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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 22, 1906)
MISS IXOPOLI), SK IOAKY lltOLKKKANZ Wrltrs: "Dirim Yfnra Ak MyHyatwn VVa In Kun-Iiwn Comlillon. I Owe to IVru im Mf Iti'sorlatlon l Health iil KlrenKth." V. ; 1 Waft v;: -M If VW4 'MixxRirKAlFnpoinM Miss Khka Liopolil, 17.'! Mitln ttn-i-t Mitmslia, Win., Ni-t'y l.ifdt'rkmuz, rite: " I'hri'B years sjf'i mr svstt-m m in w ttrrilil run-down condition anl I was hiokt'n out all ovur my holy. I liian to j worrini aliotit my con. lit ion una I hi (ImiI to tiy M ) ' I i 1 i 1 1 K whieli would ri'liuv tiif). "IVruiui vvan rcc ommrndrd to hip a a linn Mood rvmpdy mid tome" and I nooii foiiad that it was worthy of raii. "A ffW hotl Iir tliiinKt'd my condition m.ilriilly n 1 in a hIioi t I was all ov-r my truuMt. "I owe to IVrii'ia my rcHtoration to hettltli and BlrciiK'fh. I am k nd to I'll dorso it." IV-ru-nrt RrMorrs StrrnRth. Mrs. Ilcttic (irt..n, li. It. d, Iuka, III., wriu-s: "I had catarrh and (fit miMirahl. 1 hian the ihh of I'l-miia and Im'imii to improvu in every way. My head does not hurt me so much, toy appetite In hxI and I am Kainiiitf Ueali and ttreiiKih." A l.amrf. Two Rfntlfnicn (IIiiIuk in a Now York rt'Xtnuraiit wire tuirprlm'd to llnd on tli hill of fnif, tho Itrni, "Krwii jl uv. HhIi." "Wnltrr." one nfkfd, "hnf sort of Mni'tlMh iiro Krcii hlui'llsli '" "I''n-tili rlflit from tliu writer,' the w ullr, offiinnd. oiiseni' !" said tho num. Know well eno'lli tlu-v do not aa'd "Y.u take hliK'llsli lit HiIm heiiin." The miller came up and looked at the (llxputed Hem. "Oh, t tin t. Mr!" he mild, with nn nlr if eullulitenuieiit. "Thut'a hotlioune tduetlhh. air." Ilia Hard l.ork. -Yea." an Id Mr. Ilerllhy, preantnif a damp handkerchief to her eyea, "he'a an unfort'nat man, me Con I a Cella'a man la. If Iver there'a anny chuuit of a good tiling he'ii alwn.Ti a little to wan aide. If It hadn't been for that he'd le la hln bom now, lnstld of In the honpltal, ma'aui." "Why, I understood that Timothy atepjied hackwurd off tho NtiiKluK ami fell clear to the ground," aiild the din trlct vNltor, ajinpathellc hut puzzled. "He did." a.ild Mr. Ilerllhy. with n frealt hurat of ti'iira, "hut If he'd fell li hit more to the lilit, (hire waa a f(rcut pile o' hricka. an' It would huve Lruke hi full, uuuywiiy." , Whr It llln't Khnn. "Una that new frieud of yours ony tallies alillltyV" "oh. yes." "Well, It doesn't tdiow on the sur face." "No, he'n nn ofilclnl of tho under piouud railway." Cleveland I'luiii liealcr. No Irl.L. a I All. Cnnhy Ilium Oo you lake any atork In the Htorjr that a man engraved the entire alphabet on (lie head of a pin? Y. Knott (Vrlainly. Ha could Imve engraved the ten I'nuiiiiandiiieiita on It. It was a coupling pin. King off. A Dnninh colony of MX) families la seeking a locatiou in Mriicor If the col ony proapura, it will receive larga accea kioua later. COULD NOT KEEP UP. Broken Down, Like Many Another Woman, With Exhausting Kidney Troubles. Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. J., says: "I had kidney tronble in iti most painful and severe form, and tin torture I went through now seems to have been almost unbeara ble. I bad backache, pains in the side and loins, dizzy spells and hot, foverieh head aches. There were beuring down pains, and the kidney eecre tiona passed too fre quently, and with a burning sensation. They showed sediment. I became dis couraged, weak, lanquld and depressed, so sick and weak that I could not keep up. As doctors did not cure me I de rided to try Doan's Kidney Pills, and vith such succefcS that my troubles were all gone after using eight boxes, and my strength, ambition and general health is fine." Njld by all dealers. 60 cents a hot. ToBter-Milburn Co., Euffalo, N. Y. f A . i : 0LD 1 cpaVoriteS ws mnwr.i.rrttinnrj w Itmtm HrunU from thm Sama I a liter it, Tliera ri hoiiU of nil .rl In tlii worhl if OIl, FeltTn of frii-ndililp mi' I li fif flowers Ami true lneV knolM, I ween. Vim girl mid I lie buy ore linnml by n kl, Itiit lliere'n never it bond, obi friend, like tliln - We hum drunk from tin' mime canteen ! It wns aomel.inon water and sometimes milk And amiift IniPK nppb Mill, 'linleer I hi- We aba i- i it t neiln Jm-k fl ri as allk ; tipple bna been, i in Initio or bli. And I Winn to frieml, wln n I think of ihia ei,ui drunk fmin ilie an me entile Tim rl -li n ti 1 ' be jri en t A ml t le-y .pin IT In eadi it iln'.vn t dine, il Iter in ap;ii kling me I 'mm ylnaaea nf cry a' n I niel preen, Hut I (iH'M In their k ibb'ii pnlntinna they III Ih4 The warmth of rejjard to be found In thin We hnv" di utik from the mime eanteen ! We have share.! our bliinketa and tenia together And have ninn-ho.) and fmiitht m all kimN of weather, And Inmirry and full We have been; llnd dnya of lintlle and days of rent. Hut thU ineinnry I elitig to ami love lh beat We have drunk from the an in a canteen ! For when wounded I lay on tho outer abijie With my blood flowing fnat and hut little hope Fpon whi'-h my fnlnt aplrit riuld lean - Oh, then, remiiiher, you crawled to my And. bleeding fnat It innl Ix.th muat have ilnul, ilrntik fi 'in the anme rnnleen ! W. Oen. C. (. Ilalpliie (I'rivato Miles O'ltellly I. Patriotism. Itreathes there the man with soul so dend Who never to h.maelf hath anid, "'IliU U my own, my native land !" Whose heart hath ne'er within him btirn'd As home his footsteps he hath turned From wandering on a foreign strand? If sm-h there (treat he, go, mark him well! For him no minstrel raptures swell; High though his titles, proud hla nmnf, Ilotindleaa his wealth aa wihh can claim (K-aplte those titles, power, and pelf, The wretch, ronoentered nil In self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, ahull go down To the vile dust from whence he sprung Fnwept. iinhoiior'd. and unsung. - Sir Walter Scott. c v. - ' THE FELLAH'S YOKEMATE. Rom Orrnpatlons of the Ka-rpflan f.lrl aiil Woman. Her lot has Improved vnstly alnce those dMrk days of superstition when In order to propitiate SiTiipIs, the deity who presided over the waters of Fath er Nile, she was liable to lie given aa a aarrltW to the flood cuatoin which waa until quite recently coinn Miiornted at the annual cutting of the KIiiiIwr at Cairo by the erection of an earthen "bride." which was swallowed up by the rushing waters, anya tho Fort nightly Review. Albeit the fellow's Cities have never been cast In pleiiHant places, very early In her existence does her round of drudirery bctln. for while still a tiny child she Is allotted a varle tv of tasks. In the clover season one sees peasant baby K'lrls posted as sentl uels over the horses and cattle tethered In the vividly green berscoin fields; mere children, placed In authority near a harshly crenklne; water wheel, fol low with loddlliiic steps the wiry little donkey or Kiiutit. ujjly buffalo harness oil to a wooden prop which Is attached to the cogged wheel of the snkoeyoh The little mites by voice ninl whip ii rire the weary blindfolded beasts to keep jogging along In the worn clrcu lar track, that the kIowv revolving earthenware pots cease not to pour the tertlll.lng water Into the trough. The Hiune little maidens, their hnlr generally plaited and the wisps and braid decked with coins, nro often Hoen tending small fiords of goats. At times, too, they are aent to forage for rare windfalls of firewood (rare, be cause In the delta wood of any sort la noarce). which, If they find, they carry homeward across the fields on their heads, tho atrlngs of heads and glass bracelets on their fat little necks and arms glistening In the bright sunshine; while those who dwell In woodless provinces are employed to collect ma nure, which, mixed w 1th chopped straw, Is pounded Into round cakes and w hen dried in the sun forms the staple native fuel called "gelleh." Active little maid ens carry diminutive hods or baskets of mortar or bricks when building op erations are In progress, or are set to destroy caterpillars at seasons when these pests threaten destruction to the inal.e or other crops. Should their village he within easy distance of a railway, girls of tender nge are sent to hawk goolahs of cold water, hard boiled eggs or fresh dates, figs or oranges, up and down the coun tryside stations; and these bright, clamoring, smiling, pearly teethed maidens are pleasantly familiar little figures to all travelers throughout the Helta. The bigger girls lit time of wheat harvest will Join with the older women In field labor, which Is very fa tlgulug. aa I" miii'.v districts not only do they pluck and bind the corn, but al'terwnrii carry tho sheaves to the Lliffashliui tdace. Not liii'remiently u tery of UNptnen laborers who have thi. leisure Will proceed at harvest tlmS from village to village, and wi add a few more shillings to the modest fam ily (heat. lew Fgyptlnti village scenes appeal Inore forcibly to the cultivated taste tit Hi-Untie SetiMo than Mint of the village maiden fetching water from the river or the well. 'Hie lithe, elastic, well developed figure of the peasant damsel seems singularly noble In Its homely simplicity, draped In Its loose dark bins garment, the beautifully molded earth enware pitcher isilsed upon her shapely head. Her long veil of coarse crepe, It Is true. Is half drawn to conceal her fai-e from prying eyes, or, when she wears no rell and often, owing to the exigencies of field lalsir, the hlirko (face veil) Is dispensed with Its office Is performed by gathering a fold of her head covering Into a corner of her mouth. Yet the very poor are not al ways punctilious about keeping their faces lil I I -i i from strangers, and so Homcl hues one t-fi the Indigo or green Mi blue tattoo designs on the forehead or below (he under !i. On reaching I lie rlcr. where her shadow H-eins to kNs the ripples, tlm modern Itebekah lucks the skirls of lii T raiment between her knees, enters the water to eleall'-e and fill her water Jar ibalass), and then, with a last feminine touch of ad Jlisllnelil fi the folds of her dress, she raNes the heavy burden Into position and bears It away, spilling nothing of Its limpid (ontetits. She never loses her balance, having made a practice from early clilhlhond of carrying all burdens on her head and having thus iu-iiiired a naturally upright carriage ami statuesiiiie gait. A CUP OF TEA. I'.u.t Ing a cup of tea may he a trag edy or a comedy. Much deends on the sex of the buyer. This Is the way a man buys It, says a writer In the London Sketch. lb- slides sheepishly Into the shop, takes the seat In the draft of the door that ever.vlsidy else has avoided, and says to the waitress with a (llllldent smile: "h, would you bring me a cup of tea ?" The waitress, who returns the smile or does not return It, according to the rule of the establishment In regard to tipping, brings him his tea, slams It down, scribbles out a check and sails away. The man tastes the tea. finds that It Is bitter from long brewing, slips out of his seat, pays the bill and hurries away from the shop. Now let us see how a woman buys a cup of tea. She inarches Into the shop with a little boy on one side of her and a lit tle girl on the other. "1 want a table for three," she says. In the manner of one a I suit to order a dinner at ten guineas a head. "Yes, madam," replies the meek at tendant. "Will you kindly step this way." "Mummy," says the little boy, when at last the party Is seated and the at tendant Is waiting to take the two penny order, "mummy, why Uas that lady got a tiirned-upj nose?" "Want a scone," complains the little girl. "A pot of tea for one." orders "mum my," "and would you mind bringing an extra cup, so that my little girl can have some milk?" "One tea and one milk?" asks the at tendant. "No, thank you. I thought I gave my order quite distinctly. I want n pot of tea for one and an extra cup. That's all." "Yes, madam," says the meek at teudant, and drags herself away with the firm Intention of becoming an ac tress, let the stage he what It may. "Just one moment," says "mummy,' when tho tea Is brought. "I should like to make sure that this Is not too strong. Yes, It Is much too strong. Will you let me have n pitcher of hot water, please? And I don't think you have brought quite enough milk." Half an hour later she inarches proudly from the shop, having paid exactly the same sum for these privi leges as the wretched man who could not swallow a mouthful, and who sat lu a draft. lieu. Grant's Juke. Secretary Taft, in discussing a cer tain hoax, said: "It reminds me of the story about Sir Itlchard Owen, the famous English scientist. A footman came to Pem broke lodge, Sir Klchard's residence, one morning, with a largo hone wrap- jHd In a cloth, and with a note from his master, Lord John Russell, asking If Sir Itlchard would please say what animal the bone belonged to. "It required but a glance from the scientist to convince him that the bone was nothing but a hiuu bone from an ordinary pig. He sent a message back to that effect, and, meeting Lord John the next day, said : "'Why on earth CM you send me a pig's ham bono yesterday?' "I'll tell you,' said the other. 'On- eral Grant, you know, Is a great joker. lie made me a present of what pur ported to bo that rare delicacy, a grizz ly bear's ham, but, as I had my doubts, 1 sent you the bone.' " Out at I nst. "Why do they call these dentists of fices dental parlors?" asked Smith of his friend. 'Why, parlor Is nn old fashioned name from draw Ing-room." All that glitters can't be measured by the golden rule. . :.. . the I'ollle lineman. I In the 'jties of litirma, where the na I fives hate been long in contact with F.iiropcaiis, says the author of "I'.urma Painted and Iiescrlhed," they have lost Home of their traditional politeness; but In the country districts old school cour tesy is still Ihe custom. An litigllsh gentleman who had bought a new pony was trying him out on a I'.urinan road, when the animal (Killed, nod ran at top speed down a narrow road. In the way ahead was a r.atlvo cart. In which was a family party out boll day making. The Miny dashed Into the back of the cart, threw his rider Into the midst of the merrymakers, and severely Injured the Ilurmun who was driving. I '.e fore the Kngllshman had an oppor tunity to explain his unexpected on sliiught the Citrman picked himself up and bowed low. "My lord, my lord." he said, apolo getically, 'the cart khould not have been there." I on nil lit. Was a (annlhal. A new arriwil In the town entered n restaurant and ordered his dinner. lie bad Just been served when a large, ro tund person entered and sorted himself at the same table, and finally reached over and helped himself to his neigh bor's bread ; seeing that the other man's boiled potato had not been touched he took that and ate it without removing the skin. A piece of chicken followed. I'y this time the waiter reappeared i and handed the hill of fare to the newcomer. "Koast beef; roast pork. Which shall I take?" said he. "Well, I guess you can bring me roast beef, a double or der." ' "Thank heaven," said the man oppo site. "L"h? What did you sny, sir?" "I said 'Thank Heaven!' 1 was afraid you were u cannibal." Pittsburg I'ress. Ileclprorlty. "I declare," complained Mrs. Puzzlt, "I shall certainly have to punish the children:" says a writer in Life. "What bate they been up to now?" Inquired her husband. "They have simply upset my sewing room. Nothing is where it should be. Needles, spools of thread, scissors, darn ing halls, everything I have has been Hiked away into the mast unexpected corners. It Is perfectly exasperating." Mr. Duz.it surveyed his wife with a benignant air. "That wasn't the children, dear," he said. "I did that." "What possessed you?" "It was kindness of heart. After you straightened up the papers and books on my desk so beautifully, I thought it was no more than right that I should return the compliment by putting your sew ing room in order. So I did." The Hooks All ftlifht. The steamer was to leave in an hour, and Mrs. Inpling was iu u flurry of pre paration. "Mother," asked one of the children, "where are the bonks we want to read while we're on the boat?" "Never mind the books," she said, with her mouth full of hairpins. "They're all packed in jour father's o'gophagus." la Ise. "Where's the boa constrictor forty feet !rng that you've got painted on the sign o-it in front?" demanded the visitor at the diuie museum. "This is wash day, and we're using hi.n for a clothes line," explained the Cir cassian boa ut v. Host He Knew. Wedderly That mllliupr of yours must be a bird. Mrs. Wedderly Nonsense! She has neither wings nor feathers. Wedderly Yea, but just look at this bill of hers. u . .... . r i ;-...,T- B n .V--fr7T.-,S... I.'--' ,1S,lrWX-S AVcCcfablc Prcparailortfor As similating IhcFoodandRcgula ting the Stomachs and Dowels of Promotes Digcstion.Chcerful ness and Rcst.Contalns neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral Not Nakcotic . Jy afOlJDrS.WlZLPmMJl Mx.Siuta ' . JiaJuiU Salts - StKit Sad I i i Aprrfect Remedy forConstlpa llon. Sour Stomach.DiaiThoca Worms .Convulsions .ltverish ncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. .A r&l9 & EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. 1 -1 Innic All Amerlran. Is "fired out" an Americanism? This question Is put. by a loiidou paper in discussing the use of the expression by the Vienna correspondent of the Times In connection with the dismissal of the Ainerlian embassador to A u-trla Hun gary. Anything that seems slangy U generally stamped as an Americanism, but In this case, as In so many others of a similar nature, It Is shown that the phrase can be found Imbedded In tin; 'lassies of the Kngllsh language. "Fired out" an Americanism? Well. In one of Shnkspeare's sonnets, as one of tho fmdon papers says, you may read : Yet this shall I ne'er know, but live In doubt. Till my had angel fire my good one out. An American school teacher and this Is another Illustration that comes to mind decided that his pupils should drop the word "say" because it was in elegant. The tendency to begin a re mark or a question with "say" may cer tainly be overdone, but, as a bright pupil pointed out. if "say" Is vulgar, bow should we regard the Use of It in the first line of "The Star-Spangled Manner" "Oh, say, can you see?" To ftreak In New Shoes. Always nt.ske in Allen'a t-'oot-Ks"", a powder, llenri-s hot, nweatniK, aching, swollen feet. up corns, imrrowiiig nail and hwriiona At all dniKiri'ts and fhoe, stores, 2.V I ion'1 aereet n Mil.Htitute. -bid pie mailed HIKE. Address Ailen (jlniKUd lye Koy, N. Y. Met Often. "Why are you bowing to that man? Io you know him?" asked Madge, iu surprise. "Yes," said her chum. "He walked over me so many times getting out be tween acts at the theater last night that tve got real well acquainted." Detroit Free I'ress. Mothers will find Mr. Vlnilow's Boothing Pyrup the bet remedy louw for their children during the teething rriol. In C'onflilenee. 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