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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 3, 1905)
r FAMOUS ATHLETES As a Spring Tonic to Get all 'At hides who are about to go in training; to try.'a bottle of Pe-ru-na." Glenistcr. .M I Ulenister, L)uumiiuu ev m..,ur "Iladvfie Bwlm rnr.jUKn tno Micmgan wmripooi itapius. PE-RU-IMA Renovates, Regulates, Restores a Systcrh Depleted by Catarrh, John W, Glenlster, of Trovldence, K. I,, champion long distnnco swimmer of America, lias performed notable feats In this country and England. Ho has usod I'oruna as a. tonic and (fives his opinion of It in tho following letter) ... , , , , , ... Now York. Tho Poruna Medicine Company, Columbus, Ohio: Gentlemen "This spring for thp first tlmo I' lmvejakcn two bottles of Perima, and, as it has dono me a great deal of good, I feel as If I ought to sny a good word for Its worth. "During the springtime for the last few.years, I have taken several kinds of spring tonics, and, hove never received any benefit whatever. This year, through the advice of a friend, I have tried I'enina and it has riven satisfac tion. "I advise all athletes who are about to go In training to try a bottle, for it certainly gets the system in good shape." Yours truly, JOHN V. GLENISTER. Odd Anlmnl Ijaws. When a doe was unlawfully killed In countries dilTerlug so widely as Gcr- matiy'nml Arabia tho owner of tho nil i luinl used to bo Jiuleninlllod In tho fob lowing manner: Tho dog was hung up by tho tall, with tho point of Its muz zle touching tho ground, and tbo man who had committed tho offenso was obliged to pour over it corn or flour until tho carcass was completely hid den by tho heap. This heap then be came tho property of tho man who owned the dog. In Syria there was a specially curi ous variation, for If It were a street dog thatj was killed the flour was raada lnuR'brcad and given to Its fel lows. Ha 'doubt this nroso from the valuo attached In thoso old parts to street dpg8as scavengers. Ily the old Welsh fatvs of Howel tho damages for killing aanlmal belonging to another wero assessed In tbo same odd man ncr. Notes on the May Century. Gonoral attention is being called mora and more to what seems to bo a widespread religious awakening. Now it is Australia or Wales or Now Zea land that is affected; then amazing re ports come from Korea; noxt, perhaps, jL ore extraordinary returns from Los An- goles) Atlanta or Pittsburg. These conditions will be discussed by Henry It. KUIot in the May Century under tho title of "Tho World-wide Spiritual Awakening." .Mistaken Kindness. Jack Hello, old mnnl Awfully glad to seggyou. Jlcro, take off that coat and put on this smoking jacket and mako yoiirbolf comfortable. ' Dick Den co tako ltl Do you mean vto Insln unto tlint I don't feel comfortablo In a dress suit? OLD SORES . Nothing is more offensive than an old sore 1MiUJDKWWO that refuses to heal. Patiently, day after day, it Is treated and nursed, every salve, powder, etc., that is heard of is tried, but does no good, until the very sight of it grows offensive to the sufferer and he becomes disgusted and mor bid. They are not only offensive, but dangerous, because the same germ that produces cancerous ulcers is back of every old sore. The cause is in the blood and as long as it , remains the sore will be Some years ago my blood becsme poisoned, and !,, " ! tn ' the doctor told me I would have running sores for there and continue to grow. m and that J th were closcd he feeuU worse and more destructive. w)ujd be Utal, Under this discouraging report I The fact that thousands of ie(t off their treatment and resorted to the use of old sores have been cut out S. S. S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying, and even the bones scraped, It took only a short while for the medicine to en - and yet they returned, is in- tlrely cure up the sores, and I am not dead as the disputable evidence that the doctors intimated I would be, neither have tho blood is diseased and respon- soi'If,r kroen ut w Vvlwa' cible for the sore or ulcer. Wh1InS. W. Va., May a8, 1903. Valuable time is lost in experimenting with external treatments, such as salves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs and poisons in the blood must be removed before a cure can be effected. 8. S. 8. cleanses and purl es the circulation so that it carries rich, new blood to the parts and the sss exhilarating tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part of the body in lood healthy condition. Book 011 the blood, with any medical advice wished, ithout charge. WE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAt PE-RU-NA the System in Good Shape j.iU uui. .vin.etu ni nueoebo.uiiy ATHLETES realize the Importance of keeping In good bodily trim. The digestion must bo good, the cir culation perfect, sleep regular and enough of it. If tho slightest catarrhal condition of lungs or stomach is allowed to re main, neither digestion nor sleep will bo strength-sustaining. Those who lead very active fives, like athletes, with good muscular development, find the spring months especially tryirg. Athletes every where praise I'cruna because they, of all men, appreciate tho value of a tonic that dispels phys ical depression. The vocation of some men may allow them to endure the depressing feelings Ir ddent to spring weather, but the alhlc'e must never allow himself to get "under t e' weather," He must keep In tho "pink of condi tion" nil tho time. In order to do this he must avail himself of a spring tonic upon which ho can rely. Therefore Athletes are especially friend ly' toward Peruna. Pcruna never fails them. Mnn to Ho Dlseaso Proor. It has already been suggested that tho appendix should bo removed from every Infant as a routlno measure. Hut this is clearly Insufficient, says tho Ilrlttsh Medical Journal. Tbo surgery of tho future must include. far more than this. Tbo tonsils and turbinate bones of tho nose must bo cut out, because they may harbor germs. What Arbuthnot Lano calls the "human cesspool" (that is, tho large Intestine), must ' bo removed a Ions with a considerable part of tho upper portion of the alimentary canal, be causo It won't be needed when wo be gin to Hvo on M. Bcrthelofs tabloids and pills. Tbo too readily decaying teeth will bo pulled out In early Ufa and the germ-proof store variety In serted. Tho falling human eye will be anticipated by spectacles In early youth. Deficient moral sense and de generacy will be treated by ventilation of tbo brain and removal of the offend ing areas. Thus protected against the perils of civilization, the man ot tbo coming centuries will be nblc In bis Journey (brought life to defy the countless ene mies that seek to rob blm of health sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. Philadelphia Record. Somewhat Different. Fond memories of the long ago Coma back with songs I used to sing; But when songs I send to publishers Come back well, that's Another thing. As Kxplnineil. Husband I wonder why men's pock ets are so easy to get at, wblla women'i are so dllllcult? Wife Oh, that's easily explained. A man has no business with a woman's pocket, but a woman has with a man's. That's tbo answer. PAY GLOWING TRIBUTE TO sore or ulcer heals permanently. 8. 8. 8. not only removes the germs and poisons, but strengthens the blood and builds tip the entire system by stimulat ing the organs, increasing the appetite and giving enercrv to the weak, wasted constitution. It is an A friend In need will keep you broke. Philadelphia Record. "Do you really believe that Job suf fered from bolls?" "I really believe he did If ho had 'cm." Cleveland Plain Dealer, No man ought ever to write a love letter without thinking constantly how It will sound when It Is read out loud I11 court Somervllle Journal. Kthel Are you suro .he has never loved before? Kdlth Yes. Ho told me to go round to the Jeweler's and pick but any ring I wanted. Judge. Singleton Do you dodge when your wife throws things at you? Wcderly Certainly not. Do you supposo I'd take a chance ot getting hit? Hobby How much footwear do you wear out In a month, Tommy? Tommy Two pairs of a shoes and a pair of my mother's slippers. Chicago News. Physician Your ailment lies In -tho larynx, thorax, and eplglott'i. IIollI gan Indadel An' me afther thlnkln' th' troublo was In me throat. Ham's Horn. "Seo that man? Well, sir, he landed In this country with bare feet and now ho's got millions." "Oee whlzl he must be a regular centipede," Philadelphia Ledger. "Well," remarked Hercules cheerful ly, as he gazed up at Atlas, "you seem to be bearing up pretty well, even If tho wholo xorld Is down on you." Princeton Tlgor. Languid Leary Dcy tell me dnt Esquimaux cat soap an' t'ink It's a luxury. Perambulating Pete Well, dat's w'ot It Is. It ain't no necessity. Sis Hopkln's Book. Old Friend Is your part very diffi cult to play? Barnstormer Well, rather! I'm living on one meal a day, ana playing the role of a man with the gout. Detroit Free Press. Dorothy Isn't It horrid? I've Just llscovered that my dolly Is stuffed with sawdust! Dick Pooh! What of It? Lots of respectable people cat break fast food. Chicago News. The Woman George, this Is the an niversary of the day on which I prom ised to be yours have you forgotten It? The Brute No. my dear, I couldn't But I've forgiven It Cleveland Lead er. Customer Say, what kind of a crazy novel is this, anyway? It begins with tho last chapter and ends with the first Bookseller Oh, that edition Is Intended for ladles only. Chicago News. M if kins Wasn't Benedict's death rather sudden and unexpected? IMf kins Well, It was sudden, but not uec. essarlly unexpected. His wlfo had Just graduated from a cooking school. Chi cago News. Mrs. Crawford This lovely Easter hat cost mo only $C5. Don't you think I look pretty In lt'r Crawford I'll bet that 08-cent lamp-shade you bought the other day would be Just as becoming to you. Judge. Merchant Do you think you know enough to assist me In the office? Smart Boy Know enoughl Why, tho last boss I bad was compelled to let me go because I knew more than ho did. Chicago News. Flnnccan Oh. yls, 01 can under- sthand-bow thlm astronomers can cat kllate th' distance av a' stharr, Its weight, dlnslty and color and all thot but th' thing thot gets mo Is, bow th dlvvlo do they know Its name? Puck. Aunt Nancy Don't say sho dropped tbo iocket lu her bosom; that isn't mod est; say she dropped it in her neck. Lucy I see; and Instead of saying that the man unbosom himself, 1 must say ho unnecked himself. Boston Trans script Mrs. Spenders I wonder what will be tho popular styles In bonnets next summer? Mr. Spenders My dear, wo men's bonnets will be divided Into two styles, as usual tho stylo you don't like and tho. stylo I can't afford. Royal Magazine. "Don't bo so lazy. Thcro's plenty of room nt tue top, anu you re cievcr enough to get there." "But," replied tho lazy genius, "think how clever It Is of mo to find n plnco nt tho bottom, whero thero Isn't so much room." Philadelphia Ledger. "I think," said the prison visitor, "It would Do helpful to you If you would tako somo good motto and try to Hvo up to it. "xes, saiu 1110 convict. "now, I'd like to select, ror instance, We are hero to-day and gone to-mor row,' "Philadelphia Press. "Your daughter's music Is Improv Inc." said tho professor, "out when sho runs tho scales I have to watch her pretty closely." "Just llko her father," said Mrs, Nurltch. "Ho made his money In the grocery business." Philadelphia Public Ledger. Cottager Do you ever 1'nrn folks ter paint plctcrs llko that there, sir? Artist Oh yes; sometlm'cs. Why do you nsk? Cottager Well sir, this 'cro boy o' mine alnt fit for nuthln'. bo that thero delicate '0 can't do no 'ard work; an" not belli' quite right lu "Is 'cad.,1 thought as 'ow this 'ero 'ud bo a nice, light occupation for 'o. Punch. "No," said tbo Impecunious one. "you can't believe all that you seo In tho newspapers." "Aro you prepared to specify?" tho other man naked. "I am. I saw a statement lu tbo financial columns that money was easy, but when I tried to negotiate a toau I found that the reverse was true." "You misunderstood tho paragraph. It did not suy that people were easy," 1 Judge. Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Then your blood must be In a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take it Ayer's Sarga parllla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Weknow what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. This 1i the flnt qne.tlon your doctor would a.kt "Are your bow.li rKulr?" Ileknow. tint dally action of ttia boweli ! absolutely ea.entiatto reenrery. Keep your llreractwe and your bowel regular by UkUig laxative doieiof Aycr'al'llla. Alio nanufaotursri of J HAIR VIGOR. 7 f 0 TQ AOUG CURE. Lf&iO CIIUAY PECTORAL. Another Point of View. Hyker As Sliakspeare says: "Jesters do often prove prophets." Pyker Yes, and he might have truth fully added that prophets often provo jesters especially political and weather prophets. t'other! will end Mrs. winiloVs Boo tiling Syrup the best remedy to use (or their children during the teething period. Key to the Situation. The sherill was standing 011 the corner with a large brass key In his hand. "What's that big key for?'.' asked the Inquisitive person. - , "That," answered the sheriff, "Is the key to a clock factory. The proprietor let tho business run down and I've got to wind It up. See?" Effects of Prosperity. In the six years of the country's greatest prosperity, from 1807 to 1003, average prices of breadstuffs advanced 155 per cent, meats 23.1 per cent, dairy and garden products 60.1 percent., and clothing 24.1. AH these were products of the farmer and stockman, who profited more than any other "lass ot the community by these advances. The ' miner benefitted 42.1 per cent, by that advance in the average price ot metals. The only decrease in the average prices of commodities in that period was In railway freight rates, which decreased from .708 per ton-mile in 1807. to .703 in 1003, a loss of 4.4 per cent. The report of the Interstate Commerce com mission shows that the avorage increase in the pay of railroad employes in that period was a trifle above 8.5 per cent. 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