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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (July 25, 1906)
L sf A PRETTY MILKMAID Thinks 't ry n,t Is a U'cnJtrut . ' t . . ' - -, ' i , V s - -, v - v V : ' ' " v Xy . ... .. 'i - . - -. , MISS ANNIC HCNOnEN. : M ma Aiiiiiw WhnIi., wrltni: iionurui "I ftml hotter tt-an 1 liar for over four yttarf. I have takmi or vera 1 Lot- tin of I'r-runa and one tattle of Mana lin. "I ran now do all of mr work in the hour, milk the cow. take carat of the milk, and en forth. I think Prruna Is a moil wonderful medicine "I txilieve I would b in Imd today il I had not written to you for adrira. I had taken all kind of medicine, hut iiotiM did in" any kkh1. "IV run a haa made me swell and hap py girl. I can never nay too much lor 1'eiiriia. Not only women of rank and leisure praise iVrtiiia, l:t the wholcoome, use fill wouimi eii;nd in houent toil woulil not hn without Ir. Unrtninn'o world renowned remedy. The ilnct'ir lut trerriheil it for many thoiifnud wtm-ii every year and he never fail to receive a multitude ol letter like the ahove, thunkinx him for hia advice, and especially for the wonderful benefit riculved from IV rutin. Mnntlrur lta-ila. "M. JnincH Hyde." nay a the Purls Fljciirti. "the exceedingly rich Ainerlcmi m ho iiiHrtnliiN lo the nioMt lilu'li society of New York. miuea from miiiiuiimlliiK at I'orlM n rarrliiKf elwrrlc. It I to t lie French liidtiMry I tin t M. Jaine Hyde I" addreMHel hitimelf for to have the moHt comfortnhli, the itiont commo dlotlH and the iiiimt elt'Kimt of the vehi cle of the city." Translated by liar tier' Week I v. Waalrd KfTort. "It tnke time. trmilde end Infinite pa- .flier, of course, to he n ' Sunday school te ii -her, hut you luive the n t i f.'ii'tiim of knowing tlmt yu helping In inol. I the chiiructer of the rislli,: geu rrn I ion." "Yen, hut It mrikra. me .nl to think liow quickly a yenr'a work U umloue w hen fieell mnile lime eonifa." TERRIBLE TO RECALL. Five Weeks in Bed With Intensely Painful Kidney Trouble. Mm. Mary Warner, of i:tt7 Kneatith Ave., HridKepoit, Conn., Hays: "I wa so weakened and generally run down with kidney di chbo that for a long time I could not do my work and waa Ave week in bed. There waa contin ual bearing down pnin, terrible back ache, headache and at times dizzy Bpella w hen every- ' thing waa a blur before me. The paPBHge of the kidney accretions were irregular and painful, and there waa considerable aediment and odor. I don't know what I would have done but for Doan's Kidney Till. I could see an improvement from the firat box, and live boxes brought a final cure." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foeter-Mllburn Co., Jiuffalo, N. Y. furl ftrhnra. No other man of foreign birth ever nhowed eucli lino command of the Fug IIhIi languago or iimciI It ho felicitously. A man who objected Htroiigly to Ills jKillth-H hut admired his talent na a writer once mild: "I wish Mr. Schurz couldn't write so well; I could hate him better." In 1H77 Carl Schunr, vis ited Hoston to make n Hieech ngaltitit Keujnmlu F. Hutler, who was ruunliiK for tlovernor of MaNHucln'.m'tt. While tirguing on the question of the resump tion of Hjieclo payments, no issue that waa paramount at that time, Mr. Schurz likened "Inflation" to a balloon tilled that had carried tho American nation off IW feet. At that tlnu ha made use of the following exprcHslon, which brought the Immense audience that greeted him to Its feet: "We have placed our feet on solid ground nguln and we propowo to keep them there." Quite True. Miss Hoston They say uhe's extreme ly haughty. MIhh Tours I should nay so! Tlie hist tlmo I saw her she was sailing down the street in MIwn Huston Pardon me; why do J'ou use that Heiiseleas expression? How eould she go "Hailing" down tho street? MIhh Tours Kasy enough. I saw her hist In Venice. The Catholic Stund ttrd tid Tlmua A NATIONAL EVIL, lppln I'rtmrpaa from tha nnttont l he I i. Tipping la rapidly hecoinlng n tinllon- nl evil. It began with (he payment of jsinnll gratultlea to waiter In rent mi ni nix and hotels. In thla form II was Nil luipoi tntlnii fioui Durope, Of coiiihc, the waller ought to serve the cilMlomer fiillhfiilly without being bribed to do the work which he hud been hired to perforin, hut the custom has grown to nidi an extent thill un less one fees be Is sure Hot to ohliiin good service. lie submits, therefore, to the Imposition, as the less of two evils. The practice has spread to Mich an extent Unit the man who hhnKs your hoots, that helps you on with your coat, that hands you your hat, that tells you the way, that brings you li glass of water, that ahavea yom fine, or cuts your hair, expects a gratuity In 11011111011 to the pay which be receives for s-rforiulug his work. The tipping evil has gone higher up than this, and Is now beginning to spread Itself through all the depart ments of business and politics. It Is the duty of the legislator to pass, good laws, but be Moinetimes has to he tipped to do It. It Is the duty of the sille- inan to protect property from robbery, but he often has to be tlp'd to do It. If you want to sell a line of goods It la even necessary to tip the butler, the farm superintendent, t, purchas ing agent. Do you want it switch con nection or n prompt supply of car from n railroad? It may ls well to tip the railroad ofllclal with a gift of iisiney or of stoek. It is about time to cheek thla tlp fdng abuse. !et tia stop It first high up, and work down to the bottom. Wall Street Journal. 0lr the I'romla. A blf ea turtle wna aprnwllng around In tlie tank in front of the reatnurnnt. "Look, papa !" e iclniiued tbo little boy. ,"Iet'a xo In and hnvc aoine real green turtle aoup !" "Not yet, (Jeordie," said tlie father. "Wait till aoiuo day when you re t b in tank empty." Side I. labia tin History. The lIiHsliim at Tri-nlou hud aurren-cb-re.l. "All. well." I hey asid. "think how much more ditnst roiia it mi-ht I nvc hi-i-u if we liml had to miike n hurried retreat .'" Lnter, na if to verify tlair words, came the ilfininu fly. Ilrsri (unlrni l, Oirl with the Cihaon Oirl Ne(k Can't ynu - aomethiug familiar in the face of that man aitting on the op(aile aide of the car? (fir! with the Julia Marlowe Iliinple Yea ; It'a hia eyes. I w ith be'd b a little lei familiar with them. Btati or Ohio, Citt or Ton no, I l.Cl AS I HI SIT, rn j . i HKhcr tnakea oath that tie. li eulnr partner ol the arm ol r . J. nasrv A t o , dnliiK tiunlnex tu the I tly of Toledo, ( iiiin ty ami Slate atoreaald, and that hII tirni will lay the nun of (INK lit SUHKIi 1" d.I.A I'.S for ( h and evrryraw ol ( atahhii that eanuot be Cim-a liy I no uae ol 11 A 1 1. aiahmh mi:. rilANK J. (II K.N K Y. Sworn to ts'fore rne ami atibx-rlls-d In my .reneme, thli lull Jay ol Is-r-f m her, A. Ii .IhmI. A. W. Ol.F.ArioN. I,.., Jutary fubllc ( I llall'n Catarrh Cure l taken Internallv. and act" illri'dly on lint llol and iiiiii-oin, xurfacua Of tlie nyntein. Heiol f r trKtliiioiilaln. free. r . J. CIIKNhV it 1(1., loledo, O. Hold tiy l'riitii. T''. liall'a Kniiillv I'llU are the heat. Ilia llrpulnllon. Miss Medi'-us (sister of the new vil lage doctor ) I lave you heard of Ir. Mediciis about here? Native Hat her, mum! Io you see that hearse and carriages goin' by over there? That's one of uU funerals. Ilaruer's Wecklv. I aunl lluh of Colli Water. Korus I've been nearly dead for sleep luring the last week. 1 couM scarcely keep uwake while 1 was writing (but story that whs printed yesterday. Nhkkus I can easily believe It. It af fected me I lie same way while 1 was read lug it from sympathy, I suppose. I.We-Sai Intr Service. In perhaps uo other country I the llfesavlng service us proficient as in the I'nlted States. The sytem was first established in 71. ninl there are at present -77 IS life-saving stations supported by the government, lt- of which ure on the Atlantic coast, OS on the CJreat Lukes, 1(1 on the raclllc coast, and one at the falls of tho Ohio Klver near Louisville. There were only :it!5 disasters ulong the coasts during the year ending June l!Mitr. and out of 4,S.i persons In volved only twenty-seven were lost. For that Dandruff There Is one thine that will cure it Ayer's Hair Vigor. It Is a regular scalp-medicine. It quickly destroys the germs which cause this disease. The unhealthy scalp becomes healthy. The dandruff disap pears, had to disappear. A healthyscalp means a great deal to you healthy hair, no dan druff.no pimples.no eruptions. The best kind of a testimonial 'Sold tor over ality yeara." A M1 by J. O. Ayr Co., Lowell, Sw. Alau Bi.um.utur.Ei vi 7 S4R3APAUIU.A. ijers ('It I S. CMLliUY PECTORAL. 1 ,iV crisV. Jte "I've half a inliid to write a mngiv r.lne sonnet." "(Jo ahead that's Just wil t It takes." Cleveland fender. "Is niir business on a running basis yet?" "I should say so; I always run w hen I see a creditor coming." I'rlnee ton Tiger. "It's never too late to mend," argued the customer. "Oh, j es It Is," answered the Journeyman tailor, "this Is a union shop.' Tuck. I..uly It's very changeable weather, Isn't It, William? Koad Mender-Yes, that It Is, MIhh. We don't get a single day alike. - Punch. First night of nnoppreelated play. lie Are we alone? Voice from the (iallery- No. guv'nor; but you will be to -morrow night. Punch. "Vr u reckon P.r'er Thomas got Into Paradise?" "I can't tell fer sartln. All I kin say Is--de mule kicked him ter de gate!" - Atlanta Constitution. Mr. Kaplieddo I aw really eawn't believe -the things I cown't understand, don't you know. Miss Pert What n terrible skeptic you must be. Phila delphia itecord. What He Needed. Mike Are ye much hurtcd, Pat? Io ye want a docthor? Pat A docthor, ye fule! After lieln' runried over by an automo billy? What Ol want I a Inwyer! "Henry. I must have a new outfit, and I wnnt to give you credit for gen erosity. "All right, my dear, lr you p.in iKTsonde atiylsidy to give It to me for anything else." Baltimore Ameri can. Toucher-How many commandments nre then. Sally? Sally Please, teach er, ten. Teacher Suppose you were to bleak tl ( ouiinmidiiieut. (Impressive pause.) Sally Then there'd be nine. Punch. Perseverance. "I think," said the reporter, "that the public Vould like to know bow you mmaged to live to such a great age." "Hy perseverance." replied the centenarian. "I Just kept on llvln'." 'This Is the time of year," said the suburban citizen, "when I like to get out and .!!g t'p the ground." "So do I." answered Mr. Foozling. "That's the reason I am trying to play golf." Washington Star. Not Professional. "AH I have to say Is this : You're going out Into the world. You'll find the -oad rough. Hut strike out. my boy, strike out." "Not If I can help It," replied the young man. "I'm going to Is? n baseball player." Across the (Jarden Fence. "No. Mr. Wilkes, I ain't goln' to keep fowls no more. Ilon't pay. Why countln' the mstre I give 'em this winter, the eggs well, I don't git any, but If I did they'd cost me 'nrf n crown each!" Punch. A Good Find. "Albert, dear, while looking through some of your old clothes. I made such a lucky find that I ordered a new dress on the strength of It." "What was It. dear?" "Half a dozen checks that had never been writ ten on." A (!reat Feat. Jones (to Prown, who has been relating his wonderful adven tures In Ktissla) And I suppose you visited the great steppes of Russia? Hrown I should rather think so. And walked up every one of them on my hands nnd knees. Try again! Mrs. Nuwed Here's the bread I started to make to-day. Isn't It too annoying? Mr. Nuwed Why, It Isn't baked at nil. Mrs. Nuwed I know It Isn't; thai's Just It. I put plenty of baking powder In It, but the jsnvder doesn't seem to have baked It. "Irug stores sell Ice cream, soda wa ter, confectionery, and a lot of other things that nre not medicine," said the man who complains. "That's true," nn- swered the pharmacist. "Hut most of them are likely to lead to the consump tion of medicines." Washington Star. "Why, Willie, what ure you crying about?" " Van: e I don't get no Sat urday holiday like the other children does. Hoo-hoo!" "Hut why don't you get out of school on Saturday?" " 'Cause I ulnt' oh. enough to go to school yet. iioo-hoo-hoo !" Cleveland Leader. Parson Hagster (solemnly) Does you, Claud Klnsabby, take dis yuh lady, Miss Gladys Foots, to bo yo lawful wedded wife, for bettah nnd for wiisH The Groom (unenslly nnd hazily) I'h-cou'so I does, If I has to, sail ; but nln't dar some wny of tnklu her klndah on nn ave'nge? Puck. "That rich Mr. Spooner is the most provwklng thing! He nsked me If I was 33." "And what did you say?" "I said, 'Mercy, no!' And he said ho didn't think any woman should marry until she was 33." "Grnclous! What dl.d you do then?" "1 called nfter mm that I wna 33 my next birthday, but he didn't seem to he.-.' me." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Generul "Phil" Sheridan wna nt one tlmo asked at whnt little Incident he laughed the most. "Well," he snld, "I do not know, but I always laugh when I think of the Irishman and the army mule. I was riding down the line one day, when I saw an Irishman mounted on a mule, which was kicking Its legs ruther freely. The mule finally got Its hoof caught In the stirrup, w hen, In the excitement, the Irishman remarked: 'Well, begorrah, if you're golu to get on, I'll get off a'" t nele Allen. "It la perfectly rinturnl that we should hnte tie- mini who want to do all the 'tnlkinir," relieved I'ncle Allen Hpnrks. "Ilo pri-venla us from doing it all." To Break In Mew Shoe. Alweyn nhalie In Allen' Foot Kae, a iwder. ttcnri' lint, aweailiiK, a'lilnit. nwollen feel. ( iir eorna, liiKrimiiin nalln and tiiimoin At I an oruiririaiii aim ru aiorea, v.v port t aerefii hit -uif timhh rani pie rnni if'i r ui.r-. AO'irvm Allen H. Oliiintiiit. m Hoy, N V. I mial Heatilt. One d iy, Jmf to try n li w p'nni The ollie went hunting the man; I'.ut il hunted too high. For the m.iri hi- was shy And it hiiKKed the "Id boss -if a elfin. Save the Babies. 7 NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly rcalizo that of J all tho children bora in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year ; thirtyseven per cent., or more than one-third, befosc they are five, and one -half before they are fifteen ! Wo do not hesitate to say that a timely use of dastoria would save a ma jority of theso precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of Chas. E. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of tho skin and allays fever. -irsy i - - . - n AYcgetablc Preparation Tor As similating tlicFoodaiKJRegula lijig the Stomachs and Bowels of 1 Promotes Digcstion.Cheerful ness and RcstXontalns neither Optutn.Morphine nor Mineral Not Naiicotic. jtlx Jtnnm Sj un tmm naw .Haavjaaaa t fimrm , A perfect Remedy forConsITpa lion. Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss or Sleep. Tac Simile Signature of NEW YDHK. tXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. ox How Good Turn to DECAY Is not digestion, you know, even when it takes place in the stomach. Food decayed in the body after being eaten is as dangerous to health as food decayed before being ea'en. Food nourishes or poisons, just accord ing to how long it remains in the Bowels undigested. Cascarets are the simplest and surest safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet discovered. Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as thick as your watch, which fits Into the vest pocket or lady's purse as If it grew there. In this round-edged Enamel Box are found six small Candy Tablets. One of these toothsome tablets works wonders for digestion. Soon as placed in the mouth it starts the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to work dissolving it. Tho Saliva becomes blended with the Candy Cascaret tablet, and from the moment they start going down your throat together they start working to gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel work, of course Digestion. Most of the Digestion occurs In tho thirty feet of intestines that connect with the Stomach. They are lined with a set of little mouths, that squeeare Digestive Juices into the Food eaten. The Digestive Juices thus mix with the food, Just as Saliva mixes with Cas caret tablets, dissolving and changing that food Into nourishment, as it passes along the channel. WDAHW ll. i'91 More l,IUe ft. "fJraphter I In financial straits, I ' hear." "Ilon't U lleve It. I'll fiet they're flnnnclal crookeds." rhiladelphlfi I'dger. Mottiera will find M'-. Wlrnlow'a BootMnff , Pyrnp tho tsMt remedy to uae for their children during the teething rlod. Served It nn Her, Anrnar. Miatreaa ( indisposed ) -Wli.it is it you wish to any to me, Hridget? I am too ill to ait nn. I lotm-stir Well, rnum, ye can tnke no tice widout aittin' up. I lave ye nixt Snth'rdiiy, rnurn. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher. Dr. A. F. Peeler, ol St Louis, Mo., Bays: "I have prescribed your Castoria la many cases and have always found It an efficient and speedy remedy." Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have prescribed your Cas toria In my practice for many yeara with great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my patients." Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, N. T., says: "I have used your Cas toria In my own household with good results, and have advised several patients to use it for it3 mild laxative effect and freedom from harm." Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders, I most heartily commend its use. Tho formula contains nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children." Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., Eays: 'Tour Castoria is an Ideal medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it While I do not advo cate the Indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an exception for conditions which arise in the care of children." Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria holds the esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for Infants and chil dren. In fact, It is the universal household remedy for infantile ailments." Dr. II. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Me., says: "Castoria is one of the very finest and most remarkable remedlea for Infants and children. In my opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency and merits." Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During the last twelve years I Lave frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best preparations of the kind, being safe in the hands of parents and very ef fective In relieving children's disorders, while the ease with which such a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage." GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS n ears tho t a I The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. Food may Poison The Intestines are also lined with mil lions of little suction pumps, that draw the Nutriment from Food, as it passes them in going through. This Nutriment Is then carried into the Blood, and spread over the Body as Brain, Bone and Brawn. But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak, the Food moves too slowly to stimulate the little Gastric Mouths and there is no flow, or too little flow of Digestive Juice, to change tho food into nourishment. Then, the food decays in the Bowels, and in the thirty feet of Intestines. When this Decay begins the little suc tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed Food, into the blood, instead of the Nutri tion it should have drawn. Now, Cascarets contain the only com bination of drugs that Stimulates these Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines just as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise, stimulates a Lazy Man. Cascarets therefore act like Exercise. They produce the same sort of Natural result that a Six Mile walk in the country would produce, without any injurious Chemical effect. The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold by all Druggists, at Ten Cents. Be sure you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped 7,CCC." IV rREE TO OUR FRIENDS! Wa want to send to our friends a beautiful French-desiened. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-enameled In colors. It U a beauty (or .the dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as a measure of (rood fait h and to cover cost ot Cascarets, With which this dainty trinket is loaded. ") 7n& Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or Mow York- Itnron Tnkakl soya four flflhs of tha Japanese Isiys are now studying En glish, nnd that It will soon become tho language of Japan, and later of the world. TITO I'an-e nm alt Nervnm plft'-aae M I u jH-rinHiieiiilv cured hy lir. Kl.riM'a Oral .ervi Iteai'irer. 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