Spring Medicine * * * * # £ £ S The best is i i e o d ’s Sarsaparilla. It is the best because it does the most good. While it makes the blood pure, iresh and lively, it tones the stomach to bet­ ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu­ lates the kidneys and liver, gives new brain, nerve and digestive strength. An unequaled list of cures— 40,366 tes­ timonials in two years — proves its merit. S a r s a t a b s - F o r tho«e w ho p refer m e d id rv In tablet form , iio o d '« Barsupaurilla is now* put up In chocolated tablets called Saisat/tl»*, as well as In the usual liquid fir m . Harsataba have ideati- eally tiie same curative propurtios as the liquid form , besides accuracy o f dose, convenience, econ­ om y, — there being no loss by evaporation, break­ age, o r leakage, bold by druggists o r sent by m ail. C. I. ilo o il Co , Low ell, Masa. £ * # # « * * * » « Old Favorites 3 B aby. Where did jou coine from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere into here. Where did jou get those eyes so blue? Out o f the aky as I came through. What makts the light in them aparkle and spin? Some of the starry spikes left in. Where did you get that little tear? I found it waiting when I got here. What makes your forehead so smooth and high? A soft hand stroked it as I went by. D la p a te il th e 1 'r u p u a l t l u n . T a k i n g I n ( h e Moll. Lost th e A im e d U ta h . C o n n e c tio n . T o the uninitiated observer some of the gymnastics performed in a game o f football are beyond explanation. The story is told o f a half-back \vbo * ffe © z z w k w lw b y o jjjtjjy b 1 d r a r x x tb z z u g g m l “ Josiah,” she asked, showing it to him, complained to bis fam ily about the in­ justice o f allow ing football players to "what does this mean?" “ It means,” said Mr. Chugwater, “ that wear head protectors. “ I should think It was most neces­ the line’s out of order. Same eld story. sary,” said his mother, who had w it­ Can’t you aee?” nessed one game with many4 tremors. “ Look at the front teeth your poor cousin Frederick lo s t!” “ T h a t may be,” said her son, stub­ bornly, “ but look at me, laid up for two weeks with a lame foot Just from kicking a fello w ’s nose-gear!" Mrs. Cbugwater, in looking ever the Morning paper, had come across a line that looked like th is: Syrup^fftgs ^ÈÌixirtfS en u a A Beauty T r a Laxative. B est- forMen\^men an J Child- m i -y b u n ^ a n d O ld . ¿cl itsljeneficialEjjects, Always buy the Genuine which has Tne full name ot the Com­ pany ' Of CALIFORNIA S m a ll SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS, on storm y d a y s by wearing a one s iz e only, regu lar price 50ty«r bottle. L a MOORE tcwr»s ^ HD9 „SUCKER TH E Y E A E S easide , O regon ; Clean - Light Durable D ire c tly on the beach o v e rlo o k in g | H th e ocean. H ot s a lt baths and m I C u ff H ouse Guaranteed W aterproof I B P Ron parlors. E le c tric lig h ts . Fire- I I u * place and steam heat. F in e w alks [ ■ f l D C n n U ” trod d rives. Sea foods a spec- I Ialty# Eat«u ig 50 and g3.oo | ^ I p e r day. W Special rates by th e week. m m m D A N . J . M O O R E . P r o p r ie t o r I An English newspaper had this death notice the other d a y: “ At Stratford-on- Avon, age seventy-five. William Shak- ■peare. A t rest.** Where did you get those arms and'hands? Love made itself into bonds and bands. Feet, whence did you come, you darling things? From the same box as the cherub’s wings How did they all just come to be you? God thought about me, and so I grew. But how did you come to us, you dear? God thought about you, and so I am here. — George Macdonald. An U n t im e ly T h o u g h t. I wonder what day of the week, I wonder what month of the year— W ill it be midnight, or morning. And who will bend over my bier? O ld V alu e. INSURE YOUR HEALTH a ™ COMFORT g S y r u p C o . t»y wham it is manufactured. printed on the front of e ve ™ package. ■ uncuun Where did you get this pearly ear? God spoke and it came out to hear. What a hideous fancy to come As I wait at the foot of the stair, While she gives the last touch to her robe, Or sets the white rose in her hair. Pa rlor. The nose of the Egyptian sphinx had dropped off. “ Let it go.” said the sphinx, speaking for the first and 6nly time. “ It wasn’t a Grecian nose, anyway.” R •*T | | g 1 nc Whence that three-cornered smile of bliss? Three angels gave me at once a kiss. There was a long silence. “ Gerald,’ she said, breaking the m o nofony. “ what Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ?” “ A ‘beauty parlor,’ my dear,” he As the carriage rolls down the dark street The little wife laughs and makes whispered, moving closer. “ Why, thif cheer— Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ” But . . . I wonder what day of the “ T lfe Idea! W hy so?” week, “ Why, any parlor would be a beauty I wonder what month of the year. parlor If you were In It.” And after that the rest was easy. UNCLE R E U B E N A N D E D U C A TIO N . She accepted him on the spot. Clecm se5 the System E f f e c t - u a nly; lly ; JJispelvS j ji s p e ls L o o la la s ana am Head- aches duo to Constipatn (io n ; Acts naturally, acts > T ru ly as O PEN A LL C latsop B each makes your cheek like a warm, white rose? I saw something better than any one knows. What The automobile was going fifty miles an hour. “ We are now passing through a beau­ tiful part o f the country," shouted the chauffeur In the front seat. The tourist swallowed auother pint o f grit and dust. “ H ’m !’* he ejaculated between coughs, “ It seems as though the coun* ry is passing through me.” He *399 Everyth«» A j TOwe* CO BOSTON The Salvation Army is established in fifty-two countries and colonies, and preaches the gospel in thirty-one lan­ guages. M an T o ld a lllu a t r a t e S h rew d S tory a P o in t. to “ Made ye squirm some, didn’ t they, Cynthy?” Uncle Reuben asked, sympa thetlcally. “ W h at do you mean, Uncle Reuben?” Cynthia returned. But under Uncle Reuben’squizzical glance the color came richly. She had been acquainted with Uncle Reuben all her life. “ I saw y e sort o f wriggling inside when E liza Meadows talked about pre­ ferring music with a tune to It— some­ thing ye could grip on to, Instead o f sonalas and symphonies— that’s what ye call them, ain’t It? E liza Meadow's has done more good than any ten women ye’d be likely to m eet; she’s clothed the naked and ministered to the sick till It’s grown, to be second nature to her; but after all, I dunno’s sewing and nursing and things like that tench ye anything about music. And then when E lviry Pratt talked about the kind o f pictures she liked, I saw ye get a holt o f yourself. I was leal proud o f ye the w ay ye held in then. “ Education,” Uncle Reuben mused, “ must be sort o f alarming anyhow when ye first ketch it. I don’ t wonder it’s kind o f upsetting.” “ Alarm ing?” asked Cynthia. H er color had become normal again and her dimples were creeping out. Uncle Reuben nodded. “ Yes, alarm­ ing. Y e never can tell w’ hether it’s going to strike out or strike In. I f It comes out free like measles. It’s a splendid thing all round, but If It ! "l,r!k<'s ln >’e never can see clear after was ” Henrietta Bond, ’ It. There "" ’ now Before »lie went to college Henrietta was ns bright and likely a girl as ye’d ever see. When she came home she wns nil chnnged; seemed ns If she couldn’t consort with anybody thnt wnsn't college-grown. She tnlked nt-out nrt snd philosophy and biology, but she hadn’t any Interest In cooking and sew­ in g: found life terrible dull here— so dull she couldn't stay. So she -vent away. I dunno's anybody lamented her. Thnt's what I call knowledge itrlkln g ln. ’’Then there was N ellie Chester. El, own up I hated to see Nellie go. I wns afraid It would spoil her. like Hen­ rietta. hut bless ye. she wasn’t the spoiling kind. E verything she learned Just seemed to make life more Inter­ esting. I declare I'd hang round for h alf a day when she wns poking under stones fo r bugs— she made It all so in­ teresting. And she’d name ye Mee hooks to rend, and when she played she’d play your tunes and her music both— one ns easy as the other. I tell ye, when I see all N ellie got out o f It, I understood that education can mean about as many different things as there are ¡teople that have It.” ‘‘Uncle Reuben,” Cynthia asked, “ do you see any signs o f mine striking in?” — Youth's Companion. CURES N DISEASES T h e re is an eva pora tion from th e b od y g o in g on c on tin u ally, d a y and n ig h t, th ro u gh th e pores and gla n d s o f th e skin. T h is is n a tu re ’s w a y o f m a in ta in in g th e p roper tem peratu re o f ou r system s and p res e rvin g th e s o ft­ ness and fle x ib ilit y o f th e skin , and so lo n g as the blood is free from im p u r­ itie s no trou b le w ill result. W h en , h ow ever, th e blood from a n y cause becom es in fected w ith hum ors and acids, these too m u st be e x p e lled , and c o m in g in con tact w ith th e d elicate fibres and tissues w ith w h ich th e s k in is 60 ab u n d an tly sup plied th e y produce irrita tio n and in flam m ation , and th e e ffe c t is show n b y Eczem a, A cn e, T etter, and skin affection s o f variou s kinds. T h e s e im p u rities and hum ors g e t in to th e blood th ro u gh a deran ged o r in a c tiv e con d itio n o f th e system ; th e m em bers w hose d u ty it is to c a rry o ff th e w aste and refuse m atter o f th e b od y fa il to p ro p e rly perform th e ir w o rk , and th is im pure, ferm en tin g m atter is le ft in th e system to be absorbed b y th e blood. T h e s k in is n ot o n ly affected b y poisons gen era ted w ith in th e system , but poisons from w ith ou t, such as P oison Oak, P oison Iv y , I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall, N e ttle Rash, etc., enter th rou gh the fo r the past tw o years, w ith the result that it open pores and gland s, and so th o r­ entirely relieved m e o f a form o f Eczem a w hich m y doctor was unable to cure. My o u g h ly d o th e y becom e rooted in th e arms, low er lirr.bs, and, in fact, the biggest b lood th a t th e y are e ve r present, portion o f m y w h ole body was affected, and o r return at certain seasons o f each when 1 first began S. S. S. the itching, etc., was worse, but I continued the rem ed y w ith y e a r to to rm en t th e sufferer. Salves, the result that the dry, itching eruption en­ washes, lo tio n s, etc., cannot cure skin tirely disappeared. I think a great deal o f diseases. Tru e, such treatm en t re ­ you r m edicine, and have recom m ended it to others with good resu'ts. It is the best blood lie v e s som e o f th e itc h in g and d is ­ m edicine made, and I can conscientiously com fort, and aids in k e e p in g the skin recom m end it fo r the cure o f all blood and clean, but it does n ot reach the real skin affections. C H AS. H O R S T M AN . W h eelin g, W . Va. cause, and at best can be o n ly p a lli­ a tin g and soo th in g. A th orou gh c lea n s in g o f th e blood is th e o n ly certain ettre fo r skin diseases. S. S. S., a g e n tle a c tin g, safe b lood purifier, m ade e n tire ly o f v ege ta b le in gred ien ts o f th e forest and field, is th e p roper treatm en t. S. S. S. goes dow n in to the circu lation , and n eutralizes th e acids and hum ors, th o ro u g h ly c lea n s in g and p u r ify in g th e blood, and c u rin g skin affection s o f e v e ry kind. It sup plies to th e blood th e fresh, n u tritiv e q u a lities necessary to sustain the s k in and a ll o th er parts o f the b ody, and rid s th e b lood o f an y and a ll poisons. S. S. S. cures E czem a, T e tte r, A cn e, S a lt R heum , P oison O ak and Iv y , N e ttle R ash, and a ll o th er s k in troubles, and cures them p erm an en tly b y re m o vin g e v e ry trace o f th e cause from th e blood. S pecial book on S k in Diseases and any m edical a d v ice desired furnished free to all w h o w rite. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLAN TA. GA. 20 YEARS IN PORTLAND D O IN G WORK FOR T H E B E ST PEOPLE Is p ositive proof o f the reliability sod confidence oar ps- ever, will chew your food properly and thoroughly, tienti hare in u«. Specialists a lw a y s in attendance, while your looks are improved beyond description. snaring prompt snd courteous attention L a d y a tten d­ A hollow tooth that ia b o w useless can he Hied and crowned ao that it ia saved for probably a lifetime. a n t always present. R eliable Painleee Dentists- — Onr reputation for T o secure the best results you must secure the reliability and thoroughness is well established. C lean li­ highest grade o f skill. ness. Good W o r k and Quick S ervice. Examination free and invited. When desired you caa have T . P. W iw or my personal service. " A N D I T D I D N 'T H U R T A B I T ” Painless E xtraction . 50 cents. Extraction Free O n r force is ao organized that w e can do when plates or bridges are ordered. Plates f? and ap. Best Pla te W o r k — Perhaps your teeth have become yo u r entire C row n . B ridge and P lata W o rk so useless that it is impossible to irm ly set a a bridge. in a day if neceaaary. Then the old stumps stump« are arc removed without causing canting you y< the slightest pain, and a plate is it ined. itted. I f the plate its It per- fectly it will look well and perform its work of masticating your food satisfactorily. W ith my ao years’ experience ia „O P IA T E S this work will guarantee satisfaction ia every case. C ro w n an d B ridge W o r k .— It’ s a shame to moll your pertoaal appearance and ruia your direstioa from the lack o f teeth to property masticate your too d, when a bridge caa ha «applied that will caase no discomfort what- W . A . W IS E DENTff? S ib js c t Every H >nn* L o ve r Give A- antion Should By J. R. Shinn, P ro fesso r o f Horticulture, K x p sru n sn t Station. Moscow. Mrs. J. F , Ciee, SO Gould Street, Stonoham, Mass,, savs: " I n 25 years experience I have never known H ood 's Hursaparilla to fa il, fo r spring humors and as a general blood purifier; it cures scrofula, eczem a : hns no equal as a gen« ral spring medicine. I t g ives me genuiua sutiatac- tiuii to suy th is ." “ A ll that you are, uiy friend,” said the lecturer, singling out an elderly man sitting In a front seat who ap­ peared to be deeply interested— “ all that you are, I repeat, you owe to heredity and environment.” “ Gosh,” exclaimed the elderly man, turning red with Indignation, “ I never bad no deulln's with that tiny in my life, and I don’t owe th«*in or nobody else a blamed c en t!” — Chicago Tribune. LAN D SC APE g a r d e n in g . A ll fo p Show . It Is a poor town which cannot boaat o f aomething to the atrangcr within Ita galea. The man In the anecdote related hy a w riter In the Yonkers Statesman was hard put to It, but he succeeded in upholding the dignity o f his native heath. “ This is one o f our greatest show- places,” said the resident, who was ‘■-iking a friend about bis town. "W h y, It Is only a vacant lo t ! " re­ plied the friend. “ Certainly, but It’a where the circus always performs when It comes to town," responded the proud citizen. R o ls lis H ie Jos, Michael L'ailuhuu. « section boss for the Southern railroad, has a keen G aelic wit. One warm afternoon while walking along the r.llro a d tracks he found u section hand placidly sleet.lug beside the rails. Callahan looked dla gustedly at the delinquent for a full minute and then remarked; ” 81ape on, ye lazy spalpeen, slape on, fur as long as you slape you’ve got a Job, but when you wake up you ain’ t eot none.” — Llpplneott’e Magazine. Moat o f the W est ia new country, therefore It is Dot auiprlaiLg that com­ paratively few dwellings and farmsteads within her boundaries ate surrounded by attra ctively arranged plantings of trees, flowers and shrubs. N atu ially, the attention o f most citizens of tbie great com m onwealth has been oonflned Id w h tn ln ir a s S h e S a w I t . to the one idea o f money m aking; per­ haps the place has been mortgaged and I W h ile little Gertrude was looking out every effort has been bent to relieve o f a window during a thunderstorm Iliis con dition ; or, some may have set she saw a flash o f lightning play a certain standard o f money accumula­ along a telegraph wire, tion and have devoted their energies to j *‘Ob, mamma.” she exclaimed. “ I working toward this goal. The result Just saw a piece o f the sun fa ll down ot these conditions has been that of set­ , from the s k y !”— New York Press. tin g as de the real beautifying of home [ Mother« will And Mrs. Wlnilnw*. Soothing grounds as a secondary consideration Syriq, in- b. it r-inedv to u s lor tueir ciiUiiretz Another very prevalent reaton why peo­ luring the teething period. ple neglect th is all-im portant matter, is found in the fact that scarcely one person in a thousand steps aside and g iv e i the m atter adequate thought. Although one may appreciate the at­ tractive places o f others, still the idea of m aking bis own plsce equally attrac­ tiv e is lar from the im agination. A th ird class of people are thoes who really love the touch which nature gives ths home surrounding«, but from lack of forethought and eystematio planning th eir efforts fall far short of success. A ll of these classes of home­ makers can p rofitably devote some at­ tention to this »object, commonly known aa “ landscape gardening,” and ite application to homes of our («pantry. T h s ultim ate aim of a ll landscape gardening, whether conducted on a sm all or on a large scale, should be to preaent a pleasing picture. I d other words, landscape gardening may be de­ fined as the art o f arranging and group­ ing tree«, shrubs and flowers in such a manner that a picture of undeniable beauty prevails from season to season. I t is not enough tb st the material chosen for the plantings should givs sn attractive display for a single season, such as the painter places upon his canvas, but the selection should go farther, presenting material that w ill give increasing variety and alluring beauty for each day, each week and each mouth. From this statem ent of the subject it is quite evid en t that the landscape gardener who w ields ths tools which nature places at his disposal occupies a position on equal footing with the artist who w ields the brush in transferring these pictures to the causes. Y e t it is qu ite possible for most of us to play the part ot the form er, even though it ke in a very lim ited manner. Aa many painters are im itators to s great degree, if ona should im itate ths works of others in the arranging of plants, he would be com m itting no unpardonable ■In. In fact, this letter method of procedure ia lik e ly to prove the moat fruitfu l means for the average person to sm p lo y; a t any rate, it w ill serve ad­ m irably for the purpose of g iv in g an Idea o f the kinds of plants to seleot and the grouping methods most pleasing to the eye. On the other hand, it ie necessary that the person who is to become the amateur landscape gardener should un­ derstand some of the prim e essentials and common sense rules of this art. W h ere shall the flowers be placed? Shall the trees and shrubs come in the m iddle of the lawn or shall they find a more appropriate location in some other point? Is it good taste to make walks and roads in curves? These and many other questions naturally arise in the minde of those who are carefully prospecting in this subject. I t there- f re behooves ue to get some working idea of these various topics. E very hom e-lover should give am ple attention to this subject. O f In terest to F a rm ers, The follo w in g publications o f interest to farmers and others have been issued by the Agricultural departm ent of the Federal governm ent and w ill fca furn­ ished free, eo long as they are availa­ ble, except where otherwise noted, up­ on application to the Superintendent of Documents, Governm ent P rin tin g Office, W ashington, D. C.: B u lletin No. 145.— Preparing Land for Irrigation and Methods o f A p p lyin g W ater. Prepared by the agents of irri­ gation investigation. P p . «4 , pis. 7, figs. 33. Price 16 cents. T h is bulletin gives descriptions o f methods o f rem ov­ ing sagebrush, o f smoothng land, of laying out fields for differen t systems of ap p lyin g water, and of ths different systems o f spplyiD g w ater. The vari­ ous methods are compared as to cost and efficiency. Bnllaitn N o. 146.— Current W heels: Their Use in L iftin g W ater for Irriga ­ tion. Prepared iD the office o f exp eri­ ment stations, irrigation investigations. P p. 38. pi*. 4, figs. 21. Prioe 10 cents. Drawingn and photographs o f a large number o f wheels used for rasing water from streams are given, accompanied by descriptions, statements ot cost, and discussions of efficiency. A general dis­ cussion o f the theory of current wheels is also given . H .S One ef H e. Own. Mrs. Lottxkids, who bad be.n invited to attend the opening session o f the moth­ e r »’ congress, waa sending her regret» P e rfe c t!j P la t a . W ith all the Im partiality o f the par­ tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con­ tentions o f both political parties regard­ ing the tariff. A t the close o f his talk ho was sur­ rounded by the fa ir members o f the W oman’s Current Events Club. “ Oh, Prof. Price.” cooed the fairest, “ thank you so much for your perfectly lovely ta lk ! I understand all about the ta riff now. It's Just like a lover’s comparisons— the free traders are the other g ir ls !” S lv la g H im a P o in te r . “ N’ sggus." said Borus, “ you’ vt seen that story e f sains tb it's running through one of the magaaines. How would yon adviae me te wind It up? I want to give it a happy ending.” “ Put all the character* in the atory,” answered Naggua, "aboard aa excursion steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the boat out te the middle ef the lake------” ’’Yea?” "And blow it up." P I T O St. Vitas* D ance and »11 N a rro n s DI s * * m s J 11 O perm anently cured by Dr. K lin e 's G n a t n e r v e B es orer. Bend fo r F B E X (3 tH a l bottle and i realise. Dr. li. ID K l Inc, IxL, A rc h b L , l'UUa.,i'ik Not D is a p p o in te d . Adam Zawfox— What’s got yon so much interested in that there paper? Job Sturkey— I ’ m looking over this list of a hundred men that owns all the money in the country. I thought mebby my name would be there, but it ain’ t. Well, I didn’t much ’xpect to find it, no­ how. M a k e s a D iffe re n c e . “ I f a man loses his pocketbook,” said the moralizer, “ he thinks the chap who finds it is no better than n th ief if he doesn’ t return I t ” “ Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “ but If he finds some other fello w ’s pocket- book— well, it comes like pulling teeth to give It up.” T h e r e l i m o re C a ta rrh In th is s e c tio n o f th e c o u n tr y th an a ll o t - e r d iseases p u t to g e th e r , a n d u n t il th e la st fe w y e a rs w as sunposed t o be In c u r a b le . F o r a g re a t m a n y y.-ars d o cto rs iro n o u n c e d i t a lo c a l d h e a s e a n d p re s c rib e d o c a l re m e d ie s , a n d b y c o n s ta n tlr f a l l i n g to c u re w ith 1 -c a l tre a tm e n t, p ro n o u n c e d i t In ­ c u ra b le . S c ie n c e has p r o .e n c a ta r r h to b o a c o n s titu tio n a l d isea se a n d t h e r e fo r e re q u ite s e o n s t l'u t io n a lt r e s t m e n t . H a i r s f a t a r r h c u r e , m a n u fa c tu re d b v F. J. C h e n e y & C o.. T o le d o , O h io , is th e o n ly c o n s titu tio n a l c u r e o n t i e m a rk e t. I t I , ta k en In te r n a lly in doses fro m 10 d ro p s t o a te a s p o o n fu l. I t acts d ir e c t ly o n th e b lo o d a n d m u cou s s u r fa c e , o f t h e a rs te m . T h e y o ffe r o n e h u n d re d d o lla r s fo r a n y ease It fa ils t o c u re. S en d lo r c ir c u la r s a n d te s ti­ m o n ía la . A d d r e s s : F. 1 . C H E X K Y A CO., T o le d o , O h io. S old b y D ru ggists, 75e. T a k e B a ll's F a m ily P ills fo r c o n s tip a tio n . f H er NO O N E CAN A L W A Y S AVOID -*4- Pe-ru-na Pre­ vents Catching Cold. G e ttin g It A ll (■ r a p e sw eet M e a t. Eight pounds o f Concord grape*. 4 pounds o f sugar, 1% pounds o f raisins, tw o oranges, pulp and peel chopped; pulp the grapes and cook until seeds come out, rub through colander, then add skins and boll fifteen minutes, then add sugar, raisins, lemon, oranges and boll three-quarters rtf an hour, o r until tike marmalade. It does not need to be aealed. ____________________ Boyce— I t la a true saying m at time Is money. Joyce— It must b e; yon never see that old miser w astiD g s minute. Te V — C el * M eet. Taka »crape o f cold meat e f any V i s i t o r . M a ts « P a r i . R ic h . kind, cut ln uniform else, sdd • piece Visitors to Paris spend ln that etty e f butter the else o f n walnut and on* an average o f 1200,000.000 a year. O f ■mall onion, and fr y together until this sum by fa r the greater portion brown. Add boiling w ater to make a comes out o f the pockqts o f A m erican . good gravy, and thicken with flour to Thn average number o f visitors to Parla the consistency o f cream. T h is makes Is 153,000.» month. an excellent "w arm ed-over” dish. When s woman Is getting tbs worst I t Is estimated that in New York City o f It ln an argument w ith a man. shr there are 12,300 men who were educated "Oh, that’s Just Uke • man I” for the bar who are in various employ- meats outside of low offices. would wheeze and have epells of cough­ ing that would sometimes last for half an hour, " N o w we can never thank you enough f ir the change you have made in our little one’s health. Before she began taking your Peruna she suffered every­ thing in the way o f cough, colds and croup, but now she has taken not quite a bottle ol Peruna, and is well and strong as she has ever been in her life .” Bad Effects From Cold. M r. M J. Deutsch, Kscretary Build Ing M aterial Trades Council, 151 Wath- inyion St., Chicago, III., writes: “ I have found your medicine to be nnugu.llv t fficacions in getting rid of bad effects from cold, and more espe­ cially in drivin g away a ll symptoms of catarrh, with which I am frequently troubled. ‘ ‘ The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal troublea alone is well w oith the price per bottle. I have used the remedy for aeveral years now .” Pe-ru-na for Colds. M r. James M o irL o n , 68 East 16th St., Paterson, N. J., writes: “ I have given Peruna a fair tral, and I find it to be just what you claim it to be. I cannot praise it too h igh ly. I have used two bottles in my fam ily for oolds. and everythin g imaginable. 1 can snf ly say that your medicine is the beet I have ever used.” Spells o f Conghing. Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from A t ­ wood, Colorado, as follow s: “ When I wrote you for advice my little three-year old g irl had a cough that had been troubling her tor four months. Bhe took cold easily, and Oa O u t o f t h e D im to H e r C o lli n s . Our Landlady— It's the strangest thing ln the w orld ! Do you know, our dear old pet cat disappeared very suddenly yesterday. Excuse me, Mr. Rudolph, w ill you have auother piece o f rabbit pie? Mr. Rudolph (p rom ptly) — No, thank you 1 • Our Landlady (an hour la t e r )— That is three more pies saved. This i season w ill be a profitable one. Indeed. G r ie v a n c e . “ Mr. Clugston,” said the caller, “ you may stop my paper.” “ It doesn’ t fit your pantry shelves, per­ haps, ma'am,” said the editor of the Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically. “ That hain’t got nothing to do with it.” “ You’ ve found that you can borrow it from a neighbor hereafter?” “ That ain’t the reason, neither.” “ Possibly you don’t like the editorial policy of the paper.” “ Xo, s ir ; I don’t. My nephew was ar­ rested last week for steal in’ a hog, and you didn’t say a word about i t !” Time, Saves Nine. Many people p etsiit in tidin g on the street cars, insufficiently promoted by clothing. They ita rt out perhaps in the heat of the day, and do not feel the need o f wraaps. The rapid m oving o ft he car cools the body unduly. W hen they board the car pet haps they are sligh tly perspiring;. W hen the body Is in this condition it is ta sily chilled. This ia especially true when a person is sit­ ting. Beginning a street car ride ln the m iddle o f the day and ending it In the evening alm oet invariably requites extra «ra p e , but people do net observe these p recan tione, hence they catch cold. Coids are very frequent I d the Spring on this account, and as the gam ­ mer advances they do not dectease. Daring the Spring months no one should think o f ri ling on the car w ith iut being provided with a wrap. A cold caught in the Bpring is liab e to lart through the entire Hummer. Great caution should be observed at this season sgam st ex pom re to cold. During the first few pleasant days of Bpring, the lia ility o f oslching eold is great No wonder so many people acquire musoular rheumatism and eatarrhal diseases during this season. H ow ever, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds w ill be caught. A t the appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord­ ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until e vtry aytnp.om disap­ pears. Do not put It off. Do not waste tim e by taking other remedies. Begin s t orce to take Peruna and continue taking it until yon are positive that the oold has en tirely disappeared. This may save you a long and pethaps serious illness later on. H la M en o f O ne. T h « teacher in the Darktown school was hearing the class in geography. “ What is known as the Great Divide?” she asked. “ Cuttin* a big watermelon !” answered little ’ Rastus with a grin that showed all his ivories.— Chicago Tribune. The data about the manufacture of steel cars in this country are not as defi­ nite as might be desired, but the Railway Age reports the number of all steel cars ordered in li)07 to be 27.SO0, and of cars with steel underframes, 44..V10. P u n t. Alexander the Great had just subdued Bucephalus. “ Anybody can bust a broncho,” he saitV, "but ii lakes a uiau io pill lue snaffles on a big four-legged devil like this one.’* Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow­ boys of that age allowed the impression to go out that they were afraid to try to ride the savage beast, and the subservi­ ent historians hastened to confirm that impression. Not • C h eerfu l lirn n d, “ H aven’t you any milk that is more cheerfui than this?” queried the new boarder as he poured some o f the liquid iuto his coffee. “ Why, what do you mean by that?” queried the landlady. “ Oh, nothing," rejoined the n. b .; “ only this milk seems to have tha blues.” A Hungarian student who was plucked at a recent examination at Klausenburg shot himself, but first winged an exan» iner. In . The prosecuting witness in the damage suit against the city was giving in bia testimony. “ Now, then, Mr. Bleedem,” said his lawyer, “ you will please tell the Jury where you were injured.” “ O b my knee, in my feelings, and right in front of the city hall,” rapidly answer­ ed the witness, fearing an objection on the part o f the other attorney.— Chicago Tribune. A D la e o v r a g e d D ig g e r. "O U C H , OH " I see they say that when a diamond passes a certain size it la worth no more than a smaller one.” “ How*» that?” “ I f it’s too large it isn’t marketable. 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