i Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Docs It send out good blood or bad blood? You know, for cood blood Is cood health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Aycr's Sarsaparllla. Doctors have endorsed It for GO years. One frennsnl rsusa e-f bA Mite-it i a slat rllh liver. TM. inxtiir itiiiiiiiimiMfn, i-ouuimhis utlste4 mtm llteH alM.ttt.4Hl lulu tha bliMt.1, fttit4 ut tii rrntwvi frtxn il UmJ itiur iiiiPhiitii ni tint iMmou will Ayti't 1'iin, tif r rilii. All tiutn, Mavis ay 1. 0. Afr Oe., Laersll, Utss. .iiuiseiurers ! IUI (iron, siut ate. ClU-IUtr I'UTOSAL I'naln Jewel. Hookworm pin kuM for publishers, Advertising make authors, An unprejudiced critic never rends book until after he reviews It. Most of tka rose colored drrain of roiimnce are yellow-liniked. The only effective place for heroine to faint ! In a hero's anna, In novels, at lu ml life, there's ttiny illp between tbe tugagtiutu tut tut wedding trip. Mnny spring poem tins been punc .turn) wltu bum pencil. It U better to have your hero born great ttinn to lliruit gn-atnet on tiltn In the In t chapter. A good pint, agent In rntlirr to bo cIhkoii thnn n great plot. New Or leant ricayuuc. Points of View. "A man," MlJ the young widow, "usually marrlc a woman because ho love her. "And h woman." rejoined the olil bachelor, "usually marries a man be rause lie asks her." K Hlreiitintia Trat. Hp (angrily) I actually believe you would marry the Brat fool that aska rou. Hha (folinlr) Jtnl nk til to marry you ami prura Hie fallacy of your be- ll.f. Heard at Ilia Table. "I pity the poor aallor," an Id tlis sentimental boarder. "Ill la a dog' life." "Yn," rejoined tbe rtirrrful Idiot, "lie goe from one bark to another, aa It were." MiMtnrri ICnlrriinan. Kmllh lllll, lha real ratatt man, la certainly an enterprising chap. Jvnea Whal'a the answer? Hiultli lie la offering a hsiid-palntJ house with earh Id! aa a apeclal Induce ment 10 purchssera, Hupply ra. Deinnmt. Mra. !) Minytht 1 minder why old cuius la to rare auu valuable? Mra. Da June la It possible you lon't know after kstplog a ttrvaut girl all these ytaral II Wat Hkcutlcal. "I can toll the character of any woman by her hair," tald Uic wU uinn. "Notuenael" rejolneil the akcptlcn) peraon. "Many a true woman Una hair that la fnlae." No f.aiiKliliiK Matter. VnKK Dlil you over hear the Joke- about the two nioonat JiiKKa Tliat'a no Joke. I've aeen 'eui many a time. Capt. llentoa, u Kngllih anllur, N2 yeara iM, who hat tared W prnuna from itronnlua, It to hatrt a afreet organ liuuxlit for blm ao that ha can taru a llrln. ICnilUh ntwaptprr corrraonilentt art roinplalnlnr of the dliKuatliigly unclean treatment of bread on Ita May fruui the baker to the coniuuier. Let the light comt to your ryet from ont aldt or from abort, not from In front. Whentrer an rye la lajured, call in an aiperltnred oculUt at onct. Aa you ralut your aleht, avoid all luack eyt dnetor. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Km leal, IlKlilfRt ami lnntct)t Hlilmp rullr on lit limrkrt. II M llorHi power on tli nvttp Willi ihu lioracii. WrltM lur ilrMrlMl( iltUi4 ftnd irir. KUIUHSON MACMINIIRY CO, Toot ol MorrUon Htrtct iVrllantl, Orzon WET WEATHER COMFORT "I havt und your FISH BRAND allchtr (or ri ytari and can truth fun uy that I nixr bat had anything glut mt li much com. (ort and Mtltfactlon. Encloiad tlnd my ordtr tor tnothir ona." (MAM NO AOOMia OM APPiWAflON) You cm deff th hardest itorm with Towir'i Waterproof Oiled Clothing and Halt. Highest Award World'a Fair. IQOt. OUR QUARANTtt IS DACK OF THIS SION OF THE FISH A.J. TOWER 00. rrJJWCRS ollif, V. A A. t Utia. -- J0WCH CANADIAN CO. WpPS TO'ONTO, CiltDA P. N. U. No. 19-1905 IWIIBN wrltlnB to adttrtltarapltaaal Tr mantlon tlila vapor. I CUKf WhlU JtLl Ull FAIU. wt Oouih Ujrup, TftiU Uuul. Uit ia imrn.' oia vy arufleitit. A i ft WEM "Doctor, lnt thoro nnyltiliiK I can do for till" neaalckiieai" "Why, yea, Try fiirinlnir," I.lfo. .lolinny 1'iuv, what'a the real of that ' quotation brKlnnliiK "Truth U tnliflityr I'nllicr "Hcorco," I reckon. rituliuric Pott. lilt I ko to bed at lilht wltli Itlovca on to keep my lunula oft. Hhv --And do you wear your hat, too? Hartford Courant. Medium Do you wUh to too your departed hualmnd'a aplrltT Mra. W'lilf llolrvo No; I want to kco hit (lioitl Joah never had no aplrltl I'uck. ".So till) apeclallnt ald you'd havo to Klvo up NiuokliiK for n while, eh7" "Vea, and ho nl mtlil I'd hava to Klvo Ui I IB for khI." Ciilller'a Weekly. Hultor I'm Kior but houett, air. Old Itockay I don't doubt It at all, my hoy; and unlrwn you cliiiuu'o your prln clplea you'll never Ket rich. Town 'l)plca. Nail How In the world did you dit to vtr her age? Hello I naked hvr at what age alio thought a girl ahould marry, and ih promptly aald 27. I'hlUdelplila Lodger. "What la Uit chief product of tha Utilttd HUtet?" aaked Die teacher lu a European acbool. And without heal Utlon the bright pupil replied, "Mou ey." Wathlugton Btar. "X Now York man advocatea tha drowning of all Idlola." "Wliy, Uit cruel brutel 1 ahall ralao my voice lu proteatl I cr oh, ell. It doeau't matter to me." llouatuu l'oat. "What la tho tecret of your auc ciaal" aaked the very young mull. "In buying," Mid tho old horao dealer, "I look aharp, and In telling I look jint aa Ignorant aa I can." Chicago Dally New a. "It'a 7 o'clock, I'rltil Wo mutt run home." "No, If 1 go homo now I aluill bo whipped for being to late. I'm go ing to auy till II and then I'll get bon bona and klttet beeuuao I'm not drowned." I.uatlgo Illaettor. Did you tpeud money to get luto public otllcel" "No," anawered Heua tor Uorghum; "I didn't tpeud It. I gave It away, and then depended oil a decent acute of gratitude lu tho bcu edclarlea." Wathlugton Hlar. Kalr Devote 1 don't e any way to raise our church debt, except to have a lottery. Minister (shocked) I That will never have my wmcUon. madam, never, unless you call It by audience. All hla plant, his long dlspo toui other name. .New York Weekly. ,1Uotl of itf, w,re crumbling; it Old l"arty Hoy, you II catch cold If you get your fret wet lu that puddle, Hiuall Itoy Dal'a what I'm after. I'm a-golu' to speak "Upartucus to de UladUtors" at school on l-'riday, an' I wants to git mo voice lioarse. Chicago News. "Their pay la shockingly smalt for tome of our public otlldals," said tho broad-minded man. "Yvs," answered tho cynic; "but It averagrt up. Soma of tit public otlldals are shockingly small for their pay." Washington Htsr. Klnnegnn Ob, ylt, Ol can under stand bow thlm astronomers ran cat- kllate tli' distance av a ahtarr, Ita weight, nnd dlnslty and color, and all that but th thing tiiut gets me Is, bow th' dlvvle do they know It's imiue. I'uck. Hho What la the use of searching for the NorUi 1'ole, anyway? He Why, It would result lu a great saving of money If found. Bue How's that? He It wouldn t be necessary to send any more expeditious to look after It rblladelphla Inquirer. Constituent Now, Mr, Wunnour, I with you'd do your best to get my tray a good government Job. Congressman Well, what can your ton do? Con ttltuent What can he do? Oreat Scott, roan I If he could do auythtng I wouldn't be bothering you! Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs. McCall I do wlsli I could get good maid. Mra. Vandlne You might Interview mine, I think she'd bo delighted to go to you. Mrs. Mc Call Hut why dou't you keep her? Mra. Vnndlne Oh, she won't stay. Sho says she want a place whero aha won't have to many gowns and huts to take caro of. Philadelphia Press. Miss Hmytho (organizing a subscrip tion dance) I'm in despair about our dance, Mr, Ilrown. So many pcoplu i, rn,i m. You'll come, won't you? Mr. Ilrown (extremely stout) llelly, Miss Bmytliof I'm not a dancing man, I don't dauco at all! Mis RniTtho Oil. that don't matter In the loaat. You'd help to fill up, you kuowl Mr. nrown Ah yes with pleaauro. I will look lu about supper time. Punch. Odessa. Odessa Is onn of tho finest cities In Ilussla. Foundations for tho present city were inado In 1701, mid it Is built upon territory ceded to Itussln by Tur key In 1702. It bus n population of 600,000, nearly n quarter of whom nro really tho Americans of Itussln, enter prising, progressive nnd peaceful. Would Certainly Roaro ill m. It Is safe to say that tho man who had Uio first cusa of good old-fashioned Jumping toothache thought ho was n goner. Detroit TrlbunV. "This Is a gross case," snld a Man chester magistrate to a prisoner who was making his 141th uppuurauco be fore him for drunkenness. A COMEDY OP JIHQOIOM. One lllli.lrntl.il. of Hit Utter IiicOI- vlencr of KiimIuii lliile. A inirtlciilar cxnniiilu of llio Czar be- lug ucd by olio department ngalnat nnothor occurred Inat year, when tho MfUuro of the Ilrllluli mall ttenmcr.Mii- Divert by tho ahlpn of tho Itminlnn vol- tinteer licet cniineil the relations be- tween tlm two tountrle to become def- Inltely Irnliied. Tho wholo matter lay at the doors of the admiralty, tuvs a writer In McCluru'n. Their man had dono the thing, mid whether nt the In- atlgallon or tnggcntloii of hi superiors or not. tho (Irriml Duke Alexander Mlcliiielovlleh and Admiral Avellan tnada no secret of their entire approval of hit adventure. The admiralty, having a direct pro fessional concern In tho matter, was tho depnrtuieiit most consistently hos tile to Kiiglaiid, and there wna a pros poet Hint they would support their sub ordinate nt any cost. Their relations with the foreign offlce were already In amicable, for Count I.nmsdorff, with that steady (lolblc prudence which compensates him for lack of Renins, had been assiduous In his endeavors to refrain nt least from purposeless ex asperallon of Ilrltnln, and the depart ment had shown their teeth to onn an other over the question of the passngo of the Dardanelles, Ko now, when the prompt Ilrltlsh note of protest was pcrsrnted, Lamtdorff was eager to rrn drr satisfaction, while the admiralty, high In favor at court, waa determined to meet all demands with a truculent defiance. It Is Impossible to render the situs tlon by a Western analogy. It was more Uinn half a personal matter, and atnee Count Lamadorff had at the mo ment no grand duke In hand, ha had to wali with caution In opposing Al exander Mlchaelovltch. There were tome of the elements of comedy, too, for It was Lamsdorff, and not the ad miralty fire-eaters, whu must receive tho Ifrltlsh ambassador, Ktr Charles Hardlnge: and things might have been funny had not the delay In accounting for the aelxure of the ship evoked from Ilrltnln a further and final communi cation, which contained an unequivocal demand for the release of the Malacca forthwith. "It was. In abort, an ultimatum In all but form, and It lacked nothing of brief force and clearness. With It came newa from the south of the ac Uvlty of the Mediterranean fleet, and all the government knew that Itussln waa now facing a bleak alternative of surrender or war with Ilrltaln. And even then the admiralty wna triumph ant, florid with power, blindly exultant over the mess It had made In the af- alra of the empire. Alexander Michael 0.it,i, wnt dsllr to the t"ir inrt wat ii.- man nf ih moment. I-amailorff ,. w .ue Kmneror onlr at hta weekly waa only at the last moment, with tho ultimatum to answer, that he lapsed the dignity of hla office In bis polltl cnl need and went to work In orthodox Itusslan style. Do got himself a grand duke. In the person of Constantln Con Btantlnovltcli, the Ctar'a uncle a big, pleasant man who writes verses and occasionally acta Hamlet. "Kor ordinary purposes of Interde partmental politics the Orund Duke Conatantln would be Inaccessible; as It was, Ijinmlorrrs appeal to htm was an Inspiration. He has weight because he Is disinterested and as a rule unln terested In state affairs. He appeared now aa an altruist engaged on behalf of the safety of Hussla, and together they sought that veiled source of pow er the Dowager Kinpress. It was to Tsarsko Selo they went, though his majesty waa at I'etcrhof. Yet, the same evening In a certain houso upon the French Quay, I was told that tho Czar had received Lams dorff privately, had been closeted with blm for over two hours and that Uie Malacca waa to be released. "And after that," my Informant add ed, "Nicholas sent for his chaplain He will be praying all night." Next morning the embassy was sat Itfled and the admiralty waa singular ly rude to the special correspondent. who dropped In for a chat A Universe All Alive. I asked Mr. Ilurbank this question: "lias anyuung developed In your life-work, and In your atudy of the great elemental force of nature, to Im peril true faith or render dead n belief In Hod or ttie Immortality of the soul?' Ho answered: "My theory of the law and under lying principles of plant creation Is, In many respects, diametrically opposed to tho theories of tho materialists. I am n sincere believer In a higher pow- er man mat or man. All my lnvestl Rations nave lea me away from the Idea of a dead, material universe, tossed about by various forces, to that of a universe which Is absolutely alt force, life, soul, thought, or whatever name we may choose to call It. Every atom, molecule, plant, animal, dr plan et la only an aggregation of organized unit forcos held In place by stronger forces, thus holding them for a time latent, though teeming wlUi Inconceiv able powor. AH llfo on our planet Is, bo to speak, Just on the outer fringe of this Inflntto ocean of force. Tho uni verse Is not half dead, but all alive." From William S. Harwood's "A Won-dor-Worker of Science," In the Ceu tury. Transatlantic Trips. Across tht ocean with great zest How many men have fared! Home go to Europe for a rest, And sorut because they're scared. Washington Stur. When a married man laughs In his sleep his wife Imagines he Is dreaming ( that lie 1 a bachelor. THE COST OP LIVINO. Pureliaalna; Tower of a Dollar To-day and from JHIIOto ItlOO. All Important food nrtlclca except "K"1' 011(1 wtt higher nt the Iireaent time than tho average for tha 10-yer period from 1800 to 1000, aayn writer In I'earton'a. In Iooklii buck ul"m 1,10 courto of price alnco 1800 11 ' Intereatlng to dlntovcr (from (Ik "r1'" compiled by the government) that fear $1 Would buy seven and four-fifths pounds of frch beef, whlla '"I"lr 11 wl l'r'hno only alx and four-llfths pounds. That amount of money In IMO would buy ten pounds of aolt beef; today nine pounds, Of salt pork In 1S!X) It would buy nine and n half pounds; to-day a little over seven pounds. One dollar In 1800 would purchase seven and a quorter pounds of chickens; to-day less than six and a quarter pounds. It would buy ten pounds of fresh flail In 18001 to-day nine ami a third pounds. In IMS) It would pay for flvo dozen and four cirgs; to day for only four dozen mid three. One dollar In 1800 would buy nearly 17 quarts of milk; to-day less than III quarts. It would purchase In 180O four and a quarter pounds of butter; to-dsy only three and three- quarter pound. One dollar In 1800 was a fair equivalent for six and a third pounds of cheese; to-dny It will purchase half a pound less. To-day 1 will buy less than eight and a hair pounds of lard; In 1800 It would pay for nearly 11 pounds. Of cornmeal to-dsy you can purchase for that turn 38j4 pounds; In 1800 you could get 4(114 pounds. When It Is con sidered that the averago American family whose Income does not exceed $1,200 tpVmls nearly 45 per cent of Its entire Income on food. It la easily teen how great a difference Is made by a rise In prices of 10 to 25 cents on every doltar't worth of edible supplies, cover Ins meats, vegetables and practically all other eatables. As compared with the average prices governing during the period from loOO to 1000 It la reck oned by the United KUtes Hureau of Labor that hams and aalt beef have gone up 12 per cent, salt pork and bacon 32 per cent, lard 35 per cent, fresh vegetables 13 per cent, cornmeal 11! per cent, crackers 10 per cent. New Orleans molasses 20 per cent, beans 31 per cent, herrings 31 per cent, salt 21 per cent, pepper 72 per cent and currants 121 per cent Protesting Against Fate Reduction. Atlanta, Gn. The recent proposition o( J. Popo Ilrown, chairman of the Georgia Itailroad commission, to re duce tho passenger rata In Georgia from three to two cents per mile was protest ed against by the llotherhood of Loco motive Kngineers, the Order of Hall way Conductor?, and unions of the blacksmiths, machinists and telegra phers, boiler makers, railway train men, carpenters and Joiners, clerks and car men. These organizationa employ- e 1 an attorney especially to represent them, who urged that such a reduction would work against the prosperity of the stale and lead to a reduction in the number of railroad employes as well as of their wages. The Travelers' Pro tective association nlso protested that a reduction as proposed would result in fewer trains and poorer service. Her Transformation. She drank quantities of water, att a lot or starchy roods. Abitslned from exercising every day; She tstimllsted lactic and a case of malted goods. Hut It seemed her fate to have to fads away. She to mourned attenuation, with a vis age like an owl's. That a smile upon her face was never teen: While below her mouth were wrinkles. sntl above her eyes were scowls. And her noe was like a hatchet In be tween. llut ons da she fell to Isughlng in a atrange, hysteric way. Just in thluklug how ridiculous It proved: And It mellowed to a cackle that was sane enough, they ssy. Till at last slit giggled every time the moved. Why, she chuckled out her wrinkles, and the snickered off her frowns. And then took to all the things she hft.-l.ln. .in. Now she's grown as fat as butter, and has outgrown all ber gowns: But the laughs away at that disaster, too. Woman's Home Companion. llrusher It Well Paid. A woman who appealed to n charlt able society for help one day last week said her sou wus ublo to assist her If he would, "He Is the brusher, and has chargo of the bootblack chair In n hotel. Hu makes between J30 and ?40 a week." An agent was sent out to Investi gate and found tho son employed In ono of the big hotels of the city, where he has been for sir years. This young man told the agent that tho position of brusher In a large ho tel was worth nt least 10 'a week, al though there Is no salary attached to It, tt a young luun attended to his business. Hotel patrons are liberal tippers. The brusher is expected to find seats for customers if tho bar ber's chairs aro tilled, nnd to hand around tho morning and Illustrated pa pers. Chicago Tribune. Asked and Anawtrcd. Tho Maid What Is love? The Ilachelor Love Is the prelude to matrimony. Tho Maid And what Is matrimony? Tho Uaclielor Tho prelude to ali mony. PUTNAM Color mora roods brighter and faster colors uarantcca 10 give peneci results, ask dealer, icacn ana mi color, siunituc DKUU LO.. A JUDGE'S W8FE mrs. minnic McAllister Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo., writes: "I have suffered for years with bil iousness, and kidney and liver trouble. "If I caught a title cold, the pains were In creased and backache and headache were of frequent occurence. "However, Peruna cured me twelve bottles made me c healthy woman." At Other Bee Us. "Yes," ssld the young man, "1 am about to get t political Job, where I will have nothing to do but sit around and look wiser' "Well," rejoined his fair companion . In the parlor scene. "I'm sure you will be able to fill the first half of the requirements all right enough." Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh that Contain Mercury m ntrenry wtll roralT deitior the sense of mail and MmDlelelruaranaa the whola Bri tain wnen entering it tnruusa tbe tnucuna 1 aurfarea. Hucft articles si-ould never be used' tirepton prtfBcrlpllona from rtuttbls ptr-I iir.l ;.-.l,.,'.l..l..(,,l.m iciaai, me uajnBK" mej wmuoia ion luia Haifa Catarrh Cure, manufactured Ly F. J. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, o..coiitlniiiomtnnrjr, and Is taken Internally, acting direct? upon the blood and mucoui surtarea of the srsiero. la burlnrllaU'aCatarrn Curate sura you ret thegjnulne. it la taken Internally, and tnade in TUedo, Ohio, by r. 1. cteney A. Co. Tetll- aonlals free. Bold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle. UaU'a Family ItUs art iht best. Merely Hint. De Dorem (time 11:30 p. m.) Art you Interested In baseball. Mist Cutting? Mias Cutting (suppressing a yawn) Yes, to a certain extent I dearly love to see a man make a home run occa sionally. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Tho Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Trials or the Fair Hex. lie it a girl declines an offer of mar riage and becomes a spinster, she Is apt to regret It She Yes; if she marries she Is apt to regret it so what ran a poor girl do? Skaters average front nine to ten yards a second, while runners on skis have mads; as much as twenty-one yards in tho same time, and the Jumper on skis hss developed almost forty yards velocity In a second. The man who made this record Jumped 120 feet It is as imnossible to conouer the diseases Contagious Blood Poison with Mer cury and Potash as it would be to conquer the king of the forest in a band-to-hand encounter, , as thousands who have bad their health ruined nnd lives blighted through the use of these min erals will testify. They took the treatment faith fully, only to find when it was left off. the dis ease returned with more ooweV. combined with the awful effects of these minerals, such of the bones, salivation, inflammation UMia. t,A ..:-..s " t r ; i .- ........ tnua u. vjuuitvitia JJIWU I U1BUU CUICT3 luC D10OU It OUtCKly COn- taminates every dron of that vital fluid, nnd even.- tmi.ri. bone incomes, affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat, copper-colored blotches, falling hair and eyebrows, swollen glands, sores, etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover up these evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. has for many years been rccoenized as a specific for Contnfinn Ttliwi pnun - n.rr.- antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reaching in its effects on the sys tem. S. S. S. does not hide or mask the disease, but so thorouchlv nnd sss kind. Treatise with instructions for home treatment and any advice wished. Without charge. THE SWIFT SPCCIflC CO.. ATLANTA. OA. FADELESS DYES than any other de. Ont 10c padate colon orwt will tend post ptld at 10c a ptcatec. unlenvlllc, Missouri. PAIN IN THE DACK AND SIDE Quickly Cured by a Short Course of Pe-ru-na. MIW.MINNIE K. McALLISTBIl, wife of Judge McAllister, writes from 1217 West 3.1rd street, Minneapolis, Minn., as follows: "I suffered for yews wI'Ji n piln In tha f mall of my back and right tl-lc. It Inter fered often with my domeUlc and social duties and I never supposed that I would be cured, as the doctor's medicine did not teem t help me any. "fortunately a member of our Order Advised me to try Peruna and gave it such high praise that I decided to try It. Although I started in with little faith, I felt so much better In a week that I felt encouraged. "I took It faithfully for eeven week and am happy indeed to bo alio to say that I am entirely cured, "Words fail to express my gratitude. Perfect heKh once more h tkr. he-t thine I could wlsli for. and thanks to Peruna, I enjoy that now." 1'dln in the back, or on tho right sld. Hot often a physician hears this complaint I Over and over we hear women ray: "I have a pain in the email of my back. I have a pain In my right side, just be low the ribs." These symptoms indicate pelvic or abdominal catarrh. They Indicate that the bowels are not acting projierly that the liver is out of order - that the pelvic organ are congested. Pelvic catarrh that is the name lor it. Peruna cures pelvic catarrh, vt'.tn a3 of these symptoms disappear. The catarrh may be all in the ab dominal organs, when it would be prop erly called abdominal catarrh. At any rate, it Is one of those cases of internal catarrh which can be reached only by a course of treatment with Peruna. We have on file thonrands of testi monials similar to the above. It is impossible here to give onr readers more than one or two specimens of tha number of grateful and comire idatory letters Dr. Ilartman is constauty re ceiving in behalf of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna. Boom for Improvement. "I have-here," said the agent, "an alarm clock that will kindle the fire In the kitchen range and start the cof fee boiling. Can I sell you one7" "No," yawned the lazy man, "but when you find one that will pour tho coffee ont and bring It upstairs I will be pleased to consider Its purchase," FITSS KMtofvr. ! rermanenUr Cured. ?o DUM n.rTCmin,! aAr ant day's ueirlr.Kllne'i(i real Nerta rr. eiMl for trial iMtltftiwttr!!. I.ll.Il.Kllae,Lld.,UI Arvti tL, rhUadrltinta, Fa. Knew Whereof She Spoke. uranj mir iu s suoppinE, Miu the giddy maid of 33 summers more or less "epecially when there Is a bargain g-i-' ' , , ... IlnhT growled the old bachelor. "I fall to tee any particular pleasure In ret ting in a crowd and being almost squeei- , ed to death.' "That Is Just what I enjoy most." plied tbe coy maiden, as she hid glowing face, behind her fan. re her Itotherawltl Snd Mr. Wlntlow'a Soothing Byrup tho beat remedy to use lor their children during tht teething period. I An Inalnnattnn. I Tom has been a benedict for almost two weeks. "You have no idea what you miss by not being married," he said to his friend Jack. "No, I suppose not," rejoined the lat ter. "Do you count your money every night and morning?" Plso s Cure fs a reinear forronghs, cold and consumption. Try It Price 25 cents, t druggists. Kaaar About the Plc. One boy gives the following Infor mation about tbe pig: "A pig when living has four legs, but when you kill It the butcher says It only has two, because be calls tbe front legs shoul ders and tbe back legs are called hams. Ham tastes nice, and they boll It to eat at a wedding. Tbe missus sprinkles little bits of toast on It to ' make It look pretty." kirnr ot as mercurial rhranuitkin simiia of the stomach and bowels, etc. . . . . ... . . . Si vuiuiciciy cures ii mac no signs are ever seen again. S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the disease will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat ment. A reward of Ji.ooo.oo ia offered for proof that S. S. Contain!! .I inlnoml Innmlinil nf silk. wool end cotton ecjuttly weft ttdlts Writ for fret booklet hew to d, 4