i
Does Your
Heart Beat
Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Docs It send out good blood
or bad blood? You know, for
cood blood Is cood health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood Aycr's
Sarsaparllla. Doctors have
endorsed It for GO years.
One frennsnl rsusa e-f bA Mite-it i a slat rllh
liver. TM. inxtiir itiiiiiiiimiMfn, i-ouuimhis
utlste4 mtm llteH alM.ttt.4Hl lulu tha bliMt.1,
fttit4 ut tii rrntwvi frtxn il UmJ
itiur iiiiPhiitii ni tint iMmou
will Ayti't 1'iin, tif r rilii. All tiutn,
Mavis ay 1. 0. Afr Oe., Laersll, Utss.
.iiuiseiurers !
IUI (iron,
siut ate.
ClU-IUtr I'UTOSAL
I'naln Jewel.
Hookworm pin kuM for publishers,
Advertising make authors,
An unprejudiced critic never rends
book until after he reviews It.
Most of tka rose colored drrain of
roiimnce are yellow-liniked.
The only effective place for heroine
to faint ! In a hero's anna,
In novels, at lu ml life, there's
ttiny illp between tbe tugagtiutu
tut tut wedding trip.
Mnny spring poem tins been punc
.turn) wltu bum pencil.
It U better to have your hero born
great ttinn to lliruit gn-atnet on tiltn
In the In t chapter.
A good pint, agent In rntlirr to bo
cIhkoii thnn n great plot. New Or
leant ricayuuc.
Points of View.
"A man," MlJ the young widow,
"usually marrlc a woman because ho
love her.
"And h woman." rejoined the olil
bachelor, "usually marries a man be
rause lie asks her."
K Hlreiitintia Trat.
Hp (angrily) I actually believe you
would marry the Brat fool that aska
rou.
Hha (folinlr) Jtnl nk til to marry
you ami prura Hie fallacy of your be-
ll.f.
Heard at Ilia Table.
"I pity the poor aallor," an Id tlis
sentimental boarder. "Ill la a dog'
life."
"Yn," rejoined tbe rtirrrful Idiot,
"lie goe from one bark to another, aa
It were."
MiMtnrri ICnlrriinan.
Kmllh lllll, lha real ratatt man, la
certainly an enterprising chap.
Jvnea Whal'a the answer?
Hiultli lie la offering a hsiid-palntJ
house with earh Id! aa a apeclal Induce
ment 10 purchssera,
Hupply ra. Deinnmt.
Mra. !) Minytht 1 minder why old
cuius la to rare auu valuable?
Mra. Da June la It possible you
lon't know after kstplog a ttrvaut girl
all these ytaral
II Wat Hkcutlcal.
"I can toll the character of any
woman by her hair," tald Uic wU
uinn.
"Notuenael" rejolneil the akcptlcn)
peraon. "Many a true woman Una hair
that la fnlae."
No f.aiiKliliiK Matter.
VnKK Dlil you over hear the Joke-
about the two nioonat
JiiKKa Tliat'a no Joke. I've aeen
'eui many a time.
Capt. llentoa, u Kngllih anllur, N2
yeara iM, who hat tared W prnuna from
itronnlua, It to hatrt a afreet organ
liuuxlit for blm ao that ha can taru a
llrln.
ICnilUh ntwaptprr corrraonilentt art
roinplalnlnr of the dliKuatliigly unclean
treatment of bread on Ita May fruui the
baker to the coniuuier.
Let the light comt to your ryet from
ont aldt or from abort, not from In
front.
Whentrer an rye la lajured, call in an
aiperltnred oculUt at onct.
Aa you ralut your aleht, avoid all
luack eyt dnetor.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
Km leal, IlKlilfRt ami lnntct)t Hlilmp rullr
on lit limrkrt. II M llorHi power on tli nvttp
Willi ihu lioracii. WrltM lur ilrMrlMl( iltUi4
ftnd irir.
KUIUHSON MACMINIIRY CO,
Toot ol MorrUon Htrtct iVrllantl, Orzon
WET WEATHER COMFORT
"I havt und your FISH BRAND
allchtr (or ri ytari and can truth
fun uy that I nixr bat had
anything glut mt li much com.
(ort and Mtltfactlon. Encloiad
tlnd my ordtr tor tnothir ona."
(MAM NO AOOMia OM APPiWAflON)
You cm deff th hardest itorm with Towir'i
Waterproof Oiled Clothing and Halt.
Highest Award World'a Fair. IQOt.
OUR QUARANTtt IS DACK OF THIS
SION OF THE FISH
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P. N. U.
No. 19-1905
IWIIBN wrltlnB to adttrtltarapltaaal
Tr mantlon tlila vapor. I
CUKf WhlU JtLl Ull FAIU.
wt Oouih Ujrup, TftiU Uuul. Uit
ia imrn.' oia vy arufleitit.
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WEM
"Doctor, lnt thoro nnyltiliiK I can
do for till" neaalckiieai" "Why, yea,
Try fiirinlnir," I.lfo.
.lolinny 1'iuv, what'a the real of
that ' quotation brKlnnliiK "Truth U
tnliflityr I'nllicr "Hcorco," I reckon.
rituliuric Pott.
lilt I ko to bed at lilht wltli
Itlovca on to keep my lunula oft. Hhv
--And do you wear your hat, too?
Hartford Courant.
Medium Do you wUh to too your
departed hualmnd'a aplrltT Mra. W'lilf
llolrvo No; I want to kco hit (lioitl
Joah never had no aplrltl I'uck.
".So till) apeclallnt ald you'd havo to
Klvo up NiuokliiK for n while, eh7"
"Vea, and ho nl mtlil I'd hava to Klvo
Ui I IB for khI." Ciilller'a Weekly.
Hultor I'm Kior but houett, air. Old
Itockay I don't doubt It at all, my
hoy; and unlrwn you cliiiuu'o your prln
clplea you'll never Ket rich. Town
'l)plca.
Nail How In the world did you dit
to vtr her age? Hello I naked hvr at
what age alio thought a girl ahould
marry, and ih promptly aald 27.
I'hlUdelplila Lodger.
"What la Uit chief product of tha
Utilttd HUtet?" aaked Die teacher lu
a European acbool. And without heal
Utlon the bright pupil replied, "Mou
ey." Wathlugton Btar.
"X Now York man advocatea tha
drowning of all Idlola." "Wliy, Uit
cruel brutel 1 ahall ralao my voice lu
proteatl I cr oh, ell. It doeau't
matter to me." llouatuu l'oat.
"What la tho tecret of your auc
ciaal" aaked the very young mull. "In
buying," Mid tho old horao dealer, "I
look aharp, and In telling I look jint
aa Ignorant aa I can." Chicago Dally
New a.
"It'a 7 o'clock, I'rltil Wo mutt run
home." "No, If 1 go homo now I aluill
bo whipped for being to late. I'm go
ing to auy till II and then I'll get bon
bona and klttet beeuuao I'm not
drowned." I.uatlgo Illaettor.
Did you tpeud money to get luto
public otllcel" "No," anawered Heua
tor Uorghum; "I didn't tpeud It. I
gave It away, and then depended oil
a decent acute of gratitude lu tho bcu
edclarlea." Wathlugton Hlar.
Kalr Devote 1 don't e any way
to raise our church debt, except to
have a lottery. Minister (shocked) I
That will never have my wmcUon.
madam, never, unless you call It by audience. All hla plant, his long dlspo
toui other name. .New York Weekly. ,1Uotl of itf, w,re crumbling; it
Old l"arty Hoy, you II catch cold If
you get your fret wet lu that puddle,
Hiuall Itoy Dal'a what I'm after. I'm
a-golu' to speak "Upartucus to de
UladUtors" at school on l-'riday, an' I
wants to git mo voice lioarse. Chicago
News.
"Their pay la shockingly smalt for
tome of our public otlldals," said tho
broad-minded man. "Yvs," answered
tho cynic; "but It averagrt up. Soma
of tit
public otlldals are shockingly
small for their pay." Washington
Htsr.
Klnnegnn Ob, ylt, Ol can under
stand bow thlm astronomers ran cat-
kllate tli' distance av a ahtarr, Ita
weight, nnd dlnslty and color, and all
that but th thing tiiut gets me Is,
bow th' dlvvle do they know It's imiue.
I'uck.
Hho What la the use of searching
for the NorUi 1'ole, anyway? He
Why, It would result lu a great saving
of money If found. Bue How's that?
He It wouldn t be necessary to send
any more expeditious to look after It
rblladelphla Inquirer.
Constituent Now, Mr, Wunnour, I
with you'd do your best to get my tray
a good government Job. Congressman
Well, what can your ton do? Con
ttltuent What can he do? Oreat
Scott, roan I If he could do auythtng I
wouldn't be bothering you! Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Mrs. McCall I do wlsli I could get
good maid. Mra. Vandlne You
might Interview mine, I think she'd
bo delighted to go to you. Mrs. Mc
Call Hut why dou't you keep her?
Mra. Vnndlne Oh, she won't stay.
Sho says she want a place whero aha
won't have to many gowns and huts
to take caro of. Philadelphia Press.
Miss Hmytho (organizing a subscrip
tion dance) I'm in despair about our
dance, Mr, Ilrown. So many pcoplu
i, rn,i m. You'll come, won't
you? Mr. Ilrown (extremely stout)
llelly, Miss Bmytliof I'm not a dancing
man, I don't dauco at all! Mis
RniTtho Oil. that don't matter In the
loaat. You'd help to fill up, you kuowl
Mr. nrown Ah yes with pleaauro.
I will look lu about supper time.
Punch.
Odessa.
Odessa Is onn of tho finest cities In
Ilussla. Foundations for tho present
city were inado In 1701, mid it Is built
upon territory ceded to Itussln by Tur
key In 1702. It bus n population of
600,000, nearly n quarter of whom nro
really tho Americans of Itussln, enter
prising, progressive nnd peaceful.
Would Certainly Roaro ill m.
It Is safe to say that tho man who
had Uio first cusa of good old-fashioned
Jumping toothache thought ho was n
goner. Detroit TrlbunV.
"This Is a gross case," snld a Man
chester magistrate to a prisoner who
was making his 141th uppuurauco be
fore him for drunkenness.
A COMEDY OP JIHQOIOM.
One lllli.lrntl.il. of Hit Utter IiicOI-
vlencr of KiimIuii lliile.
A inirtlciilar cxnniiilu of llio Czar be-
lug ucd by olio department ngalnat
nnothor occurred Inat year, when tho
MfUuro of the Ilrllluli mall ttenmcr.Mii-
Divert by tho ahlpn of tho Itminlnn vol-
tinteer licet cniineil the relations be-
tween tlm two tountrle to become def-
Inltely Irnliied. Tho wholo matter lay
at the doors of the admiralty, tuvs a
writer In McCluru'n. Their man had
dono the thing, mid whether nt the In-
atlgallon or tnggcntloii of hi superiors
or not. tho (Irriml Duke Alexander
Mlcliiielovlleh and Admiral Avellan
tnada no secret of their entire approval
of hit adventure.
The admiralty, having a direct pro
fessional concern In tho matter, was
tho depnrtuieiit most consistently hos
tile to Kiiglaiid, and there wna a pros
poet Hint they would support their sub
ordinate nt any cost. Their relations
with the foreign offlce were already In
amicable, for Count I.nmsdorff, with
that steady (lolblc prudence which
compensates him for lack of Renins,
had been assiduous In his endeavors
to refrain nt least from purposeless ex
asperallon of Ilrltnln, and the depart
ment had shown their teeth to onn an
other over the question of the passngo
of the Dardanelles, Ko now, when the
prompt Ilrltlsh note of protest was
pcrsrnted, Lamtdorff was eager to rrn
drr satisfaction, while the admiralty,
high In favor at court, waa determined
to meet all demands with a truculent
defiance.
It Is Impossible to render the situs
tlon by a Western analogy. It was
more Uinn half a personal matter, and
atnee Count Lamadorff had at the mo
ment no grand duke In hand, ha had
to wali with caution In opposing Al
exander Mlchaelovltch. There were
tome of the elements of comedy, too,
for It was Lamsdorff, and not the ad
miralty fire-eaters, whu must receive
tho Ifrltlsh ambassador, Ktr Charles
Hardlnge: and things might have been
funny had not the delay In accounting
for the aelxure of the ship evoked from
Ilrltnln a further and final communi
cation, which contained an unequivocal
demand for the release of the Malacca
forthwith.
"It was. In abort, an ultimatum In all
but form, and It lacked nothing of
brief force and clearness. With It
came newa from the south of the ac
Uvlty of the Mediterranean fleet, and
all the government knew that Itussln
waa now facing a bleak alternative of
surrender or war with Ilrltaln. And
even then the admiralty wna triumph
ant, florid with power, blindly exultant
over the mess It had made In the af-
alra of the empire. Alexander Michael
0.it,i, wnt dsllr to the t"ir inrt wat
ii.- man nf ih moment. I-amailorff
,. w .ue Kmneror onlr at hta weekly
waa only at the last moment, with tho
ultimatum to answer, that he lapsed
the dignity of hla office In bis polltl
cnl need and went to work In orthodox
Itusslan style. Do got himself a grand
duke. In the person of Constantln Con
Btantlnovltcli, the Ctar'a uncle a big,
pleasant man who writes verses and
occasionally acta Hamlet.
"Kor ordinary purposes of Interde
partmental politics the Orund Duke
Conatantln would be Inaccessible; as It
was, Ijinmlorrrs appeal to htm was an
Inspiration. He has weight because
he Is disinterested and as a rule unln
terested In state affairs. He appeared
now aa an altruist engaged on behalf
of the safety of Hussla, and together
they sought that veiled source of pow
er the Dowager Kinpress.
It was to Tsarsko Selo they went,
though his majesty waa at I'etcrhof.
Yet, the same evening In a certain
houso upon the French Quay, I was
told that tho Czar had received Lams
dorff privately, had been closeted with
blm for over two hours and that Uie
Malacca waa to be released.
"And after that," my Informant add
ed, "Nicholas sent for his chaplain
He will be praying all night."
Next morning the embassy was sat
Itfled and the admiralty waa singular
ly rude to the special correspondent.
who dropped In for a chat
A Universe All Alive.
I asked Mr. Ilurbank this question:
"lias anyuung developed In your
life-work, and In your atudy of the
great elemental force of nature, to Im
peril true faith or render dead n belief
In Hod or ttie Immortality of the soul?'
Ho answered:
"My theory of the law and under
lying principles of plant creation Is, In
many respects, diametrically opposed
to tho theories of tho materialists. I
am n sincere believer In a higher pow-
er man mat or man. All my lnvestl
Rations nave lea me away from the
Idea of a dead, material universe,
tossed about by various forces, to that
of a universe which Is absolutely alt
force, life, soul, thought, or whatever
name we may choose to call It. Every
atom, molecule, plant, animal, dr plan
et la only an aggregation of organized
unit forcos held In place by stronger
forces, thus holding them for a time
latent, though teeming wlUi Inconceiv
able powor. AH llfo on our planet Is,
bo to speak, Just on the outer fringe of
this Inflntto ocean of force. Tho uni
verse Is not half dead, but all alive."
From William S. Harwood's "A Won-dor-Worker
of Science," In the Ceu
tury. Transatlantic Trips.
Across tht ocean with great zest
How many men have fared!
Home go to Europe for a rest,
And sorut because they're scared.
Washington Stur.
When a married man laughs In his
sleep his wife Imagines he Is dreaming
( that lie 1 a bachelor.
THE COST OP LIVINO.
Pureliaalna; Tower of a Dollar To-day
and from JHIIOto ItlOO.
All Important food nrtlclca except
"K"1' 011(1 wtt higher nt the
Iireaent time than tho average for tha
10-yer period from 1800 to 1000, aayn
writer In I'earton'a. In Iooklii buck
ul"m 1,10 courto of price alnco 1800
11 ' Intereatlng to dlntovcr (from (Ik
"r1'" compiled by the government) that
fear $1 Would buy seven and
four-fifths pounds of frch beef, whlla
'"I"lr 11 wl l'r'hno only alx and
four-llfths pounds. That amount of
money In IMO would buy ten pounds
of aolt beef; today nine pounds, Of
salt pork In 1S!X) It would buy nine
and n half pounds; to-day a little over
seven pounds. One dollar In 1800
would purchase seven and a quorter
pounds of chickens; to-day less than
six and a quarter pounds. It would
buy ten pounds of fresh flail In 18001
to-day nine ami a third pounds. In
IMS) It would pay for flvo dozen and
four cirgs; to day for only four dozen
mid three. One dollar In 1800 would
buy nearly 17 quarts of milk; to-day
less than III quarts. It would purchase
In 180O four and a quarter pounds of
butter; to-dsy only three and three-
quarter pound. One dollar In 1800
was a fair equivalent for six and a
third pounds of cheese; to-dny It will
purchase half a pound less.
To-day 1 will buy less than eight
and a hair pounds of lard; In 1800 It
would pay for nearly 11 pounds. Of
cornmeal to-dsy you can purchase for
that turn 38j4 pounds; In 1800 you
could get 4(114 pounds. When It Is con
sidered that the averago American
family whose Income does not exceed
$1,200 tpVmls nearly 45 per cent of Its
entire Income on food. It la easily teen
how great a difference Is made by a
rise In prices of 10 to 25 cents on every
doltar't worth of edible supplies, cover
Ins meats, vegetables and practically
all other eatables. As compared with
the average prices governing during
the period from loOO to 1000 It la reck
oned by the United KUtes Hureau of
Labor that hams and aalt beef have
gone up 12 per cent, salt pork and
bacon 32 per cent, lard 35 per cent,
fresh vegetables 13 per cent, cornmeal
11! per cent, crackers 10 per cent. New
Orleans molasses 20 per cent, beans
31 per cent, herrings 31 per cent, salt
21 per cent, pepper 72 per cent and
currants 121 per cent
Protesting Against Fate Reduction.
Atlanta, Gn. The recent proposition
o( J. Popo Ilrown, chairman of the
Georgia Itailroad commission, to re
duce tho passenger rata In Georgia from
three to two cents per mile was protest
ed against by the llotherhood of Loco
motive Kngineers, the Order of Hall
way Conductor?, and unions of the
blacksmiths, machinists and telegra
phers, boiler makers, railway train
men, carpenters and Joiners, clerks and
car men. These organizationa employ-
e 1 an attorney especially to represent
them, who urged that such a reduction
would work against the prosperity of
the stale and lead to a reduction in the
number of railroad employes as well as
of their wages. The Travelers' Pro
tective association nlso protested that a
reduction as proposed would result in
fewer trains and poorer service.
Her Transformation.
She drank quantities of water, att a lot
or starchy roods.
Abitslned from exercising every day;
She tstimllsted lactic and a case of
malted goods.
Hut It seemed her fate to have to fads
away.
She to mourned attenuation, with a vis
age like an owl's.
That a smile upon her face was never
teen:
While below her mouth were wrinkles.
sntl above her eyes were scowls.
And her noe was like a hatchet In be
tween.
llut ons da she fell to Isughlng in a
atrange, hysteric way.
Just in thluklug how ridiculous It
proved:
And It mellowed to a cackle that was
sane enough, they ssy.
Till at last slit giggled every time the
moved.
Why, she chuckled out her wrinkles, and
the snickered off her frowns.
And then took to all the things she
hft.-l.ln. .in.
Now she's grown as fat as butter, and
has outgrown all ber gowns:
But the laughs away at that disaster,
too.
Woman's Home Companion.
llrusher It Well Paid.
A woman who appealed to n charlt
able society for help one day last week
said her sou wus ublo to assist her If
he would,
"He Is the brusher, and has chargo
of the bootblack chair In n hotel. Hu
makes between J30 and ?40 a week."
An agent was sent out to Investi
gate and found tho son employed In
ono of the big hotels of the city, where
he has been for sir years.
This young man told the agent that
tho position of brusher In a large ho
tel was worth nt least 10 'a week, al
though there Is no salary attached to
It, tt a young luun attended to his
business. Hotel patrons are liberal
tippers. The brusher is expected to
find seats for customers if tho bar
ber's chairs aro tilled, nnd to hand
around tho morning and Illustrated pa
pers. Chicago Tribune.
Asked and Anawtrcd.
Tho Maid What Is love?
The Ilachelor Love Is the prelude
to matrimony.
Tho Maid And what Is matrimony?
Tho Uaclielor Tho prelude to ali
mony.
PUTNAM
Color mora roods brighter and faster colors
uarantcca 10 give peneci results, ask dealer,
icacn ana mi color, siunituc DKUU LO..
A JUDGE'S W8FE
mrs. minnic McAllister
Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo.,
writes:
"I have suffered for years with bil
iousness, and kidney and liver trouble.
"If I caught a title cold, the pains were
In creased and backache and headache were
of frequent occurence.
"However, Peruna cured me twelve
bottles made me c healthy woman."
At Other Bee Us.
"Yes," ssld the young man, "1 am
about to get t political Job, where I
will have nothing to do but sit around
and look wiser'
"Well," rejoined his fair companion .
In the parlor scene. "I'm sure you
will be able to fill the first half of the
requirements all right enough."
Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
m ntrenry wtll roralT deitior the sense of
mail and MmDlelelruaranaa the whola Bri
tain wnen entering it tnruusa tbe tnucuna 1
aurfarea. Hucft articles si-ould never be used'
tirepton prtfBcrlpllona from rtuttbls ptr-I
iir.l ;.-.l,.,'.l..l..(,,l.m
iciaai, me uajnBK" mej wmuoia ion luia
Haifa Catarrh Cure, manufactured Ly F. J.
Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, o..coiitlniiiomtnnrjr,
and Is taken Internally, acting direct? upon
the blood and mucoui surtarea of the srsiero.
la burlnrllaU'aCatarrn Curate sura you ret
thegjnulne. it la taken Internally, and tnade
in TUedo, Ohio, by r. 1. cteney A. Co. Tetll-
aonlals free.
Bold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
UaU'a Family ItUs art iht best.
Merely Hint.
De Dorem (time 11:30 p. m.) Art you
Interested In baseball. Mist Cutting?
Mias Cutting (suppressing a yawn)
Yes, to a certain extent I dearly love
to see a man make a home run occa
sionally. CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
Trials or the Fair Hex.
lie it a girl declines an offer of mar
riage and becomes a spinster, she Is apt
to regret It
She Yes; if she marries she Is apt to
regret it so what ran a poor girl do?
Skaters average front nine to ten
yards a second, while runners on skis
have mads; as much as twenty-one yards
in tho same time, and the Jumper on
skis hss developed almost forty yards
velocity In a second. The man who
made this record Jumped 120 feet
It is as imnossible to conouer the
diseases Contagious Blood Poison with Mer
cury and Potash as it would be to conquer the
king of the forest in a band-to-hand encounter, ,
as thousands who have bad their health ruined
nnd lives blighted through the use of these min
erals will testify. They took the treatment faith
fully, only to find when it was left off. the dis
ease returned with more ooweV. combined with
the awful effects of these minerals, such
of the bones, salivation, inflammation
UMia. t,A ..:-..s " t r ; i .-
........ tnua u. vjuuitvitia JJIWU I U1BUU CUICT3 luC D10OU It OUtCKly COn-
taminates every dron of that vital fluid, nnd even.- tmi.ri.
bone incomes, affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat,
copper-colored blotches, falling hair and eyebrows, swollen glands, sores,
etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover up these
evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. has for many
years been rccoenized as a specific for Contnfinn Ttliwi pnun - n.rr.-
antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reaching in its effects on the sys
tem. S. S. S. does not hide or mask the disease, but so thorouchlv nnd
sss
kind. Treatise with instructions for home treatment and any advice wished.
Without charge. THE SWIFT SPCCIflC CO.. ATLANTA. OA.
FADELESS DYES
than any other de. Ont 10c padate colon
orwt will tend post ptld at 10c a ptcatec.
unlenvlllc, Missouri.
PAIN IN THE
DACK AND SIDE
Quickly Cured by a Short
Course of Pe-ru-na.
MIW.MINNIE K. McALLISTBIl, wife
of Judge McAllister, writes from
1217 West 3.1rd street, Minneapolis,
Minn., as follows:
"I suffered for yews wI'Ji n piln In tha
f mall of my back and right tl-lc. It Inter
fered often with my domeUlc and social
duties and I never supposed that I would
be cured, as the doctor's medicine did not
teem t help me any.
"fortunately a member of our Order
Advised me to try Peruna and gave it
such high praise that I decided to try
It. Although I started in with little
faith, I felt so much better In a week
that I felt encouraged.
"I took It faithfully for eeven week
and am happy indeed to bo alio to say
that I am entirely cured,
"Words fail to express my gratitude.
Perfect heKh once more h tkr. he-t thine
I could wlsli for. and thanks to Peruna, I
enjoy that now."
1'dln in the back, or on tho right
sld.
Hot often a physician hears this
complaint I
Over and over we hear women ray:
"I have a pain in the email of my back.
I have a pain In my right side, just be
low the ribs."
These symptoms indicate pelvic or
abdominal catarrh.
They Indicate that the bowels are not
acting projierly that the liver is out
of order - that the pelvic organ are
congested.
Pelvic catarrh that is the name lor
it.
Peruna cures pelvic catarrh, vt'.tn a3 of
these symptoms disappear.
The catarrh may be all in the ab
dominal organs, when it would be prop
erly called abdominal catarrh.
At any rate, it Is one of those cases
of internal catarrh which can be reached
only by a course of treatment with
Peruna.
We have on file thonrands of testi
monials similar to the above. It is
impossible here to give onr readers
more than one or two specimens of tha
number of grateful and comire idatory
letters Dr. Ilartman is constauty re
ceiving in behalf of his famous catarrh
remedy, Peruna.
Boom for Improvement.
"I have-here," said the agent, "an
alarm clock that will kindle the fire
In the kitchen range and start the cof
fee boiling. Can I sell you one7"
"No," yawned the lazy man, "but
when you find one that will pour tho
coffee ont and bring It upstairs I will
be pleased to consider Its purchase,"
FITSS
KMtofvr. !
rermanenUr Cured. ?o DUM n.rTCmin,!
aAr ant day's ueirlr.Kllne'i(i real Nerta
rr. eiMl for trial iMtltftiwttr!!.
I.ll.Il.Kllae,Lld.,UI Arvti tL, rhUadrltinta, Fa.
Knew Whereof She Spoke.
uranj mir iu s suoppinE, Miu
the giddy maid of 33 summers more or
less "epecially when there Is a bargain
g-i-'
' , , ...
IlnhT growled the old bachelor. "I
fall to tee any particular pleasure In ret
ting in a crowd and being almost squeei-
, ed to death.'
"That Is Just what I enjoy most."
plied tbe coy maiden, as she hid
glowing face, behind her fan.
re
her Itotherawltl Snd Mr. Wlntlow'a Soothing
Byrup tho beat remedy to use lor their children
during tht teething period.
I An Inalnnattnn.
I Tom has been a benedict for almost
two weeks.
"You have no idea what you miss by
not being married," he said to his
friend Jack.
"No, I suppose not," rejoined the lat
ter. "Do you count your money every
night and morning?"
Plso s Cure fs a reinear forronghs, cold
and consumption. Try It Price 25 cents,
t druggists.
Kaaar About the Plc.
One boy gives the following Infor
mation about tbe pig: "A pig when
living has four legs, but when you kill
It the butcher says It only has two,
because be calls tbe front legs shoul
ders and tbe back legs are called
hams. Ham tastes nice, and they boll
It to eat at a wedding. Tbe missus
sprinkles little bits of toast on It to '
make It look pretty."
kirnr ot
as mercurial rhranuitkin simiia
of the stomach and bowels, etc.
. . . . ... . . .
Si
vuiuiciciy cures ii mac no signs are ever seen again.
S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the disease
will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat
ment. A reward of Ji.ooo.oo ia offered for proof
that S. S. Contain!! .I inlnoml Innmlinil nf
silk.
wool end cotton ecjuttly weft ttdlts
Writ for fret booklet hew to d,
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