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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1904)
No Appetite Means loss of vitality, vigor or tono, and is often a pre cursor of prostrating sick ness. This is why it is serious. Tho best thing you can do is to toko tho great altcrativo and tonic Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. It Win IliMiurtl llrmkor. Three fellow traveler In tlio stnok lug room of a fimt triiln were discuss Inn Ilia speed of trains. "1 wns In ii train once," mild tho first in nil, "Hint bent ovvryUiliiK I ever roilo In fur speed. Why, It went mi fust that till) leli'W'Upli poles nt Ilm nIiIii of the track looked llko an liiiiuuiise flue toollieil eotiib." "Tlinl' nothing," snld tho second tmvvlvr; "I riMiii'tnber rldlnc In nil ex press on Uiu nnil Hint went nt mich n unit Hint Ilm trli'irrnpli poles lookrd llko n solid board fmire.' 'I'lio Uilnt matt mnilu mi cxcliimntlon of liiipiitloncp. "All, you follows ilon't know wlint liluli speed on rnllronil In. Why, I traveled went from Chicago taut month In n Iruln Hint went nt mich n puro thai When wn pnssi'd aiiuio nlternnts lleldi of corn mid hrnu they looked llko sue- cotash!" Harper's Weekly. Shoiillno Their Praises. I'rlnriuiliil, Minn., Aug. 22 (Hperlnl) Cured of Hlmhler mid Kidney Trim lila niter '.'0 yenrn of suftVrlng, Huv. 11. II. llnUli, of tlila pUco, In telling the puullo tlm good news nnil shouting tlio jiinlmn of tlm remedy Hint cured film IhHld'n Kidney l'llln. Kwv. Mr. Hutch ays : "I linvo been Buffering from Illndder mid Kidney Troulilo (or "(I yenrn nmt I linvo tried ovcrytlilng Hint people mild would do ino Kood. Hut notlilnn did mo nny good except DodiJ's Kidney I'llls. " linvcn't full n pnln tliiro I took Dalit's Kldnry I'llln. Tliey itnvo me licnllli nud I feel llko a now ir.un nllo Ktitlier. Dixld'n Kidney I'llln mo tlio bust I i-vor lind." All Urlnnry mid Illnddor Tioublcs ore cniiKvl iy dlfcawd kidneys. Tlm nntiirnl wny to cue tlicin In to euro Die kidnnyn. Dixld'n Kidney I'llln never lull to euro dlM-nsed kidneys In nny atngo or plnco. They itlunys euro ltackncho nnd they nr tlio only lemcxly Hint ovi-i cured Urlght's Disease, There ere few paupers In Japan, Ev erybody work), mm It la considered n disgrace to In supported by your rein tires wtillo you have ttit ability to earn your onu living-. For coughs tut colds there la no better medicine than I'lso's (Jure for Comuuip tion. l'rlco 20 cents. Wlioro Women An Itutod. "Art there cluba for women la tlili town?" naked tlio autTradit from the Hut. "Certainly not," replied the callant Westerner. "Wo cnu IianJIa women without cluba." Chicago I'oet, KcflcyUOUOR-HORPHINC-TOBACCO 'ifube "BITS PERMANENTLY CURED c.viu ron run maticuims tWaaKMnillTIKSIIIUir POWTLAND,OWr, tVhy la Till" Tliua? Wo aea tlia player on the plot catch vary whlitluv ball; lilnh ball, low ball, irniuuiler hot, ha catcboa oua add all. Hut It la atranne, wa do declare, thla aalf-aaina catching atnr, will cliait him aalf for bait n junro, yet fall to catch hla cnr. Tor Your t'fifrct Comfort. At Hi HI. Unit. KsimmiIiIuii. wtilrh U verjr l.Ten. of Alln'a KtMit KiiM., h liowtlrf tnr lt.it, uimiii In ti'rt, rriiiriiilr to lak. along a ln or two iirr.i, Mn' Uu.' Ilou'l Xwpl HuUUIulf. Itva, wllen. .wratlna fr.l. hold by all llruggliu, I.irn'n Wonry ltminil. Slother You dou't look very happy. Married Dnuiihtcr Ixive In n cottnse, with bread and clici'no and klaaoa, lao't what It'a rrncked up to be. "J tint aa I told you. You are tired of brcid nnd chreao nlrcndyj" "N'-o, not tlrcd of the broad nod cbeeae tired of tlio klaaca." Airs. Haskell, Worthy Vice- Templar, Independent Order flood Templars, of Silver Lake, Mass., tells of her cure by the use of Lydla E. PInkham's Vege table Compound. " Deaii Miia. riNHirAut Four yearn ago I wan ncurly dead with Inllumma tlon nnd ulceration. I endured dally untold npony, nnd Ufa wan a burden to me. I bad used medicines and wanhen Internally and cxtornally until I mado up my Jnind that tlicre wan no rullef for mo. Calling at the homo of n friend, I noticed a bottle of jA'dln. I'. rinkliam'H VccL'tnlilo Corn Iiounil. My f rlcud endorsed It lilghly, and I decided to (five It a trial to nee If it would help mo. It took pntlencs nnd peraovorenco for I wnn In bad con dition, and I used Ijyilliv U. lMnk Imiii'd VcK(;tnltlo Coiiipntind for nearly fivo mouths boforo I was cured, but wliat a chance, from despair to happiness, from misery to the delight ful exhilarating fecllnp health always brings. I would not chango back for a thousand dollars, and your Vegetable Compound Is a grand medicine. "I wlnh every nick woman would try It nud lie convinced." Mnn. Ida, Haskell, Silver Lnlio, Mans. Worthy Vlco Templar, Independent Order of Good Templars. tSOOO forfait If crlflnal y.'iS" """ "'"' cannot til fff P. N. U. Mo. J3-IV04. -fXMIlIN wrlllnn todvertlerailenal nifliilluii tlila tiupen r 1 1 i Carroll I. Wrliflit, Ciiiiniilimliincr of tlio Labor llurvnii, In tlio olKhluentli tumul report of the liureiui, gives tint result of n com prclicimlve I ni ii i ry li.lu tlm iot of living slnro I HUM mill Into the ave nge wngo rule iliir Ulg tlione pi-rlnlll. Tlio shutting, o fur in rciiiecnii waKfN, coicral nn InroiitlKiillun of nil) oriMipiltliins, renreiienlliiit (17 In- o. l. Wl.luilT. (limine ;j m cpuriilo onti MIbIiiikii t. It showr nn nvoriigo Inerenno In wngo ilurln Hi In period of lll.il per rent. .Tho In MUlry Into tho cost of llilng slunv (lint living for workliiK inen'H fumlilc Imvltig miller ;n) Income per yen Ii ii f 1 liu-rrusctl during this perloil 15.! per rent. In order to nMcertiiln till ' avrrngo Invmiso tho Inlior Inirvnii in i rurcil tlio Incomo mid oxpeiidlliiro In dotiill of 'J.fW fmidllen In thirty thr Males, rclnll nrlreit being tnken. Tho atntcment ahown Hint the -,r,U7 fiiiullle consisted of an nvcrnKo of f..'ll per sons, and Hint tho meriiKo lucnuio lor tho year 1I01 was the iivcniK annunl expendlltiro for nil purpoe f7(W, nnd the iiitiiko vxpeudlttiro for food I.TJD per fnnilly. Tlio prlnelpil Items of extH'iidlturo were: lood, 12 f.l per cent of tbu totnl cxpeiullturej rent, ll'.PS per cent; cluthliiK, 11.01 per cent nnd taxes, Insurunco, oriiiilzntloii dues, religion, rhiirlly, book uud newn pnpers, nmuaeiuentn, Hleknexs nud dentil, nnd lutoxlcntliii; llrjimrn, ll.fil per cent. Kncli fnmlly coiisumed IJ ii pounds of fresli beef durlliK the you of a coat of f.'O. Tbu low cut uvcriiKO prlco of food from lb'J"J to 1!:I wnn In 18U(). Tlio highest price wus In llxr.', when It wnn 110.1) per cent of tho nver nRO price for the period. The iiveniKo coat of food per family In 1S!) wn 1318; In lhM, t-M; lu Tll; uud lu 1003, f3ll!. Tho Interstnto Comuierro CominU' alon In tho cnao of tho Dculnon I.IkIiI nud l'owvr Company ngnlnst the Mis ourl, Knnsns and Texas llallroad do- elded that Uio frelKht rate of $ PO pet ton on conl from tho McAlester (lis trlct. Indian Territory, to Dcnlson, Ii "unreasonable," nnd ahould not exceed fl.S. The cotuuilaalou nlau dwhlnl tlia W) cents per 100 pounds wnn the Just rsto for shipping horses from Ilnyou Snrn, Iji., to Ht. Iouls, Mo., Inttend ol 11.90, tho rate charged by the Ynzoc nnd Mississippi Valley nnd 1 It 1 n ol Ontral Itnllwny companies, mid com plnined of by 0. M. Harrow. The rate complained of Is on less than cnr lone! lots nnd upon nn estimated weight ol 11.000 pounds for rncli animal. The commission recommends Hint Hi wclKht of the llrst nnlmal be eitlmated at -1.000 pounds and each additional uu Imnl '.',000 pounds. The federal government l generoui to Its hired help nud kocs down in its wallet to tho extent of $:I.IW.ik) to glvo them u summer outing ut the aensboro and In the inountnltiH. This sum Is for the army of employes In Washington alone, and does not In elude the thousands of others who aro on duty nnd on the- pay rolls In other places throughout this broad do main. Liberal lawmakers decided that ten months In n year was long cnungh for employes of the govern mcnt to work, and Hint thirty dnys should be given for sickness nud thlr ty days additional for annual lenvo to rest up from tho laborious duties. After a legnl battle of several yonn Admiral Dewey nud his men w ho fought tlio battle of Manila aro to ro eclve their prlzo money for the cup turo of Uio Don Juan dc Austria nnd otlisr Spanish property. In tho Mu prcmo Court of tho District of Colum bia Justice Oould signed nn order eon- firming the report of the auditor In tho case, overruling nil exceptions tiled ny either side to the report. The amount of tho property captured llunlly wus llxed nt $l,tU17,3rr, n sum considerably In excess of what the government claimed to be due. Half of tho amount will bo pnld to tho captors, while tho remainder, ns provided by law, will bo placed to the credit of the navy pen nlon fund. When Mr. Knox takes Ills M-at ns Senator from I'ennsylvanla he will find four former enblnet ollleers lu the Senate before him. Senntor Teller of Colorado wns Seccrtnry of the In tcrlor under I'resldent Arthur, nnd Senators Alger of Michigan, Klklns of West Virginia nnd I'roetor of Ver mont hnvo each been Secretnry of War. Mr. Klklns nnd Mr. I'roetor were in President Harrison's enblnet. nnd Mr. Alger served under President McK'lnley. Tho Secretaries of Wnr seem to como of good, vigorous stock, for loven of them, without counting Secretnry Tnft, are still nllve. Too ltlirtl on the Nerves. "told your fiirmV" "Yes, sold It Inst week, nud retired forever from tho business of farm ing." "Found farming too dull, did you?" "No. I found It too exciting, I don't mind talcing n ehunco on tho horses onco in n while, but tlio thing of running n business whero you hnvo to bet on tho weather nil tho time Is too hard on tho nerves." Aakcd unit Auuwcrcd. 'Say," Queried the beardless youth, "does a woman always menu what she says?" "Well," replied tho man with tho absent hair, "If she's married she al- ways does." Perfectly Hutlalled. Brown So Smith's inother-lu-lnw Is dead? Did she leave Smith any thing? Jones No; but Smith says ho feels she has dona everything lu her power to mako him happy as it la. Comfort. 80ME ADVEHTI8INQ "CATCHES," London JSiniiorliima Rend Private llroiiuliiiiiia for Customers. AilVK'tlavrs aro dovvloplng u gener ous spirit to such an extent that wide nwnko peiaons will presently And II possible to II vo lu luxury on next to nothing n year, says tho London Mall. For example, there appeared nn ad vertisement of a furnishing company which contained the following Induce ment: "Private bruUglintu sent upon mpicst to convey Intending purchas ers from any part of London and back. No charge. Luncheons provided." At half a dozen lurgo "emporiums" lu tho West Lnd any respectulily dressed culler may partake of lunch ol ten free of.coat. At one large shop mi excellent orchestra nccompanles the lunch, mid this lidded attraction ap peals gieully to lovers of music nnd of gratuitous repnsts. Crowds beslego Ilm place, while ordinary restaurants In tho neighborhood, whose proprietors lire so old fashioned as to expect pay ment, remain almost deserted. Heceiitly a well-known firm In Tot tenham Court rond, who have 40,000 customers In London, opened n free art exhibition on their premises, ICarh tlsllor wns provided with tea and In vlted to Inscribe his or her nnme In a book. Those who wUhed It were driv en In private broughams to the com pany's fnctory. Not for a moment wns business hinted nt. Hut, strangely enough, hundreds of thoao chance visitors have becomo regulnr custo mers. Picture post cards of well known thoroughfares are now obtainable freo of cost. Hut In the forefront of Hie photograph, dwarfing all other build ings, Is the shop of the ndvertlser. He docs not dlstlguru the curd with uny trade announcement; to do so would preclude people sending It (at their own expense; to friends In town or country. One ndvertlser has distributed with startling freedom llrst-class railway sensou tickets. At least that Is what they look llko until they are opened. Then on one side of the card theie ippenrs the words: "This ndmlti bear er to nny music hnll In Ixiudon." On the other half the legend Is continued: "Providing, of course, ho pnys the nee essury admission fee." Ken Hide visitors nt Whitsuntide who see n particularly nice pebble on the bench should pick It up. It msy con tain n f! note. The Idea Is Hint of n well-known ndvertlser. Hut perhaps the smnrlcst fent In ndverUslng yet performed wns Hint if a restaurant keeper In North London Tho next shop Is Hint of n station -r named Hunger. On a sign correspond Ing with tho one bearing the name Hunger the restaurant keeper hss the word "Don't" painted. So passers by rend the Injunction "Dou't Hunger." Not quite so bnppy Is the window announcement of a well-known fruiter er: "Heal Seville Oranges. No For eign Itubblsh Sold." Could Not I-'Intl the Place. Mrs. Harrington, a methodical North' eru Michigan housekeeper whose rou tlua wns the same year in nnd year out, developed n cough one fall, and was sent to Arizona for Hie winter, but hIio did not lenvo her household care behind her. Krom time to time sh wroto to various members of ber fam lly, telling them what to do on certain dates and admonishing them In this wise: "Itcmcmber, Mary, to clean the linen closet the llrst week In January." Do not forget, Charles, to sprout the potatoes In the cellar the second week In February." Tho winter brought with It an un precedented amount of snow, but In spltu of family letters, Mrs. Barring ton In Arizona was tumble to realize the state of tho weather at home. To ward the end of February the consclen tlous housekeeper wrote to her garden er, Instructing him to be sure to plant tho sweet peas along tho back fence on (he usunl date, the first day of April John, the gnrdener, bought the sweet pens, but wns unnble to enrry out tbe rest of Mrs. Harrington's lnstructloni for a reason which he explained In the following letter to bin mistress: Itespected Madam: I hare bought tho pens, but I cannot plant them, There Is so much snow that I cannot tlnd the fence." Considerate of Her Pastor. Captain George Archer, who recently gave up his post of bodyguard to Joliu I). Rockefeller, heard, during his nine teen years of service, many Interest ing things. 'Yes," he said, the other day, "I had some strange experiences while I wai working for Mr. Rockefeller, t halted a good many queer people nt Mr. Rockefeller s outer door. I remember n Itnptlit minister 1 held up thero last yenr. He bulled from a little town In Vermont, and he talked llko a brother to me. He told mo all about a minister's life In the country. It Isn't nn ensy life. You'd be sur prised to hear how some country ieo plo treat their ministers. Why, this mnn said tbnt one cold winter night he wns hustled out of bed by a womun ho didn't know nnd onlered to come Ight nwny to her house, two miles off, becnttso her sou wns sick. 'Hut I don't know you, the min ister grumbled. 'Aro you a member ol my church? Am I your pastor!' 'No,' sntd tho woman. 'I'm n mem ber of Mr. McWade's church. Mr. Me- Wndo'ls my pastor. I don't care about calling ill in In, though, My son's case is contagious,' " tiormmi Tool Nnnuntoturers. Tho Association of German Tool Manufacturers has urged tbo Imperial government to prevent tho further In roads of American mnnufneturers upon their special branches. It Is claimed Hint In the first quarter of tho year tho Import of tools had more than doubled, hnvtng Increased from 213 tons to 520 tons, and that In the fee- ond quarter tho Increase threatened to becomo oven larger. Special empha sis Is laid on tho fact that tbo united States government levies a tax of 45 per cent on German machines, against tho German tariff of o per cent, nud they Insist that German machines are In no wlso Inferior to the American, nnd that thero Is no need whatever fw the Introduction of American ma chines and tools luto Germany. er's Why Is It that Aycr's Hair Vleor docs so many remark able things? Because it Is a hair food. It feeds the hair, puts new life Into ft. The hair Hair Vigor cannot keep from growlne. And gradually all the dark, rich color of early life comes back to gray hair. "Whin I flnl omI Ar.r! Itatr Visor my l.atf about all a r.r Hut now It I. a nl.o rich bl.rk, and a. tlf-k a I eould with." -Msa. nvam Kuriiimii, Tu.eumbla, Ala. bottla, MMnmJssMM for i Gray Hair Another Crank. "What did that new nrrtrnl wnntj" naked the Itecordlng Angel. "He naked me If I knew where he could get hold of four old haloa," aald Ht. Peter. "He says he wants to try to nuiia no nuiomoulle." Philadelphia Preaa, How's Tbls? We offer One Hundred Uollara Reward for any caa oi latarm tuai cannot be cured by llall'a Catarrh t.ore. . y. 1. t il K.N F.y 4 CO , Props. , Toledo, O. Vse, the underilcned, bare koown K. J. invDor tor ine iau w years, and beueTO blm Mriecii r honuraljla In All t.ti.ln... tr.miN. loni and fluanclallT able toerrv out in, niM y aar & tkoax, vt boleiaie lir WlLDIXO, KlSNAHoiMASVIH, fholeiale Iimairlitf, Toledo. O. K, w boleaate Uruj- 1UICUU,U, llall'a Catarrh Cure Ii taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blud and mucoui aur (aiei ol the system. I'rlce 73c. tr bottle, bold by all Irrugilita. Teillraonlala Ire. Uatl'a ramlly Pllli are tbe belt. Caught on tho Itebound. Wlfe Johii, did you mall that letter I Knvo you this uioruIug7 Husbnud Of course I did. Wife How provoking! I wanted to add s postscript. Husband (producing the letter) Well, here it Is. Why didn't you tell me that lu tho Drat place? ABSOLUTE CURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of & Ftu-SlmlU Wrapper Below. Trjr snail amd to tak 9M tufax FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS, ron BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION UEMVINll aWtTtW leflSATVSI. CURE SICK HEADACHE. POSITIONS GUARANTEED. 13,000 torlelt tleced with a National Hank tc make good any failure on our part. Catalogue tree. Write today. Boutol BuBlnoss Goltogo Tmaoma, Waah Columbia Collegiate, Prepara tory, Commercial and University Grad Boarding school for young men and boys. Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore. Applr (or Catalogue. PRICES THAT TALK. Bit galvanize! itaivUnl wrought Iron pipe 7i incus it j ic i, jiru gaivamicu ataudard wrought Iron plp, X Inch, $7.9 pet 100 feet. All iirei in duck ana ml vanned pipe at loireit market prices. WoM pumpa capacity one barrel per minute, H Itubber leather and canvas bet tin, hoie and paction at wholesale prices. Write ui for your wantt In the machinery line. Irrigation plants $ ipecfalty. Kcleraon Machinery Co., Port' land, Oregon. 200 MEN. Wages 12 23 per day. Hoard 1.W per week W teams 2.ou per day. Kxten sire Irrigation construction. Terma. nent employment (or good men and teams. Deschutes Irrigation and Power Company BEND, OREGON PROM YOUR DEALER iiuwe-metiiita.iratYMi El Am CARTER'S WlTTLE Giver 13 PILLS WANT BUY ri v rniKi aii mitt),.. mA Haul Gsjuiih ferruD. Tutsi tlootl. Uia WniTINC LETT AND RIGHT. Ifore Is nn amusing little deception tbnt you may piny upon unsuspecting friends. Perhaps It would be more correct to say that they play the trick on themselves which makes It all the funnier. You tell them what to do and It In not your fault that they don't know bow to do It. fllv inn, IMfm mn nt ..,. M.I. Ing paper and the stub of a soft, blnck lead pencil, not very ahnrp. Ask them to shut his eyes and lay thi paper on I len- " ureaino into uio lungs uio polluted, germ his forehead, holding It there with Hie j tainted air ; tlio little microbes then enter into tho eys thutnb and forefinger of his left band, tern, and feeding upon tho red corpuscles of tlia blood. t one pressed to each temple, while the paim or ine iinnu covers uis eyes, 'ine, next thing he has to do Is to write ' ms name on the paper with tho pencil held In his right hand. Writing Is not ensy under such condition,, no no one AX AUL'BI.NO EXPEHIESCE. to find It written backwards that Is. If tbo victim has succeeded In writing anything than ran lie made out at all. Nine persons out of ten begin to write , at the left evebrow nnd write toward ' tbe right eyebrow. Hut this Is not, really writing from left to write, r l writing should be done, but from right to left, because when tbe paper Is taken from tbe forehead and lai on tbe table It Is turned end for end. Does the writer make the mistake be causo he nays to himself, "Let me see, now, I must begin at the left," and therefore begins at the left eye? Prob ably not, for if be stops to think he Is apt to write correctly. The, trick Is most likely to succeed when the writ ing Is attempted Impulsively, with - . thinking. So you should not say any thing about writing, or even show the pencil, until the paper Is held on tbe forehead and the eyes closed. Then slip tbo pencil Into the person's hand and tell him to write. The mistake Is Just one of those queer things In hu man nature that nobody has yet ex plained. Tbe precise directions about Holding the paper and the left hand mislead the writer and make blm more likely to err, but their mnln object Is to gunrd tho eyes ngalnst a possible Jab with the pencil, and for similar rca sons a short blunt pencil should be used. People's Home Journal. i A PROPHECY r ULLFILLED. 444ves "Wben failure overwhelms you, be lieve that all will come right and work for n future success." That Is tbe moral to be drawn from a story told In La Nouvelle Itevue by SIous. Phil ippe Bunau-Varllla, first minister from Panama to tbe United States. In 18S0, he says, everything was ap rjarentlr colnc well at Panama. After the great spoliation, or In spite of It, the euglneers had done great work. Much of the excavation had been ac complished, but much more remained to be done. The machines were on the ground, tbe workmen were there; It remained only for an honest adminis tration," making use of these mate rials, to finish the work. Enough work had been accomplished to make a vis ible basis for negotiating a loan. Then panic seized the French people, and the enterprise went to pieces. Two.years later, thoroughly discour aged, the engineer was In New York City, where he consulted John Rlge low, formerly United States minister to France. "What shall I do " he asked. "Write a book," replied Mr. lllgclow. "But who will read It?" asked the discouraged Frenchman. "Do not worry about that," said Mr. BIgelow. "Do not write it for to-day. Write It for ten years from to-day." Monsieur llunau-Varllla went to work, and prepared a concise and hon est statement of exactly what had been done and what remained to do, with his estimates of time and ex pense required. He published It In March, 1602. Ten years later. In Juue, 1002, the United States Senate voted In favor of completing the Isthmian canal, and the prediction of Mr. I! I go low was fulfilled. The book of the French engineer, sane, practical, hon est, bad been one of the greatest Intlii' ences In turning American sentiment from Nicaragua to Panama, and bring Ing success at last to tbe great ditch. An ITnhlstorlo Landmark, When Justin II. Smith visited cbo towns along the Kennebec ltlvor in endeavoring to traco exactly Aruoid's march from Cambridge to Quebec, lie inquired everywhere for traditions nnd especially for relics. In bis book bo gives this Incident as a result of one such Inquiry: Near the point where tbo army left tho Kennebec aro four or live acres of cleared ground and two small farm houses. Mr. Smith Inquired of tbe ven erable proprietor of oniTof these plarei If there were any evidences In tbe vicinity of Arnold's march through tbo country. "Oh, yes," replied the old mnn, "there used to be a big rock In my mowing-field, with 'U. D. A.' on It; but tbo old thing was In the way, ami 1 blasted It out." "What did those letters mean, 'II. D. A.?'" asked Mr. Smith. "Why, Benulo Dick Arnold, of course." Having passed through the Fourth without getting killed, a mother may be pretty well assured that ber sous will lire until Christmas, If they keep awny from tbe river. Hlght or wrong, laugh goes 'round when uu old muld announces that sbt lutcuds to get mttrrled. tu rufti FHK.miu.u iu uc id rhiiiV sensations to nwf wuu junuurw, mm rraomDoriD pretty or very legible, but everybody. ' " T..?1."01 Bi h"d ?"? m- I O.tar- including the writer, will be surprised , raduanv u , 0'f lho a7;l' dncTtSZ AH INVISIBLE TO. HEALTH Jnlaria is a slow poison, but tho deeply rooted w.icti it takes possession of tlio sys. : toon rcduco this vital, lifc-sustnining fluid to such a wcnK, watery stnto that tho patient pale and nnxmic, nnd men- tally and physically de- Amorr, Miss., Jnn. 09, 1008. I rjressed Malaria rnnv 1.. Al28u!i flftMn 0BI" L" 1 nuffaredwUh boils, I f, '"wi th s iJh ,2 Er.eVcur'. SVfitcm Ore llfTeCtcd! till Malnrla. liver becomes torpid, nnd oa TonlKt)oo bottom having tlmbor out. dark or yellow splotclic? A' E' DALltYurLB. appear upon tho skin; the stomach fails to properly digest tho food, and there are frequent headaches, dizzinoss, bad tusto in tho mouth, constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling Hint only a stiiTcrer from Malaiia can describe. Other and moro dangerous symptoms are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nervous pros tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys boils and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria 'is all the more dangerous because of its insidious and stealthy nature. It is an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that nr lodged in the blood aro propagating and increasing in number all tho while, clogging the circulation and gradually wrecking tho health. carry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that havo been polluting the blood and clogging the circulation. S. S. S. con tatns no strong minerals, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonics. If you havo any symptoms of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will be fur nished without cost. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA What Blie Bald. "George, dear," she said, with s blush, "do you know that Mr. Simpson asked me Inst night to be his wife" "Well, I like his Impudence. The Idea of proposlUK to nn engaged young ladyl What did you sny to him" "1 told him that I was very aorry In deed, but ho wns too late." Tidbits. rtTP Permanently cerra. 2Tonts or nervousness , lllO anernritdsr'snMoflrr.KUne'sUrsslKerra M.ior.r. tno nt rreeaz tMalbMUeaniltreaUst. tn. K. 11. Kline. Ltd..L Arcli hi-, Philadelphia, Pa. . A,TO,,1'"'I,'',e,Sa!UeCt' t inks Did McRick hnve much to say on the subject of railroad monopoly while you were there? Minks Well, no. You see. Jast after . 1 called, a csrtman drove up with a box I for him. The railroad freizht on It for .hundred miles was n quarter: the cart- man's charse tor hauling It six blocks was fifty cents. Ignorance Is the night of the mind, but n night without moon or star. Con fucius. Canada produced over worth of pig irou last rear. AtgetaUIe Preparationfor As similating UicFoodandRcd tola ting the Stomachs andBowels of Fromotcs Digcslion.Chccrrur ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium.Morpliine norJIincraL Tox "Nau c otic . J3Mfe ofOUO-SSKVELmam 4tx JWvws rfC-iuecUv ftOvfcruav&a Apcrfecl Remedy forConsUpa tlon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea nnd Loss of Sleep. FacSimilo Signature of KEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRARECR. RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW MILLS The A, PL Averiil Machinery Co., "DID'INT HURT A IS WHAT We can extract oneor alt yourt eti with out hurting; a lit, ami ).ut ill nen lo j a tbe aiiie day It you uoslre. Our system ot erovrn anil brlJgo work Is -lmle, quick and rainless. Established In Portland 17 years. The reason we advertise Is to let you tugw where wo are. Open evenings till 9 UK. W, A. ttlaa rhone WISE BROS., Dentists ENEMY most stubborn and becomes listless ' Lull lllmmrT.n.nl mnil nrik. wnac is needed in Malarial troubles is a blood purifier nnd tonic. S. S. S. purifies the germ-infected blood, tones up tho stom ach, improves the appetite and invigorates the entire ystcm. It stimulates tho torpid, sluggish organs of tho body, enabling them to propeny penorm their Junctions and Winding It Up. Stockholder You nro the receiver ap pointed to wlDd up the a (fa Ira of th Huahnll Company, I believe? Lawyer Yes, air. i what nre the prospects?" I "vVell, things looked very gloomy for n while, but they nre brightening up now." I "Ah I am glad to hear that" "Yes, make yourself easy. There Is little doubt now that we can reallzo enough out of It to pay my salary." 1 Mother, wilt nnd Mrs. WlnsWs Soothing Syrup the beitremedy to use for their children during the teething period.. . 1 " TheChlcra Mistake. 1 Big Injun (admiringly) Me like pic tur College Man (proudly) I thought you would. I Illg Injun nenp pretty aquaw! ! College Jinn (wrnthfully) You old heathen! that's a portrait of me when I Lelonsed to the football team. The highest manhood resides In dlape J4.000.000 sltlon, not In mere Intellect, II We Beecher. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought n Use For Over Thirty Years TMI OINTAUR tOMFANT. NCW VON CITY. THRESHERS STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices PORTLAND OREGON BIT TtlUV SAY Sundays Irom 8 to 1 Main 20J9. UU. I' f ttlrtli. 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