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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 6, 1907)
Q ruire Is I'ctliiln If jm fuko HodiPrt .SiiiHiipni illii. TIiIm ifiit nictlicliui curcH Lin mo criiiliuiiH, 'iiniIcM iiml IkiIIm Mint iipprnr at nil wiihciw; much HiTufiila HorcH, milt jIkmiiii or eczema; iiilapls ilm lf npially well t, iiml uIno ciircn, ilyn-pi-psin mill all slntnacli IroiiMi'M; nitvn iIhii- niaiisin iiiiu caianii; vuivh iicivouh inunwrH debility ami Miat tiicil fnlinj;. SnrSAtflh l''nr lliiian I, n prefer liieillcltin Itl IiiIm l I dtriii, II I Smi kiiihii Ilia lit imw put up hi flimo- liiii il lnlili'U riilli il hiirxilnliK, as wi ll nx In lint iihiimI 1 1 I I 1 fnriii. SiumiiIiiIim have lili'iilli'itlly tlin hiiiiiii riirnllvn f -i I lex no f tut ll'i'il'l fnriii, ln-xl'lit aecii rify f tln'io, t'lttivotilt'iiro, fi'iifMiiiiv,- tin im by i-vrip-iirailnii, liiriiKiiifft, or li'iilttti.'"' I ii'mru'litls or pruiiipi ly by mail. ('. l.Jl GOOD Short Qtoriesj Mrs V V. Tiler. ItMrlltu'lMn, VI. unv! " Tint '-aic i.f alatk" f it f r i . n in if h I" 'lii (ili-l mi lllllii health In iln II Hllll. I'Miit.-tl tillllo.t n ciilli'lrt' I'f'illc tti.wii; I ijt m mI pm.t iiml 1 1 1 1 ft fin nt rttik'i li. Jlltln kliii'ii fluinlH P-firnniinHlln intwt II.. Iilitlltlil .)-. m-1 1 .-i I. health, mitiiiiftli Iti m All iiijr mirk." (iI AIianti kh ti mlT llii' Fowl ninl Drugi Art, June :',), V.V,. So. .124. 4 I tin I.tinua. Tint Kini; r ill t lit cud of the practice llt'ill 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 lirlUll.V. " niiii iitli hull died ninl iilnotj six note lluil Hun'," ln mild, " w i 1 1 1 ll t null- taking I ft J t li." "Inil I! That iii 1 1 f t In' n record." "No. The record Ih liflit (.v four lice I'iiiiiiiIh. I'iiiiihIh sunk thns hull ill ivl ii ii I sUtecii initio without re. J : r iitltm In iv.is. Tin- record previous to tint nwii liflit by I'm i-i ik-1 1 1 . with llir.f lltllltl It'll llllll'M. N 1 1 T 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 Nil I llll till has sung two lin nl I fl iiml t'ltj til 3'-Mf v cotes In thlN way. Tin' average limn could lift tl ly Hliik' nn.v breathing; In Iln' singer two hundred Would hi' lit ti I lifcT. Philadelphia Hullo- ll f u w rtl (t V.I.I MN . 11'. ; Jil V 1 ! Mi- t New Itt ' hi i!l':n' fill liliil I:.'!-" i !.: M:vt .I'Mi-r 'tii! I .1. ! . 'IIi-k-.:' !!:,; ..).!:! " V"' Ni " .Mi. ;.i-N She ri'Ji'Hi-il IHIII w ' .W , .. . " ..I"' Tie'H IllMil Itl'- eatmtt he tlltlii't I'luo li vny. l'Ulludi'l 1'hln 1'iihii. I'tiiir I lirlaliiina I'arr. A ili'li-trntltiii of fi'llmv towtiiiKiiii'n ri' ri'Ntly riilh-il mi linfilM K. J't'.iiilm, of Mlihwiy, K.V.. Ik iin.'f.it ulntf lilin on tin' ri'i-cljit of a "ii rin-t; ! ini-iliil. Ah lilt r 1 1 1 -i 1 1 -t wt-ii' t.'iKliik' li-fivi-Mr. 'ttinh wlMhrtl thi'in nil a imiry ( 'lirlMiiiiin. "AniJ I hoM'," In- I'luli'il, "Unit you'll llllM II llltil'i' 1 tr it 1 1 1 1 if 1 1 llllllll-r tll.'lll fl'll to tin' lot of a yuan"; frlciiil or inliii' lnt jriir. "Ilf, lln poor cluip, wiih utoppliiK tit a rlii'iip Ni'w 'ork Imhi i-tlliiK lii',u-c, nil'! hi' h:ul I'jli-n a tiiilti-y iii'ili, a Kiliiio tun! a cpllitti-r of hi it I tt 1 1 inliici' plf, tin' liiiiillmly mild to hlin, iim lif roM Jiir-t ii h tin' wt-ak rolTi'( wiih ln'MiiKtit n : "li, iloti't li'iive tlinui t.ihle, Mr. Smith. In' fjtiltc i '"I niiiHt, iii'iilnin.' n.'ihl Smith, prlm- ly? ly. I I'm toinl voo!, mul my tiM-th urn to tiiont Ion , not wlmt thi'.v tiHi'il to In'.' " nalil: "Oh! i notrfi without : on ( 'lirlMinim ijny, nftiT u Imi't fut, III ( Knalnnrr. A ntnry U tohl of (Ji-ncrnl Fir Alfred IIorMforil, who l-llt- ! In a oi'lllmti' iiriny. A Hohlli-r onci' hoiiKlit lil jut- I'll t S (UlitD IN 6 IO 14 DAYS. nl.N'IMKXr It irunM-nlfti-l tn rum ny t' til li-iilnir, t-1 : ti'f, liliifilliiK or itntrutliiK I litt In o in M ! n ) b nr minify rt'luii'li-'l o. tnlHslori to ::::irry. wiylnrf In Inn! two Kooil i mi I ii i t li.'Mlk''-H inn! J'J.'i In tin' hiivIiiki hank. "Wi-ll, k iiway," rinlil Sir Alfri-il. "inn! If yuu fumi' Imck thN ilny yt-ar la tlii- naiiif inlin! yoll s!i:i'l miirry. I'll kci-ii tin- viirmiry." On th.' A Wuritt I'rtittiitllliin. Illllilvi rilry till' NolilliT ri'pi'llti'll lii I.ltth' Jliiimli'-l'op llUi'i you iK't- ri'ijin-Mt. "Hut ! you rciilly, iifli-r a ti r'a hi' (lit! JiilH''H nthiT fellow. ! vi.nr. wmit to nnirrvV" "Vii nlr vitv ii.l why iI.h'n lie IIlurlj-" "s, rK.aiit major, tnko IiIh iinniH down. Vi-h, you niny marry. I tll'VIT Im-IIi'VCi! IhlTI' WIIH Ht lunch con- I!ut I doii't rv "''""'T l,r woiii.ui. IUyht fuel'. . j (Jtili-k liiart h: Ah tin- man hTt tin- .1 1 in in I Top Kiy 'twiin't lx linlf no, room, turning IiIh linul, lni Haiti : "Tank .Imif'H Ni'W Iti'iiu Ilk.' int-V I.ltth' J limn If linlr. Junt'' Iti-uu Fli t'liuno jotl Kot r'd Iiaril to Ii -m t tin purlor with yuu It. C'lt'Vi'luiul Main Diuh-r. TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY. In yuu. dir. It Un't tin- hiiiiic woman.' A Woman Who Hat Suffered Tell. How to Find Relief. Tim tlioiisiinilri of wiuniui wlm nuffcr Imu kiulif, lnntior, tirinftry ilirtorilcm ninl titln r ki'lnt-y illn, will find comfort in tlio wordn of Mrn. Juno Furrcll, of i(l(i Oiviiii v., Jt'rni.y City, N. J., wHohuvh: "I ri'iti'rnte all I lmvi Hui'l lt'(iin in t ira int. of !tmn'H Kit! n (iv lutviiiK hfiivy liack- iichcH ninl my k'l'm nil lu'Hltli wan nfTn't tl whi-ii 1 lt'k'Hti uniiik' thi'in. .My ft't t wt-ri' Hwolli-n, my i-yi-M jtuffitl, and di.- yy hjm'IIh went frcipii'iit . K idnry iK't it in uu.t it ii'k'ular and (lit' Htt-rt'l imiH hilily colored. ThIhv, liowc'i'r, I am a well wiimmi, and I am ciuiliili'iit. tliat IIhiiii'h Kidney 1'IIIh have made me ho, and aif keepini me wtdl." Sold by all dcalern. Rt) 'entH a box. I'oster-Millnirn Co., liuffnlo, N. Y. Ollvi-r llerroid, who Ih i-pmlly f;i. iiioiih an ti pod, illiiHlnitor mnl lull limit wit, wiih i-iiti-i'taliiliu four in.i- n'li illlorn nt luncheon when the lu ll raiiK, mid ii maid I'litereil Willi tin' tun 1 1. "All." fin b I iiii eclllor. "mi ipl lie." "No," Hind Mr. Ilci-ford. Iiiuln open the em elope- -"liot ml eplhtli', a collect." Walking ahoiit IiIh OHliitn Mr. Jlvee Imlled a hilMtier who w.ih dlk'k'lnx a ilraltl. It In 1 Holeiniily liujiilreil If he weri' ready to die. 'Jhe mull admitted that he hadn't thought of piKKln away Jutt yet. "Hut eery (lino I hienthe, 11 man iIIch," Holenuily remmked the mlllloli aire In Ioiich of terrible warning. "ii'i'I" cried the unmoved laborer, "why don't you chew a few cloven';" "If I on trial." Haiti the priwuicr, "do I have to nit here am! hear all tie' liyMithel leal ipieMloilH ll"lie:l by till' lawyei'H'.'" "Certainly," hiiIi! the Jinlj;i "And hear all the Iniiidw rlt !n e pertxV" "Of coui-hc." "And follnvv the reaHonllik' of the chemistry Mini llisali lly i-xiM-rtH?" "Very prolmbly," nald the Jildk'". "Well, then. Jutle. I will enter my plea." "What in It?" asked the Jndk'i'. "Cullty'" M. I'everiM' wiih waiting at a Ktatlnn In Ireland for IiIh train. Two Irish men entered and flik'iiKcd In the follow ing converHiillon : "Sure, I'at, It'n down to Klluinry I've been, on me way hack now to Kit-Patrick." "Arrnh. musha, Mike. It'n iniHt-lf that'n Just after coin lug from being down to Kll Kenny, MopM'i a bit liefore I go down to Kll- Moore." "I Hay. I'at. let us take the day and go down to Kil-Mnule." "Ye god.-." exclaimed the Frenchman, "w hat asHaHKliiN. Would that I were back l.i France." A yellow -Jut Iretl descendant of tlio Vikings walked Into the odlce of a iriiiiilnent attorney the other day mid lil : "Ay want you to make homo pitpt-rM out. Ay buy a farm In Powell Valley, ninl ay tank ay want a mort gage." "Why do you want a mort gage." exclaimed the lawyer, "If you iMiiight tlw farm? Ikin't you want a deed?" "No. ay tank not. Sax years ago ay buy a farm mid getta deed mid Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Then your blood must be In a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take It Ayer's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consultyourdoctor. Weknow what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over CO years. Tlili l tl tt fl m qiittiti Jitir divltif wmiM ink: " A rt. yuu r It -w-it ri-iu inr V " lit kiinwt Unit flHi'y ti 'ion tif Hit ti'iwrlt It htiti.liiii-ly I'tttirnifi! I'i !"' vttry, Ki't ri yn'ir ll-r m ovt ftn't your Ii'ikiiI. r.(uUr I 7 Ukll.g laxative flotuft of Ayi:rt i'lllt. flue. VWVHMSMBIftNtrWVMttMHNl ). Ayr ' o.. Iowtil. tfjtus. to liiniufitoturert of HMS VIOOR. Alil'fi CI.KK. C:i HKV fLCTORAI.. fiSL4'.iflB3TOi. ijers ft IfNpprn F.trrr "Oarlit. At fho i-nd of one of the HCH.vlona t$ tlio world'n convention of the Woman's ''hrlKtl.in Tiiiiiniiice I'nlon In Pon ton, Mrn. I,. M. S. Stevenn ronilemneil the habit which ho many men have of going out between the act nt the I beater. "I inn In hearty sympathy." naid Mrt. Sleveim, "with a woman w hove hus band nnhl heartily to her, nt the end 1 mi Inter nt ing drama : "'Jove, what a play. I don't believe Ihere wiih a dry vc In the hoii-te when the curtain went down on the third act. "'No, sab! the lady, bitterly, 'but. there Kerned to be the iimiihI number if dry throat ' m p AINLES3 TPkENTISTRY S Ui U(-.tt JLJ yM Co Ebwhi tXAviNAtioNs rurr i.'il't f r',w n',c:: I'.ri'l -f WitIc. pt-r I'Kiiti. -'l; I'u.i. . . : ilv-r fiillius U:; it'i 'l yiliitiK', fl. YALE t?:NTTST3 KT'i I Irtt htr. tt i Oltl I.a.mij, OP.KOOV Tlio liorse ran draw Mic load witliout help, if you reduce friction to almost nothing ly apply iri( r rnvuj ivivvii to tlie whrrN. No other lubri cant ever rnado wears so lonjj and Kivrsso much horic jowcr. Next time try Mica Axmc GRrAse. Standard Oil Co. Iuor9ru4 If1 m t.tilil HUM lletir Hiimr. "Iloclut;, njy wife mi)H h1i(' Ih gPtting rtoaf." '"J'ell Jkt It's becntjKi? slto in getting old." "Ilo you bt-Iifvo she Ih di-nf enough for that i be safeV" HoaKtoii Pont. Only One "1,'ROMO QLININt" Thl l I.AX 'l I l: llll'iM't ;uiiiliit f-lml- lllliV It M III . 'I Til'.i-'lli'i. M.llll" i !li-lt itl-ii-ivi- 'Iln- fl r-t 1111 I i.r, 111 1 1 "i.Iil 'I itlili-t I. hWHI'IK J'.M K A'.f. 11 !i hlm-k nii'1 ri"l li in-rliiK, nii'l bt iirit ll.t- niii.u'iirt; ui K. W. i.l'.oVK. In I lie ( iiinlnK liny a. IfiiHbnii'l -Maria, thin in Koing to bp a I closely conn t ! i-li-t lion, nrnl we've grit It) get everybody out. You'll Lave to Lurry, or jini'll be loo lute. Wife - - (rriieio'iN, John! I can't vote to 'Ia.r. TIhtp'h no use in talking about it. I haven't a thin thal'11 lit to wear to th? ikjIIh. Mother wfl flnl Mrn. Winsiow'i "Swtthinr Pyru i thu b. n 1 tfindr to une mt Ititsir calitiroj luring Die We lit in ;( jtutloj. FRUir TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, Roistered, SMORTflORN CATTLE, gstcrej BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACiriC NLRStRY CO. Calatosuc free. Tangent, Oregon FREE SAMPLE A MULE-TEAM BORAX with ?2-i'Rt'0 tliiinrate'l tooltlt.t, fivini ii" lor li'irnx In tae ll-itne. 1 arm ano IiHiry, Biei a souvena nciure, 7x11 in., in '-oiont fri-e fur ! sn'l your tlcan-r 11 iinme. Adjireu l'aeilio Cottiit ilomx Co., Uuklaua, CaX ng l.ooo Syalein. Pnilwny XTnsnate I don't we how tin" ncciilonl could have laippt ncd. We run our road on tin- bloi k system. I'nreiiHiiiiahlc Person I know It. You're ui huy riitinin out blotks of wnteretl Htoi k that you can't pay nny at tention to i In way you run your train. Mow olora A Prrl Mrnlnllly. There ari" good mid evil otTectH even In ixdor, not only la the InartlHtlc ar- rangeuient of them to tin" trained ' dents of Yule an address on the drama. Your American vernacular Ih plctur- chiiu', he said, "and It should help Shake Into Your Shoes A'ler'if Ffv-t A powth-r. It makei! t'.ph: eir in' rlttM-t d el OBy. It la a pertain pure lot rwt-atniK, cmIIh ih and hot, tirnl, bpIiIiik It-i.-t. hold by lid Iirnifirlsiit. price 'J.'e. Trlttfttttelt- i.eder fellar come along with a inort- j Kii'lrVirfc Addruo Alu'n B' gage ami tak da rami. Ay tank ay tak a mortgage." Henry Arthur Jones, the noted Kn- gllsli playwright, was giving the stu fsL; a, TI mi v of nil artist, but In plain overy-day red ami blue and green, to Miy nothing of otbern. According to Medical Talk for the Home, If 11 jmthoii wcn confined In a room with purple walls, with no color hut purple around him, by the end of a month b would be a raving madman. Scarlet lias pven worne effects, l'tltle Is very ilepresHlng; hence, "the Jdiies." Com parlitn n. Mrs KroKN-PhodcH Still, in tlie city there is more going on. You have ever so much mure variety tiiun we do out hero. Mrs. Avnoo Ah. me, yes! In the last year I have tried cooks of seventeen dif- yotir playwrights to build strong, racy ' ferent nationalities, mid haven't found phtyH. P.ut neither vernacular nor any thing else Is of moment If jHTseVfl'imct! Ih lacking. No playwright can succeed who Is like n man I know. I said to 1 this man, one New Year's Hay: 'Do you keep a diary, Philip'.'' 'Yes.' ho iilisweletl. 'I've kept one for the Hrst on ii to suit ine jet. riTrt 8t. Vitus' Panr and all Seryotia r)l"a.iia . j iiu p.-rillltiittitti r t ur.'ti iiv it. nnur n rr.it. V..r.-U II.-. k.n.1 t... I'la- kflrlal hi.ltlu nn.l trratlse. 1)1. Jl. JL K llll. . IaI., tUl A.-CU til.. HllUu.,l-, (ireen Is tjuito HtM.tl.lng. nnd yellow ,wo ww.k8 la Jlllluur. fur tll0 ,ust also uiiK giMiti erret'ts on ine vimoii ami spirit of inokt pisiple. Tbt Sttft Antnrr. "I have already snld 'NiV to ron. Mr. en years.- " A record breaker In ubseiit-nilntlt'd-ness Is certainly a Paris citizen, who nuiK'nred tin? other day before a inair- Vcre." said MUh Itute. "I don't wein Htrate to ask for a marriage Ibvuse. to Ihi abl.. tc make juysclf plain, nl- U nswerel correctly and w ithout thousli 1 have tried-" hesitation all the (pio-thins as to bin "Ah. M'.sh Put,'." Interrupted Percy i,,,,,,, Kl. m-cupatiou. but when Vere. "you couldn't do that, no matter j llsk(H, for ,,. namo of ,lis m.1H(V hi! ti Clullr In Ifla I. Inf. Kind Hearted Woman Why din't you k'ive tiji your idle, useless way of living am! make a ni'tu of yourself? 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GEE V0 Wonderful Hc.t.3 Trealrner.t t t-i u r f' V 9 -urx 'Mils wond.'fiil '. n-.e lor'.rr is all I r m ti. rfttiRtt ho cur I-':! wahoai t-y-eray i nn itial ar rp I I til, lie exit f 1 u tfl'.ae tnder! B'ia herbi, rxi harm ana v'- tmt are ntlri.'ly un- known to mot . at .-! "c. sSl civ-a In Itraconn rr Ihr i'iifi. .in Uio a thou harni!t" P'Oinlloti. Th'a 1.111101. ' (lof.r if now tlieac'.ionofovtrltOOtiinfr -nt mitj'sl!-, 'waicli lie . iuw' iia ly In c.JootI ditnu. 11. iiarun e-9 to c re caia'-b.a.r.hina.lun, throat rh. miiatisni, nTvi.-.: ;i, atoifuh, Ic.t, i Tif , etc; L -n liui'lr. ls of tvstini. rtlals. I har-rM motlTate. Call an t t binu I'a letita oa: or tlia ciiy wr"t f"i- bli..: ami clrculaxa. bnd Btauip. CONSUT.T ATXO HIEt AuUrcds The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 1 62' i Tin S. C Cor. Morrison Mention paper Portland, Orc-ol how you try.' "Well cr of course, I shall always he Kind to have yoti call upon tne, Mr. Vcre." Philadelphia Press. l -"X'i:"::;'''''"--''f ttt'hiI , 11 lr-'-r .i,..,.,,:, ii,....:.;. v.,J J AM'Cclalilc Prcpnrationfor As similating Ihcf'ixxlandltctfula ting tlie Stoinadts andUowcls of rromolca Dicalion.Chcerrutr' ncssandnest.Conlains nelllicr Opiuni,Mort)liine norliicxaL KOT 11 AllC OTIC . ftnil tU Jlx.SmutM ibMs SJm- ClanhMt .Oim JiMkyivM norm Apcrfecl Remedy foiTonstlpv Tion, Sour StonwclbDinrrliDca Worms .Convulsions .tcvrr i sh ncss fuul Loss of Sleep. FacSintilo Signature or NEW YTjnK. For Infants and Children. mm n tin. lallaLB.aalUiBmrU The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of w In Use For Over Thirty Years ill There Is more Catarrh In this section of the country t hati all ntlK r di-t-ufes put together, and until the luM lew yearn wan m 'fsi.'d to ba laoiiraijle. For a great in it ny t curs dovtum ro- ; nuuni ' d It a local uist-a-e, Hint lirescritivdloi-al i re nedit's, and by cuiiKlHiiUy luilitiK to t uio , n'ltti loral treatment, (ironoiiiicetl U incuratle. Keionei) bus provrn catarrh to bo a coiiHtitu tiuttal disease, nnd therefore requires cuiiBtitu- tl,ittialtri.tiiMtit lliill'Bt'ntjtrrhl'tir.. Tit at t It . of the famous fable poet. I-a Fontaine, taclured by V. I. Cheney fc Co., Toledo. ihlu, is jbecaiiie euibarrasscil, and finally replied ' tlcjectetlly that be had entirely foruot i ten to ask her for it. This, remarks a lloiilevard paK'r, reculls the distract lou Mcctliij; one day In a salon a young man, be was so favorably Impressed by bis conversation that lio expressed Ills admiration for blin In the most llatterin terms. "Itut be Is your own son!" exclaimed a nuest. In astonish ment. "Is It so'" replied the poet; "then I am the more delimited to make bU acquaintance." EXACT COPY OF WRAPPEH. MM 1 K M ins ( i Tmi aaMTaun omhnv. von city. A Queer l'lay In ltiiaehull. Here Is a play in haschull that liav pelted -long a;o. Perhaps it never will Impjien apiln. lld any one ever bear of a base runner scoring from tlrst luise on a line drive that was caught by a third baseman and when the hall never left the third baseinan's baud? Tlie play happenis! In this way: Andy Moynlliun was jilayliiK third base for the Pastimes of Chicago In tSUS when a tournament was held. The Oecldeu talu of Peoria were tlie opjKisliijj team In tlie tlrst IiuiIuk. with a runner on first, the batter drove a liner straight over third. Moynlhan shoved up his bund, thu ball struck it nnd stuck fast In thu hand. The crowd cheered. An Instant later they buw something was wrong. Moynllian, writhing w ith pain, wns running around third base. Tlie base runner nt first saw something was tlio emitter and ran down to second. Then lie ran to third and dually trotted homo unmolested. Tlio trouble was that the ball, strik ing Moynlliun's hand, paralyzed tlio nerves. The bull was stuck tight In tils hand. It was five minutes before his fellow players could pry his Angers open nnd get tho ball out. Chicago Tribune. Slonl t'tiihtera. The kind of men who don't know when they're whipped are very much llko postage stamps." "In what respect?" "They stick the better for a licking." I ta It I mo ro A in er lea n. Perhaps the best way to uvokl t!i8 f.lsappolutnicutb of love Is never to full .in. the only constitutional cure on the m arket. It is taken Internally In dudes from 10drostna ienn(nionful. It ai'ts directly ou the bleed and nine his surfaces of tLe ystetn. Thev oiler one hundred dollar for an.- enso it falls to cure, bend fur circular and tcMitnonlr.la. A dd re: s, K. J. t lltNK V tt CO., Toledo, O fluid In- 1 Tusrarist", T V. II all's i-au.ily Pills are tho best. t.ela Hack nt Illiu. Newed When you say anything that makes your wife angry what docs she do threaten to return to her par ents' Oldwed Worse than that. She re peats some of the fool things I said during our courtship. Stimulate the Blood. llrnndietb's Pills tire the great blood puriiicr. Thev ere n laxative ami blood tonic, t oy act equally on tho bowels, the kiilnevs and the ski i. t us t leaiihititr the system by the na'ural t utlet of tiic bid v. They stimulate the blood so us to enable nature to thri w oil' all morbid humors and cure all troubles art-ing trout an impure st.ite of tie blood, due or two taken every niKht w.ll prove an invaluable remedy. Kao i jiill contains one g-ain of solid ex tiuct of sarsttpaiilla, which, with other v tillable veg table prolines, make it a blood purilier of excellent character. Hrandreth'ti Pit's have been iu use for over a century und are S' id in every drug and medicine dore, either plain or sugar-coated. ML Mi STAND FIRM "When you buy an OILED SUIT or SLICKER demand Its the easiest and only way to get ine uest Sold everywhere A I'retty Bxperlment. A very pretty effect may be produced by using some nnlllne dye In powdered form In alcohol. Fill a small glass with tho alcohol and drop the smallest Iortlon of tlio dye on Its surface. It will shoot down through tlie liquid, llko a strand of color, dividing Into two branches, which will subdivide ngaln and ngaln until you have, niiparently, an Inverted plant In miniature growing before your eyes. An arruiigemeiit of mirrors may be made to throw tho re flection of this on n screen or n wall, and tho enlarged shadows will be very Interesting to watch. EXCURSION To Sunny Alberta C ANAD A March 22 and every two weeks thereafter ; $42 for round trip, which includes bet th and meals. Trip costs you nothing If you buy land. Write and learn about our Special Tulhuan Car .Ex curoion. H. E. Barnum Land Co. PORTLAND, OREGON 214-215 Chamber of Commerce. i his is Toor Piano f7r. ML - I 'j.t4-JJ"-- 11 The I.tKltvIz Plana hn rhurneter of tt own. Muitiriuns Intuit iv.ly r.'.'.'fi.lzi- ita rharni. Tuiit- la Its thit-f ttuuiti ti-rl-ttlr tn r.'Uui il and yiiittlietii'; no huiiiIi fill In Its Rwet'tiifss nnd purity tint you nmrvt l t 3t aiiurtf. Fniia the Itt-lnnin); the prlntlple was tlxt'd to clve tie utim ttt t. oh 1 1 r v at a (vrtitln prtee blu-b inoiiKh to al ow the liest of every tbltic: hw tneuttli to only yield a reus'iiiuMe nroflt ttltbuut anv aililliion.l vliurtre for reputation. "lue above ululm Is Stvle I i)rit-t t.'!7S rtt llvervd ut your rHllmutl station, with stool, aearf and liiHtruetioti book. If desired yuu nuiv nay I.I7.M tash and the t.alamv hi ii'inthly or ijuurterly pHyments. We furnish this plnnit In onk, Milnut er mHhnitany. bATJSFACTlON GUARANTEED hen von tn de with Sherman, t'lnv & Co. Klrst von k" nv the iirlee Is rlulit. Kverr tilano Is rlit il In plain lliires. One price no more on less. Set-ond the Htanilln&r of thin nl.l frin is a iruarantee that all your dealings v.01 K. Batisfat-torv. Ilesides the I.udn!r piano we are utile ents for Stelnwav. Knulw. A. n. rh. I'.verett. Mason A Hamlin. Paekar.! I'onover, Katey, KIliKslnirv. Klnerson. Slen. Ink', WelllliKton. IluutiliL'ton and Meinlil. ohn. We also sell orirans and Vletor Talk- iik Maehlnes. We have a fine ali netate Kan at so. Write for catalogue, price and term, lie sure and mention that you aaw tho advertisement In this paper. THC HOUSC Of QUALITY" Sherman, Clay & Co. SIXTH AND MORRISON STRCCTS OPPO.ITK POST Orrica, PORTLAND MRTUNO SEATTLE TACOMA SPOKINE BTLLINCHAM tVOfTT P. N. V. No. 1007 WHEN writing- to advertiser plea I uientloa tlii paper. I W. L. DOUGLAS $3.0O AND S3.50 SHOES THJ? WORLD W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT AMV PRICE. shoes ran everybody at all prices t men s snoes, .. to i.:io. in.ys- Mines, i.t to Ol.ii.f. Woiueira Mittt-s, 4 to WL.AO. Misses' & t hililrou's shoes. Vl.'iH 10 atl.oo. W. Ii. Douglas shoos are recoguized by expert iuilgos ot footwear o tie tne oosi in Biyto, an aim wear nrouuoeu 111 this country, iiacli . i .l. ..t ..l .1.... :iIi.- 1. , . . j'ik ui nit) Mitio uu every ueiuii 01 lilt) inaKlIiK IS I0OK0U Ulter aud watehod over by Bkilled shoemakers, without regard to time or cost. If I could take you into my lanro factories at I Brockton, Mass.. and show you bow carofullv W. L. Doturbis shoes are maile, you would then imdorstaiul why they hold their shape, lit betto vear longer, and are of irreater valuo than any other makes. W. I., lioiiula nainti and prii-c Is stamped on I lie Ihuioih. which protects tti wearer amltnit hlirh prices anil llilcrlur slloen. I'nka . Milliatllulc. Sold by the hem hIh.c deul'-is every wliele tut t'uiur tycktt utai tteiiuivelv. fuluAv mailed r. W. 1.. IIOtUI.As, H.-...I...... m PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster color than any other tfye. One 10c packa colors silk, wool and cotton eauullv well and ta luarantecd to glv perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will aend poat paid St 10c td.hai(e. WiU for frca bojkiet how ta dva. aaiitfl av.iar i.litrM Mf IPUUa' ii" 1 U I T i I ..l,u llu Ui . ....-1 ... . . v 3 I I