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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 21, 1906)
ft 'f Wood's 'Sarsapariilal We are often asU.l, Why docs I., mi's Sarsaparilla so 111. ill V c res (il t .isrs I li.Lt: m tim m he :i mint tllett beyond the reach of medic inr ? The answer is this, that tin's i;rit medicine is enabled by the peculiarity of its formula to produce results unap proached hy any other medium", this peculiarity consist intf in the btlantrd comhination of the vuy best specifics for the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, and bowels, namely, for the blood, Sarsaparilla, Stillineja, Yellow Dock; for the liver, Mandrake, Dandelion; lor the kidneys, Uva Ursi, Juniper licriies, 1'ipsissewa; for the stomach, (Jentian, U ild Cherry Hark, Hitter Orange Peel; for the bowels, Senna, Mandrake and Dandelion. Sold by d moists everywhere. (let a bottle today. I'mml fuini, li(tiil, i.r new f.,i hi, t;il!'tn, 100 Dusi'H Ono Dollar. "PC? rra-lliiilnnra- 'I i-nlnlim. I'll. I,. J t ii It I' iril limn yni -viT t i Ikt-.l ii i n , W V Wi ll, yuii do ,i t It ti (! r i ti ' mlil ImIIit llmta In. ml ijty frll. Tn ll.l. YlaifuiK .i-ln-w It a.-i-ma In i-omic miliiriil, H.nii. Imw. I'v.. Iinil n imn .-., I of jhiii-I l.y nli n finiiilniii .i-n. A IU All S I I I I I III, I (lit I'll. KM. Ii. liinr, III ii.i, M r. ,ih, I'imii.i.iii.k rn., lt, 11 '" Hiiili'.f it .1 lit r-iii'iil iii.iin y if I'aii ' ' iai i. rtira in r, it. ii . uv. m m I HI ii m lirr. "lit Jllllll II H'lll li hll-l'lllT '" "WHI, .von Jiim ouxlil In hear lilin." Itnllliuiiic A UK-i Ia n n. lITv """'""ly iiriM. M.i nianr ni-rvmiaiii-a I I III Juat No Mim-Ii f Truth. "WIiiiI'm Unit hIuu jou'ro liniltlliK tlirri'V niUcil 1 1 if iiii'it. " I YchIi i-k-h,' " it.I1i i tlm ui'w cl.Tk. "Mnlii' It TivmIi lnlil fKK' " 'Why i-r ii-rl.nly known tlm VIM were fri'sli m Ih-ii lhi-y tvefc lilil." "Lxmtly. mnl IIuiI'h nil Hint lt'n hhTo fur lit to miy nl... lit tin-in." I'lillinlil- nlilii I'ri'xs. lint -'Mm trout. Ik with you Ik you'l') nlwitjn up In tlx. nlr. Hull Ah! you rmi't nlop kiiollii, cufi yoii?--.iiili'. KnhUcr In Ni'wrl'h Iniii'.y? Mmkir - No J l.y tlm IIiim. furtiimi'N cup crimo to lilni Mm wiri wouldn't let Mm drink out of tin) Miiiiffr.-- Krooklyn l.ff. "IIh'h n liml h' Ih. In r, iHii't lie?" "In rurrlKll'h' I IIo would rut her o roiim Inn rouiii) In tint whmN pli-kliiK flower tlum Atmly Ixitimy."- r.rooklyn Life. 'Mm Arizona Terror I hiilnt K'.t fneiny In tlm world. The Tenderfoot lit It pimnlhle? 'Mm Arl.omi Terror Yen j Cvti killed 'em nil.-rhll.idelphl.l Iti'i'onl. "So iiiiiny proiiiliieiit men nre rt x.rtiil to lie III. Wlmt do you mii.m. lit lint mutter with them?" J'rul.iil.ly mifTerliitf from expodure."- Ilnltliiioro Aliierh-iin. "I uinlemtood Skinner tins lout nil Mh money." "Vim, l.y iN mim-ciiIhI loim." "Ittit Imw (lid he Ki t hi t money l'i tho flrMt plnee?" "Ity hi mkuI n t lollM." I'hlhldelphln I'remi. ('otltli'llliillll - I'vo come to Kee, ulr, Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Tin Oppnrliinltr. 3'h Httirky - If n trwt mr ron'hi'lor hotiM overlook you wniM you liny lilin your fnrn niijl.ow? A'l.nn .iivvfox I'trn len wnitinif fif Iffn ynr f'.r rlmn.n to !. tented tlmt tvny, l.ut no I. In me. I roinluctor ba ever overlooked fill? yef. Then your blood must be In a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take It Aycr's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consultyourdoctor. Wcknow what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over CO years. Tliti ! hm flr tfnnilnn yonr Anclnr would tk: "Ar j'Mir le..i fKrT" llo kn.iwt ll.at dully fci tion i.r tl. tfi la ftl..liitly .!iilll to rieovrf. Ki iyoor llvnr n-tiw year U'w.la rrguUr bj Uklug la is tlx dua( of Aar'a I'llla. I Tl ' I Itt- A ( Ol li IS (INK HAY rlr I. A X A I I VK HI'.l.MO'v.ilnlne rat.ll. tlt'ig I rerniKl money ir it ri a lo i ..r. K. W. )LO V K'n a if'B'"re on t, i,g , i. Ilellef. "Do you lielleve In triiRfn?" "Well," flliMwered Seiuitor Sorghum, With thoilKhfful lelll,er:ifloii, "they never tlicelvel urn." WimhliiKton Star. 1 1 "" i r-v Tlprewnt itia aurvlval rf tl.. flitpat. V liave ik of:. tlie Inrai- ".h-.i Ii.h.a in ii.i, or). rfrejutan our a-e.la are li.ii.'r than rOier. J.o yr.ii wlali to irrnw ( h tiifi bennnM flowera art. I II. e lln.i. v-a uw.iear i isiit inei'Ma,e.ia'erry a. lo) Herd Apnual fre to all fippllTMiiia. O. M. FIRff Y A CO. Detroit, Mloh. Mother will fnl M". n'liiflnw'a HootMnif yrnp tt.o tt reme'ljr toi.ae for t).i;lr children luring thu tcetlili.K I rlol. A M4dlr J.O Jrr(:o., I.owall, MM. aim BunuiHturtn or flAlB VIGOR. A'll P cite. Cfll kBy HECTOBAL. You Can (let Allcn'i root'Fa mrfl. If you w ill Hul.ncrll.n Mivtlilnx to tlm Wrlld AIIpii H Olmale.l. tm H., N. Y.. for town eelnelerv (ll.l tf..-l.'..ot .:,.,1 fmo an.le of Allen a I-im.I I uc. It rureg 1 , . ,, iwemitir. lint awollrri, a. I.ltut fret. It inrl , Kr'" '"U" I I VP nlrendv HUl.Mi l lU-d How or 1 1 ar I) t alioia ray A rrrlaltl rurti for j thrco Wlvin. I.lfc All oriiK' (lalaaolllt. Imjm'i acre). t any lulHatlluUt. rorna, lnirrowli.K i.alla an1 l.u n li.ri lb. Hid Niurr artel flrvl .lav'a line. if I.r k llni-'HIitMl N..ru. I'a. ..rer hrn.l f, rra. 4 lllnl leu lie n, lrialle, II. II. kill.., I.I,..UJ Anil hi., I'lillWlrlblila. !. I - - j Ant (to the i:iephnnt) Since I hnvc HleU On. liecoine a ajoc.VllUt 1 do not Nee why, Itroker- Wlmt III the worhl I" the hecitUNii I am Kliuiller nn.l weiikerthnn linitler with i.l.l Ki.xiiiiiu Ih.-.tc tlay it '! ! J'"U, I hIioiiIiI t-i.iit 1 nun I) v Kt out i.f the way to let you liavti the middle of lie Iim.Iih w reti'lied. H.'ltiker I le'H lovenli k. Itroker - Oil out! The Idea of a iiiaii III nne In-Ill;; lovewlek. Why, he han a (In ulil. r old i-iii.iikIi to he In love. r.;iiil.cr TIiiiI'm Jimt the tn.uhle. Sli In Ho lull' tl III love Willi Home wnl'lhleHn onrin ch.ip It lim in. idi- the old In, in nick. Jonen-Oot n innteli, Smith? Smith (liinlnuiitliiKly ) Yen, hut I have no cltfiir. Joiiett - Then you won't need the mutch, will you? refit have It. ('levehuid I-ndcr. "No man In guilty until he Is con victed. You iiiiint iihvnyn rememl.er the roml. Thafn llual. j tlmt. "Yen, but thin fellow In n KlcpliJilit (to the A fit ) If you don't . """inher of the I'lilted States Semite." in juhi .iu my r.M.i on you. ilialn I!at. I!altliiiori American. Tie- clmrp- for lcli .!i..ne conversiitloa lielwreii I.oinloli liml I'.irin IllIN lieeii P ihiceil fruiu f- lo 1 1 for u throe uiluul talk. yers Am TbHr Hadra Mel. "Mr. A'nop, I think you Imve never net Itaron Muri( liaunen. (iintlcnien, al low m to prewrit you to each other." "I'.aron, I am delight" to meet you. I know you quire well l.y refutation." "Hlr !" Chicago Trilnini1. A I moat Tliar, Tho convention of phyHlclnnn wan called necretly und hurrleiily. ir. Kill cm row to Hjieak. ";entlemen of the profeiwion," li aald, "riomethliii; munt be rloue. Our nutomohlle. tlren are wearlns; out, our dniiKhtern' munlo lesnonn tire unpaid for mid neurly all our K'mhI patromt bave already ln-en operated iiK.n for ojiyn-n-dldtln. Wlmt n'.nll we do?" "I-t's dlHcover a new nik-rohe," Halil Ir. gu;ik. The motion wan carried unanimously and a wave of Ki'kness wafteil ducats to tho doctors' cofTers. Indianiipolis Star. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portldnd Trade Directory Namrt and Addrratr in Portland of Rcprc rrta'ivc Butincaa Firm. PHOTO xrei'MKH; K'lak dever.,fnr and prlnt Inii; wrlia tor ,ru . W HKir., lark A Co. MAOtC I.A.N'I Klt.NH Wetater o.. I'ortlttOl. NH-it .r-.eea on ltiilero-t ami HiUI.-a. Kf.AKIIC HO-I I- R V ; Hnt,pir(r. Ilraera; Knit to it; free iijeanureuient t.lHi.kn; S"oHiar.l, ( luricr. IKiU-KM of all klrela for aa at rery reu'jna.ila pr.eea. Jn'iuire 76 ro.nl Ht. ritl'ssl- H a-nt on approval : m'e irnarante fit in moat (JiM!cu:t ran--a; Wo.j.Jar.1, Ciarice A Co. hW F.KT l'KAX ep.t Ta-for M-kir. aaatd Fa'r'iol'l Me.ial peaa. J.J. Itul.er, 11 t root mreet. A D 'lilt' Kind Yimi llitt Altvavn Itmii'lil Imn linrm. tli. kl.r.. , tuif l Clms. . I l( ti licr, itml linn ln-t-ii iual umli-r hif mtmiiiiii Miiit-rt iMim lor oxt-r :ut v-nrs. Allow n. .. t Mill ill HlU. I 'niiiif i-rlclf n. Itnil .l i..na fi ti.l .Ills! -lis-c-iloil " urn lull l'xtlil ilili nf -4 mil .i..l ,..,r,.r. . lit iiKli tit' Cliililrt n I :. it-i U nt o ito.uhisi i:iM-riiiK-ut. i'lilciiiro ItiMmnl llernl.l . There ! more f'atarrh In thl iwctlon of th i lint do lii;We.aper poetn do w hen country tha.i all other lleae jmt tnrett.i-r, tl.ev In. !...,' n n 1 1, 1 ..i. - .ro. atel until the laat lew yi-ar waaaupimai-U tol tlay lint fut nnjthliiK' I'leu-r to wrlto ( llf.,lr.,jle. yr ,Kr,.,i,rl,U7rwrii!.vi..n ir,.- llliollt ami become eoliui..ip.ice ail Uounc- .1 It a locai .ll-ea-c, and preM-rll.! Iv l .t.iii-.o ecu n i i i.n . iv- . i .'feme. Ilea, an-1 l,y CJii-lHtitly tnilinir to en (lull Sell nil their (lull htutr to tho Wt lo.a'i treatiu'-at. pronounced itluc.iraila. Iniii;ii7.1nes."- ('li'K'hillil Leader. I Hi l.-nce l.na provi ti catarrh to I a eonatitnj- I llonal illM-aaa. and therefore requirea cunatltu- InltlllK Itepolter - Tin re'H liotlllll'j; tloiial treatment. Ilall'ai atarrh ( lire, itianu llkf the dl.lt ball to Kill a t.llihcr'l hw-ture.l l.y K. J. fhein-y Ai:o. .Toledo, f. hi.., la 11 " ! MH a pin in r .1 tImIlly c,,.UM(nnl rureon the market. It firm. Transcript Itejiorter - I' ; par-: In taen Inlcmaliy in J (- from lo .lro a to a ' ieaa MioiiTu . 1 1 I a .1 ire.! v on t ne n no.i arui nine on aurfaeea of I he -) stein. 1 hey ofK-r onu hundred doHrim for an.- cave it faili tu cure, fceiid for rirculari atel i'' l-noiiir.li. Allron. K.J.I HK.NhV i CU., YoUiJ'), 0 Bold l,y I.rurrlata, iiall a ran. liy i'llla are the best. AKI1KH IAI. KVKi; ey. ry l.a e hp 1 hi.p. ; n-a-iMrtmei.t a't.t oi. approval; W oJarJ, Clurka l u UIIKAM MKI'A ItA IUItS-We tuarmitee the C.H. r- pur.cor to 1. the l,e?t. Writ: lor free cata',.. JiajteiwixJ ( o., I- Ifth and Oak. MTX'HI LOT IIINd Pnfliirn I'en-lleton. u.le aen'a A lir.-.l liei.'Kmtn I'o.'a correct -i..tiia hveryiiilii in ii.eu'H fiir.,l-!oin;a. ilorna-ju and hum alreeta. (Jpi .a:t Kalofhce. H-.KK I.AMl IN OUKUU.V ii-xler the Carey Irr:- fiiiiori a.'t. Iee. d re.-t fr.rn acate. Write i.ntv. ..H.nlet an.l rini Ir-e. II. -. Cooke Co., iil Al.ler street. I'ortlncd. Orenon. J'OI I.I It V t-Oiili.-iryr.il want ynne hna to !av more -Kta v. r t- ua lor lre- partlf-iiUr-i alw.-.u 1'L' I.ISA I'OII. I It V i k.KLi.l-Atliij Co., I'urt aD'l. ( T.-Kn. AG S S HAVE YOU EVER USED BEMIS BAGS? fee that they are placed on your neit order. Wa are Manufacturer and Importer! of WOOL BAGS Wheat l!aR, Oat P.ags, Parley Bag-, Hour l'atir, Hop Cloth, Ore racks ami I'.urlap of All Kinds. V,nva of Durlap ari'l Cotton Manufactured by ug. BEMIS BRO. BAG COMPANY, 1508-1514 Colorado Street, SEATTLE, WASH. of MTMIIIIll I o ileiclti list. M. Kli of What is CASTOR! A CimtorU Ih ii IiiiiiiiIcsh sulistltutn l't,r Cnslor Oil, I'ar fctirlr, lrops anil Siiothliior N.Miips. It Is I 'IciiMint. It iiiiiliilus iuit Inr 0iiiim, .Morpliiiui nor thr JVurcotio Milstain-. Its nsjo Is its K""r""t"" It Is(iovm Woiiiih mnl all:iH l't-vfiishiifHs. It, cures I iarrhiu liml AVIiul "l ff. It, rt-Ili-M-.H 'rct-lliiiitr Troulilfs, nircs Constipation anil I'latnli iK v. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Moinai Ii ami llowtls, nlinyr licallli v and Hal ural Mot-p. Tlm i'liililri-ii's I'anacca-'l lie 3lol Iter's I rieiul. Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signaturo of S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. "aJPffF"alPa"aaWa BLOOD POISOHrr; y The Mack flan in nu cmMem of horror nml dre.nl. When it is lioistcil abynnnnny, tlie onli r lias pone forth that " no quarter " will be given, ev erything must be destroyed. 1 Ii lj.lcss women and children, us well as oppos Jng eoldiers, meet the s;unc fate, mid a ttail of desolation, sulTcring and death Is left behind. Contagious lllood l'oisoii is tlie blaelc Hag of the great nnuy of disease. This vile disorder is known as tlie blackest and most hide- ,.r it i. ni:. . ....... it. ........... ....i .. i 1.: t .i.. """i"'--', "l'"'K ''""'' .ui i.uiii.j; um uiu Nl, i.,.-H UontUt. una s fllllim Mrs, II 1.1 x..'.t ..V r- . ii ,11,,. ,.. ,., ft flli. 1.1....! ....... I . I ' ib i.i iiv ivnj'VMvi v j'vi,-.uu, i.v in.ui I .wY .ni; iiiu i.ii.uil lll.iy ' 1 1 1 1 t 1 1 1 'u fiH-tll llO Is (loll, I.Mt lllTI- III llxstlill ! Hprali It mh tlio Snllvn Siilii-ri.- 1'ip'I;. "Slio told li I in flic klliiply -i n : 1 1 imt iiialif up lu-r iiiliid to In; tin wlf-' cf a j m m i r num." "Hi- Un't m poor mini, tln.uuli." "No; l.ut lio hooii would l! If hIh marrli'd litm." IlrooUl.vn I.liV. "Why don't you make hoiiu; rltik'ln Hpi-f-clu-.t HKitlnst tlie trilMtsV" N'..tliliit( t khIii," iiiiHvi-r-d Si-nat..r SnrKl'uiu ; "tho j.til.llc wouldn't Ixllcve I iiu-iuit 'fin n nd t!i trusts niliclit." Kxclia!i; "Try to forKft ino," hlu Hiild, with n look of pity. "I low run IV" he mlri eralily uiiswcii-d, "ns lot'K n I have t-j limki. iiu.ntlily ' piiyuicntN on tlie ttillik'S I lutvo pfi-si-nti-d to j-ouV" ClilfUK'J Kecord lli tnld. Mrs. rniienkc (to n fourth floor lodger J --Anything tin1 mutter with ymir Hteak, Mr. Ilardup? Ilnrdtip A trllle overtrnliuil, uinyl.c, mail im ; Imt, really, 1 never wiw u tinner uaisele! loiiiln Tit Hits. Missionary - My friend, do you ever think nl.out your future KtnteV (Jlila houia Ike - -Say, pard, don't you read the piUK-rsV Wo ain't lnvn thlnktn' of iiuytliliiK else fer th' lat five years. Cleveland Ia-iiUi-i. I'at Th' rich nrc tret tin' richer. Mike Vis; l.ut they give more to th' imor than Iver he fore. I'at Thrue! A Judtco will rJvc n poor man U months now whero he used to only tflvo li t u i tin (lays. JudKC Ktileker I tee tho government Is InvestlKatlntc the cotton scnndiil. Mrs. KiiUker It's tilt;!) time. My lovely 1'iirKalns tliat I UniKht for all wim1 Is half cotton. You needn't laugh ; It's bo." New York Sun. She -Well, nuiposliiK slip did throw you over heeause yni lost youi" money there are ns tfood llsh lu the sea us ever came out of It. lie I know, hut that's poor consolation for a fellow who has lost his halt. New York Mall. llleeker The chap across tlie hall tins a phouoKraph, hasn't he? Paster KTt-r) thlnic Wi.rai. "And you mill delay tin we.MIn;." Iched the beautiful prl. "My Leart 1 worn out." "Is that all?" demanded th( utvr who was nu udvoeate of procrastina tion. "No," the carpet Is worn out, the par lor sofa Is worn out. ma's hopes nr-i worn out und pa's patience is worn out." The suitor whistled. "Well, hy pun:" he retaliated. "My shoes ure worn out coming here every two or three nights." TA I UjH OMimti.it Wooifii Milla t .. I-.rt'l Orf. l.a.Uv. -.! !.- i-.'.t t.-s niH'le to li.i-ii.urif i-ti.-.tp Our "ail iii.-rt.Hiiri-rn.-iit a t.-ni inn.r.-A irt-r..-l lu. W rit- for fr-t aainM-a ami pnci-H. W. L. Douglas W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line cannot oe equalled atany price. I'lANOS ,V OKfA N oirlt Ht i1ano hrniUM on I'a r.tic ci'it-it. 4rrKAn arnl I' utio on iiv payni-nt. riu (or lint. I--t us 'jU'dc hi a pr. -. Ailu OUbf-rt-i'.aiiiBkfr Co., l' riland, Oregon . Urtcon Jl?rti Siwif1f Inr al! KUliny aticl Iiiaii ! r rt.rt- m-iii i'v lima ioj i w. iu aiuui yt. ocua VJ.luy 'J hlrd St. Hurtian Hair fiocin Sw itrhr. !,ornpa1onr'. Mn'-j l oti" s ami rf-si (jimmy; luwt r'"; wnd for iree ncf Is:-, inuil oni'r a specialty. 1'nr.i Jlalr More, Sw WiL-hiiiifioti m. ir.m l lit or how innocently the disease is contracted, when this awful virus enters tha circulation the hideous, hateful and humiliating symptoms Jicgiti to appear, nnd the nufTcivr feels that his very presence is polluting and contaminating. Usually the first sign cf the disease is a little nore or tilcer, hut ns the blood becomes more deeply poisoned the severer symptoms nre manifested, the mouth nnd throat ulcerate, the glands iu the groins swell, a red rash breaks out on the body, the hair and eyebrows come out, and often the body is cov ered with copper-colored spots, 'pustular eruptions nnd sons. Iu its worst stages the disease affects the m rves, attacks the bones and sometimes causes tumors to form on the brain, tuoduc- noverni ynnra Afro i una i.iooa pouon and my llukli wua 111 an uwful condition. Client m.i on would ln-toik out aiidnoth I n If I 1 ut tlii iu would do niiy kooiI. My I111 ir nnd eye brown full tut mid I wag "a fiiKht " Sly mouth wua ao aors I hud to livo oa milk nnd wnter. 1 took lUeroury tor a lonw timn and lnatead ol Ketlinu- t. otter I continued to irrow worno and uiy armi and liunda beoaiuo aolld aoioa. My loira wore drawn ao I could not walk and I fi.lt that my time, " vi b ii.Jto it a uhi nut. aft-i, biuiiio re Her. I lie if uu to ma your H. 8. S. and it lmlpml 11111 from the atitrt. After taklnir It nwhilo tha aoroa all healed, my llieu inatiuiu wua cured 11 nd to-day I am a atioiiif, well man. It irot all the mer cury iut of my ayatem and It cured me Bound and well. ADAM SCHNAliEL, ' EvausvUlo, Iud. No. 11 Mary Bt. lug insanity nnd death. Not only those who contract the poison sutler, but unless the virus is diivcn from the blood the awful taint is handed down to offspring, and they ate its innocent victims. Iiloo.l l'oisoii is in deed a "black flag." Mercury and I'otash, so often used, never can cure the troulde. These minerals merely drive the symptoms away for owhilo mid shut the disease up in the system, nnd when they nre left off it returns worse than before. This treatment iiot only fails to cure blood poison butentsout the delicate lining of the Stomach nnd bowels, produces chronic dyspepsia, looscn9 the teeth and fre quently causes mercurial rheumatism to add to the patient's suffering. S. S. i., the great vegetable medicine, is the conqueror of tin's vile disease. It goes down to the very root of the trouble and cures by cleansing the blood of every particle of tho poison. S. S. S. does not hide or cover tip anything out clears the entire circulation of the vini9 aud put9 the system In gooil healthy conditiou. It cures safely as well as certainly, because there is not a w. .-1 :..t t ... 1.. 1 i .-. 111. it..- J X- SJ J ward of fi.ooo.oo for proof that S. S. S. PIIRFIV VFPFTARIP Is not purely vegetable. Wlien the blood I UIIUUI itUtlHUUt, js pijfied and strengthened with this great remedy the symptoms all pass away and no sign of the disease is ever Been ngain ; nor is there left the least trace to be handed down to posterity. (Special book with instructions for self-treatment and any medical advice de sired will be Sent without charge to all who write. THE S WIFT SPCCIflQ CO.. A11ANTA. CA (Inr- ('mine of Poverty. A Philadelphia!! was praising the late Mary Maj.cs limine. "Wise wo man as she was," he said, "Mrs. Itode considered organized charity rather colli. She helieved in the char ity spirit, which, she said, was hest fostered hy the direct personal contact of recipient and Kiver. Heine she never refused a I.e-ar. And. defend ing herself from attacks one day, she narrated a conversation she once over heard between two Maryland tramps, or pencil plucks." These peach plucks, ns they lay under a tree on a superli nfternoon, philosopliizc-d. "I?ill." said said tlie first, 'why is it that poor peo ple Is nlways willin' to help us, while rich folks nlways turns us down?" The other, with n mirthful lauh, re plied: "Thein that dent mind jrivin' thliiijs nway Is the ones that 6tays poor.' "Philadelphia Itulletiii. 5 PER CENT GOLD BONDS Why aoft-,t a l"w-r rate of lim-rtst fr..m Rviiiua bunk a when we m n ami otter f..r aale fi-4i,mi of tht? 1 .. 1 lMie ..f the Mount ll.io-l Hi-itrl.' o (Cortland. iirfRon) '.n year J.M n.ni.ln. aitiK .' t tent, secu red ,v a Hr.l M rtuairi on -i,.aa.,ni worth of propvrty. Safest invtutment hv.uIhI 1. Wri'e for par- ucuiara. inc DnriK or AMtKILA. San frdm.ico, Cal. ) tiyln to talk with two ruhlier bauds, a nnpkln, a mirror, and a drill In her mouth, that's I nil! l'uck. "She's really not cultured. She says bhe can't understand Browning nt nil." "Hut one may he cuirured nnd yet not understand Hi-ownlng." "Of course, ono may not underotuud It, hut ono bhould never admit It." I'lilhulclphla Ledger. "Is Mr. Bendds n man of scientific distinction?" "Yes, Indeed," nnswered Miss t'nyenne; "ho has so ninny college degrees that when ho sends In his card you can't be sure whether It Is his nnine or n problem In nlgebrn." Phil ndelphln I'reHs. Itownds Of course, It wns business that detained mo last night. Mrs, Itownds YesT Rownds Yes. You know I wouldn't deceive you. Mrs. Itownda No, George, you wouldn't de ceive me, no mntter what you said. Phlludelphla Ledger. "I Tlm Simmers still pnylng ntten tlon to Mnndy Tompklna?" naked the man who hnd been away from home for some time. "No," answered Furincr Corntosael; "they don't either of 'em pony any 'tentlon to the other. They're married." Washington Star. Miss Abcuiii Do you really think It's possible to dud out who your husband will be by consulting a fortune-teller 1 Miss Mnlnehnnz I don't know, but I recently found out who my husband wouldn't be hy consulting one. Mls Aaeum HenllyT Who wna tho for tuneteller? Miss Mnlnehnnz Hrud street. 1'lillndelphU Press. The A im-rlen 11 t'hnmeleou. The American chameleon, a small lizard (Anolis caivlinensis), inhabits various parts of tho Southern I'nlted States. The little animal has the re markable habit of quickly and cd'u pletely changing its colors, varyiv from brown to yellow or pale green. Its food constats of insects. The littK nnl.nal is perfectly harmless to 'ilgher forms of life, is often kept ns a pet, nnd has been worn attached to a cK.iin uk an ornament. The toes are provided with ndhcsiv pads, which enable the lizard to run upon smooth vertical surfaces. St. Nicholas. r ssoes i. I r i ; 77 ; jAEfe ! Sfe?S JULY 6.H8T- ; Q&S1 1 H Capital 2.soqooQ a BY ALLTHb rZ2w BEST DEALERS 'iiLtt A..J. TOWER CO. ESTABLISHED 1836 BOSTON NLW YORK CHICAGO TnWTB rtainilM rn I .,11 Tntnirrn nu "." -1 -- v.. LHi.ni . n v. nn m J!r"ww' "Tl" W.L. DOUGLAS MA HPS SFLLS MORE MEM'S S3. SO SHOES THAN ANY OTHER. MANUFACTURER IN THE WOULD. i tlfl flfin REWflR0, an''neh'n ! OIU.UUU disprove this statement. If I could take you Into mv three large factories' at Hrocktun, Mj-ia., and show you the infinite care with hich everv pair of shoes Is made you would realize why V. l !iula J.l 50 shoes coat more to make, why thev hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 ahoe. W.L. Douglaa Strong Mada Shcam for Mmn. S2.5U, $2.00. Boy' School Ik CAUTION .Insist ii..,n liaunt; .L.H011C. las sL.,.es. liko no substitute. N.me cenuina With.mt bis name and price stamped on bottom. fast Color Ey-lrts used ; theu u ill nut wear brassu. Vi rite for llhitriite.t CatnleR. XV. L. UUIGIAS, Urockton, Mass. ! P. N. u. No. 12 -06 T1T11EN irrtUn to adrertlsera please I T mention, this paper. I Get What You Ask For! First Knulnt-a ere l'uii'. If our modern railway engines had the same power to lnuh that they have to nereniu they niinht, as you children say, "nearly die" hutfihin over tho way our first railway enjiines looked. Little, ipieerly shaped, puny things they were. Tho "Stourbridjie Lion" it Id n't weiidi onet wenty-tlfth part of the weight of an engine of to day, nnd it looked ns if people might well hesitate about risking their lives behlud It. It was first used nt llones dnle, in Pennsylvania, nnd It ran on wooden rails with a thin layer of Iron on them, l'eople gathered from near nnd from far that 8th of August in the year 1820, when the little British Hon of iron and steel was to make its first run. Tho wiseacres shook their heads and prophesied all aorta of probable disasters, nnd peoplo said that "noth ing on enrtli" could tempt thein to rlde.ncross the bridge spanning the Lncknwaxen Itlver on "that thing." Hut the little Hon went safely over the bridge and over the eight or nine mllea of track, which was tho entire length of this Hue of railroad. St. Nicholas. For each child bora to the families of the inuuicipiil clerks in Kansas City the civic authorities promise to add (3 a mouta to tlio f&tWg stilury. s fsHERE Is a Reason- Why the Good Peoplo of America buy Cascarets as Fast as the Clock Ticks. Every second some one, somewhere, is Buying a little Ten-Cent Box of Cas carets. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 SO times to the Minute, 60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boxes an Hour, 36,000 Boxes a Day of Ten Hours, 1,030,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Think of it 220,000 Peoplo take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment of Millions of Bright Americans is Infallible. They have been Buying and Takifig Cascarets at that rato for over Six years. a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Fiva Millions of Dollars havo been Spent to make the merits of Cas carets known, and every cent of it would be kst, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship. Patronage and Endorsement of well pleased people year after year, There Is also a Reason Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas- caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters,. Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Good Will" of th people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid for by Cascarets. It IS not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound, Honest Business, based on Time-Trled-and-Tested Merit, never found wanting. Thero is a Reason. Cascarets are tha implacable foe of All Disease Germs; tho incomparable cleanser, purifier and strengthener of tho entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel Muscles, make them strong and active able to Help Themselves do their work keep themselves clean. Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent Childhood against tho Dreadful Death dealing Dangers that threaten tho Lives of tho Little Ones. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient, A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard of tho Purchas ers' Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and his ancient "Just as Cood'' story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by tho Sterling Remedy Company, and tho famous little, ten Cent "Vest Pocket" box Is herej shown. They are never sold in bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC.,r Bo sure you get tho genuine. ITT TREE TO OUR FRIENDSt We want to send to our friends a beantinit French-ileslKned, GOLD-PLATED tOMiON isuX, hard-enameled in colon. It Is a beaut for the dressing table. Ten cents in stamps Is asked ai a measure of good fall : h and to cover cost ol Cascaretsv With whlchun.lOTity trinket Is loaded. 7t Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Addresa Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago ui New Yoik i