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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (July 5, 1905)
I uoil t'Ugn Mrun, i him mimxi, uwm In llnm. P'Hi itr ilntfKit ! PAYING IMC POSTAGE. postage woa always n sore point In Ui vi old days. It in I k ) t be either pre puld or collected on delivery, mid mi lucky recipient of long winded epis tles or oilier useless mil Iter often lmd mitiMtniitlal grlcvnncn. Tim author of "Tim Old Fanner ond hi Almaiuic," gives it few of Mr. Thomas' fretient lilnt to til contributors to pay the postage on what they sent to Mm. Ilia flrat allusion to tho matter wot In the Alinannck for IHim, and la ap pended to n compliment which ho pays to a highly respected Quaker cor re apondent: ' "I'll 1 It. I), la tendered the cdl- tor'a best thanks, for Ida He vein I valu able coiiimiiiiiiiitloiin, at tlie same llinn aollclla n coiitlnuiinco of lila corre spondence. The postage the editor will over 1 10 luippy In paying, though In no me U n groat looser." One of tin? "loosing" cases opieara lit l.HOO: "A. It. v- thanked for lila season able Information. Though wo would remind him Hint liln communications come ao coated up thnt we ore obliged to pay double postage on them, we would advise him In future to leave off the wrapper or pay tho postage." Again In 1M0: "IS, W. and others will to kind enough to pay postage on answers to Kiddles In future, or they will not be noticed." A little later: "O. 8. our Iloston rjuerext, have no objection to lila ask Inic question every day In tho yeur, provided lie pr.ya the postage." H. I In 112 appears a a alnner against several principle: Ida "unec dote la of the coarser kind, and not capable of being poliKhed without In juring the pith. Ilia Meteorological oliNervatloiiN, If correctly taken, would be UKcful. lie will do well to remem ber the pontage In future." Ily IM-f the pontage nuisance, seem to have become Intolerable. "J. II. Jr." la Informed t tint "wo conceive lila Question to be unimportant, and not worth the money wo paid for them," and finally there la an emphatic prununclamento to the world at large: "No notice will la future be taken of any answers to queries unleaa pott paid." Different Views of It. (Nellie Munaon Holman in "8ucceas Magailne.') "What ia the eecret of tucceaa?" Mked the magazine. "Do write," said the pen. "lie progressive," aald the euchre pack. "lie exact and on time," aald the cl'-ck. "Be careful not to break your word," aald the typewriter. "Don't be afraid to atrike when you find your match," a id the lamp. "Puah and pull," aaid the door. "Stand firm and unyielding," aaid the flagstaff. "Don't change with every wind that blows," aaid the weather vane. "Never become dull and ruaty," aaid the hoe. "Climb ateadily up," said the hill. "Keep bright and don't mind the ciouda," aaid the mm. "Cultivate a calm exterior, but l ready for emergencies" aaid the inno cent flower; "even I always carry a pistil." Not Favorite Breed. Ix)vers of good, plain dog, which have liecn allowed to grow naturally, will appreciate the story of the Kn gllsh peddler who went to a dealer In doga and thua described what he wanted: "III wants a kind of dog alout ao 'Igh an' ao long. Hit' a kind of gry 'ouud, tin' yet It ain't a gry'ound, bo cau ho 'Is tylo la shorter nor any o these 'ere gry'ounda an' 'la noae la ahortcr, an' 'e ain't ao allm round the body. Hut still 'e'a a kinil o' gry 'ouud. Do you keep Mich doga?" "No," replied the dog man. "We drowns 'env" At the present moment there are 104 monuments in tlermany that have been completed to Prince HiMinarck, while forty-four others are In process of con struction or Hro plnnned. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Kwumil, HxMi'at Slid Mrongint mump Fuller on III limrkut. Ill llursa power on Ilia iwmI Willi I wo liursua. Writ lor donor lpUv catalog . Slid pries. ; ' KblliRSON MACHINEKY CO. Toot of Morrison Street Cortland, Oregon Iowa Improved SEPARATOR LOW CAN Waist High Skims Cold or Warm Milk 50 Per Cent Cream IT'S THE BEST EVER BKNP FOR CATALOGUE MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO. PORTLAND, OREGON bKATIl.K WOK AN K MOIHK . N. U. No. 27-105 to d Tart Is era please I J11THKN writing V iuentluD tbl tills iaper. I 1 Humorous Mrs. Jenka- You acted awfully allty when you proposed to me. Mr. Jenks Well, I waa! Cleveland Lender, Ho Io you rend all the popular no veld of tho day? Khs Gracious, no! I have Just time to aee how they end. -Kx. lie Aa I ant there alone, Hilda name along and offered me a penny for tny thoughts. Blie The extrava- jgnnt creature! Iloston Transcript. Old (lent My poor child! Did not your parenta leave you anything when they died? Poor Child Yep! Dey left me an orphan! Boaton Transcript "Oh, papa, the duke lis proposed to me!" "He hns?" "Yea, papa. And he unys I can wear a coronet! Ilere'a the pawn tolcke for It!" Cleveland Lender. iMifTcr-I've been figuring on the ex pense of nn automobile, and I find the greatest cost la thu operation. Puf fer Mechanical or surgical? lndlaii npIU Htnr. t Jim Say, Hill, wot would yer do If yer had a million dollars? illll Oh, I a'pose I'd blow about half ut It mnklu' meself sick an' de other halt tryln' ter find out wvt wua de mattef wid me. Kx. "What doea the flret expert nyT ' II aaya the prisoner la guilty." "And the eecond expert?" "Not guilty." Therc'a a third expert, ian't there?" "Yea; he aaya both the other expert! are lUra." Houston Chronicle. Ofllccr What la Uie complaint herel Orderly (offering baaln) Taste that, air. O Ulcer (tasting) Well, I think tt'l excelleivt aoup. Orderly Yea, alrj thnt'a tlie trouble; they want to jn-r-auade ue It'a tea. (Jlasgow ICvenlng TIllMH. Kond Young Mother (with her first born) Now, which of u do you think ho U like? Friend U'Hclnlly) Well, of course. Intelligence has not really duwud In hid countenance yet, but he's wonderfully like both of you. Punch. Ilroudwny Too bad about old (Jott rocka. MuiUiattan Why, what's the matter with him? Hroadway He started In to make enough mouey to retire on, and made ao much that he's got to work overtime to take care of It. Life. "Which do you think count for the moet in life, money or bralna?" "Well," answered Mlaa Cayenne, "I ae ao mny people who manage to get on with ao little of either, that I am be ginning to loe my respect for both." Washington Star. Guest This U the fourth time Pre rung for Ice water! Bell Boy I know It, air, but the hotel la full of people that were at that a me banquet, aud every time I aUrted down the ball to your room eomebody reached out and anatched the pitcher! Detroit Free Preee. The Actor Look here, old man, I wlau you'd lend me Are dollars In ad vance, and take It out of my first wcek'a aalary. The Manager But, my dear fellow, Just irupimBliig. for the sake of argument, that I couldn't pay you your tlrst wcek'a aalury where would I be? Life. The managing editor wheeled hia chair around and pushed a button In tho wall. The person wanUsl entered. "Here," anld the editor, "are a num ber of directions from outsiders ns to tho lKst way to run a newgpaiier. Seo that they are all carried out." And tho office boy, gathering them all into a large waste basket, did ao. Wash ington Life. "(Jlva you a nickel?" aald Miss De 8tyl; "oh, no. 1 never dispense pro miscuous alms. Why do you not ob tain employment '!" "Please, mum," waa the timid reply, "I have a small baby, aud people won't be bothered by a woman with a child." "Then, you absurd creature, why not leave the child at home with its nurse?" Phil adelphia Bulletin. Gn. "Phil' Hherldan was at one time asked at what little Incident did he laugh tho most. "Well," ho said, "I do not know, but 1 always laugh when I think of the Irish man and the army mule. I waa riding down the lino one day, when I saw an Irishman mounted on a mule, which was kicking Its legs rather freo ly, Tho mule Anally got its hoof cu light in tho stirrup, when, In the ex citement, tho Irishman remarked: 'Well, begorrah, If you're golu' to get cu, I'll get off!' " "It's mighty easy to make a inlstaka In a person," remarked John A. Mc Call of the New York tlfe Insurance Company a few days ago to a friend. "It'a like the case of a sea captain I once knew. lie got married lute lu life and programed little further than the honeymoon when hla wife packed up her duds and ran off with a hand somer man. 'Well remarked the cap tain ruefully, aa he contemplated the deserted home, 'seem like I got things wrong. I thought I had got a mate, but it seems I got a skipper Instead.'" In Oouht. "Ia your Invention a auccess " "I don't know yet," answered tha mechanical genius. "It la such a aim. pie and effective device that I don't know whether I can develop enough imaginative eloquence concerning It to make people subscribe for stock." Washington Star. There Are Others, Rhymer I Bay, old man, are yorj ever troubled with writer's cramps? Spuccr Sure thing, especially when the expected check fails to arrive. FAMOUS "RIQATE FOUND. Philadelphia, Iiaatroyed In Trlell llHrlior, la Located. Charles Wellington Furlong rnnde n lyslemallo search at Tripoli of I In r bnry for tho lost remains of the fa mous American frigate Philadelphia, Sestroyed In the harbor of Tripoli 100 fears ago. lie tells in Harper's Maga clno tho romantic atory of how ho found the vessel at last: "In lesa than an hour my search waa rewarded by seeing the broken ends of the great rib of i vessel pro truding through dull-colored eel grass. I noticed that this graes seemed to follow the line of the ribs, and enre fulfy noted Its character, further to Id me In my search. Examining these closely, no doubt waa felt in my mind but that they belonged to a large reaael, and ordered tlie boat man to let fall the anchor. "The lead gave ua two and a half and three fathoms. Hastily undress ing, we dived several times. Mr. Itl ley first succeeded In buoying the spot going down with the line arid slip ping It over one of the ribs. While on tho bottom I carefully txamlncd I lie timbers. Theso were honey-comb-ed lu certain parts lu u peculiar way. Tho continual sen-wnsh of a century seemed to have made Its Inroads at the softest places, and they gave every appearance In form of partially burn ed stumps. The wood seemed almost as hard aa Iron. Much of It waa In closed In a fossil crust, and only by repeated efforte I aucceeded In break ing off a small piece. The many winds from tlie desert and the shifting shoals of annd had filled In and around the frigate and her keel must have lain burled nearly two fathoms deeper than the present sea-bottom. The freshen ing breeze, made further Investigation Impossible; so, after taking bearings and leaving the spot buoyed, we re turned to the shore, landing amid an a waiting, curious crowd of Turks, Arabs and blacks. "Fix days later, through the cour tesy and Interest of the officers of the ifJreck worships Crete and Puralos, a shlp'a cutter and machine-boat with djvera were placed nt my disposal." a Piece or the iown's mind About fifty years ago Justice Wil liam T. Bpear'was a well-known law yer in Plymouth, Maaa. lie took a deep Interest in the affaire of tbt community, and his acquaintance with parliamentary uaage lifted him above 1 thoM who simply vote others Into of fice. Aa nearly aa might be, be waa the "Town's Mind," to use the large phraae invented by the forefathers. In this character Judge Spear never failed to attend town meeting and rarely failed to apeak with force and cloar intention, but on one occasion he faltered unexpectedly In setting the little state in motion. He rose in the bouse of freedom with ail hia accus tomed dignity, and began with au thorlty: "I am not here, Mr. Moderator " lie hesitated a moment, then began again: "I am not here, air " Again be paused, and In the alienee a young man In the assembly cried out: "Toll us where you are, then!" Fifty years ago It was considered indecorous for a young nvan to take an active part In the proceedings oi the town meeting. He was there to vote silently and was expected to restrain the speech of his de-ep, atten tive mind. No wonder, then, that Judge Bjear turned upon the auda cious speaker with a mighty frown. "I am not here, sir," ho thundered, "to be burked at by every puppy that crawls into the town house!" Then, turning to the moderator, Judge Spear proceeded as usual to regulate the calendar of the town year. A TantAltslna; River. Tho suit of Kansas against th ditch owners of Colorado, to prevent them taking water out of the uppci Arkansas river, bad a round in Hutch inson when depoMtlons were taken be fore the United. States commissioner. The State of Colorado conducted the sido of the ditch owners, and was rep resented by four lawyers, while Kan sas had but two. The Arkansas rivet 1.4 hard to depend on when it comes to giving evidence on Its own hook. Just as the stream almost disappears and the catfish have to go ashore to get a drink and the Kanans attorneys think their side is proven, along comes a flood and the Colorado folks rejoice. And then when tho torrent is raging, knocking out bridges and filling the hearts of the Denver .attorneys with Joy, the bottom drops out and it re quires a pump to prove that there ia such a stream aa the Arkansas at all. A year ago the Kansas side of tlie case was given by witnesses along the riv er. Now the Colorado people are hav ing their inning. But the evidence thus far given by the witnesses at (iarden City, Great Bend, Larned and here, subpoenaed in behalf of tlie Col orado contention, is against Colorado and la favor of the view of the case taken by the Jayhawkers. Identified. Mrs. Jawback James, jou're a per. feet fool! Mr. Jawback I knew something like that would happen when marriage made you and me one. Cleveland Leader. Among the hard things In this world to understand are mules, wom en, gasoline engines, automobiles and wireless telegraphy. JUDICIAL DECISIONS Mm Jm The right of a municipal corporation which haa a contract right to purchase waterworka from one who undertakes to construct and operate them, to aell and transfer It to a third person, Is sustained In De Motte vs. Valparaiso (Ind.) fifl L. It. A. 117. A municipal corporation Is betd, In Bowden vs. Kaunas City (Kan.), 00 L. It. A. 181, to be performing a minis terial public duty In maintaining a fire station, and to be liable in dam ages to an employe for personal Inju ries sustained, resulting from neglect on the part of the corporation to fur nish him a reasonably safe place In which to work. A carrier which Issues, In exchange for bills of lading surrendered to It, orders directing the delivery of grain en route to certain purchasers or the consignee or his order on presentation of the orders and stamps across the face of them a statement, signed by lta agent, that cars will be delivered on them the same as on the bills ot lading taken up, Is held, In National Newark Banking Company vs. Dela ware, L. Sc W. It. Co. (N. J. Err & A pp.), fld L. It. A. 595, to be thereby charged with notice of the rights of a bank to which the orders are trans ferred upon the Indorsement of the consignee and to be liable to It in an action for the conversion of the grain I by delivering it to the purchasers irom I the consignee upon the Intter's written , Instructions without presentation of the orders. POOR CURE FOR INSOMNIA. One Han Harm Heading; of City Direct orjr Kxcitea Him Unduly. "Insomnia?" said the man wearing the medical Vandyke. "Ah, my friend, don't monkey with opiates or Bleeping drafts. Just take a copy of the city directory, start at A and before you have read many pages you'll fall asleep. Try it" "That's Just what another fool told me to do," retorted the man with the dark circles under his eyes. "And I tried it" "Waen't aucceasful, eh?" "Well, not by a Jugful. Only last night I took a copy of the city direc tory and started up and down the mo notonous array of names. I got through the A's all right and was Just getting drowsy when I hit the B bunch." "Well?" -RpfYirp Inns- I came to the name J. Herkimer Browne. Weil, sir. that man is my landlord and I don't mind telling you that I am behind two months in the rent Do you think that Jolt to my memory was the slightest aid to slum ber, hey 7" "But you persevered?" "I did, sir; I kept right on like a fantastic fool and that's why I am a nervous wreck this morning." "Before long my optics were trail ing down the I) column and my head was wearily sinking back on the pil T.mr thn mv no lit on the JUSt men my eje 111 on tne low name, lavles, liavia II., M. l. w-ii tht hnei, to he the name ....... 1 I of the medico who pulled me through a bad case of the grip Inst winter. I owe him $25 for medical attendance. Getting wiser, I skipped the E bunch, because I knew It contained the names of a coal man and a grocer that have been writing me dunning letters. "With a sort of delirious determina tion I started through the F depart ment and in less than five minutes I struck the name 'Firkins, J. Fenlmore,' a gentleman who went bankrupt re cently and swindled me out of a lot of hard-earned money. Of course that recollection had a sweet soporific ef fect on my nerves, didn't K "But then you stopped reading?" "No, I kept right on and received a most crushing blow to my self-esteem right in the G column, where I ought to have been at home. My name, sir, the name of J. Archibald Guff kins, was not in the blame, directory. Think of that, sir, think of thnt! And it will be a whole year before I cau have It in serted! Cure for Insomnia, tush:" Whereat the sleepless one stalked angrily out of the car. New York Sun. The Dutchman's Revenge. The Lldgerwood, N. D., Brondaxe tells of a Dutchman who refused to pay 35 cents fare to Hanktnson. He stated that before he would pay more than 25 cents he would get off and walk. The conductor stopped his train and put him off. The Dutchman ran ahead Of the engine and started to walk. The engineer began to blow the whistle. The Dutchman said: "You can vissle all you vant to, I von't come pack." The Old Man's Joke. "Young man, do you meau to tell me that you indulge in cigarettes?" "Ye yes, sir. "And I wouldn't be surprised if you had a box in your pocket right now? "Ye yes, sir." "Then give me. one; I'm dying for a smoke." Houston Tost Kiiough Said. "Flanagan called ye a liar, did hel "Ho did thot." "Au what did ye do?" Flanagua."- Philadelphia Ledger. TH MOTOR OMNIBUS. Comparison of Merits of Klectric Car and Hf lf-Irlvcn Carriage. In Kngland, where the tie of elec tricity for the operation of afreet rail way Is more of a novelty than In the I'liltr-d State, tho wladom of the prac-th-e Is occasionally challenged. For instance, an engineering expert writ ing to the London Time a few days ego, expressed the opinion that wome of the smaller KugllHh eltle which had authorized the construction of trolley lines might In time regret their "pre cipitation." He then proceeded to point out the merits of the self pro pelled omnlbtiA, which is probably more common In the streets of London than in New York or other American cities, although still too new to admit of a thoroughly satisfactory compari son with tlie electric car. In at least one rewpeet the omnibus is distinctly superior to Its rival. In extremHy narrow streets It is less of ao obstruction to drays, cabs and pri vate carrLages and Is les liable to be delayed by a blockade than a vehicle whlrti rniiKt follow a line of rail. Tlie flrwt cont of a motor omnibus is esti mated by tlie corrowiiondent of the Time ns about the same ns thnt of the trolley car, but the latter requires an additional Investment of capital for track, overhead wire or conduit and power bouse. An omnibus line, then, calls for a smaller outlay to begin with. On the other hand. les power Is need ed to move a car than a carriage which runs on the ordinary pavement of a street Rails facilitate movement by reducing friction. Again, a vehiole Which generates its own power experi ences greater difficulty in climbing steep grade .than one which derives power from a central station. Finally, the trolley car lias from two to three times the capacity of the omnibus. Theoretically, If not practically, -therefore. Its earnings should be larger. The contributor to our London con temporary has undertaken to get a lit tle light on this last point, but confeas- e that he has not been able to obtain a a much as he could wish. Here, bow - ever, Is the result In a nutshell: For the omnibus the cost of operation Is 9 or 10 pence per car mile and Its re ceipts 13 or 14, an excess ranging from one-third to one-half. For the trolley car the cost of operation averages 6 pence and the receipts 10 pence, the margin being two-third of the oper ating charges. New York Tribune. Just Discrimination in Railway Rater. All railroad men qualified to speak on the subject in a responsible wsy are likely to agree with President Famoel Spencer of the Southern railway when he says: "There ia no division of opinion aa to the desirability of stop ping all secret or unjustly discrimina tory devices and practices of whatso ever character." Mr. Spencer, in speaking of "unjust ly discriminatory" rates and devices, makes a distinction which is at once apparent to common sense. There may be discrimination in freight rates which is just, reasonable and imperatively re- . quired by the complex commercial and geographical conditions with which ex- nert rate makers have to deal. To a hoi i ish such open and honest discrimina tion might paralyze the industries of cities, states and whole sections of our national territory. This distinction between just and unjust discrimination is clearly recog nized in the conclusions of the interna- tional Railway congress, published yes - teruay. "Tariffs should be baaed on commercial prin rinie.. laitinir into account tie aia.iai ro.i.ii- ' which bear u i oa tne commercial value , the services rmde-ed. Wtih the reerv - tion i -at iai-s suau i rnargea witnout arm - tV.r.di 5:Au'1J'?.u.in. .AfUiW' ?.u.k.e. ??: tier UOUUlllUUB, I 0 IlirhlllR Ul rsiva Bill UlU ' as iir as po-gible have a 1 the elasticity nece - sary to permit tie development of the trailio and to produce the greatest results to the pub lic aud to ti e railroads themselves." The present proposal is, as Mr. Walker D. Ilines, of Louisville, ihow J in his remarkable testimony the ouier day before the senate committee at Washington, to crystallize flexible and justly discriminatory rates into fixed government rates which cannot be changed except by the intervention of some government tribunal, and by this very process to increase "the tempta tion to depart from the published rate and the lawful rate in order to meet some ovepowering and urgent commer cial condition" New York Sun. Off Duty. "Hello!" cried the policeman, "read ing a paper, eh? I thought you were a blind man." "So I am during . . . ,, .. business hours, the i ... rm -I , "lint I m efl duty blind beggar replied now." Philadelphia Press, Idleness is many gathered miseries in one uuine. IJIchter. , Those afflicted with Eczema know more than can be told of the suffering fire. " It usually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, sticky fluid that dries and scales off. leaving an inflamed surface, and at times the itch ing and burning are almost unbearable. While any. part of the body is liable to be attacked, the hands, feet, back, arms, face and legs are the parts most often afflicted. The cause of Eczema is a too acid condi tion of the blood. The cir culation becomes loaded with fiery, acid poisons that ars forced through the glands and pores of the skin which set the disease is in the blood it is a waste applications; tha cause must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. ao.k e' nas no elua a9 a remedy for Eczema; it enters the ICT blood and forces out the poison thrqugh the natural 2V s channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin IvITj 1 IvZ l lsJ I becomes smooth and soft HTniti ami tli Pima I riitt'd. Oaspo. cured under the ordinary treatment yield to its purifying, cooling effect oa the blood. Book oa Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge. tsiz swsrr spzc:nc cc, Atlanta, ca Now Up You don't like those gray hairs, doyou? Andyourhus band certainly doesn't like them. Then why not try a bottle of Aycr's Hair Vigor? It restores color to gray hair every time, all the deep, rich color of early life. And It cures dandruff also. IiMrUlnlT ball that AyrU flair Vltror a plnil4 prffporstlon for tha hair and alp, fur I hava oI It mora or for ls yaart. I an cheerfully rwommend it to any one In need of nrh a nrrpnratlon." M KS. KaTB UOTT, Mlnneapolla. Minn. A' by J. O. A jot Co.. Lowell. Maaa. ao menufaoturera af Iyer's 9 S4RSAPAKJU.A. PIUS. CHEKKY PECTORAL. Nation of Chan frenrs. The French nation so closely guards her supremacy in the motor world that plans are being made so that every French boy will be made familiar with the operation and the principles in volved in the construction of the auto mobile, says the Philadelphia Record. A course of Instruction is being arrang ed for introduction into the public schools. There are a number of techni cal schools where the details of auto mobile Instructions are imparted to those who desire such knowledge. It is said that no city in the world gives the same encouragement to au tomoblling as Paris. It has been de cided that all the public hospitals shall be equipped with self-propelled ambu lances and a very speedy c.ir has been ordered to be attached to the municipal laboratory, where all the bombs found '01) the streets of that city shall be ta ken for Investigation and destruction. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. Tha Kind Yea Hays Always. Bought Bears the Signature Her Parpoee. "Mother thinks you'll make me a good wife," said the girl's intended. "Indeed V replied the girl with the determined jaw, "yon tell yonr mother I'll make yoo a good husband." Phila delphia Ledger. For coughs and eoMi there is no bettet medicine than Piso's Cut for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. A Son's Sagfcestlon. Father (cutting the whip . smartly through the air) See, Tommy, how I make the horse go faster without strik ing him at all. . Tommy Papa, why don't you spank ns children that way? Glasgow Times. Ifotberawlll And J4r. Wlnaiow's Boo tiling Byrnp the best remedy tonne for their children during the teething period. A Jeaious Klepbant. A large elephant, formerly the cen- tai ff nftrnilltn In n .i rf o I M rn rVtiin.l jitse,f suppIanteJ Ju pubnc fa;or by )fl new arriva a young camel. This .. . i ,..., ;ti j i camel was the latest acquisition, and ! very naturally engaged the attention !,...,. . The elephant for a long time show- I . . 11 n linnilln anl afr lufit ; c disu "l uioauiioiaiiiuu, his jealousy reached a point where it must find expression. When the usual crowd gathered about the camel the elephant prepared for action. He filled his trunk with water, and with de liberate aim discharged the water all I over the people who stood looking at j the baby camel. riTQ Permanently Cared. No fits or nervousness T 1 1 0 after first day 'a use of Dr. K line's (Jreat fierva Restorer. Hend for Free Wi trial bottleand treatise. Dr. K. U. Kliue, Ud.,3l Arch bL. Philadelphia, Pa. Too Deep for Him. "There's one thing I can't understand about farming," said the city chap who had contracted with a farmer for a week's board, as he watched the hired man turning the soil. "What be that, young feller?" queried I tne uuuest oiu granger, as ue uu ou u 1 generous hunk of ; ,., , Cttn t umlers , . .. home-made tobacco. erstand," said the city chap, "why the ground was placed bot tom side up, so that it has to be turned ' over with a plow before the crops can be ! planted." FLESH imposed bv this "flesh Come Own Eczema made its appearanee on my left limb the) size of my thumb in 1893, and spread until it was large as my, hand, burning, itching and paining me, and for which I could get no telief, until see ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and secured the advise of your physicians, commenced S. S. S. and it cured tne. Mayetta, Kan. J. II. SPENC. the flesh aflame. Since the cause of of time to try to cure it with local tli.nr liavp nr:ictftil 1m rcfnsml t lv