in the minde of those who are carefully
prospecting in this subject.
I t there-
f re behooves ue to get some working
idea of these various topics.
E very
hom e-lover should give am ple attention
to this subject.
O f In terest to F a rm ers,
The follo w in g publications o f interest
to farmers and others have been issued
by the Agricultural departm ent of the
Federal governm ent and w ill fca furn
ished free, eo long as they are availa
ble, except where otherwise noted, up
on application to the Superintendent
of Documents, Governm ent P rin tin g
Office, W ashington, D. C.:
B u lletin No. 145.— Preparing Land
for Irrigation and Methods o f A p p lyin g
W ater. Prepared by the agents of irri
gation investigation.
P p . «4 , pis. 7,
figs. 33. Price 16 cents. T h is bulletin
gives descriptions o f methods o f rem ov
ing sagebrush, o f smoothng land, of
laying out fields for differen t systems
of ap p lyin g water, and of ths different
systems o f spplyiD g w ater. The vari
ous methods are compared as to cost
and efficiency.
Bnllaitn N o. 146.— Current W heels:
Their Use in L iftin g W ater for Irriga
tion. Prepared iD the office o f exp eri
ment stations, irrigation investigations.
P p. 38. pi*. 4, figs. 21. Prioe 10 cents.
Drawingn and photographs o f a large
number o f wheels used for rasing water
from streams are given, accompanied
by descriptions, statements ot cost, and
discussions of efficiency. A general dis
cussion o f the theory of current wheels
is also given .
H .S
One
ef
H e.
Own.
Mrs. Lottxkids, who bad be.n invited
to attend the opening session o f the moth
e r »’ congress, waa sending her regret»
P e rfe c t!j
P la t a .
W ith all the Im partiality o f the par
tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con
tentions o f both political parties regard
ing the tariff.
A t the close o f his talk ho was sur
rounded by the fa ir members o f the
W oman’s Current Events Club.
“ Oh, Prof. Price.” cooed the fairest,
“ thank you so much for your perfectly
lovely ta lk !
I understand all about
the ta riff now. It's Just like a lover’s
comparisons— the free traders are the
other g ir ls !”
S lv la g
H im
a
P o in te r .
“ N’ sggus." said Borus, “ you’ vt seen
that story e f sains tb it's running through
one of the magaaines. How would yon
adviae me te wind It up? I want to give
it a happy ending.”
“ Put all the character* in the atory,”
answered Naggua, "aboard aa excursion
steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the
boat out te the middle ef the lake------”
’’Yea?”
"And blow it up."
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A rc h b L , l'UUa.,i'ik
Not
D is a p p o in te d .
Adam Zawfox— What’s got yon so
much interested in that there paper?
Job Sturkey— I ’ m looking over this list
of a hundred men that owns all the
money in the country. I thought mebby
my name would be there, but it ain’ t.
Well, I didn’t much ’xpect to find it, no
how.
M a k e s a D iffe re n c e .
“ I f a man loses his pocketbook,”
said the moralizer, “ he thinks the chap
who finds it is no better than n th ief
if he doesn’ t return I t ”
“ Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “ but
If he finds some other fello w ’s pocket-
book— well, it comes like pulling teeth
to give It up.”
T h e r e l i m o re C a ta rrh In th is s e c tio n o f th e
c o u n tr y th an a ll o t - e r d iseases p u t to g e th e r ,
a n d u n t il th e la st fe w y e a rs w as sunposed t o be
In c u r a b le . F o r a g re a t m a n y y.-ars d o cto rs
iro n o u n c e d i t a lo c a l d h e a s e a n d p re s c rib e d
o c a l re m e d ie s , a n d b y c o n s ta n tlr f a l l i n g to
c u re w ith 1 -c a l tre a tm e n t, p ro n o u n c e d i t In
c u ra b le . S c ie n c e has p r o .e n c a ta r r h to b o a
c o n s titu tio n a l d isea se a n d t h e r e fo r e re q u ite s
e o n s t l'u t io n a lt r e s t m e n t . H a i r s f a t a r r h c u r e ,
m a n u fa c tu re d b v F. J. C h e n e y & C o.. T o le d o ,
O h io , is th e o n ly c o n s titu tio n a l c u r e o n t i e
m a rk e t. I t I , ta k en In te r n a lly in doses fro m 10
d ro p s t o a te a s p o o n fu l. I t acts d ir e c t ly o n th e
b lo o d a n d m u cou s s u r fa c e , o f t h e a rs te m .
T h e y o ffe r o n e h u n d re d d o lla r s fo r a n y ease It
fa ils t o c u re. S en d lo r c ir c u la r s a n d te s ti
m o n ía la .
A d d r e s s : F. 1 . C H E X K Y A CO., T o le d o , O h io.
S old b y D ru ggists, 75e.
T a k e B a ll's F a m ily P ills fo r c o n s tip a tio n .
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NO O N E CAN A L W A Y S AVOID
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Pe-ru-na Pre
vents Catching
Cold.
G e ttin g
It
A ll
(■ r a p e
sw eet
M e a t.
Eight pounds o f Concord grape*. 4
pounds o f sugar, 1% pounds o f raisins,
tw o oranges, pulp and peel chopped;
pulp the grapes and cook until seeds
come out, rub through colander, then
add skins and boll fifteen minutes, then
add sugar, raisins, lemon, oranges and
boll three-quarters rtf an hour, o r until
tike marmalade. It does not need to be
aealed.
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Boyce— I t la a true saying m at time
Is money.
Joyce— It must b e; yon
never see that old miser w astiD g s
minute.
Te
V — C el *
M eet.
Taka »crape o f cold meat e f any
V i s i t o r . M a ts « P a r i . R ic h .
kind, cut ln uniform else, sdd • piece
Visitors to Paris spend ln that etty
e f butter the else o f n walnut and on*
an average o f 1200,000.000 a year. O f
■mall onion, and fr y together until
this sum by fa r the greater portion
brown. Add boiling w ater to make a
comes out o f the pockqts o f A m erican .
good gravy, and thicken with flour to
Thn average number o f visitors to Parla
the consistency o f cream. T h is makes
Is 153,000.» month.
an excellent "w arm ed-over” dish.
When s woman Is getting tbs worst
I t Is estimated that in New York City
o f It ln an argument w ith a man. shr there are 12,300 men who were educated
"Oh, that’s Just Uke • man I”
for the bar who are in various employ-
meats outside of low offices.
would wheeze and have epells of cough
ing that would sometimes last for half
an hour,
" N o w we can never thank you enough
f ir the change you have made in our
little one’s health. Before she began
taking your Peruna she suffered every
thing in the way o f cough, colds and
croup, but now she has taken not quite
a bottle ol Peruna, and is well and strong
as she has ever been in her life .”
Bad Effects From Cold.
M r. M J. Deutsch, Kscretary Build
Ing M aterial Trades Council, 151 Wath-
inyion St., Chicago, III., writes:
“ I have found your medicine to be
nnugu.llv t fficacions in getting rid of
bad effects from cold, and more espe
cially in drivin g away a ll symptoms of
catarrh, with which I am frequently
troubled.
‘ ‘ The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troublea alone is well w oith the price
per bottle. I have used the remedy for
aeveral years now .”
Pe-ru-na for Colds.
M r. James M o irL o n , 68 East 16th
St., Paterson, N. J., writes:
“ I have given Peruna a fair tral, and
I find it to be just what you claim it to
be. I cannot praise it too h igh ly. I
have used two bottles in my fam ily for
oolds. and everythin g imaginable. 1
can snf ly say that your medicine is the
beet I have ever used.”
Spells o f Conghing.
Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from A t
wood, Colorado, as follow s:
“ When I wrote you for advice my
little three-year old g irl had a cough
that had been troubling her tor four
months.
Bhe took cold easily, and
Oa
O u t o f t h e D im
to H e r C o lli n s .
Our Landlady— It's
the strangest
thing ln the w orld !
Do you know,
our dear old pet cat disappeared very
suddenly yesterday.
Excuse me, Mr.
Rudolph, w ill you have auother piece
o f rabbit pie?
Mr.
Rudolph
(p rom ptly) — No,
thank you 1
•
Our Landlady (an
hour la t e r )—
That is three more pies saved. This i
season w ill be a profitable one. Indeed.
G r ie v a n c e .
“ Mr. Clugston,” said the caller, “ you
may stop my paper.”
“ It doesn’ t fit your pantry shelves, per
haps, ma'am,” said the editor of the
Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically.
“ That hain’t got nothing to do with it.”
“ You’ ve found that you can borrow it
from a neighbor hereafter?”
“ That ain’t the reason, neither.”
“ Possibly you don’t like the editorial
policy of the paper.”
“ Xo, s ir ; I don’t. My nephew was ar
rested last week for steal in’ a hog, and
you didn’t say a word about i t !”
Time, Saves
Nine.
Many people p etsiit in tidin g on the street cars, insufficiently promoted
by clothing.
They ita rt out perhaps in the heat of the day, and do not feel the need
o f wraaps.
The rapid m oving o ft he car cools the body unduly. W hen they board
the car pet haps they are sligh tly perspiring;.
W hen the body Is in this
condition it is ta sily chilled. This ia especially true when a person is sit
ting.
Beginning a street car ride ln the m iddle o f the day and ending it In the
evening alm oet invariably requites extra «ra p e , but people do net observe
these p recan tione, hence they catch cold.
Coids are very frequent I d the Spring on this account, and as the gam
mer advances they do not dectease. Daring the Spring months no one
should think o f ri ling on the car w ith iut being provided with a wrap.
A cold caught in the Bpring is liab e to lart through the entire Hummer.
Great caution should be observed at this season sgam st ex pom re to cold.
During the first few pleasant days of Bpring, the lia ility o f oslching eold is
great
No wonder so many people acquire musoular rheumatism and eatarrhal
diseases during this season.
H ow ever, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds w ill be caught.
A t the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until e vtry aytnp.om disap
pears.
Do not put It off. Do not waste tim e by taking other remedies. Begin
s t orce to take Peruna and continue taking it until yon are positive that
the oold has en tirely disappeared. This may save you a long and pethaps
serious illness later on.
H la
M en
o f O ne.
T h « teacher in the Darktown school
was hearing the class in geography.
“ What is known as the Great Divide?”
she asked.
“ Cuttin* a big watermelon !” answered
little ’ Rastus with a grin that showed all
his ivories.— Chicago Tribune.
The data about the manufacture of
steel cars in this country are not as defi
nite as might be desired, but the Railway
Age reports the number of all steel cars
ordered in li)07 to be 27.SO0, and of cars
with steel underframes, 44..V10.
P u n t.
Alexander the Great had just subdued
Bucephalus.
“ Anybody can bust a broncho,” he saitV,
"but ii lakes a uiau io pill lue snaffles
on a big four-legged devil like this one.’*
Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow
boys of that age allowed the impression to
go out that they were afraid to try to
ride the savage beast, and the subservi
ent historians hastened to confirm that
impression.
Not •
C h eerfu l
lirn n d,
“ H aven’t you any milk that is more
cheerfui than this?” queried the new
boarder as he poured some o f the liquid
iuto his coffee.
“ Why, what do you mean by that?”
queried the landlady.
“ Oh, nothing," rejoined the n. b .;
“ only this milk seems to have tha
blues.”
A Hungarian student who was plucked
at a recent examination at Klausenburg
shot himself, but first winged an exan»
iner.
In .
The prosecuting witness in the damage
suit against the city was giving in bia
testimony.
“ Now, then, Mr. Bleedem,” said his
lawyer, “ you will please tell the Jury
where you were injured.”
“ O b my knee, in my feelings, and right
in front of the city hall,” rapidly answer
ed the witness, fearing an objection on
the part o f the other attorney.— Chicago
Tribune.
A
D la e o v r a g e d
D ig g e r.
"O U C H , OH
" I see they say that when a diamond
passes a certain size it la worth no
more than a smaller one.”
“ How*» that?”
“ I f it’s too large it isn’t marketable.
Nobody wants to wear a diamond as
bulky as a glass door knob.”
“ Is that so? Then it must be aw
fully discouraging for a man to d ig up
a sparkler as big as a football.” —
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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