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TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OP INTER. EBTINQ ITEMS. Catmaacntt nail Criticisms Bated Upon tha Uapptnlntra of the Day-Hletorl cal and Nawa Not. t.fThtie are no gatne laws to handicap me man who bunts trouuie. Cuba has now been libra for two whole years, except ai to the sugar trutt Boston girls have broken the record for high Jumping. Mint hare been an extra large sized mouse. When the Russians go Into the open sea and sow mines they naturally ex pect to be some distance away at har vest time. Any man who Is really good may now becomo a mother simply uy pay Ing $2 Into the treasury of the New York Mothers' Club. In the far Eastern unpleasantness the mlno beneath the ware Is carrying off the honors. The man behind the gun Is a back number. A New Jersey Judge holds that a boy Is worth twice as much as a girl Titled foreigners will take the nega tlvi of this proportion. Mr. Baer lets us Into tho secret tlint the public Is going to be charged the highest prices It cnu stand. Do you know, we had suspoc'-d this Judge Oaynor declares that the rail roads are the mothers of the trusts. rosslbly; but under the law they can- not be compelled to give tostlmony against their millionaire husbands. If it la true that Russia has gone ex tenslrely Into private executions with out trial, the outcome of he present war may be determined In Europe. Still, the story may bo slightly lnac curate. Four thousand bicyclists gathered at a rendezvous In Boston early in May to show that they had not lost Interest In the sport This Is pretty good evl- donee that the wheel retains some of Its old-time popularity. Some day, when the civilized and en lightened nations And themselves with no wars on their hands, the duty of uniting for the purpose of blotting the murderous Turk from the map of the world will become paramount Marquis Ito warns the Japanese that they cannot win on American sympa thy alone. Ito probably understands that American, as well as most of the other kinds of sympathy, goes only to the point at which It begin to cost money. The late John J. Ingalls, It appears, was not the real author of the sonnet "Opportunity." He found It floating around In the original Italian, and made a translation of It And Fred Funston did not swim the Bag Bag river. Whither are we drifting Can we be certain of anything nowadays? Twenty thousand quarts of skimmed milk a day are used In Austria for making substitutes tor horn, Ivory, amber and such like things. The casein In the milk Is precipitated by a chemical process and then mixed with formaline. This produces galallth, or petrified milk, a hard, elastic. Insoluble substance that Is easily worked. The Austrian dairy experts think that the demand for the skimmed milk for this purpose will be great enough to In crease the profit In the butter-making business by producing a ready market for the by-product Forflrlo Diaz will have been Presi dent of Mexico twenty-eight years on November 80th. And everybody ex pects him to be elected for another term. During all his long period of public service he has been working to tobllsh a stable government, and to train his countrymen in the arts of self-rule. Tue task has been difficult for in his youth revolutions were as oommon in Mexico as they now are in the petty republics farther south. Whenever he has spoken of retiring there has arisen such a bitter dispute among the aspirants for bis place that he has each time concluded his work was not yet done. It Is evident that be still thinks It would not take much to stir up trouble, for at bis sugges tlon the constitution has recently been amended, extending the president's term to six years, and providing for a vice-president Now he can select as candidate for the second place a man after his own heart, and train him to the duties of the presidency, so that whatever may happen to him -e Is nearly seventy-four years old and in feeble health a peaceable future for his country will be assured for six years more. In new countries people change their place of residence frequently. Not bo ing tied down by long family attach ments, they move about until they find a spot that suits them. In only a few of tho oldest American communities art estates bold in one line for genera tions, and the custom seems not tn be growing. How readily Americans "move" Is shown by the fact that hardly two-thirds of tho Representa tives and only about half tue Senators In Congress were born in the States which they now serve. No member of either House from Colorado, Idaho, Montana, the Dakotas, Washington or Wyoming is a native of tho State ho represents. Both Senators of old In diana were born In Ohio; so were the West Virginia Senators. Speaker Can non, of Illinois, was born in North Car olina, and Mr. Williams, of Missis sippi, tho Democratic leader, In Ten nessee. Virginia Is the largest State represented in both Houses wholly by native sons. Delaware, llalno and Ver mont are the only others on the list Pennsylvania Is represented chiefly by native Pennsylvanlans, but New York, among tho old Statos, shows an oppo site tendency. In the early history of the country men often becomo promi nent In the politics of several States in turn. James Shields, whose figure stands in Statuary Hall as the gift of Illinois, served three States In the United States Bcnate. "Sunset" Cox represented Ohio In Congress, and af terward New York. George W. Jones held important offices lu Missouri, Wis consin, Iowa and the Northwest Terri tory. Benator Elklns, of West Vir ginia, was at one time the territorial delegate from New Moxlco. From the reports of the struggle be tween ltussla and Japau, Ui New York World draws tho conclusion that "the conditions of war and those of modern civilization are rapidly becom ing Irreconcilable." To illustrate this general truth by a particular example It says: "Take the question of float ing mines at sea. The Itusslans say that If the Japanese ships can lie ten miles from their coast and throw shells Into their towns they have a right to protect themselves with such weapons as will reach the ships. And lu this they are perfectly logical. Hut neutrals arc equally logical in hold- Ing that It Is an Intolerable Invaslou of their rights to strew the hlgn seas, the common property of all nations. with deadly explosives. From this deadlock there Is only one escape, and that lies In tho abolition of war Itself." As the world condemns war on prin ciple It Is not specially enamored of this doctrine of necessity, and, of course, It has very little moral value. There can be no doubt, however, that It Is destined to exert practical Influ ence, and that as that Influence In creases the Influence of the moral con demnation of war will Increase alo. The way the two forces, the practical and the Idealistic, work together Is clearly shown In the history of more than one country, writes a contributor to tho editorial page of the Chicago Itecord-Herald. There was a time, for example. In the history of the United States when the opponents of slavery were comparatively few In numbers and apt to be classod as sentimental ists. Even that part of tho country In which slave-holding and slave-trailing had disappeared was slow to take up the anti-slavery crusade. When It did so, however, Us course was largely determined by the fact that It had no Interest In the holding or tho trading. I and It was finally driven Into war by the Immensely practical question of disunion. Meanwhile, Just through the operation of practical considera tions, the moral considerations became more and more popular. People saw, tvlth n vUtnn whflt it VHI to their Interest tn see and in time the greater emphasis was placed generally nnon tho moral Issue because of the satisfaction that comes from the pro - fe&sion of sound morals and the credit that such profession brings. If now. as The World sots, war has be - come a general nuisance, owing to the comnlexitv of the business relations of civilized States, the vast cost of armaments, and tho terr.bly destruc- tlve character of modern weapons, it will find less and less favor on prac-, tlc.nl grounds, the moral condemnation of It will spread, and apologists who preach peace most of the time, but throw In an occasional whoop with a sublime disregard of consistency, will cease to plead for exceptions. Nor are we reduced to stating the matter by- potbetlcally. For It Is evident that both the moral and the practical forces aro working more effectively than they ever have before. The Hague confer ence and recent arbitration agreements are highly significant of the general disgust that Is felt for war, despite the efforts that are made to belittle theni, and If the Japanese overcome the Russians, the check to national brigandage such as has been practiced upon tho Chinese by several powers will discourage the game In one quar ter of the world at least TbB Habit or Scandal. Old Mrs. Etherldge had loved gossip all her life, but although her ears were always ready -for it she had schooled her tongue to disapproval. Nobody minded what she said, for although she might shake her head and utter her customary mild reproof, her eyes never failed to express Interest and a desire for more Information. The one phrase which rose to her Ups when the tale was ended had be come M habitual that toward the close of her life she occasionally employed it involuntarily. "Have you ever heard about Ed ward" asked one of the family con nection, moving her chair close to the old lady's rocker and leaning over con fidentially. Grandmother Etherldge shook her bead and put her hand to her ear. "They say," announced the relative In strident tones, "that be a making a splendid name for himself, and has been offered a salary of fifteen thou sand dollars by another firm, and that he Is Just as clever as he can be, has host) of friends there In Chicago, and deserves them all!" The light of pride and Joy shone In the old lady's eyes, but custom was too strong for her tongue. "You shouldn't repeat it dear," she quavered. "There's a wrong etory somewhere I" Skeptic and Pessimist. Mr. Dolan looked at his visitor with an expression of confirmed opposition, and during the friend's argument he further emphasized bis disagreement by an occasional emphatic shake of the head, "Naw, I don't bold wld lolfe-lnsur-nnce companies, nor yet wld savings banks," he said, stubbornly. "A cou sin o' me own, he had his lolfe Insured for the benefit o' his wlddy, an' afther all he nlvver bad one, for 'twas him lived to bo eighty, an' her that doled. "Wld banks It's Just the other way," he continued. "For thero was mo own uncle; ho put money In tho bank, and he kept sticking It in and sticking tt In, In the hopes that whin old age come be cud take It out gradual lolke and enj'y himself; and lustld o' that 'twas him that bad tho wlddy befoore he touched sixty-two. They're wurrk. ed on the wrong plan, the both o' tlilni institutions, man, and It's a wonder to me to hear you sp'aklng a good wurrd for 'em." Many a man is too stubborn to ad mit that he Is related to the mule. Some men actually know a few of the things they believe. jlj Editor OPINIONS OF QREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS A Great Work Mr-gun. OW that J21.000.000 of tho N tuctit'a Irrigation fund have certain specified projects, what Is likely to prove to terual Improvement work the Ooveriiment of the started. It Is difficult to i matc meaning of these great works. Many ol the greatest civilisations of the past have flourished In arid countries, I redeemed from the desert by the artllletal application of ,,-ater. The highest state of civilization reached by the aborigines of America was among those gallon. Already In our own time, tho regions i this country are those where sary and where the desert comes back once held when the water no longer In most of the arid and seuil-nrld States nature atones for the lack of rainfall by giving to the soli great fertility, it Is well known that In years of extraordinary rainfall tho seml-arld regions produce enor mous crops. Under Irrigation tho crops aro uniformly large, compared with what can be obtained In humid re glons without Irrigation. Tho fact Is that the arid countrj Is fertile because It Is without much rain. The fertility has not been washed out of the soli by of countless ages. The result Is that to turn ou the water and take from the shape of vegetutloli, the fertility that the humid regions. That Is why the fertility of the Irrl gated country seems inexhaustible. There nature has stored her treasures for man to use; elsewhere they have been largely depleted by natural processes. All of this explains why an acre under Irrigation Is worth so much more than one not Irrigated, if the Uov eminent shall eventually redeem 100,000.000 acres of laud It will be equivalent to the addition of several times as many acres or humid-region land to tho national ure.i Think of how much room for population that means. And already the time has come when room for our Increasing populatlon Is a problem worthy of national attention. Minneapolis Journal, Submarine Warfare. HE frightful destruction which 1ms lately be fallen Russia on tho sea resulted from the use of the torpedo or the submarine bout Only three of her vessels which have been destroyed or put out of action were seriously Injured above the water line. This fact has elicited from Senator Hale, one of our bt-t naval ex T 1 Ports, the declaration that tho battleship is obsolete. " "' ruruier oonsiruc.toii 01 mote travel '"g tora, saying unit u t.ww.uw ..mi-n m- o-i.v 1 already expended therefor Is practically so much money ' thrown away. Hudson Maxim, the renowned Inventor of ' instruments or destruction anu ueiense, ! is much reason In the position taken by says, in the Review of Itevlowa: "A battleship costs $0,000,000. ami on board, while the torpedo boat costs not more titan one fifth as much, and may not lmve one-flfUoth part as uuinj wen on tsxird. In other words, fifty torpedo boats may be built and manned nt no greater expense man a tiingi battleship; consequently fifty torpedo stroyed with all on board, in order to sink a single battle ship, and the loss bo equal on both sides; while If two battleships be sunk by the sacrifice of fifty torpedo boats, the torpedo flotilla has won a decided victory. Rut It Is probable that not more titan ten torpedo boats on nn average would be destroyed for every battleship sunk. This means that the present torpedo system is five times as efficient as the battleship." There Is no doubt tltat tho Russian and Japanese war AGUIN ALDO IN SECLUSION. Ills Retirement Bald to He Due to Feur of Afcsuattlnutlon. Agulnaldo. the leader of the revolu tion In the Philippines, leads a life of practical retirement In Manila, writes William E. Curtis. He seldom leaves bis home and Is never seen upon the streets. If It Is necessary for him to go to any other part of the town he always takes a closed carriage, and strangers who call upon him are very carefully Inspected before they aro al lowed to see hint. Occasionally he visits the old town of Cavlte, about IS miles from Manila, where his family have a plantation, and where his mother Is living. She Is said to be a woman of remarkable traits and strength of character and was his In spiration and chief adviser during the revolution. Agulnaldo's seclusion Is attributed to fear of assassination. During the In surrection he was guilty of acts of atrocious cruelty upon persons whose friends still survive and ordered sever al assassinations, particularly that of Gen. Luna, one of bis rivals, who was a great favorite with the public and had many loyal and devoted admirers. There Is also an Impression among many of Agulnaldo's former associates that be profited financially during the Insurrection, while they lost and for feited everything they bad. Tho Fill pluo Is a revengeful and vindictive creature, and does not hesitate to take vengeance Into bis own hands. Hence Agulnaldo Is supposed to bo continual ly on his guard, and the police authori ties would not be surprised any mo ment even at this day, to learn of his assassination. When he was released from prison ho was exceedingly nerv ous and apprehensive, and would have preferred to remain under tho protec tion of the military. Since that time no notice has been taken of htm. He has been treated like an ordinary na tive, and everything that might oxcite sympathy for or attract attention to him has been avoided. He has boen in vited to public functions llko other prominent Filipinos, and when Gov. Taft gave a reception to the natives EUII.IO AQUINALDO. IALS Federal Oovcni been set aside for It may bo said that be the greatest In ever undertaken by United States Is well appreciate tho ultl who practiced Irrl richest agricultural Irrigation Is nivcs to claim what It flows. F portions of tho United the pounding rnlu It Is left for men arid regions. In the has been lost In Tho remedy lies to becomo familiar stand on Its own lie musical pap and of young people. brought this summer citlonal Association. snows rnai mere Senator Hale. He may havo 1.000 men T protcd boats may be de of tho tho laborer In the fanners this early to their corn and promise of good against the blueness Agulnaldo was never overlooked. He seldom availed himself of theso cour tesies, however, and has avoided crowds and public demonstrations for tho reasons I have given. The police have kept him under seuil-survelllancc that Is, they have observed his mowments and have known his whereabouts nt all times. As long as he remains In the city he Is not watched, but when he leaves Manila they make It a point to learn where ho goes and who he communi cates with. For a wltllo after his re lease they watched him closely, but his conduct has been most exemplary. Ho has been tempted ou several occa sions. Conspirators have endeavored to Interest him in their plots; San Miguel, Pilar, Rlcarte and other "In surrectos" have tried to secure his sympathy anil co-operation, but he has never responded to their advances, and the secret service people say that he has allowed their letters to remain un answered. Ho has scrupulously avoid ed doing anything that could excite suspicion, and Is practically cut off from all his old friends and associates. INDIANS NOT DYINQ OFF. AborlKlnca More Niimcrnua Tlinu Ever Before Blnce Atnerlcu'a Hettlemctlt. Recently Charles M. Harvey pre pared froni tho records of the govern ment some interesting facts with re spect to the irrepressible coulilct be tween tho white and the red men. He notes tho error of early historians who estimated tho number of Indians lu this country nt from 8,000,000 to 10, 000.000. It has been the themo of many a sentimentalist tho supitosed slaughter and extermination of a great Indian population. Mr. Harvey finds that In tho Indian troubles from first to last fifteen white persons perished to each Indian slain. Ho shows from the best information obtainable by the government that the Indian popula tion at tho time of the discovery by Columbus could not have been more than 800,000. "Tho early explorers, missionaries and traders," bo says, "Journeyed by way of the scacoast, tho rivers and tho lakes, along which tho Indians were most numerous. In traveling through the wilderness the whites attracted In dians from miles around through curi osity. The whites thought tho Indians were equally numerous everywhere, but vast stretches of forest and prairie wera absolutely untenanted, except for short times each year when visited by hunting parties. War and hunting of ten took the same bands of Indians to soveral points In the coune of a year, the whites thinking they were different bands. Many tribes wero known by different names to the Spaniards, tho French and the English, and among some tribes the names varied at differ ent places and times. These causes accounted for the exaggerated notions." The last census showed an Indian population of 270,000 outside of those In Alaska, In 400 years, then, the white man has reduced tho Indian pop ulation from 800,000 to 270,000, or In Ims disclosed n new problem for the navy to solve, but nevertheless tt lint not yet proved tho wMrlhleMstuws of bat tleships. None of the Japanese big and heavy armored vt sols have turned turtle or boon put out of action, ltussla has about fifty-four torpedo tsiats and at least four suit marines, but she has done nothing with thorn. The Jap anese are bmvo and daring. Tho Russians tiro timorous and sluggish. Sv n tint under divisive dtvuinstiinoes has not yet boon made, it would be highly rash and Indis creet to reconstruct tho navies of tho world along tho lines demanded by Senator Hale before the effivtlvouoss of tor pedo and submarine lighting tt given a thorough trial. Kamus City Journal. School Music. IJW persons of adult age who have, any real musical knowledge or ability can recall their school music Willi Interest or pleasure. They remember that they wing sappy little songs ibout moonlight and dreams, but the airs, If they aro remembered at all, are rivalled only to be laughed at. Mr. Daniel (iregory Mason, whose grandfather wnt really the founder of the study of music In the American public schools, and who lias himself been closely Identi fied with the teaching of music, has lately suggested, In the Outlook, both the virtues tind the defects of tho modern school music. Ills deductions mid recommendations de servo careful study and thought. The time is past when the utility of nunlc In the schools .an bo questioned. Physically, mentally and spiritually It refreshes and enriches. It Is both the most self-sufficient anil the most general of the arts, Few persons are wholly lacking In knowledge or appreciation of it, and to those who have no other culture, music speaks Intelligibly and sympathetically. Tho troublo lu the schools and It Is worth noting that It Is also tho trouble In the church liymntils Is the tendency to jwy too much attention to tho words, too little to the melody. If n song be about birds, animals, domestic life or patriotism, says Mr. Mason, It Is considered good. The result Is tho adoption of a lot of silly, vapid music, because It happens to be set to edifying words. In giving the children an opportunttj with music which Is good enough to feet. The folk-songs of many different nations, much church music and the simpler productions of the great composers production In which the melody Is clear and dominating might all be placed within resell of children In thepubllcschools.to tho displacement of much the lasting happiness of several millions. Hut this, lu Its particular aspects, Is matter for the supervisors of music, before witoiti it win to by a committee of tho National I.uu Youth's Companion. Demand for farm Laborers. HERE is no danger of the farmer patting from existence. He knows a good thing as well at his urban brother, and so does his boy. lm methods of farming may continue to diminish the number of farm bands, but not even that fact will work to a discontinuance neeevslty for the farm laborer nor for harvest fields. The fact that Kansas lu the season are Inviting farm hands rye and wheat and alfalfa fields, with wages and board, Is a strong argument which so often attacks the American citizen when he Imagines be sees an liipourlng of the farm er and the farmer's boy to the cities. Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. tho full number of &30.O0O souls. But this was not done directly by the white mau. Much of It was due to tho sick nesses and vices which camo with th white man's civilization. A still larger proportion was duo to tho wars car ried on between tho tribes, theso being made more frequent and deadly as the white men crowded the redmen Into a limited area and mado them rivals for tho same hunting ground. Still, of course, the whites were primarily re sponsible for tho decadenco of the In dlan population. The Indians aro now Increasing In numbers. Retween the censuses of 1WK) and 1000 they Increased by 30.000. But they are no longer Indians In tho scuio of old, for most of thcui havo come to tho wblto man's mode of life and are merely an element of tho common pop illation. Kansas City Journal. MARKS ON MEXICAN MONEY. Chlnrae Hunkers Put on Tlielr Heals to Ouurautce Its Ocfilllneneaa. As everybody knows, Mexican dol lars circulate lu largo quantities In tho far East, especially In China and tho Philippines, whero banks send largo quantities of Mexican silver dol lars every year. A year ago a reporter saw one of the Mexican pesos that had been In circulation In China for some time, and was surprised to find It covered with small Chinese characters, llko us many seals. This dollar was shown yester day to I.luug Hstui, Chlneso minister, who explained the presence of the marks as follows: "The bankers, of whom thero are hundreds In China, who receive Moxl can dollars, affix to them their seals to guarantee tlielr legitimacy, and as pesos circulate and go from one bunk to another, they are being marked by all the banks that rccelvo Uietn. In case the peso proves to bo Illegal, the banker who sealed It last has to change. It for good money and withdraw it from circulation. "When the pesos aro completely cov ered with seals, they aro sent back to Mexico to be recolued, tho expense ho Ing paid by all Uio bankers whose seals are seen on tho coin. It Is In accord ance with a recent agreement But It often happens that dollars, although marked all over their two faces, con tinue In circulation and tiro highly es teemed, as the seals as bo many guar antees that they are genuine, The de cision to seal pesos was taken bocause illegal coins began to circulate In Chi na." Mexican Herald. Away, "I've heard your minister wasn't very popular, but you seem to treat him as If you liked him." "Yes" "Yes, I notice you send hlin away on trips to Europe often enough." "Of course; that's tho way we like him best" Philadelphia Press. Though a young man U wllllug to lay his fortune at a girl's feet ho is seldom willing to lay a carpet for her after marriage. I PANAMA A3 A HEALTH riEOORT. ewer Hysteni of tha fit 7 la Primitive) unit Deficient. According to a report from Claude 0. I'lerce. assistant surgeon of tho marine hospital service, a herculean task Is before this government It It It to at tempt to clean up Panama uud inako it sanitary, ns vn done wWit Culm. This officer iT-porta that natural condl lions aro Just right for tho propagation ii f all kinds of dlHcutes, and tho na tives make little or no effort to com bat theni. The buildings of the old eellon of the town aro constructed largely of porous stone, with thick walls, Mhlcli ate always damp during the wet season. Ill tho newer or out side part of the town the majority of the buildings are wooden shuck" None of these houses Is connected with sow era, oonaoqiieiilly the surroundings aro extremely filthy and littanllary. I.ep rosy exists In the City of Panama. In tho villages along the line of the Pan limit railroad to Colon mid In the rural districts. There are known canes In l'nnnnm I'lly. There Is a collodion of shacks known as tho Ijiztirotto, on tho outskirts of Panama, where lepers may go If they choose to mid be sup ported by charily, but a they aro not compelled to bo Isolated, cases can bo found In nearly every part of the city. Ilerl berl l common lit tho Republic of Panama, reports the surgeon, especial ly since 1N7, when It was epidemic. Not only Chinamen and negroes are affected, but some while men who havu lived under better conditions than tiro usually associated with this disease. Tho sower system of Panama Is primitive and deficient. During the dry season, wu no water ran be ob tained for Hushing, tho drains are pine tlcitlly filled with a stagnant mass. Even tho newer holmes are not pro vided with proper drains. No water system whatever exists. Rain titer fiom the roof during the rainy season gives abundant supply to those that have adequate tanks. Curls deliver tho water to tho citizens, and are cleaned once a mouth with a chloride of Unto volution. During tho dry pen son water sells for 1 rent per gallon, so that poor people are extremely economical In lis use, and baths become a luxury that only tho wealthy can afford. The sur geon thinks that with a good and abundant water supply and proper san itation of the city, together with tin efficient quarantine, the heulth of Fun nmii could be made to compare favor ably with that of coast cities of uur Southern Slates. Brooklyn Eagle. "Old l'rou." Tht Wrsthir Prophet wrltti, tud lisr lug w rlt, Reiiljdily hack atnoDg lilt Cloudt doth tit; Nor all tha cold Sarcasm of tht Press Can lilujt-r him from thinking ha la It. And that Inverted Bowl call tht Sky He rulet from Day to Day with varied I.U. I.lft not jour haudt to lilui for Help, fur It At little really knowt it You or II Mvtelf, when young, did ttgerly rerun Tha "Indlcatlona" lu tha dally ntwt For Plculct aud for Balls; but trtr mora Wbatv'er the promised I did aurcly lose. I Boiiietlnir think that utter glows to red The. Dawn, at when tha Wetthcr Man hat said: "To morrow. Cloudy, Htavy Winds, and Sltowtrt," And Sol comet out rlnlit daitllncly In stead. Ah, Eovti! rouldtt tltou aud I somehow roitsiilru To grasp this Weather Bureau Schema i-utlr Would we not quickly get on to tht Job, Aud thru remold It to our Heart's Do alral For he no question makes of Ayet and oes Hut anything that ttrlket bit Fancy goet. vtuat otnert titiux it neither Uera nor There, He knows about It all Ha Knows He Knowal Muntey'a Magatltia, Dlno Only When Hungry. A prolific cuuso of chronic Indlges Hon Is eating from habit mid slmnlv because tt Is in en I tlmo and others lire eating. To eat when not hungry Is to eat without relish, and food taken without relish Is worse than wasted Without relish tho will vary glands do not act, the gastric fluids aru nut free ly secreted, and tho .best of foods will not bo digested. Many perfectly harm less dishes are severely condemned for no other rcasou than they wero given perfunctorily and without relish and duo Insallvtitlon. Hunger makes tho plainest foods en Joyable. It causes vigorous secretion nud outpouring of all tho digestive fluids tho sources of ptyalln, pepsin, trypsin, etc., without a plentiful sup ply of which uo foods can be perfectly digested. Walt for an appetite If tt takes a week. Fasting Is one of tho saving graces. It has a spiritual slgnlllcanco only through Its great physical and physiologic Importance. It Iireakfust Is a boro or lunch a matter of Indif ference cut one or both of them nut. Walt for distinct and unmlstakahlo hunger, nnd then eat slowly. If you do this you noed ask fow questions as to tho propriety and digestibility of what you eat, and It need not bo prcdlgcated! Hygienic Magazine. Intcreata the Nelichttora. Curio Why do you permit the. hill posters to cover your fence with those ulnrlng bills Wyso Why, it's the best thing that ever happened. Folks who como tilon are so taken up looking at tho posters, lltey don't stare Into the windows, as they used to do, to ace what the fam ily Is about. Boston Transcript Free Vurlutlou, Old Mother Hubbard, She went to tho market, To get a nice porterhouse steak. But when she got thero The price had doubled, And she hud to buy liver Instead. Chicago Tribune, Occasionally men are candidates, for office becauso they cun't help It, but usually its because tho people cun't help It. Haruko, Empress of Japan, was bom lu 1N30. Shu was n daughter of Prlncn Taditlcn n member of ou of one of the great nobis families from which tho mtkitdot are expected to chooto their con sorts. When tho was 111 "ho was brought from tho seclusion lu which she had been retir ed and married to I he Mikado, who Is her Junior by two years. The Empress Is n foremost mover In all things Unit tend to the nil ancenieiit of her I Ill-Ill. li II A 111 M. country. Especially l she active In all movement for tho betterment of tho eoiidllliin of her sex. For many years she resented tho encroachment of the modem inodlsle, clinging tenacious, ly to the guilt of the Occidental wom an, but lit ISM) she yielded to tho march of progress, and now tho gowns lu which mIii appears nt public func tions where alto Is to meet tho rcpro. seuliitlves of Western cuillltrles aro creations of tho famous dressmakers of Paris and Istiulon. Tho Empress I president of the Red Cross Society of Japan, to which shu gives a great deal of her time Just at present. Ho long ns the war lasts neither llnriiko uur any member of her court will spend any money nt nil on luiurlei or amuse ments; nil that I hoy otherwise would have apetit tn this way will go to pro vide comforts for the army. : i- John 1. Wallace, who has been ap pointed chief engineer of the Panama Canal, Is general tnannger of Ilia Illi nois Central Rail road Company and resides In Chicago. IIo has neeeiited tho position, hlcli carries n alnr of. Zltf.OsJ a j ear Mr Wnllaoo was Iwrnf at Fall It I v e r ,1 l ii aw n II, I mlit,' it Oil at MollJlliHllll-i University, M o n mouth. III., of joii r hailaik. which lilt father was founder and llrtt president Ho entered tho railroad sen Ice In Until lu the employ of tho Carthago and (Jlllney Railroad as a rodinnu. and rap Id promotions followed, lilt connec tion with tho Illinois Central began In ISP1, when ho was eitiploytsl tn assist III handling tho World's Fair lransor tatlou problem and tho general Im provement of the terminal property of the company. The Rov. James Addison Henry, of Philadelphia, chosen moderator by tint Presbyterian (ieneral Assembly at BufTnlo, hat been p a a t o r of the Princeton Presby terian Church of Philadelphia for oier forty years, lie Is the sou of fir Kytnuics 0. Henry, who wat pastor of the First P r e s b y t e rlau Church at Crau bury. N. J., for thtrty seveit year. jAllu II1MIV. The Rev. J. A. Henry graduated from tho Princeton Theological Seminary In lS'H). Ho Is a trustee of Princeton University and n director of tho Princeton Theological Seminary. H has traveled extensively For the first tlmn in n score of years Coneral Joseph Osterhaus spent iie. tmirlnl Day In this country. (Ieneral Osturhaus Is less known t It a n h should bo In tho country which ho served during tho Civil Wttr, Inas much as ho Is Hi" oldest living corps commander of that coulilct. His dash Ing and brilliant service gained for It 1 1 ii the praise of Ills superior olll UKN OSTI niiAi s. ccrs and after the war he was award ed gitod appointments. For years he was the American consul at Lyons and now ho Is consul at Mannheim, Ger many. His eldest sou Is commander of tho Monterey, (ieneral Osterham enlisted to "light mlt Hlgel," but wat quickly promoted. After a visit 111 thli country ho- will go to Rutin, Swltzer. land. Col. Augustus C. lliiell, a rclerau of tho Civil War nud later widely known its a war rorresiioudeiit nud author of a stiindiiril "l.lfn of Joint l'li ill Junes," died In Philadelphia after an Illness of several weeks. Tho Truth of It. "You hear so mniiy fellows com plaining nhout their hard luck. I won der what they consider 'hurd luck,' " "Their Inability to fall Into soft snaps, that's nil." J.'ojii lislnu laiitle. "(Ireat guns!" exclaimed tho absent minded man. "I Just stuck tho lighted end of this cigar In my mouth." 'How fofttinnto you wero In discov ering It lit once, dear," rejoined his good wlfo. Whnt llld She Mcuur Blnko When, you salt.) you would blow your brains out If Bho didn't ac cept you what did sho say Bird Sho said: "Impossible!" I don't know Just what sho meant but somehow I illdu't llko the sound of It Boston Transcript Stuck Up. Crnyco What makes Madge so stuck up Edythe Oh, hadn't you heard Thero'H n gluo firm using her photo graph as an adverllnemont, Philadel phia Bulletin, 18. Mr-