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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 5, 1904)
Jill Humors Aro Immro umltcrs which llio skin, liver, kidneys mill oilier oralis cm not talto enro of without liolp, tticro li iucIi tin ncciiiiitiliitlon (if tlicm. Tlicy llltcr thu wholo syntetn. I'lmplca, hoi In, cczuinik uml other eruptions, loss of npiictlto, Hint tired fcellnjf, bilious turns, 11 In of lnill(ev tlon, ilull headaches ami many other trouble! nro duo to them. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Itomovo nil humors, ovcrcomo nil their rffccls, alrcitgtlien, tonu and lnvlorato tho whola system. "I liail nil rheum un nijr limits to tint I could not work. I took llooil'a Hsrsaparllla ml It iltnva out t)ia liumur. I continued Its uio till tlia lores illsnfix-nrtil." Um 1st 0. IIkoith, Itiimforil Falls, Mo, Hood'a Onrsnpnrllla promtioa to euro and Hoops tho promise Tlllr. of llouliirul Origin. Continental tllle save of Uie liluh rut sort linvi) Iiim'U viewed with mi) pldoii In tills country, lint Oioso of KiikIiiikI luivu liccii inrriili-U Willi nl most an Implicit fill III ns lliuiU of J.iikIiiimI iioli-s Inspire, lut tint lirr- nlil's colli'KO lately made tlio remark ii bio Assortloii Unit ninny persons urn iislni; Iiokiis titles In IIiiL'liiml und Hint otlivrs nro iislni; titles to wlilcli tlicy lut vw not oitiilillalird their claim iiml prolinhly could not lirlw? any satisfac tory proof. Anil Uio editor of I)od' l'eflriiKn udmlts that tlicni nro between llfty-slz mid sixty bnronets whose c Indus would not bear too eloio scru tiny. For example, an ninblllutis ami re tired business in nil nnmcd Hmltli may find In soma secluded part of tlia country somo lands formerly owned by some extinct family of HmlUia wlio lind possessed n title, Ho buys the properly, iiilelly claims descent and coolly assumes the title In London sucb s coursn would probnbly bo ex posed, but In Uie country psoplo nro less suspicious. Nor Is sucb Imposture, It seems, contrary to KngllHli law. It appears also Hint many of the titles which enjoy lontr stumllng weru as sumed In some such wny, perhaps cen ttirlea sko, and owe whatever Tntldlty they have to Ioiir use. A ceneral scru tiny of ICiikIIsIi titles mlRlit be n very painful tltlnir. SprUitfleld (Mass.) Ite- publlcon. Sure Cure ol Last. Monllcallo, Miss., Oct. 3 (Special) I.awrenco county Is in almost dally receipt of fresh evidence that a aura euro for all Kulney Troubles lias at last been found, and that euro is Dodd'a Kidney l'llls. Among tlioro who bava reason to bless the. Great American Kiiluey Item edy is Mrs. I.. K. llagKcU of this placo Mrs. IIaKi:ett had Dropsy. Dodd'a Kid noy l'llls cuiel her. "1 was troubled with my kidneys," Mrs. IIakkcU invii in recommending Dodd' Kidney l'llls to her friends, "my m ino would loudly pars. Tlio doctors raid I hail Droiay. I have taken Dodd's Kidney l'llls as dlractod nnd am now n well noman. Dixld's Kidney Tills cure tho kid noys. Cined Kidneys strain all tlio impurities out of the ulocil. This means punt blood nnd sound energetic body. Ilo Id a Kidney Fills aro the itrenlest tonic the woild has ever known. Old Joko True. The old Jokes nbout the antiquity of tho ballet slrl have cone out of fnsh Ion, nnd It la not likely Hint they will bo revived now that tlio ballet bus bo- coino so much less Important than It used to be. The show Klrls who II R- nro In contemporaneous musical pieces lire, an a rule, too ROoddookliiK to ml mlt of any jokes on Hint subject. So tlio reality of thu situations existing In some of thu comic opera choruses Is for that reason moro Intcreslliit;. A fair member of ono organization Is tho duiifther of nnother. Mother nat urally occupies n somewhat Inconsptc nous position In tho line. Daughter, on tho other hand, Is rltht down In front In tho benuty row. Kho Is ouly ll, no her relative In tho company Is not so old na thu relation suKKcsts. In nnother company tlio mother of ono of tlio principals Is In the choruk, In a theatrical troupe Hint played hero last winter tho wife of the lending man tued to bo tho prliietpul lady mper. il s Columbus, Ohio, May 20, 1903. Six years ago I bad a severe attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid up in bed for 6ir months, and tho doctors I had did mo no good. They dunned med icines every week and nothing they pre scribed seemed to help me, Finally I be nan theusoof S.8. S. My knee and elbow joints were swollen terribly, and at one time my joints were so swollen and pain ful that I could not close them when opened. I was 00 bad tint I could not move knee or foot. I was gettlng discour aged, you may bo sure, when I began S. 8. 6., but as I saw it was helping me I contiu tied It, ami to-day I am a sound well man nnd have never had a return of tho disease. 8. 8. S. purified my blood and cured me of tills severe case of Rheumatism after everything elso had failed. I have rec commeuded It to others with good re sults. H. II. Chapman. 1 355 Alt. Vernon Ave. The poisonous acids that produce the In flammation and pain nro absorbed into tho blood and Rheumatism can never be con quered till these are neutralized and fil tered out of the blood and system. 8. S. 8. poen directly into the circulation and at tacks the disease Itself. It purifies nnd re stores the blood to a healthy, vigorous condition. It contains no potash, alkali or oiner strong min erals, but Is guar anteed entirely vegetable. IWrlto ns and our physi cians will advise without any charge whatever, sent free. The Swift Spoolflo Company, Atlanta, Ga. in n I A MOMILII'.S I'HOILSSOIISIIII'. ; tilnco It Jin become tho fashion for rich 111111 to endow elwilm In milters! ties, almost every kind of professor ship has bveomv tho recipient of such attention. Tho urentest of them nil, however, has Ikhii overlooked, .mil sllll I111 m ouly Us tin turn I endowment drawing Its salary In "lovo mid 11 (fee tlon," ns the old deeds say. In 1111 ur tleio 011 tho women of America Hie Outlook tells of 0110 occupant of this worthy nenilumlc chair. In u book storo In n little town In Wlseonsln similiter heard a woman nskliiK for a book for children dealing Willi phi nt life, n copy of Kuurno Vlold'a "I.ove Koiiki of Childhood and a vertical writing-book, Ihiru tlilnirs which to her disappointment tho store did not contain. "I do so win l the thliics," she mild rndly. "1 live fifteen miles out of town, nnd ns my husband had lo eomu In to day I arranged to couio with lilm and L'et them for tho children." "I suppose they need them for school?" Mild tlio visitor. "Tor their lessons, nt nuy rate," the woman corrected. "They don't gn lo school. We llvo too far 11 wny for them to wnlk, nnd the horses cannot be i wired to take llism back mid forth every day. I tench them myself." "You dol" "Yes, 1 feel Hint 1 nm perfectly capable. I wns a tencher before my marriage, nnd had tho regular normal training." "Hut how do you find time?" "It Isn't always easy. A farmer's wife my huslmnd I a farmer- Is n busy person. Hut my children must have schooling. 1 nm clad I urn able to rive It to them." Her two little Klrls were scvon nnd nine yenrs old, respectively. 'They nro quit absorbed In naturs study Just now," she said, "and I did so want a book nbout plant-life!" Tho stranger, who was waiting for a train, volunteered to send the books on from Minneapolis, and Uie offer was gratefully nccepted. Then the mother told moro about her little school. "Wo hnvo half of our lessons In the morning;," she ssld, "after the break fast Is over, and Uio house In order and the little Klrls hnvo washed the dishes. After dinner at noon- -we havo tho other half. 1 do not keep a servant, so, besides teaching the chit dren to read and write, I must nlso leach them to be my helpers alwut Uie house. You see," she concluded, with n smile, "I nm obliged to bo a 'pro fessor of tlilngs-ln-general. " I"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"! ,I"H"I' l"l J"!1 J ! '5l"l"l I THE SIOUX MOTIIUUN-LAW, fill ! H'fUfU'l II H II H-H-H- It Is one of Uio oldest customs of the .Sioux Indians that the son In-law shall not look upon the face of Ids moUior-lndaw. or communicate with her nuy moro tlinn la absolutely nee- rsary. This custom Is probably the outerowUi of family brawls nrlsl-ix from their crude way of living, hud died together In hilts and tcpecx. At nil events, Uio plan seems to work well. When, In case of sickness, or by In vltntlon from her daughter, the moth' ciMn-lnw visits tlio family of her sou In-law, a partition Is usunlly mndc In the hut or teepee by menus of a blanket, behind which the mother-Ill-law retiree whenever Uio son-in-law approaches Uie home. In the Cflso of John Night Pipe, a young bridegroom living Ln Ten Horn's camp on tho reserve, the ln visible mother-in-law was a source of great disturbance. Although ho never beheld her person, Uio sound of her scolding voice euslly penetrated the blanket wnll. John made several fruitless efforts to dlslodgu his mother- In-law, and send her to her homo on tbe other part of the reserve, but without avail. He dually decided to appeal to the Indian agent for rcllof. This la his letter: 'My Dear ltespectnble Friend 1 hnvo a few words to say to you, nnd they are Uint I am sorry to myself. 11 Is an old woman thnt makes me very sorry every dny bemuse sho talks wlUi bod, bad words nlwnys to mo, and never gets rented with her touirue, nnd I hata this kind of business, the had words, I mean, holding them nl wnys with her tongue Hint wny. Now, If you will sending your po- llcoman to take this womnn to her camp, I will bo your truly friend with n, good heart, sir, and we will living happy ngnln, Now this Is all nnd this Is me. "Your ucqtialntnnco friend, "Mil. JOHN NI01IT I'll'K." The letter proved cflet'Uve. The dis turbing moUier-ln-lnw wns sent to her homo In lllnck Moon's enmp, nnd the young people were left ln possession of an undivided teepee. Tho story, which cornea direct from nn Indian ugency In, Dukotn, proves that the mother-In-hiW Jolto Is not wholly the fabrication of tho comic paper. . He Hud If ell It. Singleton Did you over feel thnt you were nn Insignificant atom ln the great plan of Uio unlvorso Uint you wero really unnecessary, so to speak J Wodderly You bet I hnvo and I never felt It moro strongly thnn 1 Did Inst night when I got homo nnd found my wlfo. discussing tho fnshtons with n couple of her women friends. Very llaloful. ninrn Miinimn. that vouin: man sii y b ho loves 1110 so much ho will oven got down op his knees after wo are 11 fried. Mother Ornclousl I guesH ho meiini ho Is going to do tho scrubbing. You better hnvo iiinu I'ltyulcitl Hiipporti Kfniliruttu Yt?n. l)u Hum rivh lin useil to nupport MIsa Verno In "Homoo uml JuHetto." i,riirttillnti ITn'a rlL'liK T)iii lml such a illtuHy bnlcony u eupo Imd to s t uml ijouiua aim noiu a up. At tho Concert, Ida How dhl your Undo 111 ram en- Joy tho claunlcal program? Mny Not nt nil. Why, I woro out bhoo prompUni; him vhou to np h Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of the! Young Woman's Temperance Association of Buffalo, N. Y., strongly advises all suf fering women to rely, as she did, upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "DiAn MM. PttntnAU! Your medicine Is Indeed an Ideal woman's medicine, and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I aulfercd misery for aovornl years, being troubled with menorrhagla. My back achod, I bad bearing-down pains and frequent headaches. I would often wake from restful sleep, and In such pain that I suffered for hours before I could go to sleep again. I dreaded tho long nights as much as the weary days. I consulted two different physicians, hoping to get relief, but, finding that their mediclno did not seom to euro me, I tried your Veffctahlo Compound on the recommendation of a friend from tho l'at who was visiting me. " I am glad that I followod her adrlco, for overy acho and pain Is gone, and not only this, but my general health Is much Improved. I have a flno appetite and havo gained In flesh. My earnest advice to suffering women Is to nut away all other medicines and to taUo lydla E. Plnkhnm'u Vege table Compound." Miss Nellie Holues, MO No. Division St., Iluftalo, N. Y. niss Irene Crosby, prominent In Social Life in East Savanah, Ga., adds her testimonial to the value of Lydia E. PInkham's Vegetable Compound. Remember thnt every womnn Is cordially Invited to wrlto to Mrs. lMnkbaiii if there is anything about her caso or symptoms sho docs not undcrHtand. Mrs. PInkham's address Is Lynn, Mass. Her ndvlco Is free, and is cheerfully given to any ailing woman who asks for It- e euinot forthwith New York's Clasulo Clllnn. New York Stnlo Is full of cities nnd towns of classic nomenclature. There must havo been a wave of Oraeco- ltoman loro when tho christening of municipalities took place, with n by product of Aslanlsm as a seasoning. There aro such names as Home. Troy, Athens, Cairo, Syracuse, Ithaca, Sparta, Italy, Greece, Egypt, Tyre, Memphis, Venice, Florence, Corinth, l'arma, Milan, Nnples, Hector, Ovid, Delhi, Delphi, Diana. Paris, I'ompey, Illon, Palmyra, Palermo, Mnratbon, Mycenae, Napoll, Nineveh, llabylon, Itomulus, Slloam, Smyrna, Utlcn, Vir gil, Homer, Cicero, Ceres, etc. Mothrriwltt And Uxi. WIntlow't BootMnr Brrup the Ul remedy touio lor their children durlDK the teething period. ' Heredity. Blnks Snesklnc of heredity, do jou remember Forrester, who bought sums wlU luml and turiml It Into s farm? Winks Yes; he was the iuveutor of a very effective stump puller. lllnks Just so, Well, till son Is a very successful dentist. State or Ohio, City or Tout do, l.UL'AH I. 1117 NT T. Frank J. i'iiknky mkoi oih that b fi tvth vonlor partner ot tho flrmot V. J, chemcy A 1.0., auuiK uuMUCfi in xao tjuyorioistio, uoun- imv the Finn Of ONK itUNDRKI) DOLLAUS for VRvn una vtvtj cumj ni l atahhii iiiKii-atuio. vc curva vy ine uie ui ii all n uatarhh imir. Bworn to before tno k'mI iubncrlbeil In inv pretence, this Cth dty oPJ)f ceioler, A. I)., Ibt4, At UltCAEilMi (I1Lj Notary 1-ublle. Ilall'i Cntftrrh Cure li tlfcen Intern&llr. and sou directly on the blood snd muroiu iurfaco4 ol the vyHtom. Sund for iitlmonlali. free. K. J. CIIESKY i CO., Toledo, O. pom ur iiriiKviaii, toe. Hall's V.uitiy Villi are tho U'lU Queer Plaoo Air a Maenslne. An American traveler who explored tho northern part of Siberia states that ho found In the hut of a Kor.nk peas ant a picturo of Mayor Dlx cut out of n copy of Harper's Masailnc, Tlio XIayor's picturo was entlironed on a wooden shrlno, and adored by tho Koralc and his family u their house hold deity. This Is probably the most extreme caso on record of veneration for a mae Rzlno page. Hut fifty years ago In this country it was not uncommon to Und a slnglo copy of a magazine bclug read by fifteen or twenty families overy mouth, and regarded by till as an in fallible authority. It la Bfiliftbat when the Shah ot Torsla visited Knglaud soveral years ago It was 0110 of Ills chief delights to buy a dozen magazines and "read tlia pictures," As thero nro only about 3,000 pcoplo In Persia who can read and write, his amazement at Uio num ber of magazines la not surprising;, Woman's Homo Companion, The barbers ln Cuba lather their pat rons with tliolr hands, from a bowl made to fit under tho chin, A brush U not used. Apnnft FORFEITI'fecinnolforthwlthiiroJnesttitorlelnil ltttirsai U' iMlUaoulali, which will pro" their atxoloU ganolntntu. OuUUU Ljdl E. I'lnkh.ia M.J. Co., Deab Mm. PiNKnAH : "It always gives mo pleasure to find an article of real value and unquestioned merit. I have found JOydiu E. l'luUlinm's Vegotablo Com pound well calculated to relieve and cure tho various troubles arising from Irregulari ties and menstrual pains. " Much suffering could bo spared If we only paid mora attention to proper living and diet, but as long as women do not do this, your Vcgotalilo Compound has como to tho front as a true friend ln need. I have been very pleased indeed with the relief it has brought me. I Dnd that I have perfect health now, and that my mind Is also more clear and active since I used your Vegc tnlilo Compound. It has been of great benefit to me, and I gladly recommend It. Very sincerely yours. Miss Irene Cnosnr, 313 tost Charlton St, East Savannah, Go." crojnts tht orltfnil ltttirs and ilcnitnns et . Taking Illm at Ills Word. "I didn't do It, your honor." "But two witnesses here say they saw you pick his pocket" "I'll tell you how It was. judge. We wero ou Uio car coming homo from the races. I remarked that I wondered whero I wns golug to get the price of a night' lodging and this gentleman replied: 'You can search me.' Well, 1 searched him. Nothing wrong In taking a man at his word, Is thero" Kansas City Journal. rirn rrmanntir iaim. nonuornerroaiDeai f 0 aftfrfimdaT'iuiaorDr.Kllne'iUraalNero ltalorr. Hnd for rreaSS trial bouleandtraatlaa. Ur.lt. U.lillDcI.tJ..f Arch 81.. miladalphla, I'a. Canes and KtTect. "Now, that Is what I llko to see," observed tho rural merchant to the proprietor of the great department store. "All your clerks are full of vim and energy." "Yes," replied the proprietor with a sarcastic smile. "We closo at noon to day and they are getting ready to go out" Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Donr Slgnnturo of iea Pac-Slmlla Wrapper Balow. Very ,mall aavd aa Mf to take as a ajar. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIUIIIESS. rOR DILIOUSMESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR C0HSTIPATI0I1. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FORTIIECOMPLEXION tsflants I Purely Vefe taWoviWSS 1 juiuiuj mora CURE SICK HEADACHE. n ... Mill ; , H UNI BiVN m uwvw ui in tiiusa. ouiti or uruvuiia. Kagit--im,',iii Ji.Kwa ABSOLUTE SEBliOX ICARTER'S flVER pjUs. I MwJ THE, Tlio Ilody. Wo oro not bothering, about what kind of a body we ore to have after the resurrection, but about tho kind of body wo have now. Her. I. M. Ifolderman, Haptlst, Now York City. Americanism. True Americanism means Individualism, and to bo truly patriotic we must make the most of ourselves, morally, Intellectually and spiritually. Itev. T. 8. I.cland, Meth odlst, Victor, Col. , In Ills Imago. The greatest honor God did to man was to make him In Ills likeness, and the grenteat dishonor man eau do to Uod Is to make Ood ln mini's linage. Ilcv. V. V. Karrlngtou, Iluptlst, Pittsburg, I'a. The Hlght Way. Most of us know very well the way In which we should go, and our moral perceptions of truth nro quite as clear as can be expressed In any sermon. Itov. 13. A. Hanley, Haptlst Cleveland, Ohio. Church Ilcneflls Mankind. The church tend to lift men up and give them material prosperity. The morality Inculcated by the pulpit puU men In tho way of business suecesics. Iter. II. II. Tyler, Disciple, Denver, Col. Always tbe Same. The truth docs not change; It Is eternal and Immuta ble. The teachings of Jesns do not change; they are tho same yesterday, to-day and forever. ltev. Ilobert J. Uurdette, Haptlst I-os Angeles, Ca!. Extravagance. The majority of young men with whom I have been acquainted ln the last twenty years were living so extra vagontly that they dared not contemplate marriage. Iter. L. A. Banks, Methodbit, New York City. The Ladder of Christ The rounds are an essential part of a ladder, and we are coming more and more clearly to realize that all Christian manifes tations are substantially one with Christ Her. W. F. Ilalnbrldge, Con gregatlonallst New York City. The IUght to Exist No child has a right to exist unless there Is a pros pect of Its possessing a good bodily constitution, and being well cared for by Its parents until capable of earning Its livelihood. Iter. J. U Scudder, Congregationallst Jersey City, N. J. Recreation. The physical, mental and moral forces cannot always be on a strain. Recreation means to recreate, and when recuperated those forces are better able to perform their respective functions. Iter. George Scholl, Dutch Reformed, Baltimore, Md. The Orthodox Hell. Neither tyrant nor fanatic ever conceived a more dia bolical scheme than that of the ortho dox "helL" If the Supreme Being tor tures unbelievers with unquenchnble tiro, then Nero was but a feeble 1ml tator of His. Rot. F. W. Taylor, Unl versaltst Brooklyn, N. Y. Economy of Grace. Christianity Is that dlrlnc economy of grace which makes a fully developed man with deep convictions and who realizes that the business of life Is to live, from a divine Ideal, a practical life of useful uess ln the world. Rev. T. A. King. Swedenborglan, Cleveland, Ohio, Satan. Satan Is not a devil. He Is the God-sent adversary for trying and strengthening of a great moral nature. Christ's temptation Is natural and nor mal. Ills experience Is universal ex perience. In this He was the great type ot us all. Iter. N. SI. Waters, Congregationallst Brooklyn, N. i. True Happiness. The ambition for bucccss Is creditable. But It Is fre quently forgotten that the term Is a relative one. Many degrees of It are not attainable by all, nor are they sentlal to felicity. True happiness con slsts In acquisition and not ln posses sion. Iter. A. II. Studebnker, Episco palian, Baltimore, Md. Modern Science. There are a great many who fear to let their minds run out ln the direction of modern science lost they come upon a stumbling block to faith. I feel sure that the largest truth of God will be amplified ln the progress and learning of the day. Bishop D. A. Goodsell, Methodist, South Nor walk, Oonu. Levels of Truth. Truth has varying levels of revolution llko ascending steps each one equally needful nnd Important ln Its place, and each reach' Ing up to higher reaches of knowledge, Nature bears Its own testimony to eternal truth, and through nature we are led to nature's end. Her. A. A. Ross, Christian Scientist, Denver, Col. Spiritual Worth. Your friends may flatter you and tell you you are flue and noble and great. Your admirers may say you are successful. But you and I know that our true Judgment Is not to be found thero. We must not take these noisy voices to bo the voices of final worth. No, every man, every home, every community, every nation has Its ultimate judge In the spiritual. Rev. L. M. Clark, Presby terian, Brooklyn, N. Y. Decision. Decision of churacter Is a prime element of success. It Is In dispensable In all departments of la bor. An undecided man accomplishes nothing. This principle holds ln tho realm ot spiritual truth. In whatever way spiritual truth has been communl catod to man; God always reasons with him from principles which aro universally rocogulzed and applied In tho natural world. Iter. T. S. Samp son, Iluptlst, Pldladelphla, Pa. Iteut Trluiiuluur. Tho Chicago mini wns about to start for St. Louis. "I'd llko to get myself ln trim," he remarked; "I 'wunt to tako In the 'Pike.' " "Oh, you don't hare to get yourself In trim." renlied tho St. Louis man. "you'll get trlmuiod enough when you get thero." Whou a girl has n girl visitor with all klndB of glad clothes, the parade on tho main Btreet begins earlier, and covers a more circuitous route. OLTVI X Tnngtit Julian a Iieason. Not long ago, whllo a case was be ing heard before, tho Supremo Court of Germany nt Breslau, ono ot tho witnesses made a remark which dis pleased the presiding Judge and be ex claimed angrily: "You arc an Impertinent fellow and I've a grout mind to punish you," "You have no right to use micb language to me," replied tho witness, "for I'm Just ns good as you are, and If yon weren't on the bench I'd teach you n lesson for Insulting mo In this manner." Enraged at being publicly affronted, the Judge stopped the proceedings at once and sentenced the offensive wit ness to three days' Imprisonment for conlempt of court "Pardon mc," said the Incorrigible witness, "but. If you know anything of law, you must know that you can not sentence mc unless you obtain the consent of the other Judge." This wns true, and the Judge hur ried oft to get his colleague' consent In half an hour, however, he returned and coldly informed the amlllng wit ness that his colleagues did not agree with him and thnt consequently ho need not consider himself under ar rest For forty year's riso'a Care for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 26 cents. 8o Convenient, Mrs. Urban How you must enjoy liv ing In the country. I suppoa you can get all the fresh fruit and vegetables you want Mrs. Annex Ob, ye. Such a nice ped dler comes out from the city three times a week. Brooklyn Life. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of Wherefore. Mrs. Dlx (who has been abroad) Is young Gotrox still paying attention to your daughter; Mrs. Hlx Oh, no; that Is n thing of tbe past Mrs. Dlx What was tbe trouble? Mrs. Hlx They were married lasf month. "Keeley uouor-hoivhine-tobacco VarrrJX HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED aiAVicroit nn I partvtji kH imm mUTitcrmTr.- sosn.AWD.osr, Mlaerlea or Wealth. Blnks There Is a man who can afford to hang his overcoat on a fifty-dollar ball rack. Instead ot suspending It from a nail In the wall. Wlnks How do you know? Binks His overcoat is humpbacked. coooscooooaososossecoesoso 2 9 S e For Cupboard Corner I St. Jacobs Oil g Straight, stronc. sure. Is the best 9 household remedy for Rheumatism O neuralgia sprains M T.iitrtliniln Ht-iiise!: 6 Dacltache Soreness 6 Sciatica Stiffness g Price, 25c. and JOc. eaoaooooeeoseeoeoaaeaoeoM , "CYCLONE" EISQ1NES Write far Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. "DIO'iNT HURT A IS WHAT We can extract one or alt your tee'h with rut hurtlutr a bit, and put in new t.eth the ante day li you deilre. Our ayitera ot cruwn anl brldff work 1 lmple, quick and painleti. Feventeenyean'oxperlenceln plate wo k enablei ui to tit your mouth comfortably. We have feetlnga at well as you. 1 en evenings tilt 9 Sundays from 9 to 1. Phono Main 2029. WISE BROS., Dentists U not carrlcJ by local jroceri, wrltoVi'aJnama'Ko., wbo will adrlM where obtaluatile. Avers j To bo sure; you oro crowing old. But why let everybody sec It, In your cray hair? Keep your hair dark and rich and postpone arje. If you will Hair Vigor only use Ayer's Hair Vleor, your cray hair will soon have all the deep, rich color of youth. Sold for 60 years. I em new over M rears ntd. a,nt I here t thick, icIomt hemt or Ion Imlr which li a wonder lo rrr one who acca It. A)l not a rar hair In It, all dne to Arer'a Hair Vltror." Mas. II. iu llusiis, lleclda, Minn. 1'rnfennlonal Becreta. Lawyers aro men who work with a will; At least, so the doctors say. Bnt the lawyer's work doesn't begin un til The doctor has pared tho way. To Break In New Shoes. Alwajraihake ln Allen's Foot-Eaae, a porrder. ltcurea hot, sweating, aching, awollea feet, Cnrea coma. Ingrowing natla and tmnlona. At all dniiorlita and iboa Horn, IV. Imn't accept anyaubatttute. Ramnle mailed FREE. Addreis Allen 8. Olmited, La Roy, N. Y. A Ilopelees Case. "lias George ever hinted that be has thought of you as a possible wife)" ask ed the anzions mother. "No," replied the fair girl, with a far away look In her eyes, "and I'm afraid he never will." "Why," said the mother, "I thought "Never mind what you thought, man mi, dear," Interrupted the Slaughter. "Only last night he complained ot feel ing weary, and It wasn't 0 o'clock." OKEQ0N PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL! SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLAHJcorpiof teacr locution, build Intrequlpment the LeL Bendiorc- alogne. Term OponH Soptomber 18,1904 Positions Guaranteed, 3,0OO forfeit flacetl with a National Dank to make good any failure en our patt, Leisona by mall, practically free, write today for catalog. Beute! Business Colleze. TACOMA. WASH PRICES THAT TALK. Best t-alvanlzed itanJarJ wrounhtlron ptpe Inch. tVJU per 1W fo U uat gaWanlzed itandard wrought Iron pipe, 1 Inch, 17.9 per lw feet. All ilie In black and raUanlzed pipe at lowest market prlcei. Wood pumps capacity one larrel per minute, H Kubber. leatber and canrai telling, hoie and packing at whole ale pricen. Write u for your wants In the machinery line. Irritation planti ipeclalty. Rcleraon Machinery Co., Port land, Oregon. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wnndrrfol Cht doctor It raited gtrftt bcim be cum pfople without opera ttoi. thavl arff1ru on to die. Jle cur with tbiKM wondtrftiL Lht ttrtm brrba, root, bodn, trta and vtrtftbla that an eotlrely art known to medical ed. rnce in thu eo mtrr. Ibraiurti ih um a Iboa harmltaa remedlt th.a fatnoua doctor know tba action or oTtr fc different retn dlft, wblrh h ancrruUy aa la different diwft. !! caarBDieee to cure cauarh, aatiV nia, long, throat, rhrumatlam, nerroueness, Btomach, llTer, kidneya, eld baa hundred of teetlmoDlala. Charge moderate. Call and him. Calient a out of the city write for blatika and rJicular. Wend atarup. CXlNdUlV T All U.N Mta-iW Al)lJltfcM TheC Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. ISi Alder St.. fOA.td. Orev.t. P. N. U. No. 41-1904 3 TT711KN writing to adTertlaers pleaa if meniitm cilia paper. RUSSELL " THRESHERS BIT THUY SAY t0S-1,iFM,nt'NoTooli White Hairj