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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 26, 1904)
Toilers of the Columbia By P71VL. DE LANEY author ot "Lord ot the Desert;" "Oreion Sketches," anil other Pacific Const Stories CHAPTER VII. Toilers of tlio Columbia. "How Is tlie atorni7" Tretty litgli, father, but not bo high as It was a wcok ago." "I ilo not believe I can go today, my child." "Vcll, father, I will try It alono. Dan Lapham fishes a trap alone, and I believe I can do so, too." "Oh, no, my child. Dan l a strong young man. Ho has not an equal on the bay, and you are my frail littlo girl. I Know you are willing and your strength at times seems to be super natural, hut you could not fish ft trap alone. It is out of tho question." "But Dan's trap is near ours. You know ho often helps me when yon are tired and I would help him this morn- Inginietarn fot his services. lou arn not able to go, my father." "But I will co.' said tho old man as ha dtew himself feebly from the bed. "My child, this work is getting too severe for you. ior more than a year you havo had to pull at the oars and your task has grown gicatcr until your strength is over-taxed. Day by day I grow more feeble and day by day the harden Is increased upon your should ers. If I could only complete the link that still is missing I would place you where you could continue your studies and the old man that I am would spend his few remaining days in comfort as your ward. I know, Sankala, that you would not begrudge me so small an amount if it were yours." "No. father, it should all be yours. I have only one desire, and that is to place you where you shall have rest. You need rest, father, you need rest. No one nearly so old as you toils on tho Columbia, ind yet you go day after day, and often when you are too leeuie even to stir. Listen, the storm rages this morning I You should not go at all." Thus spoke Sankala to Rtngwold. Another year had passed in their lives. The price of fish had gono down under the bard times and close competition and Ringwold had for many months been unable to make a support for the two alone. In fact, he had struggled beyond his strength to keep Sankala in school and the crash was close at hand. He was now giving out his laststiength. Often ho would become completely ex hausted and He (or a lime in the bow of the fishing boat while the girl work ed on alone. It was on these occasions that good-hearted Dan Lapham had come to their rescue and asaisted poor Bankala to do her work. She had become hardened to the work, however, and frail as she was she could handle a boat and draw in the web of the fish trap with the skill of the average man. It was not her strength that did it, however. It was her will power and a nimble, quick motion of an expert nature that women possess over men. Twice this morning had Itlnwgold fainted while Sankala was assisting him to dress and she had revived him and carried on the work. The child was accustomed to this and did not real lie how serious was the condition of the old man. When the fishermen reached the beach the waves were coming in with a rush. They threw the drift wood fur ther back with each pulsation. Out in the darkness through the mist and the rain the white caps could be seen leap ing about like the salmon they were pursuing. The strongest fisherman paused this morning. They were often compelled to remain ashore until late and even over-day. But this was always a disappointment. The fish ran better when there was a storm and the hard times now urged the tollers on their duty. While the men were thus pausing from indecision Ringwold and Sankala appeared. Without seeming to notice the dltturbed condition of the bay they shoved their boat Into the watei and while Ringwold steered Sankala threw her oars agaiuEt the seething current. They gradually mingled with the dark phantoms which danced upon the eea until they were lost from view. The fishermen had become so accus tomed to the dangers of tjieir life that they thought but little about it. What to the stranger would havo appeared foolhardy was to them duty and choice. But the storm this morning was unuEU ally high and that intuition akin to the instinct that protects animals from de struction, warned the fishermen to be cautious. But when Sankala braved the waters with her aged companion the most dar ing of the fishermen followed. Dan Lapham, smarting under his former timidity, was first seen to shoot out In his boat in pursuit of the two who worked a trap near his own. Then one by one the others followed. The fish traps weie constructed along the entire north shore of the river, which Is Baker's hay, from Cape Dis appointment to McGowan's Point, a distance of a dozen miles or more. The middle of the river was the divid ing line. Tho river Is the dividing line between the two states and the fisher men from the two states claim their rights, even to a hair's breadth, Tho fishermen on the north had traps while those on the south had nets. The cannerymen on tho south side of the river owned most of the nets and old Seadog owned most of the traps on tho north. The fishermen were em ployed by the day on the nets and given so much for eacn fish captured. The trappera were employed by the day or worked the traps on shares. All the fishermen used row boats peculiar for their work. Save with rare excep tions the boats were manned by two, both at the nets and the traps. One was called the puller and the other the fisherman, While the latter tended Ills nets or traps tho puller guldod the boat to suit the work. Tlid nets were known aa gill nets. These were stretched out their full lengtn In the water, which was many feet and oven yards. Floaters wtre placed along tho top of tho net at proper distances to hold it In position while sinkers cairled tho bottom ot the net deep Into tho water. Tho mesh es of the net were ol such sire aa would permit the entranco of the avergo fishes head. When once It entered tho mesh es tho gills wero fastened and the fish held prisoner until removed by the fishermen. The traps, one of which Ringwold and Sankala tended, wero constructed diff erently. A large figuro-was formed In the shallow water by the driving of piles. It represented a heart and on either sldo extended long wings. Tho wings enclosed n semi-circle facing the ocean and Immediately in the rear of whero they como together was the large heart. A netting, railed web, was stretched along the piles from the sur face of the water to the bottom of the bay. By this means a perfect heart with wings was perfected. The valve of the heart opened im mediately at the conjunction of the wings. This was at the sharp point ot the "V" which is formed at the top of tho heart. Aa a trap for fish it is a success. The salmon come up from the ocean and enter the mouth-of the river fresh and strong. They run in great schools and follow the shallow cha inels laying their spawn as they go farther up the stream. When the noses cf the fish strike the web forming the wings of tho heart, they follow the wings to the center. Hero they find their way through the opening into the heart. When once into tho heart their capture is com plete. They circle about the place passing the same apex of the heart through which they entered without ever discovering it as a means of escape, and are thus held as captives until the fishermen take them into their boats. They sometimes enter these traps by the hundreds within 24 hours. They range in weight from five to SO pounds and larger. It was such a trap as this that San kala and Ringwold tended for old Sea dog at wages barely sufficient to sus tain them at best. CHAPTER VIII. A Morning of Disaster. "Hello, Captalnl" "Hello, lookout!" "The sea Is high and the fishermen are venturing out." "All right, I will send out the men. Cape Disappointment lite saving station nestled beneath the rocks of the cliffs that extended far out over the eea. Many a mariner had met disappoint ment here. For from the sea the spot looked like a place of refuge from the storm. But be who dared to trust it had often been dashed to death against its walls. Shaken and addled, as it were, while crossing the river bar, the mightiest rovers of the deep had been broken up here like glass upon the rocks. It was the treachery of itaappearance that gave name to the place. It was the great loea of life that had caused the government to establish a life sav ing station at the foot of the cliffs. But the life savers had a double duty to perform. The purpose for which they were originally placed there was insignificant to the duty that later de veloped. They were provided by the government to watch incoming vessels and save the Uvea ot ship wiectced sea men and travelers on the deep, but later it was found that a hundred calls came fron those whose lives were spent on the river to where one came from thote who lived on the sea. Like guardians of children the life (avers stood npon watch and aa the fishermen came and so were they on duty. From the early hours of morning un til nearly noon, and from early after noon until late In the evening the fish ermen dotted the river in their tiny boats and struggled with their nets verging on the very danger line where ocean and river met. Once aciosS this line and the frail craft of the fisherman was at the mercy of the undertow and many a toller was dragged to hie death ere the government protectors of life could reach the spot in boats prepared for the purpose. The lighthouse stood unon the high est point of the cape overlooking the sea. Beneath Its shadow stood a small structure barely large enough inside tor one man to stand, tarn about and sit down. It waB built of glass save that itt framework and roof was made of iron. The glass was thick and al most as strong as Iron for it required strength to withstand the terrible storms that beat upon it from the sea. Its furnishings were a small stove, a stool, a pair of strong glasses and a telephone. It was occupied night and day by one man at a time. One was on watch from noon until midnight and the other from midnight until noon. Not oven a light was allowed for It was not neoded by day and by night It would blind the watch so that he could not look out upon tho ocean and river. Throughout the day he peered out through his glasses over the sea and river and bay. At night he followed the great revolving light In the light house above his head anil watcued lor objects on the water while he looked further out lor the smaller lights 01 vessels. It was on the morning that Sankala and Ringwold had put forth Into the storm that tho convoreatton took place over the telephone between the look out and tho captain of the life saving crew recorded at the beginning of this chapter. The lookout had seen tho small craft battling with tho surf on the bosom of tho bay In the dim light shot out from overhead. He could feel the storm blowing againBt tho structure which enclosed him; be sides the register showed a high ve locity of wind. - It foreboded a day ot hard work. Fishermen would venture forth In dangerous storms and this compelled tho life savers to stand on constant guard. They would enter their bonis and beat along tho danger lino like sentinels to keep the fishermen from rowing to their ibath. And In spite of this precaution scores find watery graves at tho mcuth ol tho Columbia oyery yeat. As the fishermen fought theli way cut on this stormy morning the life snveis shot out from under tho cliffs toward the bar. Here hordoilng on the danger lino themselves they pa trolled tho river to rescue those less rapablo than themselves to withstand the receding tide. "Hello, cartaln!" "Hello, lookout!" "Signal distreM off west end ot Jetty Sand Spit. A boot Is heading fur tho breakers!" "Ring, bing, bing!" went three guns. "Hello, captain!" "Hello, lookout!" "Signal distress oft Pacific rocks. Boat seems to bo capsined aud men clinging to upturned hulll" "Ring, bing!" went two guns. After a few mtuuutes pauro tho cap tain's 'phono rang again. "Hello, captain!" "Hello, lookout!" "Signal distress off Dlsappontmcnt rocks! Boat ihoving for breakers like a rorxet! Girl at the oars; 1b powciless think it Is Saukala, tho old chemist's daughter." "Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing!" rang out five shota from tho cliffs be low. This was the most dangerous point at the mouth of the river aud was called the hell gap, for It was here that so many fishermen hau lost their lives. The swift receding current for lied a sort of maelstrom at the point of tho rocks and when once fairly in its clutches boats wtro swept like chaff into the breakers and disappeared llko shot thrown into the water. The life savers knew the signals as well as their alphabet and rushed to the rescue like firemen to the call ol fire. And when the signal came tor Disappointment rocks the sturdy bcye lying off that point bent to their oars with all their might. The life savers wero divided up into crews and each of these divisions cov eted given points. The men selected tor the most dangerous places were the most experienced and dared the ele ments as veteran soldiers face the death line in battle. While the rescuers were hurrying to the calls of distress the captain had as cended to the Icokout's station. Day was already dawning and whilo signals were given at night by the discharge of firearms, they were given in day time with flags from lookout point. With the advancing day the river and bay presented a busy appearance. A speck here to tho natural eye was revealed through the strong glasses to be a fisherman's boat struggling with the nets or waves. Some weie going, Bomo were coming. Each was oblivious ot the other. One was dashing to its ruin at another point and life savers were going to Kb rescue, while the men in danger were olten unconscious ot the fact. But in the work which was so com mon as to bring no excitement to the veteran captain of the crew he sur veyed the waters as a general does his battlefield. This morning, however, a change came over his face. He saw a frail fisherman's boat being swept toward Disappointment rocks. Standing up woikinghei useless oars with all her strength was Sankala. The glasses re vealed her firm features and while she looked into the Jaws of death she was as calm as the rocks which awaited her approach. Ringwold lay motionless in the boat. Whether dead or asleep the glasses did not disclose. It was evident that they had. never reached the fish trap for the boat was as empty as it had been when they had first started out. The captain raised the signal flag high above his head and waved it five times in succession. But here the life boat which was giving Sankala's boat a stern chase, passed behind some rocks that had Just hidden her and several seconds must pass before they would appear again. (To be continued) Titles or Doubtrul Origin. Continental titles save of the high est sort have beeu viewed with sus picion In this country, but those of Kngland have been accepted with al most as Implicit faith us Hank of Kngland notes Inspire. Yet the her ald's college lately made the remark able assertion that many persons oro using bogus titles In Kngland and that others are using titles to which Uiey havo not established their claim and probably could not bring any satisfac tory proofn. Anil the editor of IJod's Peerage admits that there are between fifty-six and sixty buroncts whoso claims would not bear too close scru tiny. For example, an ambitious and re tired business man named Smith may rind In some secluded part of the country some land formerly owned by some extinct family of Smiths who had jiossosscd a title. He buys tho property, quietly claims descent and coolly assumes tho title. In London such a course would probably ho ex posed, but In tho country people aro loss suspicious. Nor In such Imposture, It seems, contrary to English law. It appear also that many of the tltlos which onjoy long standing woro as sumed In some such way, perhaps cen turies ago, and owo whatever vulldlty iliey have to long use. A general scru tiny of Hngllah tltlo might hu it very painful thing. Springfield (Mass.) Re publican. Iloroitlty. Illnks Speaking of heredity, do you remember Forrester, who bought some wild land and turned it Into afarm? Winks Yes; ho was tho inventor of a very effective stump puller. Illnks Just so. Well, his son Is a very successful dentist. An Angry Landlady. Boarder No. 1 What's that loud thumping noise In the kitchen? Hoarder No. 2 It's tho landlady ham mering tho steak and wishing It was tun beef trust. Chicago Tribune. Mayor McClcllan asserts that he would prefer to be Mayor of Greater New York than Governor of the Euiplro Stats, AN AUTUMN REVCIRE. 'TIs autumn and oft together, Over the hill and away, We go In golden weather. My lady and 1, to-day. And lt on the hillside sunn; Where the purple grape hang low And watch the cloud n-Hoatlng by Aud their shadows come and go. We hear the clear pipe of autumn The call of tho hiding quail And m the Hash ot gold ns ho tiles Over the old feliec rail, My lady's face Is dreamy. And her thoughts seem far away, As she twines the leaves for a cartaml. To trim her hat to-day. "Of what are you thltiklug?" I ask her, And she lifts her eyes so brown; "t was wondering," she nald tho mis chief! "Will the new hatbrlm turn up or down?" Millinery Trade Review. "$ft5SSS5 11 PALMISTRY. T rVI! T.,i.ia ill.) H I Imt-K il lilm ttlni-n th.'it 1 m-e htm a debt of gratitude which I mver, never can rvpay. Ills reply, that he would rather I owed lilm something which 1 could repay, touch ed me deeply, but had no other immo dhtto result I must give you his namo In full: Jnmes Arthur llrockleluuk. Perhaps some day will tlnd me teaching my children to Up that dear name at their mother's knee. This Is whut they' do (u novels, though 1 should not think 'llrocklebiink" ullows of much scope for lisping. Still, there It is. It was nt n fancy basilar. Most of u.s at the hall were helping In some way. Our dear hostess was selling what are those things that ladles buy? while her daughters had sweet and scent and tobacco stalls, mid so forth.. I thought nt first that I was the only unemployed one until Jnuies strolled tip. "Hello," lie said; ''you're doing nothing." "I wonted to help." I exclaimed. "My idea was to keep n tobacconist's stnll, and then one could smoke clgar ctes nil the time. The assistants In shops always do that to udverthe their goods." "O! And 1 suppose assistants In sweet shops out sweets all the time?" "Of course." "Have you ever thought," ald Jnmes, reflectively, "what n tired time the right-hand man of a butcher must have " "Look here," I said, "did you come to talk rot like that to me?" "No; I want you to have jour for tune told. There's n palmist here." "Rut I haven't a fortune." "You don't want one. Halt a crown's enough." I went with him under protest It wns a very dark tent Into which we plunged, and I could sec no fortuno teller. "Where Is she?" I asked Impatient ly. 'The other side of the curtain." said Jnmes; "but you mustn't go In. you put your band through there, and she Is on the other side. Of course. If she saw you, It would spoil everything." "Who Is It?" "Never mind." I put my hand through. Some ono took it, and it seemed us though she were going over the lines of my palm with n pencil. "You aro quick-tempered, slow minded, thin skinned " "Fat-lienihd, go on!" I snld bitterly. "Just you wait till I seo you." "I'm nwfully sorry," said ihe voice. "I don't think I have the right hand." "Of course you haven't It's the left." "Yes, Hint's right. Oh. I see! I was looking at It upside down. You uro modest, clever, athletic and of nn ar tistic temperament." James laughed unkindly. "Did you laugh?" asked a voice. "Certainly not!" I replied. "I wouldn't think of such n thing. Rut you are only saying things I know al ready. Won't you tell me my future?" "You will bo married within a year." I gasped. "Did you gasp?" asked a voice. 'That was the impression I Intend ed to convoy. Hut aro ,yoii sure?" "Quite, quite sure. ' The lino of tho heart says so." "Heart linos, old chap!" snld Jim, nudging me. "What did you say?" asked tho voice. "Nothing," I nr.swcrod. "Whnt you heard was a .hitherto honored mid re spected friend being kicked. But I say. tell me. When shall I bo en gaged?" "Before, tho end of the week." "HI! Jim, quick!" I shrieked. What's tho day now?" "The thirteenth," said Jim, I shot a glanco of scorn nnd loath ing nt him. "Sorry, old man," ho said, hurried ly. "It's Saturday." "Why good Lord then I shall get engaged to-night!" "Why not?" asked Jim. "Why not? O. you Idiot! 1 She's not even In Die house. She's In London." "Who Is?" "Who? why O, nobody. You seo whnt I menu. There's nobody In tho house that " "It's no good," said James with a grin. "You'vo given yourself nwuy." I turned back to tho curtain. "Aro you still there?" I nsked. "Aro jou there, aro you there, aro you there, nro you " "I'vo finished, thank you," camo tho voice. "Rut nro you qulto sure nbout being engaged by the end of tho week?" "(Julto, qulto euro," said tho voleo a little shakily. James and I went out "Who Is she?" I nsked. "I didn't recognize tho voice," "Oh, she'd take good caro about that" "Well, anyhow, It's impossible,"' Tv'o entered the refreshment tent GEORGE riUSBIE GEORGE F. HOAR Vfi'iiim - M"'''iitHniwviv- In tho death of George Frlshle Hoar, of Massachusetts, the ITnlted States Senate loses one of Its most honored nnd lutltleutlnl members and thn coun try a statesman of a type which Is growing rare. It has been snld that tho chlefest of a nation's liars Is he who writes the epitaphs of a nation's tlead; yet the work of the ninn who chisels "Stnlesmnn" on the monument of Gmrge Friable Hoar Is as ruggedly honest as Is the enduring stone. Senator Hoar was one of the few surviving representative of tho "old school" which domlitatid In public nffalrs before the era ot so-culled com mercialism set Its seal upon American polities. Like Webster and Clay and Sumner, of niitc-hctlum days, nnd llko Trumbull mid Morrill and Vest of thn later period, Senator Hoar revered tho Constitution and measured his Amir leanlsm by the Declaration of Rights. Willi him, us with them, kiIHIcs wus a sentiment In which "business" h.id no (dace. Senntor Hoar wns splendidly equipped for his xisltlon ns n leader among American statesmen. He was of scholarly tnste ami Inclinations. Ills gen eral learning was vast and his familiarity with the details of national admin istrative work wns extraordinary. While not mi orator its the word Is usually accepted, he had the eloquence that eoines of sincere conviction and thn ca pacity for Intense feeling. He will ho remembered not so much for those gifts, however, as for his determined devotion to principle, his high Ideals and his absolute freedom from any sort of participation In Hie gnino of jtolltlcs ns played by the average politician. In this ho has set n standard of disinterested patriotism which Is altogether too rare. nnd drank thltms. Jim tried to bo facetious nliout my tapldly approach ing engagement. He even misquoted poetry to me. Things about lovo and so on. "Did you make that up jonrself?" I said wearily. "It'a very bad" "Why, It's Shakspcare, man," ho said Indignantly. "O, I thought It wns you." "I don't mind having It," ho said. "Kindly observe the new Swan of Avon." "Aro swnns such great drinkers, then? I didn't know." "You're In n nasty horrid tenqier. nnd I shall leave you," said llrockb; bank. I watched him go through the door of tho tent Some one was coming up. lie went on ami spoke to her. It was lady. lie came duck wiiii ner ami brought her up to me. Good I,oriS. It was Kate! "Ho'll give you tea," said James. "I must go. flood-by." He raised his hat nnd went off. "It Is Impossible," I said. "Well, what's the matter?" nsked Kate. "Aren't you glad to see mo?" "Go away. You're 111 London." "I've Just this moment come. You knew I wnsoomlng, didn't you?" "No. I've hardly seen utiy one. I've only Just come myself. Why, what trnln "Never mind the truln." snld Knte, hurriedly; "I wnnt some tea." Wo had ten. All the time I was wondering If I dared "to put It to tho touch, to win or loso It nil." At lust I took out a penny and tossed It. If GENERAL STOESSEL, DEFENDER OF PORT ARTHUR. General Stocsscl, tho defender ot Port Arthur, hna becomo tho Idol of the Russian nnny because of his defenso of tho fortress. General Stocsscl has an excellent military record, Ilo fought against tho Turks nt Plevna and at Schlpka Pass, and also won promotion in tho Turkestan campaigns. He commanded a corps before being assigned to tho Port Arthur post, and was at tho head of the Russian forco that, In 1000, aided In crushing tho Roxer rebellion and In relieving Tien Tsln. General Stoesse! Is about CO years ot age. HOAR, STATESMAN. It turned tall, why then, so would I. Rut If not "Heads," said Kate. "It Is. That settles It. After nil. who nm I to blast tho reputation ot a rcspoctnhlo and. for aught I know, beautiful palmist?" "I don't know what you nro talking ntxiut." complained Rate. "Knte," I said, Impressively, "It's written on my hand" and I showed her my hand "that I shall get en gaged to-day." "Is that what they call shorthand?" "It's palmistry. The line of heart has dono something exuberant." "Well, I hope she'll have you," said Knte. "Do you think she will?" "You should nsk her." "I am," I snld. and I took tier hand. "Dear, do you think she will?" "1 don't know," snld Kate, looking down. "Perhaps shn might." "Only perhaps? Kate, say you're sure she will." "Quite, quite sure." said a voice. .Something In the words struck me. Shn . looked up nt tne with a smllr. Ihcn I began to understand "Knto!" I cried. "Isn't It a beautiful day?" snld Kiite. lllnek ami White. Let n man talk with married women nbout the freedom enjoyed by widows, mill he will bo shocked to nolo that they poem to line the Idea. Wo bellevo we never knew any ona who didn't talk too much about the weather. WriUNOION'S VIEWS ON AltT. j Sir George llnyler, tho court painter to the late Queen Victoria, n at ono Hum Invited lo Nlrullillt'ld Hnye, tho homo of tho Dllko of Wellington. Tho dllko had promised htm silting for his portrait. The following ex tracts from the painter's diary, prim ed In the London Chronicle, give nu amusing glimpse of the duku's Idea on art. He lold Sir George tlml them was ono subject for a painting which ho would like to see dime we I, because he considered that It would by u gl'it moral lesson, He said; f , "We uh Informed Hint nil tho mil tunls of the eienlloii had lieoii mildo Tor our use, but wo don't know how to reduce some of them to obedience: tho lion, the ro.utl tiger, thn hyena, and others; hut Van Aniburgh him elTeete I this. What I want Luiidocr lo point for mo Is Van Ainhiirgh- he Is u line, athletic until surrounded by the ani mal he has so well known not oulr how lo render obedient to hlui-elf, hut also to Iho In pence with each nlli. rr: Van Atuhurgh standing upright, n r hi figure of a mull, with these mil. mills lying round him, and tint lamb nt his feet, for he places the blind be tween the lion nnd tho llgi-r, and they dure not touch It. "This I not nil you see. Ill nn ad joining cage these ferocious beast nto together, not Injuring each other. This is education; this Is the great moral lesixin." Then he lamented that l-'dwlu Land sccr's health had not permitted him to paint this plcturo for hlui, and repent ed thn description of Van Amhurgh's prowess. Sir George nl so sny that the duke nmumil the company very much by an account of his attending divine tcrvlcn In Loudon always nt eight o'clock In tho morning at Ihe Chapel Royal; Hint he never found more t tut it the oillclnt Ing priest and n sort of Abigail, and that he, tho duke, always acted ns clerk; that lie uniformly went through nl! tho responses with u loud vnliv. een to the amen. He said. "I supp If the people of Uinilon knew Hint I, his Grace Hie Duke of Wellington, rvg lllarly attended ns clerk at the ('Impel Royal every Sumliiy, they would in least not leave risiin for me even to get In." thus appearing quite nwure of Ids own gieat popularity, at the sumo time recogulxlng in himself the hinn bln Christian who goes to pray and who Is willingly clerk In an empty chapel. HUN OA R I AN 8 F 6 7NE OH O E U . Fnrctunrr Ilrciinilnif foutiilout mi Hi. Ml.l..lipl. It I enough to iiiako alt the old Mississippi River men who have pass ed nway mid gono to their reward stir In tho tomb could they know that Hungarians nro to lie substituted for negroes a mustatmuta on the river. We cnunot Imagine these silent tnct turn littlo men of central i:uroK mak ing tho moonlight night ooal with Uielr minstrelsy on tho lower deck, or scrambling with each other for nick els thrown by sportive passengers. Nor shall we lieltevn Hint the iimto dare unwind tliut panorama of pictur esque profanity at hi long, wavering, undulating lino of roustabout ns they ii'Oie from deck to shoro with Hid car go. The darky roustabout hear thino objurgations with n Joyous and appre ciative ear, nnd wpIcoiiips n burst of originality In It by rolling tho whites of his eye expresMi ply at Ids fol lows, or. If It Is particularly moving, by n loud "Yah, yah, yah," that I ro ward enough for the objiirgntor. Whnt will the Hungarian care for tho exple tive wit that stir Ihe responsive negro heart so deeply? Ho will not under stand It, and It he did Ills perception cf the humor of swearing t not of tho open and ready nature of Hint of tho sou of Ham. He would get mad nbout It. Kverythlng I changing on Hip river. The passenger aro not I hit same, the boat are smaller, tho table fare I sadly scant and luxury has long hIiico departed. St Louis Globo-Dem-ocrnt Oldest Army Melody It Is thn old music, after all, that puts the life Into marching fit't. for It carries the tradition of marching In Its melodies, say the Boston Tram script. Ono of the oldest of tho tunes tho band played on n recent occasion wub "Tho Whlto Cockado." This Is u historical melody to Americans, though mnny American may not be nwiiro of tho fact. It was thn liino to which the farmers who tired tho shot henrd round tho world ninrched when, they determined to force the paHngo of tho bridge at Concord. Possibly It wim the only tune which the drummer nnd tlfer of dipt Isaac Diivl' 00111111111 knew, but tho fuel that It was played Is historical. The popularity of the tune I proof that n melody inado for ono party I locogiilzisl ns good by all If It ha tho quality of being singable. "Tho Whlto Oockado" was originally 11 Jncoblto tune, but It 11111 do 11 goo-1 ninrch for tho descendant of Hi Hngllsh Puritans April 1U, mr, when Cupt. Dnvl bndo hi musicians Rtrlko up. As they wero tho first Ameri can forco that over ndvnnced to bat tle ns Americans "Tho Whlto Cock ndn" Is tho oldest melody of tho Amer ican nrniy. Keeper of Iho King's Health. Sir Francis Hnnry I.nklng, to glvn him Id full namo, I Iho most (rusted of tho King's medical advl 'om; ludcod, ho occupies at King Udwurd's court tho sumo position us did Sir Jnmox Held nt that of Queen Victoria; Mr Francis In clenn-dhau-n; ho -has 11 keen, open fnce, and 11 broad) well shaped brow. Llko most great, pliysl chins, ho ha n hobby, that of collect ing geological specimens, Ilomeo and Jullot Up to Date "Romeol Romeo!" sobbed tho swar thy Juliet. "They will not to lettn na love-n una moro, My people tolhi 1110 I mils' notta marry you." "Whnt I caro?" replied Romeo, unv ngely, "I wilt frown doesa liomb on dit fron' porch. I will blown yourn peoplu ull over deosa ward." Nowarlt Now. A good woman li usually too good for any man but fortunately h doesn't know it