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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (June 21, 1905)
Buy Hair at Auction? At any rate, you seem to be getting rid of It on auction-sale principles: "going, going, g-o-n-cl" Stop the auction with Ayer'a Hair Vigor. It checks falling hair, and always restores color to gray hair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty years. Mf hair rams out tn hsiH I nearly Inst II ait. I had heatit to timrti sInhi! Atar'e flair Vigor I thouithl I woiilil act w It trial. I itid n anil II rmnploialy tl'i''.'l tl.a falllris. and mad in r hair riia vary laulillr." Mikr II. flSLI., ftiirtliflelil, Ma... Mad t)T J. O. Ayr On , l.owall, Mass. also suaiiurMlursrs or . J MHfUPAIULU. llPTC I'M. IS. If VI O mi why pixtoral. mln i 1 1 i i . i ii . A Hit IiicpiI Account. "A f 11 i r exchange In no robbery." Ho tlll tl'Xl lllMlkM have tlltlllt ii", u n.l now HimtliiT Instance, tiuotcd tiy the New York Trillium, arlaes lo Illustrate, tlx proverb anew. An Aiim iI. hu, well known for IiU wealth, receives limn nirmble haters asking lilin to nub acrlbe to charities, nml often, when tin credential cif tin' project seem du bious, lie ha to refuse. Not Ionic R ! had a letter from Loudon, signed by nn uufarnlllir mi inc. "Knowing a 1 do our gener osity," the stranger wrote, "I have jmt yondown for h two hundred dollar sub nrrlptlnii to our tuliMTi' widows' fund. "lirlMt iiiiim In approaching, mid w pro Ion to give a fowl nml n 'lirlNtnian pudding to each miner's widow, on ClirlMtlllllN !." The millionaire replied: "Though I know nothing of you or your fund. I respond Kindly to tin' cull you make upon mo. I, t'Ki, ."in Interested In a charity similar to yours. It In .hi American charity, and since It nt n ml In need of funds for a Christmas trout 1 havo not lioNltato.l to put you down fur ii subscription of two hundred dol lam. Thus no money need pnm be tween us." Tim KflVrt Was Lnallnic. I lonlial Tliut e.Hiloiiii. Iril trump per- iimloil me to JJ i v a Ii 1 ill laughing gas and extract four teeth. Friend Well Dentist Well, when I told hint thnt Hint would mat liim four dollnrs lie gave mo the merry ha-lia. Smiicrville Jour uxl. The Infant Trrror. Mr. Bejenks (to a casual caller) Why, liow ilo you do It's such a pity you didn't come a little earlier; we've just Mulshed luncheon. Tommy Bejeiiks (reproachfully! li, inn, ain't wo goln' to Iiavo any more? 1 hadn't had half cnoiiKh when tho doorlioll rang an' you nil Jumped. Cleveland Leader. BAUIK KOIUNSON. l'retty iirl Suffered From Nervousncsi mid IVlvic Catrtrrh Found ljuick Uoliof in !' " ' . w t NbKVUUSNESb hJ WEAKNESS CURED BY PE-RU-Nfl Mis Sadie Robinnon, 4 Rand strot't, Maiden, Maps., writoi: "I'eruna wan recommended to nie about a year ago an an excellent remedy for the troubles peculiar to our box, and aa I found that all that was said of this medicine wai true, I am pleased to eudorrie it. "I began to use it about seven months ago for weakness and nervousness, caused from overwork and sleeplessness, and found that in a few days I began to grow strong, my appetite increased and I began to sleep better, consequently my nervous ness passed away and the weakness in the pelvic organs soon disappdared anp I have been well and strong ever since." Address Dr. H. ii. Hartman, Presi dent of the Hartman Sanitarium, Co lumbus, 0., for free medical advice. All correspondence strictly confidential. lUMlt HtHI AU ilii (All. Bat Cuugb Bruu, Taatua Goutl. uaa In Hiua. noia nf aruiiKiaia. Frlcnd-la tho duke n K. 0. II.? Kn tlicr Iii-Ih w iMinno; I found lilin C. . I). New York Mull. Hho Iook, dour! 1'iipn's chock will pny for our wedding- trip. The Duks Hut what aro we k"I"K to do after ward? Life. "Hhn told mo aim wan unmarried, ami now I find thnt hIio In a divorcee." "Well, iNn't a divorcee 1111111".-!?" lloimton Tout. "1H1 ho ever ftKiire In tho divorce court?" "No; IiIn lawyer did oil thnt for him. lie alniply paid the bill." Yonkor Herald. She No, I can never marry you. All our family In nppoNiil to ymi. He Milt If you ale nut She I mild all our family. Ex. She How do you like my new coat? The Friend -1 o you want an honext opinion? She Of coiirne not. I'lle'ende Illaetlor. Mr. HJonea - 1 lo w wonderfully Mr. KobliiHou carrleN her iik". Mr. llNinlth (Nwcotly) Ye. conilderliix how much there I of It. Kx. "The equator," wrote nn KiikIInIi schoolboy In hi exiiinluatlon paper, "In a meimKerlo lion running 'round tho renter of tho earth. "Kx. "You don't Kree then that 'Neclnjf is believing?" "Not much! I oe hoiiio poopln every day thnt I never could believe." Philadelphia Iiljcor. 'leinentlno Arabella, would you run after a ninn? A rubella Ye, I would; If ii innu'N worth having he It worth running after. Itrooklyn Ufo. Tho Woman (looking at a hideous specimen) -h, w hat a dreadful crea ture? The Man (with Infinite rellefi Can you ee It, too? -Harper' Week ly. l'ompoi: Walter Have you order ed, iiiInh? Timid I. Ittle ;ir (taking her flrnt meal ut n rextuurant N no, lr; but I've reiiietcd. Chlcugo Trib une. "Can a man marry comfortably on five hundred dollar a year?" "Oh, ye. Hut ho can't utay nmrrlod com fortably on any such sum." 'love land Leader. SIIiiihoii Willie, they toll me you hnvn tho reputntlon of being tho vort Iwiy In hcIiooI. Willie Ye, father, and I enn tell you I didn't get It without a struggle. Ufo. tlrocer What I It. little girl? Little Ctrl Mamma Kent me for a lamp chimney, Mini ho nay she hope It will be n Htmng nn that lint butter you dent 11. Plck-Me-l'p. Mamma Here' the man for thnt clock to be repaired. Hot It for him. Tommy Where I It? Mnintnn l'p Ktnlr, of oourne. Tommy Oh! I thought It had run down. Kx. Wigwag Why do you liislst upon cnrrylnc your shirt home from tho laundry tuntead of having It Rent? Hnrduppo So that folk will know thnt I have two. Philadelphia Rec ord. "Hllggln put a great deal of thought Into hi work." "Ye." Bald the? HiirciiHtlc pei'Hon; "he work ten minute and then think about It for nn hour and n quarter."-Washington St;tr. Katie Tell me, F.dith, what did you any when Charley proposed? Fdlth Me? Oh, there was no occasion for me to Hay anything. Charley had nald all that was necessary. Kostou Transcript. ' Church-worker Would you assist ii, good sir, to send a missionary to the cannibal? Mr. Cotrox Not much I'm a vegetarian but I'll assist you to Bond them some easily digested ce real! Puck. "Haven't you any ambition to work as jour father did at your aga?" "Cer tainly not," answered the gilded youth; "If I were to work what would have been the use of father's working? Washington Star. "We can't have everything In this life," said the philosopher. "No," an swered Pustiii Stax; "the Ideal but Impossible combination Is a million aire menu with a dcck-haiul appetite." Washington Star. "I reckon Hill must have been cut out for one o' tl)e. geniuses, that write for tho magazines," said the old tieorglu farmer, "because he can't make cash enough to have hi hair cut, and would ruther watch a star than dig u well!" Atlanta Constitu tion. "Suppose," an Id he, feeling his way, "your father should ask me what my expectations are In or this direc tion. Wlint shall I say?" "Speak the truth," replied the sweet girl; "tell him you don't know." Philadelphia Ledger. "Ah," said Mrs. Oldcastle; "bo you'ro reading Mrs. Hlnkleton'a new story? Kon't you think her style U almost too Idiomatic?" "I hadn't no ticed it," replied her hostess, "but I wouldn't lo surprised if it was. You know It runs In their fninlly. Sha had a lilcco that wna only half-witted." Chicago Record-Herald. "Jabea," growled old man Hardfyst, "what In tarnation are you carry In' thet thermometer outdoors an' bnek so often fer?" "Jest want to see the difference In the temperature, pa," ex plained J a be. "Well, you let it alone. Keep tiie mercury runnln' up an' down In thet tube an' first thing we know tho thermometer '11 bo wore out, un' there'll bo 25 cents throwed awuy." Judge. MRS. CHARLES W. FAIRBANKS. Foramoat I'lirllnriieritarlnn Among: the Women of America. Homo women reach high position In oftleial society by virtue of their bus band' superior g'fl nud idioltiioMN In politics. They may grace the place which they occupy mid make their homes favorite spot with the great men of thw land; but the fact rcmnlim thnt it wiin the husbands who brought them to olevaled social station. Occa sionally, however, there I to be found In ofllclnl prominence a man In whoso upward progress the wlte ha kept stop with him, contributing ability, (net and even genius which hns had a marked Influence upon tho career of tho husband. Without her he might havo gained but mediocre distinction, despite the poMNcHHlou of talent; but by their combined effort public favor and eminence were attainable. Whnt hl own merit could not havo accomplish ed ho achieve by a fortunate domes tic partnership. Chnrle Warren Fairbanks, Vlco President of the I'liltiI Stnt. does not sllltio by the relleetetl light of hi gifted wife. He gained hi place a lender of the bur of Indiana by v i rt ! of native genius, liiilslied cdin-ntlofi, Industrious habits and a wealth of ac cumulated learning. This was tho lad tier by which ho climbed to the Fnlte.l StMte Senate lind later to the Vlco Presidency. Had hi domestic rela tion I n different, however, there might have been such Interference with hi progress thnt aueeeas woul 1 UHH. CIIAKI.fS W. rAIHUANKd. (I'holo by Cllutnlliist, Wnatiliik'tun, I). C.) have been lmiKisslble. The Influence of home affairs has been a stumbling block to many a man; not because of wifely Impropriety, but because of a timidity on her part, a shrinking from public observation, a tremulou disin clination to be In the front rnnk. Un der such restraint the husband ha been kept from the station which hi merit deserved. Reeause he has a wife who seconded hi efforts, who appreciated his gifts and the touch of whose hand meant push and not pull, Mr. Fairbanks hns long been a much envied mnn. Cornelia Cole was the daughter of Judge Philander Cole of Ohio, and when young Fairbanks wa a student at the Wesleynn Pntverslty she was a co-editor with him of the college paper. A mutual appreciation led to a marriage, which hns been moat happy. Step by step the young lawyer went upward; year after year the wife grew in womanly sweetness. The five children four boys and a girl who blessed the home In Indianapolis re ceived their full share of maternal affection and attention. Rut the am bition of the wife, the yearning for mental growth and the desire for lead ership were not drowned In the cares j of motherhood. She took part In club life. She watched politics. She studied parliamentary law, ami when she finally came to the presidency of .1110 of the foremost societies of women In the world the 1 laughters of the American Revolution so splendid wai her equipment that she was at once hailed as a queen among women. For several years she was at the head of this organisation. While Mr. Fairbanks will acknowl edge the helpful Influence of his wife upon his political fortunes, Mrs. Fair banks will cheerfully accord to him the credit of training her in parlia mentary science. GIRL OF 18 IS PASTOR. Miaa Myrtlo It. I'arke, a Noted Kvnn gcliwt of the Went. Miss Myrtle 11. 1'iirkc, who has boon onlUvl to the pastorate of the Christian Church at ltanisey, III., is noted as an evangelist, ami Is a fitiulent of KureUa College, where she fitted herself for the ministry. Sho formerly occupied tho pulpit to which again ahe has been called, but resigned in order to enter college. Miss Ml t.?i Iiarkc'a home is at i4y nuiiiuiuii, in, ouj Is but 18 years of age, and Is thought MVUTi.K u. i'aiike by lieu Instructors and church associates to have before hor a successful future. Ilia Testimony. Agent Did my patent medicine do you any good? Customer I should say so! I got ao strong on it that I actually had the nerve to tell the landlord that the roof leaked! Detroit Free Preas. Inevitable Itesuli. "lie never took a d'shonest dollar In his life." "Is ho us poor as all that " Illi nois State Journal. When it conies to paying back a visit there aro mighty few wouicr on. tha dead beat UuL f v A V4 '- . ' . . Mi " ; - , ! ft x j Physicians Recommend Cast or ia ASTORIA has met with pronounced favor on tho part of physicians, pharma- ccutical societies and medical authorities. It i3 used by physicians with results most gratifying. Tho extended use of Castoria is unquestionably tho result of thrco faots: rint Tho indisputable evidence that it is harmless: Uoond That it not only allays stomach pains and quiet3 the nerves, but assimi lates tho food: Third It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil. It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotic and does not stupefy. It is unlike Soothing Syrups, Bateman's Drops, Godfrey's Cordial, etc. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how over, is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day for poisoning innocent children through 'greed or ignorance ought to end. To our knowledge, Castoria is a remedy which produces composure and health, by regulating the system not by stupefying it and our readers are entitled to the information Hall's Journal of Health. AVefletable Preparation for As similating the Food andRe?ula ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes DigesUon.Cheerful ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. Not Nahcotic. An aA DrSAmnpnuna j4ix.Jmnm Jttut Stmi lflllUM - Imrm A perfect Remedy for Constipa tion. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions Teverish ness and Loss or Sleep. Tac Simile Signature of NEW VORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPEB. THE LESSON OF 1812, Need of Fleet l'owerful Enough to Prevent Coast Blockades. In reading a criticism in to-day's Times of "Historian Hoosevelt's" re uiarks concerning the soldiers of 1812 it struck me that you might well have taken exception also to his comments on the naval situation in that war. khj-8 a writer in the New York Times, ills protest against our unfortunate custom of teaching Inaccurate his tory und his plea to have us both ac knowledge past humiliations and draw profitable lessons from them is most commendable. In the same speech. however, the I'resident is reported to have said that "we won on ue sea" in 1S12 because of our previous prepa ration for naval war. Is not that an example of exactly what we are warned against? It is true that In duels between light-armed ships viz., frigates our navy cover ed itself with glory, but these com bats had little effect beyond showing that our navy had no superior where forces were equal. The really decisive feature of the naval war was that Kngland, by reason of the lack of fighting units 1. e., "ships of the line" In our navy, was able to block ade our coast, to "bottle up" practical ly all the ships of our small navy, to bring our commerce to 11 standstill and to direct ns she pleased raids along our seacoast, such as that on Wash ington. The only naval victories that had decisive results were those on Lakes Krio and Champialn, where the fleets on each side were improvised. On the sea, where the real naval strength was tested, we were overwhelmed no less than on the land, though the afore said preparations did prevent the dis graceful features of the land warfare, which were due mainly to our lack ot regular troops. The truly important lesson to be drawn from the naval war Is the necessity of a powerful fleet of fighting ships, which can prevent me command of our seacoast Dy an enemy. The speech of the President Is In re freMhlng contrast to the spread-eagle oratory habitual to our Congressmen but he does not avoid the pitfalls against which he wnrns us and fail to draw from the war of iS12 what l perhaps its most salutary lesson. riTQ Permanently Cured. No tils or nervousness lllO after llrnl day's ue of Dr. Kline's li real Nervo lteatorer. HenU fur K reek) 4 Irlul Ixntleaiid lreallw. Ur.lt. 11. Kline, Ltd., Wll Anu bl., ruiladvlililu, I'o. I The best way to clean brass is will. jiweet oil applied with a soft rag. Only in extreme necessity should any sconriiu substance be used, as this scratches. In ease of a scourer being needed, powdered bath brick ia excellent. A man sugKests that a little lard oi vaseline be applied ou a door or window to the purt which rubs and piweuis opeo'ug. U laM 'm A" " Letters Iron Prominsnt Physicians Miizzzti to Cn2:!:s K. ri:!:h:r. Dr. H. Halatrif1 Prott. of rhlrago, !!! . "I M rrTr!ed your C'aator'.a often fur lnfauta during my practice, and And It very satisfactory." Dr. William JUImont. of Clavelgnil, Ohio, aays: "Your Castorls stands ft rat In Iti rlsr. In my thirty jtara of practice I can say 1 never bare found anything tUat o fiX d tue plaea." , Dr. 3. U. Taft. of Brooklyn, N. T., says: "I have used your Castoria and forinl It an excellent remedy lo my bouaebold and private practice for many yeara. Tlie formal Is excellent Dr. Wai. L. Boaaerman, of Buffalo. N. T., say. ; "I am pleaaed to speak a good! word for your Caatorla. I think so highly of It that I not only recommend It to there, bat have used It In my owa family. Dr. R. J. Hamlen. of Detroit, Mich., says : "I preacrtb yoar Caatorla tenalvely. as I have never found anything to equal It for children's trouble.. I ara aware that there are Imitations lo the field, but I alwaya tee tbat my patient get Fletcher'!." Dr. W01. I. McCann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "Ai the father of thirteen children f certainly know aomethlng about your great medicine, and aside from my own family experience I have lo my yeara of practice found Castoria a popular and efficient remedy lo almost every home." Dr. J. R. Clausen, of Philadelphia. Pa., says: "The nam that yonr Caatorla bas made for Itself In the tens of tbousanda of hom. blessed by the presence of children, scarcely needs to be supplemented by the endorsement of the medical pro feaaloo, but I, for one, most heartily endorse It and believe it an excellent remedy." Dr. Chennlng H. Cook, of 8t. Loals, Mo., says: "I have usM your Castoria for several years past In my own family and have alwaya found It thoroughly efficient and never objected to by children, which la a Kreat consideration In view of the fact that most medicines of this character are obnoxious and therefore difficult of ad mlnlstrstlon. As a laxe.tlve, 1 consider It the peer of anything tbat 1 ever pre scribed." Dr. R. M. Ward, rsf Kansas City, Mo., says: 'Thysiclans generally do not pre scribe proprietary preparations, but In the case of Ca.torla my experience, like that of many other pbyaiciane, has taught me to make an exception. I prescribe your Caatorla in my practice because I have found It to be a thoroughly reliable remedy for chlldren'a complaints. Any phyalclan who has rr.ised a family, aa I have, will join me in heartiest recommendation of Castoria." GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS 4 the y2 Bears The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. Long; and Short of It. It was 2 a.- m. when he tried to steal softly up the stairs. But bis wife was awake. "When you went out after supper," she said, reproachfully, "you said you wouldn't be gone long." "Well, " he answered wearily, as he rattled the keys in his pocket, "I came back short, anyway." Piso's Cure 1 a ptood couch medicine. , It has cured roughs and colds for lorty 1 years. At druggists, 25 cents. ' Dear Friends. Nellie What did you say when he proposed last evening' llertlia How do you know he pro posed ? j Nellie i'ou were so glad to see me, ! you know. You felt so good you wanted . me to feel bad. Boston Transcript. j Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnsiow's Soothing Byrup tho best remedy to use ior their children during the teething period. Itouttown's Singular Tower t,hat .llneB .are Pld n'leat?e. without I'rof. steeleye By simply holding a ' discrimination, and the question oi ex bright object before a person's eyes for "es9ive charges is a matter for the ship- five minutes, I can hypnotize him, and make him do anything 1 wish, Bouttown That's nothing. By hold ing a bright object before a restaurant waiter's eyes for three-quarters of a sec ond, I can make him my slave. An Opinion Reserved. "Do you believe in government own ership?'1 "That depends," answered the trust magnate, "on whether you mean that the government ought to own us or we ought to own the government." Washington Star. The disease that has done more than any other to wreck, ruin and LH ClVl f humiliate life, is Contagious Blood Poison. Sorrow, shame and suffering go hand in hand with this great enemy, and man has always hated and fought it as he has no other disease. It is the most powerful of all poisons; no mat ter how pure the blood may t;, when its virus enters, the entire circulation becomes poisoned and its chain of horrible symptoms begin to show. Usu ally the first sign la a small sore or ulcer, not at all alarming in appearance, but the blood is being saturated with the deadly poison, and soon the nioutU and throat begin to ulcerate, the hair and eyebrows drop out, a red eruption breaks out on the body, copper-colored splotches and sores make theif appearance and the poison even works down into the bones and attacks the nerves.,. Not only is the disease hereditary, being transmitted from parent to child, in the form of scrofula, weak eyes, soft bones, weak, puny constitutions, etc., but is also so highly contagious that many a life has been ruined by a friendly hand shake, or from using the toilet articles of one infected with the poison. To cure this blighting, deadly curse the first begins to expel the poison and build up and strengthen the system. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable. We offer a reward of $1,000 for proof that it contains a particle of mineral of any kind. Hook on the dis ease, with iustructious for home treatment, and any advice desired, without cliarCe' Ttl S WtFT CPLClFiQ CO., A TLAiiTAs CA, Signature of MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS iuirt, lliilitest and mronReHt Slump fuller on the uiarlceL 11. Hone power on lite sweep with two tmraea. Wm lor dt-ncripuva vittttUug and prices. - ------ KEIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot of Morrison Street Portland, Oreoa P. N. U. No. 25-1 90S HEN writing- to advertiser plea I mention tnia paper. I Unwilling to Arbitrate. Husband Tlie coi;k appears to be la an ill humor. What's the matter? Wife Oh, we had a few words this morning. She threatened to leave be cause we have so much company, and I threatened tj discharge her fur the same cause. Private Car Lines, i The railroads seem very willing to have the private car lines Drought under the jurisdiction of the Interstate Commerce commission. A railroad ; president is authority for the statement p jr to settle with the car lines, so long as there is no law to govern their rates. Car mileage paying lias been decided to be as legal ai the payment of rental for property. A Koutth Rond. Farmer Way back (starting home from the station! l'lease, uia'aui, do you wear false teeth? l'air Boarder (for the summer) Sir? Farmer Wayhack Oh, I don't mean to be cur'ous. Only this road is a leetle roiu-li, and ef your teeth ain't good and fast you'd better put 'em ia your pocket. MAH'S GREATEST? " " Cv T'!iTr rtr blood must be purified, and nothing will do it so quickly and surely as S. S. S. It goes down to tha very bottom of the trouble, drives out every particle of the poison and makes the blood clean and strong. ' It does not hide or cover ud anvthintr. but from tha